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My name is Bard Wiggenheim. I'm a practicing psychologist.
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The film you are about to see this evening deals with a very, very serious subject.
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In these enlightened times, it is our hope through films such as these,
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not necessarily to answer the question, but to raise valid questions, so that by opening the
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subject to the masses, we can get a little closer to the truth, and by so doing, perhaps solve
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or if not solve, understand. Or if not understand, since no understanding can come from any one film
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or one book or one lecture, it is hoped that this film will be only the first of many grains of sand
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that will pour into the hourglass of knowledge, so as to enable our leaders of this society and
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all over the world to further guide us in the path of rightness and justice. By now, I'm sure
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many of you are wondering what this highly controversial subject is, and it makes me happy
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to tell you I've come to that portion of the lecture in which I'm going to deal with that subject.
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We here at RCIA, or as we are known on the East Coast, the Research Center for Incestuous
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Activities, have been meditating on this subject for a very, very long time. The subject, as I'm sure
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many of you might have guessed since hearing the name of our organization, is incest.
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Shocked? I thought so, but nevertheless, by facing the subject maturely and wisely, we, as a growing
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nation, will be better equipped to deal with our young children, the younger generation itself,
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and possibly our own schizophrenia. We've had to cloak our message in humor and satire so as to
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allow the more easily offended in our audience the ability to sit through our subject matter
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without getting easily offended. Very briefly, let me read to you what the dictionary says about incest.
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Incest, sexual intercourse, cohabitation, or marriage between persons so closely related
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that marriage is legally or ritually forbidden.
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That's it. Simple and to the point. What can we do about it? Is it good or bad?
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You be the judge and you be the jury. Our story is fictional, but the facts are real.
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That much you can be sure of. We will demonstrate that in a family where closely related people
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are so intertwined and so involved with continual sexual activity, there is very little time
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for social intercourse, intellectual intercourse, or any beautiful lovemaking on a higher plane
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than the mere physicality and very little moral fiber
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permeating the home of Lord and Lady Zazu and their ill-begotten daughter, Millie.
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So now, let's watch our film and be sure to take notice
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of the many things I've discussed with you this evening. Thank you.
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Hello, Jimmy. I'm sorry, I really can't make it tonight.
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I know, I've really been looking forward to it,
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but the Zazie's daughter is coming home from college and I have to work.
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They're going to have like a coming home thing and I have to work late and hard.
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Yes, I know, I've really been looking forward to it,
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but you know that bitch has to make me work tonight.
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I know, it's a holiday party and everything.
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I just can't get out of work. She's going out of her mind.
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She's walking around like a crazy lunatic.
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She's going to be getting up any minute when she finds me lying here
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when her daughter's coming home tonight.
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She's going to have a fit.
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I love you too. Maybe we can meet tonight,
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but I have to go right now really because she's going to be getting up
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and she's going to be running around like crazy, I know.
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No, I can't tell you about it now. Really, I'll call you tomorrow.
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Oh, here she comes!
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What in the world? Hazel, where in the world are you?
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Hazel? Yes, yes, ma'am?
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Why don't you help me out of my life today?
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Did you hear from my husband? I have this splitting headache.
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I don't know what I'm going to do. You must help me.
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We will never be organized today. Everything is falling to pieces.
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What are we going to do? You have to do something.
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Oh, ma'am, just sit down and relax a little. I'll take care of everything.
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Hazel, did the Lord's Missus call today to tell me?
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No, he didn't. No, he didn't, ma'am.
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Has anyone called? Yes, yes, Millie called.
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She'll be arriving late this afternoon or early this evening.
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What plane flight? We know nothing!
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She said she'll call from Newark for the car.
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Okay, just calm me down. Just relax.
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Do something like you always can do it, please. I'm going out of my mind.
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I have such a migraine in my head!
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Just relax, ma'am.
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The washing machine is broken down. The dishwasher is broken down.
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Did you call the repairman? Yes, yes, I did.
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Have you done it? Are you sure? Yes, I did.
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They're going to be here in an hour. Please relax.
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I cannot relax because there's too much pressure.
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And you know I cannot stand pressure. Oh, please, robot temples,
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please call me and get rid of my headache.
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I'm going out of my mind.
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You know, if you just lie back and leave everything to me,
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I'll take care of it. Things will be all right.
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Please, Hazel, help me. This is much too much for me today.
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It's too trying. Lie back.
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Oh, gosh. That's right.
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Everything will be just fine.
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Oh, go ahead, please.
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This is so hard.
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My stomach is upset. Oh, my God!
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I'm going to go out of my mind.
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What can we do?
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You're not doing it.
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No, no, no.
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I'll take care of everything.
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Everything's going to be just fine.
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My head is splitting.
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Please relax.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Hazel.
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Oh, my God.
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I look so bad.
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You look beautiful.
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I don't look good today.
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I don't look good at all.
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My nails have to be done again.
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Look at the beauty.
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Look what you did to my hair.
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Oh, my God, I look terrible.
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Oh, my God, it's just a terrible day.
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Why couldn't we put it off till tomorrow, the next day?
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Oh, relax.
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I can't relax. I have a splitting headache.
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Oh, Hazel, this is...
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Oh, Hazel.
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Yes, Hazel.
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Oh, Hazel, yes.
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Oh, Hazel.
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That's it, that's it.
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Oh, Hazel, you're going to cure it.
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You're going to cure it.
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Oh, it feels much better now.
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Oh, Hazel, that did...
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Oh, relief.
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Oh, it feels beautiful.
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Oh, yes, Hazel.
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Oh, Hazel, this is one thing you do so well.
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Oh, God, that's good.
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Wait, I have just the thing.
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Just the thing.
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Oh, my God, Maura.
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Oh, I like it so much.
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Oh, Hazel.
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It is relaxing, isn't it?
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Yes, it is.
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Very relaxing.
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It's the most delightful breakfast I've ever had.
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You won't be able to sleep tonight.
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You will always be in my arms.
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Always.
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Beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Oh, oh, it's fantastic.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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And in deep.
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Oh, oh, deeper.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, beautiful.
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He's so beautiful.
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Oh, I feel relief already.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, please do it.
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Good, good, good, baby.
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Good, good.
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Good, good.
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Ava!
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Ava!
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Oh, my God, that's great.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Oh, Hazel, that's so good.
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Oh, baby, that's so good.
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Oh, hold me.
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Suck me.
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Go, be good.
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Oh, my God.
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Once more.
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Once more.
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Again.
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Again.
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Again.
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Again.
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Again.
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Again.
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Again.
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Oh, it's almost gone.
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Oh, darling, I know.
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Use the vibrator just once more, and there'll be total ecstasy.
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Please.
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Oh, god, I can feel it going in.
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Good.
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I can feel it going in.
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Good.
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Good.
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Good.
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Good.
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Good.
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Good.
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Good.
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That's beautiful.
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Oh, that's it.
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Oh, lovely, lovely, lovely.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, I feel marvelous.
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Oh, you're beautiful. Thank you.
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Now, we must get started.
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Now, did you call the repairman for the...
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Yes, yes, I did.
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If we don't have the dishwasher, no potty.
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I'll call them again just to make sure they're coming.
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Do it again, do it again.
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Now, I'll go do the other things.
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Get right at it, get right at it. Please, hurry.
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My bad.
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Yes, we called for the repairman.
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Yes, please send someone over right away.
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Right away, right away.
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The dishwasher is over flooding and we must have it fixed.
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In about an hour.
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You said that the last time.
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Please hurry.
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Thank you.
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Coming, just a minute.
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Come right in, come right in.
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It fixed quickly.
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What cycle isn't working, Irv?
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It just doesn't work at all.
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Every time I turn it on, it plugs up.
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The water came all over the kitchen last night.
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You checked the fuse, huh?
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Well, I really don't know too much about the electrical part.
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But I followed all the instructions.
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I did everything right.
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But it over flooded all over the kitchen.
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We have to get it fixed.
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You need it back tonight, huh?
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Listen, Victor.
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Yeah, how about the two ply axle rod connector?
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Why don't you get that, because I can see we're
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going to need it right away.
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OK.
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Yeah.
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I'll get that for you.
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Do you think you can get it fixed?
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Is it very serious?
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Oh, no, no.
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I think it'll take about an hour or so.
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How long do we have?
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About an hour or so.
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She'll be coming in any minute.
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And she'd really like to have it fixed.
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See the re-estate connection back here.
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The what?
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In the back.
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Let me show you.
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Come over here.
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Way back there.
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That's the problem?
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Uh-huh, I think so.
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Now, you look down and look right into the center of it.
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All right?
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Now, you keep your eyes on that and don't move, all right?
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Let me see.
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Look at this.
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Is that very serious?
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Do you have to get a part for it?
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No, my friend's getting that.
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I think we can take care of it.
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Is it moving?
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No, no, no.
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In, in, in.
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You see it right over there.
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That little white thing?
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Yeah, that's it.
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00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,420
Keep watching that.
265
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:43,820
You think that's the problem, huh?
266
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I should do.
267
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,300
You can see it.
268
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,380
Yeah, I'm beginning to see.
269
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,740
I thought you would.
270
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:52,060
I don't know about the dishwasher,
271
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,380
but she's sure getting me started.
272
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:54,180
Yeah.
273
00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:11,610
Let me take these off.
274
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:12,610
I think so.
275
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:32,170
Oh, come on.
276
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:48,100
Oh, you really have a beautiful tongue.
277
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:58,400
Oh, the dishwasher's not the only thing that's overflowing here.
278
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:21,460
Oh, this is wild.
279
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:49,550
Oh, I've never had a more pleasant day in my life.
280
00:17:56,120 --> 00:18:00,120
Oh, wait, why don't we go in the living room where it's more comfortable?
281
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,120
That's good.
282
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,440
That's too far up.
283
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:13,910
I'll just take you closer.
284
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:34,950
I can't wait to see what the press will do.
285
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,950
The minute I came in I knew that dishwasher wasn't going to be fixed.
286
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,950
Why don't we see what we have down here?
287
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:50,960
Oh, you've got a lovely crib.
288
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:52,960
Beautiful.
289
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:15,250
Oh, come on, Drew, get undressed.
290
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:24,150
You know, we really haven't got much time.
291
00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:27,650
You still have to fix the dishwasher.
292
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:31,650
I think it's just the road with the connection, Belinda.
293
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:33,150
It won't take much time.
294
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:44,660
Oh, come here. I want to feel that lovely crisp taste in my mouth.
295
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,800
It's beautiful, Sam.
296
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:16,410
Oh, boy, would I ever love to have this to suck on all day.
297
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:38,310
Oh, come on, put your tongue on it.
298
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,310
Oh, that's right.
299
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,310
Yes.
300
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:13,210
I'm...
301
00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:21,090
I've got a great idea, why don't you let me...
302
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:25,180
Oh, it's beautiful.
303
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:45,090
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
304
00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:12,390
What are you doing in here?
305
00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:14,390
Boy, who are you?
306
00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:17,390
Well, I came to repair your washing machine upstairs.
307
00:26:17,390 --> 00:26:18,390
Yeah, I've got it all.
308
00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:21,390
Just down here cleaning up and getting ready to help out.
309
00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:24,390
You better clean up because nobody comes in here with all that dirty.
310
00:26:24,390 --> 00:26:25,390
You filthy man.
311
00:26:25,390 --> 00:26:26,390
How dare you do that?
312
00:26:26,390 --> 00:26:29,390
You can't stay in my house and work with that kind of crud on you.
313
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:30,390
Well, I just didn't.
314
00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:32,390
Don't just wipe your dirty hands on my towels.
315
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:34,390
Start to get this stuff off.
316
00:26:34,390 --> 00:26:35,390
Look at those dirty boots.
317
00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:37,390
Why don't you wipe and leave them upstairs?
318
00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:40,390
Lady, I didn't know that was part of the job.
319
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,390
Lady, just do it, man.
320
00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:42,390
Don't just lady me.
321
00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:46,390
Oh, God almighty, I've had such a day and all you people drive me out of my mind.
322
00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:47,390
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
323
00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:48,390
Get all that crumptious.
324
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:51,390
Oh, I didn't know this was going to be part of the job.
325
00:26:51,390 --> 00:26:53,390
Oh, man, you just don't know me.
326
00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:57,390
I mean, this is, this is, why did they send a decent clean man over here to repair my things?
327
00:26:57,390 --> 00:26:58,390
Well, let me sit up.
328
00:26:58,390 --> 00:26:59,390
Oh, get that tub, man.
329
00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:01,390
Give me, give me, get past you.
330
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:03,390
You got to get, look at that, you're filthy.
331
00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:05,390
Look at that, you're filthy.
332
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:06,390
You're filthy.
333
00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:08,390
Look at that, you're filthy.
334
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:10,390
Why don't you take a hold of it?
335
00:27:10,390 --> 00:27:12,390
Get in the tub, in the tub, in the tub.
336
00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:13,390
I'll get it.
337
00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:14,390
Almost.
338
00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:15,390
Almost.
339
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,160
This is certainly better than fixing a washing machine.
340
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,160
You like it?
341
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,160
Oh, yeah.
342
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,660
Mmm, I love it.
343
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,660
This is great.
344
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:08,660
It's clean and lovely.
345
00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:11,190
It smells so nice.
346
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,690
You're such a handsome repairman.
347
00:28:14,690 --> 00:28:16,690
Oh, yes.
348
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,160
What do you like? What do you like?
349
00:28:39,830 --> 00:28:41,830
Why don't you come in and talk to me?
350
00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:43,830
I can't work with all these clothes on.
351
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,830
We must hurry, though. I'm expecting my daughter any minute.
352
00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:46,830
Your daughter's coming?
353
00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:48,830
Yes, but I might as well enjoy myself a little.
354
00:28:48,830 --> 00:28:51,830
My head is beginning to go ahead of my grain all day long.
355
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,830
Oh, let's see if we can do something about that.
356
00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:56,830
Let me get a little clean, too.
357
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Oh, come on.
358
00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:17,700
Get in there, baby.
359
00:32:58,550 --> 00:33:03,550
You feel and do so much more for me than my maid ever could.
360
00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:05,550
Well, this is some job for a painter.
361
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:08,550
But I wonder if you'll mind doing the work that you should be doing.
362
00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:10,550
Well, I should be. I mean, that's where I left him.
363
00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:13,550
That's where you left him? Oh, thank you, my dear.
364
00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:15,550
You're marvelous. I think you're mine.
365
00:33:15,550 --> 00:33:18,550
Maybe better wash yourself a little bit.
366
00:33:18,550 --> 00:33:21,550
Now, I need that towel up there on that table.
367
00:33:21,550 --> 00:33:23,550
Sure, honey.
368
00:33:23,550 --> 00:33:25,550
Oh, thank you.
369
00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:31,280
Oh, I love you.
370
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,370
Thank you.
371
00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:39,370
Gee, I guess your daughter will be along any minute now.
372
00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:41,370
Any minute, we must hurry.
373
00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:43,370
You must get to that dishwasher.
374
00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:45,370
Or there will be no party. You understand me?
375
00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:46,370
We'll get that fixed.
376
00:33:46,370 --> 00:33:48,370
Dry off the rest of you. Let me get my towel.
377
00:33:57,970 --> 00:34:01,470
Central Park. Springtime.
378
00:34:02,470 --> 00:34:07,970
It's good to be back in New York after four long years away in that crummy college.
379
00:34:08,970 --> 00:34:13,970
About all I learned there was to smoke pot, trip acid, and ball a lot.
380
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:21,470
Thinking of bowling, it wouldn't be such a bad idea to make love right out here in the sunshine.
381
00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:24,970
Springtime sure makes me horny.
382
00:34:25,970 --> 00:34:33,470
I wish I could take off all my clothes and just let some beautiful guy do a beautiful number all over my body.
383
00:34:34,470 --> 00:34:35,970
Damn these clothes.
384
00:34:36,470 --> 00:34:43,970
I want the fresh breathe that's blowing to cool my hot flesh and make me feel good all over.
385
00:34:44,970 --> 00:34:49,470
All I've got waiting for me at home is some rotten welcome home party.
386
00:34:49,970 --> 00:35:00,970
Mom and dad crying with joy overseeing me and probably fixing some weird punch with a bit of alcohol in it for the big grown up girl from college.
387
00:35:01,970 --> 00:35:05,470
I like to look them square in the eye and say,
388
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:14,970
Folks, I ain't a virgin no more. I've been fucked by practically the entire student body and some of the faculty too.
389
00:35:15,470 --> 00:35:17,470
And I'm just getting to like it.
390
00:35:17,970 --> 00:35:24,470
And you can take your goddamn punch bowl and use it for a cold douche for all I care.
391
00:35:26,470 --> 00:35:29,470
Oh damn, I'm so raunchy.
392
00:35:30,970 --> 00:35:31,470
I...
393
00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:39,470
I wonder if I can find some secluded little section of this park and give myself a beautiful springtime.
394
00:35:39,970 --> 00:35:44,970
Fresh as all outdoors, bright, sunny orgasm.
395
00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:48,970
Wow, that really turns me on.
396
00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:51,970
I'm in love.
397
00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:54,970
I'm in love with flowers.
398
00:35:55,970 --> 00:35:57,970
I'm in love with the trees.
399
00:35:58,970 --> 00:35:59,970
I'm in love with the air.
400
00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:02,970
I'm in love with my flesh.
401
00:36:03,970 --> 00:36:05,970
I want to fuck the world.
402
00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:08,970
To have an affair with nature.
403
00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:12,970
A spiritual, sexual affair.
404
00:36:13,470 --> 00:36:16,970
With the birds, the bees, and the trees.
405
00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:20,970
And with men and women and everything and everyone.
406
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:23,970
And say to them, take me, I'm yours.
407
00:36:24,970 --> 00:36:27,970
Love me and I will love you back.
408
00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:29,970
Sing to me.
409
00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:31,970
Talk to me.
410
00:36:32,970 --> 00:36:33,970
Come to me.
411
00:36:34,970 --> 00:36:35,970
Come to me.
412
00:36:36,970 --> 00:36:38,970
Come in me.
413
00:36:39,470 --> 00:36:41,970
Come into my lovely world of sun and beauty.
414
00:36:42,970 --> 00:36:50,970
Where are you, oh secluded spot, that will receive my body and allow me to trip into your soul with my come?
415
00:36:51,970 --> 00:36:56,970
I will find you and have you, you elusive love nest.
416
00:36:57,970 --> 00:36:59,970
Here I come, ready or not.
417
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,020
I'm getting tired.
418
00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:01,740
I must not use all my strength in foreplay.
419
00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:08,020
I must save some for my clit, my thighs, and my breasts.
420
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:10,940
Oh, I'm getting horny again.
421
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,780
It must be the shade and the scent
422
00:38:13,780 --> 00:38:18,020
that soon I will be coming my brains out all over the grass.
423
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:20,260
And the breeze will cool the fire that
424
00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:23,620
now burns deeply in my loins.
425
00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:26,820
I'll rest here.
426
00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:29,700
Perhaps I can do it here.
427
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,620
Oh, damn, I'm so hot.
428
00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:34,100
But I can hear other people.
429
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:36,260
They must be so close.
430
00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:39,420
I can't let myself go with people around.
431
00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:42,820
Although I'd love to say to them, look at me.
432
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:45,340
I'm masturbating, and I love it.
433
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:48,580
Come join me, and we'll all scream together.
434
00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:50,660
What's the use?
435
00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:53,580
I better look for another spot.
436
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:56,500
Onward, Millie, my girl.
437
00:38:56,500 --> 00:39:01,200
Soon you'll find your place in the sun.
438
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,840
At last.
439
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,720
At last.
440
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,000
At last.
441
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,080
Take me, baby.
442
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,680
Take me.
443
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,480
I'm yours.
444
00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:22,550
тЩк
445
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,680
Oh, God.
446
00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:25,740
Oh, it feels so good.
447
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:32,260
I'm getting closer.
448
00:41:44,730 --> 00:41:52,110
Oh, he did that.
449
00:41:53,110 --> 00:42:02,250
And now, homeward bound to family, friends, and bullshit.
450
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:08,700
Who are you?
451
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,700
Well, I'm the dishwasher repairman.
452
00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:14,700
I'm here repairing your dishwasher.
453
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,700
I'm the daughter of the house, and they're having a party here for me,
454
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,700
so I have to get changed and get ready.
455
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,700
So you don't mind, do you?
456
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:22,700
Can you just turn your head?
457
00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:23,700
Oh, sure, go right ahead.
458
00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:24,700
Can I finish smoking?
459
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:25,700
It's so warm in here, sure.
460
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:26,700
Thank you.
461
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:34,370
What school do you go to?
462
00:42:34,370 --> 00:42:35,370
University of Richmond.
463
00:42:35,370 --> 00:42:36,370
Richmond, that's in Virginia, right?
464
00:42:36,370 --> 00:42:38,370
Hey, you're not supposed to be looking at me!
465
00:42:38,370 --> 00:42:40,370
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need some help?
466
00:42:40,370 --> 00:42:41,370
No.
467
00:42:41,370 --> 00:42:42,370
You sure?
468
00:42:42,370 --> 00:42:43,370
Yeah, I'm sure.
469
00:42:43,370 --> 00:42:44,370
Well, let me get my bag.
470
00:42:44,370 --> 00:42:45,370
I have to get ready for the party tonight.
471
00:42:45,370 --> 00:42:47,370
I have to get my bag, because I've got to go back.
472
00:42:47,370 --> 00:42:48,370
Okay, you do more.
473
00:42:48,370 --> 00:42:49,370
Wait, whoa!
474
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,200
Hey!
475
00:43:03,930 --> 00:43:05,930
I don't even know you.
476
00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:08,930
Well, I went to college, too, so it's all the same.
477
00:43:08,930 --> 00:43:11,930
Yeah, but still, my mother thinks I'm a virgin.
478
00:43:11,930 --> 00:43:13,930
I know I like sex, but...
479
00:43:13,930 --> 00:43:14,930
But?
480
00:43:14,930 --> 00:43:15,930
But I don't even know you.
481
00:43:15,930 --> 00:43:16,930
A virgin?
482
00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:17,930
I don't even know your name.
483
00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:18,930
Are you really a virgin?
484
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:19,930
Yes.
485
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:20,930
How old are you?
486
00:43:20,930 --> 00:43:21,930
19.
487
00:43:21,930 --> 00:43:25,930
But she must know that that's the oldest of the virgins out there.
488
00:43:25,930 --> 00:43:26,930
Well, my mother doesn't know.
489
00:43:26,930 --> 00:43:29,930
She's not aware of the nowadays, what's happening now.
490
00:43:29,930 --> 00:43:32,930
Well, I'm just teaching you gym crap, that's all.
491
00:43:32,930 --> 00:43:34,930
Have you heard of gym crap?
492
00:43:34,930 --> 00:43:35,930
No.
493
00:43:35,930 --> 00:43:36,930
No?
494
00:43:36,930 --> 00:43:37,930
It's a special exercise.
495
00:43:37,930 --> 00:43:39,930
It's supposed to expand your body.
496
00:43:39,930 --> 00:43:42,930
But you are kind of cute anyway.
497
00:43:42,930 --> 00:43:43,930
Oh, I'm cute?
498
00:43:43,930 --> 00:43:45,930
That's very nice to say.
499
00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:47,930
Gym crap starts like this.
500
00:44:02,170 --> 00:44:05,690
okay
501
00:44:48,510 --> 00:44:49,830
Yes.
502
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,800
Yes.
503
00:45:41,590 --> 00:45:43,590
Oh, it's pretty good.
504
00:46:48,470 --> 00:46:49,470
I'm home!
505
00:46:49,470 --> 00:46:50,470
Where are you?
506
00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:51,470
Oh, Lord Fazio, good evening.
507
00:46:51,470 --> 00:46:52,470
You my wife?
508
00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:53,470
No, I'm your maid, sir.
509
00:46:53,470 --> 00:46:54,470
Oh, my maid.
510
00:46:54,470 --> 00:46:55,470
Lovely.
511
00:46:55,470 --> 00:46:56,470
You're feeling good tonight, I see.
512
00:46:56,470 --> 00:46:57,470
I had a little drink after work.
513
00:46:57,470 --> 00:46:58,470
Well, you're looking fine.
514
00:46:58,470 --> 00:46:59,470
We all like our little kicks now, don't we?
515
00:46:59,470 --> 00:47:00,470
I never even knew I had a maid as lovely as you.
516
00:47:00,470 --> 00:47:01,470
I'm going to get you some water.
517
00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:02,470
I'll get it.
518
00:47:02,470 --> 00:47:03,470
I'll get it.
519
00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:04,470
I'll get it.
520
00:47:04,470 --> 00:47:05,470
I'll get it.
521
00:47:05,470 --> 00:47:06,470
I'll get it.
522
00:47:06,470 --> 00:47:07,470
I'll get it.
523
00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:08,470
I'll get it.
524
00:47:08,470 --> 00:47:09,470
I'll get it.
525
00:47:09,470 --> 00:47:10,470
I'll get it.
526
00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:11,470
I'll get it.
527
00:47:11,470 --> 00:47:12,470
I'll get it.
528
00:47:12,470 --> 00:47:13,470
I'll get it.
529
00:47:13,470 --> 00:47:14,470
I'll get it.
530
00:47:14,470 --> 00:47:15,470
I'll get it.
531
00:47:15,470 --> 00:47:16,470
I'm not that lovely, am I?
532
00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:17,470
No, you're not.
533
00:47:17,470 --> 00:47:18,470
You're just as lovely as you.
534
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,640
Why don't you get me a drink?
535
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,640
A drink.
536
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,640
A drink, yes.
537
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,640
A drink.
538
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,640
Among other things.
539
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,640
But we'll talk about them after you get my drink.
540
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,640
You want a drink, sir?
541
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,640
What's wrong with you?
542
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,640
Oh, nothing.
543
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:32,640
A drink, yes.
544
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:39,640
I noticed what a lovely maid we had before.
545
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,640
Your drink.
546
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,130
Thank you.
547
00:47:43,130 --> 00:47:44,130
Thank you.
548
00:47:44,130 --> 00:47:51,130
Listen, my wife tells me that you do marvelous things for headaches, and mine is really pounding.
549
00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:54,130
Everybody seems to have a headache today.
550
00:47:54,130 --> 00:47:56,130
Oh, we'll see what we can do for that.
551
00:47:56,130 --> 00:48:01,130
Why don't you see what we can do?
552
00:48:01,130 --> 00:48:03,130
Do you want me to get rid of your drink?
553
00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:04,130
Oh, no, no, no.
554
00:48:04,130 --> 00:48:07,130
I'll sip it in case it gets too warm in here.
555
00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:10,130
Now if we can just lift up a little.
556
00:48:10,130 --> 00:48:14,130
Not too easy at my age, you know.
557
00:48:14,130 --> 00:48:17,230
Oh, my, what nice things you're wearing.
558
00:48:17,230 --> 00:48:20,230
Thank you, my dear.
559
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:23,230
Oh, see what you can do about that headache.
560
00:48:23,230 --> 00:48:25,300
I'm going to wink it up a little.
561
00:49:36,050 --> 00:49:40,210
Magnificent! You're the best baby I've ever had!
562
00:49:41,970 --> 00:49:43,570
Help me, please.
563
00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:49,380
It's wonderful to be rich.
564
00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:51,820
I have to find my wife.
565
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:56,140
She expects me every evening.
566
00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:59,140
Thank you, Hazel.
567
00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:00,780
Everything is so busy today.
568
00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:02,580
Yes, the party and everything.
569
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:05,980
These crazy people are fixing the dishwasher.
570
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:08,860
They've been messing around all day, but it's still broken.
571
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:10,500
Really?
572
00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:13,020
I hope they fix it in time for the party.
573
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:16,260
Remind me to put something in my will about you.
574
00:50:16,340 --> 00:50:17,460
I will, sir.
575
00:50:17,540 --> 00:50:18,780
Charming.
576
00:50:21,580 --> 00:50:22,580
Ladies and gentlemen...
577
00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:24,260
Could you give me a bit of a shove?
578
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,100
Stop me going, thank you.
579
00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:27,820
Ladies and gentlemen!
580
00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:30,580
It's me, your husband.
581
00:50:31,580 --> 00:50:35,800
What the hell are you doing?
582
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,800
What are you doing to my wife?
583
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,800
Get out of here!
584
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,800
Get out of here!
585
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,800
What's going on?
586
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,800
I'm going to fix the dishwasher.
587
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,880
It's me, your baby.
588
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:51,880
Who is it?
589
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:52,960
Who is it?
590
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:58,960
Oh, honey.
591
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,560
What's that?
592
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,010
It's coming.
593
00:54:08,660 --> 00:54:10,660
Oh, lady, that was...
594
00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:12,460
Millie!
595
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:16,590
It was you!
596
00:54:17,990 --> 00:54:19,680
My daughter!
597
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,080
It felt so good, too.
598
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,080
It was really funny.
599
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,080
I loved it!
600
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,480
I love fucking my daughter!
601
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,680
Oh, and I tell the old lady she's through!
602
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,480
Come, let's find her!
603
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,880
Come, let's find her and tell her we're through!
604
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,880
We'll fuck each other!
605
00:54:46,890 --> 00:54:48,290
Come, baby, come!
606
00:54:48,490 --> 00:54:51,490
You never liked me that way, you never thought of me that way.
607
00:54:51,690 --> 00:54:54,890
I haven't seen you in a long time, you've been in that stupid school.
608
00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:56,890
I really taught you how to fuck up there.
609
00:54:59,090 --> 00:55:01,290
But you didn't know I wasn't a virgin anymore.
610
00:55:01,890 --> 00:55:03,090
I don't care.
611
00:55:03,490 --> 00:55:05,690
Come on, let's find mother and tell her!
612
00:55:06,090 --> 00:55:07,090
Tell mother!
613
00:55:08,090 --> 00:55:09,090
Lovely darling!
614
00:55:10,290 --> 00:55:12,290
My darling, where are you?
615
00:55:13,290 --> 00:55:14,290
Look who's here!
616
00:55:14,490 --> 00:55:15,690
Come on down!
617
00:55:16,090 --> 00:55:17,090
Where are they?
618
00:55:17,290 --> 00:55:18,290
Is that Millie?
619
00:55:18,490 --> 00:55:19,490
It's Millie!
620
00:55:20,690 --> 00:55:21,690
Come down!
621
00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:24,490
What are you doing?
622
00:55:25,090 --> 00:55:26,090
I'm so happy!
623
00:55:26,290 --> 00:55:27,690
It's beautiful!
624
00:55:27,890 --> 00:55:29,090
I love it, honey!
625
00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:30,890
I never liked it before!
626
00:55:31,090 --> 00:55:32,290
I'm so happy!
627
00:55:33,290 --> 00:55:34,290
Hello, mom!
628
00:55:34,490 --> 00:55:36,290
I'm going to stay with her.
629
00:55:37,290 --> 00:55:38,690
I'm glad to see you.
630
00:55:40,490 --> 00:55:41,890
What's going on?
631
00:55:42,290 --> 00:55:43,290
What's going on?
632
00:55:43,490 --> 00:55:45,490
Don't worry, the dishwasher is fixed.
633
00:55:46,090 --> 00:55:47,490
The dishwasher is fixed.
634
00:55:47,690 --> 00:55:48,690
Oh, my God!
635
00:55:48,890 --> 00:55:49,890
He fixed it!
636
00:55:50,090 --> 00:55:51,090
He fixed it!
637
00:55:51,290 --> 00:55:52,290
Oh, my God!
638
00:55:52,490 --> 00:55:53,490
He fixed it!
639
00:55:53,690 --> 00:55:54,690
What's going on?
640
00:55:54,890 --> 00:55:55,890
No more hitting!
641
00:55:56,090 --> 00:55:57,090
What's going on?
642
00:55:57,490 --> 00:55:58,490
No more hitting!
643
00:55:58,690 --> 00:55:59,690
No more hitting!
644
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,490
No more rough dishwashing!
645
00:56:01,890 --> 00:56:04,490
You can stay with your handyman.
646
00:56:04,690 --> 00:56:05,690
Oh, shut up!
647
00:56:05,890 --> 00:56:06,890
I'm so happy!
648
00:56:07,090 --> 00:56:08,090
What's going on?
649
00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,410
Come on, mom!
650
00:56:13,610 --> 00:56:14,610
No, no, no!
651
00:56:14,810 --> 00:56:15,810
Get out of my way!
652
00:56:16,010 --> 00:56:19,250
We're going to act.
653
00:56:19,850 --> 00:56:23,050
Stop fighting and have a big party.
654
00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:24,850
We're all here and we're ready.
655
00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:27,050
Let's forget about fighting.
656
00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:28,650
Oh, my darling!
657
00:56:28,850 --> 00:56:30,050
I love you, darling.
658
00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:31,850
You're a good daughter.
659
00:56:32,450 --> 00:56:33,850
I like what I have.
660
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,400
It's very simple.
661
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,240
It's very simple.
662
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,430
Talk to him.
663
00:57:02,770 --> 00:57:05,270
Apparently, it gets bigger and better all the time.
664
00:57:05,270 --> 00:57:09,550
Oh, my head aches.
665
00:57:09,550 --> 00:57:11,550
Oh, good lord.
666
00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:35,750
Did you have to fix the washing machine?
667
00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:37,750
Works great!
668
00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:39,750
I never got to double two-way job over there.
669
00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:41,750
If you don't use any dishes or glasses, we won't try it out, Joe.
670
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,750
Where's the wrench?
671
00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:45,750
I don't know what happened to the wrench. Do we need the wrench, dear?
672
00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:47,750
I don't know, but you did a great job without a wrench.
673
00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:04,550
What are you doing? What are you doing now?
674
00:58:04,550 --> 00:58:06,550
What are you doing? What are you doing?
675
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:27,620
Welcome home.
676
00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:29,120
Best party I ever had, Ma.
677
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,120
You must keep coming home more often.
678
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,120
Yes, you must.
679
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,120
Or coming more often.
680
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,120
Home.
681
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:41,120
Coming in the home, that's it.
682
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,120
Looks like you make a good repairman, too.
683
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,120
Oh, look at Lord Sazu.
684
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,620
Let's do it.
685
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:57,620
Go get him, Dad.
686
00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:09,710
Oh, come over here with that brick.
687
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:06,900
Let's go up the stairs and welcome Lily Hall.
688
01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:09,900
Oh, let's have a ballroom!
689
01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:10,900
Yes!
690
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:13,900
Up the stairs and one, two, three, four.
691
01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:15,900
Come, ladies, you may join.
692
01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:17,900
Come on!
693
01:00:25,900 --> 01:00:28,100
Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll pause just a moment,
694
01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:30,100
we'd like to have a little curtain call.
695
01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:32,100
Here she is, the wonderful Tina Russell.
696
01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:35,100
Let's hear it for Tina, who did a fantastic, bang-up job,
697
01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:38,100
as it may today, in our beautiful film.
698
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:42,100
There's Tina relieving headaches, doing a wonderful job
699
01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:45,100
for the very wonderful Dolly Sharp, who played
700
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:48,100
in a magnificent Lady Zazu.
701
01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:53,100
And here is Richie Epps going at it and loving Tina all the way.
702
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:56,100
Richie has appeared in many, many films,
703
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,100
but this is his very first.
704
01:00:58,100 --> 01:01:00,100
Oh, there he is!
705
01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:02,100
That's Richie and Tina.
706
01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:07,100
And this isn't the first, but it's done with all the taste
707
01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:11,100
and all the beauty that we could possibly pour
708
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:13,100
into this exquisite film.
709
01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:17,100
There's Tina again, who, again, you may have seen in many films,
710
01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:22,100
but none with this excitement, this drama,
711
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:25,100
this tremendous display of talent.
712
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:31,100
Tina expects to continue on this fantastic road
713
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:36,100
that she has chosen for herself to achieve phenomenal success
714
01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:39,100
in a world where there are many, many people,
715
01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:42,100
but no unique Tina Russell.
716
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:44,100
There's Richie Epps and Tina,
717
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,100
and I think they deserve a great big hand,
718
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:49,100
a great big beautiful hand,
719
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:52,100
right across their wonderful bodies.
720
01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:55,100
That's Richie. That's Tina.
721
01:01:55,100 --> 01:02:00,100
And you must admit that ever since Nelson Eddie and Jeanette McDonald,
722
01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:03,100
never has a team come off quite so well,
723
01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:07,100
blended so beautifully together as the very wonderful Tina Russell.
724
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:10,100
And here she is, Dolly Sharp and her new leading man,
725
01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,100
the wonderful Biff Boone.
726
01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:14,100
Look at him, ladies and gentlemen.
727
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:18,100
Tremendous hulk of a man, definitely going very, very far
728
01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:21,100
in this new career he's chosen for himself.
729
01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:26,100
Talent, looks, and a tremendous ability to ad-lib,
730
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:29,100
as I'm sure you've noticed in today's film.
731
01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:32,100
And Dolly, look at that girl.
732
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:35,100
All heart. That's who she is.
733
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:38,100
The most wonderful, most ambitious,
734
01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:41,100
the most exciting new talent to appear on the scene.
735
01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:44,100
There's Biff in one of his fantastic retakes,
736
01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:50,100
one of the most amazing emotional scenes ever performed this year.
737
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:53,100
It's amazing how the Academy missed that performance.
738
01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:59,100
There's Dolly again, doing a fantastic job on cleaning up her leading man.
739
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:04,100
This girl works very, very hard, as I'm sure you realize,
740
01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:06,100
now that our flick is over.
741
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:09,100
There's Dolly working very hard now that our flick is over,
742
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:12,100
and this happens to be one of the most magnificent outtakes
743
01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:16,100
that ever wound up on the cutting room floor.
744
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:18,100
It was too beautiful to leave there.
745
01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:20,100
We thought you should have another look at it.
746
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:24,100
And there's Dolly digging into her job.
747
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:27,100
Yes, a girl who studied for many years
748
01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:30,100
in some of the finest dramatic schools,
749
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,100
finest ballet schools, as I'm sure you noticed,
750
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:35,100
in some of her beautiful wide-leg stretches.
751
01:03:35,100 --> 01:03:39,100
And here she is with the very wonderful Biff Boone,
752
01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:43,100
who, again, is just doing a phenomenal job
753
01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:47,100
of straight man, of supporting actor.
754
01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:51,100
That's it. I think Dolly deserves another great big hand,
755
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:57,100
along with Biff, for displaying a tremendous amount of energy.
756
01:03:57,100 --> 01:04:01,100
And oh, there she is again, ladies and gentlemen.
757
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:05,100
Another beautiful retake. Yes, sir.
758
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:09,100
Dolly has emotion, has grace.
759
01:04:09,100 --> 01:04:14,100
Notice the arch of her back, the beautiful poised head.
760
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,100
The arch back of Biff Boone, yes.
761
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:19,100
Yes, let's not forget Biff.
762
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:23,100
While we're studying Dolly, we very often have a tendency
763
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:27,100
to overlook the male supporting actor.
764
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:32,100
But there's no doubt to why Dolly steals the show
765
01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:36,100
with this kind of emoting, this kind of ad-lib-ability.
766
01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:39,100
And there's a very wonderful Fred Zotz
767
01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:43,100
in his magnificently funny scene with Tina Russell.
768
01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:45,100
Yeah, you remember the old vibrator scene.
769
01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:49,100
And there's Fred really into it, really studying the part,
770
01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:53,100
getting into the mood, working his way into his next ad-lib.
771
01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:57,100
I don't know if you realize these films are completely improvised.
772
01:04:57,100 --> 01:05:01,100
And there she is, the very wonderful Angel Spirit,
773
01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:04,100
who you remember from that marvelous Elvira Madigan-type scene.
774
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:09,100
And here she is with Richie Epps, another of her supporting actors.
775
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:12,100
And ladies and gentlemen, that wraps up our show.
776
01:05:12,100 --> 01:05:15,100
Goodbye to Angel and our entire cast,
777
01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:18,100
and we hope to see you again at our very next feature.
778
01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:22,100
Good night, and this has been Eduardo Chimano saying good night for now.
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