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It sounds as though
you've become
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-dependent on each other.
-He's my everything.
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[woman over phone]
Criminal record
disqualifies him from a visa.
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You are going to apologise
or we are going nowhere!
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-[whistles]
-You want a piece of the action?
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You want to dance with me,
mother effer?
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[screaming]
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-The gig is over.
-I hate knowing
Tasha's gonna die
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and there's nothing
I can do about it.
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[Jo] I just think why can't you
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sag off your dead wife
and see me?
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This depot has
a fundamental failing
in leadership.
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-So, Jo then.
-I love you too!
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪♪♪
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Cracking intercourse, mate.
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-Thanks. [sighs]
-Well done.
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You're welcome.
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[Lawrence groans]
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Uh-oh.
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Little Lawrence reporting
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for another march
around the parade ground?
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Oh, no, I just really need
to urinate actually.
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[clears throat]
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You know
where the little girl's room is.
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[door opens]
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♪♪♪
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-[thuds]
-[Lawrence groans]
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[Jo] Are you all right, mate?
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Loz, if you've been number two,
just spray some Lynx Africa.
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Loz. Loz?
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[door opens, closes]
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Loz?
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Oh, shit!
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Sh...
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Oh.
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Fuck, shit, fuck!
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Shit!
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[opening theme music playing]
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Everything I do today
is the last time I'll do it
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as a South Hill paramedic.
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This is probably the last piece
of work mail
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-I'll ever open here.
-Don't.
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No freaking way!
It's the Home Office.
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You don't have a home office.
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You've got a desk in a kitchen.
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No, the Home Office Home Office.
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I've got Leave to Remain.
I'm sticking around.
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-Am I dreaming?
-Apparently my union rep
put in a good word for me.
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He told them I was
an essential part of South Hill.
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-I can stay.
-Can I stay?
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-You're not even leaving.
-Aw! [laughing]
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-Have you seen Lawrence?
-No.
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Shit balls!
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We've seen him.
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Oh, thank God.
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Yeah, loads of times.
He's our colleague.
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We work with him.
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Today, have you seen him
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here today, numb nuts?
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Ah, no, but great news,
Darrell's not leaving.
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Okay, great. Couldn't care less.
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Are you still coming
to my leaving party?
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-I thought you weren't leaving?
-I'm not.
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Then why are you
still having a party?
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Because I'm staying.
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Everyone's staying,
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it's called coming to work.
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All the more reason
to have a crazy party.
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I don't have time for this shit!
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♪♪♪
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[siren blaring]
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[Gary]
I'm gonna need some tissues.
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No. Today is a no-cry zone
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as per Tasha's instructions.
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I don't think
I can go through with this.
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You have to. We promised.
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"Do not let that
ginger ninja Gary
wuss out on this."
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Even in death
I'm quite scared of her.
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Let's do this.
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[engine starts]
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-[heavy metal music
starts playing]
-Whoo!
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[siren blaring]
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♪♪♪
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[keys jangle]
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-[Gary] Sorry.
-Tasha's request.
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Oh, and she had
a little message as well.
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[both] Cheer up, wankers!
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[all laughing]
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It's all right.
That's, erm, that's very Tash.
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Did she say anything else?
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No, that was it.
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She was never one
for long speeches.
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-[keys jangle]
-[engine starts]
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Laters.
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♪♪♪
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Ooh, Maleek, I've got
some great news about Darrell.
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Darrell can stay.
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[groans] Ah, cor,
that's the worst news ever.
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He's bear jarring man.
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Well, they're still going ahead
with the leaving party.
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It's nice having
two "it" couples in the depot.
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There are no "it" couples.
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There's us.
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We are not a couple.
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Look, we might not link our bits
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but I'm definitely
your work wife.
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You are not my work bae.
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I would know
if I had a work bae.
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Well, we argue all the time
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and we don't have sex.
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You know, wake up and smell
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the flat white coffee, Maleek.
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-I am 100% your work bae.
-Ugh.
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[woman over radio]
451 Papa Kilo, got a cat one
at South Hill park.
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We're on our way.
Oh, just get me to lunch.
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♪♪♪
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[siren blaring]
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[Gary] I hate time wasters.
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[Kareshma] Normally I'm with you
but come on.
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It's up-the-ass Steve.
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What do you reckon's
up there this time?
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I don't care.
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What I do care about
is treating people
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who actually need us.
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Well, I've bet on the remote.
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So...
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Stevo, it's the paramedics.
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[Steve] Door's open.
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[door squeals]
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[Steve] I tried
to get it out myself
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but it's just gone too far up.
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And that's why
I called you guys.
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Yeah, yeah. What is it?
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-Er, mobile.
-Dammit.
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What a brilliant use
of our time.
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Steve, mate,
hey, you've been doing so well.
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I'm sorry, I just had
a very stressful week at work
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and... [whistles] up it went.
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Well, you know the drill.
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Knees up to your chest.
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-[groaning]
-I know, it hurts.
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No, I just got a text message.
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♪♪♪
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[Jo over speakers]
Attention please.
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This is an important
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all unit announcement.
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Has anyone seen Lozzer?
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Wendy over radio] Have you
tried calling him, ducky?
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Thanks, Wenders,
no, I didn't think of the most
obvious thing in the world.
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'Course I tried calling him.
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[softly] Useless bastards.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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[printer whirring]
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-[Jo sighs]
-Jo. What's wrong?
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Loz. [breathing heavily]
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I've lost Loz. I can't--
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Okay, you start
from the beginning.
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[Jo breathing heavily]
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[Jo] Oh, okay. Okay.
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[breathes in]
Last night, Lawrence and I...
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Shit!
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And then we, er...
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Shit!
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And finally, really hard.
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Shit.
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And then he took a slash.
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Saw Karen's stupid bench
and scarpered.
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Shit!
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[inhales sharply]
I tried retracing my steps
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to where I last saw him
and then I realised
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that only works with keys
and not people
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but why didn't I get rid
of the bench, George?
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Why didn't I get rid
of the bench?
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I don't know, Jo,
why you had the bench
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and why you have
this fixation on Lawrence
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would be better questions.
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Because I am mental, George.
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Bigger issues at play here.
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I'll try his flat.
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How come you're all tarted up?
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Er, off to Lewisham
to do my presentation
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-for the senior leadership team.
-[zipper zips]
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-Oh, yeah?
-[George] Mm-hmm
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[Jo] Oh, good luck.
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Don't throw us
under the bus, yeah.
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Actually you can
have the Darrells
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if they need a little red meat
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but leave the rest
of us alone, yeah.
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-[door closes]
-[printer whirring]
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[whirs]
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George's presentation.
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This should be a laugh.
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What the fuck?
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♪♪♪
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I took this scheme
into South Hill
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with the brief of offering
mental health support
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to the paramedics there.
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But was quickly confronted
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by a non-existent
pastoral care structure
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and a toxic leadership culture.
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The chief architect
of which was Jo Cambridge.
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[projector clicks]
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Right, I'll go
and prep the stretcher.
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Where are my keys?
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Sorry.
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Oh, for goodness sake!
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[chuckles] This is just the call
I needed today.
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Honestly.
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Hey, don't get upset all right,
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we just treat them.
You taught me that.
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Well, today I would like to
treat some proper emergencies.
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We... We're not just people
you can call
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to pull things
out of people's bottoms like...
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dirty magicians.
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-Okay, you're stressed.
-[Gary exhales deeply]
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Take a breath.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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[inhales deeply]
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And you, mister.
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No more DIY colonics, okay?
You big human kinder egg.
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This cake is perfect.
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It's amazing,
I just want to eat you.
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I want to eat you.
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[Jo] Oi!
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Good presentation?
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-Erm--
-Oh, you forgot this.
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-Oh.
-And this.
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-[George] Jo, Jo, Jo.
-[Darryl] Ah, come on. Leave it.
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-Calm down.
-[Darrell] Break that up,
break it up. Break it up.
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-[Geoge] No, no. Jo, please.
-[Darryl] Stop, stop.
Calm down. Calm down.
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-Let go, let go, let go.
-[clamouring]
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-She tried to choke me.
-[Jo grunting]
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-[Darrell] You're okay.
-Off!
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-I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
-Off!
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Jo, I tapped out.
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[grunting]
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I can't believe you punched me.
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[sniffles, groans]
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You scratch like a woman.
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I am a woman.
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How could you go behind my back
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and get my bosses to fire me?
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That's why you were so keen
for me to go over to HART.
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It was the right thing to do.
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I was sent here to sort out
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the mental health crisis
at South Hill
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and the thing that would fix it
is you going.
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You are emotionally unavailable.
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You are resistant
to talking about any problems
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and your answer to everything
is bury it down, do shots.
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[Jo] Okay.
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Okay, George, I get it.
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Thank you. I am a shit boss.
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I've seen you in action, Jo,
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and you are really great
at a lot of your job.
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Just not the bits
that I'm looking at.
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Honestly, it's not personal.
261
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,560
If it's any consolation,
you are not getting fired.
262
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,340
-I am.
-What?
263
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,220
Yep. Apparently,
getting rid of you
264
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,060
is too expensive
as is keeping me.
265
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:34,840
So, the ambulance service
is replacing me with an app.
266
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,420
An app?
267
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,060
An app. Yes.
268
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,580
The paramedics will log on
after every call out
269
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,580
and click on a sad face
or a happy face.
270
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,440
And that's their
mental health taken care of.
271
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,620
That is shitty, George.
Really shitty.
272
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,380
You don't deserve
to lose your job,
273
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,380
even though your job is not
a proper job, just talking.
274
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:02,820
-Thanks.
-Look, why don't you
stick around for the party?
275
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,580
Nah, I'm just gonna
get my things and go.
276
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,020
It's been a really long day.
277
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,620
-Plus, I am a recovering
alcoholic, Jo...
-Yes.
278
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,980
-...remember, so...
-Yes, I do remember.
279
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,740
...parties are the last thing
I need.
280
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,820
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough.
Fair enough, George.
281
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,900
[sighs] Oh.
282
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,980
It looks like
we've both had a mare today.
283
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,900
You lost your job,
284
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,540
I lost Loz.
285
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,640
[softly] I had him.
286
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,080
One night.
287
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,680
It was perfect.
288
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,980
Oh, I just wish
I could find him and explain.
289
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,980
Come on, you know Lawrence
better than anyone.
290
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,640
Surely you'd know
where he'd go in a crisis?
291
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,360
George, you're a leg.
292
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,780
Oh, Jo, before you go,
293
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,380
just in the spirit
of reconciliation,
294
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,380
can I just say
295
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,380
you have taught me more
than I could ever teach you.
296
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,800
I know. And sorry I bit you
on the chin, George.
297
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,840
-[crows cawing]
-[birds chirping]
298
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,540
All right, Lozzer?
299
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,760
I just came here
to talk to Karen.
300
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,400
Oh, right.
301
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,420
Hi, Karen, I'm Jo.
Pleasure to meet you.
302
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,520
So, er...
303
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,480
what are you chatting about?
304
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,980
-The bench? Yeah.
-It did come up, yeah.
305
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,900
The fact that you stole
my dead wife's memorial bench
306
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,440
and kept it in your flat
for a year and a half.
307
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,900
When you say it like that, Loz,
out loud, it does sound bad.
308
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,580
But it was ages ago
and I was in a...
309
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,100
very bad place.
310
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,660
Please, Lawrence, I...
311
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,780
We can't throw this away
over one admittedly
312
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,780
massive bump in the road.
313
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,640
I honestly don't think
Karen would want that.
314
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:09,820
[imitating Karen]
No, I wouldn't.
315
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,080
[in normal voice] Sorry.
That was out of order.
Sorry, Loz.
316
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,380
[whispering] Sorry, Karen.
317
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:21,460
I'm just saying Steve needs
proper mental health support.
318
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,380
Not a paramedic every few weeks.
319
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,740
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
It's tragic, really.
320
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,660
On the other hand,
who had phone?
321
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:33,340
Darryl. Darryl, mate,
you've won 40 quid.
322
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,020
Come on!
323
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,580
Come on!
324
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,780
It's not funny.
325
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,060
And I'm not in the mood.
326
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,740
I wanted today
to be a great shift
327
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,300
out of respect for Tasha.
328
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,780
Come on, she would have
fucking loved the call out
329
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,900
where the man
stuck your keys up his ass.
330
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,300
-Yes, I suppose so.
-[Kareshma chuckles]
331
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,660
-[keys jangle]
-I might see
if I can get a fresh set.
332
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,780
Ones that haven't been in a man.
333
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,500
Hmm.
334
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,640
It was insane but I was just...
335
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,100
desperate.
336
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,780
And I was so jealous
337
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,500
because you were basically
still seeing Karen who was...
338
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,260
No offence, Karen.
...in the ground.
339
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:13,140
I never cried like I cried
when that bench was taken.
340
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,240
I was there.
341
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:20,420
Oh, you really, really cried.
342
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,660
I didn't know if it was a sign
from Karen or from God
343
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,380
or some other religious figure.
344
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,780
Although I'm not
strictly religious,
345
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,580
more Zen Buddhist if I was to--
346
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:34,180
Please, Lawrence,
just make your point,
347
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,380
I'm... [scoffs] dying here.
348
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,940
The reason it hurt was because
349
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,260
I felt like Karen
was being taken from me again.
350
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,700
Oh, I...
351
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,180
[Lawrence] It was the only thing
people could take
352
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,980
because there was no one else
I cared about.
353
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,080
But there is now.
354
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,060
You.
355
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,660
I don't want
to lose you as well.
356
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,340
Fuck... Thank fuck.
357
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,660
Sorry, Karen. Loz...
358
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,100
The reason I came here
was to talk to Karen
359
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,200
and make peace
with me moving on.
360
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,180
She'd want me to be happy.
361
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,120
And you know Jo makes me happy.
362
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,740
Aw.
363
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,780
That is so good of you, Karen.
Thank you.
364
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,780
And I will take care of him.
365
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,380
And of course, I will return
the bench to the park
366
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,880
for all the little hobos
to sleep on.
367
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,420
We'd best go and... [sniffles]
368
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,540
leave you to your eternal rest.
369
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,860
Okay, Loz, just give me
a few minutes,
370
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,140
I'm just gonna
finish our girlie chat.
371
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,180
Okay.
372
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,500
[Lawrence sniffles]
373
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,580
♪♪♪
374
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:48,600
♪♪♪
375
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,400
Hey, Karen.
376
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,780
[softly] I won.
377
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,040
[laughing]
378
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,720
[singing]
379
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,580
♪ Shake that thing
Miss Cana, Cana ♪
380
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,380
♪ Shake that thing... ♪
381
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,380
[Maleek]
What the fuck are you...
382
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,940
Fuck are you doing?
383
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,580
♪ Jodi and Rebecca
Woman get busy ♪
384
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,220
♪ Just shake
That booty non-stop ♪
385
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,540
♪ When the beat drops
Just keep swinging it ♪
386
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,300
♪ Get jiggy, get crunked up ♪
387
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,140
♪ Percolate anything
You want to call it ♪
388
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,260
♪ Oscillate you hip
And don't take pity ♪
389
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,660
♪ Me want fi see you get live
'pon the riddim when me ride ♪
390
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,820
♪ And me lyrics
A provide electricity ♪
391
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,580
♪ Gal nobody
Can tell you nuttin'... ♪
392
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,140
-[song continues]
-Stop that foolishness, man.
393
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,500
If you're gonna dance,
just dance, Wendy.
394
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,900
[Maleek and Wendy vocalising]
395
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,540
Yo. Yo, what are you doing?
Get off.
396
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,860
Yo! I do the winding.
397
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,940
I don't get wind.
What are you doing?
398
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,100
I'm shaking
what my mama gave me.
399
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,460
Yeah, you've deaded it now.
I want a work divorce.
400
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:57,180
Get off me. Get off me.
401
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,780
-[Maleek] All right, Lawrence.
-[Jo] All right, Maleek.
402
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,900
-Lawrence.
-Jo's looking for you.
403
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,540
-Yeah, she's already found me.
-Lads.
404
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,580
-We need to keep this
on the down-low, Lawrence.
-[Lawrence] Mmm.
405
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,820
Don't want everyone knowing
that you are seeing
your crazy boss.
406
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,980
-So, er, keep it professional.
-[Lawrence] Yeah.
407
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,200
-Or, I was thinking maybe...
-Yeah.
408
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,580
[all exclaiming, whooping]
409
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,780
[Maleek] My brother Lawrence!
410
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,980
-Yeah, man!
-All right.
411
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,780
Never seen anyone kiss before,
you pervs?
412
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,100
-[all laughing]
-You, I didn't stay stop.
413
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,700
[Darrell]
That's what I'm talking about.
414
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,600
[music continues playing]
415
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,700
You are on fire, Gary.
416
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,040
God gave me these moves.
I just use them.
417
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,180
[exhales sharply] God, I'm hot.
418
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,280
You are, boy.
419
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,380
[music fading away]
420
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,860
-[Kareshma] Gary!
-[crowd exclaim]
421
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,580
-[woman] Oh, gosh.
-Gary.
422
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,140
Okay, focus.
423
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,340
Everyone who's been drinking,
step away from Gary.
424
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,580
[Maleek] Move, move, move.
Watch out, watch out.
425
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,900
Here. Please take this.
426
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,620
I stopped drinking
cause of the counselling
and all that.
427
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,100
What, you stopped drinking?
428
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,060
I stayed off it
out of solidarity with you.
429
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,380
You dance like that sober?
430
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,540
Maleek and Wendy,
you're on Gary.
431
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,780
Darrells get the defib.
432
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,860
-Kareshma, call Trish.
-I can't.
433
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:21,020
You can, you will.
If it comes from me,
she'll think she's a widow. Go.
434
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:25,080
♪♪♪
435
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,980
[Maleek] Jo.
436
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,100
I've got nothing.
437
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,040
♪♪♪
438
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,140
[Maleek] Nothing.
439
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:44,720
♪♪♪
440
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,340
♪♪♪
441
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,200
[siren blaring]
442
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,340
[Maleek] I didn't even know
you could dance like that.
443
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,580
Proper pop locking and that.
444
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,580
-Just...
-Oh, she's coming.
445
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,780
You all right, lovey.
446
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,780
[Maleek] Hey, mate.
447
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,780
-How's he doing?
-[Kareshma] He's critical
but stable.
448
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,660
What kind of
a shit partner am I?
449
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,140
Oh, don't be silly. [scoffs]
450
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,020
It's not you.
451
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,980
It's the way
they dance, Kareshma.
452
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,180
They always look like
they're having a seizure.
453
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,820
-[Kareshma giggling]
-It throws your
warning system way off.
454
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,820
[Kareshma sniffles]
He's such an annoying prick
455
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,380
and I know I rip the literal
piss out of him all the time,
456
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,440
but... [exhales sharply]
I can't lose him.
457
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,780
[crying]
458
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,580
I don't know
what I'd do without him.
459
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,380
[Maleek]
Ah, it's all right, mate.
460
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:54,700
[Kareshma sobbing, sniffling]
461
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,660
All right, bellends.
462
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,100
It's been a long all night
463
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:01,660
and you all
smell like ass so, er,
464
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,380
why don't you get home?
465
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,460
I'm... I'm staying.
466
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,380
Yeah, I'm staying too.
467
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,960
We're all staying.
All right, for Gary.
468
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,660
Yeah.
469
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,220
[Jo inhales deeply]
470
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,180
Well, usually after something
like this, I say,
471
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,980
"Fuck it. Let's do shots."
472
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,260
Er, but, er... [sniffles]
473
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,880
this is bad and, er...
474
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,780
we should share some feelings.
475
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,800
Er, mental health and all that.
476
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,840
[Lawrence sniffles]
477
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,980
-To brother Gary.
-[Jo] To Gary.
478
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,220
-To Gary.
-[all] To Gary.
479
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:49,160
♪♪♪
480
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:01,000
♪♪♪
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