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Zero Charisma
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Having a party ?
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You could say that.
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What is it, like your nephew's
birthday or something ?
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No!
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That will be 12
dollars and 53 cents.
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You saved 2 dollars
and 51 cents today.
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Mrs. Weidemeyer.
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Wiedemeyer.
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I can't wait for you guys to see what
i have in store for you guys tonight...
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You're gonna shit!
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What is it?
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I'm not gonna tell you idiot,
that would spoil it.
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No, no of course not.
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Alright i will give you a hint.
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You may want to stock up on your fire
enchantments before you leave the village.
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Is it a flame golem ?
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A flame golem? Are you Serious?
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Or maybe it's a...
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No, you said a flame golem.
Is that what you think it is?
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Well is it ?
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Let's concider it for a second,
shall we?
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Uh, you're walking
across the cursed flats.
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When you come across
a flame golem.
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Ten feet of animated lava,
ready to kick your ass.
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So you cast a fire enchantment on it,
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Which is immediatly
absorbed into it's body,
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Thereby increasing it's strength
and stamina...
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Oh! Right, yeah i...
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No, Let me finish! And giving it a
bonus on all of it's attack rolls.
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How is that working out for you?
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You're right, that would be stupid,
Scott. I'm sorry.
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Jesus...
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Guess again.
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Martin, your elf takes 22 damage,
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All spellcasters regain 3 spell slots.
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New round. Everyone roll for your action
orders, and state your intentions.
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Is your blessing still in effect?
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Two more rounds.
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Eight. I'm healing this round.
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Okay.
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Three.
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Five. I am attacking the troll
with my warhammer.
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He is still paralized by my
grand flash spell.
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Sweetness!
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12 to hit.
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15.
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And... 10 damage.
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Vronkar's final blow...
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crushes the troll's skull.
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As he crumbles into a bloody,
smelly heap.
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The captain...
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Say hello to my little friend.
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The captain of the guard approaches...
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I'm healing.
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I know!
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The captain of the guards approaches.
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"Thank you my friends"
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"My people are safe"
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"For now..."
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"In return i give you this information
about the stones of light you are seeking"
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Oh, isn't that special?
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Wayne!
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"This was no mere band of
leaderless trolls"
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"The rumor among..."
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"The rumor amongst my people, is that they
serve the goblin queen"
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"Of the Ungar mountains"
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She's the one that stole the stones
from Porthaven, right?
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"Indeed. She lives in a dark
tower to the east,
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from whence she commands her
bloodthirty troops"
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"By night, she..."
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"Terrorizes the countryside"
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"Disguised as a wil..."
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Scott!
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What?
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Come here and open this jar.
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Goddamnit!
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You screw the lids on too tight.
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Hey! I need you to take me to
the pharmacy tomorrow.
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Okay, fine.
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But not the one on fifth.
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A gal works in there, i don't
know where she's from...
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But i don't understand
a word she says.
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And then she give's me grief,
like it's my fault
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she can't understand english.
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And i need you to mow the lawn.
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Hey, Wayne, Martin and i
fishined the latest
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episode of Blood Brigade.
Wanna see it?
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Well i wouldn't say that
it's finished.
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We still have some sound mixing
to do before we upload it.
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Thats fine.
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Straigten up, Rodriguez.
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If those blood suckers get in here,
i need to know that you're 100%!
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But sarge, what we have seen..
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Get a grip private!
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I didn't survive the
zombie outbreak and
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the wherewolf apocalypse
to give up now.
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Sarge! They are breaking through!
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God help us all!
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Let's rock and roll!
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And clean out the car
before then.
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It's like a dumpster on wheels.
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Nana, you promised you wouldn't
disturb the game.
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I'm not disturbing the game,
i'm just making myself a sandwich.
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well, it's disturbing.
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No, you and you friends,
sitting in there pretending
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to be elfs and
fairies and shit,
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that's what's disturbing.
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Just stay in your
room, okay?
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Listen mister!
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This is my house and my kitchen,
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and i'll come into it whenever
i damn well please.
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Okay.
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And you can take the fucking nerd
herd someplace else if you don't like it.
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Put that stuff back in
the fridge.
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Shelley, honey, we talked about
this last night.
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You... you said everything was okay!
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I... i realize that. You told me
everything was okay...
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Kenny, we're back.
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Go ahead, i'll be there in a sec.
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Uh no, we are in the middle of
an important plot point.
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No, Shelley, i dont wanna talk
about this later
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I wanna talk now... No.
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No, no, no, please, please... don't
hang, if you hang up i swear to god...
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Damnit!
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Shelley wants to separate.
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Yesterday everything was fine.
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Today...
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Tell you what.
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We'll take our five now.
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That should give you some time
to pull yourself together.
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And we'll start up again
at 20:45, okay?
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Sorry Scott.
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But i don't think
i can play anymore.
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Sure you can!
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No. No, i have to go.
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But it's only 20:30!
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What's going on?
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Nothing. Kenny's wife
is leaving him.
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But we're starting up early on
thursday to make up for lost time.
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No, Scott, i dont think i can
play anymore at all!
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What are you talking about?
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I can't lose my wife, Okay?
And that means making a lot of changes.
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You're leaving the game?
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This is crazy!
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We've been playing one continues
adventure for three years,
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And now you're just gonna flush
it all down the toilet?
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What else can i do? We barely
see each other as is.
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But we're almost through the
hall of the goblin queen!
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I just hope she'll still talk to me.
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Of course she will! She sent you
the gnome to give you the map!
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Not the goblin queen, Scott.
My wife!
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Look, i dont expect you to understand.
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Okay?
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You've never even had a girlfriend.
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Yeah because i don't like to be tied down.
How many times do i have to say that?
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I'll leave my character so
you can play him as an NPC.
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Kenny, wait, wait, wait,
just hear me out.
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We have know each other for
a long time.
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and i say this as a friend.
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Shelley is a bitch.
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Goodbye Scott.
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NPC? Borgus the mighty
is fucking dead!
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Hey Tim, it's Scott Wiedemeyer.
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Listen, i've got some
great news for you.
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I had to let one of my
players go today...
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And i've been ** lots
of applications,
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But, i wanna make sure you
get the first crack at it.
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Of course i'm going to be the
GM who else would it be?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Yo Brian, it's Scott.
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Scott, who?
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Wiedemeyer. Look, you will not
believe your luck man.
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We have an open seat
starting tuesday.
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Okay, if you apologize.
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Apologize for what?
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You know what.
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Brian Dumbledore is a homo
it's a fact.
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Brian?
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Hello.
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Hello Mrs. Prendergast.
Is Eric there?
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May i ask who's calling?
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Scott Wiedemeyer.
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Well, he doesn't want to
speak to you Scott.
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Why not?
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Because you made him cry.
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Well, frankly Mrs.
Prendergast, Eric's a crybaby.
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And everybody knows it.
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Mrs. Prendergast? Shit!
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Fuck.
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I see that.
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Video games are amazing these
days, arn't they?
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Beautiful artwork.
Expansive worlds.
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Top notch voice talent.
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Rolling dice is just a thing
of the past, right?
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Right?
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Wrong.
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It's all a facada.
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We think it's a RPG, But you might as
well be playing connect the fucking dots.
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And i'll tell you why.
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No human interaction.
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When we play tabletop RPG's ...
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We are reawakening one of
man's oldest traditions.
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Games.
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No.
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Communal storytelling
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Just as thousands of years ago...
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Early man gathered around the fire.
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Developing the myth's that
define their culture...
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So we sit at the table,
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Building worlds,
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Building characters,
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Building hero's.
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Seeing through them as
through a prism,
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Our own fears,
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Our own goals,
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Ourselves.
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Think your Xbox can do that?
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I don't have an Xbox.
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Good for you.
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I play world of warcraft though.
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Let me tell you something.
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MMORPG's are fucking garbage!
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They turn fibrant, creative people,
into drooling zombies
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who sit in front of their monitors
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jabbing F1 until their
fucking hearts explode.
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Take your character sheet and
go back to farmville!
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Alright, who else do we
have for today?
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Uhh... that was it.
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Are you kidding?
One goddamn applicant?
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Scott, your break's over.
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Alright.
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Get more flyers printed,
we'll put them up tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Now, Scott!
You got a delivery!
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Bye Scott.
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You know, Mrs. Yi,
when you screech like that,
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it only reinforces negative
stereotypes about chinese women.
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And when you sit on your fat ass,
not walking,
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you reinforce stereotypes
about american men.
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Shit!
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Psst! Pete!
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Scott!
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They sent you again man?
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I'm the only one that makes deliveries,
i told you that last time.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
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You're the operational manager
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Of all external food
distribution, right?
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It's just temporary.
Until i find a publisher.
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Nathan.
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Scott.
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So you have the dragonheart sets
here at the front counter now.
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Not what i would have done.
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Really?
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Well, It's not an impulse buy.
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And you have the tactics sets
on the top shelves,
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When everyone knows that
historical wargamers
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tend to be shorter than average.
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It's a wonder this place is
still in business...
261
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,710
Oh, we are doing really well actually.
262
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:33,090
Business has improved, what?
200% since last november?
263
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:37,110
Say, wasn't that right around
the time that Huey fired you,
264
00:14:37,112 --> 00:14:39,930
and made me assistant manager?
265
00:14:39,936 --> 00:14:43,580
That's weird right, Nathan?
266
00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:47,000
Scott leaves, business improves.
267
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:48,400
Yeah, and Pokemon cards.
268
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:50,770
And we're hosting games four
nights a week now.
269
00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:54,620
All CRPG certified,
and they are always packed.
270
00:14:54,622 --> 00:14:56,250
I prefer home games.
271
00:14:56,252 --> 00:14:59,450
And guess who is coming to do
a Q&A for us next month?
272
00:14:59,456 --> 00:15:02,450
Pikachu?
273
00:15:05,298 --> 00:15:08,500
Greg Goran is coming here?
274
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,330
Just got this in today.
275
00:15:10,338 --> 00:15:11,970
I thought you might want to
be the first to know.
276
00:15:11,974 --> 00:15:13,810
How the fuck did you get Greg Goran?
277
00:15:13,811 --> 00:15:18,160
He's like... the godfather
of tabletop gaming.
278
00:15:18,163 --> 00:15:20,390
That's really good.
279
00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,670
Yeah, yeah we've got to put that
on the flyer.
280
00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:24,900
How much do i owe you?
281
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,650
$12,52.
282
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:30,570
Well worth the price.
283
00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:33,400
Excuse me.
284
00:15:33,803 --> 00:15:38,300
What kind of games do you guys host here?
285
00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:41,210
What are you looking for?
286
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:44,810
Oh, i don't know, i used to play
D&D back in high school.
287
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:48,610
Thought it would be fun to
get back into it.
288
00:15:50,192 --> 00:15:52,890
Okay.
289
00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:56,860
If you're looking for a game to play,
290
00:15:56,869 --> 00:15:58,770
i wouldn't play here if i where you.
291
00:15:58,772 --> 00:16:01,170
It's all pre-packaged by the
numbers bullshit.
292
00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:04,450
Alright, I always prefer the homemade
games to the published ones.
293
00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:08,150
Exactly! Now, the campaign i'm
running is one epic story
294
00:16:08,157 --> 00:16:09,890
i've been writing for three years.
295
00:16:09,893 --> 00:16:13,310
And it's uh... Inspired.
296
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:15,560
Right on, so it's D&D?
297
00:16:15,562 --> 00:16:17,530
No, it's not D&D.
298
00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:21,230
It's a fantasy rule system of my own design.
I don't have a publisher yet
299
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:22,580
but it's in the works.
300
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:22,790
Oh.
301
00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:24,770
Can i have my change,
Please?
302
00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:27,410
Matter of fact, we have an opening
for a new player.
303
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,470
If you are interested...
304
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:35,380
This is a very rare opportunity.
305
00:16:36,591 --> 00:16:38,820
Sure, what the hell... i'm Miles.
306
00:16:38,828 --> 00:16:41,560
Scott, Scott Wiedemeyer.
game master.
307
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,830
Oh my gosh, Martin you're
not listening to me.
308
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:46,240
The Millennium Falcon is a
broken down smuggler ship.
309
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:46,510
Yeah, but...
310
00:16:46,516 --> 00:16:47,590
No, no, no, no.
311
00:16:47,594 --> 00:16:49,570
The Enterprise is a federation starship.
312
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,450
Now, which do you think would be faster?
313
00:16:51,453 --> 00:16:53,180
That's exactly what i'm saying.
The falcon
314
00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:54,900
isn't a warship like the Enterprise,
315
00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:56,640
and so it's only defense is speed.
316
00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:58,450
Guys, you are never going
to resolve this.
317
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:01,370
No, no, no. Voyager, episode 31,
aka. "Threshold".
318
00:17:01,374 --> 00:17:03,340
Oh, here we go with
"Threshold" again.
319
00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:05,730
Everybody knows that episode is in canon.
320
00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:08,180
Oh, for god's sake you guys!
321
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:10,120
How many times do i have to tell you?
322
00:17:10,124 --> 00:17:11,830
There is no answer to this question.
323
00:17:11,835 --> 00:17:12,740
Let it go.
324
00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:13,950
I'm just saying...
325
00:17:13,955 --> 00:17:14,830
No, look,
326
00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:19,230
Everyone, let's try to keep the geekiness
to a minimum tonight.
327
00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:20,520
Okay?
328
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,620
Just be cool.
329
00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:31,870
Hey Miles.
330
00:17:31,879 --> 00:17:34,680
Scott.
331
00:17:36,439 --> 00:17:38,200
No i... fuck it.
332
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:41,380
How about a hug?
333
00:17:41,389 --> 00:17:43,340
Falcon has what,
one wookie and a...
334
00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:45,570
Hey guy, this is Miles.
335
00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:48,420
That's Martin, Leonard and Wayne.
336
00:17:48,423 --> 00:17:49,560
Hi.
337
00:17:49,561 --> 00:17:50,890
What's up?
338
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:54,790
I brought a six-pack,
if anyone wants one.
339
00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:57,630
Is that cool?
340
00:17:57,636 --> 00:18:00,770
Uh, yeah, yeah, that' cool. Beer...
Beer is cool.
341
00:18:00,773 --> 00:18:02,340
Did you want one?
342
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,140
No, actually...
343
00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:07,240
I'm allergic to alcohol. It has
an increased effect on me.
344
00:18:07,249 --> 00:18:09,080
One is like ten.
345
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,480
Lucky you.
346
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,720
Well, If anyone else wants one,
help yourself.
347
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,760
Should we ask him?
348
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,380
You ask him!
349
00:18:17,386 --> 00:18:19,360
350
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:21,330
Okay fine, i will ask him.
351
00:18:21,337 --> 00:18:23,900
Hey, Miles,
which do you think is faster...
352
00:18:23,906 --> 00:18:26,010
The Enterprise
or the Millennium Falcon?
353
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:28,360
Guys, we just went over this.
354
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,140
There is no answer to this question.
355
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:32,560
Actually,
I'd have to say the Falcon.
356
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,760
- Common!
- I knew it!
357
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,820
No, listen, we are talking about two
totally different technologies
358
00:18:36,829 --> 00:18:37,670
from different universes.
359
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:40,870
Now, check this out, the fastest
Enterprise the Enterprise-D.
360
00:18:40,879 --> 00:18:42,560
Has a max warp factor of what?
361
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,030
9,2.
362
00:18:44,038 --> 00:18:48,040
Which is 1,649 times the speed of light,
we've been over this.
363
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,940
But there is no adequate conversion table
364
00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:51,720
between warp factor and hyper drive.
365
00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:56,770
But in Episode IV: A New Hope,
the Millennium Falcon
366
00:18:56,770 --> 00:19:00,260
travels from Tatooine,
an outer rim system
367
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,300
to Alderaan, a core system
368
00:19:03,305 --> 00:19:05,480
in just a couple of days.
369
00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:08,460
Now, thats about half a diameter
of a galaxy.
370
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:13,980
Even in a small galaxy,
that's at least 5000 light years.
371
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:18,000
5.000 lightyears in just 2 days?
372
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,300
That's almost a million times
the speed of light!
373
00:19:21,309 --> 00:19:26,490
So, i'm going to say the
Millennium Falcon is faster.
374
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,130
Fuck me!
375
00:19:28,131 --> 00:19:32,780
We've been arguing about this forever.
Even Scott couldn't figure this out!
376
00:19:32,787 --> 00:19:35,500
It's not that i couldn't figure it out.
377
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,890
I dont like wasting my time
on hypotheticals.
378
00:19:38,892 --> 00:19:42,710
I deal in reality, okay?
379
00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:46,250
Now can we roleplay please?
380
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:52,116
The four of you have just reached the
entrance of the cave of Durakonor.
381
00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:56,140
Your dwarf guide tells you,
he cannot let you proceed.
382
00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:58,070
This place is sacred.
383
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,870
I'll handle this.
384
00:20:00,877 --> 00:20:02,710
My good friend,
385
00:20:02,717 --> 00:20:06,590
I have lived in these mountains
all my life.
386
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:12,610
I have as much of a right to enter the
cave of Durakonor as any man.
387
00:20:15,495 --> 00:20:17,990
"You cannot fool me"!
388
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,260
"You are a tourist here".
389
00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:23,410
"You think you can come and
go as you please".
390
00:20:23,412 --> 00:20:30,510
"But the natives of the Ungar mountains
do not take kindly to interlopers".
391
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,950
Perhaps you are right.
392
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,360
But i am also powerfull.
393
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:41,890
You would be wise to not challenge me.
394
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:46,670
Shit! Sorry.
395
00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:49,240
Uh, we usually turn off our cellphones
before we start the game.
396
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,010
Text from my girlfriend.
397
00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:52,440
She wants me to come home.
398
00:20:52,448 --> 00:20:54,540
I know what she wants.
399
00:20:54,548 --> 00:20:57,080
Oh lord, that's nasty!
400
00:20:57,087 --> 00:21:01,510
Not to be too crude but I've never been
with a chick who needed it so much.
401
00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:04,120
I mean don't get me wrong,
she's absolutly beautiful.
402
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:09,400
But i'm always exhausted.
You know what i mean?
403
00:21:09,409 --> 00:21:12,830
Oh, yeah.
404
00:21:26,762 --> 00:21:29,590
Miles was pretty funny tonight,
huh Scott?
405
00:21:29,596 --> 00:21:31,430
Yeah, i guess.
406
00:21:31,435 --> 00:21:37,030
The way he told that captain of the guard
to suck his stubby dwarf dick...
407
00:21:37,509 --> 00:21:39,410
And his backstory was hilarious!
408
00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:41,010
When he said he was raised by wherepigs,
409
00:21:41,012 --> 00:21:44,890
so he had to squeal like a pig
everytime he goes into battle...
410
00:21:44,899 --> 00:21:48,163
Wayne, please!
411
00:21:48,163 --> 00:21:51,260
RPG is about more then just
being funny you know..
412
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:54,230
I mean, if all i wanted to do was
crack you guys up for three hours,
413
00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:57,740
i could do that you know, that's easy.
414
00:21:57,746 --> 00:22:00,310
What's hard is to get people to think.
415
00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:03,540
To get them emotionally
invested in the story.
416
00:22:03,546 --> 00:22:06,650
That's hard, right?
417
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,650
Right?
418
00:22:08,650 --> 00:22:10,630
Right, Wayne?
419
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,200
Wayne!
420
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,520
Uh? What?
421
00:22:12,524 --> 00:22:13,700
What are you doing?
422
00:22:13,702 --> 00:22:16,500
Nothing.
423
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,280
Is that that girl?
What's her name?
424
00:22:22,281 --> 00:22:23,460
Beth.
425
00:22:23,462 --> 00:22:24,570
Is that her?
426
00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:27,090
What do you think?
427
00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:29,720
Seems nice.
428
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:37,920
I'm thinking i might ask her
out this weekend.
429
00:22:38,862 --> 00:22:40,090
What?
430
00:22:40,096 --> 00:22:42,560
You really think that's a good idea?
431
00:22:42,566 --> 00:22:43,930
What do you mean?
432
00:22:43,934 --> 00:22:47,300
Well, these online relationships
can be tricky.
433
00:22:47,306 --> 00:22:53,290
She's probably built an image in her mind,
of some tall, handsome and charming guy
434
00:22:53,299 --> 00:22:55,880
And when she meets you, well...
435
00:22:55,884 --> 00:22:59,080
You know.
436
00:23:00,324 --> 00:23:03,200
Oh my god, Wayne you have a
huge zit on your face.
437
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,230
I know.
438
00:23:04,238 --> 00:23:05,250
Let me get it for you.
439
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:06,260
No!
440
00:23:06,263 --> 00:23:07,110
Come on, it's ready.
441
00:23:07,112 --> 00:23:08,060
No, it will scar!
442
00:23:08,063 --> 00:23:09,930
No, i don't want you to.
443
00:23:09,934 --> 00:23:11,400
Get down!
444
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,020
No Scott. Come on get off me!
445
00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:15,200
Come on, i'm not going to let you
walk around with that on your face!
446
00:23:15,205 --> 00:23:19,100
Come on Scott! Wait, wait...
my glasses.
447
00:23:24,527 --> 00:23:28,120
Oh god.
448
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:41,670
Want to sleep over?
449
00:23:47,256 --> 00:23:50,240
Hey, Wayne.
450
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,160
Wayne.
451
00:23:53,896 --> 00:23:55,140
Hey.
452
00:23:55,144 --> 00:23:56,380
Yeah?
453
00:23:56,388 --> 00:23:58,570
Remember when the tender of Nerndor
454
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:02,140
put that curse of never ending
flatulence on Martin's cleric?
455
00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:06,380
And his farting gave away your
position to the kobolds?
456
00:24:06,386 --> 00:24:09,230
That was pretty funny, right?
457
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:12,780
Yeah, i guess.
458
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:17,500
I come up with funny stuff all the time.
What's the big deal?
459
00:24:17,506 --> 00:24:19,030
-Scott!
460
00:24:19,036 --> 00:24:22,530
Okay! Wayne, try and keep it down, alright?
461
00:24:22,537 --> 00:24:24,450
-Scott!
462
00:24:24,450 --> 00:24:27,470
Okay!
463
00:24:29,075 --> 00:24:32,070
What was that?
464
00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,130
Hello.
465
00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,970
Hey Barbara, it's Scott.
466
00:24:49,976 --> 00:24:51,570
Scottie, how are you?
467
00:24:51,576 --> 00:24:54,150
I'm fine. Look, Nana
had a stroke.
468
00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:55,810
Oh my god, is she dead?
469
00:24:55,817 --> 00:24:58,250
No, she's alive.
470
00:24:58,252 --> 00:25:00,650
No, no you don't need to come here.
471
00:25:00,656 --> 00:25:04,390
I think she just wants you to call her.
472
00:25:04,393 --> 00:25:06,630
No, that's not necessary.
473
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,240
Why not? It will just be
for a couple of weeks.
474
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,830
Because then i would have to clean
the shit out of the guest room.
475
00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:14,600
- Scott! You can be so selfish!
- I'm not being selfish.
476
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,910
She's my mother, and i'm coming to
see here whether you like it or not.
477
00:25:16,911 --> 00:25:17,840
Fine!
478
00:25:17,844 --> 00:25:20,290
And it will be great to see you.
479
00:25:20,293 --> 00:25:23,490
Whatever. I've got to go.
480
00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:26,750
I see you didn't mow the lawn.
481
00:25:26,757 --> 00:25:29,270
I was gonna.
482
00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:29,960
Ah!
483
00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:30,270
Ah! Shit.
484
00:25:30,276 --> 00:25:32,380
Scott, for Christ's sake!
485
00:25:32,389 --> 00:25:33,670
Are you trying to kill me?
486
00:25:33,670 --> 00:25:34,840
Sorry, Nana. I'm trying.
487
00:25:34,842 --> 00:25:37,310
I just got out of the hospital.
488
00:26:16,163 --> 00:26:19,630
You wish.
489
00:26:20,434 --> 00:26:22,150
We're here!
490
00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:22,440
Shit!
491
00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:26,050
Anyone home?
492
00:26:30,615 --> 00:26:33,630
Scottie! There you are.
493
00:26:33,630 --> 00:26:35,380
Hi.
494
00:26:35,388 --> 00:26:40,140
Come here and give your mom a hug!
495
00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:42,960
Come on.
496
00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:51,250
Scottie, this is bob.
497
00:26:51,253 --> 00:26:53,040
Hi buddy.
It's so good to meet you.
498
00:26:53,049 --> 00:26:55,610
Your mom has told me a whole
lot about you.
499
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,780
Like what?
500
00:26:57,786 --> 00:27:00,020
Well... uh...
501
00:27:00,023 --> 00:27:02,520
Well, you're here son and uh...
502
00:27:02,526 --> 00:27:05,120
Uh... you.
503
00:27:05,128 --> 00:27:09,620
Scottie, Why don't you help bob
with the bags?
504
00:27:13,407 --> 00:27:15,960
My god.
505
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,250
This house looks exactly the same.
506
00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:23,780
Have you two been stuck
in a time warp?
507
00:27:29,162 --> 00:27:30,530
Nana!
508
00:27:30,531 --> 00:27:32,230
Barbara is home.
509
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:37,260
Hello mom, it's me! Barbara!
510
00:27:37,266 --> 00:27:38,670
Jesus!
511
00:27:38,678 --> 00:27:41,110
Why are you yelling at me?
512
00:27:41,110 --> 00:27:43,480
I know who the hell you are.
513
00:27:43,485 --> 00:27:48,180
It's good to see you.
You look fantastic.
514
00:27:48,957 --> 00:27:52,060
Pillow.
515
00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:53,760
Mom.
516
00:27:53,762 --> 00:27:55,360
This is Bob.
517
00:27:55,364 --> 00:27:58,360
Ma'am.
518
00:27:59,871 --> 00:28:03,320
Here, let me do that right.
519
00:28:03,323 --> 00:28:06,940
Bob and i met at a self-help seminar
520
00:28:06,949 --> 00:28:09,150
in Dallas, last month, and
521
00:28:09,152 --> 00:28:13,320
we hit it off immediately, and...
522
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,520
drum roll!
523
00:28:15,526 --> 00:28:18,200
We are getting married.
524
00:28:18,209 --> 00:28:21,260
Third time's the charm.
525
00:28:21,269 --> 00:28:23,430
Harvey doesn't count mother.
It was annulled.
526
00:28:23,438 --> 00:28:25,900
You know she was part of a
sex cult, right?
527
00:28:25,907 --> 00:28:27,270
Mother!
528
00:28:27,277 --> 00:28:29,480
First of all,
that was ages ago.
529
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,580
And secondly, it was an
agricultural commune.
530
00:28:32,581 --> 00:28:35,310
Yeah, right.
531
00:28:35,317 --> 00:28:38,290
You think i don't know what
goes on in those places.
532
00:28:38,290 --> 00:28:40,320
Look mom, i know,
i was kind of wild as a kid
533
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,430
- maybe a little irresponsible...
- As a kid?
534
00:28:43,433 --> 00:28:43,630
535
00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:45,670
But things are different now.
536
00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:50,600
I'm getting married, and by next fall
i'll be a registered nurse.
537
00:28:51,276 --> 00:28:53,890
You? A nurse?
538
00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:58,110
Remind me never to have a
stroke in Arizona.
539
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,990
I came here to help you.
540
00:29:02,993 --> 00:29:06,200
You know, To take care of you while
you get back on your feet
541
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,630
and to get this house in order.
542
00:29:08,634 --> 00:29:10,430
There is nothing wrong with this house.
543
00:29:10,435 --> 00:29:12,160
Boy, If i knew all i had to do
544
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,030
to get a visit from my daughter was
545
00:29:14,036 --> 00:29:19,130
pop a blood vessel in my brain,
i would have done it years ago.
546
00:29:20,987 --> 00:29:23,550
You see what i've had to deal with.
547
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:26,190
Don't bother trying to do anything
nice in this family.
548
00:29:26,191 --> 00:29:27,690
Oh, for Christ sake...
549
00:29:27,694 --> 00:29:29,790
You wonder why i don't visit more often.
550
00:29:29,794 --> 00:29:31,240
Maybe its because i'm made to feel
551
00:29:31,243 --> 00:29:33,160
totally unwelcome everytime
i come here.
552
00:29:33,167 --> 00:29:36,070
Calm down Barbara.
Nobody is out to get you.
553
00:29:36,072 --> 00:29:38,770
I was going to cook a nice
dinner tonight, but...
554
00:29:38,775 --> 00:29:42,370
Now i feel a migraine coming on.
555
00:29:42,379 --> 00:29:45,880
That's just great! I'll probably be
late up all evening.
556
00:29:45,886 --> 00:29:49,420
Bob, could you get me the
coco syrup and a hot towel?
557
00:29:49,424 --> 00:29:52,520
Sure babe.
558
00:29:55,602 --> 00:29:59,370
Well, it was a long flight.
559
00:29:59,370 --> 00:30:02,700
I bet.
560
00:30:12,557 --> 00:30:15,960
Ulrich Benevon, son of Valrich,
561
00:30:15,961 --> 00:30:20,460
Keeper of the stones of light,
562
00:30:24,205 --> 00:30:29,350
meets his mortal enemy
on the battlefield,
563
00:30:29,352 --> 00:30:33,680
the goblin queen Morgan.
564
00:30:41,164 --> 00:30:47,460
You will pay for your betrayal
Morgan, with blood!
565
00:30:47,905 --> 00:30:51,990
Oh, Ulrich. Forever the hero.
566
00:30:51,999 --> 00:30:56,450
But all your posturing will not
safe the life of your king!
567
00:30:56,453 --> 00:31:02,150
Or bring your family
back from the grave.
568
00:31:05,229 --> 00:31:08,930
I swear this...
569
00:31:08,936 --> 00:31:14,260
My family's blood, shall be avenged.
570
00:31:15,011 --> 00:31:19,910
The god's demand retribution!
571
00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:28,910
Knock!
572
00:31:28,917 --> 00:31:31,390
Sorry, i thought this
was a bathroom.
573
00:31:31,395 --> 00:31:34,690
Goddamnit!
574
00:31:36,049 --> 00:31:37,920
What?
575
00:31:37,928 --> 00:31:39,470
Hey.
576
00:31:39,476 --> 00:31:43,150
I just wanted to thank you for
getting the room ready for us.
577
00:31:43,157 --> 00:31:46,420
Yeah, fine.
578
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:51,849
So, you into wizzards and shit?
579
00:31:51,849 --> 00:31:53,890
I guess.
580
00:31:53,890 --> 00:31:56,830
I saw those Lords of the ring movies.
581
00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:58,900
They were pretty cool.
582
00:31:58,904 --> 00:32:04,600
Not so sure about those hobbits though,
you know what i mean.
583
00:32:06,479 --> 00:32:09,860
You a cowboys fan?
584
00:32:09,869 --> 00:32:12,020
What do you mean, like westerns?
585
00:32:12,021 --> 00:32:15,090
No, like Dallas.
586
00:32:15,093 --> 00:32:17,890
Oh, football. No.
587
00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:21,560
It's hard to believe they let two back's
run up over a hundered yards against them
588
00:32:21,569 --> 00:32:25,670
when all last season it didnt happen 25%
all of the games played...
589
00:32:25,670 --> 00:32:28,860
Yeah well, I'm going to bed now, so...
590
00:32:28,860 --> 00:32:31,700
Right, sure.
Well, have a good evening.
591
00:32:31,706 --> 00:32:35,010
Close the door.
592
00:32:40,063 --> 00:32:43,360
What the fuck is this?
593
00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:53,240
Shit!
594
00:32:56,149 --> 00:32:58,860
Mom! Mom!
595
00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:00,830
Barbara!
596
00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:03,250
What the hell is going on in there?
597
00:33:03,257 --> 00:33:05,320
Well goodmorning to you too.
598
00:33:05,329 --> 00:33:07,130
What is Bob doing in the hallway?
599
00:33:07,130 --> 00:33:10,430
I asked him to take a look at the wiring.
He's a contractor, he knows what he's doing.
600
00:33:10,437 --> 00:33:11,730
The wiring is fine.
601
00:33:11,738 --> 00:33:13,510
How would you know that?
602
00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:16,610
Because the lights go on when
you flip the switches.
603
00:33:16,611 --> 00:33:20,320
Old wiring can cause fires.
604
00:33:20,326 --> 00:33:24,920
No one is keeping an eye on this place.
Look at all this clutter.
605
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,820
It isn't safe for Nana.
606
00:33:26,826 --> 00:33:28,430
Hey, be careful with that, it's mine.
607
00:33:28,431 --> 00:33:31,490
Well, get it out of the
living room, then!
608
00:33:31,497 --> 00:33:35,090
Just so you know, tonight is game night,
so i'll need the house to myself.
609
00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:38,140
God, are you still playing your
little dragons game?
610
00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:39,840
Yes.
611
00:33:39,844 --> 00:33:43,240
So you and Bob need to stay in your room
or go out for the night.
612
00:33:43,245 --> 00:33:48,260
Really? Your mother comes all the way from
Arizona and you want her to go out?
613
00:33:48,266 --> 00:33:49,990
Or stay in your room.
614
00:33:49,991 --> 00:33:53,260
Don't you think you should postpone
your little game while we are in town?
615
00:33:53,263 --> 00:33:56,260
No mom, this is important to me!
We never cancel game night!
616
00:33:56,268 --> 00:33:59,200
Okay, Okay!
617
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:02,660
God, you sound just like
you did when you were ten.
618
00:34:02,663 --> 00:34:07,370
It was that tone of voice that made it
easy for me to leave, you know?
619
00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:16,950
Let's rock and roll!
620
00:34:18,502 --> 00:34:20,910
Oh my god!
621
00:34:20,910 --> 00:34:23,020
That was fucking rad!
622
00:34:23,026 --> 00:34:24,270
Nice work.
623
00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:25,010
You like it?
624
00:34:25,017 --> 00:34:26,660
It's fun, but uh
625
00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:29,870
it captures a sense of
isolation and dread.
626
00:34:29,877 --> 00:34:30,420
Exactly.
627
00:34:30,425 --> 00:34:33,530
What the subtext clear?
About the dangers of meddling with nature?
628
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,890
- Oh, for sure.
- Nice!
629
00:34:34,894 --> 00:34:37,740
You know i could put a link to this
on my website if you want.
630
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,350
Maybe drive up some traffic.
631
00:34:39,352 --> 00:34:40,330
What's your website?
632
00:34:40,334 --> 00:34:43,140
It's a pop culture news source.
633
00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:45,550
We do articles on comics
634
00:34:45,553 --> 00:34:48,410
and games, movies, that sort of thing.
635
00:34:48,412 --> 00:34:52,948
It's GeekChic.com.
636
00:34:52,948 --> 00:34:55,360
You work for GeekChic?
637
00:34:55,366 --> 00:34:57,440
I'm a founding editor.
638
00:34:57,446 --> 00:34:59,950
No way! I go there all the time.
639
00:34:59,959 --> 00:35:02,900
Me too! Just yesterday i was
reading the article about the
640
00:35:02,905 --> 00:35:04,910
top 100 comic book villains.
641
00:35:04,918 --> 00:35:05,770
It was awesome!
642
00:35:05,779 --> 00:35:06,040
Thanks.
643
00:35:06,042 --> 00:35:08,650
And you would put Blood Brigade
on Geekchic?
644
00:35:08,652 --> 00:35:09,700
Oh, for sure
645
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,500
Oh my god, that's awesome.
646
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,000
I've got a blog too.
647
00:35:13,003 --> 00:35:17,640
Mostly game related, but i write
about movies and other stuff.
648
00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:19,190
Cool!
649
00:35:19,197 --> 00:35:21,640
Yeah, but that's different Scott.
650
00:35:21,644 --> 00:35:25,450
Not really. We both write articles
for the internet . Is what i'm saying.
651
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:30,050
Well yeah but Geekshic is a real
website with adds and everything.
652
00:35:30,059 --> 00:35:34,130
Oh, just cause i'm not trying
to make a buck it's not real?
653
00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:36,460
Well, no. I mean, your webs...
654
00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:38,380
Some would say it's more noble.
655
00:35:38,385 --> 00:35:41,460
Well yeah, but Miles has
thousands of readers.
656
00:35:41,468 --> 00:35:41,740
Millions.
657
00:35:41,747 --> 00:35:44,250
Millions of readers.
Nobody reads your blog.
658
00:35:44,259 --> 00:35:46,370
What the fuck are you talking about?
659
00:35:46,373 --> 00:35:50,440
Fourteen visitors a week is nobody?
660
00:35:50,441 --> 00:35:53,340
Scott, you guys are being
way too loud.
661
00:35:53,345 --> 00:35:54,790
Yeah, fine.
662
00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:58,970
No. Not fine. I need you
to call it a night, like now.
663
00:35:58,972 --> 00:36:01,930
We haven't even started yet.
664
00:36:01,932 --> 00:36:06,660
Scott, be a grownup about this.
Your grandmother had a stroke last week.
665
00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:08,780
Yeah, last week.
666
00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:14,480
I'm serious, Scott.
Say goodnight to your friends.
667
00:36:16,529 --> 00:36:18,700
We could play at my house,
if you want.
668
00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:19,380
No.
669
00:36:19,388 --> 00:36:22,000
This isn't Barbara's house.
670
00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:26,500
And Barbara can stay at a
motel if she doesn't like it.
671
00:36:35,355 --> 00:36:37,570
What are you doing?
672
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:42,060
Well, as long as you're going to keep me up,
i may as well join the game.
673
00:36:42,064 --> 00:36:43,290
You can't do that!
674
00:36:43,298 --> 00:36:49,440
Let's see, i'll call my character
Princess Razzmatazz.
675
00:36:49,442 --> 00:36:51,410
I said you can't do that.
676
00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:53,810
Race, caucasian.
677
00:36:53,811 --> 00:36:57,260
Sex, yes please.
678
00:36:57,263 --> 00:37:01,930
And she'll look just
like Wonderwoman.
679
00:37:01,933 --> 00:37:05,610
You like Wonderwoman don't you Scott?
680
00:37:05,613 --> 00:37:07,310
No.
681
00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:09,680
That's not what i heard.
682
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,280
Did Scott ever tell you why he
was suspended in 8th grade?
683
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,680
What are you talking about?
I was never suspended.
684
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,850
It has to do with the boy's bathroom
685
00:37:18,859 --> 00:37:23,080
and a Wonderwoman comic book.
686
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,040
That is bullshit!
687
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,090
I was cleaning a stain of my pants
688
00:37:28,095 --> 00:37:31,190
And Billy Mizer told everyone
a lie because he hated me.
689
00:37:31,196 --> 00:37:33,560
That's not what the school psychologist said.
690
00:37:33,568 --> 00:37:36,640
Guys, she's full of shit.
She was in Colorado when it happend.
691
00:37:36,641 --> 00:37:38,670
I mean, didn't happen!
692
00:37:38,672 --> 00:37:41,710
Your grandmother told me all about it.
693
00:37:41,712 --> 00:37:43,880
She said you had to change schools
694
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:48,380
because all the other kids kept
calling you the Super Stroker.
695
00:37:52,227 --> 00:37:57,220
Oh, and then there was the whole
shampoo bottle incident.
696
00:37:58,368 --> 00:38:00,430
Oh my god!
697
00:38:00,439 --> 00:38:05,330
Fuck it! I don't wanna play anymore
i'm tired anyways.
698
00:38:08,350 --> 00:38:11,350
Thank you.
699
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:20,590
Yeah well, at least i didn't abandon my son
to grow marijuana in Mexico!
700
00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:49,710
Hello?
701
00:40:05,978 --> 00:40:09,170
Oh, fuck!
702
00:40:24,105 --> 00:40:27,300
Fucking bullsh...
703
00:41:27,227 --> 00:41:31,020
Well met, adventurer!
704
00:41:33,569 --> 00:41:36,170
You're here for the game, right?
705
00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:37,240
Yeah.
706
00:41:37,241 --> 00:41:41,760
Oh my god, good. I'm Kendra,
Miles's girlfriend.
707
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:44,070
You're Scott, right?
708
00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:45,480
How did you know that?
709
00:41:45,482 --> 00:41:49,480
Cause everyone else is here,
come on in.
710
00:41:52,128 --> 00:41:53,440
These are amazing.
711
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,150
You are super talented.
712
00:41:55,156 --> 00:41:56,360
Hey Scott, have a seat.
713
00:41:56,367 --> 00:42:00,160
Scott, can i get you anything
to drink? A beer or wine?
714
00:42:00,167 --> 00:42:02,740
Do you have any diet Root Beer?
715
00:42:02,745 --> 00:42:04,910
No, sorry.
716
00:42:04,910 --> 00:42:06,640
Just water then.
717
00:42:06,647 --> 00:42:08,510
Water.
718
00:42:08,510 --> 00:42:10,580
I was just showing the
guys a couple of the pages
719
00:42:10,581 --> 00:42:13,320
from the comic book that
i'm working on.
720
00:42:13,329 --> 00:42:15,490
Check it out.
721
00:42:15,490 --> 00:42:17,760
So, did you go to art
school or something?
722
00:42:17,763 --> 00:42:21,460
No. I'm pretty much just
self taught.
723
00:42:23,104 --> 00:42:24,440
Nice.
724
00:42:24,449 --> 00:42:25,590
Thank you.
725
00:42:25,597 --> 00:42:29,690
It's uh... pretty nerdy obsession.
I don't know how Kendra puts up with it.
726
00:42:29,698 --> 00:42:33,765
Oh, please, you know i think
nerds are sexy.
727
00:42:33,765 --> 00:42:37,380
His brush work reminds me
of early Tom Palmer.
728
00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:40,390
Love Tom Palmer. Check this out.
729
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:45,490
This crosshatch right here?
I basically just copied his new...
730
00:42:46,069 --> 00:42:49,300
So, you're the game master huh?
731
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:52,030
Yeah.
732
00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:56,600
I guess that means you're
pretty creative, right?
733
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,710
I guess.
734
00:43:01,591 --> 00:43:03,550
Can i see your hands?
735
00:43:03,559 --> 00:43:05,220
Why?
736
00:43:05,228 --> 00:43:08,720
I'm taking this course in hand analysis,
you know like um
737
00:43:08,728 --> 00:43:12,900
when you can tell about someones personality
based on the shape of their hands.
738
00:43:12,905 --> 00:43:15,900
Let me see.
739
00:43:16,846 --> 00:43:19,940
I'm not gonna bite.
740
00:43:26,290 --> 00:43:31,890
I'm just kidding, relax.
Let me see.
741
00:43:35,336 --> 00:43:38,030
Okay...
742
00:43:41,445 --> 00:43:44,360
Okay.
743
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,300
So...
744
00:43:46,309 --> 00:43:51,420
See? Your index finger is the same
length as your ring finger,
745
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:56,320
which means that you
are very sensitive.
746
00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:59,140
And... Oh!
747
00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:03,060
Yeah, the thumb angle on your right hand
is greater than that of your left
748
00:44:03,069 --> 00:44:06,370
which means you're a romantic at heart.
749
00:44:06,378 --> 00:44:09,480
Is that true?
750
00:44:10,252 --> 00:44:11,840
Yeah.
751
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,200
Scott, Do you hear this?
752
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,240
What?
753
00:44:14,245 --> 00:44:16,520
Miles might get his
comic book published.
754
00:44:16,522 --> 00:44:19,760
Not exactly. I'm in talks
with a publisher.
755
00:44:19,762 --> 00:44:22,840
I can't tell you which one,
but you would know the name.
756
00:44:22,841 --> 00:44:26,220
Oh, that's really exciting.
Congratulations.
757
00:44:26,224 --> 00:44:29,410
Well, i hope you're protecting yourself.
758
00:44:29,419 --> 00:44:30,780
What do you mean?
759
00:44:30,783 --> 00:44:33,430
Trust me. I've had first
hand experience
760
00:44:33,431 --> 00:44:37,030
with how these big companies
treat their writers.
761
00:44:37,032 --> 00:44:38,070
Oh yeah?
762
00:44:38,077 --> 00:44:41,190
I don't wanna dig up the past,
but short version...
763
00:44:41,192 --> 00:44:42,500
You know the Matrix?
764
00:44:42,506 --> 00:44:44,320
Scott, shouldn't we get
the game started?
765
00:44:44,323 --> 00:44:46,530
You mean the film
with Keanu Reeves?
766
00:44:46,533 --> 00:44:48,700
You know who wrote that?
767
00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:51,520
The Wachowski's?
768
00:44:51,526 --> 00:44:53,050
Tell him Wayne.
769
00:44:53,050 --> 00:44:53,960
Scott.
770
00:44:53,966 --> 00:44:55,140
Tell him.
771
00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:57,760
Scott wrote a story like The Matrix.
772
00:44:57,764 --> 00:45:00,080
I didn't write a story like The Matrix.
773
00:45:00,089 --> 00:45:04,280
I wrote The Matrix.
774
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,800
It was 1998. I was fourteen.
775
00:45:13,805 --> 00:45:18,450
I saw an add for a short story contest
in Digital Horizons magazine.
776
00:45:18,453 --> 00:45:22,700
I had a short science fiction story i
had been working on since junion high.
777
00:45:22,706 --> 00:45:26,350
Naturally i submitted it. When i didn't
hear anything back, i thought,
778
00:45:26,353 --> 00:45:27,520
"Whatever".
779
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,080
"Their loss".
780
00:45:29,086 --> 00:45:35,826
But it must have caught someone's attention.
Because guess what comes out one year later?
781
00:45:35,826 --> 00:45:38,020
What?
782
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:40,920
The Matrix.
783
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,410
Can you imagine sitting in the theater,
784
00:45:43,415 --> 00:45:46,690
watching as your story
unfolds on the big screen?
785
00:45:46,690 --> 00:45:49,390
And audiences are loving it.
786
00:45:49,390 --> 00:45:53,020
But no one know it's your idea.
787
00:45:53,618 --> 00:45:57,610
So it was your story exactly,
same characters and everything?
788
00:45:57,618 --> 00:45:58,140
No.
789
00:45:58,146 --> 00:46:00,550
No, they made some superficial changes,
790
00:46:00,559 --> 00:46:03,500
Character names, some plot points, the title.
But the core concept...
791
00:46:03,507 --> 00:46:06,400
What was your title?
792
00:46:06,409 --> 00:46:10,110
Knights of circuitry.
793
00:46:16,561 --> 00:46:18,690
Well, that's a little strange.
794
00:46:18,698 --> 00:46:20,790
Not as strange as you would think,
unfortunately.
795
00:46:20,799 --> 00:46:23,700
No, i mean, for starters
796
00:46:23,705 --> 00:46:28,200
One year is a pretty quick turn around
time for a film of that scale.
797
00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:34,090
Could have been two.
798
00:46:34,090 --> 00:46:36,880
I think the Wachowski's were actually
shopping that script around
799
00:46:36,887 --> 00:46:38,460
for a while before it got picked up.
800
00:46:38,469 --> 00:46:38,840
Miles.
801
00:46:38,849 --> 00:46:39,920
That's not to say that...
802
00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:41,400
And let's be honest.
803
00:46:41,402 --> 00:46:43,840
There are plenty of known
influences on their work,
804
00:46:43,847 --> 00:46:48,940
from William Gibson to Jean
Baudrillard to Mamoru Oshii.
805
00:46:48,947 --> 00:46:51,150
I think even Doctor Who had a similar
806
00:46:51,158 --> 00:46:54,670
storyline in the 70's, so...
807
00:46:56,263 --> 00:46:59,240
You believe everything
you read on Wikipedia?
808
00:46:59,246 --> 00:47:01,880
Actually, they told me themselves,
on their set one time.
809
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,480
Really?
810
00:47:03,484 --> 00:47:06,240
Yeah. They were really cool.
811
00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,420
That's so cool!
812
00:47:07,421 --> 00:47:07,960
I know.
813
00:47:07,967 --> 00:47:11,410
Well, of course they are
not gonna admit it.
814
00:47:11,410 --> 00:47:14,870
- You obviously have no idea how Hollywood works.
- Scott.
815
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:18,010
That's the problem with film
journalism right there.
816
00:47:18,010 --> 00:47:20,340
These so called film critics
817
00:47:20,347 --> 00:47:23,240
who just want to be buddy buddy
with the big shots,
818
00:47:23,249 --> 00:47:29,150
and they forget about the real artists,
who are getting stepped on.
819
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,940
But, good luck with your comic.
820
00:47:43,514 --> 00:47:47,310
Don't say i didn't warn you.
821
00:47:49,055 --> 00:47:51,950
Thanks.
822
00:48:53,345 --> 00:48:56,230
Scott!
823
00:48:56,230 --> 00:48:59,240
Are you okay?
824
00:49:04,726 --> 00:49:08,220
Yeah.
825
00:49:12,638 --> 00:49:14,260
Right.
826
00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:18,620
The four of you have just reached
the temple of Azakari,
827
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:23,440
but a figure stands in your way.
828
00:49:23,449 --> 00:49:27,020
I am Ulrich Benevon, son of Valrich,
829
00:49:27,025 --> 00:49:30,150
keeper of the stones of light.
830
00:49:30,159 --> 00:49:32,830
Before i grant you these stones however,
831
00:49:32,832 --> 00:49:35,630
you must prove yourselves worthy.
832
00:49:35,635 --> 00:49:37,200
How?
833
00:49:37,206 --> 00:49:40,270
Far to the north, there is a mountain
834
00:49:40,275 --> 00:49:42,640
in which dwells a powerful wizzard.
835
00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:45,340
In the wizzard's study is a chest...
836
00:49:45,348 --> 00:49:49,730
where he keeps a single feather,
from an ancient Phoenix
837
00:49:49,739 --> 00:49:51,000
Which is the source of...
838
00:49:51,001 --> 00:49:52,040
Fuck this.
839
00:49:52,047 --> 00:49:55,910
Let's kill the guy
and take the stones.
840
00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:58,050
You can't do that,
he's a good guy.
841
00:49:58,057 --> 00:50:01,780
He's a dick. I'm gonna throw
my sword at his head.
842
00:50:01,784 --> 00:50:04,190
But that's not what you're
supposed to do.
843
00:50:04,191 --> 00:50:06,420
What do you mean "supposed to do"?
844
00:50:06,422 --> 00:50:09,310
Thought we could do whatever
we wanted right.
845
00:50:09,316 --> 00:50:10,380
Well, yeah, but...
846
00:50:10,387 --> 00:50:14,980
Or are you the only one that gets
to make any real decisions?
847
00:50:21,933 --> 00:50:23,200
Fine!
848
00:50:23,201 --> 00:50:25,150
But you'll need a 20 to hit.
849
00:50:25,151 --> 00:50:28,250
I'm feeling lucky.
850
00:50:28,743 --> 00:50:33,040
20! Oh shit!
851
00:50:34,038 --> 00:50:35,520
Give me a break.
852
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,090
And 20 is a mortal blow,
right?
853
00:50:37,098 --> 00:50:40,280
He has to do a stamina check,
or he's dead, right?
854
00:50:40,281 --> 00:50:42,060
Are you fucking serious?
855
00:50:42,061 --> 00:50:46,560
I didn't make the rules man.
You did, remember?
856
00:50:48,450 --> 00:50:51,700
This is so stupid.
857
00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:55,500
14.
858
00:50:56,916 --> 00:50:58,250
Shit!
859
00:50:58,250 --> 00:51:01,120
Now it's my turn and you're
about to get fucked.
860
00:51:01,122 --> 00:51:02,840
That's a 4.
861
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,420
What?
862
00:51:04,424 --> 00:51:07,160
That wasn't a 14.
That was a 4.
863
00:51:07,161 --> 00:51:08,990
No, it was a 14.
864
00:51:08,996 --> 00:51:12,200
Oh my god. You are lying.
Why are you lying?
865
00:51:12,204 --> 00:51:15,140
I'm not lying.
You don't even know how to play.
866
00:51:15,141 --> 00:51:17,240
I know cheating when i see it.
867
00:51:17,244 --> 00:51:19,710
I can't cheat.
I'm the game master.
868
00:51:19,715 --> 00:51:21,750
Yeah, that's what Nixon said.
869
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,260
Maybe we should reroll.
870
00:51:23,263 --> 00:51:24,370
Scott, what was it?
871
00:51:24,377 --> 00:51:27,170
Was it a 4?
872
00:51:32,999 --> 00:51:35,200
So what if it was?
873
00:51:35,207 --> 00:51:37,630
I'm the game master,
and it's my job to make sure
874
00:51:37,638 --> 00:51:40,180
the game runs smoothly,
875
00:51:40,182 --> 00:51:42,680
even when people intentionally
try to mess it up.
876
00:51:42,686 --> 00:51:46,230
I'm not trying to mess anything up.
I'm just trying to have a good time.
877
00:51:46,235 --> 00:51:49,110
Don't give me that innocent shit!
878
00:51:49,115 --> 00:51:53,110
You may have these guys fooled,
but i can see right through you.
879
00:51:53,119 --> 00:51:54,740
What's that supposed to mean?
880
00:51:54,744 --> 00:51:57,080
You like to be the big fish,
don't you?
881
00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:58,860
Come hang out with all the losers,
882
00:51:58,868 --> 00:52:01,570
so you are the coolest guy in
the room, right?
883
00:52:01,570 --> 00:52:03,540
Look, if you think you
and your friends
884
00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:05,710
are losers that's your
problem, not mine.
885
00:52:05,711 --> 00:52:07,680
He's putting words in my mouth.
886
00:52:07,681 --> 00:52:10,380
You can't trust him guys,
he's not your friend.
887
00:52:10,387 --> 00:52:11,650
He's more of a friend then you are, Scott.
888
00:52:11,653 --> 00:52:13,640
Miles put Blood Brigade
on his website, and we got
889
00:52:13,641 --> 00:52:15,450
almost 400.000 hits from that.
890
00:52:15,454 --> 00:52:17,340
Yeah, we asked you like
a hundered times
891
00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,100
to put it on your blog
and you never did.
892
00:52:19,109 --> 00:52:20,920
Not that anyone reads it anyway.
893
00:52:20,922 --> 00:52:26,519
Wake up guys, he only did that
so people could laught at it.
894
00:52:26,519 --> 00:52:28,310
That's not true.
895
00:52:28,310 --> 00:52:30,550
What? Why would anybody laugh at it?
896
00:52:30,550 --> 00:52:32,280
Because it's aweful.
897
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,480
Scott.
898
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,510
And i'm only saying this
because im your friend.
899
00:52:35,518 --> 00:52:36,980
And i don't like to see you made fun of.
900
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,810
I think it's good.
901
00:52:39,810 --> 00:52:42,790
Please, you really think Blood Brigade
is a good piece of entertainment?
902
00:52:42,795 --> 00:52:43,870
I do.
903
00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:44,650
Really?
904
00:52:44,653 --> 00:52:46,460
I do. I genuinely like it.
905
00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:47,580
He's full of shit.
906
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:49,510
Okay, i think you need to leave Scott.
907
00:52:49,512 --> 00:52:53,060
Damn right i am.
We all are, come on guys.
908
00:52:55,946 --> 00:52:57,360
I'm staying here.
909
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,980
Me too.
910
00:53:01,086 --> 00:53:03,120
Guys!
911
00:53:03,123 --> 00:53:06,560
I'm the game master.
I'm the game.
912
00:53:06,566 --> 00:53:10,490
Well, we don't want to
play your game anymore.
913
00:53:11,736 --> 00:53:13,640
What?
914
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,810
After all we've been through,
915
00:53:16,813 --> 00:53:19,220
you're gonna abandon my game.
916
00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:21,230
Our game.
917
00:53:21,230 --> 00:53:24,140
For him?
918
00:53:29,594 --> 00:53:32,630
You can't do this to me.
I've put too much work into this...
919
00:53:32,630 --> 00:53:35,860
It's not supposed to be work Scott.
920
00:53:35,868 --> 00:53:39,212
It's supposed to be fun.
921
00:53:39,212 --> 00:53:44,340
Yeah, Scott. The game has gotten too serious.
It's not fun anymore.
922
00:53:46,182 --> 00:53:49,216
I can't believe this.
923
00:53:49,216 --> 00:53:51,850
Well you cant keep your
character sheets, they're mine.
924
00:53:51,857 --> 00:53:53,750
Give it to me!
925
00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:57,120
Fuck it. I don't want it anyways.
Come on Wayne.
926
00:53:57,123 --> 00:53:58,780
Let's go.
927
00:53:58,780 --> 00:54:00,630
Wait Scott, can't we work this out?
928
00:54:00,636 --> 00:54:03,930
Wayne, come!
929
00:54:08,548 --> 00:54:11,640
Do whatever you want man.
930
00:54:29,076 --> 00:54:32,170
I'm sorry Scott.
931
00:54:43,665 --> 00:54:46,760
Okay, fine.
932
00:54:49,372 --> 00:54:52,080
Just know,
933
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,110
when this guy gets done with
this little expirement,
934
00:54:55,111 --> 00:54:58,040
and cuts you loose,
935
00:54:58,046 --> 00:55:01,850
don't bother trying to come back.
936
00:55:03,357 --> 00:55:06,760
So, come with me now,
937
00:55:06,766 --> 00:55:10,290
and all is forgotten.
938
00:55:17,244 --> 00:55:22,040
And everyone gets
500 experience points.
939
00:55:29,293 --> 00:55:32,490
Fuck you then.
940
00:55:43,983 --> 00:55:46,110
Ulrich Benovon,
941
00:55:46,112 --> 00:55:48,080
Son of Valrich,
942
00:55:48,086 --> 00:55:50,960
keeper of the stones of light,
943
00:55:50,969 --> 00:55:54,733
encounters his new enemy.
944
00:55:54,733 --> 00:55:57,520
Miles Butler.
945
00:55:57,523 --> 00:56:01,570
Hey, i'm Miles. I'm the coolest.
946
00:56:01,573 --> 00:56:03,580
My website gets a 100.000 views...
947
00:56:03,585 --> 00:56:06,350
Enough of your prattle, jackanapes!
948
00:56:06,351 --> 00:56:09,090
Your ** angers the heavens.
949
00:56:09,092 --> 00:56:12,600
I once went snowboarding
with Joss Whedon so.
950
00:56:12,606 --> 00:56:16,800
The gods demand retribution!
951
00:56:45,801 --> 00:56:48,930
Bob, did you put the particle
board by the curb?
952
00:56:48,936 --> 00:56:51,830
Jup.
953
00:56:57,348 --> 00:56:59,480
Arn't you supposed to be at work?
954
00:56:59,485 --> 00:57:02,500
I got the day off.
955
00:57:02,506 --> 00:57:07,500
Well, you just can't sit around
eating cereal all day.
956
00:57:07,509 --> 00:57:11,470
Watch me.
957
00:57:11,475 --> 00:57:14,180
I'll get it.
958
00:57:15,975 --> 00:57:19,430
Barbara? Mel Vernon.
959
00:57:19,433 --> 00:57:23,290
Actually, today might not be the best day
let me give you a call this evening i think that..
960
00:57:23,293 --> 00:57:25,010
What's going on? Who's this?
961
00:57:25,018 --> 00:57:27,020
I'm Mel Vernon, the appraiser.
962
00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:28,830
- Scott, why don't you go back in the house...
- The what?
963
00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:30,710
and finish your breakfast?
964
00:57:30,714 --> 00:57:32,360
The appraiser.
965
00:57:32,362 --> 00:57:35,870
Services not needed!
966
00:57:35,877 --> 00:57:36,940
Scott.
967
00:57:36,949 --> 00:57:38,190
Goddamnit!
968
00:57:38,194 --> 00:57:41,990
The moment you said you were coming
here, i knew something was up.
969
00:57:41,996 --> 00:57:43,370
Scott, calm down...
970
00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:45,750
I'm sorry to throw a wrench
in your evil schemes,
971
00:57:45,758 --> 00:57:47,280
but this house is mine!
972
00:57:47,285 --> 00:57:48,760
Nana said so!
973
00:57:48,765 --> 00:57:50,770
Can't you two wait until i'm dead
974
00:57:50,773 --> 00:57:52,840
to fight over my shit?
975
00:57:52,847 --> 00:57:53,960
Nana.
976
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,600
Mom, you should be resting.
977
00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:57,610
Well, if somebody would check
up on me every now and then,
978
00:57:57,617 --> 00:57:59,230
i wouldn't have to come out here.
979
00:57:59,231 --> 00:58:01,560
My body could have
been decomposing
980
00:58:01,568 --> 00:58:03,730
for the last four hours,
for all you knew.
981
00:58:03,732 --> 00:58:05,770
I was just going...
982
00:58:05,772 --> 00:58:08,679
Nana.
983
00:58:08,679 --> 00:58:13,160
Nana, i don't like to say "i told you so",
but, i fucking told you so.
984
00:58:13,163 --> 00:58:14,970
She's trying to sell the house.
985
00:58:14,978 --> 00:58:18,040
Oh Scott, don't be paranoid.
986
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,830
Oh, yeah? Why was there
an appraiser just here?
987
00:58:20,839 --> 00:58:23,330
And why did she try to
hide it from me?
988
00:58:23,330 --> 00:58:26,450
An appraiser?
989
00:58:27,207 --> 00:58:30,910
You had an appraiser come
to my house?
990
00:58:30,912 --> 00:58:34,210
What's the big deal? Everyone should
know what their house is worth.
991
00:58:34,216 --> 00:58:37,910
Cut the shit, Barbara.
992
00:58:41,994 --> 00:58:43,760
Bob is a great guy.
993
00:58:43,761 --> 00:58:48,260
He's kind, he's stable,
he's not terribly interesting,
994
00:58:48,261 --> 00:58:52,720
but he loves me and he
wants to marry me.
995
00:58:52,725 --> 00:58:55,100
But...
996
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:59,370
But i have alot of debt.
997
00:58:59,373 --> 00:59:00,950
And Bob doesn't know.
998
00:59:00,955 --> 00:59:03,050
Not the extent of it.
999
00:59:03,055 --> 00:59:06,750
And i don't know what he'll do
if he finds out...
1000
00:59:13,470 --> 00:59:16,670
I swear i wasn't going to do anything
without your permission.
1001
00:59:16,675 --> 00:59:18,740
I was just waiting for the right time.
1002
00:59:18,743 --> 00:59:21,130
So what do you want?
1003
00:59:21,130 --> 00:59:25,000
I sell the house to pay your debt,
and Scott and i live on the street?
1004
00:59:25,002 --> 00:59:27,820
No.
1005
00:59:35,468 --> 00:59:37,550
An old folks home.
1006
00:59:37,550 --> 00:59:40,480
Sandy Point
retirement community.
1007
00:59:40,487 --> 00:59:42,640
It's very exclusive.
1008
00:59:42,644 --> 00:59:46,980
But Bob's cousin is the manager,
and he said he could get you in immediately.
1009
00:59:46,985 --> 00:59:48,420
And best of all,
1010
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:51,050
It's just two blocks from
our place in Flagstaff.
1011
00:59:51,057 --> 00:59:53,620
So i could visit you every day.
1012
00:59:53,626 --> 00:59:55,860
You are not buying this crap,
are you Nana?
1013
00:59:55,864 --> 00:59:58,060
Once she gets the money,
we're not gonna see her again.
1014
00:59:58,065 --> 01:00:00,400
Scott, you don't know me
as well as you think you do.
1015
01:00:00,401 --> 01:00:01,740
Yeah, who's fault is that?
1016
01:00:01,749 --> 01:00:05,040
Oh, shut up, both of you.
1017
01:00:17,825 --> 01:00:22,220
Scott, sit down... sit down!
1018
01:00:24,837 --> 01:00:29,750
I know you don't have a very
high opinion of your mother,
1019
01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:33,250
but she's my daughter
and she's asking for my help.
1020
01:00:33,259 --> 01:00:35,880
But you said i could have the house.
1021
01:00:35,886 --> 01:00:38,520
You promised.
1022
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:42,770
Well, unfortunately for you,
it's still my house
1023
01:00:42,776 --> 01:00:47,190
And i still get to decide
what to do with it.
1024
01:00:51,339 --> 01:00:52,940
But that's not fair.
1025
01:00:52,943 --> 01:00:55,610
I've been taking care of you all these years,
putting up with your shit.
1026
01:00:55,611 --> 01:00:57,410
Excuse me!
1027
01:00:57,413 --> 01:01:00,660
Who's taking care of who?
1028
01:01:00,663 --> 01:01:03,490
How much rent do you pay, huh?
1029
01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:06,290
Who buys all the groceries,
look at me.
1030
01:01:06,294 --> 01:01:10,420
And cooks the food
and does the laundry.
1031
01:01:10,426 --> 01:01:12,160
I do the laundry sometimes.
1032
01:01:12,167 --> 01:01:14,230
Jesus Christ!
1033
01:01:14,238 --> 01:01:16,610
When your grandfather was your age
1034
01:01:16,613 --> 01:01:18,830
he had a family, a business
1035
01:01:18,838 --> 01:01:21,620
and a house he built himself.
1036
01:01:21,629 --> 01:01:25,820
Thank god he's not still here to see
how his only grandson turned out.
1037
01:01:25,821 --> 01:01:29,546
Yeah, wasn't he a drunk too?
1038
01:01:29,546 --> 01:01:33,160
Don't you ever talk about
your grandfather like that.
1039
01:01:33,165 --> 01:01:35,260
This isn't over,
you hear me?
1040
01:01:35,267 --> 01:01:37,730
You're not getting away with this,
either of you.
1041
01:01:37,738 --> 01:01:40,670
I'm getting a lawyer and i'm
suing your asses.
1042
01:01:40,674 --> 01:01:44,970
And maybe i'll have you declared incontinent,
for good measure.
1043
01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:44,980
Mr. Goran, we'll be ready for
you in about 10 minutes, okay?
1044
01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:48,550
Your internet connection sucks.
1045
01:02:48,559 --> 01:02:53,070
"Let's rock and roll"!
1046
01:03:00,019 --> 01:03:02,610
Shit!
1047
01:03:04,793 --> 01:03:08,600
Well, well, well.
I didn't think you'd come.
1048
01:03:08,606 --> 01:03:10,390
Well it's a special ocassion.
1049
01:03:10,397 --> 01:03:12,500
Yeah, i'll say.
1050
01:03:12,502 --> 01:03:15,300
Do you know this is Greg's first
public appearance in 15 years.
1051
01:03:15,306 --> 01:03:17,240
Yeah, that's right.
1052
01:03:17,244 --> 01:03:18,870
He asked me to call him Greg.
1053
01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:23,370
Pete, i wanna apologize to you
for how i've behaved.
1054
01:03:28,291 --> 01:03:33,970
I was very angry when Huey
made you assistant manager.
1055
01:03:33,970 --> 01:03:37,570
To be honest, i thought you were
completely unqualified.
1056
01:03:37,579 --> 01:03:38,770
But...
1057
01:03:38,770 --> 01:03:43,440
Looks like, i was wrong.
1058
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:44,760
Looks like...
1059
01:03:44,761 --> 01:03:46,520
Anyway.
1060
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:52,240
I'm sorry i let that get
in the way of our friendship.
1061
01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:58,290
Okay... allright.
1062
01:03:59,299 --> 01:04:02,200
Thanks Scott.
1063
01:04:02,206 --> 01:04:05,430
Can i have my old job back?
1064
01:04:08,814 --> 01:04:11,220
Seriously.
Can i have my old job back?
1065
01:04:11,226 --> 01:04:12,050
Scott.
1066
01:04:12,050 --> 01:04:14,210
Scott, you're hurting me.
1067
01:04:14,210 --> 01:04:16,330
You're hurting me now.
1068
01:04:16,334 --> 01:04:17,140
Pete. Please.
1069
01:04:17,145 --> 01:04:18,410
Let go!
1070
01:04:18,410 --> 01:04:20,370
Pete...
1071
01:04:20,370 --> 01:04:23,550
I really need this.
1072
01:04:24,551 --> 01:04:29,185
Look, just talk to me after the Q&A, okay?
1073
01:04:29,185 --> 01:04:32,630
Sure, sounds great.
1074
01:04:32,630 --> 01:04:35,740
I'll help you clean up.
1075
01:04:44,398 --> 01:04:48,860
Hello. Hello.
Good afternoon everybody.
1076
01:04:48,867 --> 01:04:50,840
For those that don't
know my guest
1077
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:54,160
i'd like to say a few words.
1078
01:04:57,981 --> 01:05:01,840
Greg Goran's association with
tabletop games goes back
1079
01:05:01,843 --> 01:05:03,960
a long way.
1080
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:07,620
He was one of the first historical
war strategy game testers
1081
01:05:07,628 --> 01:05:10,170
at the age of 15 years old.
1082
01:05:10,179 --> 01:05:14,710
In 1989, he became a contributing editor
on the Hunter-Gatherer system,
1083
01:05:14,716 --> 01:05:17,240
and later he helped found the CRPG
1084
01:05:17,242 --> 01:05:19,570
and authored two of his
own original games,
1085
01:05:19,579 --> 01:05:22,110
Battle Scourge and Machine Blood.
1086
01:05:22,115 --> 01:05:24,170
Battle Scourge!
1087
01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:27,280
He's here today to share some of
that history with us, as well as sign
1088
01:05:27,287 --> 01:05:28,330
some autographs.
1089
01:05:28,335 --> 01:05:30,910
That's only on products purchased
today in the store, ok?
1090
01:05:30,915 --> 01:05:35,410
So, let's give a big hand
for Greg Goran.
1091
01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:44,540
Hey everyone. Great to see you
guys could pull yourselves away
1092
01:05:44,548 --> 01:05:46,840
from World of Warcraft
for an afternoon.
1093
01:05:46,849 --> 01:05:50,680
Maybe there is hope after all.
1094
01:05:50,683 --> 01:05:52,330
Now how do you wanna do this?
1095
01:05:52,334 --> 01:05:54,310
I thought you might have
something to say
1096
01:05:54,315 --> 01:05:56,060
before we get to the questions.
1097
01:05:56,060 --> 01:05:58,150
Nah.
1098
01:05:58,150 --> 01:06:01,780
Okay. Questions then.
Are there any questions?
1099
01:06:01,780 --> 01:06:03,030
Yes.
1100
01:06:03,034 --> 01:06:04,540
Hi Mr. Goran.
1101
01:06:04,548 --> 01:06:08,160
I was wondering why the editors
of edition 2 chose to lessen
1102
01:06:08,163 --> 01:06:12,280
the move penalty from
marshland from -6 to -3.
1103
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:15,280
Well, if you read the second edition
a bit more attentively you'd know that
1104
01:06:15,281 --> 01:06:18,160
that was changed to reflect
the new movement ratio so
1105
01:06:18,162 --> 01:06:20,140
the penalty is
essentially the same.
1106
01:06:20,140 --> 01:06:23,140
Any intelligent questions?
1107
01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:29,010
You.
1108
01:06:29,010 --> 01:06:31,910
Hi, i'm an independent
RPG designer.
1109
01:06:31,918 --> 01:06:34,690
And i've submitted some of my
own games to various publishers,
1110
01:06:34,695 --> 01:06:38,440
but i haven't caught a break yet.
Do you have an advise for me?
1111
01:06:38,444 --> 01:06:41,780
Write better games,
i guess.
1112
01:06:41,786 --> 01:06:43,520
Okay...
1113
01:06:43,528 --> 01:06:46,510
Are there any other questions.
1114
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:54,890
Scott.
1115
01:06:54,890 --> 01:06:56,430
Thank you.
1116
01:06:56,430 --> 01:07:00,840
Mr. Goran, in your 1992 adventure
module "Spires of Doom",
1117
01:07:00,849 --> 01:07:04,250
the character of the ice sorceress
was so fully realized that,
1118
01:07:04,253 --> 01:07:07,420
I thought she must have
been based on a real person.
1119
01:07:07,428 --> 01:07:09,920
Is that accurate?
1120
01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:12,500
Actually, yes.
My first wife.
1121
01:07:12,503 --> 01:07:15,540
Beautiful, clever, but the
coldest bitch i've ever knew.
1122
01:07:15,549 --> 01:07:17,600
That's very perceptive.
1123
01:07:17,607 --> 01:07:18,350
Okay.
1124
01:07:18,356 --> 01:07:20,850
Also recently,
my players told me that
1125
01:07:20,856 --> 01:07:24,360
i take the game too seriously.
1126
01:07:24,365 --> 01:07:29,380
Is that even possible for a game master
to take his game too seriously?
1127
01:07:29,382 --> 01:07:32,910
Well, It's certainly important for a GM
to be focussed and organized .
1128
01:07:32,914 --> 01:07:35,690
When i was running games
fulltime back in the 80's,
1129
01:07:35,694 --> 01:07:38,540
i used to spend 20 hours
a week in preparation.
1130
01:07:38,542 --> 01:07:40,950
Oh, me too, me too.
At least 20.
1131
01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:43,220
But at the end of the day,
it's a game.
1132
01:07:43,223 --> 01:07:48,080
It's a way to socialize,
relax and have fun.
1133
01:07:48,088 --> 01:07:51,530
you know, and you can get that
with 20 hours of prep or 2.
1134
01:07:51,533 --> 01:07:53,280
Ok, moving on.
1135
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,960
Yeah, well, don't you think there
is more to it than that?
1136
01:07:55,962 --> 01:07:57,160
So, moving on...
1137
01:07:57,163 --> 01:07:59,200
I mean, if it's just
about having fun,
1138
01:07:59,201 --> 01:08:01,210
why not play tiddlywinks?
1139
01:08:01,213 --> 01:08:01,520
Scott enough.
1140
01:08:01,522 --> 01:08:04,620
RPG's are more rewarding,
because of what they ask of you.
1141
01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:06,700
Look, amigo bottom line,
1142
01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:09,480
you're the game master,
the buck stops with you!
1143
01:08:09,488 --> 01:08:11,600
If your players
arn't having fun,
1144
01:08:11,606 --> 01:08:14,700
you're not doing your job.
1145
01:08:14,707 --> 01:08:17,430
Well that's fucking ridiculous!
1146
01:08:17,431 --> 01:08:18,570
Scott!
1147
01:08:18,579 --> 01:08:19,830
Not doing my job?
1148
01:08:19,835 --> 01:08:22,110
I put my heart and
soul into the game.
1149
01:08:22,114 --> 01:08:24,860
No game master works
harder than me!
1150
01:08:24,863 --> 01:08:26,240
That's it, you're out of here.
1151
01:08:26,241 --> 01:08:27,780
I think somebody
needs to get a life.
1152
01:08:27,789 --> 01:08:29,430
You get a life!
1153
01:08:29,434 --> 01:08:31,730
Battle Scourge sucks shit!
1154
01:08:31,735 --> 01:08:35,260
I said get out.
And don't come back!
1155
01:08:35,265 --> 01:08:38,660
Oh boo hoo. This
place sucks anyways.
1156
01:08:38,669 --> 01:08:42,470
It's a joke. This guy doesn't
know how to run a game store.
1157
01:08:42,471 --> 01:08:44,840
The only reason he's
the assistant manager,
1158
01:08:44,849 --> 01:08:48,450
is because he's fucking
Huey's ugly ass sister.
1159
01:08:48,451 --> 01:08:49,820
Oh, Yeah?
1160
01:08:49,829 --> 01:08:52,840
Well, at least i didn't let
the cash register get robbed
1161
01:08:52,847 --> 01:08:57,340
because i was in the back
room jerking off to anime.
1162
01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:03,440
That just didn't happen. I...
1163
01:09:03,444 --> 01:09:05,450
No idea what he's talking
about, I... I...
1164
01:09:05,457 --> 01:09:08,240
I think it's weird that he would
even imagine that scenario.
1165
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,360
Would you like to see the security tapes?
Because, you know, i kept them.
1166
01:09:11,366 --> 01:09:14,550
Oh, my!
1167
01:09:14,550 --> 01:09:16,080
Bullshit.
1168
01:09:16,089 --> 01:09:19,480
How many people here have
allready seen the tapes?
1169
01:09:22,285 --> 01:09:25,280
No it isn't true.
1170
01:09:28,911 --> 01:09:31,810
It's not true!
1171
01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:53,510
Why? Why? Why am i
shit on constantly?
1172
01:09:53,516 --> 01:09:56,320
This world is a fucked up place,
with fucked up people,
1173
01:09:56,328 --> 01:10:00,820
who's only goal is to
fucking ruin my life!
1174
01:10:01,436 --> 01:10:04,170
Well i'll show you motherfucker.
1175
01:10:04,173 --> 01:10:06,400
You want a game?
You want my game?
1176
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:09,950
I'll give you a game
to play motherfuckers.
1177
01:10:09,952 --> 01:10:14,480
Yeah, I'll show you a
fucking game to play.
1178
01:11:06,361 --> 01:11:08,960
Excuse me.
1179
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,900
Do you know where Miles is?
1180
01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:16,160
He was here just a second ago.
1181
01:11:16,163 --> 01:11:19,040
Are you a friend of his?
1182
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,220
He's my nemesis.
1183
01:11:22,223 --> 01:11:23,560
Hum...
1184
01:11:23,568 --> 01:11:25,180
Okay.
1185
01:11:25,180 --> 01:11:30,510
He thinks he's won, but we'll
see who has the last laugh.
1186
01:11:31,661 --> 01:11:33,970
Right on.
1187
01:11:33,970 --> 01:11:37,390
I'm Kevin.
1188
01:11:37,869 --> 01:11:38,880
Scott.
1189
01:11:38,881 --> 01:11:42,640
Do you want a beer man ?
1190
01:11:42,641 --> 01:11:44,270
Yeah, that's wonderful.
1191
01:11:44,277 --> 01:11:46,230
Are you involved in that as well?
1192
01:11:46,230 --> 01:11:48,740
No?
1193
01:11:50,922 --> 01:11:52,390
She still works there, you know?
1194
01:11:52,396 --> 01:11:54,980
I know.
1195
01:11:54,984 --> 01:11:57,990
Miles... Miles.
1196
01:12:03,538 --> 01:12:06,430
What the fuck?
1197
01:12:14,251 --> 01:12:15,580
Hello?
1198
01:12:15,586 --> 01:12:16,640
Hey, Wayne?
1199
01:12:16,644 --> 01:12:18,420
I need you to do me a favor.
1200
01:12:18,423 --> 01:12:19,540
Sure, anything.
1201
01:12:19,544 --> 01:12:21,110
I need you to come to my house
1202
01:12:21,110 --> 01:12:22,530
and come get Scott.
1203
01:12:22,531 --> 01:12:24,920
Why is Scott in your house?
1204
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:27,080
Well... he...
1205
01:12:27,087 --> 01:12:28,960
kinda crashed my party, and...
1206
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:30,520
he's been drinking, and...
1207
01:12:30,527 --> 01:12:33,420
You're having a party?
1208
01:12:35,047 --> 01:12:37,560
Uhh..yeah.
1209
01:12:38,492 --> 01:12:41,340
Oh...
1210
01:12:41,342 --> 01:12:42,890
So, can you come get him?
1211
01:12:42,896 --> 01:12:46,210
Yeah, Yeah, okay,
i'll be right there.
1212
01:12:46,210 --> 01:12:48,840
Thanks, bye.
1213
01:12:53,175 --> 01:12:54,700
Ah! If this were medieval times,
1214
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:58,720
i'd be well within my rights to
challenge him to armed combat.
1215
01:12:58,726 --> 01:13:01,440
If that were to happen?
1216
01:13:02,874 --> 01:13:05,080
Spill his guts all over the floor.
1217
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,590
It's called the code of chivalry.
1218
01:13:07,597 --> 01:13:08,670
May i?
1219
01:13:08,670 --> 01:13:09,720
Yeah, sure.
1220
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,000
Well, i think it's refreshing
1221
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,900
that people still have
nemisis's these days.
1222
01:13:14,900 --> 01:13:17,650
You know, i mean you dont
hear that much anymore.
1223
01:13:17,657 --> 01:13:18,930
Nemesēs.
1224
01:13:18,939 --> 01:13:21,560
Jup, those were
the good old days.
1225
01:13:21,561 --> 01:13:25,900
Back when men were expected
to answer for their actions.
1226
01:13:25,904 --> 01:13:27,800
There he is!
1227
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:32,410
Miles, you never told
us you had a nemesis.
1228
01:13:36,350 --> 01:13:38,000
Scott, what are you doing here?
1229
01:13:38,002 --> 01:13:39,870
Just came to party man!
1230
01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:43,890
Drink some brewski's,
talk some shit...
1231
01:13:45,681 --> 01:13:49,900
Say, where's Wayne and
Martin and Leonard?
1232
01:13:49,904 --> 01:13:52,190
Why arn't they here?
1233
01:13:52,190 --> 01:13:56,320
Oh, their invitations must
have got lost in the mail.
1234
01:13:57,462 --> 01:14:00,790
Uh Scott, why don't we
talk about this tomorrow?
1235
01:14:00,796 --> 01:14:03,720
Whatever is going on between us,
you know, we can work out.
1236
01:14:03,723 --> 01:14:05,470
Wait, Wait...
1237
01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:09,130
Arn't you gonna challenge him?
1238
01:14:09,133 --> 01:14:13,640
Arn't you gonna challenge
him to a duel?
1239
01:14:14,253 --> 01:14:17,010
Yes! Thank you Kevin.
1240
01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:18,830
Miles!
1241
01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:23,400
I challenge you to a
contest of armed combat.
1242
01:14:23,402 --> 01:14:25,240
Come on Scott.
Don't do this.
1243
01:14:25,243 --> 01:14:29,850
You and me settling our differences
on the field of battle.
1244
01:14:29,858 --> 01:14:31,630
Fuck yeah!
1245
01:14:31,639 --> 01:14:34,150
Scott, i'm not gonna fight you.
1246
01:14:34,150 --> 01:14:37,780
Not for real Miles. We'll just give
them a demonstration, okay?
1247
01:14:37,789 --> 01:14:40,120
You guys wanna see a demonstration?
1248
01:14:40,123 --> 01:14:42,190
Oh, hell yeah!
1249
01:14:42,190 --> 01:14:44,070
Ladies and gentlemen,
1250
01:14:44,070 --> 01:14:48,720
we're going to give you a demonstration
on ancient sword techniques.
1251
01:14:48,725 --> 01:14:53,170
Don't worry, i'm an expert
on medieval combat and weaponry.
1252
01:14:53,175 --> 01:14:55,190
Here man.
1253
01:14:55,193 --> 01:14:56,770
Ah, yes.
1254
01:14:56,772 --> 01:14:59,180
A two handed broadsword.
1255
01:14:59,187 --> 01:15:03,680
My compliments to the smith
who forged this true steel.
1256
01:15:06,058 --> 01:15:10,360
No, i'm not gonna fight you.
This guy is fucking crazy.
1257
01:15:10,366 --> 01:15:13,870
I'm not gonna hurt you Miles.
It's just for fun.
1258
01:15:13,879 --> 01:15:17,100
Just do this and i'll leave, okay?
1259
01:15:19,144 --> 01:15:20,900
Come on Miles.
1260
01:15:20,900 --> 01:15:22,260
Do it you fucking pussy, come on.
1261
01:15:22,261 --> 01:15:25,290
Back up son!
1262
01:15:25,290 --> 01:15:28,330
Take your weapon, sir.
1263
01:15:28,330 --> 01:15:30,090
1264
01:15:30,091 --> 01:15:31,100
1265
01:15:31,101 --> 01:15:33,800
Son of a bitch.
1266
01:15:35,963 --> 01:15:39,790
Allright, the targets on the human
body are as follows,
1267
01:15:39,795 --> 01:15:41,990
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
1268
01:15:41,993 --> 01:15:44,240
Again, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
1269
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,920
- Wait...
- I'm gonna call out a series of attacks.
1270
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,680
You be ready to defend,okay?
1271
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:51,070
- Wait.
- 2, 1, 5.
1272
01:15:54,551 --> 01:15:57,250
3, 2, 1.
1273
01:16:01,021 --> 01:16:03,920
4, 4, 2.
1274
01:16:08,695 --> 01:16:12,690
Very good Miles.
You are a worthy opponent.
1275
01:16:12,698 --> 01:16:16,540
But a true warrior does
not need a cheat sheet.
1276
01:16:16,545 --> 01:16:20,202
He must be ready to react!
1277
01:16:20,202 --> 01:16:23,030
Fuck!
1278
01:16:35,548 --> 01:16:39,949
You're just good at everything,
arn't you Miles?
1279
01:16:39,949 --> 01:16:44,980
You took my game.
You took my friends.
1280
01:16:44,986 --> 01:16:51,490
And you think you've won,
but you don't know my power!
1281
01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:04,840
Fuck, Scott!
1282
01:17:04,846 --> 01:17:08,040
You are hitting too hard!
1283
01:17:08,795 --> 01:17:13,290
The gods demand retribution!
1284
01:17:13,770 --> 01:17:17,197
Oh my god, Miles!
1285
01:17:17,197 --> 01:17:19,810
Oh, shit.
1286
01:17:23,470 --> 01:17:24,550
Oh, shit.
1287
01:17:24,551 --> 01:17:27,493
I'm sorry Miles.
1288
01:17:27,493 --> 01:17:31,020
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1289
01:17:31,792 --> 01:17:32,630
Miles!
1290
01:17:32,637 --> 01:17:35,610
I didn't take anything from you.
1291
01:17:35,617 --> 01:17:38,730
It's your own goddamn
fault no one likes you.
1292
01:17:38,732 --> 01:17:43,230
You pathetic piece of shit.
1293
01:17:47,784 --> 01:17:52,280
Get the fuck off me!
1294
01:18:06,209 --> 01:18:10,700
Miles.
1295
01:18:20,193 --> 01:18:25,490
Get the fuck out of my house,
you goddamn nerds.
1296
01:19:34,701 --> 01:19:39,700
I can sleep over at your house and take
you back to your car in the morning.
1297
01:19:40,039 --> 01:19:43,490
I think if i talk to the guys,
we can get the game back together.
1298
01:19:43,493 --> 01:19:44,900
After i tell them what happend,
1299
01:19:44,908 --> 01:19:49,500
they're not gonna wanna play with
Miles anymore. I'm pretty sure.
1300
01:19:51,722 --> 01:19:55,330
Did you ever go out with that girl,
what's her name?
1301
01:19:55,336 --> 01:19:58,060
Beth. Yeah.
1302
01:19:58,062 --> 01:19:59,290
And?
1303
01:19:59,297 --> 01:20:01,360
You were right.
1304
01:20:01,368 --> 01:20:04,860
She hasn't called me back.
1305
01:20:05,541 --> 01:20:07,840
I wasn't right Wayne.
1306
01:20:07,847 --> 01:20:12,570
I only said that because i didn't
want you to have a girlfriend.
1307
01:20:15,055 --> 01:20:17,650
Why?
1308
01:20:19,429 --> 01:20:24,330
Because i needed someone to be
more of a loser then me.
1309
01:20:58,916 --> 01:21:01,360
Tastes like plastic.
1310
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:04,380
I'll take it if
you don't want it.
1311
01:21:06,759 --> 01:21:08,930
How's your mother?
1312
01:21:08,930 --> 01:21:10,960
She and Bob are fighting
all the time now.
1313
01:21:10,965 --> 01:21:15,260
I pretty much just stay in my room.
1314
01:21:17,805 --> 01:21:20,520
I'll get her to come see you soon.
1315
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:23,230
Whatever.
1316
01:21:23,230 --> 01:21:26,440
At least you're here.
1317
01:21:27,020 --> 01:21:28,820
Alright.
1318
01:21:28,820 --> 01:21:31,950
I gotta get back to work.
1319
01:21:37,033 --> 01:21:40,330
See you at dinner, right?
1320
01:21:47,347 --> 01:21:48,360
Hey Scott.
1321
01:21:48,363 --> 01:21:50,880
Hey Thomas.
1322
01:21:51,586 --> 01:21:54,180
Shit.
1323
01:22:02,272 --> 01:22:04,470
Irene, where are you going?
1324
01:22:04,474 --> 01:22:06,840
Just going to say hi to Angie.
1325
01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,270
It's her birthday.
1326
01:22:08,278 --> 01:22:12,370
Well, next break is in an hour.
You can say hi then.
1327
01:22:13,719 --> 01:22:15,800
Alright.
1328
01:22:15,809 --> 01:22:17,420
Where were we?
1329
01:22:17,421 --> 01:22:18,620
Ah, yes.
1330
01:22:18,627 --> 01:22:21,720
Hagavar the dextrous, has just
been enchanted by the elf witch.
1331
01:22:21,728 --> 01:22:25,690
Say, i never got my resistance throw.
1332
01:22:25,692 --> 01:22:28,630
I told you, Henry, dwarfs do
not get a resistance throw
1333
01:22:28,639 --> 01:22:32,490
against natural magic.
Let's focus here.
1334
01:22:32,492 --> 01:22:36,680
I'm going to seduce her
with my high charisma.
1335
01:22:36,683 --> 01:22:40,780
No, Burt, she destoyed
your village remember?
1336
01:22:40,787 --> 01:22:42,120
You wouldn't wanna seduce her.
1337
01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:43,760
Oh, i think i would...
1338
01:22:43,761 --> 01:22:49,060
Besides, her wisdom is too high.
You need to roll a 20.
1339
01:22:57,779 --> 01:23:03,150
Alright, i'll say... 19.
1340
01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:06,280
Good enough for me.
1341
01:23:19,850 --> 01:23:23,350
Please, no.
1342
01:23:23,674 --> 01:23:28,670
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