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(HE SNORES)
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(PHONE BUZZES)
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Fuck.
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Shit!
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- Hello?
- Hi, Adam. It's Shruti,
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one of the SHOs. Sorry to disturb you.
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Erm, you're on the rota
for labour ward today,
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- and Mr Lockhart...
- Er, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Erm, tell him I'm really sorry.
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I think there's been an accident.
I've been sat here for an hour...
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(HE GROANS)
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And I'll be there in a minute.
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Well, I'm not dead, am I?
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Please tell me you
haven't ordered a coffin.
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Of course I'm not having an
affair. I wouldn't have the time.
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I just fell asleep last
night when I went to the car.
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Who did you phone? Please tell
me you haven't phoned the police.
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Well, who did you phone, then?
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Oh, sorry.
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Who did you phone, then?
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My mum?!
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Shit. Are you deranged?
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And what did she... ?
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(SHE CRIES OUT)
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Don't go anywhere. I'm
going to call you right back.
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Is coming out!
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Is coming out!
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Well, a stroke of luck,
you've come to the right place.
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Let's get you up to
labour ward, shall we?
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It's, erm, a bit of a walk, I'm afraid.
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(SHE CRIES OUT)
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Do you mind if I have a quick check?
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I'm a doctor. Probably should have said.
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I'm Adam. And you are... ?
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- Andrea.
- Andrea.
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(SHE GASPS)
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OK. OK, Andrea, so, erm, baby's arm
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- has come out.
- That is normal?
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Take a wild guess.
Baby is lying sideways.
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Do you understand that? Sideways?
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- So you need a Caesarean section.
- Oh, Caesarean.
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I've got a scalpel in my
back pocket. You'll be fine.
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Shall we go?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah? That's it.
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That's it. You OK?
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Erm, Andrea, I know a short
cut. Let's go this way.
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I don't want to hurry you, Andrea,
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but we've got to get going.
You're doing brilliantly.
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- It's OK. Deep breaths.
- PORTER: Mind yourselves!
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Come on, then, quickly. Hurry up.
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- (SHE CRIES OUT)
- That's it, we're nearly there.
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We're going to go up in the staff lift.
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Nearly there, nearly there.
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- Come on.
- This is lift?
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It's safe. Come on.
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- Really?
- Yeah. You can do it.
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- I can't!
- Yeah, yeah.
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No, wait. Wait, wait.
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Wait for it. No, no,
no. OK, are you ready?
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- Three, two, one.
- (SHE CRIES OUT)
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Keep breathing. Nice deep breaths.
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When I say so, we're going
to jump out of the lift.
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Are you a real doctor?
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Fair question...
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... though, strangely,
one you've asked me
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after you showed me your vagina.
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Right, there you go. Yes?
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OK, so, let's get ready.
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Get ready.
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And jump! Don't worry, don't worry.
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The lift will go round
and we'll have another go.
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- You're doing really well.
- What's happening?
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It's just going through the...
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... through the roof
bit before it goes down.
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(CLANGING)
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All right? It'll be light again soon.
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- Something's wrong! Look!
- OK.
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Jesus Christ. We call
this a cord prolapse.
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Ideally, it would happen on
labour ward, not in a mad lift.
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OK, Andrea, everything's
going to be fine.
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I mean, it might be fine.
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If the cord gets cold, then
baby stops getting blood.
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No more blood, no more baby.
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Right, hold it inside.
You understand? Inside.
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- Yeah.
- Come on, come on, come on.
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Are you the SHO? Staff lifts now.
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Bring a hospital bed
and a box of gloves.
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Literally now. Cord prolapse.
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- (SHE CRIES OUT)
- Right, come on, Andrea,
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we need to get off. Get ready.
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- And jump! Jump! Jump!
- Can't!
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Fuck it.
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Come on. OK?
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(ANDREA SCREAMS)
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Andrea, stay there.
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Get her up on the bed.
Knee-elbow position,
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replace the cord, get
her round to theatre.
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I'm going to change into
some scrubs. You consent her.
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- Consent her for... ?
- A deep-tissue massage.
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It's a cord prolapse!
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- Caesarean!
- Oh, well, when you say,
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"knee-elbow position"...
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My mistake, sorry.
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Your outfit looks a lot
like what the doctors wear.
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(ANDREA SCREAMS)
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I'll do this. You push the bed.
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Get up on here. That's it.
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A bit less Alton Towers.
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I'm so sorry.
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Why don't I drive?
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You go and find the anaesthetist.
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That's the doctor that
makes you go sleep-sleep.
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(SHE GROANS)
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I've found the husband.
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He's just coming up from reception.
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OK, Andrea, this is going to be fine.
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You'll have a baby in five minutes.
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- And is free?
- Yep, free. Completely free.
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We're not even allowed to accept tips.
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(SHE GASPS)
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Dr Adam, you should see me
next. It's really urgent.
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- Really?
- Erika, darling, can you just take a seat for me, please?
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Tracy! How was Majorca?
Did Mick like the hotel?
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Erika, just go back to triage.
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(HE SPEAKS ROMANIAN)
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I did explain that the doctor would be
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- holding the cord inside.
- (HE SPEAKS ROMANIAN)
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Probably didn't tell him I'd be
wearing her like Kermit the Frog.
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I don't understand.
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That's baby's heartbeat.
Welcome to the NHS.
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(ANDREA CRIES OUT)
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(BABY CRIES)
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This is obs and gynae.
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Also known as brats and twats.
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You're generally
sailing the ship alone...
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... a ship that's massive
and on fire and no-one's had
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the time to teach you how to sail.
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It's literally life or death here.
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And you're constantly being
splashed by bodily fluids.
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Not even the fun kind.
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But what other doctors can
say they end up with twice
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the number of patients
they started with?
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Beat that, geriatrics.
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Clothes bill means I'm...
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... probably running my
job at a loss, though.
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Ah, Mr Lockhart. Having fun there?
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- I was just...
- Yeah, I'm not entirely convinced I want to know.
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I don't know if you
heard, there was a massive
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cord prolapse before.
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Erm, crash section. Got
the baby out in 90 seconds.
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I heard that you rocked
up ten minutes late,
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nearly killed a patient
in the maintenance lift,
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then did a Caesarean
section in casualwear.
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It was more that I took a short cut.
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Doctors aren't meant to
take short cuts, Adam.
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Remember when I asked you
to be an acting registrar?
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Can you try acting
like a bloody registrar?
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I'll be in my office if you need me,
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which I strongly suggest you won't.
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You've missed a bit.
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(SCREAMING)
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PORTER: Mind out, please, mind out.
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- WOMAN: It's really urgent!
- I know, petal, but I promise you
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- the doctor won't be long.
- Pinkie promise?
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Pinkie promise with a
little cherry on top.
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Oh!
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Why don't you head back
to where you were sitting?
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Moany old trout.
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- Morning, Ria.
- Morning, Dr Kay.
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- Oh, there he is!
- Ward round, Trace?
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Can I ask you something
personal, darling?
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Is it, "Why do you look
like shit this morning?"
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I wasn't going to ask it like that.
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I slept in my car last night.
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Well, it must be hard
maintaining a relationship,
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what, with your job...
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... and your personality.
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Tracy's the head midwife on today.
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I'd let her sew up my
sister's perineum...
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... which sounds weird,
now that I've said it,
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but it's actually the
highest compliment I can give.
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Oh, remember to remove the
thick, shiny layer on the outside.
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Ignore him. His girlfriend's
come to her senses and dumped him.
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- No-one's dumped anyone.
- But if you do want to smack him,
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I will turn a blind eye.
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Do you mind if we nip to Room 8 first?
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She's making pretty slow progress.
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Pop downstairs and review
Mrs Buckstar quickly.
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Doctors speak a lot of code,
so it's "epididymo-orchitis"
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rather than "gammy cock and balls".
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"Review Mrs Buckstar,"
"Go to Starbucks."
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Which ward is Mrs Buckstar in?
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He wants you to get him a
fancy coffee without me knowing.
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- (PHONE VIBRATING)
- Milk and one sugar for me, please.
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I'm in labour, Mother, not quadriplegic.
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Hi. I'm Adam, one of the doctors.
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I'm afraid I've got some bad news.
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You've spelt 'pavilion' wrong.
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Would you like a sweetie, dear?
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The doctor's not going
to give me better care
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- because you offer him a Murray Mint.
- In fairness, I might, actually.
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All right?
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You've got a little bit
stuck at six centimetres,
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so I suggest we wang the dose up
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- on the drip that's helping your contractions...
- Is "wang" a medical term?
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Sure is. And if that
doesn't work, we'll, erm...
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Anna, let's put the Synto onto
84 and re-examine in four hours.
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It won't be me, actually.
I'll be home by then.
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- Really?
- Well, I've been here 15 hours.
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If I stay any longer, they'll
start charging me council tax.
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- Right.
- Don't worry, darling,
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I'll do it, so at least
it'll be a familiar face.
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Could you do the
examination instead, Doctor?
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It does make more sense
for Tracy to do it.
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- Where did you train?
- TRACY: Would you like me to pop home
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and get my degree certificates?
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There's no way you could stay, is there?
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Erm, I'm not sure I
like where this is going.
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You're not saying I can't choose who
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does intimate examinations
on me, are you?
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I'm saying you won't be choosing
based on the colour of their skin.
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- Adam!
- What?
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When did anyone say
anything about skin colour?
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It's called patient choice.
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It's important to have
choice, like tonight I might...
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... choose to order a pizza
rather than firebomb a mosque.
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I think what Dr Kay meant to say...
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What I'm saying is, I know it's
stressful being on labour ward,
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but anything more like this,
and I will have to have you
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removed from the building.
Is that understood?
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OK. OK, let's crack on, shall we?
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PATIENT: Wanker.
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That had better be a crossword answer.
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No, dear, she called you a wanker.
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What the hell was all that about?
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I guess white supremacists
have babies, too.
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Not her. You.
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- Me?
- I don't need a white knight to defend my honour.
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Hang on. I'm the registrar.
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Acting registrar.
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- I'm the most senior doctor here.
- Until somebody more senior turns up.
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Well, I'm running this ward
now, and it's up to me...
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No, I'm running this ward, young
man, and I'm more than capable
244
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,199
of handling myself, and
the moment that I can't,
245
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,839
I'll let somebody know,
246
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:11,359
and I don't want to spoil
the surprise: it won't be you.
247
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,999
And don't tell the patients
that you're kicking them out.
248
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,279
This is the NHS, not your golf club.
249
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,919
Which room are we kicking out?
250
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,939
- (PHONE BUZZES)
- No, we're not kicking anybody out, Benilda.
251
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,379
- _
- They're all in labour, so
252
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,679
we thought we might wait
until they had their babies.
253
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,279
- _
- Well, get a move on.
254
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,239
The hospital's on red alert for beds.
255
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,399
We're actually more than
halfway to black alert.
256
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,960
So, like, dusky-merlot alert.
257
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,239
Can you, er, go to gynae?
258
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,959
The lady in bed 17's fit for home.
259
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,559
I'm actually in the
middle of a ward round.
260
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,959
But, yeah, I mean, I'll find a moment.
261
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,824
Before you do that, you'll need
to fill out an incident form
262
00:11:44,825 --> 00:11:46,477
- for Room 8.
- Hang on, I didn't have to do one
263
00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:48,140
for the cord prolapse.
264
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,480
(ALARM BLARES)
265
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,879
- Erika?
- NURSE: Third attendance this week
266
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,399
- with non-specific symptoms.
- (ALARM STOPS)
267
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,399
OK, everybody, back to your jobs.
We don't need the Polyphonic Spree.
268
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,040
- Shoo, shoo.
- Oh. Come on.
269
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,879
Not you!
270
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,000
Oh! Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
271
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,239
Right, surprise me.
What's the management?
272
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,159
Right. Er...
273
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,719
OK, well, I would, erm...
274
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,519
... check for a patent airway,
275
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,159
er, then I would put her
276
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,359
in the left lateral
position, run high oxygen flow
277
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:34,079
through a non-rebreather
mask, erm, check for
278
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,359
a pulse...
279
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,600
So near and yet so shit.
280
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,400
So, when people are
really unconscious...
281
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,880
... their hands smash into their faces.
282
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,160
(PHONE BUZZES)
283
00:12:52,161 --> 00:12:54,350
_
284
00:12:54,351 --> 00:12:56,839
- _
- Adam?
285
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,960
Adam!
286
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,759
Adam?
287
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,679
Do you think I'm rubbish?
288
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,959
Look, I wasn't great on
my first week, either.
289
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,920
I've been here two months!
290
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,239
- Two months?
- Well, I just haven't had a chance
291
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,399
to do much hands-on stuff yet.
292
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,039
How many babies have you delivered?
293
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,559
Erm...
294
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,519
No babies have needed
delivery in two months?
295
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,519
Everyone's always too busy to teach me.
296
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,079
You just need to be
less of a wallflower.
297
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,840
It's dog eat dog in this place.
298
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,160
And...
299
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,560
... the dogs eat wallflowers.
300
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,199
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I've
been elbow-deep in a patient,
301
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,599
I've had an ethnostate in Room
8 and someone else playing dead.
302
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,759
Oh, and I've got blood
matted into my pubes.
303
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,399
ON PHONE: I love it when you talk dirty.
304
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,999
Right, so, who did you say you were?
305
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,679
My name's Harry.
306
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,559
When you called my mother.
307
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,360
I said I was your fuck buddy.
308
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,919
I said I was your flatmate.
309
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,799
But she knows we've
only got one bedroom.
310
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,239
Wild idea, but you know you
could just... tell her about us?
311
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,519
You don't know her. She'll turn
you into stone, or something.
312
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,319
Nah. Mums love me.
It's like my superpower.
313
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,159
How are we going to fake our own deaths,
314
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,559
then, before Greg's stag do?
315
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,439
I'm thinking avalanche,
helicopter crash...
316
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,039
- Ah, it'll be a laugh.
- Carbon-monoxide poisoning?
317
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,039
- (PAGER BEEPS)
- Shouldn't you pop along,
318
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,439
- seeing as you're the best man?
- Crap. I was meant to go to gynae.
319
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,319
- Sorry, call you later.
- Don't apologise.
320
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,959
That's the longest call
we've had in months.
321
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,600
I was starting to get bored.
322
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,199
♪ No-no, no, no ♪
323
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,919
♪ No-no-no, no, no-no, no ♪
324
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,519
♪ No, no-no ♪
325
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,119
♪ No, no, no-no ♪
326
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,559
♪ No-no, no, no ♪
327
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,079
♪ No-no, no, no ♪
328
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,959
♪ No-no, no, no-no, no ♪
329
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,439
♪ Nobody can do the ♪
♪ Shing-a-ling... ♪
330
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,839
Erm, good news, Mrs W.
331
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,040
You are finally free to go home.
332
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,560
Are you stupid?
333
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,479
I was told you were good to go,
but, yeah, you don't look great.
334
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,039
Speak for yourself.
335
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,439
(PAGER BEEPS)
336
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,919
Erm, must have been a bit of a mix-up.
337
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,559
I'll come back later. I
need to see someone else now.
338
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,160
Hopefully a hairdresser.
339
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,999
♪ Skate ♪
♪ Like I do ♪
340
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,399
♪ Nobody can do ♪
♪ Boogaloo ♪
341
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,439
♪ Like I do ♪
342
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,919
♪ Nobody can do ♪
♪ Philly ♪
343
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,439
♪ Like I do ♪
344
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,879
♪ Well, don't you know I'm
gonna skate right through... ♪
345
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,439
Dr Kay, you're needed in Room 4.
346
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,840
Yes, I know...
347
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,599
♪ When I go to Philly, I do ♪
348
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,759
♪ Ain't nobody doin' it but me, babe ♪
349
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,159
♪ Nobody but me ♪
350
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,999
♪ Well, let me tell you, nobody ♪
351
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,359
(GROANING)
352
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,319
♪ But nobody but me ♪
353
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,919
♪ Let me tell you, nobody ♪
354
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,879
♪ Nobody ♪
♪ Nobody... ♪
355
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,959
Never actually let the
patient see the forceps.
356
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,719
The only people happy with
two-foot-long metal salad tongs
357
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,919
inserted in their vaginas
are people who aren't aware
358
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,999
that there are two-foot-long
metal salad tongs
359
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,239
inserted in their vaginas.
360
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,999
- It's only a few more minutes.
- Shut up, Graham!
361
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,119
- And put your shirt back on.
- Just breathe.
362
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,119
- That's what's important.
- (SHE GROANS)
363
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,199
You're doing so good.
364
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,519
You're doing so well.
365
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,759
You're doing so well, my little soldier!
366
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,680
- Shut up, Graham.
- I'm going to play the song now.
367
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,805
- (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS)
- Seen one before?
368
00:16:01,806 --> 00:16:04,919
- Yes...
- See one, do one, teach one.
369
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,479
PATIENT: I don't like this song.
370
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,880
Change the song, change the song.
371
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,799
Wait for a contraction.
372
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,079
And pull.
373
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,679
You got to keep breathing.
374
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,999
(PATIENT CRIES OUT)
375
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,239
Just find your centre, baby.
376
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,599
- No stress.
- Graham...
377
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,999
(PHONE BUZZES)
378
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,219
- Dr Kay speaking.
- It's Greg. You've not answered
379
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,759
any emails in four days. No-one
even knows where we're meeting.
380
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,159
- Push, push, push, push, push!
- Pull as hard as you can! Now!
381
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,879
Oh, God, tell me you're not having sex.
382
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,279
- Just on labour ward right now.
- I know it's traditional
383
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,599
for the best man to humiliate
the groom on his stag do,
384
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,559
and traditionally that involves
handcuffs and a sex worker...
385
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,119
Just put some oomph into it.
386
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,399
Welly's threatening to take over
and drag us all to a strip club.
387
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,279
No, no, no, we won't be
going to... breast clinic.
388
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,239
If this doesn't work, will
we have to do a Caesarean?
389
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,839
It will work. Erm, look, it's all
going to be civilised, don't worry.
390
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,319
You say, "Don't worry," but you'll
understand why I am still worried.
391
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,839
Tell everyone 8 o'clock
upstairs at the Crown.
392
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,199
I'll see you later. I really
need to get back to this vagina.
393
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,519
Yeah, well, you're definitely
not having sex, then.
394
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,319
GRAHAM: You got to stay breathing, OK?
395
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,199
That's it, that's it.
You're doing brilliantly.
396
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,919
- Thanks.
- I was talking to the patient.
397
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,879
Nice and slowly, nice and
slowly. Don't let her tear.
398
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,679
- You're so beautiful!
- Graham, just stop.
399
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,039
Nice and slowly, nice and...
400
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,439
Dad, do you want to come
down and see baby being born?
401
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,560
- Oh, my God, where's its face?!
- What's the matter with his face?!
402
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,719
(PATIENT SCREAMS)
403
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,839
- (BABY CRIES)
- His face is fine.
404
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,799
Just on the front of
his head, not the back.
405
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,080
Remember I said, "Don't let her tear"?
406
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,200
Adam's a good name. (HE CHUCKLES)
407
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,679
You've got a bit of a tear
going into the back passage.
408
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,559
We'll get you round to theatre,
409
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,319
and have that repaired nicely for you.
410
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,320
Won't take more than an hour or so.
411
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,960
(HE CLEARS THROAT)
412
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,080
(SHE SNIFFS)
413
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,199
Adam, I'm so sorry. I wish
I could've sewn it up myself.
414
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,279
- I've just never actually done it...
- It's fine.
415
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,319
Besides, my genitals were wondering why
416
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,360
they hadn't been covered
in blood for a few hours.
417
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,159
Better do an incident form.
418
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,039
How are we doing here, then?
419
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,559
All under control, Mr Lockhart.
420
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,319
- Miracles never cease.
- Could you just have...
421
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,479
I thought I told you to
discharge that gynae patient.
422
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,879
I see the miracles have ceased.
423
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,239
No. But she's not even...
424
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,879
Are my team causing
you trouble, Ms Mendoza?
425
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,359
We're full on labour ward.
426
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,639
Post-nates, ante-nates, gynae.
I don't know how we're supposed
427
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,759
to admit anyone from A&E.
428
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,599
We've been on red alert all day,
and we're practically at black alert.
429
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,719
- Burgundy alert, then.
- (ALL LAUGH)
430
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,919
I'm sure we can do
something about that for you.
431
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,239
- Can't we, Dr Kay?
- Yeah, we could pull out
432
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,479
the patient's drips, and
chuck her out the window.
433
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,039
I knew you'd think of something.
434
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,479
- Leave it with us.
- Can I help at all?
435
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,479
You could pop down to the coffee shop.
436
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,239
There's a vacancy for a barista.
437
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,639
Shruti did her first
forcep delivery earlier.
438
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,039
Er, yeah, yeah.
439
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,359
She had been in second stage
for over an hour, and we...
440
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,560
Very good. Walk with me, Adam.
441
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,439
Quick story for you.
442
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,559
So, there's this acting
obstetric registrar,
443
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:53,359
and he walks into a room and
he calls his patient a Nazi.
444
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,519
Oh, you're making it so
much worse than it was.
445
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,839
- She was being racist to Tracy...
- Every mother and baby
446
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,359
on this ward is relying
on your good decisions,
447
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,279
and your good judgment.
Apologise to Tracy,
448
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,039
apologise to the patient,
449
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,760
and send some people home.
450
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,959
Oh, and, Adam?
451
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,839
Stop being shit.
452
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,639
♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪
453
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,079
(PAGER BEEPS)
454
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,759
♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪
455
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,720
♪ You smashed a plate over my head ♪
♪ Then I set fire to our bed ♪
456
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,479
♪ You hit me once I hit you back... ♪
457
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,199
Rachel Glover?
458
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,600
Kerry Salisbury?
459
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,840
Caroline Morobeto?
460
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,879
♪ Oh, my black eye casts no shadow ♪
461
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,399
♪ Your red eye sees no blame ♪
462
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,719
♪ Your slaps don't stick ♪
♪ Your kicks don't hit ♪
463
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,519
♪ So we remain the same ♪
464
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,719
♪ Blood sticks, sweat drips ♪
465
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,919
♪ Break the lock if it don't fit ♪
466
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,119
♪ A kick in the teeth is good for some ♪
467
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,320
♪ A kiss with a fist
is better than none ♪
468
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,279
♪ Whoa ♪
469
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,400
♪ A kiss with a fist
is better than none. ♪
470
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,279
So, you've recovered from earlier.
471
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,559
Oh, yes. Oh, God, sorry, Dr Adam.
472
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,919
I don't know what came over me.
473
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,839
So, remind me, how many weeks are you?
474
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,159
Oh, God, I hate maths.
475
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,559
I couldn't even tell
you in months. Er...
476
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,319
Erm, OK, let's think.
477
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,279
So... Birthday's in June.
478
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,400
I'll be 27...
479
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,040
Well, it's got to be, like, 2,000 weeks?
480
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,080
You're 25 weeks.
481
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,279
Oh!
482
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,679
You mean the baby.
483
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,199
(SHE LAUGHS)
484
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,959
So, erm, what's the... problem?
485
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:48,199
Well, I woke up this
morning with a headache,
486
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,239
and my tongue is just, like,
totally covered in spots.
487
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,040
Right. Let's have a look.
488
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,080
OK.
489
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,519
I'm afraid that what
you have is known as...
490
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,320
... taste buds.
491
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,280
Oh. (SHE LAUGHS)
492
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,479
So, is there someone at home we can call
493
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,239
to come and collect you,
494
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,319
or do you live here now?
495
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,800
Oh, God, no, who'd want to live with me?
496
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,839
(PAGER BEEPS)
497
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,360
Right.
498
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,319
Adam, that lady you just saw,
her blood pressure's a bit high.
499
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,959
- Do you want me to send her for some bloods?
- Just send her home.
500
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,160
No, wait. Erm, yes, do the bloods.
501
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,120
Yep?
502
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,160
What's the trace like?
503
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,880
Isn't the evening registrar here yet?
504
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,599
OK. Fine.
505
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,839
Right, we're doing a
Caesarean for Room 8.
506
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,679
Dr Adam? Dr Adam, sorry,
sorry, I meant to say.
507
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,999
My teeth have become a bit itchy.
508
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,480
Send her home.
509
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,639
Don't ask to do it. I'm tired.
510
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,239
I need to be gone ten minutes ago.
511
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,879
Erm, so, we're all good to go.
512
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,439
We'll have baby out in five minutes,
513
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,959
and may I just say, I misspoke before
514
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,159
- and I'm very sorry.
- All water under the bridge.
515
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,159
But just checking it will
be you doing this operation
516
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,000
and nobody else.
517
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,639
Yes.
518
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,280
Yes, it will. Yeah.
519
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,319
Actually, fuck it. You've got
to learn some time. You're up.
520
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,199
- Come on, you've seen one.
- Y... yeah...
521
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,999
So you know the routine. See
one, fuck one up, teach one.
522
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,799
Really? Thank you.
523
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,400
- Are you sure?
- Not especially. Come on.
524
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,240
Are you happy?
525
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,160
Right, come on.
526
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,399
- This it?
- Yeah. Hurry up, please,
527
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,840
I think the anaesthetist's
retiring next week.
528
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,479
- Adam?
- Mm?
529
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,959
Stretch it. Come on. Harder than that.
530
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,840
Right, through the peritoneum, then.
531
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,479
Pop your finger in. You're
not going to damage anything.
532
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,639
OK.
533
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,080
Oh!
534
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,039
Adam? Adam?
535
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,719
Er, yeah, OK, good. Great.
So, you're going to make
536
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,279
a U-shape in the lower
segment of the uterus,
537
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,279
and then you're going to
extend it with your fingers.
538
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,879
What if there isn't a lower segment?
539
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,119
You know, like if it's before 32 weeks.
540
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,319
Yeah, we usually save the
Q&A session for afterwards.
541
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,999
It would just be a horrible, bloody
mess. Come on, get on with it.
542
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,879
- Is that... ?
- Good.
543
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,399
Now what?
544
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,599
I think even you can guess
what happens next. Come on.
545
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,279
That's it.
546
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,320
Just guide the head out. It's coming.
547
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,320
OK.
548
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,280
That's it.
549
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,719
One baby coming up...
550
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,360
(BABY CRIES)
551
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,999
No, get her off me.
I'm not having a Paki
552
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,079
delivering my baby! Get her off me!
553
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,559
Stop touching it! You
promised that you would do it!
554
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,199
Excuse me, get me out
of this! Take this!
555
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,919
What is this? Get this off me!
556
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,240
- Adolf's a good name.
- Mum, will you do something?!
557
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,000
You did really well.
558
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,600
One Caesarean down, 8,000 to go.
559
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,399
To be fair, they don't
normally end like that.
560
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,720
Erm, write up the notes and
mention that I closed the skin.
561
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,760
Oh, gosh, isn't he wonderful?
562
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,760
Oh, for...
563
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,400
(PHONE RINGS)
564
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,199
Cancellations hotline.
565
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,799
Press 1 for you need to stay
at work, leaving me to make
566
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,959
small talk with 20 public-school
dickheads I barely know.
567
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,079
That's unfair. There's only 15 of them.
568
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,519
And I'm just leaving now.
569
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,799
- No way!
- Can you bring a change of clothes, please?
570
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,239
Yeah. Anything in particular?
571
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,439
Erm, something smart-casual
572
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,239
and not totally encrusted
with a stranger's blood?
573
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,239
Hula skirt and feather boa it is, then.
574
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,120
(HE CHUCKLES) See you in a bit.
575
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,959
You can't help being ill, darling.
576
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,319
I'll just get somebody
else to pick her up.
577
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,399
Right. Bye-bye.
578
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,239
Er, Adam?
579
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,199
I saw what you did to that dolphin.
580
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,279
A gentleman never
discusses a lady's blowhole.
581
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,599
- Do you want my advice, Adam?
- Erm, not really.
582
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,239
That is exactly your problem.
583
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,200
It was pretty funny, though, right?
584
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:24,439
♪ Prophet six-zero-zero-nine-one ♪
585
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,519
♪ This is the flight number ♪
586
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,520
♪ Of our galactic sun ♪
587
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:37,480
♪ Prophet six-zero-zero-nine-one ♪
588
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,199
♪ Before we start ♪
589
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:45,159
♪ You should know that
you're not the only one ♪
590
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,600
♪ Who can hurt me... ♪
591
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,520
(ENGINE STARTS)
592
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,719
It's my second-favourite doctor!
593
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,959
Who's number one?
594
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,480
David Tennant. First series.
595
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,639
- How was work?
- Fine, thanks. Who are they?
596
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,999
No idea, but they're better
craic than your mates upstairs.
597
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,319
Oh, come on.
598
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,479
I'm sure you'll find
something in common with them.
599
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,159
There you go. See?
Wearing the same T-shirt.
600
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,559
Some guy called... Welly brought them.
601
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,160
Well, they're not too
terrible, considering.
602
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,840
Shall we just do this? Come on.
603
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,600
(SHOUTING AND CHEERING)
604
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,599
Ah! 7:58. There you go.
605
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,839
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
606
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,559
- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, fine. May have lost a small bet.
607
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,959
Nightmare! This place
doesn't do Jagerbombs!
608
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,319
Whatever will we do?
609
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,560
- Adster!
- Welly. Don't do that.
610
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,679
- Where's your T-shirt?
- Yeah, Adster, where's your T-shirt?
611
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,320
Put it on.
612
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,839
CHANTING: Put it on.
613
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:14,840
Put it on, put it on,
put it on, put it on!
614
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,119
Yes! And as for you...
615
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,479
... one pint of gin.
616
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,879
No, I'm not going to drink that.
617
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,484
Well, you will be,
because it's tradi-ti-on.
618
00:29:23,485 --> 00:29:25,839
How can it be a tradition?
I've never got married before.
619
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,479
Right, I need a drink. Is this my stuff?
620
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,919
- So, did your mum call?
- She left a voicemail.
621
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,919
Ah. And you didn't listen.
622
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,920
No. I'm changing my number
and moving to Venezuela.
623
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,959
You done there?
624
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,479
(BOTH LAUGH)
625
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,319
Right, come on, what do you want?
626
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,039
I think 12 litres of vodka
Red Bull should probably do it.
627
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,599
Er, can I get a bottle
of Sauvignon Blanc and...
628
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,239
(PHONE BUZZES)
629
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,959
- ... a rum and Coke, please?
- This'll be Jakesy.
630
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,959
He's probably gone to
Poland by mistake. Hello?
631
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,799
- ON PHONE: Kay.
- Mr Lockhart! I'm just in a...
632
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,439
CHANTING: Pint of gin, pint of gin!
633
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,159
... supermarket.
634
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,439
Sorry, Mr Lockhart, how can I help?
635
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,279
Er, listen, the locum registrar
636
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,760
hasn't turned up for the night shift.
637
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,119
Erm... Who's the senior reg?
638
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,080
Er, I don't think he'd get
here from Sydney in time.
639
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,959
Well, do say if you've got
something more important on.
640
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,599
Erm, no. No, no, no. Erm...
641
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,159
No, I can do it.
642
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,920
Will the missus understand?
643
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,599
- She'll be fine with it.
- Good man. Bye!
644
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,240
(LOCKHART HANGS UP)
645
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,079
How long are you going
to be? A couple of hours?
646
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,880
- 12. I'm so sorry.
- And there's no-one else who could... ?
647
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,960
I'm sorry. It's really crap for you.
648
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,199
- You don't have to stay here, obviously.
- I'll be grand.
649
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,160
I've never had a... pint of gin before.
650
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,759
Just a couple more years,
then I'll be a consultant,
651
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,159
and it'll just be me,
you and an Aston Martin.
652
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,319
It would be nice to live
somewhere a bit more spacious.
653
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,358
- We can shower in the glove compartment.
- Right, go on.
654
00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:12,200
You've got some babies to deliver.
655
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,639
You should have gone along
with my avalanche idea.
656
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,399
OK, your first best-manly
duty is to rescue my dad.
657
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,319
Welly's trying to get him to
drink a shoe full of sambuca.
658
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,280
Shoe-ca! Shoe-ca!
659
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,039
You're going to hate me.
660
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,719
There's a... staffing
emergency at the hospital.
661
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,399
There's no doctors on labour ward.
662
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,725
- No.
- So I have to go back in.
663
00:31:35,726 --> 00:31:38,060
Drink this. Then you can't go in.
664
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,039
- I can't.
- OK, give me one good reason.
665
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,479
Er...
666
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,520
- Er, because I, erm...
- Because you'd rather be at work.
667
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,400
Yeah, have a good night, mate.
668
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,080
Fuck's sake!
669
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,959
Do you want the good
news or the bad news?
670
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,399
- Erm, the good.
- Oh, I was worried you'd say that.
671
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,199
It's all bad, I'm afraid.
672
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,959
The wards are stuffed to the gills,
673
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,599
there's no SHO, and the
midwife in charge is Tracy.
674
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,759
- Well, she was working during the day.
- The other one.
675
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,959
"Non-Reassuring Trace."
676
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,759
Right, I'm off home.
But call me whenever.
677
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,640
- I won't.
- Good man.
678
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,159
You're very intent on
showing me your penis today.
679
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,308
They need to increase the
credits on the scrub machine.
680
00:33:13,309 --> 00:33:15,141
You can practically tell
who did your circumcision.
681
00:33:15,142 --> 00:33:17,000
Made a right meal of it.
682
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,240
WOMAN: Keep going.
683
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,279
- Hi, Trace. How can I help?
- Oh, Doctor, thank God you're here.
684
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,279
Can you see Room 11 for me?
685
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,759
I'm desperately worried about her.
686
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,159
Quick as you can.
687
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,920
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
688
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,360
(BABY CRIES)
689
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,520
Yeah. Yeah, it was amazing.
690
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:09,159
No, I didn't take a photo!
It's someone else's baby!
691
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,839
Yeah, I know, Mum said
the exact same thing.
692
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,159
Actually, I'm not going to
make it home this weekend,
693
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,919
but, erm... (SHE SPEAKS HINDI)
694
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,559
Mm-hm. Yeah, erm, I
love you, too. OK. Bye.
695
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,919
Bye.
696
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,879
What the hell are you still doing here?
697
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,479
Don't you have a depressing
flat to go back to?
698
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,759
The incident forms are
longer than you think.
699
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,399
Just go home.
700
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,919
I'll do yours when I do mine.
701
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,039
- This is yours.
- Oh, no way!
702
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,559
(ALARM BLARES)
703
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,319
I wouldn't break a sweat.
Non-Reassuring-Tracey's on.
704
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,159
The patient's probably farted.
705
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,880
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
706
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,319
25 weeks. First baby.
707
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,159
Blood pressure's through the roof.
708
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,039
- (SHE SCREAMS)
- Grade one Caesarean section.
709
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,879
Get anaesthetics round to theatres now.
710
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,639
Tell paeds it's a 25-weeker
with placental abruption.
711
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,479
Severe pre-eclampsia.
712
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,519
Turns out I probably
shouldn't have sent her home.
713
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,559
Erika, listen. I'm very
worried about your baby.
714
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,879
Placenta's coming away. I
need to deliver you immediately
715
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,679
to save baby's life.
716
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,599
- It's too early!
- I'm going to perform a Caesarean section.
717
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,960
- Do you understand?
- (SHE SCREAMS)
718
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,519
Do you want your consultant in?
719
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,280
I've got this, thanks, Tracy.
720
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,319
- Is my sister here?
- We've called her, and she'll be here in time
721
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,839
- to say hello to your baby.
- Or goodbye.
722
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,639
Why don't you count down from 20 for me?
723
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,159
20, 19... 18...
724
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,760
Come on.
725
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,679
- Are you happy?
- Ready when you are.
726
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,559
- Adam, have you done a 25-week Caesarean before?
- No.
727
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,120
I've seen one.
728
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,920
Pull. Quick. And retractor in.
729
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,559
Adam?
730
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,359
- MAN: Yeah, chest movement.
- Adam?
731
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,439
- Adam!
- Er, sorry. Swabs, please.
732
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,280
Let's start the suction.
733
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,240
Oh, my God.
734
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,319
Come on. Shit.
735
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,119
Pressures aren't great here.
What's the blood loss like?
736
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,959
Er, it's a litre, a litre-and-a-half.
737
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,079
Can you bleep the on-call haematologist?
738
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,879
I'm going to need some
more blood products.
739
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,600
Find out who's the
anaesthetic consultant.
740
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,560
More swabs.
741
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,839
I-I can't see anything.
It's too thick to stitch.
742
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,519
So much blood. Shit, I can't...
743
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,359
I... I can't get it under...
744
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,799
Fuck!
745
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,959
This is insane. I can't...
I can't see anything. Shit!
746
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,559
- Fuck!
- Adam...
747
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,239
... you can do this.
748
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,800
I can't. I can't do this.
749
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,439
This woman's going to
die, and it's my fault.
750
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,320
Shall we get Mr Lockhart in?
751
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,559
- Yeah. Yeah, please.
- Tracy, will you call Mr Lockhart
752
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,079
and ask him to come in, please?
753
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,050
I called him before you started.
754
00:38:02,051 --> 00:38:03,160
Why did you do that? I...
755
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,160
Thank you.
756
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,760
(HE RETCHES)
757
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,480
I'm really sorry.
758
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,079
It was really busy,
759
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,719
and I genuinely thought
that she was crying wolf.
760
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,799
She was crying severe
early-onset pre-eclampsia,
761
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,519
which you'd have known if you'd
done so much as a blood test.
762
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,119
And then, for some reason,
you attempted an operation
763
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,160
any consultant would struggle with.
764
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,119
Oh, you can buy Tracy a box
of chocolates, by the way,
765
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,760
for calling me in.
766
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,360
- Can I just say... ?
- No!
767
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:39,200
Amend your entry from when you first
saw this patient this afternoon.
768
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,319
Write that you discussed
with me over the phone,
769
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,399
and that I advised you to send her home.
770
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,319
What?
771
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,479
No, you don't have to do that.
772
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,560
Well, you didn't have
to come in tonight.
773
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,800
- I did.
- Yeah, you did.
774
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,719
Hi. Um...
775
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,600
... something to keep you going.
776
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,960
(SLAM)
777
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,400
(PHONE BUZZES)
778
00:41:05,401 --> 00:41:08,862
_
779
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,280
Hi. I'm one of the
obstetric, erm, registrars.
780
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,559
Are you lost?
781
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,599
Erm, I'm looking for...
782
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,639
... baby Van Hegan. The 25-weeker.
783
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,520
Ah! Are you the one who, er... ?
784
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,200
Well, you're not going to knock
over the incubator, are you?
785
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,880
Bed 5.
786
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,119
I'm really sorry.
787
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:44,040
I was... really tired, and
I just wanted to get home.
788
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,480
And... this place is insane.
789
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,639
And...
790
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,159
... I fucked up.
791
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,359
I mucked up.
792
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,639
Sorry.
793
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,400
I tried my best.
794
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,000
WHISPERS: Just promise me
you'll have a normal head scan.
795
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,960
Enjoy your last night of pussy.
796
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,800
♪ I've been workin', baby ♪
797
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,120
♪ For too long now ♪
798
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,200
♪ Just wanna get next to you, boy ♪
799
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,200
♪ I've been searchin', baby ♪
800
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,520
♪ A way to tell you how ♪
801
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,600
♪ Gotta get through to you, boy ♪
802
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:29,479
♪ Never said it was sunshine ♪
803
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,559
♪ But you took it all of the time ♪
804
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:36,559
♪ Never said it was sunshine ♪
805
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,520
♪ But you took it all of the time ♪
806
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,400
♪ All of the time ♪
807
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,560
♪ All of the time ♪
808
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,879
♪ All of the time ♪
809
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,440
♪ You took it all of the time ♪
810
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,839
♪ There's no escaping now ♪
811
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,880
♪ Let me show you how ♪
812
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,920
♪ What it feels to be true ♪
813
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,480
♪ I've been workin', baby ♪
814
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,760
♪ For too long now ♪
815
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,640
♪ Just wanna get next to you, boy ♪
816
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,760
♪ I've been searchin', baby ♪
817
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,720
♪ A way to tell you how ♪
818
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:18,280
♪ Gotta get through to you, boy. ♪
819
00:46:18,281 --> 00:46:23,281
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