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Mm. Drive safe.

I'm here to do the UFO tour.

Hugo is my dad.

I'm pretty sure I know who's got me.

They are called the Azyarn species.

Tell me you found him

more importantly, the money.

Somebody has to know something. It's a tiny town.

- Aah!

Eat the pie and I'll tell you where Hugo is.

Wait! Hugo!

Shit!

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

♪ Every hand that you shake

♪ And all the deals that you make

♪ Every smile that you fake

♪ And your polite conversation

♪ Every friend that you treated like a stepping stone... ♪

♪ Yes, they come and they go... ♪

Hey!

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!

Hey!

Hey. Hi. Uh, sorry. Thank you for stopping.

Uh, could... could I trouble you for... for some water?

- Just I'm parched. - Oh, yeah.

Jesus.

Are you... OK?

Mm!

Uh, yeah. Oh, th... Mm.

Somebody, uh, hit me in the head with a shovel.

Oh, my God, OK. You need a hospital.

- Oh, no. No hospitals, no. - You might have a concussion.

No, I... I'm fine.

Honestly, I'm... I'm fine. I am.

I-I-I just need a... a... a ride into town, if that's OK,

uh, kind stranger?

- Cassie. - Cassie! Great to meet you.

Are you gonna tell me your name

or are you some sort of serial killer?

Uh, no. Sorry. Andy.

Not a serial killer,

even though that's what a serial killer would... would say.

OK, Andy.

So, this is nice. Do you... Do you...

Do you live in your car?

Hah! I wish.

It'd be much better than what I'm actually doing,

which is moving home to live with my mother.

Oh! Fun.

I also sell beauty products.

Quite a catch, aren't I?

Do you wanna buy some? Looks like you could use it.

Yeah, you know what? My skin does feel a little dry.

Hop in.

Oh, thank you, really.

That's all you needed to know I'm not a serial killer, huh?

Oh, it's fine.

I wouldn't have let you in

if I didn't think I could take you.

- It's kind of my policy. - Ah.

So, what town are we talking, Andy?

Uh, Bidgeegud.

Bidgee. Not that little shithole off the highway?

You've... you've been there?

It used to be on the highway

until they moved the highway,

and now it's just a dying little shithole

that no-one ever visits, except you, apparently.

It's where my father lives.

Oh.

So, what did you do to get hit with a shovel?

- Is it drugs? - UFOs.

UFOs. OK. That's different.

No. Up there.

This must be it.

What?

Do you mind? I just want to check it out.

Mm-hm.

I've heard about this place.

Some weirdo brings tourists up here

and makes up crazy stories about UFOs.

Yeah, that weirdo would be my father.

Oh. Sorry.

Don't be.

This is cool.

Ow! Argh!

- Yeah, watch out for termites.

How are you this accident-prone?

How is it that everything here bites?!

- Argh!

- Well, thank you for the ride.

Oh, it's all good. Is there anything else I can do?

No, no, no. You've done plenty. I appreciate it.

Oh, uh, actually,

could... could... could you maybe not mention to anybody

that you saw me?

Why not?

I'm just... a private person.

Good luck with, uh... uh, this situation.

Honey, I called three times.

Why didn't you pick up? Is everything OK?

I thought something had happened.

- Mum, I was driving. I'm fine. - OK.

- Yeah, something's come up. - What's come up?

- I'll be home in a day or so. - Why? What's going on?

- Just work stuff. - With the beauty range?

Nah, not that. Something else.

Are you in trouble again? Because remember last...

Mum, remember what we talked about? Boundaries. Yeah.

Yes, I remember that, but, Cassie, I've got boundaries too.

- Mum, look, I've gotta go. - Call me back.

Yeah, I'll call you later.

Morning!

Uh, morning.

Sorry, are... are you filming me?

No.

Sudoku.

Uh-huh.

Jeez, you're pale, aren't ya?

Shit.

Not again.

I could take all day to decide.

Ah, shit.

Uh...

If you were me, what would you get?

I don't know. Roo?

Yeah.

Yeah. OK, uh, which one's the, uh, plain?

There.

Yeah, OK, I'll grab one of those, yeah.

So, same as always, then?

Yeah.

There you go.

Audrey, do you, um, like, fuckin'...

Would you ever wanna, if I...

You know, if I just hit you up, wanna...

'Cause, you know, obviously

we've been fuckin' hanging around with mates...

- I've got a customer waiting. - Yeah, see you later.

Sorry about that. What can I get ya?

Uh, I was just wondering, actually,

if you can still buy fuel around here or...

Oh, yeah, nobody's sold fuel here for years.

Nearest servo is back at Coolawah

about 100 kays away.

OK, no worries. Thanks.

How about a pie?

Oh. Is this a bakery or a Chinese restaurant?

It's both, yeah. Fusion.

Yeah, so, if you're feeling adventurous,

I've got a Mongolian roo, beef and black bean,

sweet-and-sour camel, all homemade.

Oh, I'm vegetarian.

Yeah, no problem. Got a chicken and Chinese broccoli.

Perfect.

- How much is that? - Six bucks.

Six bucks. OK.

- Too easy. - Yes.

Everything alright?

Oh, yeah, just in a bit of a daze today.

Thought you might want some sauce.

Thank you.

I don't know whose severed foot it was, Dom.

I don't mean to be insensitive,

but if your dad's dead, we need to know.

I'm really exposed here.

What if a placement comes through?

You're not around.

That's not gonna happen!

The next placement isn't due

for at least a week.

Or maybe we could

just tell the client?

What?! No, we're not telling the client.

Look, it could buy us some time.

Dom...

Shit. Hold on a second.

- Uh, who is it? - It's me, Cassie.

- Who's Cassie? - Nobody.

Why didn't you tell me your dad was missing?

- Dom, I'm gonna call you back. - No! No, no! Don't g...

You'll never guess what I found.

What are you still doing here?

Well, I was at the Chinese restaurant fusion pie place...

Run by a white lady. Yeah, it feels problematic.

She sells me a pie, I go to my car

and there it is in her ute.

- What? - A shovel.

A shovel?

The shovel. Probably.

Right? I mean, maybe.

The one that hit you in the face!

Oh, right! Yes, of course.

I mean, how many people own shovels?

You know, the chances that you stumbled across the exact one

that hit me in the face must be, what, uh...

This one had blood on it.

What?!

Why didn't you lead with that?

"I found a shovel with blood on it,"

is a lot more specific than.

"I found a shovel."

I was excited and I wanted to tell you

that I found a clue.

Sorry for missing out a minor detail.

A huge detail! The most important detail.

- What is your problem? - Me?

You're the one busting into my room with crazy theories

when I told you I'm a private person.

Crazy? I'm doing you a favour.

How do you even know there was blood on the shovel?

- Did you get a good look at it? - Sorta.

But it's worth looking into, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, thank you so much.

I appreciate it and I will be sure to check it out.

You know what? You don't deserve help.

Or this pie that I got ya.

Who puts meat in pies?! They're for dessert.

- Oh! - Oh!

Fuck!

- Cassie? - What'd you do that for?!

Sorry. I-I thought you were... Are you, uh...

Let me... Let me get you some ice.

- There's a freezer in here. - It's fine. I don't need ice.

Oh, good.

You didn't hit me that hard, actually.

Well, I pulled back when I saw... Doesn't matter.

- What are you doing here? - Same thing as you, I guess.

- Looking for the shovel. - Well, I haven't found a shovel.

Yeah, well, she's obviously hidden it.

But I think that's my dad's hat.

- Crazy theories, huh?

Oh, my God.

Do you think her hitting you with a shovel

and your dad's disappearance are related?

Shh, quiet.

Oh, yep.

♪ Have you ever felt... ♪

- ♪ How far a heart can fall?

♪ Have you ever stayed up waiting... ♪

Oh, my God.

She's gonna get rid of the body by baking him into her pies.

It's so evil, yet genius.

Like that woman, Katherine Knight.

She chopped up her husband and fed him to her kids.

Sorry.

Sorry, I know that's your dad.

- It's just... - Please stop... talking.

OK.

♪ Times to laugh

♪ And times you really wanna cry

♪ Finding reasons to believe her

♪ 'Cause you'd die a little if she lied

♪ And when in times of doubt

♪ Have you ever tried to work it out?

♪ Leaves you wondering

♪ What it's all about

♪ And when she's far away... ♪

Alright.

What do we do?

We can't get to the door without her seeing us, so...

Maybe we could hit her in the face with a pan or something?

I could do it.

I wasn't hitting you with my full...

♪ Have you ever been in love? ♪

♪ Times to laugh

♪ And times you really want to cry

♪ Finding reasons to believe her

♪ 'Cause you'd die a little... ♪

Great.

We are now officially locked in the psycho pie lady's freezer.

♪ And when in times of doubt... ♪

♪ Have you ever tried to work it out?

♪ But still she leaves you wondering

♪ What it's all about

♪ And when the night comes down

♪ Can you call this house a home?

♪ Do you dream you're still together... ♪

Hey, this is Andy.

I can't come to the phone right now,

so leave a message and have a great day.

Andy, look, you need to give me a call back, man.

You need to pick up the phone, alright?

We need to figure out a plan B

or sooner or later, they're gonna notice.

- Call me back.

Mr Biggles!

Mr Biggles!

OK.

She's gone.

- You're gonna hurt yourself.

Doing this is keeping me warm.

If only I could just.

force the latch.

Argh.

Fine. You don't wanna listen to me, don't listen to me.

Listening to you is what got us trapped in here

in the first place.

- Excuse me? - Look, I'm not blaming you.

I did the listening, so I guess that makes me the idiot.

- Yeah, you are. - I mean, I don't even know you.

You don't know anyone, but as far as I can tell,

I'm the only one helping you.

Yeah, why is that?

What?

You just pick up stray dogs for no reason?

Would you prefer it if I'd left you by the roadside?

No, but now you're breaking and entering

to help somebody you just met.

It seems... calculated.

Is everyone this paranoid where you come from?

I'm just trying to figure out what your angle is.

- I don't have an angle. - Oh, yeah?

So, you're just an amazing person?

I am an amazing person, unlike everybody else in this town

who are only in it for the reward.

Ah! So, you do know about the reward!

Everybody knows about the reward.

You plastered it all over town, you boofhead.

Why does everybody take the whole thing?

You're supposed to pull the

5,000 bucks is a lot of money to some people.

It's enough for a few months' rent

so I don't have to move in with my mum.

I thought if I could help you find the shovel

that led to finding your dad, then maybe...

So, why didn't you just say that?

Because without evidence, it's all talk, right?

Is that in US dollars, by the way?

OK, first of all, there seems to be

a major misconception in this country about how rewards work.

But, seriously, if I help you find your dad,

you'll pay me the 5,000, right?

Fine.

5,000 dingo dollars

or whatever you people call your silly play money.

OK, deal.

That's if we even get out of here.

Oh. I've got that covered, actually.

Our ticket to freedom.

And the noise she makes when she eats,

it's like dining with a camel.

It's, like...

Oh, my God!

Anyway, um, what about your mum?

She passed away a year ago.

Oh, I'm sorry.

So, how long has it been since you've seen your dad, then?

I was, uh, nine when he left home.

Holy shit! Then he went missing and now this.

That's really sad.

He's been missing my whole life.

The only difference now is I actually need him for once.

What do you need him for?

- You ask a lot of questions. - I'm just making conversation.

Come on, come on, come on.

Freedom.

Oh, my God.

- What? - I'm sorry.

Did you wanna say a few words about...?

What? No, no. I am doing my best not to think about this.

- Can we please just go? - Yes.

- Jesus. - Sorry.

Looks like you uncovered my little secret.

♪ I've been carried away

♪ Into the breach, into the fire

♪ I've been carried away

♪ Into the breach, into the fire

♪ Into the chrysalis

♪ Into the chrysalis

♪ Into the breach, into the fire

♪ Into the chrysalis... ♪