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(♪ Love As A Weapon ♪ by Little Scream)

♪ I was thinking about how I felt ♪

♪ When you fooled my heart again ♪

♪ When your love's not a shelter ♪

♪ And you get caught in the rain ♪

- No! I'm keeping those with me!

- But you haven't skied in five years.

- I'm keeping them.

- If you keep everything,

it defeats the purpose of making space.

- I'm not doing this.

I'm not putting my stuff in storage.

I'm keeping it with me!

- But it doesn't fit in my apartment.

- Like, there's barely room to move around.

- It's not my fault your apartment is so small.

- At least I have an apartment.

- Those storage lockers are too depressing.

They're just empty, dark, concrete closets.

- Because they're storage lockers.

- Couldn't we find a unit with windows?

Or if there's no windows,

maybe some hardwood floors and some pot lights?

- You just described an apartment.

- Yes. That's what I want.

An apartment for my cherished belongings.

- Look...

Okay. How about after we drop all of this off,

as a treat, we go to the farmers' market?

(chuckling)

- I can wear this visor.

It's perfect for a day at the market.

- I-I may not know fashion, but I know that's wrong.

It's very bad.

- It is all the rage in Paris! - Take it off!

- Excuse me! - It's very bad.

It's an ugly visor. - It's a beautiful visor.

- I'm helping you. - It is very trendy!

- No. - Why are you so strong?

You're such a tiny little person!

- I know.

- That was nice.

At least we got groceries out of the way.

- I wouldn't call that groceries.

It's an outing in the park where you can buy

a pint of wild blueberries for $12.

- I thought you liked farmers' markets.

- They take half the day, it costs five times the money,

and we still have to go to the grocery store to get

what we actually need. - Is this about your taxes?

- I don't want to talk about it.

- Oh, my Gosh. Your baby is so cute!

He's so beautiful!

I love him. Hi! I wuv you.

You're so cute! I love you so much.

I wuv you so much! I just want to squeeze

your little face! I just want to smush you up!

I just want to scrunch you up!

(high-pitched growling)

I just want to eat you your little lips.

I just want to...

- I'm sorry. She's ovulating.

- I'm losing hope.

Will it ever happen for us? I want one so badly!

I need one! I mean, look at him! He's so cute!

(cracking)

Ow! Ah...

- Did you just crack your own tooth?

- Mmm. Mm-hmm.

I want a baby so much I cwacked my own tooth.

What is wrong with me?

We have nothing. No house, no baby.

(tape stretching)

What are you doing?

- It is time to turn our frowns upside down.

I made us a vision board.

- It's beautiful.

- Okay.

My assistants filled me in.

A little joyful crack, huh? (chuckling)

It happens.

- This actually happens?

I mean, she just got so excited

that she gritted too hard? - Oh, yeah, all the time.

Kittens, puppies, babies.

The good news is, it's fixable.

And we also found a little cavity,

so we'll fill that while we're at it.

Alright. Has that freezing taken hold?

- Yeah...

- So we'll just do a little bond and fill.

I'll be right back.

- He's beautiful!

- I manifested him for you.

- You totally did!

- Um... I saw that you don't have any insurance.

- I'm fweewance. - Is that a problem?

- No, no, of course not. I'll set you up

with our friends and family discount.

Um... Did you cut up our brochure?

- This... is a thank you card.

Because you are the nicest dentist we've ever met.

- Oh...

Wow.

(chuckling)

(chuckling tearfully)

Uh, yeah, um...

I am, honestly, I'm just...

I'm so touched.

Dentists get a pretty bad rap

so it means a lot to me. I love it.

- Are those drawings by your kid?

- Oh, I wish. These are patients of mine.

- You don't have any kid?

- Sadly, no. Um...

I'm from a really big family.

And I always thought that I'd be a father by now,

but... my partner Nico and I,

we were on the cusp of conceiving

with a friend of ours, but they changed

their minds at the last minute.

(exhaling)

(whispering): I manifested him for us!

- You totally did!

- Sorry, did you say something?

(phone ringing)

- Baby Daddy! (excited whispering)

(laughing)

- What?

- Nothing. - Nothing.

- Okay.

You know, it may be funny to you

that we were hoping to be parents in our own way,

but it's been a real struggle.

- Oh, my God. We're not laughing at you.

- No, no. We happy!

- I don't understand.

- Anna cracked her tooth over a toddler.

We end up here. - It fay!

- Are you calling me fey? - No! It fay!

- Fate, She's saying, "fate."

You want babies, we want babies.

(gasps)

- You think it cwazy?

- I'll translate. - I got it.

And yeah, a little.

But...

- But...?

- You'd have to meet Nico.

- Of course!

- And we'd really have to figure things out, okay?

- But... - Yeth?

- You both have really nice teeth.

(laughing)

- Celebratory $12 blueberries?

- Uh... - Right.

You can't chew.

I'll blend them.

Celebratory smoothie? - Yeth!

Dream make come twue after all.

- See? I told you.

(tense music)

Oh, no...

- What is it?

- We're being evicted.

Renovicted.

- You mean, we have nowhere to live?

Not even this tiny 'partment?

- I mean...

I guess we could always live in your storage locker.

- Not funny.

(soft music)

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