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(jazz music)

- So he says to me, he goes, "Well, if we were

gonna get this high, we may as well have

just stayed in the car." (laughing)

And that is why

I stopped flying private charters.

- That's hilarious.

You are so funny.

(laughing)

- This has been an amazing evening.

- And yet, all good things must end.

- Oh, the poet. She speaks.

- Rosa writes beautiful poetry.

- I can tell just from that line.

- That wasn't a poem. It's a saying.

- Oh, you two.

I was so close

to giving up on my dream of a family.

And then...

To meet these incredible women,

one a poet.

A poet?

And a fashion designer.

- Anna's a stylist.

- Which is sort of close to fashion designer.

- We can do this.

We can co-parent.

- I feel that, too. And it is so refreshing

just to have it all out there on the table.

- Can I be honest? This wine is just...

(grunts) Come back to my house.

You're going to love it. I've got a vintage

that I've been waiting for a special occasion to open.

- That would be... - A little fast.

We don't usually do that on our first meeting.

- We don't usually have such good first meetings.

- It's settled.

- Oh, we're happy to contribute.

- Oh. Absolutely not.

I got this.

(rhythmic music)

It's good, isn't it?

- Mmm.

- Eat this. - Oh! Oh, oh...

I don't eat dairy.

- Are you vegan?

- Why does everyone always think I'm vegan?

Do I look vegan? I mean, I wish I was.

From an ethical perspective, but mostly,

dairy's just super hard for me to digest.

- Lactose intolerant.

Are you Jewish?

- Yeah. My father.

- Called it.

And your mother?

- South American. Chilean.

- I love that.

It's a perfect mix.

White but with a dash of that mixed spice.

- Your bathroom is unbelievable.

Is that a steam shower in there?

- Guilty. (chuckling)

Now this one's pure apple pie.

(gasps) - I love apple pie.

(chuckling) Is that cheese?

- Oh, Anna, Anna... Show me this amazing bathroom.

- It's just up the stairs and down the hall.

- Show me! You know I have a bad sense of direction.

- Well, that's the South American in you.

- Ha!

- What are you doing? I already peed.

- He is terrible.

- What are you talking about? He's amazing.

Look at this bathtub.

- Oh, God. It's happening.

We have to leave. We have to leave.

- We just got here.

- Look at me! Stop looking at the bathtub.

Look at me! Look at me! - I bet we can both fit in here.

Come, come in.

I bet he could fit in here with us.

- But we'll never do that.

- I think we're really hitting it off.

- He hasn't listened to a word you've said.

He thinks you're a fashion designer.

- It's so inspirational of him.

Ow! What the heck? - This is what you do.

You get so excited about who you think they might be

that you become totally blind to who they really are.

The point of you and me having a family together

is you not doing that anymore.

- The second you think someone could be a capitalist,

you totally dismiss them. - I'm dismissing him

because he's sexist with a hint

of white nationalism. He doesn't listen,

he probably has a whole other family in Tulsa.

- Why Tulsa?

- Anna... He is not our person.

This is not our bathtub. We have to go.

- How about you go? And I stay.

- Are you serious?

(heavy bass music)

(chuckling)

(sighs) - This is nice.

A moment alone.

(chuckling)

- Your shirt is undone.

- Captain Obvious.

(laughing)

I love that. My son says it.

- You, have a son?

- Yeah.

From a previous...

Before.

I really screwed that up.

What is life...

with no regret?

To second chances.

(glasses clink)

I am so into the two of you raising our kid.

You would carry though, right?

- We both would.

The hope is we get pregnant at the same time.

- Hmm.

Rosa is cool, but she's already pretty mixed.

- What does that have to do with anything?

- Just that adding another genetic line

in that cocktail might seem a little reckless.

A mutt is cute if you're a dog, but...

What the hell?! This couch is custom!

- Go back to Tulsa, dickhead!

- Why Tulsa?

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.

No, my couch!

(breathing heavily)

- That didn't take long.

- You waited?

- Like I would ever leave you alone

with a guy like him.

- What is wrong with me...

(sighs)

Men make me awful.

I become awful. How are you still my friend?

- The 80-20 rule.

You're like 80% awesome,

and you don't judge me for being bad with money

and not paying my taxes. - No, I do.

I judge you for it.

But I love you more than I judge you.

- Love wins.

Let's go.

- You've dated some losers, too, you know?

- Oh, I know.

- Cheap Charlie. - Oh.

- Moody Max.

Self-righteous Sylvia.

- Oh, yeah!

Thought it'd be easier with a woman.

- It was not.

- That guy tonight, though. - Oh...

- Could be the worst.

- But that house...

- Oh, c'mon! That bathroom was ridiculous.

In tiny house terms, it was basically a mansion.

An entire family, including grandparents,

could have lived in there.

- I'm gonna end up living in a tiny house

with you, aren't I?

- You're thinking about it all wrong!

It's not just a tiny house,

it's a revolución!

(laughing)

(rhythmic music)

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