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The following program contains
strong language, adult humour,
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and scenes that some viewers may
find distressing.
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This has to be the best
halloumi sandwich I've ever tasted.
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Enough with the halloumi.
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You didn't even know what it
was until yesterday.
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Called it squeaky squares.
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OK, This isn't Glastonbury,
you've got a job to do.
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Connecting with the community.
You two are the face of the service.
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Ooh. 'Face of the service'.
I like that job.
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Takes balls, to admit I'm the best.
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You know where my best
paramedics are, Maleek?
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Out there, in ambulances.
Yeah well. Team effort, innit?
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A smiley face on a
balloon could do this.
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Just try and make us look better
than the filth and the hose muppets.
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It's alright Jo, these people
round here, they know me.
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They look up to me.
Oi, oi!
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You having a threesome
with a sex doll? Pair of perverts.
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I don't even need a sex doll,
'Cause I've got your mother.
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Yeah. And your gran!
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Woah. What? No. Never the grans.
What the hell?
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That's disgusting.
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Oh my god.
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Maleek?
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Oh. Yo.
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Yasmine. Yes.
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I thought it was you.
Ten points for you, innit.
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You look well.
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I am. Yes.
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How do you two know each other?
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It's complicated.
School.
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She's kind of my ex.
Oh yeah! I forgot we went out.
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As if you forgot year eight.
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Anthony, maybe you'd like to be a
paramedic like Maleek when
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you're older, eh?
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As if. This guy looks like some
green paedo.
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Wow. Manners. You know, me and
your mum, we go way back, bro.
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Me and your mum go way back.
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Anthony, how would you like to see
what a mangled leg looks like?
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You actually trained Jo?
Oh yeah.
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And now she's your boss?
How does that make you feel?
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The way I see it,
Jo's success is my success.
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But it's not really, is it?
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She's got the power, the respect.
And you've got...
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...what?
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The warm fuzzy feeling that I put
her on the path to great things.
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And what path are you on?
The Gary path. I guess.
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I don't want you to take this the
wrong way, but
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I don't have time for the Gary path.
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And if I did I wouldn't step on it,
cause it's old, it's crumbling,
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and it doesn't go anywhere.
I need responsibility.
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I need cat ones, I need the chance
to shine, and I don't need
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a choccy biccy break
every five minutes
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You're on.
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Cleaning up! Let's hunt injury.
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How come you've been away so long?
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We moved away, me and
Anthony's dad.
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You remember Jayden?
Jayden from school? He was a legend!
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He's a dick head.
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Turned out he was cheating with four
other girls at the same time.
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Fantasy.
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Why do I always go for
the bad boys, eh?
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Can we go fire engine now?
This is so dry.
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No, I've got to get to work.
Jayden's meant to have him but
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can't, because there's new
maps on Call of Duty.
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Oh there's new maps?
Oh it's a big day.
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We can look after Anthony.
We're here all day anyway.
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What?
Really? That'd be amazing.
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Let me just get his stuff.
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What are you doing? Does this
look like daddy day care?
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If you're in with the kid,
you're in with the mum.
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I'm setting you up with Yasmine.
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You only get one chance with Maleek.
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You can't close the door on love.
Look at me!
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I've just been chatted up
by a fireman!
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Fireman? They chat up everyone. Just
sit round watching porn all day.
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Thank you so much.
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Okay. Yeah, it's okay. Just
saving the day as usual.
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Shall I give you my number?
For emergencies?
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You gonna give me the real one
this time?
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Still funny.
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Okay.
Okay. See you later.
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Bye!
...ten, eleven! Wow.
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(RADIO) 50's male with chest pains.
Do you have the location?
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I'm just checking it now.
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Just press that one over there!
(RADIO CONTINUES)
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When we used to have it on a pad it
was so much easier,
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you just have a pad.
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He's not responding.
He's arrested. Darrell,
give me a beat.
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♪ I'll be riding shotgun,
underneath the hot sun,
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♪ Feeling like a someone
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♪ I'll be riding shotgun... #
Shit.
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Ben and Jerry got here first.
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♪ Feeling like a someone-
# Someone
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♪ Someone ♪
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God they’re good.
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Can you get their dicks out of your
mouth for a second, please?
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We need to take
the lead on these,
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we’re not Darrell and Darryl’s
back-up dancers.
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Where you gonna be Darryl?
# I'll be riding shotgun ♪
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£14? You gave my colleague a free
one just for being a paramedic.
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No, I gave her one
because she was nice.
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Plus you've had every sauce.
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Of course I've had every sauce,
it's dry cheese.
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See, we used to get so much free
stuff back in the lockdown days.
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These dusty people forget
who saved them.
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Hey, did your mum give you
your lunch money?
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I'll give it back to you man!
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Come on, give me the money, man.
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So, when I said what are you in
to I meant more like music.
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What even is step porn?
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Sort of pretend incest. Step
families. It's all above board.
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Right.
So that drink?
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Okay, you need to elevate the arm to
stop the bleeding. Yes?
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Right. Next bit's crucial-
(RADIO BEEPS)
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358 Lima Charlie.
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(HANGS UP)
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(PANICKED) Lawrence?
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(CALMLY) Hi.
358 Lima Charlie.
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Don’t have to call me that. Just Jo.
Or mate. What’s up?
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We’ve got a purple plus here. I’ll
be off ‘til the coroner shows.
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My guess it was suicide.
Suicide? Okay. What happened?
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Oh, no. You talked to him?
Seemed interested at first!
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Then I got onto craft beers,
and, yeah.
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‘Oh no. Lawrence is so boring I’m
going to kill myself’.
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Ha. Seriously though, looks like
sleeping pills. Poor guy.
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Of course, tragic.
Thoughts and prayers.
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I’ll be stuck here for hours.
Stuck?
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Do you need help?
I could whizz round.
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Um. No, all good.
Good?
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Good. Good actually. Stuck with a
big fanny like you all day,
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Might get the sleeping pills
out myself.
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L- Not really Lawrence! I could
listen to you for hours.
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You are really interesting-
See you later!
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See? This is all your fault! I can't
impress stuck at this dry depot.
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You know what kids find impressive?
What?
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Unboxing. Why don’t you unbox
something?
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I’m not taking advice from you.
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I know what boys like,
I do have a son.
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No you don’t. Stop gassing!
Yes I do. Spencer.
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Why have you never told me about
this Spencer?
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I’ve talked about him loads. You
just don’t listen to me.
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Wendy, if you want me to listen,
you have to engage me.
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It’s not every day pingu ‘meh meh
meh, blah blah.’
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(MAKES MOCKING PINGU NOISES)
Whenever you go up North...
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Pingu?
Ugh, whatever.
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I need to show this kid
my sick skills.
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D'you know what? Fuck it. Oi! Come.
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We’re hitting the roads.
Put your seatbelt on.
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You coming?
Yeah, I'd quite like to get away
from the firemen.
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Darrell! I know this is
cringe-orama but
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you and Darryl are like hashtag
paramedic goals.
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I totally Stan you guys.
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Kareshma that means so much.
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Yeah. It must be so intense, working
together and living together.
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If we didn't live together,
I'd hardly see him.
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You know? Just work, weekends and
holidays. Christmas day. Easter.
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I feel like I'm failing her, and
it's affecting my mood at home.
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Trish has picked up on it.
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The other day, I told the
Amazon guy to-
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...eff his mother.
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My Darrell? Exactly the same when he
started. He was wild.
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Big temper, I used to call him
Hurricane Darrell.
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How did you turn him round?
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We did a lot of yoga,
and cut out dairy.
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But I bet it’s hard to keep it from
going stale.
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I know Darryl’s got his worries.
What?
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What's he said?
Oh. Was that mean to be a secret?
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He thinks we’re stale?
Forget it.
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I've said too much. Sorry, I don’t
want to make things even worse.
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Why would he say that?
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The mad thing is, I don't even know
that Amazon guy.
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Or his mother.
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I'll see you later.
It was nice meeting you.
What station are you from?
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South Hill, same as
you... It's Gary?
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We've worked together for years.
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Here's your Fanta.
Better drink it up quick.
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Wouldn't want it going stale.
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See Ant? This is what
the job's all about.
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Out on the road. Playin by your own
rules. Being your own boss!
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Cool.
Well. Jo's our boss.
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Yeah technically. But Jo ain't
here, is she?
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And there are actually
quite strict rules.
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Maybe for you, cause
you're a shook head.
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Basically we have to go
wherever the doo-dar sends us.
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Excuse me. Can you stop undermining
me with the kid.
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Sorry. I didn't realize I
was cock blocking you.
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Woah. Look.
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First of all, that's not what
cock blocking is.
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Secondly, don't say you're cock
blocking me with a ten year old.
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That's disgusting.
(RADIO BEEPS)
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Ooh, we've got a call. Cat 1.
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Choking.
Shotgun. I'm dealing with it.
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It's all me.
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Gonna do a little Heimlich.
Little Heimlich ting.
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Get the blues.
Move!
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(LOUD KNOCKING)
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Police! Get on the floor!
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Had you going. You
piss yourself? Gross.
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What are you doing here?
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New protocol, there has to be two
people here to write up a body.
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Didn't know about that.
Because it's new!
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Right.
Don't get up.
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Come on! Humour's important in this
game and that was quite funny.
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No?
Poor bloke.
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He must've been so alone.
No sign of his dog any more.
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I know that feeling. You lose your
soul mate,
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and you can't replace them.
There's always Battersea?
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I meant Karen.
Come on, positivity, please!
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Sorry, you're right.
Positive attitude.
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Maybe the dog didn't die.
Yes. Exactly.
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I'll put the kettle on.
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Maybe he ran away and was adopted by
a kind family, and you know, they
live in the countryside- (THUMP)
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and he's scampering
through the meadows.
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Yeah. Found the dog.
Yeah, it's dead.
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...chasing rabbits.
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It's a real mess.
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All bloated up, big balloon.
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Like a big, hairy space hopper.
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Let's do this thing. Hang on!
I'm coming!
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It's number 76 not 74.
Help is here!
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Who woke the baby?
Who the fuck are you!?
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Why are you doing coming through
my house!?
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Oi! Wait for me for the cool
stuff. I shotgunned.
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I finally get her
down and you run in, you fat prick!
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It's lodged in there, we'll have to
perform abdominal thrusts, alright?
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If you could just hold on ever so
slightly for my colleague. Okay?
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Your house smells like shit. I'm
calling the RSPCA.
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So was it a sandwich-
No-
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Your neighbour's a dickhead. Hello!
Hey mate.
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Right look, we're just gonna
get you up, yeah?
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Everything's gonna be alright, okay?
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Just gonna... here, let's, get my
good side.
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(GASPS)
There you go! You alright?
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Took your time you--
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Probably best to concentrate on
getting your breath back, lovey.
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Yeah, be grateful.
I'll put it back in there.
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Bow! Show it to your mum. Bow! Bow!
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-and if you think we're losing the
magic, I'd like to hear it from you.
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00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,560
I thought we talked about
our problems.
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00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,480
Alright, calm down.
I'm sensing Hurricane Darrell.
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00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,440
Just relax.
Maybe Kareshma was right about us.
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00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,800
Oh. You take our problems to
Kareshma now?
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00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,800
So we do have problems! He admits
it!
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00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,360
Well let's call Kareshma
and find out.
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Let's call her,
see what issues we have.
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00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,120
Yeah, let's call Kareshma!
Let's give her a buzz!
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'Oh hey Kareshma, have we got
problems? Yeah, exactly! Yes we do!'
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I'm telling you, I'm trying.
I don't know if you
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want to dance with me anymore.
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That's the dog binned. I went
general waste, instead of food.
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Just. Felt more respectful.
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Lot of board games for
a man on his own.
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Ooh, he's got Jenga.
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00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,960
Chess for legends, get in!
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00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,320
Now, this'll cheer you the eff up.
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00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,520
Jenga? It's a little bit
inappropriate, isn't it?
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If he'd been crushed under a tower
of wooden blocks, maybe.
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Come on, you melt.
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00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,360
Who thinks Lawrence
should play Jenga?
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(HIGH PITCHED) I do!
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Two against one.
Come on Lawrence.
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Yo, I thought my man
was gonna be KO'd!
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Bruv, he was, until
Black Panther stepped in.
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00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:20,800
Aight listen, heroes need fuel. Two
Twixes for me, Calippo for Wendy.
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Wendy, give him some money.
Yeah, but bring me the change.
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Yep.
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I like him, man.
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I can see the three of you
together. A ready made family.
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Yeah. Big poppa bear, sexy Yasmine
bear and little baby bear.
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And me, Goldilocks.
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00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,280
You're not hanging out
with me and Yasmine.
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00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,920
You already ducked out on
one family.
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00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,040
Excuse me,
I didn't duck out on them.
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We mutually decided to
explore new things.
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Yeah, you're exploring firemen and
they're exploring being ducked out.
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Mighty! Let me get my chocolate.
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Thank you, Anthony.
Let's roll.
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(RADIO) 451 Papa Kilo. You're up.
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Ooh nice, we've got a burn
at a barbecue.
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00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,200
Might get a free hotdog.
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00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,200
Typical. And I've spent fourteen
quid on a rasclart wrap.
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00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,000
Woah. You mean I spent.
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00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,560
Big man, what part of I.O.U.
don't you understand?
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Eat your Twix.
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(RADIO)
451 Papa Kilo. Caller failing to
respond. Could be a time waster.
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Let me come with you.
Nah, man.
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Don't worry, I'm not
Jayden, I will come back.
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00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,360
You don't need to watch me run a
finger under a cold tap.
That's dead.
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You stay here and check
in with your mum.
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Tell her what a fab time
you're having.
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Yeah, tell her I saved that guy.
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Use that gun finger emoji
when you text her.
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Aaaarrrggghhhh!
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I've never seen that before.
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Nope.
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The way his skin melted-
Yes, Wendy, I remember.
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Antony's not said anything
for a while.
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He's alright.
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Aren't you lil man?
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And the crumpled underdog steps up
to make his move.
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00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,560
That's quite off-putting.
I don't know whether you're
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aware of the rules of Jenga, but
that's. That's a no-no.
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00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,640
Okay! And...
Okay.
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He's made a choice.
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And slowly he moves in, with
all the consumate precision
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of a Jenga master,
without even looking,
its never been attempted before.
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He selects the piece and pulls it
from the tower,
which is still standing!
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00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,480
Oh yes.
The crowd go wild!
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All except one, who seems to be
in shock.
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There he is.
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About time you moody bastard!
Ah. You got me.
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You've got me, Lawrence.
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It is, I think, your move.
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00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,080
Or is it your move?
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00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,200
No, because I just won,
so it's your move.
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00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,480
(THROAT CLEARING)
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00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,200
Thanks for coming lads.
Here's your purple plus.
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00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,960
Overdose, looks like it might be
prodoxamol but I'll leave it to you.
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00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,960
Prodoxamol.
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00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,480
You talking to me or you new best
friend Kareshma?
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Every day Kareshma this,
Kareshma that.
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00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,840
Hey, hey. Stop it. I hate to see
you guys like this.
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00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:34,840
Look, it's the last thing I want to
do, but if you guys need a
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00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,240
break from each other, we can always
re-partner?
325
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,520
Leave Darrell?
Leave Darryl?
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00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,920
I wouldn't want your
friendship to suffer.
327
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,240
I don't know.
Maybe she's got a point.
328
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,240
And you'd be happy to swap?
For you two?
329
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,240
Of course.
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00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,200
Gary?
331
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,400
Well yes but- I mean,
332
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,320
you two are inspirational.
333
00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:00,680
The way you work together, you're
like a well-oiled machine.
334
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,960
And machines break so-
335
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:06,280
And the way you pick each other up
time after time,
336
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:11,400
I mean you two, you have something
we lesser mortals can only dream of
337
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,960
and you want to throw all that away?
338
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,280
Well shame on you!
339
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,280
Well they've already said they do,
we all heard it, I'll ring Jo.
340
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,520
This is...
(BOTH) Crazy.
341
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,240
Let's not stick a plaster on some
serious issues here, guys.
342
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:28,000
Darrell without Darryl, that's
like the sky, without...
343
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,200
everything in the sky.
All the sky stuff, gone!
344
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,200
The birds, and the clouds.
A balloon!
345
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,600
I can't do this.
I need my Hurricane.
346
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,240
Nice one Gary!
347
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,840
Thanks mate.
We was proper on a ledge.
348
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,960
Thank you mysterious stranger.
349
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:55,080
What? No, it's Gary. Come on!
350
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,920
I helped you move!
351
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,080
Oh, come on!
352
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,440
He's not blinked for ages.
I know.
353
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,560
Blow on his eyes.
354
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,200
Not that hard!
What's wrong with you?
355
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,200
Anthony.
356
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,440
Yo. You want a happy meal?
I need you to say something.
357
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,720
Big mac!
Big Mac for a big man?
358
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,760
I'll buy you a game.
I'll buy you a game!
359
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,600
Your mum's dead!
What you doing?
360
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,880
Trying to shock him.
We've already done that.
361
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,120
The burning man? The man on fire?
362
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,960
He don't need a dead mum as well.
There he is, my little man.
363
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:37,520
Hope he wasn't any trouble.
Trouble? Nah. He's a good as gold.
364
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,960
Big imagination on him though, he
made up a few lies earlier,
365
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,800
didn't you little man?
366
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,640
Probably do the same to you at home.
367
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,280
So just ignore anything, everything
he says.
368
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,640
Face...face...
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00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,800
Facetime you later? You beg.
370
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,920
Nah, I'll shout you.
That man... was on fire.
371
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:04,040
I was on fire, saved
nuff lives and dat.
372
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:08,560
Soooo, you can say no or whatever
but are you free for a
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00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,400
drink tomorrow night?
To say thanks?
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00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,400
Let me check my diary.
375
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,320
Yeah, I'm free.
376
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,000
Great. I'll text you. Come on.
Cool.
377
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,200
I feel awful, I think we
really traumatised him.
378
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:27,560
Nah. Damage was already done.
His broken home and all that.
379
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,080
Don't worry, I'll fix it once
I'm with his mother.
380
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,400
I'm not sure that's looking
too good.
381
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,840
They've stopped. Now he's telling
her something.
382
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,080
Oh, that little snitch!
383
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,160
Now she's coming this way.
What?
384
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,160
Quite quickly.
Shut the gate.
385
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,840
Shut the bludclart gate!
386
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,840
I'm finally where I belong,
on these streets.
387
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,800
Damn, your biker boy- shit!
388
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,680
Woah!
Sorry!
389
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,080
Are you two related?
We all look the same to you?
390
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,080
Is that it?
391
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,920
You think I fancy Lawrence? Ugh.
392
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,920
You'll end up doing something stupid
like I did.
393
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,000
What did you do?
394
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,400
Shit, Wendy,
we've done something bad.
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