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[Theme - Jack Jones, "love boat theme"]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love boat, soon we'll be making another run.

The love boat, promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance, and love

won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

[Music playing]

[Laughs]

What a cruise this is going to be.

We're sailing through the international

festival of fashion.

Yeah, with all these luscious models [inaudible]

What about the designers?

I mean, there's halston, Gloria Vanderbilt, Jeffrey bean.

Geoffrey beene.

And Bob mackey.

Now this is living, sunny days and starry nights

and all those gorgeous models.

Can I assume that I will also see some hard work?

Oh sure, captain.

Models work very hard.

Good evening.

I'm Bob mackey.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Mackey.

I'm captain stubing.

It's an honor to meet you.

Thank you, captain.

Mr. Mackey designs the gals role the big TV stars, Carol

Burnett, Ann-Margret, Cher.

That's right.

You've heard them say "clothes make the man."

Well, I'm the man that makes the clothes.

Enjoy the cruise.

I'm sure I will.

Carol Burnett, Ann-Margret, Cher.

Boy, I'd like to wear their hand-me-downs.

Hello.

I'm Gloria Vanderbilt.

Welcome aboard, miss Vanderbilt.

You look absolutely beautiful.

Oh, well I've never seen a more gorgeous looking crew.

Miss Vanderbilt, I am such a big fan of yours.

I don't have my autograph book, but would you mind signing

the back pocket of my trousers?

Good evening, sir.

My name is Geoffrey beene.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Beene.

Mr. Beene, do you make any of those little string

bikini bathing suits?

No, I don't like bathing suits.

Oh, that's too bad, because if you did,

you could call it the string bean.

Oh, it's going to be that type of cruise, is it?

Hey, who's that lucky guy?

How do you do?

I'm halston.

I'm happy to have you with us.

Did you know that halston is the first American designer

to bring high fashion to mainland China?

Yes, every now and again, it is

good to get out of the office.

I certainly like the way you travel.

You back same way I do, only take what you need.

Just the bare essentials.

Well.

Well, well.

Welcome aboard.

I'm Adam bricker, the ship's doctor and chief charmer.

Very nice to meet you, Mr. Bricker.

I'm benita James.

You're undoubtedly the top model in the fashion show.

I just hope you're as good at medicine

as you are at flattery.

No, no.

I'm not a model, I'm a designer.

I design them, clothes.

I'm sure you have a beautiful line.

And I'm sure you think that you have a beautiful line.

Sid, there she is.

It was nice talking to you.

- A pleasure. - See you later.

Bye bye.

Bye.

That's our target.

That's gorgeous.

Ripping off her designs is going to be

a lot more fun than I expected.

Can anybody help me here?

What can I do for you, sir?

Has anybody been looking for me?

I don't know, sir.

Who are you?

Harley.

Blanchard.

Harley Blanchard originals.

And I'm his daughter, Mandy.

Oh, the original Harley Blanchard original.

Is someone supposed to meet you here, sir?

Yes, my idiot assistant, who is supposed to be bringing

my new line of clothes onboard.

I knew I couldn't trust him with it.

Now, daddy, just relax.

Alvin will be here.

I'm sure everything will be all right.

Yeah, everything will be all right.

That's what general custer's daughter told

him just before he got scalped.

Hi, Mr. Blanchard.

Alvin, you moron.

Look what you're doing to those clothes.

Oh no, sir, it's ok.

This is a rented tux.

Not your clothes, my clothes, the ones we're

showing at the fashion show.

Sir, i'm--

I'm terribly sorry.

You must think I'm very clumsy.

You don't want to know what I think.

[Inaudible] That's everything.

Not quite, bill.

You're standing on my foot.

Daddy, are you all right?

Is there anything I can do, sir?

If there is, we haven't discovered it yet.

I'm going to my cabin now.

I must rest.

I'll show you the rest.

Thank you.

Alvin, you're such a klutz.

But I love you.

I know, I can't help it.

Your father makes me so nervous.

Besides, I don't want to be an errand boy assistant.

I want to be a designer.

That'll come in time.

Be patient.

But for now, you've got to pull yourself together.

What's daddy going to say when he finds out we're married?

Two things.

I'm fired as his assistant and you're fired as his daughter.

Hello, captain.

I'm Charles Paris.

The Charles Paris?

The house of Paris cosmetics?

Welcome aboard.

I'm captain stubing.

It's a pleasure, captain.

Tell me something.

Have you found her?

[Inaudible] Miss Paris?

No, I'm afraid not.

We're coming out with a whole line of perfumes

and we still haven't found quite the right image.

Is that why you're on this fashion cruise,

to search for the next miss Paris?

Well, a woman that extraordinary

isn't that easy to find.

So this could wind up just being a working vacation.

One request, please.

Yes?

Please don't tell anyone who I am.

I don't want to be pursued by every young woman on the ship.

I understand.

It happens to me all the time.

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Captain stubing.

Yes.

I'm Joan atkins.

A mutual friend, Kate Webster, asked me

to be sure to say hello to you.

How do you do, miss atkins?

I assume that you're a model in the fashion show.

Yes, I am.

I can tell.

Models are usually beautiful, but you

are much more than that.

You're unusually beautiful.

Captain stubing, I plan to write Kate Webster immediately

to tell her the world's most unusually

beautiful sea captain.

Thank you.

Hello.

We're the crawfords.

The crawfords form the Crawford model agency.

Oh gee, I bet that's an exciting life, being model agents.

It is, if you're excited by being

in the midst of beautiful girls who seem to be getting younger

and more beautiful every day while you are not.

Kaye, should I tell you now that you're

as beautiful as any of our models,

or shall I wait till later?

Both.

You're on fiesta 131.

You can take the stairs in the purser's office.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

What's joanne doing here?

Oh, I booked her for the fashion show.

I distinctly told you I didn't want joanne in the show.

I wanted all younger girls.

Priscilla, I didn't get a chance to tell her.

Not the chance to tell her, you just didn't

have the guts to tell her.

Oh, come on.

Hon, wait a minute.

Look, I think joanne's deserving of some special consideration

from us.

I mean, after all, she was our first model

when we opened our agency.

George Washington was our first president.

He's not in the show, either.

Tell her she's out.

Yeah, Priscilla, i--

she's out.

Julie.

Oh my god.

Hi.

How are you.

It's so good to see you.

Oh guys, Jack, gopher, Isaac, this

is the girl I've been telling you

about, my oldest and dearest friend, Melissa Monday.

- What a pleasure to meet you. - Hello.

How are you?

How do you do?

How do you do?

Melissa and I were sorority sisters in college.

Delta gamma.

Boy, we sure turned that house inside out, didn't we?

We sure did.

Oh, everything's all set.

I put a cot in my cabin and you can have the bed.

Great.

We'll have a pajama party, just like old times.

- Ok. - Sounds good.

What time should we show up?

I think we're going to have a great time.

I reserved all my free time for you.

Oh, by the way, my cabin's on the coral deck, 125.

I'm 123.

Mine's closer.

I'll see you there.

Bye.

[Boat horn]

[Music playing]

Alvin, what's in this one?

Oh, the dress you love, the one I designed.

I brought it to show your father.

Alvin, I really don't think this is the right time.

Why not?

I design clothes just as well as anyone else

and someday your father's going to know it.

Oh, is that going to be before or after he finds out

we're married.

It's been a week already.

I'll tell him.

I'll tell him, Mandy.

I just-- I'm just waiting until he's in a good mood.

Oh, you can't put it off that long.

Look, I'll tell him right after the fashion show, ok?

Oh, Alvin.

You know I can't refuse you anything.

Anything.

Anything.

Bill, did you hang up the clothes?

What's going on here?

Oh, yes, yes.

That's much better.

Sir, sir, have you ever thought of redesigning

this dress with a v-neck?

This could really be a winner.

Never mind that.

Why isn't that dress unpacked?

Oh, that.

Sir, I was just getting to that.

You have to treat these with care.

You see this design, it's going to make fashion history.

This dress alone is going to buy me a villa in Rome

and another Rolls-Royce and a 100-foot yacht.

Well, sir, isn't that an awful lot to charge for one dress?

[Music playing]

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

This is your captain speaking.

For those passengers interested to seeing the latest fashions

in cruise wear, an informal show is now

in progress on the lido deck.

Woman (over pa): Welcome to our sneak peek preview

of spring fashions and pool wear.

The lovely joanne atkins is wearing a very smart

outfit of white raw silk slacks, a midtop, and matching sweater.

She'll be fit for any sport in this fashion set.

Elsie rodham is showing this unique scarf dress.

It's a hand-painted silk with each pattern of one-of-a-kind.

Melissa Monday is definitely a breathtaking vision in white.

Her white silk pants are topped with a high-collared,

romantic victorian lace blouse.

These styles are just appetizers for the delights to come

on our exciting fashion cruise.

So this is what you do for a living.

It sure beats working.

Listen, after the show, let me take

you for a tour of the ship.

Sorry, Julie.

I already promised gopher.

What about me?

You've already seen the ship.

Mm, you sure look like my dream girl.

If you think that I'm your dream girl,

you're still dreaming.

Why don't you let me take you out tonight

and show you the moon?

That's ok.

I think I can find it.

I don't think I've seen you.

Oh really?

I'm a very direct person.

My name is Charles.

I think we should get to know each other.

Liz Farrel, and i'm also very direct and busy.

Why don't you join me for a drink afterwards?

The sun's going to make you very thirsty.

Thank you, but I think I'll wait until lunch.

All right, why don't I join you for lunch?

Sorry, but this is a working cruise for me.

Nothing personal.

In the words of John Paul Jones,

I have not yet begun to fight.

Nothing personal.

I know that guy from somewhere.

Don't ask me where.

Ok, I won't.

Oh, Chicago, the lingerie show.

You know, he pinched me in the elevator.

That could have been anybody.

Excuse me, miss James, this is Vicki, our captain's daughter.

She's very eager to meet you.

Hi, Vicki, how are you?

I'm fine, thank you.

I saw your collection in teen boutique,

and those new French jumpsuits are fantastic.

Well, I'm so glad you like them.

Thanks for the compliment.

You see, the reason she wants to meet

you is because she's interested in designing as a career.

Really?

I'm just learning.

I've only done a few.

Well, I'd like to see some of your pictures.

Would you really?

Sure I would.

You just bring them by anytime you feel like it,

as many as you have, all right?

She sure is a knockout, huh?

Will you forget about that?

Keep your mind on those sketches.

The boss wants to see them before everyone else does

at the fashion show, not after.

Relax.

It's as good as done.

Say thank you, Vicki.

Thank you, Vicki.

Pardon me.

I'm Sidney Sloan.

You've probably never heard of me.

Sad, but true, Sidney.

Well, this sure proves that if I

waited for someone to introduce us, we'd never meet.

Now this way, we've already met.

Sad, but true, Sidney.

Benita, benita James.

Pleasure, benita.

I overheard you talking about your designs.

In a way, we're in similar occupations.

Really? How is that?

I'm an architect.

Oh, well then we are brothers under the skin, so to speak.

Something like that.

Look, why don't we get together later for a cocktail

to get acquainted and then we can

discuss our work over dinner?

Thanks, but I don't think so.

Oh, come on now.

It's not often a guy like me gets

to meet someone with that rare combination

of creativity and beauty.

Well, if you put it that way, how

about 7 o'clock in the lounge?

7 o'clock.

I'll be there.

How about that?

Melissa?

Oh, Julie.

I talked to the captain and told him

I couldn't sit at his table tonight

so we can have dinner together.

Oh great, I can't wait.

Here you go, gorgeous.

Oh, Larry.

Larry, this is my oldest friend, Julie McCoy.

Julie, this is my newest friend, Larry Wells.

Hello, how do you do?

My pleasure, Julie.

Hey, why don't we have these out on deck?

It seems a shame to waste such beautiful weather, hm?

Ok.

I'll see you later at dinner, Julie?

Mhm.

Nice meeting you.

Your ship is just lovely.

Thank you.

I haven't been this relaxed in a long time.

Why don't you call me meryl?

Then we can both be relaxed.

All right, meryl.

If you want to know a secret, I already thought about just

meryl instead of as a captain.

You'll just have to work all of that

out, dear, because I've checked it out twice.

Oh, there's joanne.

Now's the time to tell her she's not going

to be in the fashion show.

Look, Priscilla, if you don't want her in the show so much,

why don't you just tell her?

Because you booked her when you knew I didn't want her,

so you are going to be the one to tell her.

Joanne, hi.

Priscilla, Bob, hi.

I want you to meet some friends of mine.

Captain stubing, Priscilla and Bob Crawford.

How are you?

Hello, captain, nice to meet you.

Thank you.

I was the Crawford's first model

when they opened up the agency.

Yes, yes, captain.

The three of us started out a long time ago,

a very long time ago.

Ms. Atkins is having dinner with me tonight.

I'd be very pleased if both of you would join us.

We'd love to.

Yes, we would.

Good.

Joanne, Bob wants to talk to you.

Oh, honey not now.

They're busy.

We can talk later.

Ok, see you at dinner.

See you later.

Bye bye.

Priscilla, I just couldn't tell her then.

I mean, she looks so happy.

You're right.

Why don't you wait and find a time when she looks

very unhappy and then tell her.

[Music playing]

How do I look, ok?

You look beautiful.

If I was benita James, I wouldn't be able to resist,

either.

I don't want to look that beautiful.

Just remember, the boss has the whole factory,

waiting for those designs.

You've got to get them tonight so we can them on the plane

when we dock tomorrow.

Harry, would you relax?

Don't worry about it.

I'll get them.

In a way, it's too bad.

What?

What's too bad?

That benita James, she's kind of a special gal.

I almost wish we didn't have to take adv--

sid, we're industrial spies.

That's our business, our only business.

Of course, Harry.

Then why don't I feel of course?

Liz, can I borrow your eyeliner?

Sure.

And your lipstick.

There you go.

And your blush.

Why don't I just lend you my face?

But then what would you wear?

Oh, thank you.

Gee, I wonder what this could be.

It's perfume, original sin.

I've been trying to think of an original sin for years.

"Having a lonely time, wish you were here.

Charles."

Isn't that the guy that was trying

to pick you up on the deck?

He certainly is persistent.

Also a spender.

It's the family size.

Julie.

Julie, listen.

Something came up.

Larry's going to meet in the pirate's cove

and I can't have dinner.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry, but I'll explain later, ok.

Listen, when are you and I going to get together?

Hey there, sailor.

Looking for some company?

My friend Melissa couldn't make it.

Sorry, Julie, that place is reserved for someone else.

Dining with a model, right?

Well, it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

Hi, gophie.

Hi, kid.

Julie, this is susie.

Susie, this is Julie.

Why don't you see what doc's doing for dinner tonight?

Oh, something tells me he's not available, either.

But that's ok, I'm not really all that hungry, anyway.

Bye, goph.

Hey there, doll.

You're the best looking dish in this restaurant.

Oh, why thank you, Mr.--

bingo, but you can call me frank.

If you're looking for dinner company, you can eat with me.

Oh, gee, that's awfully sweet of you,

but I ate at the early sitting.

This is the early sitting.

Oh, well then why am I standing?

Mandy, I have made up my mind.

I have got to tell your father we're married.

I know, right after the fashion show.

No, no.

Right away.

Really?

You really mean it?

Yes.

All this hiding behind his back is ridiculous.

As soon as he gets here, I'm going to tell him.

Oh, Alvin.

Good evening, my love.

Daddy.

Bill.

Mr. Blanchard.

Sir, i-- I have something I'd like to tell you.

I've decided-- I've decided--

I have decided on the prime rib.

Good, bill.

Good.

Very brave.

So I said, all models want to go to Hollywood

and become actresses, but don't worry,

you'll come crawling back.

So since then, I opened the door to the agency every morning

expecting to see her.

But for some reason, Princess grace

hasn't come crawling back.

[Laughs]

Oh, what an exciting business you're all in.

Yes.

After all this time, I still love it.

I don't know what we would do without it.

Isn't that right?

Right, right.

May I join you for dessert?

Thank you.

Well, there's one thing about you, Charles.

You don't take no for an answer.

You're wearing my perfume.

I'm the one that's got it on.

It was too overpowering for her.

I'm sorry.

Oh, that's ok, Charles.

It's the thought that counts.

Well, like they say, two's company and three's kinky.

You've got school tomorrow.

Liz, I want to tell you something.

Uh Charles, don't you think you're

just moving a bit too fast?

You're absolutely right.

I think we should wait until we have some coffee, ok.

Waiter, two coffees.

[Music playing]

[Applause]

That's what I call good dance music.

That was fun.

- Well. - Cheers.

Cheers.

You know, Sidney, I've always admired architects.

Well, of course.

That's because we're artistic, sensitive, and modest.

Especially modest.

Excuse me, may we interrupt for a moment?

Sure.

Hi, doc.

Hi.

Show her the sketch, Vicki.

Oh, it's really crude.

That's all right, let's have a look.

Hey.

Gee, that's not bad at all.

Just one thing.

Vicki, have a look.

See this line, here.

It's just a little out of proportion,

but other than that, it's very good, indeed.

You have a good sense of style.

Thank you.

All right, look at this one.

Doc, doc, they're on a date.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How about if we come back in 15 minutes?

Doc.

I'm really impressed.

I mean, even kids coming to you for advice.

You must be good.

Oh, I am.

That's because I'm so artistic, sensitive, and modest.

Touch .

Sidney, would you like to see some of my designs?

Not really.

Oh?

You see, I'm only interested in the designer.

Oh, that's sweet.

Imagine, me dancing with you.

I can't believe it's happening.

I can't, either.

Hi.

Hi.

Excuse me.

May I cut in?

Oh, sure.

Don't tire her out.

We've got a long night ahead of us.

Thank you.

I'm a doctor, I can't ignore someone in pain.

Hi.

Hi.

I am sure of it.

I know that man from someplace.

But I'm telling you, he's as familiar as the back

of my hand.

My hand.

Wait a second.

That's where I know him from.

I did a nail Polish commercial for his company.

That man is Charles Paris.

The cosmetic--

ssh.

You mean the cosmetics man?

The guy that's been searching for the new miss Paris?

That's him.

But you know what?

I think he found her.

Hi.

Hi.

Where's joanne?

Um, Bob had some important business to discuss with her.

There's nothing wrong, is there?

No, not really.

Well, actually, joanne was booked into this fashion show

by mistake.

Now Bob has to tell her she's out.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

I know she was looking forward to being in the show.

I know.

The sad truth is joanne is too old for the business now.

But she's a beautiful woman.

I agree with you, captain.

Unfortunately, the camera no longer

agrees with either one of us.

Before you tell me anything, I want to tell you something,

Bob, being an understanding friend to me

through some low times.

But now everything's on an upswing.

I'm working again.

I met captain stubing.

He's just a marvelous man.

You look so serious, Bob.

What is it?

Well, uh, joy and I, I don't know how to tell you this.

You and Priscilla are not having

some kind of trouble, are you?

Well, living with Priscilla has never been easy,

but that's not it.

Oh, that's good.

So what is it?

Well, you see, joanne, we have this--

Priscilla thinks.

I know.

Priscilla always hated when I wear my hair this way.

That's it, isn't it?

Yeah.

That's what it is, it's your hair.

Don't take it so hard, Bob.

No problem.

I'll change it back to the way Priscilla liked it.

It's going to take some resetting.

Would you tell mirrell I went back to my cabin

to play with my colors?

Oh, sure.

And one more thing.

What?

Smile, will you?

Everything's going great.

[Music playing]

Here we are, home sweet home.

I'm so glad dad decided to go to bed early.

Means we can go to bed early.

Just promise me one thing.

On our 25th anniversary, you'll tell daddy we're married?

Mr. Blanchard, what are you doing?

Saving my fashions.

I had a dream, a nightmare, that every manufacturer in the world

was turning out my line, everyone except me.

And I won't sleep a wink until I know these clothes

are safely locked up.

In a laundry basket?

That's how I hide them, until you get them downstairs.

Bill, don't get mugged on the way.

Daddy, you've been working too hard

getting this shower together.

Towels.

I need more towels.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Bill, take these towels and hide the clothes.

Now bill, I want you to take these downstairs

to the purser's lobby and have them

locked up in those big vaults they have down there.

That's a good idea, sir.

I should have thought of that.

Good, good, good.

Honey, I want you to go downstairs with him.

I've worked too hard to get this far.

He's very dumb, you know.

Well, I thought we were finally going

to get a little time alone.

I knew it was too good to be true.

Well, this shouldn't take too long.

We have about 10 seconds alone.

Let's go for it.

Time's up.

Not for me, it isn't.

You wait for the elevator, I'll take the stairs.

You wait for the elevator, I'll take the stairs.

[Ding]

Oh, I'll get that.

No, don't.

Oh, thank goodness you found it.

Where are the clothes?

She put them down the chute.

Oh no.

Come on, let's go.

Our clothes.

We came for our clothes.

Oh, you didn't have to do that, sir.

Please, send up to your room first.

No, we need them now.

They just came down the chute.

I'm sorry.

They're already in that washing machine.

No.

Did you really?

I'm afraid I did.

Do you know, that's quite a coincidence?

I mean, my being a designer and you being an architect.

Well, I must say, you look a lot better in your dresses

than I do in my buildings.

Oh, thank you.

I've always been fascinated by architects.

Of the modern ones, the one I most admire is le corbusier.

Really?

That's my idol.

As a matter of fact, I had a chance to work with him

a couple of weeks ago.

Really?

Yeah.

But that's-- well, that's--

that's fascinating.

Mr. Corbusier once said, while discussing

architectural concepts, your cabin or mine?

Well.

Well.

Well.

And le corbusier must have also said, my cabin.

But give me a chance to tidy up first, all right?

Shall we say 20 minutes.

We shall say 20 minutes, yes.

Charles, I had a wonderful time tonight, but please,

excuse me.

I've got to get my beauty sleep.

Don't sleep too long.

That would be unfair to the other girls.

Elsie, have you been eavesdropping?

Only to the good part.

Liz, you know Paris cosmetics, right?

Sure, what about it?

Well, how would you like to be the new miss Paris?

Are you kidding?

I'd love it, along with every other model in the country.

Yeah, but every other model in the country

didn't just kiss Charles Paris good night.

[Knock on door]

Just a moment, please.

Hi.

Hi.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Why don't you sit down while I change into something indecent?

I'll just close my eyes and count to 10.

That's good.

Maybe in your case, I'll only count to five.

Hey, wouldn't you know, I forgot to offer you a drink.

Tada.

Oh, belinda, you're so beautiful.

And you're so nice.

What's wrong?

I can't do it.

You're just too nice a girl for me to do it to you.

I can't take advantage of you.

But how would you be taking advantage of me?

I'm a big girl.

By making a play for you.

You see, I'm a married man.

What?

Yeah.

But sid--

I'm sorry, benita.

I'm sorry about everything.

Oh, you didn't get it.

No, I got it.

Piece of cake.

Terrific.

I knew you could do it.

How did you get away so fast?

I thought she was crazy about you.

I told her I was married.

Clever.

You know, Harry, if I did get married,

she's the kind of girl I'd like to marry.

She's got beauty, brains.

Yeah, she's sure got more brains than you got.

If I'd give you enough rope, you'd hang yourself.

Benita.

[Screams]

Julie.

Hi.

Oh, we would have used Larry's room,

but we didn't want to disturb Larry's roommate.

Right.

We wouldn't want to disturb Larry's roommate.

Thanks, Julie.

I'll never forget this.

Neither will I.

[Knock on door]

You all right?

Am I all right?

Mhm.

Oh, it's nothing fatal, just hair colors.

Would you like to come in?

Thanks.

Joanne, I just came by to tell you

that you still have your whole life ahead of you.

Well, that's nice to know, but what in the world

are you talking about?

About what Bob told her.

He didn't tell you?

Bob didn't tell me what?

Sorry.

I was certain that he had told you.

Merrill, what was Bob supposed to tell me?

That you weren't supposed to be booked

on the fashion show, and that--

and that I've grown too old for the business.

Joanne, they're wrong.

You don't have to feel sorry, merrill, because I don't.

This is a business for kids and faces.

I knew from the day I started it wasn't going to go on forever.

Do you really feel that way?

Yes.

I knew my day was coming, and I'm ready for it.

Yes, I'm sure you are.

Now, let me get on with my witchcraft,

and I'll see you in the morning.

Right.

Good night.

See you in the morning.

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Vicki, good morning.

Time to get up.

Good morning, sir.

Vicki, you look just like Julie.

Daddy, Julie stayed with me last night.

I hope you don't mind, sir.

Oh, no.

Of course not.

What was wrong with your cabin?

Well, it had an extra person in it.

Oh yes, your girlfriend, Melissa.

No, her boyfriend, Larry.

Here you go, sir.

Well, good morning.

Hi.

You know something I forgot to tell you last night?

You're gorgeous.

And you also forgot to tell me that you're Charles Paris.

I thought you'd never ask.

Well, why didn't you tell me?

It wouldn't have changed anything.

I suppose not.

It's supposed to be a secret that I'm on board.

Well, Elsie told me.

So that means that within a half an hour,

the whole ship will know.

Well, Vicki, these are really promising, honestly.

I can't believe it.

I'm sitting here having breakfast

with one of the top designers in the world.

Oh, California will do.

Do you mind if I keep this one?

Do you really mean it?

Sure.

Wait till I tell my dad.

He'll fall off the bridge.

Oh, I hope not.

Well, well, well.

Good morning to you.

Good morning.

Oh, please.

Do sit down.

Thank you.

You know, I forgot to ask you something.

When you were working with le corbusier,

a few weeks ago, as you said you were, how did he look?

Corbusier?

Oh, he looked fine.

Oh wow, that's very interesting,

considering the fact he's been dead over 15 years.

Well, now that you mention it, he did look a little pale.

I started suspecting you a few days ago

when you were doodling.

You can't even draw a straight line.

Those lines were just as crooked as the one you handed me.

Now look, I'm sorry.

Yeah, sure.

When I first started, it was just a job.

It's very commendable, making a living

stealing other people's ideas.

I think it stinks.

Well, maybe so, but why did you

go along with it if you know?

Because I was falling for you.

I was falling for you, sid.

I was so naive to hope that maybe at the last minute,

you'd change-- oh, I see, we're just wasting each other's time.

It doesn't have to be like that.

Listen benita, I'll quit the profession, no more spying.

And why should I believe you?

You give me one good reason why I should trust you.

Here's a good reason.

I'm in love with you.

I think you feel the same way about me.

I did until--

benita, spend the day with me, give us another chance.

[Knock on door]

Hello.

Laundry said you were in a rush for these clothes

so I brought them up myself.

Here you go.

How did they turn out?

Fantastic.

Oh, gopher, you're a life-saver.

Oh no.

Hey, I didn't know you made clothes for kids.

You're surprised, right?

You guys didn't think the ship's laundry

could do that great of job.

Well there, you see, not a wrinkle.

Hey, hey, good luck tomorrow on the show.

Serious.

Thanks, gopher.

Oh boy, we've got a small problem here.

Julie.

Julie, I'm sorry about bringing Larry to your cabin last night.

Oh, don't worry about it.

Julie, Larry's terrific.

I think I'm falling in love.

Oh, that's wonderful.

I'm happy for you.

Well, you know, that's not going

to affect us one little bit.

I still want to spend a lot of time with you on this cruise.

Well good, now i'm on a coffee break.

There's no time like the present.

So what's been going on?

Oh, you remember Julie?

Of course.

[Inaudible]

Yeah, well I've got to be going.

No, no, no.

No arguing.

Now, you two are just going to have to get along without me.

Priscilla, dear, do us both a favor, will you?

Just take care of the girls and I'll take care of the business.

Georgia, Kelly, Suzanne, stay out of the sun.

Your skin's going to dry up.

You already look like three raisins.

Captain?

I'm sorry about what happened last night.

Oh, yes.

We certainly never expected joanne

to hear the bad news from you, instead of from who

was supposed to tell her.

Well, it doesn't matter who told her.

She took it like the classy lady she is.

I'm sure she did.

Well, morning.

Good morning.

Well, it had to be done.

You know something?

That is exactly what lady Macbeth was saying to me just

the other night.

I'll get a drink.

Ok, I don't see him.

Come on.

Alvin, this is silly.

Sooner or later, daddy's going to find out we're married,

and he's going to find out the dresses are ruined.

Look, you can't hide from him for the rest of the cruise.

I don't want to hide from him for the rest of the cruise.

I want to hide from him for the rest of my life.

Look, I just stall him for a few minutes

until I can think of something, ok?

Oh, there they are, Mr. Blanchard.

Alvin.

Did you think of something yet?

[Inaudible] Bill, where have you two been?

I've been looking all over for you.

I think Tina here is putting on a little weight.

I'm afraid my dress dresses maybe a little

too small for her.

She's going to model your dresses?

- What's wrong with that? - Oh, nothing.

I just want to make sure I have a front row seat.

How did he see my dresses?

Oh, sir, he's the purser.

He's in charge of the vault.

Oh, good, good.

Catch up with him.

Take the green and white silk dress and have Tina try it on.

Sir, could I have a word with you alone?

Sir--

what is it?

I think--

I think Tina might be a spy.

Spy?

Sir, this morning, this morning, I saw her talking

to one of your competitors.

Just like in that bad dream I had.

You know what they say, dreams can come true.

Tina, I think you look just fine.

Worse comes to worst, we can always

let the dress [inaudible] huh?

Why don't you just go lie down and rest?

Thanks, bill, you saved the day.

I just got a call from the home office.

They want to know what we're doing.

I don't know what you're doing, Harry,

but I'm having a drink.

Sid, this is important.

They've offered us a $10,000 bonus if we get the stuff

by tonight, so get serious.

Ok, Harry, I'll get serious.

I'm seriously disgusted with myself for even

being a part of this operation.

I quit.

Sid.

[Knock on door]

Well.

I hope I'm not disturbing you.

Oh not at all.

Come right in.

I thought I should tell you that i'm

going to cut short the cruise and leave in acapulco.

Joanne, even though you're not going to be in the show,

the trip is all paid for.

You don't have to go.

I don't have to go, merrill, but it would be embarrassing

for me to keep hanging around.

So what reason would that be for me to stay?

Well, perhaps I'll stay on board for at least couple

more nights.

[Music playing]