Original subtitles

[Theme - Jack Jones, "the love boat theme"]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, like sweetest reward, let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

[Music playing]

Breakfast is now being served.

Vicki, you've never had breakfast in the office.

I know, but I just thought it would be fun for a change.

[Knocking]

Breakfast.

Coming.

Good morning.

Good morning to you.

Vicki's instituting a new policy.

Well, that's lovely.

Come sit down.

Thank you.

But may I help you out here?

You've got a big job ahead of you.

[Laughs] Ooh, look at that, scrambled eggs, my favorite.

Really?

And very well done bacon.

- This is for you. - Oh, thank you, thank you.

Here's your orange juice.

Thank you.

Oh, this is terrific.

It's just like we were a real family.

Oh, I hear curacao is fabulous.

Do you think we could all go sightseeing together today?

Well, I think it depends on whether Mrs. Evans would--

Sheila.

And I'd love to.

Oh, good.

And here's to Vicki, to a record breakfast.

Mmm.

[Music playing]

Julie: Good morning, everybody, and welcome to curacao,

or as the inhabitants pronounce it, cor-zo.

Curacao is one of the most picturesque islands

in the Netherlands Antilles.

You may sign up for sightseeing launches

at the desk in the purser's lobby.

I'm sorry, ladies, but I don't know where gopher is.

But he's 15 minutes late.

And we have to score all of the papers.

Excuse me, ladies.

Hello.

But gopher had to go ashore on ship's business, an emergency,

and he asked me, as a friend, if I could find the time to take

his place as your fellow judge.

Doc?

Hmm?

Can I see you a minute?

Well, of course, Isaac.

I won't be a moment, ladies.

Ah, please hurry.

Yes.

Whatever we do, I'm sure you'll be the deciding vote.

Doctor.

Excuse me.

What is it, Isaac?

What is this emergency gopher had to go ashore for?

I sent him to get medical supplies.

What?

You've heard the medical term "wild goose chase."

Well, I really must get back to my fellow judges.

Here we go, ladies.

Come on.

[Inaudible]

[Music playing]

Here we go.

Vicki, do you know the native language of curacao?

Spanish?

Nope.

Papiamentu.

Thank you, papa stubing.

[Laughter]

Do you know what [inaudible]?

It means welcome.

I never knew traveling could be so educational.

I always feel kinda squished in the middle.

[Laughing]

[Music playing]

Can you believe these hats?

Only a dollar each.

Thank you.

But your mother was right, you know?

You do love to spend money.

Well, your father said you'd fall

in love at the drop of a hat, and that's

why I bought you one.

Yeah.

[Laughs]

Oh, I love the beads.

Thank you very much.

Sure, my pleasure.

Well, you can't leave curacao without a little souvenir.

Yeah.

You know we're striking out with the kid.

Yeah.

Have you ever thought that maybe Terry and Ted are right

and we are wrong?

Sure, I have.

You know, since I've gotten to know Terry a little,

I really feel much better about the whole thing.

He's really a fine young man.

He has a lot of his father's very best qualities.

Oh, you say that because I buy you beads.

Oh, maybe.

We do get along extremely well for in-laws to be.

Well, then I think we ought to get to know each other better.

I think that's the least we can do for our children.

[Music playing]

Well, hi, Tom and Mary.

Yeah, we'll have a look at you.

Doc, I don't know why Isaac and Mary had you come by.

I mean, I'm fine.

I just can't say [inaudible].

I just hope you're able to cure him, doctor.

Because otherwise I am personally going to give

him a tongue transplant.

Ok, now let's, let's see.

Here.

Say ahh.

Go on.

Ahh.

Again, say ahh.

Ahh.

And now say ahh do.

Ahh do.

Ahh do.

Do.

Ahh do.

Sorry, doc.

Ok, just take it easy the rest of the day.

It's probably only temporary.

Thanks.

What's he got?

A very severe case of cold feet.

See, he wants to get married, but his subconscious

refuses to let him say I do.

But the wedding is the day after tomorrow.

Do you think his subconscious will be better by then?

Isaac, as a man who's been married four times,

right now I'd say his subconscious is

the smartest part of his body.

Speaking of bodies, Isaac, I'd like to get

back to Valerie and rena.

Ah, miss McCoy, have you seen my wife?

Yes, I believe she went into town early

with captain stubing.

Oh yes, of course, that's right.

I remember now. I'd forgotten.

I suggested that myself.

I was gonna be very busy today.

Oh, well, curacao's a beautiful city.

She may not be back for quite a while.

Will you excuse me?

[Music playing]

Julie said that the airline office

is right down this street.

You sure you wanna fly back home?

Be better that way.

I'd be lousy company.

All right, come on.

[Music playing]

Emily!

Marv!

Emily!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian: I've been looking all over the ship for you.

Emily, I'm sorry.

I really am.

But I'll make it up to you.

Oh, it's not your fault. Marv told me

you were detained on business. Oh!

Oh, yeah.

We're lucky we had our old pal Marv to take care of you.

He's not our old pal Marv.

He told me you weren't coming at all.

I'll never forgive you for lying to me last night.

I thought you were something special.

Now I never want to see you again.

Come on, Brian.

Ah, sir, sir.

Senor, excuse me.

Uh, could you tell me how to find 19 [inaudible] no?

Well, I need pharmaceutical supplies.

Uh, pharmacy.

Uh, medical supplies.

Drugs.

Drugs?

Drugs, right.

I need drugs for my friend on the ship.

See, I have money, money for drugs.

I need a lot of drugs, because, wait.

Oh no, sir, no no no.

[Inaudible] Not the kind you get arrested for, sir, no.

[Inaudible]

Announcer (over loudspeaker): We hope you

enjoyed your stay in curacao.

Next stop, the Panama canal.

Doc, doc, doc.

Can I see you for a minute?

Excuse me.

Isaac, how can you take me away from such a beautiful sight?

You'll see curacao again.

I'm talking about the girls.

Doc, I didn't see gopher get back on the ship.

Oh, relax, i'm sure he's around.

He's probably off moping somewhere because I

stole those judges from him.

Hi, kids.

Let me outta here!

I am an American citizen and I'm innocent!

Help!

[Music playing]

I missed you.

Oh, I missed you.

[Inaudible] Julie, you gotta meet Brian.

Brian, this is Julie McCoy.

Julie, this is Brian.

How do you do?

Marv told me you'd just arrived.

Did you enjoy curacao?

Oh, it was great.

Show her what we bought.

Careful or you're gonna lose your passport again.

- What? - Your passport.

Marv told me you lost it in St. Thomas.

Oh, right, right.

This is the new one.

Well, what's this?

Oh, it's nothing.

It's a hotel bill.

You and Myrna?

Emily, believe me.

It was nothing.

So is this engagement ring.

Give it to her and see if it fits.

Emily!

Julie, talk to her.

She doesn't understand are like [inaudible]..

You're not a man.

Men have feelings.

That's what separates them from the animals.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Oh.

Terrific.

You know, Carl, I feel so comfortable with you,

so relaxed.

I can't say I feel the same way about you.

Oh?

Well, I mean, how can I be relaxed

when I've had this on my mind?

[Laughing]

Now I'm relaxed.

Well, I'm not.

[Laughing]

Mmm.

You're marvelous.

This is captain stubing.

Tell gopher I want to see him.

What do you mean he hasn't reported back?

He must be aboard.

Did you check his cabin?

Oh, well, check the judges' cabin.

You know how seriously he takes his work.

Vicki, have you seen my tie?

Sure.

There you are, ties, handkerchiefs, and belts.

Now that's the way things should be done.

When did you arrange all that?

I didn't.

Sheila did.

And she also lowered the hem in my dress

and gave me some manicuring hints.

You, uh, you like having her here, don't you?

I think she's terrific.

Hello.

And beautiful, too.

Am I too early for dinner?

A bit, but it'll give us time for a stroll on deck.

Oh, that's good.

Vicki?

Oh, I'll meet you later.

I have some things to do.

Ok.

- Bye-bye, dear. - Bye-bye.

See ya later.

Have a good time.

Thank you.

Let me help you tie your tie.

[Music playing]

I've tried, Isaac.

My subconscious [inaudible] doesn't want to get married.

You know what?

I'm not getting married.

But what about Mary?

She'll just have to face up to it.

A man doesn't want to get married,

he doesn't have to get married.

And I don't want to get married, so I'm not gonna get married.

Hi, huh.

Hi.

I was just gonna go looking for you.

There's something I wanna tell you.

Oh, but wait. Wait.

First there's something I wanna tell you.

Tom, I've been thinking about all these years

we've been engaged, and I've been wondering why you

want to marry an insane person.

Huh?

What are you talking about?

You're not insane.

Yes, I am.

Because if I weren't insane, why would I want to marry a man

who doesn't want to marry me?

See, I've been waiting all these years for you to marry me.

So what's gonna be my prize if we finally do get married?

My prize will be that I'll be married for the rest of my life

to a man who didn't want to marry me.

So you're free now.

You can relax.

And goodbye.

Well, how did she take it?

What the hell does she mean she's not gonna marry me?

I'll sue her for breach of promise.

She promised to marry me.

Now this kid's gonna keep her promise.

Do you really mean that?

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do, I do, I do.

I do.

You did it.

Do it again.

I do.

Here come the judges.

Here come the judges.

[Knocking]

Come in, my darling.

Thanks, sweetheart.

What are you doing here?

I was expecting two visitors, but not you two.

Doc, we're worried.

Gopher didn't make it back.

You're kidding.

She's not kidding.

The captain's calling all the hospitals in curacao.

And the consulate.

Well, I'm sure gopher will be ok.

Well, we thought you should know.

- Yeah. - Hey, thanks for telling me.

Sure.

Ok.

Let me know the minute you hear anything.

Sure.

[Inaudible]

[Music playing]

Better be ok, gopher, you hear me?

[Knocking]

I came early because we have a long night

of scoring ahead of us.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but not tonight, rena.

If you're in trouble, gopher, ok.

But if you're ok, you're in trouble.

[Music playing]

You know I just realized something.

What?

I'm a hypocrite.

I don't believe that.

Yes, telling the kids they haven't

known each other long enough to get married.

Well, why does that make you a hypocrite?

Well, I've known you a lot shorter time.

And, Marion, dear Marion, let's get married.

This is a wedding cruise, isn't it?

Yes.

Am I moving too fast?

Not a bit.

You know, I still can't figure it.

No parents around to work on us.

Yeah, we haven't seen them since yesterday morning.

You know, without your father around,

I might need a refresher course on what's wrong with you.

I wonder where they are.

I don't know.

But wherever they are, you can bet they're plotting.

Oh yeah.

Dad?

Mom?

Oh.

- Ah. - Well.

- Hi, kids. - Hi.

Goodness.

I can't believe this.

And they were lecturing us.

Its nice to have parents that you can look up to.

Yeah. Come on.

Oh, no wait. Wait a minute.

Now, listen.

Just let us explain.

Yeah, just hear us out.

Ok.

This should be good.

Yeah.

Uh-- well, remember what we said about people not getting

married in too much of a hurry?

Oh, well we were wrong.

Very wrong.

Well, what are you trying to tell us?

That your mother and I are in love.

We're getting married.

Married?

Uh-- with the two of you, right here on the ship.

Oh, I can't believe this.

But you just met.

Yeah, but we're in love.

It just didn't take us as long as you two.

Oh, no.

Come on, dad.

You don't even know her.

She could be all wrong for you.

Oh, what is that?

He could be all on wrong for her.

Mother, how can you be so gullible and let this man sweep

you off your feet like this?

Carrie, I'm a grown woman.

Ted: I-- I don't like what you're implying.

I'm not implying.

It's obvious.

He knows she's at that vulnerable age

and makes a pass at her.

Carrie?

You are a rotten judge of character.

Ted?

Maybe I am a rotten judge of character.

That's why I picked you.

Well, you can always change your mind.

Consider it changed.

[Music playing]

Well, uh--

Captain (over loudspeaker): All right passengers,

this is it, the Panama canal, one of the marvels of mankind.

On October 18, 1903, the president Theodore

Roosevelt, united states, and Panama

signed the Panama canal treaty.

Any word on gopher, merrill?

Not yet.

Oh, don't worry, Adam.

We'll find him.

Ah, I feel so guilty.

I am innocent.

I did not want to buy drugs.

Don't you understand that?

Doesn't anybody here speak English?

I speak English.

Miss, uh-- tell them I did not come here to buy illegal drugs.

The ship's doctor sent me to buy medical supply drugs.

Tell them that.

I speak English.

I'm going back to my cell now.

I'd like to leave a wake up call for my 80th birthday.

[Music playing]

Captain (over loudspeaker): Ladies and gentlemen,

we are now approaching gatun locks,

the first of the Panama canal's three sets of twin locks

which will raise and lower our shipped from the Atlantic

to the pacific oceans.

Hi there.

It's just me.

Hi, just you.

Isn't this incredible?

It's 50 miles long and it takes us eight hours

to get all the way through it.

But it does save us over 7,000 miles

going from ocean to ocean.

And last year, they collected over $200 million in tolls.

Oh, Emily, I guess this isn't the time to talk about facts,

is it?

Thanks anyway, Julie.

You're the only friend I have left on this ship.

Oh, well, at least now you know

that Marv lied to you because he really cares about you.

You know what's really bothering me?

I don't understand it, but i'm much sadder about losing Marv

than I am about losing Brian.

Well how's this for a simple explanation.

Maybe you love Marv and not Brian.

It's just a thought.

[Music playing]

Captain (over loudspeaker): Your island

Princess has now been raised 85 feet as we continue

our southeasterly course through this modern wonder

of American initiative and ingenuity.

We're now in gatun lake, a man-made marvel

almost 24 miles long that marks the halfway point

through the canal.

I know it doesn't make sense, a silly argument

causing such a big bust up.

Yes, I can't even reason with him.

I never knew that kid of mine could be so stubborn.

[Chuckles]

Well, Carrie isn't exactly miss flexible.

Do you know if we had come along and fallen in love,

none of this would have happened?

Yeah, I know.

But if we broke up, that might be a way

of getting them back together.

[Music playing]

You know, I've seen a lot of pictures of this,

but it doesn't do it justice.

Pictures [inaudible].

Oh no.

I forgot my camera.

Be right back.

Hiya, kid.

I miss you.

I want you to come back, shelia.

You're a lot better at fixing contests

than you are at fixing marriages.

Well, can't we just talk?

We really have nothing to talk about.

Well, that's all right.

Listen, some of the best moments we had

were spent just being together, just being close.

We never had to say that much to know how-- how we felt

about each other, remember?

It was 10 years of my life, remember?

Sheila, you're not going to want to hear this, baby,

but I love you, and I always will.

Larry.

[Music playing]

Hi.

Is, uh-- this rail taken?

Well, I was--

I was sort of saving it for an old friend.

Oh, Marv, I owe you an apology.

I know the whole story now.

Emily, listen--

no, please.

I doubted you and I never should have.

Emily--

you're the most decent guy I've ever

known in my entire life, and--

Emily, please, if you don't let me get this out now,

I may never get it out.

I love you.

I always have, ever since that day on the bike.

Oh, Marv.

I may not be getting married this cruise,

but I found the man I love.

Who says you're not getting married?

Emily, hi.

Brian?

I just wanted to straighten you out

about that incident with Myrna.

It's all straightened out.

Marv and I are getting married.

Him?

[Laughs]

Is this a joke?

Yeah, and here's the punchline.

Pretty funny, huh?

Pretty funny.

Captain (over loudspeaker): We're

nearing the end of our journey through the canal

and we're approaching the miraflores locks.

In one hour, we will be docking in Panama City for the night.

Hi.

Is Sheila with you?

Dad, can we talk about Sheila, I mean?

Sure.

She's, uh-- very special, isn't she?

Yes.

The kind of person we should see more of,

maybe on a regular basis?

No.

Dad, I know you want what's best for me,

but other things are important too.

We both have to be happy.

What I mean is, before you find the right mother for me,

you first have to find the right wife for you.

You know, behind those beautiful,

blue, 13-year-old eyes lives a very wise, 200-year-old lady.

[Music playing]

Captain (over loudspeaker): Attention all

passengers, the island Princess leaves

Panama City in 15 minutes.

Carrie?

Oh, hi.

Hi, I have a message for you from your mother.

She was in a big hurry, so I hope I got this straight.

Oh, what's the message?

She said, she was to blame for everything that happened

and that she hoped the two of you

would make up and have a beautiful wedding.

Well, where is she?

Oh, I just saw her heading down the gangway.

She's getting off here in Panama city and flying home alone.

She wanted me to emphasize alone.

Oh, my gosh.

Hey, Ted, I've been looking all over for you.

Your father told me to tell you that you should definitely

make up with Carrie and go ahead and get married,

because he's all for it.

Oh, really?

Well, how come you didn't tell me himself?

Oh, he's hurrying to get off the ship to fly home.

He says it's all over between him and Carrie's mom.

Oh, no.

I don't think you'll catch him.

It's too late.

What do you mean?

The ship is sailing.

We missed them.

You must have come here for the same reason I did.

It's all our fault, too.

I know.

We're acting like a couple of kids.

Well, we sure messed things up for them.

Yeah.

Ted, i-- I hope we didn't mess things up for us.

Carrie, I love you.

Oh.

I love you.

[Music playing]

Well, I guess we blew if for our parents.

Who says you did?

Well you--

what?

You're still here.

We're still here.

Oh.

Uh-- sorry we had to be so sneaky about this.

Well, it didn't work when we tried to break you up.

Thank goodness it worked when we tried to get you back together.

All together.

Carl: Well I tell you what, you invite us to your wedding,

and we'll invite you to ours.

Great.

Yes.

Wonderful.

[Music playing]

Mary?

Mary, I'm sorry.

I mean, I'm not sorry about just what happened on this ship,

i'm--

I'm sorry about not having married you

the first time we were engaged.

Dr. Bricker said I couldn't say I do because in my subconscious

I really didn't want to marry you.

But I don't know what goes on in my subconscious,

all I know is my conscious loves you and always has.

Darling, will you marry me tomorrow?

What's the matter?

What is that?

Oh. All right.

All right.

Don't-- don't-- don't-- don't-- don't worry about it.

It's just your subconscious having last minute doubts, j--

just like mine-- just like mine.

I'll tell you what we'll do.

We'll take your subconscious and my subconscious

on the honeymoon, and by the time we get back,

they'll be just as much in love as our consciouses are, ok?

Ok.

Don't fight it.

Look, we're going to get married this time,

and I'm not taking no for an answer from either one of us.

[Music playing]

I can only tell you that all that can be done

is being done to find gopher.

The government of curacao is being most helpful,

but since it is an international matter,

there is considerable red tape.

Well, sir, I know that everything's

going to turn out fine.

I just know it.

So I want you all to try and hide

your personal feelings from the passengers,

especially the newlyweds today.

We can't allow our problems to become theirs.

[Music playing]

Oh, gotcha.

Maybe tomorrow, all of us could play bingo?

[Music playing]

Ladies and gentlemen, brides and grooms,

I know you're all anxious to find out which

couple has won the grand prize.

But first, a few words from our fearless leader,

captain merrill stubing.

[Applause]

Thank you miss McCoy.

Thank you, almost married.

In the old days, a ship's captain

often performed the wedding ceremony, but not any longer.

[Groans of disappointment]

However, by special arrangement,

I will be officiating at the ceremony tomorrow.

[Cheering]

And now, I'd like my entire crew to join

me in an ancient sailor's toast to the happy couples.

May your joys be as deep as the ocean, your sorrows as light

as it's foam.

May the sunlight of love ever brighten your lives,

and shine into your homes.

Awe.

And now the big moment.

[Cheering]

And here to present the grand prize,

is the man who made it all possible, Mr. Lawrence Evans.

[Cheering]

Lawrence: Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now, first of all, let me say that you

are all winners in the very best sense of the word.

[Cheering]

And nailing it down to one winning couple was very, very

difficult. But with the help of my judges,

and I have evaluated their scores,

and come up with a winner.

[Cheering]

You know, I'm the only one in this room

at this moment who knows who the actual winning couple is.

[Murmurs]

The grand prize winner of a new house,

a new car, and $50,000 in cash the soon-to-be Mr.

And Mrs. Ed--

I'm sorry, I read that wrong.

It's Mr. and Mrs. Ted Lawrence.

[Cheering]

[Music playing]

Well, oh-- well, you're just full of surprises, aren't you?

Hmm?

[Laughing]

I must have lost my head.

I don't know.

I mean, you just get can't count on people any more.

I can't figure things out.

It's like the whole world is going crazy.

Yeah.

Even villains are what they use to be.

I'm sorry I confuse you.

[Laughing]

You certainly did.

Oh, Larry, I don't know.

[Inaudible] Life was so simple yesterday.

We were just getting a divorce and that was that.

Well, it's still simple, kid.

We're in love and that's that.

That's not simple.

- Oh, yes it is. - [Inaudible]

I always wanted [inaudible]

You're so bad.

[Inaudible]

You'll never get away from me.

[Inaudible]

I don't think I want to.

I don't think I do.

I don't think so.

You got me, baby.

You're a devil.

[Music playing]

Captain (over loudspeaker): Welcome to acapulco.

And it's a beautiful day for the weddings.

Best of luck, Ted.

You too, dad.

And you know, if you ever need a loan,

or you want to borrow the new car--

[laughing]

Is my tie on straight.

He's worried about his tie.

I'm worried if my head's on straight.

Hey, say, what do you say we play a trick on the girls?

Well, what kind of trick?

Like not showing up for the ceremony.

- Are you crazy? - No.

Desperate.

Sir?

Yes?

Still no word on gopher.

Uh-- merrill, may I have permission to leave the ship

and go back to curacao.

Me too, sir?

Please, sir?

No.

You have to stay on board until we get to San Pedro.

We have a ship full of passengers

we're responsible for.

Yes, sir.

Miss McCoy, bring on the brides.

Yes, sir.

[Music - "wedding march"]

This is a moment we will all remember and Cherish.

And as you exchange your vows and declare your love,

we had our silent prayer of the sanctity of your lives

together.

Please join hands.

Repeat after me, filling in your names.

I--

I Carrie Walker--

I Ted Lawrence--

--take thee--

--take thee [inaudible]--

--to be my lawful wedded spouse.

--To be lawful wedded spouse.

--To love and respect--

--to love and respect--

--for richer or for poorer--

--for richer or for poorer--

--for better or for worse--

--for better or for worse--

--in sickness and in health--

--in sickness and in health--

captain: --For as long as we both shall love.

--For as long as we both shall love.

Captain: Amen.

Amen.

And so, by the power vested in me,

I pronounce you husbands and wives.

You may all kiss.

[Cheering]

[Music playing]

I never did understand what was going on with you four,

but I'm glad it all has a happy ending.

Well, in addition to all the prizes,

we got a wonderful bonus out of this.

My father-in-law is also my stepfather.

And my step mother is also my mother-in-law.

And my daughter-in-law is also my step daughter.

And if we go on with this, we'll never get off the ship.

[Laughing]

[Interposing voices]

Bye bye.

Ah, there you are.

Oh, congratulations.

You know, you may not have won that newlywed contest,

but you're still my favorite couple.

Oh, thank you, Isaac.

And do you know what is good about getting married?

What?

Well, I don't know.

I though maybe you did.

I guess not.

Nice talking to you. - Ok.

Bye.

Bye.

Marv, Emily.

Sweetheart, I didn't have time to get you an engagement ring,

but with Julie's help, your wedding present is waiting.

- Where? - Right there.

[Gasps]

Marv, I love it!

[Laughing]

We're going to take a little spin.

[Inaudible]

Isaac: So long.

My plane leaves for curacao in an hour.

I'm not coming back until I find gopher.

Oh, please call as soon as you find him.

Don't worry, doc, you can call collect.

Yeah.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Captain: Bye.

Well I have to hand it to you, Mr. Evans.

I was worried you wouldn't pull it off.

50 brides and grooms.

Well, I was worried too, but only about the 51st.

Oh, Larry, I'll meet you at the terminal.

All right?

Uh-- oh, yes.

Yes, of course.

Thanks for the best trip I ever had in my life.

And I had fun too.

I loved being with you.

- Me too. - Bye, bye, dear.

Bye, bye.

Oh, I'll never forget you, merrill.

You know that.

If you did, i'd never forgive you.

Hmm.

You'll, uh-- take care of yourself.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

I'm, uh-- glad that things are working for you and Larry.

But if they don't--

Uh-- bye, bye.

Bye.

[Music playing]

Gopher, what are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

I'm coming home to my ship, the one I never

thought I'd see again, as I was rotting away in a curacao jail,

thanks to you.

But thanks the daughter of a south American diplomat,

I got out.

Well, why didn't you tell me you were all right?

You had me worried to death.

Oh, doc, I really made you nervous, huh?

You're darn right.

Oh, well, I got you some curacao drugs for your nerves.

Here, take two of these and call me in the morning.

Gopher?

Gopher!

[Inaudible]

[Laughing]

Well, well, well, can I offer you two a lift?

Sure.

Ok.

Oh, watch out.

Vamonos.

Gopher.

They're just friends.

Hey, uh-- go--

gopher, you-- you got room for me?

Hey, we're still pals, aren't we?

Yeah.

We're still pals.

Heck-- and sometimes, pals do things to each other

that they later regret, right?

Of course.

Right.

And I'm sure as your pal, I'll later regret this.

Go.

Tell the captain I'm home.

Gopher, come back.

Gopher!

[Music playing]