All language subtitles for The Dog Who Saved Halloween - 2011.en

George, what are you doing?

The crazy neighbor next door
is up to something.

Come on, Zeus.
Let'’s go check it out.

I'’m telling you, buddy,
ever since we moved
into our new home,

some weird things
have been happening.

You know I have
issues about going out
in thunderstorms.

Ooh, I know.
Let'’s go back inside

'’cause The Real Housepuppies
of Beverly Hills
is about to start.

Come on, buddy.
You'’re not afraid of a little
thunderstorm, are you?

Me? Afraid?

Come on. Us Patterson men
gotta stick together.

Okay.

You owe me a big steak
for this, George.

All right,
back me up, buddy.

Back me up.

Back you up?
Who'’s gonna back me up?

Can'’t we just come back
when the storm'’s over?
Please?

It'’s okay, buddy. It's okay.
I got a bad feeling
about this.

Seems like there'’s
someone in there, buddy.

That'’s great.
Let'’s go. Come on.

Thunder? Ahh!
Zeus, come on!

Zeus!

Zeus!

Zeus!

Bats!

Ooh! Ah! Ahh!

George, watch out!
Cover your head!

I can'’t look.

George, is that you?

Zeus! Zeus! I can'’t see!
I can'’t get this off my head!

Sounds like
the new neighbor.

Bruno, what are you doing?

I wanna see what'’s going on.

Georgie, look out
for the tombstones!

Ohh! My brain!

I'’m coming, George!

Georgie, look out!

No!

Medusa!

You tell that idiot
to stay out of our yard!

Oh, yeah?
Well, I'’m a former K-9,
and I smell probable cause.

I'’m sorry, Georgie.
I heard the thunder,
and it scared me.

Oh. Well.
That could'’ve gone better.

Um, you might want
to turn around.

I got out of bed for this?

This is unbelievable.

Ahh! Hey, honey.

Did you get a haircut?

Oh, George!
Moron!

♪ I was having a party
on Halloween ♪

♪ When some ghostly things
came to visit me ♪

♪ With chains and fangs
and bandaged heads ♪

♪ I couldn'’t tell
if they were live or dead ♪

♪ Boo, said the ghost

♪ Raah, went the vampire

♪ Ooh, said the werewolf
on the full moon rising ♪

♪ Zombies were moaning

♪ Ghouls were groaning

♪ No one'’s ever gonna
believe this story ♪

♪ And then when I saw
what happened next ♪

♪ I must say
I was quite perplexed ♪

♪ As I was sure
they would all eat me ♪

♪ But instead they came in
to join the party ♪

♪ Boo, said the ghost

♪ Raah, went the vampire

♪ Ooh, said the werewolf
on the full moon rising ♪

♪ Zombies were moaning

♪ Ghouls were groaning

♪ No one'’s ever gonna
believe this story ♪

♪ Boo, said the ghost

♪ Raah, went the vampire

♪ Ooh, said the werewolf
on the full moon rising ♪

♪ Zombies were moaning

♪ Ghouls were groaning

George. We'’ve only
lived here two months.

Do you know how hard
I have worked to try to
get everyone to like us?

Looks like someone'’s
in the doghouse now, Georgie.

Belinda, has it ever
occurred to you

that maybe I'’m trying
to protect this family?

You know, it'’s not like
we moved out of state.
We moved three blocks.

I'’ll do better next time,
George, I promise.

It was just I was scared
by the thunderstorm
and the lightning.

I don'’t know
what came over me.

It'’s all right, buddy.
It'’s probably just an accident.

Besides, something
did happen at that house.

Did you actually
see anything?

Yeah, I did.
You know.

A little bit.
I don'’t think "a little bit"
is gonna hold up in court.

Eat your cereal.
But what about
that strange noise?

Oh, and that creepy light
coming from the attic?

George, you gotta tell her.
You gotta tell her!

Mom, my stinger
fell off again.

Kara, honey, I'’ve already
sewn it on three times.

What kind of a bee
doesn'’t have a stinger?

A dead one.
Honey,

just leave it here and I'’ll
sew it on again later, okay?

Ricky Jameson said it'’s lucky
no one called the cops.

Smooth move there, Pops.

Oh, be nice to your father.

Tell Ricky Jameson
to mind his own business.

Ow! Ben!
Sorry.

What have I told you about
playing with this in the house?

Hey, Dad, check it out.
I made some modifications.

See that?
That'’s pretty cool.

Let me show you.

Ooh, what'’s that?
Zeus!

Hey, come here.
Come here, you. Come here.

Stop torturing the dog.

Cut it out. Okay, look.
Take that thing upstairs.

You get dressed for school,
take off your wings,

and then come back down
and have your breakfast, okay?

I'’m not even hungry either.
I'’m just gonna go to work.

Be careful, George,
or they'’re gonna
put a cone on you.

You are not going anywhere
with that leg. Sit down.

Just call the office

and tell them that
you need the week off.

Sweet! It'’ll be
you and me, Georgie,
all day long.

We can play fetch.
You can rub my belly,
give me extra doggie treats.

Just try not to make
a mess around the house
while you'’re here, okay?

Because Friday is our
Halloween housewarming party,

and it'’s our last chance
to make a good impression
on the neighbors.

Okay.

All right. And stay
out of trouble, you.

Yeah, you hear that?

Honey?
Yeah.

I was talking to you.

Oh. Okay.

Busted!

Stewey?

What?
Put the egg down.

I'’m hungry.
It'’s an egg.
Stop it!

Leave it alone.

We'’re gonna get
in trouble, okay?

We gotta make
a good impression.
Let'’s go.

Here she comes.

All right, let'’s see,
we'’ve got Ted Stein

and Stewey McMahon.

Aren'’t you just precious people?

Two counts of
breaking and entering.

Two counts of attempted theft.

Two counts
of animal endangerment.

I don'’t even want to ask
what that'’s about.

One count of vandalism
of public property.
Quite the resume.

Thank you.
I told you!

Um, Miss--
Ms. or Mrs.?

Mrs. is fine.

Miss Cloverfield, um,

I just want you to know
that Stewey and I

are very, very happy
to be here.

Thank you very much for
giving us this chance, and, uh,

we plan on becoming very
productive members of society,
and we thank you so much

for this opportunity.

And might I add,

you look very beautiful today.

Well, let'’s get one thing
perfectly clear, twinkletoes:

I don'’t like you.

I didn'’t like you
before I came in this room.

I don'’t even like you
before you were born.

I'’m not even sure
I like your mother.

So, what we'’re gonna do, we're
gonna start all over again.

This is gonna be a fresh start
for the both of you.

You will complete
the work release program.

Every single step.

And if I'’m lucky,

I will make upstanding citizens
of the two of you.

Otherwise, it'’s back to prison
for both of you.

And I don'’t mean
just a year this time

because this is my world, baby,
and in my world,

characters pay for their crimes.

Do you have that?

Now, got that out of the way.

Have I got the perfect
assignment for the two of you.

Thanks, Ted.
Look what you got us into.

Jackpot! Barbecue!
My favorite flavor.

Thank you, my friend.
You know what goes with this?
A can of cola.

One cola
coming right up.

Oh, do I got him trained.

Okay, here we go.
Just a little tug here.

Pull and, uh, bingo!

Hey, thanks, buddy.

What do you think?
Chappy marathon?

No wife, no kids, no work.

Sounds good to me.
There we go. Share the love.
This is the life,baby.

One for you.
Absolutely.

One for me.
Love it. Mmm! Come on,
keep '’em comin'.

Let'’s go.
Let'’s have a contest.

Oh, I'’m on. Let's go. Down.
Mm! Here we go.

Umm. Best day ever!

Ah. How much TV can I watch?
How many chips can I eat?

What is it, Georgie?

How about some fresh air?

This is so much fun.
I wanna try.

That is the coolest thing
I'’ve ever seen!

Huh?

What?

I am hurrying.

George, George, no, no, no.
N-N-Not Mr. Weagle.

No, no, don'’t-- Oops.

What the--
What the heck?

Oh!

Oh!

Hey, honey, you'’re--

Bannister!

Sorry. My bad.

Uh, why don'’t we go inside?

George! Ahh--

He shouldn'’t cry
over spilt milk.

What'’s happening
to this neighborhood?
I told you we should'’ve moved.

Hey, G-man!

Look what the cat dragged in.

Ah. What'’s up, Max?

Well, nice work
last night.

Waking up
the whole neighborhood,
maybe the whole town.

Way to impress
your new neighbors, duh!

Don'’t you work
for a living?

Oh, come on, G-man!

You know I make
web sites at home.

What a nerd!

Which reminds me,

if the missus needs to
hit me up for a web site,

you just give me
a jingle.

Give her a discount.

Okay. Yeah.

We'’ll be sure
to let her know.

So, uh...

did you get a look at what
was going on up in there?

No, why?

Oh, come on.

Guy'’s been living there
nine months.

No one knows anything
about him. Nothing?

No one knows anything?

Is he living there alone?

Yes, he is.

With that creepy dog of his.

Creepy?
More like psychotic.

If you ask me,

I think
he'’s a mad scientist.

The postman tells me he gets
these mysterious packages,

some of them
marked "hazardous."

You see, George?
You see?

I told you I had
a bad feeling about him.

I mean, who knows what kind
of weird experiments
he'’s performing up there.

You know, with... with...

eight-legged pigs,

or... flying gerbils.

Icks!
Flying gerbils?

Uh, it'’s not too late
to move again, is it, George?

Uhh!

He could be
up there right now.

Right now?

What?

One, two, three,
four, five, six.

Look, Mother,
it'’s that creepy neighbor.

Honey, look.
What?

Come on. Come on.
What, what--
Wh-Who'’s that?

It'’s him.

It'’s her.

What is that?

I don'’t know.

I'’m telling you, Georgie,
this guy is bad news.

Those aren'’t
dog biscuits.

Well, uh, listen,
I, uh, I gotta go.

There'’s a special
one-hour Judge Jimmy.
I can'’t miss it.

Good luck.

And he wonders why
he'’s still single.

I'’m telling you, Zeus,

I don'’t know what's going on,
but something'’s afoot.

I think so, too, Georgie.
I think so, too.

Rusty, what'’s up, dawg?

Hey, kid, wanna play?

Look, out, ladies.
Oscar is on the prowl.

Hey, that'’s mine!
Get back here!

Finders, keepers.

I know I put that bone
in here somewhere.

I'’ll get it, I'll get it!

Gotcha!
I got it! I got it!

Sanitation? Yoga?

You gotta be kidding me.
We should have just
stayed in prison.

Over here.
Got a fresh one for ya.

I swear those dogs
are watching me.

It'’s all in your head,
Stewey.

It'’s not in my head, Ted!
I don'’t like dogs.

I can swear they'’re watching me
with those brown, little
beady eyes right now.

Of course we'’re watching you.
You'’re an idiot.

Get out of here.
Why don'’t you
make me, tubby?

Shoo!
This is our park!

I can'’t stand those dogs, Ted.

The feeling'’s mutual, pal.

Stewey,
I was reading my book,

and it says that we are
stuck in what is called

a "self-destructive cycle."

Listen, Ted,
I can'’t go straight.
You understand me?

I tried to go straight
before. I can'’t do it.

Relax. Stewey,
nobody'’s going straight.

Okay? We just have to find
a way to break the cycle.
All right.

Push back a couple years
of bad karma,

and then-- whoo-whoop foop--
we'’re on Easy Street.

Easy Street.

They got Chinese food
on Easy Street? They got
burritos on Easy Street?

Probably.
You better make sure,
'’cause I'm sick of this, Ted.

I been out a half hour.
You got me cleaning stuff.

You got me picking up dog poop.
You got me picking up garbage.

I can'’t do it no more.
You got me sweating up
a storm. Look!

I'’m sweating,
you understand me?

Ew.

You got a little--
You got some--

What?

Did I get it?

Yeah, you got it.
Where you going?

I'’m talking to you.
I can'’t go clean.

I can'’t do it!
What'’s that smell?

Ted! Come back here, Ted.

Hah! And they call me fat.

Aren'’t we a little too old
to be carving pumpkins?

Ben, this is
a Bannister family tradition.

I did it with my dad,
he did it with his,

and now I'’m
doing it with you.

What about me, George?
Don'’t I get a pumpkin?

Can'’t we do something fun?
Let'’s break out the Ouija board!

Absolutely not. It'’s not good
to mess around with that stuff.

Not with All Hallow'’s Eve
just around the corner.

There'’s no such things
as ghosts, right, Mommy?

Sure there are.
Of course not, sweetheart.

No, honey, there'’s
no such thing as ghosts.

Don'’t worry, Kara.
He'’s just pullin' your paw.

Aren'’t you, George?

Okay.

Zeus, the lights, please.

Oh, boy.

Here we go.

George?
What?

What are you doing?

It'’s time Ben and Kara
knew about

the story of
the Hookmen from Halloween.

The what?

I don'’t think
that'’s a good idea.

It was a cold and quiet night,

George?

Much like the one...
tonight.

Your mother and I were
going out on a date.

Don'’t listen to him.

We ran out of gas
and broke down

just outside of town,

but it was right next
to the railroad tracks.

Choo-choo.

And as your mother and I
sat quietly in the car,

we heard a noise.

It was a thump... and a thump.

And we thought,

it'’d get further
and further away.

And did it?

No. It got closer.

And closer,
with a thump and a thump.

Then I heard a noise.
It was metal on metal!

And as I looked
outside the window,

I saw...

What?

I saw a hook! Ah!

George!
What?

You have
scared her to death.

She'’s gonna have
nightmares now.

Belinda,
it'’s a Halloween story.

George!

Good going, Dad.

Ben, come on!
You love Halloween stories.

This whole family
has got to get in the mood.

Zeus, it wasn'’t
that bad, was it?

I'’m sleeping
in your bed tonight, George.

All right, buddy,
let'’s make it quick.

It'’s cold out here.

Oh, George, look.

Something'’s
going on next door.

What'’s going on?

Who would'’ve thought
of getting a delivery
in the middle of the night?

Okay, so the mail guys
got new uniforms?

Maybe it'’s new equipment
for his experiments.

I don'’t know.
That'’s not normal.

Okay, Georgie,
we have to tell somebody.

Yeah. I'’ll tell Belinda.

Come on.

Belinda, I'’m telling you,
they had this van
that pulled up,

and these guys in robes
came out with this equipment,

and they were taking it out
of the van and bringing it
to the creepy house.

Honey, it sounds like they
were just getting a delivery
of some kind, okay?

I'’m gonna go to sleep. Okay?

You know Weird Max?

He said that the mailman
told him that this guy'’s
some kind of scientist.

George?

Yeah?
So what if he is a scientist?

Yeah, like a crazy, spooky
Copernicus scientist.

George, I can see that you
have completely overreacted
to the situation.

You have already completely
terrified your daughter.

Do you really want
to make it worse?

Yeah. I think our daughter
should be terrified.

It'’ll thicken
the Bannister skin.

There'’s some crazy stuff
going on over there, Belinda.

I'’m telling you,
it happened.Okay.

Okay, okay. Honey?
It happened.

I believe you, okay?

Now, unlike you, I have
to get up and go to work
in the morning.

So I'’m gonna go
to sleep, okay?

Honey, listen to this.

"Two high-voltage
electron generators

were stolen from the Semaneck
power plant late last night."

Hmm.

You know what I'’m thinking?

Maybe that'’s what those guys
were carrying up to the house!

I knew he was no good.

Two high-voltage
electron generators.
You know what that means?

They have enough power...
George.

Enough power to do what, Daddy?

Didn'’t you
ever see Frankenstein?

Enough power
to get one of those

ultra-powerful hair dryers
like your mama wants.

Sweetheart, you just eat
your breakfast and don'’t
listen to your father

because sometimes
he says crazy things.

I'’m telling you, this guy
is up to no good, Georgie.

We gotta be
on high alert here.

Oh!

Can I come in?

Sure. Over there.

Something wrong
with the doorbell?

Hi.
Hi.

Hi, Monique.
Hi.

I hope I'’m not intruding.

Oh, no,
not at all.

Can I get you
some cereal or--

I know.
How about some pants?

No, thanks, no.
I'’m not gonna stay.

I just wanted to find out
if any of you had seen Rufus.

Something happened to Rufus?

Is that a cat?

Yes. A very beloved cat.

He'’s been missing
since last night.

Last night? Huh?

Kent said he saw him playing
with you-know-who'’s dog
after supper,

but he didn'’t
answer the door.

I don'’t think
he'’s a people person.

Wait. Th-The neighbor'’s dog?
Uh-oh.

Anyway,
if you wouldn'’t mind,

I'’d appreciate it if you'd
show these to anyone

who might know where
my poor, defenseless
little pookie-poo is.

Sure thing, Monique.

Thanks.

Bye, George.

Bye, Monique.

Oh, goodness.
Well, that poor thing.

She just really loves
this little cat.

Sure hope she finds him.

Yeah, well, probably dead
and buried in someone'’s yard.

What was that?
I just said that
the coffee is very good,

and Rufus is probably running
around someone'’s backyard.

Oh. Well, good.
You can just keep
your eye out for him

while you'’re recuperating.

Oh! Honey!

Watch.
That'’s the bad leg.

And promise me.
Yeah?

No more snooping
around the neighbor'’s yard.

Okay, let'’s see
what we got.

Wow! These toys are
a lot fancier than
when I was a kid.

You'’re telling me.
My toys just squeak.

Okay, Eli Cole,
show me what you'’re up to.

So, what do you see, Georgie?
Anything?

All right, we got a bogey
in the southeast perimeter.

Man! Look at
the security system
this psycho has.

Uh, what is that
in the ground?

Looks like his dog
likes to dig,
I'’ll tell you that.

Yeah, those would be some
pretty big bones there, George.

All right,
let'’s check out inside,
see what we got.

What is that?
That doesn'’t look like
a recipe for candied apples.

I want a turn, Georgie.
Let me look!

What the heck?

"Countdown to zero hour."

That doesn'’t sound good.

Where the heck did he go?

Whoa! How ya doin'’?

Hi. How are ya?

I, uh...

Sorry, I'’m birdwatching.
Little hobby of mine.

Nutjob.

You think he bought it?

Well, if something'’s
gonna go down in two days,

we'’re gonna have to
get inside, Zeus.

Uh, George, y-you mean
you actually wanna go...

inside the house?

Now, remember, Mommy,

I wanna go to every house
in the neighborhood this year.

Don'’t shortchange me
my candy, all right?

Nice outfits.
Love the color.

Ted, how come we can'’t
go trick-or-treating?

You really want
to risk our freedom
for a little bit of candy?

It depends.
What type of candy they got?

Remember what I told you
about being stuck
in a self-destructive cycle?

Ted, you'’re starting to scare me
with the self-help stuff.

Do you really think it'’s
our destiny to be stuck here

picking up trash and dog poop
for the rest of our lives?

No!

No. So we gotta
break the cycle.

I got plans. Big plans.
You got plans, right?

You still wanna open up
your little butcher shop

right there
on the beach, right?

Yeah.
Okay, so we finish

Miss Cloverfield'’s
stupid little program,

we'’re on the first flight
to Daytona, and we'’re
hooking up with Tony Roe.

No more picking up
dog poop.

No more picking up
dog poop.

How you gonna do that?

I don'’t know.
I'’ll think of something.

Hey, what'’s up, buddy?

I want some! Me! Me!
No, no, no, no.

You can'’t have this.

This, my friend,
is a store-bought pumpkin pie

that we'’re gonna give to our
wonderful neighbor, Mr. Cole.

Ah! I see where
you'’re going with this.

Place it into
the pre-heated oven

for approximately
five minutes.

Watch out, Julia Child.

And we have ourselves
a home-baked pumpkin pie.

Sneaky. I love it!

Hi.
Hey.

What you doing, Daddy?
Oh, I just made

a little pumpkin pie
for Mr. Cole.

You just wanna go
inside his house.

Uh, well,
you know what, son?

There'’s nothing wrong with
being a little neighborly.

Fine. Then we'’re
coming with you.

I don'’t think
that'’s a good idea.

Honey?
What?

Take a look.

What?

Mmmgh! Look at that.

Come on, George.
You watch the cop shows.

We got a pie, not a warrant.

Hey.

I don'’t see any sign
of Cujo anywhere.

Godspeed, G-man.

Now or never, Zeus.

Why don'’t we just
friend him on Facebook?

Look, Daddy. He fixed
the scarecrow you broke.

Oh, yeah.
What do you know?

Ugh!

That'’s disgusting!
Eww!

Ugh!

Gross!

All right. Don'’t worry
about it now, Ben.

You sure we shouldn'’t
wait for backup?

Age before beauty, Daddy.

Huh? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, normally.

But in a situation
like this, honey,

you know,
Daddy'’s hands are full.

Maybe...

Cowards.

Aw, shucks. No one'’s home.
Let'’s get goin', guys.

Guess he wants us
to come in.

Fine. Everyone, follow me.

Mr. Cole?

George Bannister
from next door.

George, uh, I think
we should get out of here,

Hello? Mr. Cole?

This is gonna be good.

Uh, we baked you
a nice, fresh pumpkin pie.

A little friendly thing.

Wait for me!

Here, buddy.

I don'’t believe that
they got nuts. I love nuts.

Look, Daddy.
He'’s got fish.

Oh, yeah.

Sometimes they like you
to play with them.

Look, finger food!
Ow!

Ah!

Dad, are you okay?
Zeusie!

Yeah, I'’m fine, Ben.

Boy!

I can'’t take you anywhere.

What is it, Daddy?

Rufus'’s collar.

Rufus? You mean,
Monique'’s missing cat?

Dad! Look.
Over there.

Who'’s that?

Here.

Hey, Mr. Cole.

George Bannister.

These are my kids,
Ben and Kara.

I was wondering
if you'’d like a--

Oh! How you doin'’?

What, you never saw
a skeleton before?

You'’re the new neighbors.

Yes. Yeah,
I'’m George Bannister.

And these are my...

my kids.

This is my son--

Kara, my daughter,

and Ben, my son.

And, of course, Zeus.

You know,
like the Greek god.

I'’m Medusa,
like the Goddess of Death!

Oh, that'’s nice.

Eli Cole.

What are you doing
in my house?

Trying to find out
what you'’re up to.

Well, we were
just out walking Zeus,

and we thought
we would come over

and bring you
a nicely fresh pumpkin pie

I baked for you.

I hate pumpkin pie.

Oh.

Medusa, why don'’t you
take Zeus and the children

and show them around,

while I entertain
Mr. Bannister.

Come.

Here, honey.

If we'’re not back
in ten minutes,

call Search and Rescue.

Watch out
for trapdoors.

This way, blondie.

Ladies first.
Come on, kids.

Can I get you anything?
A Bloody Mary.

No, water'’s fine.
Thank you.

You know, I was just noticing
your fish tank here.

I was wondering
what kind of fish
you have in here.

Piranha.
Oh, hey, piranha.

Here'’s your water.

Oh.

Yeah, I'’m sorry
about that.

Sit.
Oh, yeah, sure.

You'’re not thirsty?

Oh, no. No, I actually
had a big lunch, so...

Drink it.

Okay.

Quite a glass of water
you got there.

Cashews?

Cashews? No, thank you.

I don'’t like
furry cashews.

Who you calling "furry"?

That'’s just Shelley.
She'’s harmless.

So, Mr. Bannister...

you'’re the one that destroyed
my display in the yard.

Yes, yes, I am,
and I'’m terribly sorry, sir.

It was an accident,
and I'’d be glad to pay you back.

Dr. Cole, is it?

Professor. And that
won'’t be necessary.

Oh. Okay.

Professor. Thanks.

Professor of, uh...

Paranormal research.

Oh, paranormal research. Oh!

Very sorry, sir,
about that.

I didn'’t mean to...
alarm you.

Sometimes I don'’t--
Oh!

This is quite a house
you got here.

You know, the workmanship
is just-- You don'’t see
this woodwork anymore.

The problem with these homes
is the attics.

Very drafty. I mean, we can
jump up there and take a look.

No.
No.

Okay.

The house is settling.

So, anything you want
to tell me about Rufus,

the missing cat
from across the street?

What are you supposed to be,
some kind of cop?

Some kind of cop? No.
I'’m a retired K-9 police dog.

A police dog that'’s
afraid of thunderstorms?

You'’ve gotta be kidding me!

Hey, I wasn'’t afraid.

That'’s not
what I saw.

Yeah? What about
the strange noises coming
from your house at night?

Wanna say anything
about those?

I'’m not gonna say
another word until
my lawyer gets here.

That'’s fine,
but just so you know,
I'’ll be watching you.

No, I'’ll be watching you.

Find anything?

I think I found a doll.

I noticed you'’ve had some kind
of a power drain or something.

I noticed
a green light upstairs.

Are you running
any kind of heavy machinery?

You'’re bugging me
with all these questions.

It'’s an old house.
The wiring needs to be redone.

Hmm. Interesting, because I
also heard some loud noises

late at night.

I find that Halloween

is a particularly
interesting time

for me to indulge
my... talents.

I do most of the legwork.

Talents. Right.

And Halloween is about,
what, two days away?

Ew, Louise!
I have an idea.

We'’re having a bit of
a get-together tomorrow night.

Halloween party for
the neighbors, you know.

Why don'’t you stop on by and,
you know, bring the wife?

Unfortunately, I'’ll be
working at the school lab

all night long.
Bummer.

In fact,

if you don'’t mind,
I'’ve really got to be
getting back to work.

Yeah. Okay. Well, I'’m sure
you have plenty to do.

And thank you for the water.
That was delicious.

It was a pleasure
meeting you, Professor.

Happy Halloween.

Oh! Yessiree.

Okay, kids, Zeus,
let'’s go! Come on!

Okay, take it easy.

I believe they'’re
starting to suspect.

Two days, Medusa.

Just two more days.

Would anybody happen to know
what this meeting is about?

Maybe he and
the kids saw something when
they broke in next door.

I'’ll bet you 10 bucks
this is a waste of time.

Oh, honey, behave.

Good afternoon, guys.
Some of you are
probably wondering

why I even called
this little meeting.

We'’re supposed to be
having dinner in the city.
Sushi.

Yeah. What'’s going on,
Bannister?

Well, some of you might recall
that earlier in the week,

my friend Zeus and I

have heard some
mysterious noises coming from...

this house.

Not to mention
a strange light

coming from the attic.

Was that before or after
you started crying
like a little girl

and woke up
the whole block?

Laugh as you will,

but let me
tell you something.

This house belongs
to the one and only

Professor Eli Cole.

And his partner in crime,
Medusa.

Yes! I knew he was
a scientist. I knew it!

Except, Max,
there'’s a problem.

I happened to call every college
within a 50-mile radius,

and no one has heard
of Eli Cole.

George?

Maybe you should
just get to the point.

Tell them about
the electron generators,
George.

Please, Belinda,
Exhibit A.

This you
probably recognize

as a high-voltage
electron generator,

stolen from the Semaneck
power plant late last night.

Not one hour later,
Professor Eli Cole received
a mysterious late-night delivery

with the same size
and description as this.

And the deliver guys
were wearing creepy robes.
You should'’ve seen it.

Can you believe--

Exhibit B: Rufus.

Honey?Yeah.

Rufus. Sorry.

The cat,
Rufus, missing

ever since
the same generator
had been stolen.

I already told Monique I saw him
playing with Cole'’s dog.
Uh-huh.

Oh, you did?
You told Monique that you
saw him with Cole'’s dog?

Show them the collar, George.

Well, then,
if that'’s the case,

then how is this
in the house?

Rufus'’s collar!

That'’s right, Max.
Rufus'’s collar.

And also take a look
at Exhibit C.

Honey?

What is this?

Honey,
that'’s Exhibit C.

Okay? Just pass it.

No, thanks.

What, did you blow
your nose in this?

That, my friend,
was taken off the shoe

of my son, Ben, after
he tromped in the yard
of one Eli Cole.

No, it'’s true, people!
I was there!

And this
is important, why?

This shows that
there'’s evidence that there's
paranormal activity out there.

Please stop laughing.

Oh, this is evidence.

Evidence that
you'’re losing your mind.

Oh! Ooh.

Oh!

That'’s disgusting!

That'’s Evidence C!

Does anybody have
a Handi-Wipe or a Wet-Nap?

Oh, thank you.
Hey...

Oh, he got slimed!
That'’s awesome.

Also, might I add,
that this gentleman
has a chart

counting out the days to
something called "Zero Hour."

Do I know what it is?
No, I don'’t, but I'll
tell you what.

I'’m not gonna put my family
at risk, and I don'’t think
you should either.

And just what do you propose
we do about it?

I propose we go over there
and see where the proof is.
All right? Who'’s with me?

That'’s it.
I'’m out of here.

Come on.
We need the Weagles.

Good night, Bannister.
Oh, Bruno.

We'’re outta here.

Come on.
Good night, Bannister.

Edelsteins, please.

Oh, uh...

Keep it. Yeah.

Kent? Marilyn?
It'’s okay.

Ohh...
So you really found
this stuff in his yard?

Max, I'’m telling you,
this guy is up to no good.

All I need
is the evidence.

Well, let me know
when you find it.

I wouldn'’t go near
that place if you paid me.

Bye.
Can you believe that?

Are you pleased
with yourself, George?

Do you see
what you'’ve done?

Belinda, I feel very strongly
about this stuff, okay?

Oh, George.

Where you going?
We live here.

George, let '’em go.
You and me can stop this guy.

I need some time to think.
Let'’s go to the park.

Give me that.
What are you doing?

I can'’t control myself.
Stop it! Give me the stick!

Do you want to go
back to jail?
Just give me the stick.

Will these two
just give it a rest?

I can'’t believe it.
I mean, not even Max
seemed to care.

He'’s scared, George.

They probably
all are.

Yeah, well, I just
thought getting out

would clear my mind, but I
can'’t stop thinking about it.

Someone'’s got to help us
get into that house.

No! Can'’t be.

I need the stick!

Hey.

Zeus, look at that.

Aren'’t those the two guys
that broke into our house

and stole Bella?

Oy vey.
What are they doing?

Yeah. I think it is.

You know what? You'’re right.
Let me at '’em, George.

Stop it!
You hear that?
You hear that dog barking?

It'’s a dog barking!
No, no, no. That'’s
a familiar bark right there.

It'’s every dog bark--
We'’re in a dog park!
Give me the stick!

What a coincidence.

What are the odds?
Do you know what this is?

It'’s a really
bad idea.

No! This is a sign, buddy.

We'’re finally gonna find out
what'’s inside that house.

Look, I'’m all in favor
of bringing this guy down,

but there has got
to be another way.

Look. Just let me
do all the talking.

My lips are sealed.

Hey! Would you pull
yourself together, okay?

We'’re gonna be late
for our next appointment.
We have to go?

Yes, we have to go!

Stop it! Let go!
Let me take it.

Stop it! Let it go now!

Excuse me. Guys.
It'’s him! It's them!

That'’s the guy
who put us in jail!

And if it was up to me,
you'’d still be there.

Relax, relax, relax.

I was just out walking
my dog Zeus here, and...

I noticed that you were
picking up some dog poop.

Yes, sir,
Mr. Bannister.

That'’s part
of our probation.

We are trying to become
more productive members
of society.

So, we'’re not
doing anything wrong.

Oh, well, fantastic.

That goes right in line
with what I have to say.

You know, it'’s
kind of crazy,

but I have a little bit
of a proposition for you.

Do you got a moment
to hear it out?

Don'’t do it. Don't do it.
I don'’t trust him.

Do you mind if I confer with
my associate for one second?

Sure. Yeah.

Okay?
You hear my stomach?

I'’m anxious.
My stomach is never wrong.

Okay, listen.
Them being here.
Us being here.

Okay, I think
this is destiny.

No, it'’s trouble.
No. Okay.

We'’re the unstoppable
force, right?
No.

We'’re the unmovable object.
No, what happens
when two forces--

opposing forces--
collide?

You call
your insurance company.
No.

They reverse
direction.

I got that good canine
hearing thing, George,

and I'’m telling you,
these guys are trouble.

This is our chance
to change everything.

No more bad luck.
Okay, no more probation.

No more
picking up dog poop!

You sure?
Yes.

Mr. Bannister, we'’d like
to hear what you have to say,

but we'’re late
for our next appointment.

Okay, well,
I'’ll tell you what.

Zeus and I have nothing to do.
Why don'’t we go with you
on the next appointment?

What kind
of an appointment is it?

Hey, why are
we here again?

Court-ordered.
And there'’s a lot
of hot chicks here. Psst!

She don'’t like me
'’cause my "chi's" cloudy.

Stewey, how many times
I gotta tell you,
it'’s not "chi," it's "chee."

Ugh! Someone, please,
crack open a window!

And coming to
your hands and knees.

Inhale,

and thread your right arm
through your left.

What kind of position is this?
Mr. Bannister,

what is it that you wanted
to talk to us about?

I want you guys to break in
to my neighbor'’s house.

What?
Shh!

I told you
this was a bad idea.

Sorry.

Look, it'’s really important.

This guy'’s
up to something bad.

I don'’t know what it is.
I gotta find out.

Ted, I don'’t like it.
I don'’t like it, Ted.
Shh.

Oh, well, they'’re
not interested. Time to go.

You guys are gonna be heroes.

You'’re not doing anything wrong.
You'’re not stealing anything.

You'’re gonna break in,
find the evidence that
I need to put him away,

and that'’s it.

Ted, I always
wanted to be a hero.
You know that.

And coming
to fire log pose.

I don'’t know about this,
Mr. Bannister.

We'’re already on probation.
It'’s a huge risk for us.

I'’ll pay you guys.
Wait, you'’re gonna
pay these guys?

How much?
Hey!

Let the man
make an offer.

I don'’t know.
How much you want?

How '’bout some candy?
Stewey, really?

It'’s Halloween.
I got no candy.

Okay, fine. Candy.

Now, wait a minute.
What about me?

Coming in
to downward facing dog.

Finally,
my kind of pose!

I just want to make sure
you guys are in or not.

How '’bout some
peanut butter cups?

Deal. Get you
a whole case.

What?
I know how to negotiate.

When?

Tonight.

This is the address.

I'’m gonna get outta here.
I got a little stomach issue
going on. Come on, Zeus.

All right, people, move it.
Canine coming through.

Right leg forward
into pigeon.

Ted, I can'’t
get out of this.

Ted, I can'’t
get out of this.

Namaste.

And a very Namaste
to you, too.

Oh...
Oh, boy.

There you are, George.
You are just in time
to help me

with all these decorations
for the party tonight.

Yeah, I got a little situation
going on right now.
You what?

Yeah, some business stuff
I'’m gonna go take care of,

but I'’ll do that
in a day or so.

Okay. All right.

All right, Zeusie.
Zeusie, you wanna help me?

Oh, good boy.
Always happy to help.

Go ahead. Go help
George with whatever'’s...

Here'’s the place, Ted.

Look at that house, Stewey.

Forget the house, Ted.
Look at the decorations.

I bet they have good candy
there for Halloween.

Popcorn balls
and peanut brittle

and candied apples
and chocolate mo-mos.

When I go trick-or-treating,
that'’s exactly where I'm going.

We'’re not going
trick-or-treating, Stewey.

Ted, you hear that?

Bannister didn'’t say nothing
about no dog, Ted!

Don'’t worry about the dog.
I'’ll handle the dog.

That'’s what you said
the last two times, Ted.

Stewey, I swiped
a couple of sleeping pills

from Miss Cloverfield'’s purse.

Okay? A couple of pills,
little juicy sausage.

Night-night, doggy.

You got sausage?
Can I have some?

No, Stewey!

We got movement.

That'’s him.

Ted, look at that.

Ho-ho!

Hallelujah.

A load like that, Stewey,
we could retire.

Ted, Ted, Ted.

You said you weren'’t
gonna take nothing, Ted.

That'’s not nothing, Stewey.
That'’s a trunk
full of solid gold.

Our luck, it'’s changing.
It'’s going good now.
Come on, Stewey. Look at that!

Ted, I can'’t go back to jail.
I told you that before.

I told that lady
at the office before.
I'’m not going back to jail!

We'’re not going
back to jail!

If we get caught, which
we'’re not gonna get caught,

we pin it on Bannister.

He hired us.
It'’s all on him. Hmm?

Ted, I told you before:
You always know how
to make me feel better.

Don'’t touch me, Stewey.
Ted, can I just
trick-or-treat real quick?

No trick-or-treating.
Let'’s get out of here.
We'’ll come back at dark.

What'’s wrong with you?
You'’re no fun, Ted!

That'’s what
the problem is.

Mmm-mwah!

Oh, good, you have some--
Oh, Good and Bad. I gotcha.

Oh, I love
your costumes.
Thanks.

Wow. Did you
make that yourself?

Yes, I actually did.
I sure did.

Oh, oh, hey, kids, kids,
no running in the house!

They'’re excited.
Oh, come on in,
come on in.

What a wonderful job
you'’ve done.
Welcome.

Oh, well, thank you.
There'’s punch here
on the table and cupcakes.

We'’ve got games in the other
room and pizza in the kitchen.

Just make yourselves
at home.

George! George,
the Weagles are here.

Okay, honey, tell the Weagles
I'’ll be right there.

Or not.

All right, here we go.
All set up.

This is looking good, buddy.

Zeus, where are you? Zeus!

What'’s the matter,
buddy?

I told you.
I'’m afraid of thunder.

Aw, come on.
The thunder, isn'’t it?
And the lightning.

Don'’t worry about it.
Little thunderstorm.
Be over in a second.

That'’s easy for you to say.

Peanut Butter,
this is Jelly.

Peanut Butter, this is Jelly.
What'’s your twenty?

Twenty? Peanut Butter?

Pea-- Is this Ted?

Put Ted on.

Gimme-- Shh!

Ted, where are you?

Jelly, this is
Peanut Butter.

We'’re moving
into position. Over.

I smell intruders.

Ted, the dog!
Shh-shh!

The dog, Ted.
Shh!

What'’s that, Ted?
Sausage.

Give me some.
I'’m hungry. Give me that!

It'’s got
sleeping pills in it.

That'’s all right.
I'’ll eat a little bite.

Stop it!

Here you go.

Three, two...

Eh?

You go in there first.
I'’m scared of the dog.

Sleeping.

Close it, close it.
Close it, Stewey.

All right, Stewey,
give me the clippers.

No. I'’m cutting this
this time.

Give me
the clippers, Stewey.

No.
Don'’t you remember
those houses

over on the north end,
those high-end alarm systems?

I remember,
and we almost got caught.

Let me do this. I worked for
an electrician for three months.

Watch this.
Move over.

Careful.
Wanna pick the right one.

Ted!
Let go of it, Stewey. Let go!

Ted! Ted!

Ted! Ted! Ted!

You okay?

♪ Twinkle, twinkle
little star ♪

♪ How I wonder...

Stew-Stewey. You okay?

Huh? You all right?

Your heart okay?

Yeah.
Okay.

What just happened?

Okay, let'’s go.

What was that?
Are you guys all right?

G-George!
Someone'’s coming.

Come in. Hey.

Mom'’s looking for you.
Okay. Yeah.

Zeus and I are getting
just the final touches
on our costumes.

We'’ll be right out.
We definitely weren'’t
spying on the neighbor'’s house.

Jelly, this is Peanut Butter.
Over.

What was that?
What was what?

Whatever. It'’s just--
Mom wants you to talk
to the guests.

Okay. I'’ll be out
in a second.

I'’ll be mingling
like crazy.

Okay.
Okay.

Whew! Oh, Zeus.
That was a close one, buddy.

Not sure I can be by your side
on this one, Georgie.

All right. I'’m gonna go
mingle with the guests.

You stay here, okay?
You gonna be all right?

I'’ll keep my eye on
Ted and Stewey over there.

Awesome. Man the fort.

Okay, wait for me, Georgie!

All right.
I learned this in Europe.

What, the slow part
of Europe? Give me this.

Stewey--
Let me show you how
we do it in Harlem.

Watch this.
Stewey, no, no, no.
Don'’t, don't.

Stew--

Okay.

Ted, I did it!
Okay, okay.

Stop.
Give me a flashlight.

I didn'’t bring
no flashlight.

You forgot the flashlights?
You didn'’t tell me
to bring no flashlight, Ted.

It'’s a nighttime job,
Stewey!

How are we supposed
to see what we'’re doing?

Turn on the lights.
There'’s no power.

There'’s got to be a candle
around here somewhere.
I'’ll find it.

You better find it!

Aha!

Good.

See? I'’m happy
I shoplifted
that lighter.

Ted. This place looks
like a haunted mansion.

Stewey,

there'’s no such thing
as ghosts!

Ted! Look!

Stewey! No funny business, okay?
Remember what we'’re here for!

What are we looking for?
I thought we were
trick-or-treating.

How about a trunk of gold?

Okay? Or anything else
out of the ordinary.

Like what
Mr. Bannister said.

Okay.

Ted!

What?
Nothing.

What'’s wrong with you?

It'’s all in your head.
Knock it off!

Are you sure?
Yes, I'’m sure.

Jelly, this is Peanut Butter.
Jelly, this is Peanut Butter.
Come in.

We swim 50 laps
every morning.

Mm-hmm. Twenty more
after dinner.

I bet you can'’t
doggy-paddle, though,
can you?

Jelly, this is Peanut Butter.

Jelly, this is
Peanut Butter. Over.

Excuse me
for a second.

Yeah, yeah, Peanut Butter,
this is Jelly. Go.

Okay, we'’re inside.
Okay, what you'’re

looking for is
probably in the attic.

Okay, we got it.
Over and out.

I don'’t--
George, George.

Yeah, honey.

Is everything okay?

Is anything ever just
okay with this family?

Yeah. Great.

Is that
a walkie-talkie?

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Honey, who you talking to?
Nobody, honey.

It'’s just a toy. You know,
a little pirate radio?

Uh, really, George?

Ted, Ted, Ted,
hold on.

Quit being such a baby.

Ted, I'’m scared,
not a baby.

Ted, I hate spiders
more than I hate dogs!

Hey, what did we ever do to you?

Ted, wait for me.

Stewey, stop!
Ted, I'’m scared.

Nothing to be scared of.

Ted? I think this house
is haunted, Ted. Ted!

What?
It'’s haunted.
I'’m telling you.

You'’re haunted, Stewey!
You'’re haunting me!

Now, be quiet.
Let'’s get this done.

George.
Yeah.

Honey, you'’re acting
very strange.

Even for you.
What is going on?

Nothing, Belinda.
Everything'’s great.

I mean, come on.
This is a strange holiday.

You'’re out
of punch here, G-man.

Oh, hey, sorry, Max.
I'’m gonna go grab that.

Listen. You stay
with the guests.

You look delightful,
Little Bo something.

And, you know,
have a good night.

Come on, Zeus.
Coming!

Honey--

Georgie, you see anything?
What'’s going on?

Man, I don'’t see anything
out there. No sign.

Peanut Butter, come in.
I'’m not seeing anything.
Where are you guys?

Peanut Butter,
this is Jelly.

Where are you?
What'’s going on?

Ha!

Ah!
Hey! Stop messing
around with that junk!

Let'’s find the gold.
I looked for it already.

I think the ghost
stole it.

How many times
do I have to tell you?

There'’s no such thing
as ghosts!

Ah! Stewey!
It won'’t open!
It won'’t open!

It won'’t open!
Try the other door!
Try the other door!

Come on, Ted! Ted!

Ted, I'’m stuck!

Stewey!
Push!

I'’m pushing!
Ted, push!

I'’m pushing.
I'’m pushing!

Ted, the dog!

Pull back, Ted!

I'’m pulling.
I'’m pulling!

Pull. Pull!

What was that?

What'’s the matter, buddy?

Aw, the storm, huh?

The storm bothering you?
It'’ll be over soon.

George, promise me
you won'’t say a word
to the other pets.

Oh. Something must have
happened to you.

It was my first day
on the job.

My partner and I chased
a burglar into this building

during a storm, and when
I heard the thunder,

I thought it was the
burglar shooting at us.

I was so scared,
I ran to hide.

My partner trusted me.
He needed me.
And what did I do?

I let the bad guy
get away.

Do you know
what us Bannisters do?

We count.
Count?

That'’s right, buddy.

We count the seconds
after we see the lightning
until the thunder.

And then the longer
the seconds take,

the further the storm.

I hope so.

Nothing to worry about.

We'’ll tear this place apart
till we find that gold.

Ted, I'’m coming with you.

You go that way.
I'’m gonna go this way.

Stewey, it'’s...

a bookshelf?

Where is this attic?
This is ridiculous.

Come on.
Keep looking, Stewey!

Stewey!
I'’m tired, Ted.

Ted! Ted! Ted!

Look, Ted!

Stewey!
Oh, great job, Stewey.

This has got to be it.
It'’s a secret door.
How do you--

Ted, in the movies,
they usually have like
a key in the book thing.

Move the books.
It'’s gotta be here.

Maybe there'’s
a secret lever
or something.

Ted, look. Colorado.
Skiing. Fun times.

I don'’t like
Colorado no more.

Stewey, come on.Ted.

You always said I was
an unstoppable force.

Move out of the way.
I'’m going through
this door.

All right, Stewey.
Get it.

Go get it.
Get it, Stewey, get it!

Look at that,
Stewey!
It'’s open, Ted.

No, no, let me.

Ted, I'’m scared.
Don'’t be scared.

A little bit
of gas, Ted.

Ted.

Ted.

Ted, wait for me.

Ted, I thought you said
you shut the lights off.
I did!

Then how come there'’s
lights still on?
I don'’t know, Stewey!

I'’m not a doctor!
Ted, look.

That looks like my eyeball.

Look at this place, Ted.

Ted, I don'’t know.
I think Bannister
was right.

This place is like
one big haunted movie.

Stewey.

There is it.

Isn'’t that the most
beautiful thing you'’ve ever
seen in your entire life?

I could cry.
Don'’t cry, Ted.

I could cry.
This is it.

Stewey, this is everything
we'’ve ever dreamed of.

Everything I ever wanted.
This is--

It'’s--

It'’s candy! Ah!

Ted, it'’s candy!
Look!

No, this can'’t be happening.

It'’s happening, Ted!
Fun time for Stewey!

Stewey! Stewey, no, no!
Don'’t close it! Stewey!

Stewey! Stewey!

The door!
Stewey, it closed!

I want to go home!
I want to go home!
I want to go home!

I want to go home! Mommy!

Mommy, I want to go home!
I want to go home!

Ted! Ahhh!

There'’s spiders!

Peekaboo!

♪ ♪

Ted! Ted!

Ted! Ted!

Ted!
No! Stewey, Stewey,
don'’t let it close!

Great, Stewey!
Now we'’re both stuck in here.

Oh, boy.

George, I hear a car.
I think he'’s coming.

Gotta go, Zeus.
Gotta go.

You better stop him
before he gets in his house.

10-4.

I'’ll just be here
waiting for you.

Ben!
George, George, George!
There you are.

I thought you were
getting the punch.
What punch?

What are you talking about?
Oh, punch. I'’m getting it.

What do you think I'’m doing?
Hey, listen, Ben.

You and Kara are gonna
distract Mr. Cole, all right?

What?
What what?

Don'’t say "what?"
I have a walkie-talkie!

I'’m running this operation!
Don'’t let him in the house!

Heads up!
Heads up!

I got an idea.
Follow me.

Kids, kids, where you go--
Wings, wings, wings, wings!

Uh... would anyone
like to bob for apples?

What strange neighbors.

Maybe the storm is over.

You can do it, Zeusie.

Come on, baby, just count.

Just like Georgie said.
One Mississippi,

two Mississippi,
three Mississippi--

Uhhh!

Whoops.

Excuse me.
I'’d like to go home now.

Excuse me!

Now we'’re talkin'.

Mom'’s not gonna
like this.

Hey, kids, what are you
doing out here in the...

thunderstorm?

H-Hey. Hey, Medusa.

Hey! Nice doggy!

Nice doggy didn'’t come
to work today.

Watch this.

Go right. Go right!

Now left. Now left!

I'’ll get you!
Get back here!

You in the pirate costume!
I'’m talking to you.
Get back here!

All right, I'’m gonna try.

Here we go. Yeah!

Go! Look at him go!

Hey, girl. Fetch.

Is that a toy for me?
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

He is so scared.
Look at him go!

Whoa! That'’s it!
I'’m calling the cops!

I gotta get back
to the telescope,
see what'’s going on.

Dad'’s gonna be in trouble.

What is going on
out here? You--

Benjamin and Kara Bannister,
you will listen to your mother
right now,

or you will both be
grounded until Christmas.

Dad asked us
to distract Mr. Cole.

What?
Why would he do that?

Look, both of you,
inside right now.
Get back inside.

Go. Ben.

Oh, George.

You have got
to be kidding me.

♪ ♪

Ted. Stewey.

♪ ♪

Don'’t see that every day.

Ted. Stewey.

Ted.

Stew-- Ooh!
George!

Belinda, what are
you doing here?
What am I doing here?

What are you doing here?
I'’m, uh, actually, uh--

George, George,
we have to go.
I'’m helping with Cole.

Mr. Cole is right outside
in the front. He could
come in at any minute.

What? Are you--
Yes, Ge--

♪ ♪

George, is that--
is that organ playing itself?

Yes, it is. I told you,
there'’s weird stuff
going on in here.

I was right
all along, Belinda.
You were right.

Yes, I was right. Listen.
I gotta take care of some stuff.
What do we do?

Trust me.
Take care of what stuff?
George!

George-- George!

George. George.
No, George, outside.

Outside is that way.
Better stay close, honey.

I kind of really think
we should go.

George! George!

The doors are
opening and closing.

Belinda, that'’s
what doors do. Guys?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is there someone else here?
Guys?

George! We'’re back here!
Wait. Who is that?

George, George.
Wait for me!
Wait for me, George!

Guess what, everybody!
I found Rufus!

Hello? Hello!

Rufus. Uh-oh.

Ted. Ted!

I'’m behind the bookcase!

George,
what is going on?
What?

Nothing. There'’s
a hidden door, Belinda.

Who are you talking to?
My wife!

Who are you talking to?

Ted and Stewey.

The two guys
who broke into our house?

Yeah. I hired them
to break into this house.

George, have you
completely lost your mind?

I just have to figure out
how to move this stupid
bookcase.

Thing opens up.
I don'’t know where.

Have you tried
pushing it?
Huh?

Well, not yet,
but I was gonna do that.

Uh-huh.
Yeah. If you weren'’t here
arguing with me the whole time.

Oh, George.

I'’m looking for
the door that...

George? It'’s
right behind you.
Yeah?

Yeah, thought so.
All right, thank you. Step back.

Zeus, where'’d everybody go?

Pinch my tuchus and
call me Sally! You'’re alive!

Of course I'’m alive.
What did you think?

We all thought
you were a goner.

No. I finished playing
with Medusa,

and I decided
to go for a stroll
in the woods.

It was such a nice day,
and I walked and walked

until I didn'’t know
where I was anymore.

Aren'’t cats supposed to have
a keen sense of direction?

If you tell anyone,
I'’ll kill you.

So, if you'’re alive,
that means...

Oh, boy.

Zeus, what is it?

There comes a time
in every dog'’s life

where you'’ve got to grab
the situation with your paws
and take control.

Storm or no storm, George and
Belinda are inside that house,

and I'’m not about to let
anything happen to them!

It'’s time to face my fears
and save Halloween!

Where are you going?

Where do you think
you'’re going, blondie?

Get out of my way. I need
to get inside the house
and save my owner.

He thinks you did
something to Rufus.

Rufus? Please!

I couldn'’t hurt him.
He'’s my sweetheart.

Say what?
I'’ve been head over heels
for that hunk

since the day we moved in.

T.M.I. Look,
just let me in,

and I promise I'’ll explain
everything to you later.

Fine.
Thank you.

Good luck, blondie.
Stop calling me that!

♪ ♪

Have no fear,
Zeus is here!

Hello! George!

Belinda!

Where are you guys?

Don'’t be scared.
It'’s just a storm.

Here we go.

One Mississippi,
two Mississippi...

Talk about some bad gas!
Ye-ouch!

Hey, guys, can you hear me?
Rufus is alive!

Jeepers creepers!

This house
really is haunted.

What are you lookin'’ at,
Sir Rust-alot?

Wait a minute.

What, does this ghost
run on electricity?

Hey! Hello!

Yo! Anybody in there?

Hey! Hello! Hmm...

Ha! Not so spirited now,
are you? Tough guy.

♪ ♪

An off switch.

This looks fun.

♪ ♪

Never had one lesson.

Ha. That dog
wasn'’t half bad.

Hello? Where are you guys?

I can do it.
I can do it.

Come on.
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi.

It'’s all in your head.
It'’s all in your head.

Okay, that'’s not in my head!
Guys, where are you?

Is that Zeusie?

Zeus! Zeusie! Zeus!
Zeus, in the attic!

Hang on, George.

Zeus is coming
to the rescue!

All right, there'’s got to be
some kind of hidden door
behind this shelf somewhere.

Push, push!
Push, push, push!

Come on, Zeusie!

Now to find a way
to keep it from closing.

Got it! Here I come!

Oh, good doggy!
Zeus!

Georgie, I did it!

I conquered
my fear of thunder.

Now we can finally
get out of here.

Not so fast.

There'’s something
you need to see.

What is it, Zeusie?

Ugh. Oh, brother.

Dude, that is
one scorchin'’ sunburn!

The mutt'’s trying
to tell us something.

What is it,
Zeusie?

You ready for this?
Check this out.

What is that
we'’re looking at?

That'’s the house.
Look at that. Every room.

He'’s been staging everything
the whole time.

Don'’t you understand?
Between the monitor

and the board,
don'’t you understand, guys?

Whenever somebody
uses parentheses

and shapes
we'’re not familiar with,

it means they'’re up
to something.

"Countdown
to zero hour."

You know what
this means, Belinda?

Yes, George.
Haunted house.

You know, Belinda,
I don'’t even know why I ask.

George?
Yeah?

Turn it around.
What'’s that?

Turn it around.

"Haunted house plans"?

How do you explain
the generators?

None of this
was real.

I don'’t understand that.

This is the police.
We have the house surrounded.

Come out with your hands up!
Uh-oh. Coppers!

That sounds
pretty real to me.

Real, real, real, and I'’m
not going back to jail.

They'’re gonna go!
You!

We'’re not going to jail.

We didn'’t do
anything, right?

You and your wife,
Miss Bo Peep.

We work for you.
I got no time
for this stuff.

I can'’t go to jail.
I'’m a minor.

Why am I not surprised?

You'’re a nightmare,
Bannister.

You broke in the house.
You belong behind bars.

Daddy!

Hey, honey.
Listen.

Your dad might be
going to the slammer
for a little bit.

Just make sure
you'’re good to your
court-appointed guardian, huh?

I'’ll look after them
for you, G-man.

Yeah. Not in
a thousand years.

Officers, arrest this man.

On what charge?

Monique, Rufus'’s collar,
we found it in the house.

Georgie, about that, um...

Oh, Mr. Cole brought him back
this afternoon.

He'’d found him lost
in the woods behind his house.

He'’s fine. See?

Weagles, you were
at my meeting, right?

The electron generators
that were stolen that night,
how do you explain it?

Come on, Bannister.
That meeting was bogus.

And I want
my easel back.

They found those
generators last night.

Yeah, a couple of lowlifes
were out looking

for copper wire or something.
That'’s all it was.

George, we should probably
quit while we'’re ahead here.

Okay, how about this?

I happened to call around
to all the colleges in the area.

No one has ever heard
of Professor Eli Cole.

Oh, yeah! How do you like
them apples, Professor?

You called?
Sure did.

And you called and
you asked for Eli Cole?

You got that right.

Well, Eli'’s my nickname.

My real name
is Cornelius.

I'’m Professor Cornelius
of the drama department.

Seriously, George?

Well, he'’s good.

Mr. Cole, would you
like to press charges?

Officer, I think this
is a big misunderstanding.

Yeah, a big, big,
big misunderstanding.

Yeah. Yes.

Now, look,

I feel partially
responsible for this.

My work
and my preoccupation,

I realize I could have
done a better job

at introducing myself
to you, rather than,
you know, bugging you.

Oh...

I do this every year,
this haunted house,

for my nieces and nephews
and their friends.

I enjoy them enjoying my little,
well, special effects.

You know that truck that came,
that delivery?

Yeah.
Well, those are just props.

Props?

Didn'’t you notice
that the guys,

these messengers,

they had
theatrical costumes on.

Yeah, I just thought
they were--

On second thought,

they were kind of
strange uniforms.

Professor Cole, on behalf
of the entire Bannister family,

I want to apologize
for everything that has
happened here tonight.

Right, George?

What about the--
Right, George?

Yes, yes.
Apology accepted.

That'’s great.
Can we get these off,
please? Thank you.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

Hey, what'’s that?

Hey. That'’s mine.

How'’d that get there?

Officer, a ghost!
What?

Wait. Come here. Hey!
Get '’em!

See you in nine to twelve
months, goofballs!
Send me a postcard!

I had nothing
to do with that.

Hmm...

Listen, we'’ll all
get together.

Everybody will
come over for swimming.

We have our own pool.

Busy.

Monique!

Great job, Columbo.

We'’ll be seeing you
when you get back, genius.

Kent, Marilyn.

Hey, Weagle, give me
a call tomorrow.

Yeah, if your phone
doesn'’t ring, it's me.

Come on, George.
Let'’s go home.

And I'’ll make you
some of your favorite
pumpkin cookies.

With the chocolate
in it?
Mm-hmm.

Arrr!
Oh, George!

And you, too, Zeusie.
I'’m gonna make you
something very special.

Because you saved
Halloween. You did.

He sure did.

All in a day'’s work.

Come on.

♪ Creepy little thingies

♪ Crawling on my skin

♪ I just can'’t keep
from scratching ♪

♪ Someone let them in

♪ Creepy little crawlies

♪ With tiny little feet

♪ Get '’em off my body ♪

♪ So I can get some sleep

Ahh! This is the life!

Well, if this isn'’t the cutest
bunch of ghosts and goblins

you'’ve ever seen!

Hey! Who wants to go
trick-or-treating?

Yeah!

Oh! Somebody'’s at the door.

Trick-or-treaters. Yay!

Trick or treat!

Oh, hi!

I have got Grandma'’s
homemade pretzels for you guys.

Well, thanks,
but can I have some more?

That'’s all I got.
You sure?

Those look yummy.

Oh, good.
Thanks!

You'’re welcome.

Bye-bye. Have fun.

Happy Halloween.

Hey, guys!

Hey, Mom.

Well, hello!
Happy Halloween.

Hi, Grandma!

Come on. We'’re just about
to go trick-or-treating.
You, too, Zeus.

Ooh! I'’m gonna go
get my costume on.

Hey, guys,
so how'’s everything
with the new house?

Not good. Not good.
Well-- George!

He had a little problem with
the man who lives next door.

Oh. Huh.
So, you know...

Maybe he'’s single.

He'’s definitely single.

Bannister. Zeus Bannister.

What'’s up, Doc?

I'’m here to audition
for the Black Swan.

You like to eat wampum?

I'’ll take a kibble,
shaken not stirred.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

You ain'’t nothin' but
a hound dog, baby.

I can'’t ear you.

That looks perfect.
Thanks, Dad.

Guys, check me out.

Speaking of perfect,
look at this guy!

I'’m licensed to trick-or-treat.
What do you think?

Can we please
go trick-or-treating now?

Yes, honey.
No, no, no,
no, no, no!

No, wait until
I take a picture

of my little munchkins first.

Who you callin'’ munchkin?
I'’m a certified K-9.

Hey, Belinda,
come out of the kitchen!

Just putting some
treats in the oven.
You go right ahead.

Yeah, maybe we
should do it later.

I'’ll get a picture
of her later.

Everybody, come on.

Ready? Ahh!

Oh! Somebody'’s a the door.

Trick-or-treaters!

Hold on.
Let me get the door.

Trick or treat!

A little too old to go
trick-or-treating, aren'’t you?

No.

I mean, no.

Uh, yeah, uh-huh.
I'’m gonna say that you are.

No, no, no!

I'’m gonna call the police.
I promise you.

Get away from here!

Don'’t call the police.

Does she look
familiar to you?

That'’s the fourth house
in a row.

I told you,
you'’re too old!

Give me some eggs.

We egged
the last house.

Give me
the toilet paper then.

All right, fine.
Here you go. Ahh!

Well, Ted, Ted, wait up!
Come here!

Okay, guys. Come on.

Let'’s all group together

and take this picture
before you go out.

All right, now,
on the count of three

I want everybody in
their witchiest of voices

to say "Happy Halloween!"

Happy Halloween!

That'’s a good voice,
but wait till I say "three."

All right. Ready?
One, two, three!

Happy Halloween!

Oh, that'’s great!

What are you guys waiting for?
Come on. Let'’s go!

All right, let'’s go.
Come on, everybody!

Yay! Oh, my goodness!

Yo, Roscoe,
wanna hear a joke, buddy?

Oh, brother.

Aw, come on.
Knock, knock.

Who'’s there?

Philip.

Philip who?

Philip my bag with candy.

Ah ha ha ha!
See? I knew you'’d like it.

Come on. Let'’s go
trick-or-treating.

♪ I'’m not scared
of going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I don'’t care
about goblins taking flight ♪

♪ I don'’t know what
makes '’em full of fright ♪

♪ Just pull the plug
and everything'’s all right ♪

♪ Night turns into daylight

♪ With sunshine
burning bright ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared
of going out tonight ♪

♪ I said boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Bats are flying
Boo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Ghosts are coming
Boo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Kids are running
Boo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Everybody, boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Everybody, boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Everybody, boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Everybody, boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Night turns into daylight
with sunshine burning bright ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared
of going out tonight ♪

Yeah!

Come on.
Let me hear it now!

Come on! Whoo!

Go!

♪ I said boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Bats are flying
Boo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Ghosts are coming
Boo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Kids are running
Boo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Everybody, boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Everybody, boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Everybody, boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Everybody, boo-hoo-hoo

♪ Night turns into daylight
with sunshine burning bright ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared
of going out tonight ♪

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ I'’m going out tonight ♪

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪

♪ Going out tonight

♪ No, I'’m not scared ♪