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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,833 Robert Avranche, 4 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:12,958 a man alone on a train. 5 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,041 What'll happen to him? 6 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:24,541 Nothing, absolutely nothing. 7 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:29,250 Trouble, perhaps. 8 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:58,791 -What is it? -I want to tell you a story. 9 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:03,333 -What kind? -May I sit? 10 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:17,875 The story begins on a train. 11 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 A good-looking guy's sitting alone in first class. 12 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,875 He seems depressed, 13 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,250 as if he wanted to jump out of the window. 14 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:34,333 -Okay so far? -Sure. 15 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:39,916 The train stops at a station. The guy, let's call him… 16 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,833 Robert Avranche. 17 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:47,291 He gets off the train to stretch his legs. 18 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,250 He walks along the platform. 19 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:55,750 Then he buys a beer. He really loves beer. 20 00:03:56,666 --> 00:03:59,958 His third since the trip began. He's a drinker. 21 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:05,125 He pays for his beer and guzzles down half of it 22 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:07,083 on the platform. 23 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:10,625 -Okay so far? -Great. 24 00:04:12,291 --> 00:04:16,125 Sitting on a bench nearby is a woman. 25 00:04:17,916 --> 00:04:20,125 She hangs around stations 26 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:25,291 watching trains and passengers who step out for beer. 27 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:31,208 So she's watching the guy with his bottle. 28 00:04:32,125 --> 00:04:34,875 He's good-looking, yet sort of odd. 29 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:43,375 He doesn't want to get back on. It's as if he wants to run away. 30 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,208 But he doesn't, 31 00:04:46,916 --> 00:04:49,708 surely because he doesn't have the guts. 32 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:53,041 So he goes back to his compartment. 33 00:04:54,791 --> 00:04:59,708 The woman stands up. Here's where the action starts. 34 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:01,541 She boards the train. 35 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:05,250 Why? 36 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:07,833 To sleep with the guy. 37 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:15,083 What do you think? Interesting story? 38 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:18,458 -It's what I expected. -Me too. 39 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,791 I like short stories 40 00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:25,166 that occur between two stations and that last an hour. 41 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:26,833 No risk. 42 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,458 I'm not the clingy type. 43 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:32,125 What if I wanted to be? 44 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,708 It's just a quickie. No flowers. 45 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:40,833 -Well? -Okay. 46 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:51,166 Don't follow me! The story's over. 47 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:54,208 -I'd like to know the rest. -It's over! 48 00:05:54,291 --> 00:05:56,416 It ended in a wad of Kleenex. 49 00:05:57,833 --> 00:06:00,875 The story continues in a station hotel. 50 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:03,166 Just my luck! 51 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:07,291 What more do you want? 52 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:10,000 A smile. 53 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,500 I haven't smiled in ages. 54 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:20,291 Wait! I'll get more beer. Miss! 55 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:24,208 I don't even know her damn name! Give it to me. 56 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:43,583 So what are we doing here? 57 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,291 Talking. 58 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:49,583 First I'll drink, then we'll talk. 59 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:57,458 I haven't talked in ages. Now's my chance. 60 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:00,125 And if I'm bored? 61 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:03,916 I've been bored for years. I'm enjoying this. 62 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,166 So will you. Believe it or not, I'm a funny guy. 63 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:10,875 And I'll make you laugh. 64 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:19,708 The scene? A station hotel room. I love hotel rooms. 65 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:25,750 Why do people insist on buying luxury apartments 66 00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:29,250 when hotel rooms fit the bill? 67 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:32,000 Listen, 68 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:34,958 if it were up to me, 69 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:39,708 I'd stay right here, watching the trains go by. 70 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:43,541 I like trains too. 71 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:51,416 I've spent my whole life working with cars, yet I like trains! 72 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:58,041 Trains spark your imagination, you meet people, 73 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:01,041 and you get laid at times. 74 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:06,750 You can screw in a car, an elevator, a doorway, anywhere! 75 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:09,666 Even in bed. 76 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:13,791 Let me finish. It won't take long. 77 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:21,000 It's about a couple in a hotel room. 78 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:25,166 They're a little tired. 79 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:29,041 She's naked in bed. 80 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:31,750 He's on a chair, still dressed. 81 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:36,083 He's drinking beer. She's bored silly. 82 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,416 They're like an old couple. 83 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:47,625 But they're not. Far from it! 84 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:50,791 They're a young couple, and they'll go far. 85 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:56,750 They can look forward to tears, to making up, 86 00:08:57,666 --> 00:08:59,208 the works! 87 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:01,875 I'll tell you more. 88 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:09,208 One day, you'll even smile. I swear. 89 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:11,458 Then I'll be happy. 90 00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:15,500 You're a witch with the face of an angel. 91 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,916 Keep talking. I'm falling asleep. 92 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:22,916 Fine. 93 00:09:23,875 --> 00:09:26,375 He's Robert Avranche. 94 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,875 He owns a garage outside of Paris. 95 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:31,791 He's returning from Geneva. 96 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:36,416 ‪The airport was fogged in, ‪so he took a train. 97 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:42,666 It was his lucky day. Customs didn't even open his suitcase. 98 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,875 They're usually much more vigilant. 99 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:51,500 What was in his suitcase with the false bottom? 100 00:09:55,875 --> 00:10:00,125 His savings from the garage, about 500,000 francs! 101 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:04,125 Isn't my story fascinating? 102 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:10,083 It's crappy. 103 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:15,458 You take advantage of a poor girl just because she wants sex. 104 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:20,500 Not her fault! She'd rather do something else. 105 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,416 He flashes his cash at her like she's a beggar. 106 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:29,916 The money was better off in Switzerland! 107 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,416 -I brought it just for you. -You don't even know my name! 108 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:41,875 -What is it? -I'm a girl you forget about. 109 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:44,000 I'm not leaving! 110 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,041 The guy is picked up by a girl. 111 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:51,166 But he hangs on to her. Funny, huh? 112 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:54,750 "The Nympho and the Boozer." 113 00:10:55,708 --> 00:10:58,000 Love at first sight on a train. 114 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:01,958 Starts on a train and continues in a hotel room. 115 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:06,041 We rent a car and drive to a little house 116 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,791 with a fridge full of beer. 117 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,208 Sit down. 118 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:11,500 I've got important news for you. 119 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:17,958 The house is fine, the kind I've always dreamed of. 120 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,750 This'll be my chair. 121 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,291 You'll sit on the couch. 122 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,875 I'll look at you and drink beer. 123 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,333 Food's not a problem. 124 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,083 Sundays, you'll make pasta. 125 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:38,458 Weekdays, hamburgers or grilled sardines. 126 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,958 I'm not fussy. 127 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:47,833 As for the rest, meaning our relationship, 128 00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:50,208 there'll be no problems either. 129 00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:53,708 Split when you want, screw any guy you like, 130 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,708 come back looking like death warmed over… 131 00:13:57,666 --> 00:13:59,291 No problem at all. 132 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,083 Just help me screw up my life. 133 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,000 And smile every once in a while. 134 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,083 Madonna-like. 135 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,333 What about the dough? 136 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,291 That's not a problem! 137 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:24,416 I put this case on the table and open it. 138 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,250 You can help yourself. Is that okay? 139 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,541 Fine! Let's start now! 140 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,625 I'm going dancing. 141 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,041 Robert Avranche… 142 00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,250 He's got it made! 143 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,416 -So long, gorgeous. -Night, sweetie. 144 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,875 Farewell, darling. 145 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,125 -Come have a drink. -What? 146 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,916 -How about a drink? -A drink? 147 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:08,291 Donatienne's inviting us in for a drink. 148 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:12,375 -We're already tipsy. -What kind of drink? 149 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,208 Don't leave. I'm not sleepy. 150 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:18,458 -Neither am I. -You never are. 151 00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:21,583 Are you sleepy? Then come on. 152 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,875 Since she's adamant, we should go in. 153 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:30,583 I'm stay in the car. Bring me my drink. 154 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:39,291 Maybe you ought to back up in front of the house. 155 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:42,583 Sure, just watch me back up! 156 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:53,083 How's that for backing up? 157 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:03,916 -Whose car? -No idea. 158 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,416 -Another pick-up? -I didn't pick anyone up. 159 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,208 She's up to her old tricks. 160 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:13,041 No one asked you in. 161 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:16,041 It's my bedroom and my bed. 162 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:21,041 I hope this guy's sexier than the last. 163 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,833 You picked up another guy? 164 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:32,791 I wouldn't have to, if you'd give me a chance. 165 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:36,625 We saw him. 166 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:41,208 -A new guy in her bed. -That's nothing new. 167 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:44,041 Yeah, but this guy's weird. 168 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:47,958 -How so? -He's just weird. 169 00:17:56,291 --> 00:18:00,541 He's not weird. Just drunk, that's all. 170 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,291 Aren't you, pal? 171 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:13,750 -You met him on a train too? -I don't remember. 172 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,416 How pathetic! 173 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,208 Nice guys won't fall for you. 174 00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:26,708 What's wrong, dear? Too much champagne? 175 00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:30,666 Get that lowlife out of my bed. He scares me. 176 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,958 He's crazy about me, so I'm scared. 177 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,916 You can't stay here, buddy. She needs her privacy. 178 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:45,916 Get it? Go on, get dressed. 179 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,625 Get dressed and come with me. 180 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:57,541 I'm fed up sitting out there, so I'm going home. 181 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:00,916 Duval. 182 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,041 Take me with you. 183 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,958 Don't start that again, okay? 184 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,166 Duval. 185 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,250 Pretend I've already left. 186 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,416 Please. 187 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,541 Don't stand there sulking. 188 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,083 Go to bed. 189 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:38,958 Duval! 190 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:42,416 Watch out, here comes a performance. 191 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:52,416 I'm tired of screwing around. I want to start over. 192 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,500 Take me with you. Give me the stability I need. 193 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:05,916 I really like you, Donatienne. We all do. 194 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,916 You're very sweet, so don't change. 195 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,458 Stay just the way you are. 196 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,500 Watch your step! 197 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,375 She's not interested. Don't push it. 198 00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:41,541 -What'll we do with him? -She'll take him home. 199 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,375 -To her attic? -Yes. 200 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:49,916 No, not in your car. 201 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,833 You're in no condition to drive. 202 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:07,750 It's the story of a girl who's fed up with being a maid. 203 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:12,000 She needs a change and she wants to meet an older man 204 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:15,166 who'll take her to Paris and make her a lady. 205 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:20,041 But the man is tired. He hasn't slept for two days. 206 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:24,333 He can't keep track of 14 stories. He has to stick to one. 207 00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,541 It's about a man who comes back! 208 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:37,875 They try to dump him, treat him like a dog, but he won't quit! 209 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,458 They can't shake him. 210 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:42,750 He always finds his way home! 211 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:56,333 Should I have stayed away? 212 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:05,833 Shall l tell you why I came back? 213 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,916 I bought a Polaroid. 214 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,833 Guess why. 215 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:21,458 I want a pic of your smile. 216 00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:26,250 Great idea, huh? 217 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:30,041 You're bound to smile again. 218 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:33,250 Maybe not tomorrow or today, but someday. 219 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:37,291 And I'll be there with my camera. 220 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:48,916 Why are you so sad? 221 00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:52,708 You can tell me. 222 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:55,958 I'm an expert on depression. 223 00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:00,916 What's wrong? 224 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,458 Look at this. 225 00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:17,750 Ever seen such a sad girl in all your life? 226 00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,875 They took my kids away from me. 227 00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:25,666 What? 228 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,791 They took my kids away from me. 229 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,625 -You've got kids? -Yes. 230 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:40,083 I'm 33, divorced and l live alone in a small house 231 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:43,875 that used to be filled with children's laughter and joy. 232 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:48,208 All that's left now are empty bunk beds 233 00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:51,166 and a drunk who's trying to horn in on my depression. 234 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:57,166 -I drink because I'm choked up. -So am I and I can't smile. 235 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:40,166 I'd like you to leave now. Please. 236 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,166 -Why? -You bother me. 237 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:47,708 -I want to be alone in my house. -I can't leave you now. 238 00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:50,500 You don't understand how upset I am! 239 00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:52,500 So what? Just go away! 240 00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:55,625 I can't! Sorry to hear about your kids. 241 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:59,208 I can't leave now. Garage owners are softies. 242 00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:01,000 Doesn't take much to set us off. 243 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:04,166 I wish you would set off. 244 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:08,916 Get in your car and drive! First, second, third gear! 245 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,666 You get to Paris and Donatienne is happy! 246 00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:15,333 Because she's fed up! 247 00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:22,333 Avranche is fed up too. 248 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,583 -With what? -Life. 249 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,875 What's wrong with it? Isn't life great? 250 00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:33,083 Aren't we cozy in our little attic, 251 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:36,000 while the kids are in school? 252 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:41,375 Ever porked a housewife in the afternoon? 253 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,625 On a rainy day? 254 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,458 They're more than willing. 255 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:50,458 Feel me up. You'll see. 256 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Why'd you bring me up here? 257 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,916 How will I get down? 258 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,041 Take my hand. 259 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,791 Is it about a man who takes a woman's hand? 260 00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:20,541 About a man who's loved her for a very long time. 261 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,541 Forever, perhaps. 262 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:26,208 Trouble is, he's never met her. 263 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:29,833 He knew she existed. He'd looked for her. 264 00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:32,166 But he had never found her. 265 00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:37,500 Then, one day, on a train, 266 00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:42,291 just when he'd lost hope, he opened his eyes 267 00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:46,125 and there she was! 268 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,666 He knew she was the one! 269 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,083 Your train story gave me an idea. 270 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:58,916 I should head to the station. 271 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,458 What do you say? 272 00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:04,791 -Great idea. -I agree. 273 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:09,250 'Cause if we keep telling each other soppy stories, 274 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:12,833 we'll wind up drowning in tears. 275 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,416 It's best I take a walk. 276 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:09,625 -This can't be it. -It's the right address. 277 00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:55,208 -Robert, what's going on? -You had us worried, you sap! 278 00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:57,125 He looks okay. 279 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:35,750 Easy does it. I've seen cases like this. 280 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:44,916 Robert, can you hear me? 281 00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:48,791 It's me, Sam, your brother. 282 00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:01,125 Stay put. 283 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:08,500 Do you remember Geneviève? 284 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:13,208 And Dominique? 285 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,166 Géraldine? 286 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,125 You remember them, don't you? 287 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,250 Wait! 288 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,291 His eyes moved. 289 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:17,125 This is my chair. 290 00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:24,458 It's a great chair. 291 00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:29,750 I can see the highway from here. 292 00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:38,250 Sometimes I just sit here 293 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:41,916 and watch her leave in the morning. 294 00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:45,125 I wait here all day. 295 00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:48,166 Till she comes back. 296 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,541 He's either infatuated or very ill. 297 00:31:59,041 --> 00:32:01,208 Who is this girl? 298 00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:04,000 The love of my life. 299 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,833 I met her on a train. 300 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,666 Her face haunts me. 301 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,291 She's desperately sad, but l love her sadness, 302 00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:28,208 her house, the rainy afternoons, the trucks rolling by. 303 00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:33,708 I've found peace of mind here. 304 00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:38,791 Like an old coach in a railway depot. 305 00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:42,166 Make sure he keeps talking. 306 00:32:44,416 --> 00:32:47,583 We'd like to meet the young woman. 307 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:50,333 Where is she? At work? 308 00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:53,083 No, she's walking around. 309 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:55,083 -Where? -At the station. 310 00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:57,041 What's she doing there? 311 00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:03,333 She hangs around on the platforms, watching the trains. 312 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:07,833 She watches the passengers get off. 313 00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:11,916 If a guy appeals to her, she follows him. 314 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:54,416 -Won't I be in the way? -No. Come on! 315 00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:59,958 -Your suitcase. -Oh yeah. 316 00:34:23,041 --> 00:34:23,875 Hi. 317 00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:26,250 I called you, gentlemen. 318 00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:28,750 Are his bags packed? 319 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,541 -Well… -Well, what? 320 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,041 What's your name? 321 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:49,708 -Me? -Yes, you. What's your name? 322 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:54,833 -My name? -He's forgotten his name. 323 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:59,083 Sit down. Give me your suitcase. 324 00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:03,208 He's a tad confused. 325 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:08,500 Although he was fast asleep in his berth, 326 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:11,166 he's had quite a night. 327 00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:15,583 -How about a bath? -No, don't bother. 328 00:35:15,666 --> 00:35:20,458 -A drink? -No, thanks. I'm fine. 329 00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:24,291 -A beer, then? -I'm really not thirsty. 330 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,458 He's not thirsty! 331 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,500 He was sleeping like a baby. 332 00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:34,500 He didn't even hear me come in. 333 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:39,333 I could've easily robbed him blind. 334 00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,416 Who wants to take my picture? 335 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:45,083 -I'm smiling. -Your picture? 336 00:35:46,166 --> 00:35:50,250 A picture of my smile, an endangered species. 337 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:53,416 Okay, but we don't have a camera. 338 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:57,083 Yes, we certainly have one! 339 00:36:01,416 --> 00:36:04,208 Is she nuts or what? 340 00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:09,333 Don't get up. Here, it's a Polaroid. 341 00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:12,583 -Just press the button. -Okay. 342 00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:15,833 -But your smile is gone. -It may come back. 343 00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,791 Now where was I? 344 00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:22,333 -Ready? -Yes. 345 00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:26,000 No drink? Sure? 346 00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:30,375 -I'm sure. -You're not thirsty? 347 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:35,125 -No. -He's not thirsty. 348 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:41,166 Anyway, I sat down and watched him. 349 00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:46,916 I would've liked to have had a brother like him. 350 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,125 He looks like a soldier on leave. 351 00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:56,000 Don't you agree? 352 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,958 Care to call your family? 353 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:06,208 No, I told 'em I'd be gone three or four days. 354 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:09,083 Who said you were staying that long? 355 00:37:09,583 --> 00:37:13,041 They all think I can't live without them. 356 00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:20,375 Too bad about the smile. Some other time. It's gone. 357 00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:24,041 I'm really sorry. 358 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:29,416 I wanted to leave you a souvenir. Here. 359 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,208 Use it for your kids. 360 00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:53,625 Robert, be reasonable. Come back with us. 361 00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:57,291 Your wife and kids are expecting you. 362 00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:03,916 -Take his suitcase. -But that one's mine! 363 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,916 Who the hell cares? Stop worrying. 364 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,416 But it's my suitcase. 365 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:16,000 In this story, suitcases and things are immaterial. 366 00:38:16,083 --> 00:38:19,375 There are passengers who wake up during a dream 367 00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:21,583 and realize they're not dreaming. 368 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:25,333 Just go along with the story. 369 00:38:26,041 --> 00:38:28,458 I wanna stay here, Donatienne. 370 00:38:30,958 --> 00:38:32,875 I like your house. 371 00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:38,875 I like your story too, especially when you smiled. 372 00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:45,166 I want to stay here. Please? 373 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,333 Use me as a minor character. 374 00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:53,125 Who makes occasional appearances. 375 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,583 I'll stay in the wings. 376 00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,916 Take him away. 377 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,250 He's getting mushy. There's bound to be trouble. 378 00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:07,958 Come on, Robert. Let's get going. 379 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:11,416 -Hands off! -Stop it, Robert! 380 00:39:12,791 --> 00:39:14,958 Watch out, you guys! 381 00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:19,000 I won't let anybody take this chair from me! 382 00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:24,250 Or you'll get a kick in the balls. 383 00:39:29,875 --> 00:39:31,125 It's my chair. 384 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:35,125 You can screw my wife, but don't sit in my chair! 385 00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:38,125 Let's have a minimum of respect! 386 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:41,166 -Robert! -Calm down! 387 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,000 Stop him! 388 00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:59,458 Screw you! 389 00:40:09,458 --> 00:40:12,125 The neighbors are complaining. 390 00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:27,333 -Is he a neighbor? -They call him the squealer. 391 00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:29,208 Always calling the cops. 392 00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:33,708 -Were we too noisy? -My wife and I got scared! 393 00:40:33,791 --> 00:40:37,000 -Where's your wife? -At home. She's terrified! 394 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,250 Let's go calm her down. 395 00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:44,708 -Got any beer? -Of course. 396 00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:46,708 What are they up to? 397 00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:57,291 Let's go, boys, we've got an invite. 398 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,416 This way. It's a shortcut. 399 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,541 Wait, we forgot somebody. 400 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:10,416 Aren't you coming too? 401 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:15,333 -I'm not sure I should. -We've got to stick together. 402 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,166 My wife will be furious! 403 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:44,791 Come on. Down here. 404 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:47,375 Quickly! 405 00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:50,375 Make yourselves at home. 406 00:41:50,458 --> 00:41:52,041 Quickly! 407 00:42:01,041 --> 00:42:03,416 She seems delighted! 408 00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:07,458 Lovely nightgown. 409 00:42:09,916 --> 00:42:10,875 From Paris? 410 00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:13,416 -Come with me. -Why? 411 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,250 You'll see. Help me. 412 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,541 Help me. 413 00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:21,500 Come on down, ma'am. 414 00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,500 Help me. 415 00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:36,708 -What are you doing? -Don't move! 416 00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:40,666 Wow! Bravo! 417 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:47,833 We need to talk. 418 00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:53,083 Don't be angry. We're having a good time. 419 00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:55,333 We enjoy looking at your ass. 420 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:02,250 I told you I was good for a laugh! 421 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,291 -Aren't I funny? -Yes, very funny. 422 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:11,500 Yet she's the only one who's not laughing. 423 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:56,708 -We'd better go. -Not yet. 424 00:43:56,791 --> 00:43:59,625 Why? It's his life, you know! 425 00:44:00,916 --> 00:44:02,625 How does she look? 426 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,541 -Who? -My partner. 427 00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:10,500 Bored. 428 00:44:12,291 --> 00:44:14,875 Are you sure? She's so languid. 429 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,208 Isn't she? 430 00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:22,375 She seems to be. 431 00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:28,041 -Maybe it's not real languor. -I can feel her wilting! 432 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:32,791 Feel her. She's like toffee. 433 00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:38,000 -What about me? -Stay in your corner. 434 00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:44,208 First, our main character. We'll take care of you later. 435 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:50,000 How is she? Languid or not? 436 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,750 Languid for sure. 437 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,250 You must be happy then. Or you'd be tense. 438 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:05,083 She isn't into being pawed by you guys! 439 00:45:05,166 --> 00:45:09,541 She's dreaming of Duval. She wants to be in his arms. 440 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,916 Come, I'll tell you my story. 441 00:45:14,458 --> 00:45:17,250 It's about a maid… 442 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:34,291 -Wanna dance with him? -Who? 443 00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:37,958 -Duval. -Don't waste your time. 444 00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:41,166 He enjoys seeing me pine away. 445 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:43,583 And when I'm old and gray… 446 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:58,375 Donatienne's unhappy. 447 00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:02,750 You never ask her to dance. Is that true? 448 00:46:03,416 --> 00:46:06,958 -I don't dance. -Neither do I. 449 00:46:07,041 --> 00:46:09,208 But sometimes you have to. 450 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:13,541 Life's too full of obligations. 451 00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:16,458 Really? 452 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:20,166 -Go outside to fight. -Shut up! 453 00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:25,875 The last time I beat up a garage man, it was over an odometer. 454 00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:29,500 He tried to sell me a so-called new car. 455 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:32,916 That jalopy had crossed the Sahara ten times! 456 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,791 -That's dishonest. -No kidding. 457 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:41,083 I'm just peddling a dance. No risk in that. 458 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:43,166 Depends. 459 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:46,125 Some dancers aren't roadworthy. 460 00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:49,250 They fall apart if you hit the gas. 461 00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:58,625 I'm sorry, I tried. 462 00:47:10,791 --> 00:47:14,625 -Émile, do something! -Let them blow off steam. 463 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:35,958 Kick him in the guts! 464 00:47:36,041 --> 00:47:39,541 And in the face! 465 00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:41,750 -Don't egg them on. -We should! 466 00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:56,250 Go! Strangle him! 467 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:13,000 Take the table! 468 00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:21,458 Break the window! 469 00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:31,250 Let go. Stop pissing me off! 470 00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:34,375 I can't believe this! 471 00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:36,875 -Robert, cut it out! -Shut up! 472 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:44,083 Keep it up, boys! Don't stop now! 473 00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:50,583 Come see. Your bookshelves! 474 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,000 Such mayhem! 475 00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:06,000 Shall we call the cops? 476 00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:10,833 No, it's a friendly argument. 477 00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:14,666 -Would you like a drink? -Look at your living room. 478 00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:18,208 It's my wife's furniture. 479 00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,708 Can I tag along? 480 00:49:26,625 --> 00:49:30,500 Better go patch up your garage man. 481 00:49:31,583 --> 00:49:34,625 Screw him! I want you! 482 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:36,583 Don't leave me here! 483 00:49:36,666 --> 00:49:39,000 Come! Forget about your buddy. 484 00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:41,416 I can't leave him in this mess. 485 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:45,750 What a pain! You'll be with me tonight. 486 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,791 Stay. We're having champagne. 487 00:49:47,875 --> 00:49:50,625 No, I wanna bed a man! 488 00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:54,333 Give me your address. 489 00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:57,166 I'll come by later. 490 00:49:57,250 --> 00:49:59,625 You shouldn't have said that. 491 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:01,125 Look at her now. 492 00:50:08,416 --> 00:50:12,833 -What'd I say? -"Later." Women don't like that. 493 00:50:12,916 --> 00:50:15,083 It means you don't wanna date her. 494 00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,500 It rhymes with "hate her." 495 00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:21,541 -I just said I'd see her later! -She wants it now, not later! 496 00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:26,958 Unbelievable! 497 00:50:27,041 --> 00:50:30,375 You can't score in this dump! 498 00:50:30,458 --> 00:50:34,000 We're not exactly dogs! In fact, we're banging! 499 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:37,291 -What do they want? -Come. I'll make you an omelet. 500 00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:41,000 You and your damn omelets! 501 00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:43,541 I deserve more than a lousy omelet! 502 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:51,875 Granted, it's a completely insane story! 503 00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:54,583 But at least it's got a plot. 504 00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:22,500 -Where is the lady in the nightie? -In bed. 505 00:51:22,583 --> 00:51:25,500 Her living room's a mess, so she went to bed. 506 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:30,000 -She's really upset. -Go comfort her. 507 00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:31,666 Least you can do. 508 00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:35,958 -Your looks will cheer her up. -Lay off him! 509 00:51:36,416 --> 00:51:37,875 He's messed up! 510 00:51:37,958 --> 00:51:42,500 We're just asking him a favor as a neighbor. 511 00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:54,541 What'd I tell you? She's really shook up. 512 00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:04,416 Don't cry, dear. 513 00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:07,208 You've got company. 514 00:52:14,208 --> 00:52:15,791 I wanna go home. 515 00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:20,125 -What'd he say? -He wants to go home. 516 00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:24,541 I wanna see my wife and kids. 517 00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:27,375 What's wrong with this guy? 518 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:33,041 Listen, you're about to lick one of life's toughest challenges. 519 00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:36,708 Breaking loose! Don't give up now! 520 00:52:37,916 --> 00:52:40,750 -I'm thirsty. -He needs champagne. 521 00:52:40,833 --> 00:52:43,791 No, thanks! I'm not a champagne man! 522 00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:46,416 I run a garage. I drink beer! 523 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,541 -Go get some beer. -It's all gone. 524 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,500 The fridge was full of it! 525 00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:53,958 We drank it, of course! 526 00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:57,541 If it's all gone, go get some more! 527 00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:01,375 -Where? -The highway! At a gas station! 528 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:05,375 Hurry up or I'll wreck the rest of the house! 529 00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:08,166 You go. You're still dressed. 530 00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:12,166 I'm staying here to keep an eye on my friend. 531 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:49,208 -You look much better. -Yes, I'm much better, thanks. 532 00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:53,958 -But now he's upset. -Why? 533 00:53:55,625 --> 00:53:59,583 -What's wrong? -He didn't like the performance. 534 00:54:00,291 --> 00:54:02,583 I liked it a lot. 535 00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:05,791 You came 12 times! 536 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:09,708 With me, you never even moan! 537 00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:13,458 -He's no better than me! -I beg to disagree. 538 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,458 He needs beer. 539 00:54:22,541 --> 00:54:24,458 Can't you see he's dehydrated? 540 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:46,791 Good to see he's in better spirits. 541 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:49,291 I no longer wanna go home. 542 00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:52,583 I wanna stay right here. 543 00:54:52,666 --> 00:54:54,916 -In my house? -Obviously! 544 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,833 In your house, your bed, your wife! 545 00:54:57,916 --> 00:55:00,000 I'll give you 300 francs a day. 546 00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:03,083 -For bed and board. -What about Donatienne? 547 00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:06,958 -Who's she? -The girl in the train. 548 00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:10,000 Remember? You met her on a train. 549 00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:12,458 It wasn't him. It was me! 550 00:55:12,541 --> 00:55:16,208 Who asked you? You're not the garage man! 551 00:55:16,291 --> 00:55:19,958 No, but I do take trains and meet girls! 552 00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:23,750 Your train story is getting on my nerves. 553 00:55:24,291 --> 00:55:26,041 That's ancient history now. 554 00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,166 Right now, 555 00:55:30,750 --> 00:55:32,083 I'm with Madeleine. 556 00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:45,625 Don't start that all over again! 557 00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:48,333 There are limits to my hospitality! 558 00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:51,375 Why don't you go see Donatienne? 559 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:53,958 You two made a lovely couple. 560 00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:56,166 She's prettier than my wife. 561 00:55:56,541 --> 00:56:00,583 You haven't looked carefully. It's dark now! 562 00:56:00,666 --> 00:56:04,541 Just wait until daybreak! She's no model! 563 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,416 -Donatienne let me down. -How? 564 00:56:13,125 --> 00:56:14,500 I dunno. 565 00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:20,625 She let me down. 566 00:56:21,625 --> 00:56:24,583 I thought she was fantastic! 567 00:56:25,041 --> 00:56:29,291 Tramp of the century. But what do I get? 568 00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:33,166 A silly girl, all hearts and flowers. 569 00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:37,041 In love with a heel. No tramp at all. 570 00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:41,708 Life can be so disappointing. 571 00:56:41,791 --> 00:56:45,875 Don't give up hope, pal. 572 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:48,500 Life is unfair, 573 00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:53,958 but sometimes you have to wade through shit to find gold. 574 00:56:54,041 --> 00:56:58,833 She may not be a gem. I'm no jeweler, 575 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,458 but I can assure you that Donatienne Pouget, 576 00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:05,000 that's her name, 577 00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:09,000 is a 100-karat tramp! 578 00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:11,250 Stop trying to cheer me up. 579 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:14,666 You figure it out. 580 00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:18,791 There are five guys in this room. 581 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,041 Five, right? 582 00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:26,458 If you've slept with Donatienne, raise your hand. 583 00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:30,291 See? 584 00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:32,625 Ask anybody from around here, 585 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:36,583 and you'll get the same answer: 100% affirmative. 586 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:41,125 Doesn't sound like a tramp to me, 587 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:44,083 but like a big-hearted girl. 588 00:57:47,375 --> 00:57:48,583 So… 589 00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:52,041 You prefer my wife? 590 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:54,166 Yes. 591 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:58,041 What shall l do then? 592 00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:01,750 -Leave, what else? -Where can I go? 593 00:58:03,041 --> 00:58:04,416 I have nowhere to go! 594 00:58:05,666 --> 00:58:08,500 Come to my house. We've got room. 595 00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:11,875 -I hate your house! -It's exactly like yours, idiot. 596 00:58:11,958 --> 00:58:13,541 Our houses are the same. 597 00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:17,500 Same TVs, fridges, and beds. Only the wives change. 598 00:58:17,583 --> 00:58:22,875 -Your wife turns me off. -You're not gonna bed her! 599 00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:25,500 But I need a woman. 600 00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:28,375 I can't sleep alone. 601 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:33,250 -Who can I snuggle up against? -Donatienne. 602 00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:35,750 Of course. 603 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,791 Not a bad idea. 604 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,000 -Who is it? -It's me, Émile. 605 00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:11,708 -Émile who? -Emile Pecqueur. 606 00:59:11,791 --> 00:59:13,583 Can't you feel my mustache? 607 00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:16,875 I'm asleep. What do you want? 608 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:19,666 I came to warn you. 609 00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:24,250 -About what? -Lies he's telling about you. 610 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,166 -Who? -The garage owner. 611 00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:31,458 -He claims you're a nice girl. -Who, me? 612 00:59:32,958 --> 00:59:34,916 He said, and I quote, 613 00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:41,875 "Donatienne Pouget has taught me what respect means." 614 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,166 I'll show him what respect means! 615 00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:55,791 It's about a woman who wants her man back! 616 00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,083 -What man? -The garage owner. 617 01:00:00,958 --> 01:00:02,875 She lost a garage owner? 618 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,083 We're in the wrong house. 619 01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:11,041 What do you mean? 620 01:00:11,125 --> 01:00:14,958 This is my house! I'm not that drunk! 621 01:00:15,041 --> 01:00:19,291 This is my room, my furniture, my bed! 622 01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:23,208 But this doesn't seem to be my wife. 623 01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:26,250 Do you recognize me, ma'am? 624 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:31,125 Your face does seem familiar. 625 01:00:32,125 --> 01:00:35,208 Please excuse us. 626 01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:38,000 There's been a mistake. 627 01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:45,458 Unbelievable! 628 01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:49,583 Exactly the same decor! The same furniture! 629 01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:52,375 So where's my garage man? 630 01:00:52,458 --> 01:00:56,041 Who the hell cares about him? 631 01:00:56,125 --> 01:00:59,375 This is the story of a guy who can't find his house! 632 01:00:59,458 --> 01:01:01,291 It's tragic. 633 01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:07,125 That jerk was beginning to grow on me. 634 01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:10,458 No genius, sure, but comforting! 635 01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:13,166 I liked having a man in the house! 636 01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:18,333 -Waiting for me in his chair! -Shut up! 637 01:01:18,416 --> 01:01:21,083 You'd better shut your mouth! 638 01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:23,500 Or I'll slap some sense into you! 639 01:01:23,583 --> 01:01:26,375 -Don't you touch me! -Take that! 640 01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:29,541 -Where are you going? -Robert's having a housewarming. 641 01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:32,083 -Robert who? -Avranche! 642 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:34,833 Seems he's a first-class stud! 643 01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:44,458 Did a cyclone hit this place? 644 01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:49,583 Do you know whose house this is? 645 01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:53,083 Champagne, Mr. Pecqueur? 646 01:01:55,666 --> 01:01:58,291 I want to talk to Mr. Avranche! 647 01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:09,791 Did you hear the one about the fireman's wife? 648 01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:11,250 No. 649 01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:13,666 I'll tell it to you. 650 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:16,875 Is that Robert Avranche? 651 01:02:17,791 --> 01:02:22,875 She was a pretty brunette with a slight mustache. 652 01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,916 One day, she finds herself alone in the house. 653 01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:29,916 It's August. The shutters are closed. 654 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,791 There's a searing heat outside. 655 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,458 She sits down, 656 01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:37,875 and the chair burns up! 657 01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:44,666 "Hell! Is my ass that hot? Fireman's wife with a hot ass!" 658 01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:58,583 So she sits down on another chair… 659 01:03:00,666 --> 01:03:03,208 I mustn't tell dirty jokes. 660 01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:08,208 Go on, sweetie! Express yourself! 661 01:03:08,291 --> 01:03:11,708 Go on, Mrs. Avranche. We're your friends. 662 01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:14,833 Do you all have drinks? 663 01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:18,083 Yes, everything is perfect. 664 01:03:18,666 --> 01:03:21,666 You're all so great, I feel like crying. 665 01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:24,125 Mrs. Avranche. 666 01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:27,791 What's happening to me, Robert? 667 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:31,500 Everything's just fine, darling. 668 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:34,750 You must excuse her, gentlemen. 669 01:03:35,291 --> 01:03:41,125 We Parisians are touched by your warmth and hospitality. 670 01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:48,250 -How long have you been here? -A week. 671 01:03:49,708 --> 01:03:51,541 Happiness frightens me. 672 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:54,000 It's been ages. 673 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:58,333 -Do you think it'll last? -Of course. 674 01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:02,541 We've made it out of the tunnel. 675 01:04:03,916 --> 01:04:09,416 We won't let anyone harm you, dear lady. 676 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:11,541 You're safe here. 677 01:04:12,458 --> 01:04:14,833 They're so sweet! 678 01:04:16,916 --> 01:04:22,333 Have you had the pleasure of meeting our dear friend? 679 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:26,333 -Who? -Donatienne. 680 01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:34,666 Your friend's named Donatienne? 681 01:04:34,750 --> 01:04:38,458 Of course! The one and only! 682 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:41,958 Care to meet her? 683 01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:46,708 -Right now? -No time like the present! 684 01:04:46,791 --> 01:04:50,708 She's my neighbor. Quite a lovely girl! 685 01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:55,500 -She's a stone's throw away. -Don't go, darling. 686 01:04:56,666 --> 01:05:00,000 She lives in a house all alone. 687 01:05:01,083 --> 01:05:06,625 The atmosphere there is incredibly dreary. 688 01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:11,250 I can't pass up this opportunity! 689 01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:14,083 Did you hear that? 690 01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:16,916 She'll blow your mind. 691 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,958 Satisfaction guaranteed. 692 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:26,583 A short visit then. I'll be right back. 693 01:05:27,916 --> 01:05:32,208 Put on your pants, Mr. Avranche. 694 01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:43,333 Why must parties always end? 695 01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:50,041 You make us wanna dance and once we're in a party mood, 696 01:05:50,958 --> 01:05:52,833 you stop the music. 697 01:05:54,208 --> 01:05:56,833 I never want it to stop. 698 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:00,958 Start the music again! 699 01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:16,291 Ever noticed that loneliness has a smell? 700 01:06:17,208 --> 01:06:20,000 You're right. 701 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:23,583 Like it oozes out of the walls. 702 01:06:23,666 --> 01:06:26,708 And the closer we get to the bedroom, 703 01:06:26,791 --> 01:06:29,416 the stronger the smell becomes. 704 01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:36,916 Feel it? Thick and stifling. 705 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:47,208 Glad you came, right? 706 01:06:56,416 --> 01:06:58,375 She's fast asleep. 707 01:06:58,875 --> 01:07:02,500 -Want a peek? -Don't wake her! 708 01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:07,416 She loves that! Soon she'll be panting! 709 01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:10,166 Ready? 710 01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:12,250 Turn around, Mr. Avranche. 711 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:15,916 You can expect quite the shock. 712 01:07:16,583 --> 01:07:21,291 The scene is set in a darkened room. 713 01:07:22,291 --> 01:07:24,458 You've just broken in! 714 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:28,708 Your eyes grow accustomed to the dark. 715 01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:32,333 And there she is! 716 01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:46,625 I'm not Donatienne. I'm Carmen! 717 01:07:46,708 --> 01:07:49,166 I was having a beautiful dream! 718 01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:51,458 Who'll give me my dream back? 719 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:55,250 -What was it about? -Love! He was wonderful! 720 01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:58,583 He gave me flowers and kissed my hand! 721 01:07:58,666 --> 01:07:59,708 You'll find him. 722 01:07:59,791 --> 01:08:04,250 -Where? In this dump? -Your dreams. Go back to sleep. 723 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,041 -Close your eyes. -Sleep with me. 724 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:13,916 I can't. I've got a date with Donatienne. 725 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,375 Know where she is? 726 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:19,416 To hell with her! I'm not her stand-in! 727 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:24,250 I've got an ass and breasts too! And loving arms! 728 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:28,500 -I just need something to love! -Sorry. I didn't expect this. 729 01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:31,500 Please calm down! 730 01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:35,541 Not without some tenderness! Just a smidgen. 731 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:37,416 I'll calm her down. 732 01:08:37,875 --> 01:08:41,416 -I've got a really great line. -I've heard 'em all! 733 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:44,500 But you'll see, mine is special. 734 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:51,833 Where's Donatienne? 735 01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:58,083 When she's really down, she sleeps in the kids' room. 736 01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:02,166 I'll show you. Follow me! 737 01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:35,583 It's good to be home. 738 01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:44,583 -Isn't she up there? -No. 739 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,875 -Then where is she? -I don't know! 740 01:09:48,333 --> 01:09:50,250 We're worried about her! 741 01:09:51,208 --> 01:09:56,000 -I hope she's okay. -She's usually out all night. 742 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:59,333 She sleeps with perfect strangers. 743 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:08,625 What if something happened to her? 744 01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:11,958 What would we do? 745 01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:18,958 -You're all in love with her. -Of course. 746 01:10:35,041 --> 01:10:39,666 I first slept with her at a kids' party. 747 01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:43,083 She'd brought hers before she lost custody. 748 01:10:43,666 --> 01:10:46,541 They were really having fun. 749 01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:53,958 Then, all of a sudden, we were alone in the bathroom. 750 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:58,000 We looked at each other and smiled. 751 01:10:58,541 --> 01:11:00,708 She asked me how I felt. 752 01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:04,375 I replied, "Same as you!" 753 01:11:05,166 --> 01:11:08,875 Then she locked the bathroom door. 754 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,541 Where'd you go? 755 01:11:26,541 --> 01:11:28,916 I was mowing the lawn one day. 756 01:11:29,291 --> 01:11:33,041 She came up and asked, "Are you mowing the lawn?" 757 01:11:33,583 --> 01:11:35,166 I said yes. 758 01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:38,708 She asked, "Do you enjoy doing that?" 759 01:11:39,166 --> 01:11:43,833 I replied, "My wife told me to do it." 760 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:46,333 It was a summer evening. 761 01:11:46,416 --> 01:11:50,791 She wore a sheer dress. The sun was setting behind her. 762 01:11:51,083 --> 01:11:53,083 I can't forget. 763 01:11:53,541 --> 01:11:56,083 I thought, "Put your hands around her waist." 764 01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:58,500 "Caress her bare arms." 765 01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:04,791 She gave all of us hard-ons. 766 01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:08,250 But in the nicest kind of way. 767 01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:13,291 -I slept at your house once. -I know! A whole night. 768 01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:17,250 His wife was giving birth at the hospital. 769 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,958 I'd put my nightie in my coat pocket. 770 01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:23,875 I crept in, quiet as a mouse, 771 01:12:23,958 --> 01:12:27,916 and slipped into bed with him. 772 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:32,250 She said, "My heater broke down. Can I sleep here?" 773 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,791 I was a married man, 774 01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:41,000 in my wife's bedroom, in our marriage bed. 775 01:12:41,083 --> 01:12:43,416 Sleeping with my neighbor! 776 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:44,541 A dream come true! 777 01:12:46,333 --> 01:12:49,541 How she could make a man dream! 778 01:12:50,208 --> 01:12:52,875 She's our ray of sunshine. 779 01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:58,375 Let's stop reminiscing, because at this rate, 780 01:12:58,458 --> 01:13:00,083 we'll never stop. 781 01:13:00,166 --> 01:13:05,125 Mr. Avranche is still waiting for his love scene. 782 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:10,291 -Party's over. Night, dear. -Good night, Émile. 783 01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:18,333 -Avranche is a nice guy. -I certainly think so. 784 01:13:18,416 --> 01:13:22,333 What's more, he looks you straight in the eye. 785 01:13:22,416 --> 01:13:26,125 -That's rare these days. -Especially for a garage owner. 786 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,750 Describe the love scene. 787 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:47,750 Tender. 788 01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:02,250 What's tenderness like? 789 01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:11,083 It's when you feel vulnerable… 790 01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:13,875 with someone. 791 01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:21,500 You feel that way now? 792 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,291 I feel fragile. 793 01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:37,125 Because you had too much to drink? 794 01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:42,500 Yeah, I can't deny it. 795 01:14:47,708 --> 01:14:49,583 Why do you drink? 796 01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:54,541 Why do you screw? 797 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,375 I enjoy it. 798 01:15:01,583 --> 01:15:03,000 Really? 799 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:05,666 Or do you fake it? 800 01:15:14,750 --> 01:15:18,041 Do you pretend to drink your beer? 801 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:25,708 Or do you pour it down a hidden tube? 802 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:30,958 Your eyes tell me no. 803 01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:34,041 I can see the beer. 804 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,958 When I look into your eyes, 805 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:43,458 all I see is your eyes. 806 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,750 You don't see other guys? 807 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:51,833 No. 808 01:15:58,416 --> 01:16:00,041 How about beds? 809 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:03,833 The tons of beds I've been laid in? 810 01:16:03,916 --> 01:16:07,291 Small ones, big ones, soft ones, hard ones, 811 01:16:07,375 --> 01:16:10,208 banging against the wall. See them? 812 01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:13,500 No. 813 01:16:15,041 --> 01:16:17,375 You're really wasted then! 814 01:16:19,916 --> 01:16:21,166 Do you need the bedroom? 815 01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:24,875 Any idea what I'm dealing with? 816 01:16:24,958 --> 01:16:29,041 It's like wading in glue that sticks to your feet. 817 01:16:30,083 --> 01:16:34,458 Look! He's in a romantic haze! 818 01:16:34,541 --> 01:16:36,750 A sentimental machine. 819 01:16:36,833 --> 01:16:39,041 He'd demoralize any woman! 820 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:43,291 -I think he's nice. -Really? Then he's all yours. 821 01:16:43,583 --> 01:16:45,583 Have a good trip. 822 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:48,416 Send me a postcard! 823 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:58,875 You're in trouble, pal. 824 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:01,791 In deep trouble. 825 01:17:03,416 --> 01:17:06,166 You should've fallen for me. 826 01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:10,291 As I told you when the story began. 827 01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,583 I reached out to you. 828 01:17:27,583 --> 01:17:29,250 Damn! 829 01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:42,166 He's totally zonked. 830 01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:44,958 Shall we put him to bed? 831 01:17:47,291 --> 01:17:51,750 He'll be fine here. It's his chair after all. 832 01:17:53,208 --> 01:17:55,208 Drunks are vile. 833 01:17:56,250 --> 01:18:00,250 So are lowlifes who sneak out on innocent girls! 834 01:18:00,333 --> 01:18:04,416 Look, honey, I've got a wife and kids at home. 835 01:18:05,458 --> 01:18:07,375 I can't just disappear. 836 01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:09,041 He's pulled it off! 837 01:18:09,125 --> 01:18:11,291 Doesn't he have a wife and kids? 838 01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:14,125 Don’t ask me. I don't know the guy! 839 01:18:14,208 --> 01:18:16,291 I don't know him! 840 01:18:20,708 --> 01:18:25,416 You spineless vermin! Go on back to Paris! 841 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,500 We don't need you here! 842 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:55,708 It's closing time, miss. 843 01:18:57,791 --> 01:18:59,291 I came here to dance. 844 01:18:59,625 --> 01:19:01,458 I'm not leaving until I do. 845 01:19:01,541 --> 01:19:05,041 Nobody wants to dance with you. 846 01:19:05,125 --> 01:19:08,541 Stranger things have happened, you know. 847 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:20,583 Closing time, boys. Come on. 848 01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:23,708 I've got to drive the kids to school. 849 01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:29,500 Isn't this a nightclub. Is the sun up yet? 850 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:33,708 -Not yet. -So it must still be night. 851 01:19:33,791 --> 01:19:35,166 Meaning the party's still on. 852 01:19:35,250 --> 01:19:38,791 More champagne! 853 01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:40,333 And stop sniveling. 854 01:19:50,625 --> 01:19:52,416 We're closed, sir. 855 01:19:53,208 --> 01:19:58,833 I just want a beer. My last beer. 856 01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:35,000 I get the feeling this is the end. 857 01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:37,958 How silly. 858 01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:43,541 What's a story without love? 859 01:20:44,708 --> 01:20:46,833 Or kissing or hugging? 860 01:20:50,916 --> 01:20:54,375 What planet are we on? 861 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:58,958 And where are your kids? 862 01:21:00,041 --> 01:21:01,791 I'd like to meet them. 863 01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:04,708 Maybe we'd get along. 864 01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:08,208 I'm sure they're cute. 865 01:21:13,083 --> 01:21:16,583 I have kids of my own. 866 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,541 Two little girls. 867 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:25,375 Ages six and ten. 868 01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:30,000 Be reasonable, Donatienne. 869 01:21:31,541 --> 01:21:35,416 Let's go for a coffee, just the two of us. 870 01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:40,833 Coffee and croissants. 871 01:21:46,125 --> 01:21:49,250 Forget it. She's already left. 872 01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:52,708 Who the hell cares? 873 01:21:55,083 --> 01:21:57,166 Hear me, Duval? 874 01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:01,375 Who the hell cares? 875 01:22:59,666 --> 01:23:02,041 Are you Donatienne Pouget? 876 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:04,625 Who's Donatienne Pouget? 877 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,375 The woman who lives here. 878 01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:11,541 But l live here. 879 01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:18,583 -Since when? -I moved in this morning. 880 01:23:23,208 --> 01:23:26,791 But Donatienne… Where is she? 881 01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,333 Who is Donatienne? 882 01:23:38,541 --> 01:23:43,958 Donatienne lived here, in this very house. 883 01:23:44,875 --> 01:23:46,375 I was in love with her. 884 01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:51,458 Care for some black coffee? 885 01:24:00,250 --> 01:24:02,875 Sorry, I haven't had time to go shopping. 886 01:24:07,291 --> 01:24:12,000 Donatienne, please stop. 887 01:24:12,083 --> 01:24:15,708 -I'm not Donatienne. -You sure look like her! 888 01:24:43,208 --> 01:24:46,333 You must've been through a lot. 889 01:24:49,041 --> 01:24:51,000 I'd like to stay here. 890 01:24:51,708 --> 01:24:53,083 With me? 891 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,750 I won't bother you or even talk to you. 892 01:24:58,875 --> 01:25:01,000 You won't notice I'm here. 893 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:13,041 You can't stay alone in this dreary place. 894 01:25:14,166 --> 01:25:15,416 You'll get depressed. 895 01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:20,833 I'm already depressed. 896 01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:23,250 I'm getting a divorce. 897 01:25:23,916 --> 01:25:26,208 I'm through with men. 898 01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:38,208 I wanna give a woman some flowers. 899 01:25:38,916 --> 01:25:42,333 Of course, sir. What kind? 900 01:25:43,666 --> 01:25:47,000 -I don't know. -What kind of woman is she? 901 01:25:48,625 --> 01:25:53,208 I don't know. Like every other women. 902 01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:58,166 Then I suggest you get something cheap. 903 01:25:59,416 --> 01:26:02,791 Some buttercups, perhaps? 904 01:26:03,750 --> 01:26:05,083 Fine. 905 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,750 You don't look well. 906 01:26:12,416 --> 01:26:14,250 I don't feel well. 907 01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:16,083 Are you ill? 908 01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:19,166 Your hands are shaking. 909 01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:22,791 True enough. 910 01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:27,666 Would you like a hot drink? 911 01:26:29,208 --> 01:26:32,833 -Something cold, actually. -How about a beer? 912 01:26:32,916 --> 01:26:35,583 It's good for what ails you. 913 01:26:35,666 --> 01:26:37,875 -Really? -Of course. 914 01:26:37,958 --> 01:26:40,875 You can't let yourself go. 915 01:26:40,958 --> 01:26:42,166 Come with me. 916 01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:47,750 Take a good look at this room. 917 01:26:48,583 --> 01:26:50,791 What's most striking about it? 918 01:26:52,625 --> 01:26:54,208 The refrigerator. 919 01:26:54,458 --> 01:26:57,458 The room is built around it. 920 01:26:57,916 --> 01:27:00,708 It's the room's raison d'être. 921 01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:04,541 Have a seat. 922 01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:23,333 -Comfy? -Yes. 923 01:27:24,041 --> 01:27:26,500 Watch, Mr. Avranche. 924 01:27:27,416 --> 01:27:29,416 I reach out, 925 01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:32,625 and without getting up, 926 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,333 I'll open the fridge. 927 01:27:36,166 --> 01:27:39,083 And what will I find inside? 928 01:27:44,041 --> 01:27:45,916 Good Lord! 929 01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:48,541 They're all here. 930 01:27:48,625 --> 01:27:53,166 Dark, light, from Belgium, Germany, Luxembourg. 931 01:27:53,416 --> 01:27:58,208 Not to mention the gueuze, which will blow your head off. 932 01:27:58,291 --> 01:28:02,875 That's what you need, one good gueuze after another. 933 01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:07,625 Or three in a row. Until you forget everything. 934 01:28:07,916 --> 01:28:10,000 You've got too many memories. 935 01:28:10,083 --> 01:28:12,750 Face it. Who's Donatienne? 936 01:28:12,833 --> 01:28:17,083 A souvenir stashed away in the back of your memory. 937 01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:20,125 But did she ever really exist? 938 01:28:20,208 --> 01:28:25,583 In our valley, there was once a Donatienne Pouget. 939 01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:30,750 A young woman of loose morals who drove men wild. 940 01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:34,083 There's one in every valley, of course. 941 01:28:34,166 --> 01:28:36,416 Once over the ridge, there's another valley. 942 01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:39,875 Once you've seen them all, there are no more valleys. 943 01:28:39,958 --> 01:28:43,791 ‪There are nothing but plains. ‪What do you find there? 944 01:28:43,875 --> 01:28:47,000 Cities, Mr. Avranche. 945 01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:49,750 How can you find a woman in a city? 946 01:28:49,833 --> 01:28:51,291 And in which one? 947 01:28:51,375 --> 01:28:54,500 Milan? Basel? Frankfurt? 948 01:28:56,791 --> 01:28:58,583 Be reasonable. 949 01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:00,833 The story's over now. 950 01:29:00,916 --> 01:29:03,125 Drink your gueuze and go home. 951 01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:09,791 Doesn't she have a family somewhere? 952 01:29:10,291 --> 01:29:13,208 A father, a mother, a grandmother? 953 01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:16,791 Someone who knows where she is? 954 01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:20,125 She had a girlfriend. 955 01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:23,333 Marie-Thérèse, a childhood friend. 956 01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:25,750 Marie-Thérèse Carroz. 957 01:29:26,916 --> 01:29:29,291 Who knows what's become of her? 958 01:29:48,041 --> 01:29:51,083 Do you know Marie-Thérèse Carroz? 959 01:29:52,291 --> 01:29:55,541 -Marie-Thérèse who? -Carroz! 960 01:30:02,166 --> 01:30:04,541 Seems she grew up here. 961 01:30:06,125 --> 01:30:08,791 That doesn't mean she stayed. 962 01:30:12,916 --> 01:30:15,833 Besides, her name is no longer Carroz. 963 01:30:17,750 --> 01:30:20,708 It's Marie-Thérèse Chatelard. 964 01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:24,958 But they moved away. 965 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:28,875 -Where'd they go? -To another village. 966 01:30:28,958 --> 01:30:31,916 -Which one? -A village! 967 01:30:33,333 --> 01:30:34,916 Should I tell a stranger? 968 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:38,000 I'm no stranger. I'm Robert Avranche, the garage man! 969 01:30:38,083 --> 01:30:40,833 I'm lost and looking for someone! 970 01:30:40,916 --> 01:30:43,041 I'm tired and cold! 971 01:30:45,958 --> 01:30:49,125 Simmer down, sir. 972 01:30:51,333 --> 01:30:54,041 We'll track down Marie-Thérèse. 973 01:30:55,041 --> 01:30:56,625 What if I told you 974 01:30:57,625 --> 01:31:00,708 she was a schoolteacher? 975 01:31:02,041 --> 01:31:04,000 Would you like that? 976 01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:07,750 Schoolteachers are heartening. 977 01:31:10,625 --> 01:31:12,041 It'd be a nice change. 978 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:18,125 -Go ahead, jump! -Jump! 979 01:31:19,250 --> 01:31:21,916 Now let's do jumping jacks. 980 01:31:25,666 --> 01:31:27,750 Laurent, get up! 981 01:31:27,833 --> 01:31:29,166 And up you get! 982 01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:32,500 Spread your arms and legs. 983 01:31:36,416 --> 01:31:40,833 Okay, good. Now watch me. 984 01:31:40,916 --> 01:31:44,583 Stretch out your arms and inhale. 985 01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:50,041 One, two, three. 986 01:31:50,666 --> 01:31:52,291 Arms down, exhale. 987 01:31:55,041 --> 01:31:57,250 Arms up and inhale. 988 01:31:57,333 --> 01:32:00,833 One, two, three, exhale. 989 01:32:04,625 --> 01:32:08,375 One, two, three, exhale. 990 01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:17,458 Arms back up. One, two, three, exhale. 991 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:25,041 Reach high. Palms up. 992 01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:31,375 Two, three, exhale. Reach behind you. 993 01:32:32,625 --> 01:32:36,000 One, two, three, exhale. 994 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:41,500 Back up, one, two, three. 995 01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:43,041 Looking for someone? 996 01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:46,208 Marie-Thérèse Chatelard. 997 01:32:46,750 --> 01:32:49,625 Upstairs in the classroom. 998 01:32:51,291 --> 01:32:55,416 Exhale, arms down, and slowly up. 999 01:32:55,916 --> 01:32:59,166 Come on, Grégory. 1000 01:33:01,125 --> 01:33:03,000 Push, push, push. 1001 01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:06,625 Back up and take a deep breath. 1002 01:33:08,875 --> 01:33:12,333 Don't worry. She's only a woman. 1003 01:33:12,416 --> 01:33:14,916 Knock and go in. 1004 01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:18,958 -I'm her husband. -Robert Avranche, garage owner. 1005 01:33:22,291 --> 01:33:23,875 Is it about a car? 1006 01:33:24,583 --> 01:33:25,916 Not exactly. 1007 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,458 About a missing person, rather. 1008 01:33:28,541 --> 01:33:31,250 -Someone is missing? -Yes. 1009 01:33:32,166 --> 01:33:35,041 Someone your wife should know. 1010 01:33:35,791 --> 01:33:38,791 Let's ask her. After you. 1011 01:33:42,375 --> 01:33:46,208 "The little house 1012 01:33:47,250 --> 01:33:51,666 with the chimney…" 1013 01:33:51,750 --> 01:33:53,500 Hear that voice? 1014 01:33:54,708 --> 01:33:57,000 -Yes. -That's my wife. 1015 01:33:58,708 --> 01:34:02,458 "Down in the valley…" 1016 01:34:04,625 --> 01:34:06,083 comma, 1017 01:34:08,208 --> 01:34:10,791 "…crowned… 1018 01:34:14,041 --> 01:34:17,208 Crowned… 1019 01:34:19,708 --> 01:34:23,708 by the eternal snows. 1020 01:34:27,333 --> 01:34:30,000 Eternal snows," 1021 01:34:35,458 --> 01:34:36,791 period. 1022 01:34:42,958 --> 01:34:46,416 She wasn't a tramp. She did it for free. 1023 01:34:48,458 --> 01:34:51,791 Nor was she a witch. Everybody liked her. 1024 01:34:52,458 --> 01:34:54,916 What was she? A nymphomaniac? 1025 01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:57,416 What does that mean? 1026 01:34:58,666 --> 01:35:01,375 A pathological desire for sex? 1027 01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:02,916 Well… 1028 01:35:05,041 --> 01:35:06,875 Did she want nothing but sex? 1029 01:35:07,250 --> 01:35:10,750 I don't know. I never screwed her. 1030 01:35:11,250 --> 01:35:13,291 I could've if I'd wanted to. 1031 01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:17,875 Whenever she came over, she was all over me. 1032 01:35:17,958 --> 01:35:22,291 I'd say, "You're my wife's best friend. I can't." 1033 01:35:22,375 --> 01:35:24,750 I didn't want to come between them. 1034 01:35:24,833 --> 01:35:28,208 But they had a fight anyway. 1035 01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:31,416 Did you lust after her? 1036 01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:34,333 No, honey. I never said that. 1037 01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:37,041 But let's be honest, 1038 01:35:37,125 --> 01:35:42,666 if a woman keeps buzzing around you, you start getting dizzy. 1039 01:35:44,833 --> 01:35:46,875 Feeling ill? 1040 01:35:50,625 --> 01:35:53,916 -No, why? -You look pale. 1041 01:35:55,291 --> 01:35:56,291 Are you sick? 1042 01:35:57,958 --> 01:36:00,500 No, I'll be all right. 1043 01:36:00,583 --> 01:36:05,708 No doctors around here. I call a copter when the kids are sick. 1044 01:36:06,708 --> 01:36:09,041 Don't worry. I'm okay. 1045 01:36:09,625 --> 01:36:12,541 Is this Donatienne's doing? 1046 01:36:17,916 --> 01:36:19,916 Probably. 1047 01:36:26,083 --> 01:36:27,541 You're in love? 1048 01:36:33,708 --> 01:36:35,208 Well, then… 1049 01:36:35,875 --> 01:36:39,000 No wonder you look so tired! 1050 01:36:39,083 --> 01:36:42,875 Being in love with Donatienne is no walk in the park. 1051 01:36:45,458 --> 01:36:48,041 He's really got it bad. 1052 01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:49,208 Look at his eyes. 1053 01:36:50,666 --> 01:36:52,458 He looks half-crazy. 1054 01:36:54,166 --> 01:36:56,708 Like a man lost in a storm. 1055 01:37:01,375 --> 01:37:03,041 Hear me, Mr. Avranche? 1056 01:37:05,750 --> 01:37:07,458 I'm talking to you. 1057 01:37:08,416 --> 01:37:10,500 He's not responding. 1058 01:37:11,375 --> 01:37:13,125 Mr. Avranche! 1059 01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:15,250 It's Chatelard, the schoolteacher! 1060 01:37:15,333 --> 01:37:17,333 You're in a mountain village. 1061 01:37:17,416 --> 01:37:19,500 My wife invited you to dinner. 1062 01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:27,041 Thank you. You're very kind. 1063 01:37:30,333 --> 01:37:34,125 You're in no condition to drive. 1064 01:37:34,208 --> 01:37:35,666 We'll put you up. 1065 01:37:36,708 --> 01:37:38,666 We'll fix up the guestroom. 1066 01:37:38,916 --> 01:37:42,666 You just need a cup of tea. Tomorrow's another day. 1067 01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:02,791 Drink this. It'll help you sleep. 1068 01:38:06,708 --> 01:38:08,208 I don't wanna sleep. 1069 01:38:09,041 --> 01:38:11,250 You should. It's late. 1070 01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:17,458 I certainly need to sleep. I have class tomorrow. 1071 01:38:32,833 --> 01:38:35,541 Shall I tell you a bedtime story? 1072 01:38:37,208 --> 01:38:38,791 What kind of story? 1073 01:38:40,291 --> 01:38:42,083 I don't know. 1074 01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:45,375 Don't you like stories? 1075 01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:48,333 Depends on the story. 1076 01:38:51,458 --> 01:38:53,833 How about one that happens on a train? 1077 01:38:56,375 --> 01:38:57,875 May I sit down? 1078 01:39:01,250 --> 01:39:02,333 Please. 1079 01:39:10,083 --> 01:39:13,375 A guy's sitting alone in a first-class compartment. 1080 01:39:13,458 --> 01:39:17,041 Not bad-looking. His name's Robert Avranche. 1081 01:39:18,375 --> 01:39:20,458 He seems depressed. 1082 01:39:21,500 --> 01:39:24,000 As if he's just lost the woman he loved. 1083 01:39:25,791 --> 01:39:27,666 Has he? 1084 01:39:29,875 --> 01:39:31,125 Yes. 1085 01:39:32,166 --> 01:39:34,000 Does he need consoling? 1086 01:39:35,458 --> 01:39:37,000 He sure wouldn't mind. 1087 01:39:41,416 --> 01:39:46,583 He sets down his bowl, which is out of place in a love scene. 1088 01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:49,000 Especially a bowl of hot tea. 1089 01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:54,000 Is this a love scene? 1090 01:39:56,416 --> 01:39:58,125 I think so. 1091 01:39:59,041 --> 01:40:03,375 -With a schoolteacher? -No, she doesn't work. 1092 01:40:04,125 --> 01:40:06,458 She just hangs around. 1093 01:40:07,541 --> 01:40:10,041 -In train stations? -Yes. 1094 01:40:10,666 --> 01:40:12,750 Sometimes she gets on a train. 1095 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:19,083 Her name's Donatienne. She never smiles. 1096 01:40:20,958 --> 01:40:22,916 Why not? 1097 01:40:23,541 --> 01:40:27,166 -Because nobody kisses her. -Why not? 1098 01:40:27,250 --> 01:40:30,375 Sounds crazy, but men just want her ass. 1099 01:40:30,750 --> 01:40:32,666 It never occurs to them to kiss her. 1100 01:40:34,833 --> 01:40:36,958 -I'll kiss you. -Wait! 1101 01:40:38,208 --> 01:40:40,666 I'm not in your compartment yet. 1102 01:40:41,791 --> 01:40:46,666 Now you're alone, bored, sad, lost in thought. 1103 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:51,250 I've been watching you for ten minutes. 1104 01:40:51,625 --> 01:40:55,333 You're thinking of the woman you've lost. 1105 01:40:56,708 --> 01:41:00,041 Why don't men think of me like that? 1106 01:41:00,625 --> 01:41:01,958 What's her name? 1107 01:41:04,125 --> 01:41:05,583 Donatienne. 1108 01:41:42,291 --> 01:41:46,333 Where the hell is he? Think he missed the train? 1109 01:41:51,250 --> 01:41:54,083 Must we search the whole car? 1110 01:42:06,250 --> 01:42:09,750 Wake up, Robert. This is your stop. 1111 01:42:19,666 --> 01:42:22,458 Just leave me alone. 1112 01:42:26,458 --> 01:42:29,208 I'm with the schoolteacher. 1113 01:42:39,375 --> 01:42:41,375 Where the hell are we? 1114 01:42:41,458 --> 01:42:43,625 Where are you taking me? 1115 01:42:43,708 --> 01:42:45,541 To a woman's house. 1116 01:42:50,458 --> 01:42:51,875 Robert! 1117 01:43:06,625 --> 01:43:09,208 -Robert! -Cut it out, Robert! 1118 01:43:09,291 --> 01:43:14,041 -I don't want to see any woman! -Please! She's cracking up! 1119 01:43:14,125 --> 01:43:18,125 Tough! We're all cracking up nowadays! 1120 01:43:52,375 --> 01:43:53,750 I'll handle this. 1121 01:44:06,250 --> 01:44:08,333 She's forgiven you. 1122 01:44:09,791 --> 01:44:11,750 She wants you to come back. 1123 01:44:12,750 --> 01:44:16,458 You can't say no to Geneviève. 1124 01:44:19,541 --> 01:44:21,625 What about the other guy? 1125 01:44:23,250 --> 01:44:26,166 -Is he still there? -She never loved him. 1126 01:44:28,916 --> 01:44:34,000 She was fed up being unhappy. He was the first to come along. 1127 01:44:55,041 --> 01:44:56,958 You guys piss me off. 1128 01:44:58,666 --> 01:45:00,375 You really do. 1129 01:46:11,166 --> 01:46:12,541 Daddy! 1130 01:46:17,083 --> 01:46:18,625 My babies. 1131 01:47:12,750 --> 01:47:15,625 It's the story of a man who returns to his wife. 1132 01:47:21,166 --> 01:47:22,708 Does she want him back? 1133 01:47:24,291 --> 01:47:25,541 She's been waiting. 1134 01:47:42,916 --> 01:47:44,416 Will she smile? 1135 01:48:41,791 --> 01:48:44,458 Better pack your bags, pal. 1136 01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:49,125 Party's over. 1137 01:48:54,208 --> 01:48:58,458 {\an8}THE END 74378

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