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Wait. Stoop down.

I like the plant background.

It's nice really close. Try cheek to cheek.

Cute! I like it.

I dunno.

- Maybe we should try a lift? - A lift?

Happy Birthday!

Maybe in the plants?

- Let's do it. - Like explorers.

Frankly...

I'm not convinced.

We can't see the jungle, but it works.

- Hey, Catherine! - Mom!

- A heart. - For my mom?

Yeah.

Look, put your head here.

We look like a roof.

No, under the...

Let me see?

- It suits you. - Move your hand.

Pretty. It looks natural.

- Duckface. - What's that?

Shall we look, or try another?

It's not so easy.

This one's good.

Let's see the others.

And the plants?

This one.

But it's weird.

It looks like we're...

It looks like you're pregnant. It's the big day.

I don't want them on our case.

Like this?

Great.

- Just putting down the phone... - Closer.

THE (EX)PERIENCE OF LOVE

I'm kind of dreading Saturday.

I have to find a way to make my mother understand.

- It's all she hopes for. - Of course.

- She gets weepy. - You doing my mother?

Not to be mean, but that's honestly how she is.

- Justine... - My sister shouldn't have...

Your mother's just as bad.

Because she told Mom we were trying.

Yes, but...

I told her, but just barely.

I bet your mother forced it out of Justine.

She doesn't realize because she doesn't want kids.

She doesn't know how hard it is, so she blurted it out.

Sent!

Hello.

I have some news!

Meet me tomorrow at the University.

I have some news!

Meet me tomorrow at the University.

Sorry, I only have 5 minutes. Thanks for coming.

Mr. Ostrowsky? Shut the door.

Hello, Sandra. Take a seat.

Hello, Doctor.

Rémy. Sit down.

We're a little short on time, but...

I was at the Seattle Obstetrics Congress.

We talk about cases at roundtables.

So I discussed your infertility case.

- Thanks. - I think we've found the solution.

You have a syndrome.

Called "Past Love Syndrome."

In French: Syndrome des amours passées.

A protocol was developed by the team

that found the syndrome.

Which is: You must find every person

you've ever had sex with,

and perform another sex act

with each of these people.

The protocol is sleeping with everyone?

Right. Retrace your entire sexual history.

You have a kind of mental block. Hence the physical block.

It's not just visualizing...

No, it's physical.

Yes, physical.

- You have to... make love. - Exactly.

You've only had consensual sex?

Yes.

Yes? Then we're good.

Wanting kids isn't nothing.

- Yes. - Right?

Your history, all the hurdles...

No kidding, how long have we been stuck on this?

Ethically, I can't tell you it's 100% effective.

It's totally new. Early days.

But we have a diagnosis and treatment.

It's quite something!

Go on. Stay positive. Don't get lost in details.

- Thanks. - We'll overcome them. Ok?

- Are we positive? - Yes.

Chins up!

Thanks.

- Did you really... - 19, 20...

- With all of these... - Wait!

Shit, what's his name?

It doesn't just seem like a lot, it is a lot.

I mean, objectively.

It's not huge. I was single for a long time.

So, yeah, I had a few flings...

The average person has, what, 5 to 10 partners?

5? You're tripping.

I have 3. It's not many.

They were long-term. Maybe we've had sex as many times.

Wait. You forgot one!

The Cape Verdean. Estrella...

Estella doesn't count.

Why not?

It doesn't count because...

There wasn't...

We didn't directly, exactly...

You didn't do it with Estrella?

You liar!

Maybe I mentioned it...

Your friends spread the rumor?

Is showing off so strange?

No, it's wanting me to feel bad.

I never wanted you to feel bad!

I wanted to impress you. We'd just met.

Look at my list. Three people.

It's nothing to be proud of.

So maybe I embellished a little...

Who's Julie?

Julie is Julie.

I don't know her.

- It's Julie. - Your sister?

Yes, Joseph's daughter.

Wait...

You slept with your sister?

She only became my sister later.

We were 16. Our parents just met.

We spent a summer together.

We vacationed as a recomposed family.

That's how we met, as teens.

We were lovers, not siblings yet.

You call her your sister.

It's "my sister's" kids.

When you buy a gift for your sister,

she's your sister!

To me, she's your sister.

But historically and biologically, no.

And don't talk, or she'll kill me.

Ok.

Seriously, not a word.

I said ok.

- Who are you looking for? - Nora.

- Here she is. - Thanks.

You dated a punk?

- Who's the biker? - DJ Sensas.

DJ Sensas?

And the basketball player?

- A Berliner. - Really?

A-L-E-J-A or E?

A-N...

Let's put these up.

There we are.

I'm finished.

Wanna give me a hand?

Yeah, since I'm done.

You write to Tarek in English?

Yeah, we speak in English.

Oh yeah?

I wanted to see your technique, for inspiration.

Seriously?

That means: "Can I sleep with you"?

- Well, yeah. - So direct!

Are you sure...

It depends on who it is...

On the relationship you have.

- Ok, great. - We'll see if he answers.

I'll call Céline. It won't take long.

It's ringing.

- Shit, voicemail. - Hang up.

She'll see my number.

Hello, Céline. This is Rémy.

Long time no see, no speak, no nothing.

I'm calling with a favor to ask.

A personal one.

I'll be brief.

You and I need to have sex...

- Fuck, I got cut off! - Thank God!

What a shitshow! That was awful.

- It wasn't clear? - Not at all.

What were you thinking?

I thought it'd be simple.

Of course it's not simple!

Did Tarek answer already? What'd he say?

Totally open!

"Dear Nora...

"Hey Nora...

"I'm taking this opportunity to write...

"I'm writing...

"to ask you something strange.

"...a little unusual.

"...a little peculiar."

Can you move the ruler please?

Put it on top.

Thanks.

Find it funny?

- No, embarrassing. - Really?

It makes me feel...

I don't think I'm capable.

Know you're my last female partner?

No, I didn't.

- You are. - So it's been a while.

When we met, it had been a whole ordeal.

I thought I had to sleep with women,

to give people a certain image of me.

It took a lot of effort.

Then I got to Brussels. I started partying at Fontainas.

I decided guys were cool after all.

Mostly there was less social pressure.

There wasn't my family or the bourgeoisie I grew up in.

So I felt free.

- I don't want to make you straight. - Thankfully, but...

I don't know what to say. Shit.

Look, we laugh together.

Yeah, but I'm not hard at all.

I imagine you in bed, waiting

while I try to get hard in the bathroom.

- We'll laugh about it. - I feel like a jerk.

I see my manhood

exposed, vulnerable. I don't want that.

Sometimes I meet straight guys at parties.

I hit on them.

Me: "Why not?" Them: "I don't like guys."

Me: "A blowjob is the same with eyes closed."

And the guys find me pushy.

So I'm pushy, yeah.

I understand. I see myself in you.

I'll think about it. I'll talk with Gabriel.

But don't count on it.

There's an odd smell.

- I dunno. - Smell it?

I smell my scent.

No, it's something else.

Maybe you should take a shower?

I already showered.

You did?

I feel a little

rejected, but...

Rejected? No!

- You say I smell. - No.

It's because it's the first time.

So it'll get easier?

Yes. It's like starting to smoke. You have to...

And then you get numb.

I should've seen people.

Yeah...

I'll have dinner with a pal.

I tried to work.

Awful idea. It was impossible.

I imagined you... forget it.

It's gone.

- Sure? - Yeah, you smell like you.

Yes.

- It's me. - Come in.

This is last year's paper again.

Nobody notices.

It was already last year's last year.

They don't care. They tear it off.

Look what I got for Dad.

Great. He'll like it. I'm proud I published it.

You should be. It was almost sold out.

I know.

It's a bestseller. We sold 500!

That's terrible for your enamel.

- No, it's ok. - I assure you.

I have to ask you something.

- Nothing bad? - No.

The doc found out why we can't have kids.

We have a syndrome.

- Cancer? - No. A syndrome...

A disease?

No, it's not a disease.

Treating this syndrome requires me and Sandra to...

- Take hormones. - No.

Don't try to spare me.

No. It's not that serious.

Frankly, it's no big deal.

There's a protocol the doctor suggested.

- Chemo. - It's not cancer, cut it out!

A protocol, a syndrome...

Say it!

You keep cutting me off. It's not cancer!

Great, don't be so aggressive.

I'm glad. Sorry for worrying about my brother.

Sandra and I have to sleep with all our ex-partners.

Are you kidding? Is that all? That's your big news?

Yes.

Why say it like a death sentence? You're nuts!

I'm so happy, so relieved!

How could I take it wrong?

Us sleeping together again, I thought you'd never agree.

What? I didn't understand.

But you said with your exes.

With our ex-lovers.

I'm not a lover, I'm your sister.

It's not the exes I lived with, or skipped stones with.

Skip a lot of stones?

It's an expression to make you understand.

I mean people who...

- Stop being aggressive. - I'm explaining.

I don't see why I'd lie to Manu just because...

- It's complicated with Manu. - I know.

Manu's not easy.

No, it's not that Manu isn't easy.

What's your problem?

What's everyone's problem with Manu?

Manu isn't the problem,

but he's in the equation.

Of course, he's my husband!

That's what I mean.

Just adopt.

What do you mean?

You had 2 kids in two years. Easy for you to say.

It's nuts how you twist things.

You twist things!

You come to wrap gifts and ask to fuck!

Spoke to him on the phone

Needs to check with his girlfriend

She seems cool

It'll take a second.

Wow. Impressive!

I wasn't expecting it to be so big.

That's life...

For a property manager. Well, not really.

I handle all the rentals upstairs.

I distribute keys, change bedding.

I get this in exchange.

For free.

Mom's been here.

There's cheese. Want some?

Cool, right?

Amazing! I've never seen this in a flat!

Little titties.

Thursday works by the way.

- Are we on? - No.

No. I forgot to tell you.

What are you doing?

- What's that look? - Nothing!

- I can't. - What are your plans?

I have a medical checkup.

Medical?

It's an appointment to schedule an abortion.

You're pregnant.

I was at Zahia's party, a month ago.

I told you, I puked from the Tequila.

I'd just taken my pill.

I met a great guy at the party. We hooked up and...

- Just like that. - Yup.

This is why I wasn't gonna tell you.

Why?

You didn't want to...

- It hurts you. - So it's taboo now.

Of course it hurts me! What do you think?

I'm trying so hard.

And you're in the clouds and it just happens.

I'm not in the clouds.

You're putting me down, but these things happen.

I'd give it to you, if it would help.

Sure. Right.

A retarded baby like you? No thanks!

It's fine.

No thanks.

Alright, I gotta run.

Is someone taking you?

Martin. I asked him.

You ok?

Lots of people get pregnant.

Not us.

Don't forget next week.

- What time? - 2 o'clock.

Don't be late. You're always late.

You're home?

Yes.

I was gonna go.

And then...

I didn't go.

You finally get a date and you don't go?

She's probably pissed, you know?

I freaked out.

Ok, but did you call her?

No, not yet.

You didn't?

- She'll never want to now. - I'll say my phone died!

Great...

What's the problem?

Well...

I imagined Nora seeing me as an old fart.

You think you're an old fart?

Compared to when we dated, yes.

But so is she.

But she still has hair.

You don't understand hair loss. You have lots.

Plus you're stunning, so you don't realize.

You don't think I freak out?

I doubt it's the same. You're more...

What do we do? Seriously.

I don't know.

You don't know.

I'm stuck.

Ok, stuck.

We have to wait till I get unstuck.

Maybe you should just...

Do some experimenting.

Meet other girls.

What?

It will demystify things.

Sleep around. Experiment.

You'll realize it's not such a big...

You're telling me to have sex...

Yes.

With other girls?

Which girls?

I dunno.

Go on a thing, you'll get matches.

Oh, strangers.

Yes.

Then you can call Nora

in a calmer way.

Hi, Rémy.

Hi Queen777.

Yes, Marion.

- Sorry I'm late. - No worries. Delighted.

Your first time?

You can see that immediately.

No, but your body gave it away.

But it's charming.

So is the green suit.

You like it?

Few people look good in green.

Really? Thanks.

I'm a little disconcerted...

by how explicit this is.

Does it bother you?

Usually there's a pretext

to trick each other or yourself,

but here we know.

The honesty of it...

Don't talk too much. Just let go.

Ok.

Tonight, 10 o'clock. Room 206.

10 o'clock tonight? So soon?

Ok. Directly in the room?

Sorry, gotta run.

Ok.

Until tonight, Rémy.

Have a good day, Marion.

Wrong room.

Weird. I have the card.

Yes, but this is 206. See?

- Yeah, 206. - Right.

Well so is mine.

Let me see?

Here.

What the heck?

This is Marion's room?

Yes.

- Got a date with Marion? - I do.

So do I. And I'm here.

Your appointment was at 10 o'clock?

Yes, 10 o'clock.

Same place.

So it's not your first time.

Here I am!

There she is.

Hey.

Sorry.

Forgive me.

My fault. I have two planners.

The one in my phone...

and the paper one.

Right.

Did you read my notebook?

Thank God!

- Did you chat? - We met.

I know he's a cyclist.

So you made a mistake.

I think it's a sign.

There are three of us...

So be it.

It's a proposition. Let's adapt!

Yeah.

Ah, ok.

When you want something,

even if it's unplanned, you gotta do it.

That's what I say.

You only live once.

Need any help?

No, I'm ok.

It's stuck...

- Sorry! - The jaw breakers.

- Heart breakers? - Jaw breakers.

Not heart breakers. Hear that?

I was thinking. Maybe it's better if you do your...

No problem. But I'm off.

Evening.

Thanks but no thanks for your "experiment" idea.

Really...

What nonsense.

How was your pesty ex?

Yeah, it's done.

Know what he said as I was leaving?

No.

That I made the "sensible" choice.

With you.

Me, the sensible choice?

The nerve! The sensible choice?

Didn't he realize you made the choice not to see his ugly face?

What'd you say?

- What? - Nothing.

- Nothing? - I just left.

You could've defended me!

Defend you? What's there to defend?

He's deluded, and that's all.

My sensible choice...

Email sent

Text message sent

Date Thursday night

- Rémy? - Nora!

Hey!

How are you?

- You haven't changed. - A little, no?

Still as elegant.

Thank you.

Sorry for last time, I got held up.

I brought tapenade to make up for it.

So sweet.

Nice place!

Yeah, we call it home.

"We"? You and your guy?

- No, I stopped that. - You did?

I'm out of the game.

- So who is "we"? - Three of us.

Three...

Three girls.

- Are you together? - No, three flatmates.

We each managed to bounce back from total catastrophes!

We've come a long way.

The three of us living together just set us free.

It's wonderful.

We don't put all our focus...

...on a single person.

We share the load.

It's made us feel alive.

- Isn't someone here? - He's mine.

It's Antoine.

Oh, I see.

So you still have relationships...

Of course!

I didn't get that part.

We're not nuns.

Sardinian olive tapenade.

- May I? - Please. It's delicious.

We discuss it with Antoine.

He stops by, but doesn't stay.

Everyone's happy. Really.

What about this syndrome stuff?

It must be incredible to sleep with all these women again.

Yeah, it's totally...

How many are left?

Three.

Wow, that's terrific!

You're almost finished. Bravo!

Did you find the Cape Verdean?

He was dating a Cape Verdean.

A total bimbo! I was so jealous.

You were jealous?

I think I went on three diets.

Three diets?

Really?

I'd spend hours at the salon.

I had no idea. I never knew.

It's a good example

of why I left the game.

You don't say!

I'm so sorry.

The way his pals would go on about her!

Yeah, totally.

The pals butt in.

They were such a pain.

With all three?

Yeah, with all three.

Yeah.

They're flatmates who share everything.

They pool everything.

Great!

You were totally right...

I had to loosen up.

I was blocked without realizing it.

Like when the fridge noise stops.

You only notice when it stops. It was like that.

So you feel great.

On that level, yeah.

Cool.

Yeah, frankly it is.

What's great is I finally...

- Came? - No!

Isn't that what you're saying?

I didn't say that.

I dunno.

Don't overreact.

I'm reacting to what I hear. How should I react?

I dunno.

Finally! The fridge has stopped!

Ok, I understand.

It was very clumsy. Sorry.

If it's the truth, I accept it.

It has nothing to do with you.

I see that. I haven't been very helpful.

I didn't want to hurt you.

Can I do this?

Ok.

You ok? You look...

I'm ok.

You look worried.

Are you?

- I'm embarrassed. - About what?

To introduce you to Koen.

Oh? Why?

He's not really my type.

When I saw the photos I thought

shit, a stud with pecks.

She'll leave me for him and send me packing.

You're happy.

- You're relieved. - Totally.

Don't be too happy.

In front of him?

"Hi, you must be Koen!"

- Cut it out. - I won't do that.

You're gloating. It's annoying.

I'll behave.

Really!

Of course.

After what you asked,

he invites us both to lunch.

He sounds really open-minded.

A kayak. This is it.

He kayaks?

Ok.

They're drying their stuff.

- We kayaked. - To Greenland?

You spent 3 months in a kayak?

A beekeeping hat.

It's mosquito netting.

Mosquitos in Greenland?

- Tiny ones! - Tons!

- I saw the email, yeah. - The attachment?

We can't open them in the kayak.

- What? - We don't get wifi.

We can give you a hand, no problem.

They don't know.

You screw my man, I screw yours.

What?

Put yourself in my shoes. Read this!

You two go off together

while we wait in the other room

and knit you a sweater?

Sex and no lunch!

I swear.

"We made a nice meal." I should've kept the guacamole.

Take it.

"Dear Sandra, I accept your offer

"if we return to our old haunt, the 3 Bear Inn."

What's the 3 Bear Inn?

We spent a weekend there.

But...

Since you still have quite a few exes to see.

I was wondering...

If you'd allow me to continue

to see other people, and experiment in a more direct way.

It was to help you with Nora. This is different.

The idea of sitting there every night

with your "to-fuck" list.

Sorry but I'm afraid I might...

I might suffer, I might freak out.

This time it's Anders at the Inn.

It's always a new landscape while I sit at home.

Seeing exes is not the same as meeting new people.

If I really wanted to meet someone

for a good time, I wouldn't call an ex.

Not the same?

- No, it's not! - Oh, but it is.

It's related. It's sleeping around.

Go ahead. I can tell you're...

- You're upset. - No, I'm ok.

I understand you don't want to sit around waiting.

Cool.

The other side?

How many times?

About ten times.

Pull it up.

Keep your elbow straight.

Do you still climb?

I'm starting to slow down.

Yeah?

When you stretch...

I have no more abs. Yeah.

- But you still climb. - It's nice to stay active.

- What? - Just watching you.

You look tired.

Your face is all...

All what?

All tired, I guess.

It's simple. I come here Tuesdays.

I leave Wednesday evening.

The rest of the time I live in France.

With my husband.

Right, does he...

- He knows nothing. - Nothing.

And my kids.

I have three.

I need it.

It keeps me balanced. Otherwise I sway...

Life lacks poetry. It lacks...

Discovery.

I can't say using the apps is simple.

It is simple. Just change your photo.

I'm sorry, but...

I did it quick.

Yes, you did.

"Introduction..."

So...

"Independent publisher."

- "Fan of etymology." - True.

Did you study Greek and Latin?

- That too? - Yes.

Of course not!

Oh, I see.

- Why not Sudokus? - I don't like them.

You know how to sell yourself in that green suit...

They all sell themselves, why not you? You're capable.

Make up a story. You, but different.

- That's what's thrilling. - I should lie?

Not lie. Play.

There's a playful side to it.

Ok.

It appeals to you, but scares you.

Won't be home tonight.

Going out with Marion.

Zucchini casserole's in the fridge.

See you Tuesday ;-)

Get home ok last night?

Can't wait to see you again...

Which part makes you happy?

What makes me happy is...

To be a male.

An alpha male. Belonging to the boys' club.

- No... - A little.

It's something I'd never experienced.

So I'm happy I have now.

- Why? - Because it's enjoyable.

What is?

To feel attractive...

- To have sex. - Yes.

But you have Sandra.

You mourn something in life, figure it's too late,

and suddenly it happens.

Mourning sounds like a sacrifice,

but I thought it was who you are.

I thought you had higher standards. Nope!

- Really? - Higher than most.

Cerebral, picky.

But actually it's: "I'm a victim who couldn't get laid."

You used to be the kind of guy

who you're flattered to be with.

I like being able to say: "He chose me."

That's no longer true of you.

There are too many.

You're compensating for experiences that you actually had.

I had experiences within relationships.

That's not nothing!

That said, can we talk about...

I'll put this down.

Have you thought at all about...

Yes. Something like that doesn't just slip your mind.

So?

I talked to Manu.

- You did? - Yes.

You thought it best?

He's my husband, I thought it best.

What did he say?

You know, Manu has a grudge against you.

Really? What do you mean?

He felt something.

He'd say, "Rémy gives me weird vibes."

"You sure? Something's off about him."

I'd say: "Manu, come on!"

For years. After every Christmas, we argue.

I'd say: "Manu, the crazy things you imagine."

"You're a sicko. A pervert, Manu."

- That's extreme. - I wanted him off my back.

"Get treatment, Manu."

You said that?

No wonder when you tell him he's right, he thinks...

Fuck!

Needless to say he's opposed.

Even worse, he said:

"Anyone but Rémy."

- What? - I can screw anyone but you.

You can screw anyone?

Low, huh?

- Except me? That is low. - I was so hurt.

Which part do you find low?

You can screw anyone but me.

Not the "you" part.

The first part is low: "Sleep with anyone."

Of course, that too.

"Anyone but you" is just dumb.

Left voicemail (lame!)

Tried calling

Called again -> no answer

Got her pro email but no reply

Called her office Always told she's busy

Left another message

It's strange, no?

Something must be wrong.

I don't get it.

You don't recall any incident between you?

- Maybe something you said? - No.

Some kind of argument?

We split up on good terms. I don't understand.

Did you lie to her about anything?

How are family dinners with Manu?

- Everyone makes fun of him, right? - No.

He doesn't get your jokes.

You said your mom mocks him in the kitchen.

No, that's not it.

She could meet some random guy and it wouldn't bother him,

whereas I'm off-limits.

Because he's jealous.

What if the random guy was you?

The problem is I'm not.

Then we'll make you one.

- Here. Bingo. - Cool.

Animal party.

And she accepted.

It took some doing to convince Julie.

- It's on the 25th. - What?

Yeah.

That's...

- DJ Sensas, Rotterdam. - Shit!

I wanted a weekend with you.

Plus I already got...

I booked the hotel and the tickets.

We'll go the following weekend.

- To Rotterdam? - No.

We can go somewhere else.

This could be my last chance.

She's accepted. I want to do it, and move on.

- Put this behind me. - Yes. You're right.

Any progress with Céline?

I spoke to her mom. I'm having coffee with Amanda.

I think I'll find out more in person.

I have her cousin's number.

So more and more people know I'm looking for her.

I kind of get the sense that...

you're procrastinating.

In the sense that...

You love being a player so much

that you want to enjoy it as long as possible.

So you postpone the moment

when we can have a baby. See?

Not at all.

The main thing is the baby.

Let me point out that my new life as a "player"

isn't at all contradictory.

If I hadn't gone on the apps, I wouldn't have met Marion.

Marion had the idea...

She got me out of a tight spot with Julie.

The party was her idea.

- You're right. - That's progress.

Thanks, Marion.

Thanks, Marion.

What's wrong?

I just have...

doubts.

Doubts? So you're thinking...

I dunno. You're totally fine?

Everything is normal, clear, self-evident?

Yes?

I'm sincerely asking. I'm a little lost.

But apparently I'm the only one. I got lost alone.

What do you mean? I don't understand.

You think I've been happy?

Lately?

Well that's the problem.

You think I'm happy, but I'm not.

You don't notice. That's the problem.

You look elsewhere. You're somewhere else.

- No, I'm not. - You are.

No, I'm not.

No, stop your bullshit.

Find people in Rotterdam who might know him

Real identity??

That was Exit 21, right?

"Uitrit"?

- Rotterdam. This looks right. - Yes.

He's a big star actually.

He's in demand, yes.

- Maybe it'll be hip. - I doubt it.

How'd you wind up dating a DJ?

What?

DJs are always up on platforms.

It was a dive bar, he was at a table.

I just walked over to the table, that's all.

Anyway, it's great you came.

It's normal among friends.

Awesome.

It's a little...

A little strong?

Better.

Maybe you were each doing your own thing

and now you'll reconnect...

and it'll be great.

- Maybe. - Sure it will.

It's just a little slump.

Yes.

It happens.

Everything happens but...

Normally...

It can come back.

It will be fine.

It will be fine.

Where is she?

Julie?

Golden eagle...

Julie, it's me!

Julie, it's me!

What?

What?

With a falcon?

I thought it was Julie.

- I don't understand. - There are so many animals!

No way!

You called to say you screwed the wrong girl?

Who cares?

I can't find Julie. She stood me up.

Hello.

What am I supposed to do?

Why didn't you check before you went?

I thought I knew what an eagle was!

Otherwise I'd have checked.

A pointy yellow beak.

A yellow beak?

Oh, I see. Golden eagle, yellow beak.

Now that you know,

go and find her. Make it happen, ok?

Ok.

Golden eagle. Yellow beak.

Yellow beak.

Where were you? I looked everywhere.

What's wrong?

- Why so nervous? - I couldn't find you anywhere!

I met a marvelous snow leopard.

I had an amazing time.

You screwed a snow leopard?

- Wanna hear about it? - No.

And you of all people brought me here, what a surprise!

I love this place, these people...

All of it.

I want to go home.

So I propose we meet in that booth.

See it? In the middle.

I go this way, you go that way.

Don't stop on the way with another animal.

No, I want to end on a high note.

He said he's almost done.

Come on, he'll pack up!

Coming.

Come on.

Here we go.

Let's go!

Sensas!

You don't want a baby with me?

Then why are we doing this?

I don't know anymore.

We've nearly finished, and now you start doubting?

What's this about?

You got distracted!

It's normal that I can't picture it. You're not with me.

What? I'm right here.

No!

You're responsible for what you planned,

for the choices you made.

I said yes.

But you pushed me aside.

I thought I was stronger than I was.

But I wasn't at all.

You didn't see it.

I didn't ask you to stop loving me while doing this.

But I think you have...

stopped loving me.

- Hey! - Sandra.

I'm sorry. Daycare sent her home with a 37.7°C fever.

- Whatcha doing? - 5 minutes.

It's the call for Latifa's contract.

I have the proofs...

- I don't know how. - You'll be fine.

Ok, honey? Stay with Rémy.

3 seconds. Ok?

Here, honey.

Yes.

Hey...

New matches

4 new messages

How do you delete this?

You and Céline have 11 things in common

You like: Coconut balls

The Log Lady from Twin Peaks

"Cosmic Dancer" by Nick Cave

Wild, same interests!

Shit, yes!

Let's see...

I'll say "Incredible."

Justine wants to say hello.

Howdy!

Today, there's news.

She cut her nails.

Tomorrow we'll have a hair washing. There's hope.

You never know.

Go to the party. Stay a while.

Even a half-hour.

Get some air. You've been inside for 3 weeks.

Shall we try to get moving? Maybe?

That would be cool.

Bye.

I bet it'll be good for you...

to run into people, chat a little.

I don't want to run into people.

- Aren't your friends waiting? - All of them.

Go ahead.

Have a good night.

I'm off.

Rémy!

Incredible.

You wore a disguise.

I had to.

Ambush.

I had to.

Is there a problem? What did I do?

I was worried. I couldn't understand.

If I did something, tell me.

Is it about the 39 euros from the joint account I closed?

You kept the toaster we bought

for about 39 euros.

You did nothing wrong.

It just wasn't...

the right time for me to get back in touch.

I'm sorry.

Ok.

So you're not mad?

- I'm happy to see you. - Me too.

Sorry.

- Justine's not here? - I'm her sister.

- Good afternoon. - Good evening.

Evening, right.

I'm Diego the tenant upstairs.

I just wanted to borrow a hairdryer.

There was one in the description, but it's not there.

- Want me to look? - Yes.

I'll go see if there is one. Come in.

- May I? - Please.

You reached all of them?

Yes.

And you saw them all again.

Yes. There weren't tons...

Even the Cape Verdean.

- So I'm the last. - Right, you're the last.

Do you think you could...

Ok.

- Ok? - Yes.

But at my place.

Of course. Ok.

- You stay till morning. - No problem.

Thank you!

Really!

Perfect.

Let me just see if there's a cold air option.

You dry...

Sorry.

- Why cold? - So it doesn't break.

Heat breaks hair follicles, even yours.

Mine soaks up water like a sponge.

I can't just let it dry on its own.

- It takes time. - A long time, yes.

That said, I only need it for a half hour.

No worries. Take your time.

If you bring it back tonight, I'll be here.

I have no plans.

I'll take my shower,

dry my hair, and bring it back.

- Just after. - Perfect.

Great.

Thanks then.

My pleasure.

- See you in a bit. - Yes.

- Want the door closed? - Please.

Morning.

Rémy this is Charlie.

- Hi, Charlie. - That's Rémy.

You have a kid?

- Coffee? - Sure, thanks.

Sleep well?

Not bad.

Grab your comics so he can sit down.

That's a big hit.

She's a huge fan.

- They couldn't go to war. - So they fight...

To defend the sheep and villagers.

So they're women warriors.

There are 4 books, huh?

- There's a witch. - Her power is crows.

Her power is crows?

She controls crows.

- Controls them? - She can do this.

I was stressed at the last page.

Because it's the last book? No, there's a sequel.

No, the last page before the next book.

I got book one for my 8th birthday.

You're 8?

Almost 9.

I waited a long time for book two.

The girl in the bookstore...

After searching your bathroom and bedroom...

We eventually...

Aren't there condoms at the night shop?

At the condom machine?

You shock me.

I leave you 5 minutes in your pajamas and bam.

It falls from the sky.

- Now what'll you do? - About what?

- Now what'll you do? - Nothing.

Yeah, but...

Maybe go out to the pharmacy,

buy the morning after pill...

Something like that?

No?

Yeah. It didn't cross my mind.

If she's almost nine...

You were pregnant right after we broke up.

Yes.

You met someone right after me and had a kid?

No.

- But that means... - Yes.

I didn't know when we split. I found out a few weeks later.

Ok, but...

You left, it was painful. I didn't want it to get messy.

I didn't want you to think

it was a way to make you stay.

Anyway I wanted this child.

I was 36. I kept it and said nothing.

And life went by and...

Ok, but...

She's so...

Isn't she great?

I have to talk to Sandra.

Of course.

- I'm going, ok? - Yes.

I'll call you quick?

- You'll answer? - Yes.

Answer quick.

You can even pick up soon as you see it's me.

- Go on. - Ok.

I'm going to see Rémy.

I'm off.

I'm just taking a few measurements.

Let's see...

Listen,

the size looks great.

The nuchal scan is perfect.

Bravo.

I knew we'd get here!

The weight is perfect too.

Look, the baby.

- See her haircut? - She's cute.

"Rémy and Sandra, as well as Charlie

"are delighted to announce the birth of Leyla."

"3.2 kilos, 51 cm."

Adorable.

Can I see?

Shall I look?

What dramatic flair!

Scrap that one!

Where'd you look?

I'll check.

- With your sister? - Come with me?

Leyla.

She wants to go in your arms.

Under the shoulders.

Leyla, yoo-hoo honey.

- Shall I look? - Go ahead.

Subtitles: David H. Pickering

Subtitling: CINELI DIGITAL