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[Theme music]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance, and love

won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love!

Welcome aboard, it's love.

[Music playing]

Did you finish your schoolwork?

Yep.

Wrap Julie's birthday present?

Yep.

Deliver those memos?

To the chef?

Yep!

You're incredible.

Yep.

Oh, I did forget one thing.

I forgot to feed my frog.

Are you telling me you have a pet frog on board my ship?

That's two things I forgot to tell you.

See you, captain.

Where have you been?

I've been waiting for six minutes!

Well, I had to get the furtelli papers typed.

Then I had to go by your place and pick up the luggage.

And I had to go pick up Tracy.

Then there were the three little old ladies I ran over.

It took me a little while to scrape 'em off the fenders.

Where's Tracy?

She left her camera in the car.

Then go get it for her.

Sure thing, my prince.

And take your time finding that camera!

Oh, Bart!

Bart!

Oh, Tracy, darling.

I was worried about you.

I thought you were lost.

Oh, you're so sweet.

Were you really concerned?

Tell her, Wally.

Oh, yeah, concerned as the dickens.

I was just on my way to ask the captain to hold the ship.

I'm so lucky to have you.

You must love working for this guy.

Oh, yeah, simply delirious.

Oh, Wally, you can bring the bags up now.

Oh, and Wally, feel free to yank me away at a moment's notice

if any business calls come in.

You know what I mean?

No.

What business calls?

The calls on the furtelli deal.

Now, don't forget.

That man is going to give white suits a bad name.

So, this is your first cruise, eh, penny?

Yes.

Is it true there's a disco on board?

Uh-huh.

I understand you've also got a pretty

well-equipped exercise room.

Yes, sir.

Oh, dad, can't we just have fun?

Well, sure, but you want to be ready for the regionals

next month, don't you?

Penny: I'll be ready.

Not unless you keep working.

Some day, this little lady is going to make Nadia comaneci

look like grandma walton.

Oh, you're a gymnast!

I'll bet you're pretty good, too, hm?

She's olympic material.

She can do anything if she puts her mind to it.

Nothing will stop her.

Right, tiger?

Guess so.

Hey!

I've been waiting 10 minutes for a Porter.

If my luggage gets ripped off, you're

going to have to answer for it.

I can't believe I'm intimidated

by someone your height.

Look, I don't want to stand around here all day.

Just tell me what cabin I'm in and have my luggage

sent up as soon as possible.

Yes, well, you see, these people were here before you

and I'll be with you in a minute.

I imagine your parents are looking for you, son.

If they are, they're not even warm.

Mom's in Paris and the old man's somewhere in The Bahamas.

I'm traveling stag.

More kicks that way.

Hey.

Mr. Barrett, you and penny are on the aloha deck, cabin 270.

It's up those stairs and to the left.

- Thank you. - Enjoy your cruise.

Come on, tiger.

Tiger?

Bet you're really a pussy cat.

Cute chick.

Too bad her old man's such a drag.

Now, about my cabin.

We got anything that locks from the outside?

I'll check.

Are you gentlemen aware that we have a birthday to celebrate

during this cruise?

Already?

We're not through paying for the present we got you last year.

Not mine, Julie's.

I'd like to have you arrange a surprise party for tomorrow

night.

Julie's birthday is tomorrow?

Shh!

I said surprise party.

Ok, I'm surprised.

You three have never failed to surprise me.

I never said a word!

What do we do?

Well, listen, why don't we get her something fancy, huh?

Hi, guys!

What's up? - Hi.

Uh-oh.

What could possibly be up?

Yeah, I mean, up is just a state of mind.

Everything's relative, right, doc?

Yeah!

Actually, we're in the middle of a brief meeting, so if you--

what kind of meeting?

Um--

nothing you'd be interested in.

Oh, really?

How do you know that?

Because you're a girl.

And girls wouldn't be interested in--

right, doc?

The brotherhood of the sea.

The brotherhood of the sea?

Yeah, brotherhood.

Of the sea!

It's a fraternal society for men only.

We just do men stuff, like talk about power tools

and sweat a lot.

You'd find it incredibly boring.

Julie McCoy, my favorite cruise director.

Rory Daniels!

It's good to see you.

Guys, you remember Rory Daniels, the travel

agent's travel agent.

Hi!

Hey, hey, how you doing?

I decided to take in some of that Mexican moonlight myself,

although I hope it's not all by myself.

Oh, I know what you mean.

That Mexican moonlight was meant to be shared, preferably

with someone blond and beautiful.

Yeah!

[Interposing voices]

Hey, Julie, we really should get to know each other better.

Oh, you're right.

But first, there's something I'd really like to look into.

Later?

Absolutely, Rory.

Absolutely, yeah.

Brotherhood of the sea.

Boy, I wonder what Gloria steinem

would do at a time like this?

Probably go right back to work before she got fired.

Hi!

Welcome aboard.

[Boat horn blowing]

[Music playing]

Uh, you can put that right there.

Honey, I think I'll go up on deck and look around.

Oh, great, I'll come with you.

Well, no, no.

Why don't you finish up here first and I'll come back

for you later?

Oh, don't be silly.

This stuff can wait.

[Knock on door]

What is it, Wally?

I have your dinner seating, sir.

The furtelli deal?

Now?

The furtelli deal has closed, Bart!

Bad news, hon.

I'm going to have to go send a telegram.

What I was trying to say was that your dinner seating is--

I'm afraid I'm going to have to go up to the radio room.

Can't Wally send a telegram?

Well, Wally doesn't know all the details.

Wally doesn't even know who's on first!

Here, see wall, what happens now when we get the papers

on the furtelli account?

What are you trying to do, Wally?

Ruin my vacation?

Hey, look here, Bart.

That's a very nice lady you got in there.

Yeah, and there's another nice lady walking

around the ship in a deep funk because I'm not there to oil

her skates.

Look, here, Bart.

Don't you think you have enough women with Anita,

Tracy, and the one who calls you babycakes?

What can I say?

I hate to deprive anyone.

Now come on, I may need you to grab this lady's shoes

when I sweep her off her feet.

I hope she's wearing odor eaters.

Cute, Wally.

[Applause]

Let's go for the pose before the dismount.

That's it. Now hold it.

Arch your back.

Arch your--

I'm sorry.

You're getting careless, honey.

You're too good to be making mistakes like that.

Do you want me to try it again?

No, I don't.

I think you should work on your own for a while.

You've got to develop your concentration.

I'll go check on our seating for dinner, ok?

Ok, dad.

And penny, just remember one thing.

Anybody can be a loser, but if you

think like a winner and act like a winner, you'll be a winner.

Hi.

What are you doing?

Practicing.

Practicing what?

Gymnastics.

What for?

My father says if I practice enough,

I can win the regional meet next month.

Really?

What do you get if you win?

A ribbon.

You're knocking yourself out for a crummy ribbon?

It's not the ribbon, it's being the best!

My father says--

oh, your old man does a lot of talking, doesn't he?

Well, he knows what he's talking about.

He won a medal in the Olympics once.

Gold?

No, bronze.

Big deal.

He was third.

Hey, uh, want to go swimming?

My father's coming back soon.

Leave him a note.

I have to practice.

He wants me to be good enough to get to the Olympics.

Suit yourself.

I'm going to go have some fun.

This is fun!

Yeah, a real ball.

Guys, we got to find a theme for Julie's birthday party.

I got it!

We'll put stars and stripes everywhere.

Well, she's an American.

Like I said, we've got to find a theme

for Julie's birthday party.

Well, let's see.

Hey, Julie.

Hi, Rory.

Right.

Later, ok?

See, I'm about to strike a blow for all women everywhere.

I'll see you later.

About this brotherhood of the sea.

Why wasn't I asked to join?

Oh, that's traditional.

No woman has ever been near our meetings.

Because we usually hold them in a cold shower.

Yes, well, that's discrimination.

And I'm going to smash this archaic barrier,

if only to lead the way for other women to follow.

I'm joining the brotherhood of the sea.

And I won't take no for an answer.

[Whistling]

We're going to have to get a bigger shower.

Would you excuse us just for a moment,

while we consider your proposal?

Certainly!

Fellas, this is getting out of hand.

Maybe not.

We need to get her out of our hair to plan her party, right?

Yeah.

Yeah!

And we could send her on some stupid errands.

Pledging!

Perfect.

And the first thing she can do is recruit more women members.

Yeah.

Ok, break!

Ok, you're in.

Oh!

If you pass the initiation rights.

Which, by the way, are extremely secret.

No one may know the secret rituals except the survivors.

Of course, if you'd like to back out.

Oh, no.

I can do anything you guys had to do to join.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

I had to grow this mustache.

- Did you? - Yeah.

Oh.

Really?

[Music playing]

"My darling babycakes, what a weekend.

At last, I've been to the top of the mountain"--

babycakes, is it?

When I get my hands on you, it's going to be Mr. Mincemeat.

Uh-oh.

The Bumblebee better leave the flower.

Somebody just arrived with the flip.

Tracy!

Baby, I was just coming to get you.

Knock it off, babycakes.

Babycakes?

"My darling babycakes, what a weekend.

At last, I've been to the top of the mountain

and I never want to see the valley again.

When I think of other men, I laugh.

Nothing can compare with you.

Other men tell me what great lovers

they are, but you let your actions

speak louder than words.

And oh, what a noise they make.

Passionately yours, choo-choo."

That's a great letter, isn't it?

You admit it's yours?

Mine?

I only wish.

It's Wally's.

Is that true?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, it's an, uh, an old girlfriend, choo-choo.

I trained her.

But the letter was in your jacket.

Yes, I know.

Wally gave me the letter and asked me to read it.

He wanted me to give him some advice

on how to get rid of the girl.

I guess I forgot to give it back to him.

Sorry for the embarrassment, Wally.

Yeah, no problem at all.

Well, well, still waters do indeed run deep.

I'm sorry, honey.

I guess having a guy as wonderful as you can

make a girl do crazy things.

Forget it, baby. It could happen to anybody.

Now, come on.

I'll let you make it up to me.

Why don't you stop by my cabin later for a little interview?

I think with your references, I can ensure immediate placement.

How are the plans coming for Julie's party?

We're having a party?

It's a surprise.

Don't blow it.

Tell you what.

Take these green beans off my hands and my lips are sealed.

Eat your green beans or you'll [speaking gibberish]

What did you say, Sidney?

I couldn't hear you.

I said, eat your green beans or you'll go deaf.

Ok.

That's a nice gesture.

Now, about the party.

Well, we were thinking--

hi, guys!

Plan l!

What's plan l?

Doc: Vowels confuse him.

What are you doing here?

Well, gopher, it's dinner time, and I thought I'd do something

wild and crazy like eat.

No, you can't.

Why?

Didn't Isaac tell you?

Party initiation right into the brotherhood of the sea

is to endure the flagship fast.

I have to fast?

How long?

Just this meal.

It's a fast fast.

Then, I'll just sit with you and I won't eat.

No, no.

Flagship fast fast must be faced on your feet.

You're flaky!

Ok, you don't want to be in the brotherhood

of the sea, that's fine.

I'll fast.

Where do I stand?

On deck would be good.

I've got to go.

My food's getting cold.

Hope they serve something you're allergic to.

These cherries are all red.

I wanted green cherries, too.

You want red and green?

Go to Gucci's.

Dad, don't you feel sorry for that boy eating all by himself?

There's no reason to feel sorry for him.

If he knew how to conduct himself,

he'd have plenty of company.

Can I have a banana split for dessert?

A banana split!

What's gotten into you, tiger?

You know that stuff is poison to an athlete.

I just thought, you know, maybe.

Well, how about the fresh fruit cup.

That's got bananas in it.

I guess so.

When I was in training, I never eat anything but yogurt,

fresh fruit, and wheat germ.

Did I ever tell you that?

Probably.

I'm busy for dinner, but we could sneak away later.

Hi.

Oh, hi, honey.

I'm sorry I'm late.

I couldn't find the lipstick.

Baby, putting makeup on that face

is like overdubbing aretha Franklin.

Is it a yes?

(Whispering) No chance.

You never came to my cabin.

But that's ok, we can get acquainted now.

Well, I'll be a Boston bus driver.

You know, I always thought of Wally as just a nice man.

But I'm beginning to see him in a whole new light.

I think that kind of behavior is disgusting.

Let's eat.

Julie, I found you.

Have you had dinner?

No.

Then why don't we dine together?

Oh, I'd love to!

Oh, but I have to stand--

I have to stand guard.

Icebergs?

Or in case some desperate passenger tries

to hijack a life preserver.

Ha!

Bye, Julie.

It's a long story!

I'm sorry, Rory!

Oh, good.

I'll be the first poet in the brotherhood of the sea.

A starving poet.

Isn't this neat?

It's like a big fancy ball.

It sure is.

And your carriage, my sweet potato,

is about to turn into a pumpkin.

Aw, can't I stay up this once?

I'm not even sleepy!

Tiger, your body needs all the rest it can get.

When I was in training, my coach set a 10 o'clock curfew.

Most of the guys thought it was pretty silly.

And I was probably the only one who stuck to it.

I was also the only one who made it to the Olympics.

Dad, what happens if I don't ever get to the Olympics?

Don't you worry about that.

You're going to make it.

You've got what it takes to go all the way.

Just think positively, ok?

Yeah.

Good night.

Night, tiger.

I'll be up in a little while.

[Music playing]

Let's dance.

How's it going, Wally?

Oh, babycakes never had it so good.

(Whispering) Switch partners.

(Whispering) Don't you dare!

(Whispering) Now!

Uh, Bart, I hope you don't mind.

Is it ok if I cut in?

It's ok with me if it's ok with Tracy.

Sure, why not?

I hope you don't mind.

I mean, compared to Bart, I'm not much of a dancer.

Well, you were doing all right with ginger.

Maybe if you held me the way you were holding her.

You know, I never noticed what beautiful eyes you have.

Yeah, I guess.

Well, they're all right.

I mean, they're ok.

There are a lot of things about you I never noticed.

Funny.

I noticed everything about you.

Cutting in.

Uh, where's ginger.

She's out on deck. She sent you a message.

She said if you hurry up, she'll show

you the moon and later the sun.

You better hurry, Wally.

You don't want to keep a lady waiting.

Come on, baby.

Let's go to our cabin and make our own sunrise.

I'm sorry, Bart.

Did you say something?

Hey, you guys.

We're going to have to nail down this birthday party.

Yeah.

Yeah, right.

Well, I did it.

I proved I could handle your silly fast.

Yeah, but now comes the hard part, the part

requiring intelligence.

You have to prove that your mind is worthy of the brotherhood

of the sea.

Oh.

What do I have to do?

You, uh--

well, you have to memorize this.

Memorize "Moby dick"?

Just the first chapter.

Take your time with it, though.

You won't be asked to recite until the induction

ceremony tomorrow night.

Oh, that's ridiculous.

Well, of course, if you feel you're not up to it.

Oh, no.

No.

Chapter one, "call me ishmael.

Some years ago, never mind how long, precisely--"

uh, don't let us distract you.

We'll just get out of your way.

Yeah, we'll see you later-ish.

Hey, Julie, you're the last name of my dance list.

How about you and me dancing the night away?

Oh, Rory, I'd love to.

But I have to finish this chapter.

Nobody ever wrote a song about reading the night away.

I know and I'm sorry.

That's ok.

"Moby dick".

I'll save you some time.

The whale did it.

The whale did it.

Chapter one, call me ishmael.

Some years ago.

Call me ishmael.

Some years ago, never mind-- never mind how long, precisely.

Hey, want to go dancing?

There's a lot of old guys in the disco, but the music's ok.

I have to go to bed.

Are you kidding?

It's only 9:30.

Man, I feel sorry for the guys that take you out.

Probably just get time to say hello

and then they got to bring you home.

I don't go out with boys.

My father doesn't think I'm old enough.

Your father?

My old man doesn't run my life.

He's too busy running his companies to give me any grief.

Well, what about your mother?

She's home less than the old man.

Well, then, who takes care of you?

I take care of myself.

There's a bunch of servants, but I don't bug them

and they don't bug me.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, no.

No, I used to.

I-- you know, we broke up.

I didn't want to be tied down.

I, uh-- I'd better go.

Hey, come on and dance for a little while, will you?

I can't.

You're going to miss all the action.

I know.

Have fun.

You know it.

I may not get to bed till dawn.

Hold on, Tracy, darling.

Dr. Feelgood's coming.

That's just a sample of my bedside manner.

Tracy, darling, doctor can't operate

unless he's got a patient.

Tracy, I think doctor should take two aspirin

and call you in the morning.

Wally (through the door): Ah, that feels good.

[Glass breaking]

It's something I've been wanting to do all day.

Don't you ever get tired of doing this?

Nope.

I could do this all night.

Ever since I was 15, this been my favorite hobby.

[Music playing]

Listen, you guys.

Since we're going to be in manzanillo today,

why don't we give Julie a traditional Mexican birthday

party?

What is a traditional Mexican birthday party?

Candles on a cake?

Presents?

That's unique.

Hi, guys.

Hello.

Hey, how's it coming with Moby dick?

Oh, I've got it down cold if I write

the whole chapter on my cuff.

Oh, I'm really tired.

I needed a break.

I wondered if you guys just want to sit around and talk.

I guess so.

Oh, how about that?

It's time for you to begin your vows of silence.

You can't talk for the next two hours.

Oh, come on!

Aw, she broke her vow already, you guys!

Wait a minute, you guys. Wait a minute.

Come on.

Let's give her another chance.

I don't know.

Well, all right.

But we'll be checking on you.

Come on, guys.

Right.

Quiet.

Shh.

Julie, Julie, Julie.

What are you doing?

Good morning.

Book?

Still?

You must really like that book, huh?

You going to talk to me or not?

Fine.

You stick with your whale.

I know there's got to be other fish in the sea.

Why am I putting up with all this nonsense?

Oh.

For all of womankind.

That's right.

Hi.

Hi!

How was the disco?

Oh, great, I had a blast.

Well, who did you dance with?

Her.

Oh.

Do you like her?

Oh.

Her legs are kind of skinny, so.

Are you going out with her tonight?

Probably.

What's wrong with you?

You look like you're going to cry.

Why are parents so hard to talk to?

Who wants to talk to them?

I mean, I'll never be as good as my father wants me to be.

I'm never going to be as bad as mine thinks I am.

Well, I have to go practice.

Have fun tonight with your friend.

Oh, look.

I didn't go dancing with her.

I went to my cabin and I had a rotten time.

Really?

I had a rotten time, too.

Aren't you mad I lied?

No.

I know why you did it.

You're as lonely as I am.

After practice, you want to get together?

Practice quick, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Bye.

Steward (over loudspeaker): We arrived at manzanillo shortly.

You may go ashore from the gangway on fiesta deck.

Oh, hi, ginger!

What are you doing here?

What's the matter, you run out of Jigsaw puzzles?

Babycakes, huh?

Double crosser.

But i--

don't give me any of your excuses.

I heard everything that went on last night.

But nothing happened!

Look, I've done you a favor by making you babycakes,

and now you're going to do one for me.

Now, I want you to take Tracy into town

when we get to manzanillo, so I can be alone on this ship.

You got it?

Good morning, guys!

Oh, uh, hi, Tracy.

Hi!

How are you?

Tracy, bad news, hon.

Wally's just informed me that unless I finish

some figures on the furtelli deal,

the whole thing could blow up.

I'm afraid I won't be able to go into town with you.

Oh, too bad.

But I'm sure Wally wouldn't mind escorting you.

No!

No, not at all!

Oh, I couldn't think of a better substitute.

Come on.

There's a shop that I heard about.

I can't wait to get there.

Nah.

Ha!

Ha, I win again!

Again?

Argh!

That's three desserts you owe me.

Yeah, well, you keep playing like this,

you're going to weigh 300 pounds!

That's just a risk i'm going to have to live with.

[Knock on door]

Julie: Come in!

There you are!

Young lady, don't you have some homework you should be doing?

Oh, yeah.

See you, Julie.

Bye, Vicky.

I don't know if I'm raising a child or a pit boss.

That's a joke, a mild attempt at humor.

I'm sorry, sir.

Ever since I got involved with this brotherhood

of the sea business, I've been preoccupied.

The what of the what?

Brotherhood of the sea.

Surely you belong, don't you?

Is that anything like the diner's club?

No.

Julie, don't tell me you've been suckered

into one of those phony organizations that

sends out all that junk mail?

No, sir.

The brotherhood of the sea!

Oh!

Those rotten, no-good-- oh, they're going to pay for this.

They're going to pay for this!

Boy, I'm glad I'm a me and not a they, whoever they are.

Tiger, you're rushing everything.

Where's your concentration?

I'm trying!

Honey, what's bothering you?

Well, it used to be winning the ribbons.

And being the best was the most important thing in the world,

but--

used to be?

How can you say that after all the time

I've spent training you?

Daddy, I want to make you proud of me.

But can't you be proud of me being myself?

[Music playing]

I wished I had spent my time with you, instead of wasting it

on that string bean!

Hey, baby, everything comes to him who waits.

But I probably deserve some sort of reward for Patience.

[Laughter]

You know, I sure hope nobody checks my bags.

I think I'm a little over on my Tequila limit.

Well, the worst they could make us do

is drink it all tonight.

So this is the figure you had to work on!

Tracy, i--

surprise!

You remembered my name!

Well, good!

Because the next time you see it,

it's going to be on a goodbye note!

And you!

You're no better than he is!

You purposely kept me busy so he could be playing around!

You certainly screwed this one up!

Well, nobody said us babycakes were perfect.

You mean they set up the whole thing?

Yes.

Wasn't that clever of them?

Oh, hi.

I'm going to destroy you.

Julie, you don't want to do that.

That takes too much energy.

Look, why don't we just have some fun?

We will!

We'll Bury them at sea.

My dad probably hates me.

Hey, come on.

Don't cry.

Penny!

Get back to the cabin.

But dad--

you heard me.

Going to send me to my cabin, too?

Keep away from my daughter.

I don't want her seeing you.

I don't want her talking to you.

Why?

Are you afraid she's going to find

out there's something else besides walking on two

by fours?

I understand your problem.

Your parents didn't do their job with you,

now everyone else has to suffer for it.

You don't fool me with that concerned parent rap.

You don't care about that anymore

than my old man cares about me.

Oh, sure, you spend time with her and pay attention to her.

But it's only because you want her

to get the gold medal that you weren't

good enough to get yourself.

[Music playing]

[Knock on door]

Yes?

Tracy, can I come in?

What do you want?

Hey, look, Tracy.

You're right.

I took you to town because Bart wanted me to.

But I wanted to, too.

I wanted to be with you.

You know, you men are all alike.

You can save your lies for some other chump.

Tracy, I've always thought you were the greatest.

Well, why should I believe that?

Because it's true.

And there's something I've been wanting to do all day.

Oh, Wally, great!

I see you explained everything.

Right.

I know how it looked, but it wasn't that bad.

You see, that girl was a client, and I was just trying

to stay on her good side.

It was all a professional thing.

Right, Wally?

Right.

Great.

Then you understand everything.

Right.

Let's go, babycakes.

Babycakes?

I'm not babycakes.

He's babycakes.

I wouldn't be so sure.

Come on.

Oh, well.

Easy come, easy go.

I'm sorry, daddy.

I know you are disgusted with me.

I was just crying and he put his arm around me.

And it happened, but I'll never do it again.

And I'll stay away from boys, and I'll practice,

and I'll win medals.

Oh, penny.

Penny.

Oh, penny.

I'm an idiot.

I never realized I was doing this to you.

I guess your friend Kevin is right.

Right about what?

Oh, nothing.

He was just sort of saying you'd probably get a kick out

of going to the disco once in a while

instead of practicing all the time.

I bet he'd even take you dancing tonight.

Really?

You mean it?

Yeah.

And penny, the next time we talk about the Olympics,

I promise I'll ask you if it's something you want to do.

Ok?

Oh, dad.

All I ever wanted was for you to love me.

Oh, penny.

I do.

I do.

Here's the door, Julie.

Let me know when I'm through.

All right.

You know, this is pretty silly, playing blind man's bluff

in the middle of the night.

Well, I guess I can tell you the truth now.

Yeah, what?

This is all part of your initiation

into the brotherhood of the sea.

Oh, no, you don't!

I know all about this!

I'm not going to--

please?

Don't spoil the surprise.

Ok, Vicky.

I just want you to know that I've got a surprise or two

for doc, gopher and Isaac.

Ok. Come on.

All right.

Now don't let me fall down. - I won't.

Let me hold your shoulder.

Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you Julie McCoy,

the first woman ever to enter the--

the brotherhood of the sea, my Fanny!

Doc--

happy birthday!

Oh!

Oh.

Did you know about this?

Well, I just found out about it.

You see, the brotherhood of the sea was a way to keep you busy,

so you wouldn't find out about this surprise birthday party.

Oh.

And it sure worked, didn't it?

I bet you got the shock of your life.

Yeah, but not as big as the one you're going to get.

What do you mean?

Well, it's not my birthday.

My birthday is next month.

We finally get a chance to be alone.

Yes, without the brotherhood of the sea getting in the way.

Those guys must love you very much

to go through all that trouble.

Now aren't you glad you didn't try and get even with them?

Huh?

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

What is this strange power I have over women?

Doc!

Doc!

I'll see you in the morning, Julie!

I'm exhausted.

Julie: Doc!

Doc: What the hell?

Welcome to the brotherhood of the sea?

[Grunting]

Good night!

[Music playing]

Kevin.

This is our address and phone number in the city.

I know that penny would like to see you again,

and our door is always open, if you ever need a friend.

I may not always show it, but I do care.

Thanks, Mr. Barrett.

I'll wait for you outside.

Bye.

Promise you'll take him up on it?

What about tonight?

Tracy, you don't understand!

He's just Wally!

He's nothing!

You may be the real babycakes, Bart.

But Wally, he's the real thing.

So long.

Come on, sugar.

Sugar?

Yes.

I am sweet and I am refined.

Hey!

Honey, where you been?

I've looked every place for you.

Oh, I just had to take a minute to let

an old girlfriend down easy.

Oh.

Well, whatever you told her, tell it to yourself for me.

Did I kiss you for your birthday?

Yeah, I think i'm covered till I'm about 100.

Make it 101.

Ok.

You'll keep in touch?

Absolutely.

Bye-bye, Rory.

Bye.

Well, another cruise comes an end.

Yes, uneventful as ever.

I'm going to be doing some reading before we sail again.

Found a copy of "Moby dick".

Did you read it?

I think so.

Isn't that the one that goes, chapter one, "call me ishmael.

Some years ago, never mind how long, precisely,

having little or no money in my purse and nothing

particular to interest me on shore,

I decided to sail about a little and see

the watery part of the world"?

You're amazing.

Ain't I just?

"It is a way I have of driving off the spleen

and regulating the circulation.

Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth."

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