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[Theme music]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure.

Your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard.

It's love.

[Music playing]

Both: [Laughing]

[Tires screeching]

Oh, boy.

Oh, lady, you are a pistol.

Do you know that?

You're crazy.

You're really crazy.

[Laughing]

You know something?

You're going to be in my book.

Oh, well, I hope you write as well as you drive.

Thanks.

Oh, thank you.

[Laughing]

You are really writing a book?

Oh, sure.

I take notes on all my weird passengers.

Oh.

I'll show you. Here.

I take notes.

When I get home, I write it all down.

I'm gonna save you for my last chapter.

Oh, thanks, sugar.

You're welcome.

Well listen, you have a nice trip, huh?

Oh, you bet I will.

Loudspeaker: The Princess is now ready for boarding.

You know, the guy who stood you up on this cruise--

well, you might be a little crazy, but he's meshuggah.

You know what that is?

Nuts.

Thanks.

Well, bye.

See ya.

[Laughing]

Hey, don't fall in the water.

[Laughing]

Shakespeare: [Laughing]

Shakespeare?

What?

Why don't you come with me?

What?

Why not?

We'll have three days of laughter.

You're a banana, do you know that?

Susie: Why?

Haven't you ever done anything on the spur of the moment?

You're daffy.

We don't even know each other.

We just met.

So what?

The tickets are paid for.

Oh, well, what's the problem?

You married?

No.

Not even close.

Married.

Well, so?

Maybe you'll meet the girl of your dreams.

I-- I can't go anywhere for three

days with just these clothes.

Excuses, Shakespeare.

Excuses.

Where's your zest for life?

Where's your writer's curiosity?

Oh, Shakespeare, broaden your horizons.

Take risks.

Take risks?

I'd like to take clean shorts.

I don't believe this.

Ok.

You blew it.

Chance of a lifetime and you blew it.

Someday you're going to say I coulda, I shoulda,

I wanted to-- - ok.

- My mother wanted me to. - Ok.

My father wanted me to--

oh, shut up for a minute.

I got to do something.

Dispatch, this is cab 62.

I'm at the port of Los Angeles.

Break 93.

There's something wrong with the cab.

It won't steer.

It can't come back the way it went.

Over and bon voyage.

Ok, I'm just as crazy as you are.

[Laughing]

Dispatcher: 62, where are you?

[Music playing]

Excuse me, but aren't you Marcy mcguire?

Yes, I am.

Merrill stubing.

Hello.

Hello.

My nephew has taken me to see you dance many times.

He's studying ballet in New York.

Really?

Yes.

Frankly, I think he has a crush on you.

Aren't you nice.

[Gasping] William Delaney--

isn't he your former partner?

Yes.

Well, he's sailing with us too.

I know.

It's together with his new partner.

Joanna Robbins.

She's a wonderful dancer.

William: Marcy.

Speak of the devil.

Yeah.

Well, I had better get up the bridge.

Excuse me.

Yes.

Good to see you.

Oh, look at you.

I didn't know you were back in the country.

Oh, just since this morning.

What a treat to run into you.

This is Joanna Robbins.

How do you do?

So nice to meet you.

I've always admired your work.

Why, thank you.

It must be exciting having your own company in Germany.

Oh, I love it.

It's a lot less strenuous being a choreographer.

I look forward to telling you all about it.

But right now, I'm beat.

Jet lag, I guess.

But let's get together later, ok?

Great.

Goodbye, love.

Well, I certainly hope you have an enjoyable cruise,

Dr. Bradford. - Thank you.

I'm sure I will.

After taking care of my patients all year,

it'll be a pleasure just to talk to people

who have their clothes on.

[Laughing]

What fun is that?

Gopher: Uh, doc.

This is Dr. Emily Bradford.

Dr. Bradford, this is Dr. Adam bricker.

Well, how do you do, doctor?

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Dr. Bradford, welcome aboard.

Why do I feel like I'm on a rerun of "medical center?"

Excuse me, doctor.

Are you all right?

You look a little flushed.

I'm fine, thank you.

It's just a little warm today.

It's only 69 degrees.

What are you, Mr. Weather?

Maybe I should take a look at you.

No, thank you.

I'm perfectly all right.

Besides, I'm under the constant supervision

of one of the finest physicians I know.

I even give myself a professional discount.

Well, he's the doctor.

Bye.

Bye.

[Ship's horn blowing]

[Music playing]

[Passengers chatting]

Hi.

Can we help you?

Oh, yes.

I think we're lost.

I'm susie butterfield.

- Ah, hi, susie. - Hi.

Yes, Ms. Butterfield.

You're on the promenade deck, cabin 348.

Oh, and you must be Mr. Barrison.

Oh, no.

No.

This is Mr.--

I don't even know your last name, Shakespeare.

Greenbaum.

Greenbow?

Greenbaum.

Greenbaum.

Oh, we-- we just met on the way over in the cab.

Ah.

Oh.

Well, your cabin is down this passageway and to the right.

Thanks a lot.

We'll find it.

Now I've seen everything.

They don't even know each other.

Ah, but can you think of a better way to make a friend?

Hmm?

[Laughing]

[Music playing]

Happy?

Mm, very.

You?

Couldn't be happier.

Is it the cruise or does bumping into Marcy

have something to do with it?

Bill, were you and Marcy ever in love?

Second law of ballet--

never be jealous of old partners.

[Inaudible] She says to the guy.

She says, "oh, don't bother bringing it to my cabin.

I'll eat it here."

[Laughing] That's pretty funny, huh, doc?

Doc?

Doc.

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing.

Are you sure you're not coming down with something?

What's with everybody around here?

Can't a man sit down without a prescription?

What's the fuss about?

All I said was I thought doc looked like he's

coming down with something.

You know there's a law against giving medical advice

without a license?

I happen to have a license, and you look like you're coming

down with something to me, too.

Well, how do you feel?

Why doesn't anybody believe me?

I feel fine.

Oops.

[Chuckling] Why don't you take me to your examining room.

We'll just see how fine you are, ok?

No.

Captain: Adam.

Dr. Bradford is offering to help you.

It would be extremely rude not to accept her assistance.

But--

that is an order.

Come on, doctor.

It won't hurt a bit.

Gee, I sure hope it's nothing serious.

I'm sure it isn't.

Yeah, but just in case, could I have dibs on his stereo?

How 'bout just the turntable?

[Music playing]

Captain (on loudspeaker): Good morning,

and welcome to the first stop on our Mexican cruise, Ensenada.

Greenbaum: [Clearing throat loudly]

Susie: Ah!

[Laughing]

[Women laughing]

I'm sorry.

It's the only pant they had in my size.

Well, who says that was your size?

Well, come on, Shakespeare.

We've gotta get that body bronzed.

Ok.

Tell me the truth.

You sure these don't look too stupid now?

No, no. No.

They're perfect.

Just walk behind me.

[Giggling]

Ha!

[Music playing]

How was that?

Not bad.

Not bad.

Not bad?

The girl is brilliant.

Thank you.

Of course, there are a few things that--

something was wrong?

Oh, not wrong.

Just a bit predictable.

Bill, when you're doing the piquets,

then take your arms en bas [inaudible]..

And end up in his arms. - Hey.

Hey. - See?

You might have warned me.

Well, you've never dropped me before.

Let's take it from the diagonal.

Ok.

Ready?

And-- yes.

Oh, yes.

Ah.

That was great.

Marcy: Mm-hmm.

Any ideas for William?

Oh, I have a lot of ideas for William.

Joanna, why don't you take five?

What?

Take a break.

I want to talk to Marcy.

[Kissing]

Sure.

Excuse me.

Well, you haven't changed.

You jump right in, invited or not.

That's how I get what I'm after.

And what are you after?

You.

Oh, I want you to come to Germany

and teach in my company.

Subtlety never was your strong point.

I take it you think I shouldn't be dancing anymore.

Well, look at you.

You're exhausted just from that short workout.

You don't have to listen to me.

Listen to your body.

Well, thanks for the offer, but I'm not quite

ready to roll over and die.

(Muffled) Whoa!

It's cold.

Of course it's cold.

Do you think your patients have been

lying to you all these years?

Breathe for me please.

[Inhaling loudly] - [Inhaling deeply]

That's good.

[Exhaling] [Inhaling]

Aha.

What's aha?

Just aha.

Normal.

Oh, you're right.

It's normal-- for a chipmunk.

Ok.

I-- look, I cannot stand the taste

of those things in my mouth.

The wood is too dry.

I gag.

Nice loud "ah," doctor.

No, can't we-- can't we talk about this?

Ah--

I'll tell you why, because-- ah.

Ah.

[Gagging] [Coughing]

Ok, you can dress.

Uh, if you think anything's the matter with me,

I want a second opinion.

You have the flu, doctor.

Probably the 24-hour variety.

That's impossible.

I'm perfectly healthy.

Have it your way.

But by tonight, you are going to be the most miserable perfectly

healthy person I've ever seen.

You belong in bed.

Definitely, absolutely not.

I--

ooh!

Ooh.

Well, maybe a little nap wouldn't hurt.

[Water splashing]

Thanks.

Hey, there's a nice little girl for you.

Yeah, but that little girl looks like she reads the words

off her cereal boxes out loud.

[Chuckling]

Both: [Laughing]

[Wolf whistle] Now that's a guy for you.

Oh, no way.

He reminds me of the guy you replaced.

Well then let me get him with the blow gun.

Nah, I backslide.

I think I chipped a tooth.

Oh.

- Hello, you guys. - Hi.

How's everything going?

Terrific.

How do you like my long shorts or short longs?

Whatever they are.

I guess Minnesota fats musta left 'em on the boat for me.

[Laughing]

If you need clothes for tonight

I can arrange something.

Anything but chiffon.

It makes me itch.

Oh, me too.

See you later.

Bye.

Mm.

Mm?

So, uh-- how about you?

What do you like?

Huh?

What are you looking for in a guy?

Oh, I don't know.

A free spirit.

Someone not bogged down by convention.

You know, witty, sensitive.

Shakespeare?

What are you looking for?

I'm not looking.

Oh.

Thank you.

[Music playing]

Captain (on loudspeaker): Ladies and gentlemen,

tonight in the acapulco lounge, William

Delaney and Joanna Robbins performing

a pas De deux from "swan lake."

Hey, you look great.

[Kissing] Marcy and I had an interesting chat today.

Oh?

She wants me to join her company.

In Germany?

Yes.

She wants me to teach.

William, you're a dancer.

Not a teacher.

Are you considering it?

I don't know.

I guess I'm just planning for the future.

[Scoffing] You're dancing brilliantly.

You're at the peak of your career.

We'll show her.

Tonight we'll dance better than we've ever danced in our lives.

[Music playing]

What's that?

Guess.

Uh-uh.

You're not sticking with that thing.

Oh, come on now.

Don't you get better quickly?

No.

I think I'd rather suffer for a while.

I don't believe that.

Now I'll tell you what.

You take this shot like a big, brave boy

and I'll give you a nice red lollipop.

How about that? - No way.

No.

I'm putting my foot down.

[Laughing] Your foot is not what

has to come down for this shot.

Now roll over, doctor.

But look, here's--

over.

[Sighing]

I hope your malpractice insurance is paid up.

[Knocking on door]

Hi.

We want to see how doc was-- uh, oh.

[Chuckling] Sorry.

We didn't realize you were occupied.

I guess you two want to be alone, huh?

[Chuckling]

Will you guys get outta here?

Let me die in peace.

Oh, he's not going to--

oh, no, no, no, no.

He's going to be fine in a couple of days,

if he behaves himself.

Uh, would you guys mind?

I want to-- you know.

Oh!

Oh, hey.

[Chuckling]

I guess this is the end for doc.

Mm.

All right, doctor.

Ah!

Ah.

I haven't done anything yet.

I was just practicing.

Oh.

[Yelling]

[Music playing]

[Audience applauding]

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Tonight we have a special treat for you.

Direct from their record-breaking national tour,

I am proud to present William Delaney and his protege, Joanna

Robbins.

[Audience applauding]

[Music playing]

[Audience applauding]

[Music playing]

May I be of service, madame?

Oh, thank you, but i-- what--

ah!

Look at you.

Boy, leave me alone for an hour and you join the Navy.

Not bad, Shakespeare.

Are you ready to have dinner with me now?

Oh, it's so beautiful out here.

Let's have a drink first, huh?

You know, some time before this cruise is over,

I'm going to spring for a whole drink for each of us.

I'll drink to that.

[Music playing]

[Audience applauding]

[Audience applauding]

[Audience applauding]

[Audience applauding]

[Audience applauding]

Merrill, I think we're looking at the next great prima

ballerina.

Yes.

I don't know that much about ballet,

but she takes my breath away.

William's too, I'm afraid.

[Audience applauding]

Bravo!

Brava!

Brava!

You were wonderful.

After watching you, I feel like dancing all night.

[Chuckling]

So do I.

You two go right ahead.

I'll wait for you in the cabin.

Oh.

You were breathtaking on that floor.

I'm so awful.

I feel so helpless.

I know.

[Sighing] Can I have a--

have some water?

Yes.

Sure.

Here we go.

That's a boy.

How do you feel?

Warm.

I feel very warm.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Now don't take this off for me. Just leave it.

Yeah, but it's getting hot.

You have a fever, doctor.

Would you-- would you--

would I what?

Call me Adam?

That's my name.

All right, Adam.

Oh, and call me Emily.

Emily?

Mm-hmm.

Nice name.

Thank you.

You're very kind.

You don't have to stay here.

I'm really a lousy patient.

You probably hate me.

Oh, I don't hate you.

I'm burning up.

I gotta-- I gotta get out of--

ah, ah, ah, ah.

Just-- that's a good boy.

[Sighing contentedly]

Uh-- Emily?

It's all right.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm here, Adam.

Fine.

I admit it.

Every season takes a little more out of me.

But there's nothing like champagne to make

you forget aching muscles.

Is that all it is?

Meaning?

Oh, you know how small the dance world is.

Things get around.

Rumors, heresay-- the latest gossip

is that your health isn't good.

To be specific, your heart.

Accept my offer to teach.

With your sensitive eye, you'd be wonderful.

And you'll fall in love with Germany.

I'm already in love with Johanna.

Does she know about your health?

No.

I don't want her to worry.

Can't you see you're not protecting her?

You're protecting yourself.

And the worse you get, the more she'll suffer for it.

Having a bad heart doesn't affect my talent.

I can still dance.

Oh, bill.

You've got to accept it.

I'm sorry, terribly sorry, but your career as a dancer

is over.

Joanna's is just beginning.

Good old Marcy.

Blunt as usual.

Not blunt.

Just honest.

And I am sorry.

[Door opening]

[Door slams]

[Door opening]

[Door closes]

Joanna, it's not what you think.

Does it matter what I think?

Marcy was thanking me.

I've decided to accept her offer.

Really?

Look, it's for you.

You're ready for bigger things.

If I give you the chance to go out on your own,

they'll happen.

I think you deserve that.

You're still in love with her, aren't you?

No.

I just want--

go to Germany.

Go jump overboard, for all I care.

Well, I guess the reason that I'm single

is because I'm not cool.

I meet a girl and right away I yell, "I love you."

And I scare her and she runs away.

And I'm single.

And I guess the reason you're single

is because you want to be single.

Oh, my trouble is that I always believe it

when the man says he loves me.

And I end up with a broken heart.

I can't wait for this cruise to be over.

Thanks a lot.

Oh, just to take a look at the guy's faces

at work when they say, what did you do on the weekend?

Glad you came?

And how. How about you?

Are you glad you came?

Well, you had to come because they're your tickets.

Are you glad that I came?

Well, yeah, you-- are you having a good time?

[Laughing] You know I am.

That's great.

That's terrific.

And I was a little afraid because the guy stood you up.

And you're handling it terrific.

I guess you just didn't care for him that much.

Hey.

Why?

Just 'cause I didn't lay down and die?

Well of course I cared for him.

I was going away for the weekend with him.

Well, I don't go away with just anybody.

[Chuckling]

Oh.

Susie, I didn't mean anything by that.

I'm sorry.

Oh, Mickey.

[Sniffing] - [Sniffing]

[Sniffing]

[Sniffing louder]

Oh, Mickey.

Both: [Laughing]

Oh, I'm such a bad judge of character.

You know, he said he loved me.

I don't care if I ever hear those words

again as long as I live.

I mean, it's always a lie.

And it hurts.

It hurts.

[Crying]

Yeah, I know exactly how you feel.

[Music playing]

Greenbaum: [Singing happily]

Well?

Better than well.

Good.

Good?

Not good.

Great.

You are a terrific writer, Shakespeare.

I can't wait to read the last chapter.

The last chapter's about you and the cruise.

Ha!

Random house will never believe it.

Thank you for last night.

You know something?

I love you.

Oh, I gotta get dressed.

[Gasping]

Ooh!

Oh, I'm sorry. - It's all right.

I didn't mean to wake you.

Oh, that's ok.

Ah.

8:00.

Should have been up an hour ago.

Ooh.

Ok.

You stayed all night.

Mm-hmm.

How do you feel?

Mm.

Weak, but better.

Hungry?

Toast, jell-o, and tea in bed.

You got it.

Let me see.

Aha!

Good.

Fever's broken.

Ok, I'll order you some breakfast.

You should be up in a couple of days.

And I'll check on the rest of your patients.

Emily.

Wait a minute.

Emily: What?

Well, um-- when are you coming back?

I don't know.

I think the crisis is over.

Well, suppose it isn't?

Shouldn't you see me this afternoon?

Adam, I'll tell you the best thing

that medical science can do for you right

now is just leave you alone.

Well, I don't feel all that great, you know.

Well, I'm available if you need me.

I promise you I won't be out on the golf course.

Doc: Will you take me up on the deck later

so I can get some sun?

Sure, if that's what you'd like.

You won't forget?

I won't forget.

[Door closes]

Oh, Emily.

And this is the end of the tour.

My bailiwick.

It's very nice.

Is there something wrong?

No.

Well, uh-- this is the digiplot integral navigational

computer, and that is the overhead gyromagnetic compass,

and these are the turn signals.

[Chuckling]

Eh.

I guess that's that.

I was hoping you'd be as impressed with my work

as I am with yours.

What a thrill--

Delaney and Robbins.

That was our farewell performance.

What?

Joanna: William's going to Germany with Marcy.

What about you?

Without William, what am I?

Do you read the reviews?

You're a star.

I don't even want to think about performing again.

Not without him.

Joanna, you have an enormous gift.

He didn't give that to you.

He recognized it and nurtured it.

Maybe this is a sign that it's time for you to be on your own.

You don't understand.

Joanna, your gift carries a lot of responsibility.

You can't just throw that away.

It belongs to everyone.

You're very sweet.

Thanks for the kind words.

I'd better go.

If I'm going to perform tonight, I'd better rehearse.

Why do I do these things?

Well, see--

because I'm a jerk, that's why.

Why can't I just let things happen?

Well if you just--

why can't I wait till the other person

feels the way I feel?

Sometimes--

why can't I just keep that big mouth shut?

You know that for a bartender, you

don't have very many answers.

Did you notice that?

I noticed that.

Mm-hmm.

Susie: Shakespeare!

Oh, hey.

I've been looking for you.

Do you know, I've been thinking about this morning.

Look, I was just popping off.

Hey, nobody can fall in love in just one day.

One day?

Is that all it was, was just one day?

Just one day.

Hey, that doesn't mean we can't be friends.

Well, yeah, sure.

I mean, but we don't have to be just friends.

Hey, kid.

Just friends, you and me.

Pals forever.

I don't want there to be any pressure.

Hey, now there's a guy for you.

You look a thousand times better.

Dr. Bradford must really know her business.

She knows where to stick the needle, doesn't she, doc?

Oh, Emily's one of the most wonderful women I ever met.

No, I take it back.

Emily is the most wonderful woman I ever met.

Well, that's doc for you.

Always beating around the bush.

Emily: Hi, guys. Hi.

Oh, hi.

So, how are you feeling?

- Oh, wonderful. - No, no, no.

Don't get up.

Don't get up.

- Will you sit down? - Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm sure you guys have some very important

ship's business to attend to.

No, we don't.

Gopher--

actually, I can't really stay.

Well, why not?

Ready to take that tour of the ship that I promised you?

Yep.

At your service.

But Emily--

best thing for you is sun and rest.

See you later. - Bye.

Bye.

Look on the bright side, doc.

Maybe you'll get seriously ill again soon.

Captain (on loudspeaker): Ladies and gentlemen,

for your enjoyment tonight in the acapulco

lounge, miss Joanna Robbins will perform

a solo dance from "swan lake."

Wow.

We sure have fun, don't we?

That's the way it should be with pals.

No pressure.

Right.

No pressure.

Our last night--

I can't believe my sailing career is almost over.

I'm glad you came with me.

Boy, I sure picked the right cab, huh?

You know, this is the nicest thing that

ever happened in my whole life.

Don't ever say that to my father.

He thinks it was my bar mitzvah.

You know what that is, don't you?

Well, isn't it something like Christmas?

Yes, something like Christmas.

Mickey?

Kiss me.

Sure.

Friends can kiss.

Well, aren't we better friends than that?

[Music playing]

[Knocking on door]

Who's there?

Emily.

You awake?

Hi.

Thought I'd stop by and check up on you.

How you feeling?

Oh, all right.

Sure is a pretty dress.

Thank you.

Let's see.

I've been feeling a little warmer.

Maybe my fever's coming back.

No.

You feel ok to me.

Don't you want to take my temperature?

Just to be sure?

I can't believe you've forgotten how

to take your own temperature.

Well, I'm just afraid I might start shaking again and swallow

the thermometer [inaudible]

[Laughing] Adam, you have no fever, no chills.

You are practically recovered.

Unless-- [faking a cough] I suffer a relapse.

From the 24-hour flu?

I don't think so.

See you later.

Oh, Emily.

Are you going to the ballet?

Uh-huh.

Well, gee, i'm--

I'm sorry I'm going to have to miss it.

Well, Adam, I told you, you can come if you want to.

No, i-- I just--

[faking a sneeze] I just--

I don't-- I don't feel up to it.

You get some sleep.

I'll see you later.

But i-- I don't feel sleepy.

I-- I feel like backgammon.

How about a game?

Back-- uh, maybe another time, all right?

Oh, just one game.

Gets so lonely here all by myself.

No, I shouldn't ask you that after all

you've done for me already.

Please.

Please.

[Faking a sneeze] Forget i-- forget I mentioned it.

All right.

One game.

[Sighing]

[Music playing]

You were right.

She's great.

God, I'm going to miss her.

[Audience applauding]

[Audience applauding]

Brava!

Brava!

Brava!

Ah.

Somewhere between the 15th and 16th kiss,

I think we stopped being pals.

Do you wanna go steady?

Oh, Mickey.

[Laughing]

I'm not going to say you know what,

because you don't want to hear it so I'm not going to say it.

Well, maybe we could work up to it gradually.

Like when we're married?

Wait a minute.

Are you just looking for an ending to your book?

No.

A start to my life.

Oh, Mickey.

Joanna.

You were wonderful tonight.

What makes you think I want to hear a compliment from you?

You got what you want.

He's yours.

So leave me alone.

Look.

William is not coming to Germany to be with me.

He's doing this for you.

For me?

He's in love with you.

Maybe once, a long time ago.

If it were up to him, he'd always dance,

and he'd always dance with you.

Well, that's what I want.

And if you tell him that, you'll probably get your wish.

But you'll both be losers.

What do you mean?

Why, dancers can't go on forever.

You've seen what it takes out of him.

He's giving you your chance to grow, Joanna.

Give him the same chance.

Ah.

Afraid I win again.

Oh, all right.

No more Mr. Nice guy.

Adam-- Adam, I'm sorry.

I've had it for tonight.

I have backed my last gammon for the evening.

Why are you treating me like this?

What do you mean?

Emily, last night I felt closer to you than any woman

I've ever known in my entire life.

And now today, you act like it never happened.

You were sick.

I wanted to help you.

You did help me.

No one's ever come close to doing

what you did for me last night.

Oh, Emily.

You were wonderful.

I was being a doctor.

Oh, you were being more than that.

I felt it.

[Sighing] You know what you're doing, don't you?

Yes.

I'm telling you I love you.

[Inhaling] Oh, Adam, i--

what?

Let me ask you a question, all right?

Anything.

How many of your patients fall for you?

What?

Wait a minute.

Answer the question.

That's different.

Is it?

Well, sure.

Sometimes people get crushes.

I make them better and they think

they feel something for me. They get over it in a minute.

It's not important.

Uh-huh.

Is that what you tell them?

I don't--

is that what you tell them?

More or less.

All right, Adam, then listen to me.

I made you feel better.

You think you feel something for me.

You'll get over it in a minute.

It's not important.

But it is important.

Of course it is.

It's important to you and to every patient

who has ever felt like this.

But what you love is a kind of superhuman ministering angel

who protected you when you were too weak and vulnerable to take

care of yourself.

But Adam, you are not in love with me.

[Knocking on door]

Hey, how's the hottest medical team since masters and Johnson?

We have come to invite the patient doctor and the doctor

patient out for a drink.

What do you say?

Oh, no thanks.

I'm a little woozy.

So?

Isaac gonna make you a big woozy.

Yeah.

No, no.

Thanks.

Well, Emily, how about you?

One doc's better than no doc.

You gonna be all right?

Sure. Have fun.

Thanks.

Isaac: Ladies.

Hey, we've been waiting for you.

- Oh, good. - I've got a drink for you.

Emily: Oh, really?

Isaac: Yeah.

Doc?

Doc: Yeah?

Who are you writing to at this time of the night?

Oh, some old patients of mine.

I have a few apologies to make.

I've come to say goodbye.

It'll be better this way.

I'm beginning to see that.

Joanna, i--

not with words, William.

Not with words.

[Music playing]

Oh, hi, Julie.

Hi.

I've heard of some whirlwind romances,

but yours takes the cake.

A wedding cake.

Congratulations.

Oh, thanks.

Well, bye and thank you.

Bye-bye.

Uh, Shakespeare?

Have you ever thought of writing a children's book?

How many children's books?

One.

Oh, one.

At a time.

At a time.

[Giggling]

Captain: Enjoy yourself.

Thank you.

Joanna, I want to thank you for gracing our ship.

And I do mean gracing.

Thank you, captain.

It's been a most interesting voyage.

I hope I'll see you again?

We'll all see you again.

Many, many times.

In order to live, you don't put as many--

bye.

It's hard letting her go.

I know.

A thousand arabesques to go.

That's how I felt about you.

Gopher: Emily, bye-bye.

Oh, gopher doll.

Bye, Emily.

This is so sad.

Dr. Bradford, I want you to know

how much we all appreciate your help

during Dr. Bricker's illness.

You didn't get much of a vacation this cruise,

so the next trip will be on the house.

Well, thank you, captain.

That's very generous of you.

Whew.

Boy, I'll tell you.

Is it-- is it awfully hot in here, or is it just me?

Uh-oh.

I'm afraid it's just you.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

You're going to need a doctor.

Oh, I don't think so.

I'm perfectly healthy.

Captain: Seems to me I've heard those words before.

I can't give you orders, of course.

But Adam is an excellent physician.

Who just happens to be free for the weekend.

Well, I hate to admit it, doctor,

but you've got yourself a patient.

Good.

But let me warn you--

if you start thinking you're in love with me,

I'm not going to talk you out of it.

[Theme song]