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[Growling]

Everything's twisting!

[Beeping]

That's because you're moving parallel

to the space distortion.

It's the shortest way back home.

[Groans]

Huh?

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This is terrible, Summer!

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[Beeping]

[Groans] Whoa! What the hell?!

[Beeping]

[Groans] Oh, crap.

[Film reel rolling]

["Love is Entropy" plays in Japanese]

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[Rock music plays]

Hey, Summer. What's up?

Space Mom! I've lost sight of Grandpa.

It's all right. I'm still tracking him fine.

Not the dummy one. I mean the real Rick.

Well, that sounds like my dad.

If he needs to figure out a way back, he can.

Freaking out just makes us look stupid.

Um, I think the situation is a little more serious than that.

Ugh, you're right.

It does seem like it's a bit more serious.

Uh! Wait a sec.

[Beeping]

Things look like they're about to get interesting.

Only the best for Rick Sanchez!

Just look at the fleet they sent to escort you.

Wow. It's a bunch of turds put into a dung heap.

Laugh while you can. No help is coming for you.

Aye!

[Groans]

Did I break your nose?

Well, it's no skin off my balls if nobody comes.

[Beeping]

Could be the chance to wipe them out.

Once I finish kicking ass over here, I'll head your way.

Mm.

Space Mom, please hurry.

You know, time doesn't really matter, Summer,

especially when it comes to my dad.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! God damn it!

Not gonna throw up! [Whirring]

[Birds chirping]

Huh?

[Groans]

[Door opens]

- Well, we're off. - Hmm?

I guess we'll see you later, Dad.

[Birds chirping]

- Oh! - [Crying]

Aw, Morty. It's okay.

Are you sure you don't want to come with us, Dad?

Just forget about me. Go enjoy yourselves.

Hmm.

[Birds chirping]

[Beeps]

People usually use the cover of night to ghost their families.

Hmm?

So, you're the dickhead who made this, aren't you?

Space Bastards requesting backup.

This is our chance to squash those damn maggots flat.

Let's move!

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[Beeping]

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[Clanging]

What the hell was that?

Huh?

[Both groaning]

[Whirring]

Hmm? Aah!

[Whirring]

[Beeping]

Huh?

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Hello?

[Groans]

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[Beeps]

[Rock music plays]

[Gasps]

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Mm.

Uh, yeah?

I wouldn't bother putting up a fight

if I were you.

[Weapons cocking]

[Weapons cocking]

Because I won't

hesitate to blow up the whole room if I have to.

Mm!

[Groans]

I just knew that you'd come here.

And you ended up just like your husband.

Hate to break it to you,

but taking me hostage won't work on my dad.

I'd never do anything so petty.

Let's settle our score, shall we?

So, I take it you're Rick C-137, right?

The one who stole my invention and my family.

I'm not here to clean up your mess.

And I don't give a damn about this device.

I'm not gonna create it, use it, or steal the stupid thing.

- Besides... - Hmm?

...I'm the one who saved Beth's life.

Ha! You sacrificed yourself like an idiot

by being emotional.

It's hard to believe,

but I guess I have that crap they call "sincerity" in me.

And those two died because of that crap.

Mistakes were made.

Honestly, I wish I had been enough of an arrogant douche

to create the portal gun.

[Sighs]

I was planning to get the hell out of here,

but I guess that's not happening, huh?

I'll let you go on your way,

but only after I punch you in the face a few times.

[Crying] Oh, man,

that was the only love I'll ever have.

Oh, please. What, were you gonna stay in there forever?

- Space Mom, are you there? - Sorry, Summer.

I've got my hands full right now.

I'll have to call you back.

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I think they call that an unfair advantage.

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[Weapon clicks]

[Groans]

[Growls]

[Humming]

Time's up, loser.

Hmm?

Now it's my time to shine, moron.

Huh?

Aahhh!

[Clanging, groaning]

The rebels are attacking us!

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I'm gonna get the hell out of here!

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Why would you spare me?

Well, I didn't do it for you, Tammy.

Hmm. I know what it's like to have kids.

[Gasps]

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[Explosion in distance]

I'm willing to call it a draw this time.

Bye. For now.

[Panting]

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[Groaning]

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I'm not just gonna let you hit me.

Fine by me.

This wouldn't be any fun otherwise.

- Gotcha! - Aah!

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[Both yelling]

- Huh? - Oh, my back!

You just shifted dimensions without using the portal gun.

The two of us are from different dimensions.

Our bodies interacting must be causing dimensional havoc.

Our mass back in the original world

should have converted into energy by now.

[Whirring, crackling]

Mr. President,

a huge source of energy has appeared in the sky

above the Smith house.

Aah! Not again. That mother [bleep]!

So, what do I gotta do to leave this dimension?

Hug you?

Or we can just punch each other.

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[Groans]

- Where the hell are we now? - A fissure in space-time.

Now it's time for round two!

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There's only one thing you're wrong about.

I'm not the person who made that device

because I already put it to use, idiot!

If so, then what I saw earlier was your family

from after the reset?

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Aah!

Eeh! Aah!

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Let me get this straight.

You were just gonna throw that family away.

I guess even rebirth can't cure you of being a...

I'm the only reason

you even have a place to exist right now!

Think twice before going ballistic on me.

You had this coming.

You let Beth marry Jerry, of all people.

[Beeping]

Magnificent!

We can solve all of the world's energy problems

- with this matter. - Really?

There's an unidentified fleet of aircraft

heading straight for our air space, sir.

Here come the damn hyenas!

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Come one inch into our territory.

I dare you! It's an air-space violation.

We'll blow every last one of you sky-high.

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It's sickening doing a version of me like you.

You don't get to tell me how to live my life!

[Both yelling]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

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[Whirring, crackling]

Sir, the energy source has vanished.

Damn!

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We're really better off

not solving the energy crisis, anyway.

[Both yelling]

Ooh!

[Grunts]

[Groans]

Just go.

You can let me take care of Beth and the others.

Do you even have a way back home?

Hmm.

Wow, reality sure is convenient.

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["The Other Side" by Ayuko Saito plays]

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Huh?

Huh?

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Uh...[Gasps]

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[Electricity crackles]