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That's nice.

Yeah.

I'm gonna come back and grab those.

Okay.

All right.

- Mm. - Mm.

Not bad.

Looks pretty clean.

Yeah.

All right.

Smells good, lemon-y.

- I like it. - This is nice.

Isn't it?

All right.

Gonna make a little bar over here.

Yeah. Put that one in the fridge for me.

I'll put this in along with some beer.

Yeah, put those over there.

Hmm.

Got one of these just now, actually.

Put that away for me.

Oh, here's your tequila.

Thanks.

Let's go and check out the pool.

Ah, yeah, that's a good idea.

Mm.

Ah.

Well, the pool looks clean.

Actually, it's a good time to take a swim.

Why don't we unpack first.

You can take the bags upstairs.

Only if you come up with me.

Haven't you had enough today?

Put a ring on it.

Mm.

Why don't we unpack first, then take a dip in the pool.

I could use the exercise.

Mm, I bet you could.

I know we're gonna have a good time here.

Actually love San Diego.

The weather's perfect too.

It's not too hot.

Mm.

Right. Come on, let's get into that pool

before it cools down.

All right, let's go change.

Ah.

I like the staircase actually.

Who's car is that?

It's a nice car.

Maybe the property manager's?

Yeah. Maybe.

Beware.

Did you say they left the key anywhere?

Yeah.

There's a note saying under an angel statue

by the front door.

You see it?

Oh, right here.

Oh, yeah. Over there.

There's no key in here.

What?

Maybe the door is unlocked.

Should we ring the bell?

Sure.

Maybe the door's open.

Look at that.

Hello? Is anybody here?

Huh.

Are you sure you have the right house?

I think so.

3128 Wildflower.

Huh. Hello?

Hello?

Huh.

Somebody's definitely here.

What is all this shit?

Do you think the past guest left all this shit in here?

Yeah.

Maybe.

Hello?

Who are you?

How did you guys get in here?

- We have a reservation here. - Are you the property manager?

No. We just reserved this house for four days.

We just got here.

What's going on?

Who are you guys?

We booked this place through Travelers two months ago.

What the heck are you guys doing here?

Well, that's strange.

'Cause we booked this place three months ago

and we already paid.

Through Travelers?

No, through our travel agent.

There must be a mistake.

We have a reservation here too.

Yeah. What the fuck is going on here?

Ah. Maybe the owners did a double booking

and forgot to block out the calendar dates or something.

Fucking idiots.

Let's call the owners.

All right. Lemme remember their names.

Laurie and Ken. I think they're local.

We need to contact a travel agent as well.

But I really don't think it's her fault.

Hi, this is Finn and Branna,

we booked your house four days ago.

We're here, but there's another couple here

saying that they've booked it for the same time.

So we're trying to figure out what's going on.

Can you call me back right away?

How do you leave a voice message?

That's some bullshit. I want a refund.

Well, we might get a refund,

but where are we going to go now?

I mean, it's getting late.

We need to find a hotel.

We just drove here from LA.

I mean, there's like lots of traffic.

I'm really tired of being on that road.

Yeah, you should see the 405.

Well, this place is, what is it?

Two bedrooms I think, right?

Yes. Two bedrooms.

We just took the front bedroom.

Do you guys mind if we stay here tonight

and figure it out tomorrow?

I'm sure we'll find something then.

Wow, uh...

Sure. I'm sure we'll figure out a way to sort it out

with the owners. Hmm?

I guess.

- Yeah. - Okay, great.

Hey, guys, we really appreciate it.

It's just that we've been stuck in that car all day driving

and the traffic here is horrible.

Yeah, well, you know...

We'll get a hold of owners and we'll work it out.

Great. Really appreciate it.

What is your names?

I'm Tony.

This is Gia, my wife.

Finn.

Finn McCool.

And I'm Branna.

We really appreciate you letting us stay.

I mean, we'll contact the owners again tomorrow

and we'll figure out another place or something, right?

Okay, so it's settled?

Right, who wants to be beer or a whiskey?

We come prepared.

I'm a wine person.

Well, I just happened to have a nice wee bottle of red.

- Good. - I'll get a bottle opener.

Tony, what beverage do you fancy?

I'll have a beer, thanks.

All right.

Branna, you see that bottle opener?

Ta-da.

Where you from? London or something?

No, Ireland.

I'm from Donegal and Branna's from Belfast.

Yeah, we are here on a mini vacay.

We flew in to LA then we did all the tourist stuff,

didn't we? It was fun.

Mm-hm.

And then we drove here for four days and here we are.

I do love California. It's very nice.

It's our third time here.

Gia's got family down in Chula Vista.

It's close by, so sometimes we like to come up to San Diego,

get some alone time, we got two kids at home.

Oh.

Oh, they're cute, aren't they?

What's their names?

Pete and Danny. They're five and seven.

My mom is watching them.

Oh. Where are you guys from?

New York City. The greatest city

in the world.

I love New York. And it has all the great stores.

Well, we're from Queens.

Different stores.

It's true.

You know what? I love American snacks.

They are so different from back home.

Oh really?

Yeah.

Alright. Cheers.

I think I'm gonna just call Travelers

and see what's going on with this double booking.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Me and Branna, were going for a before you guys got in.

Yeah. Pool looks nice and clean,

somebody's been keeping it up.

Yeah.

It's weird that they were so sloppy

about the double booking.

Oh, I'd say.

Look, me and Branna,

we like to get these house rentals all the time,

but nothing like this has ever happened to us before.

We usually let the travel agents just deal with it

and everything ran like a clock.

Me and Gia, we don't really travel much, you know.

Kids and all.

That's why we decided to take a nice little getaway.

I hear you.

Okay.

I talked with Travelers and we're gonna get a refund.

They said we can stay here if we want.

We can all stay here tonight and figure it out tomorrow?

You guys can take the back bedroom.

Yeah.

Honey, why don't we go inside and have a look?

So what do you guys actually do in Ireland?

Drink?

No, seriously.

I own the Seamus Pub in Donegal.

He's the bar owner. I'm the bar manager.

That's cool.

I'm an electrician.

Ah.

A very serious job.

Mm. Mine is more serious.

I'm a dental hygienist.

A very important job.

She cleans my gums every day.

I want a snack.

Oh wait, who wants to try some of this?

What's that you got there?

Candy.

Edible pot.

I bought some of this on the way up.

It's supposed to enhance your mind with a nice light high.

Well, it's what they say.

I've had three pieces of this today.

I still feel nothing.

Cool. I'm might try some,

but I'm gonna have this beer first.

Maybe later?

Well, don't mind if I do.

Ladies?

No. I don't like pot, it gives me a headache.

- Thank you. - Not for me either.

Finn isn't exactly a pothead.

He just likes the idea that he could buy it here.

Mm-hm.

Well, I'm thinking I'm gonna go upstairs

and check out the room situation.

You wanna come with me, honey?

I'll grab the bags.

Your room's upstairs to the right.

This the one?

Guess so.

Of course they got the bigger bedroom.

Yeah, well we're lucky it worked out.

Tony and Gia. Really?

Some people I used to know had those names.

And what about the fucking fake photo with the fake kids?

Who's kids were those?

No one you know.

Listen, Nick, I'm not staying in this house

with that fucking lucky charms couple for the next few days.

Top of the mornin' to ya.

What a bunch of crap.

Listen, Gloria.

Honestly,

I don't think we're gonna be able to find another place

to stay for the next two days.

Our best bet is to stay here,

wait patiently until the ship comes in.

Fuck off, Nick.

If you're idiot loser friend was here

with that boat when he was supposed to be,

we didn't have to play house with these two.

- That's not my fault. - Those things happen.

I don't control the oceans and the waves and the schedules.

It's just gonna be a little bit late.

But it's gonna be here in a few days.

Just like I said,

we're gonna get you to the port,

to get your flight to Nicaragua.

Better happen, like you said.

I paid you half, but not paying you the are half

until I'm inside of the boat.

First of all, it's not just a boat,

it's a yacht. Okay?

That's how we take people to other places illegally.

Second of all, don't be such a fucking bitch.

Play nice with these people. Okay?

Your name is Gia. My name is Tony.

You get it?

Doesn't matter where names are.

Nobody knows us here.

Oh, fuck.

Uh-huh. You're not staying in this room with me.

I'm gonna get a hotel.

Hey, listen sweetie,

I'm not happy about this either.

All right.

But you getting a hotel, it's not a good idea.

Hotels are too public. Be too visible.

You don't know who the fuck's gonna see you there.

So the best bet is to play it cool,

be a nice happy couple because we don't know who's who.

These people are from another country.

My ex will never know them.

I'm just saying it's better to play it safe.

Be under the radar.

We stay in this rental home where nobody can find us.

Right?

Now listen, you paid me for this job

so I know what the I'm talking about.

Listen to me.

You sleeping downstairs on that couch, Nick.

Downstairs. Yeah, right.

How about in the corner?

I'm just gonna sleep right over there.

Just right...

Gonna sleep downstairs in the couch.

If I sleep downstairs,

I'm gonna have to sit there and wait for them

to come back upstairs and go to bed

so that they don't fucking suspect anything.

I don't care. Downstairs, coach!

I'm gonna go downstairs.

I'm gonna come back up.

I'm gonna be nice to these people,

just like you will remember.

- Your name is Gia. - Bye.

Shoo.

Hey Nick.

We're gonna order a pizza, you in?

Sure, sounds good.

I'll take a beer, actually.

Yeah. Help yourself.

Is Gia coming back down?

Ah. In a bit. You know, she's

calling the kids.

Ah.

Finn, take it easy, you're eating a lot of that stuff.

Why?

I don't feel anything.

Branna order that pizza.

I'm sure Tony's hungry.

And you're not feeling that stuff. Is that right?

Is it?

Ah, there you are.

You guys have a great day?

Yeah. We didn't do much?

I found your tequila in the kitchen, I hope you don't mind.

Ah, a wee Margarita actually sounds great.

But the pool looks good, huh?

It does.

I'm going in.

All right.

You know, I tried some of those edibles.

Lot of sugar don't feel anything yet.

Yeah.

But it takes a couple hours to go through the system.

Yeah.

Can't say I've ever eaten pot before,

but I've definitely smoked it.

I think eating it gets you more stoned, huh?

Hope.

Did you guys hear back from the owners yet?

Nothing.

We're gonna get the house for free at least.

Well, you can't beat that.

So are we.

Well, the travel agency didn't want the bad PR,

so she refunded us.

I wonder which booking agents messed up, yours or ours.

I don't think it was the booking agencies.

I think it was just the dippy owners, to be honest.

I tried to find a hotel this morning, but no luck.

Everything is booked because it's Comic Con weekend.

Sure. It doesn't matter.

We only have a few days here.

Ah, she'll be fine.

Right. I'm going in for that swim.

I've be dying to since yesterday.

Gloria, don't be so difficult.

You're only gonna make things worse.

Fuck off, Nick.

This is all your fucking fault.

If that boat was here on time,

we didn't have to be stuck in this house with these two.

It's not my fault the place got double booked.

That's on the owners.

It doesn't look like these two are leaving anytime soon,

okay? So play nice.

Still sucks.

Yeah, well, to stop you from drinking all their tequila.

Yeah, well, it was just sitting there.

It's only a few days.

You'll live.

This is nice.

So relaxing.

Mm. It's amazing.

What should we do for dinner?

I really don't feel like dressing and going anywhere.

How about Mexican?

We don't get much of that in Ireland.

We have tons of Mexican in Queens.

Are you Mexican?

No.

Sorry, that sounded nosy.

Oh, it's alright.

I'm Brazilian.

I've never been to Central America, actually.

It's actually South America.

I heard they have

good coffee there.

Oh yeah. Their coffee's the best.

You know why?

Because it's the southern hemisphere,

everything's upside down.

Right?

You know what I think?

I think these edibles are finally kicking in.

Good on you mate.

Oh, I forgot to ask you guys.

Do you like to fish?

We stopped by the harbor pier on the way back

and checked out some fishing trips.

Fishing?

Yeah, it's only a day trip.

I think it's only about $50 or $60 a person.

But it's a big boat with a lot of people on it.

The crew know where all the hotspots are.

What time did you say that boat leaves?

I think he said around 5:00 AM.

5:00 AM?

Forget about me.

Yeah, Gia doesn't really like boats anyway.

She gets sea sick.

Right, honey?

Finn, I didn't know it was gonna be that early.

I know I'm not a fan of that hour, that's for sure.

Fuck it.

I'll go.

Good.

Well, sounds like a plan.

Gia and I could go to the mall while you boys go fishing.

What mall?

The Las Americas Mall down by the border.

It's got great stores, I read.

That sounds great.

Fun. Girls time.

Yeah, all right, then.

Well it sounds good. Me and Tony leave here at 4:00 AM,

catch a spot in that boat.

And Gia, we'll leave a lot later.

What the?

What the fuck?

Hello?

Hello?

The fuck was that?

I saw the strangest shit!

Like what?

There's some shady dude out there

with some hood and a robe.

I don't even know what, it was really dark!

Where? Wait, wait, wait.

Where?

Right out there. Right out there.

Right outside the gate. I went out there.

I went to go look for him, even yelled.

He was gone. Disappeared.

I swear to god, it's like he was looking me

right in the face.

Listen, I didn't want to see anything, but...

It's because I thought I was high,

but I think that might be the same person

I saw out at the pool yesterday.

Why didn't you see everything yesterday, Finn?

Well, like I said, I thought I was high, innit?

I thought I was seeing things.

But see What? What did you actually see?

Some weirdo guy standing with a hood.

Look, I looked away and I looked back and he was gone on.

Oi.

What the fuck is this?

Some kind of a fucking joke around here?

You know, it would be nice if you told us that before.

It could be some kind of stalker maybe around the house.

It's kind of creepy.

Yeah.

A little bit.

- Well Tony, come on. - Let's just look around.

Stay here.

It was right here.

Tony, whatever was is gone.

Let's go inside.

All right. We looked around everywhere

and there's nothing.

Okay.

I'm thinking of something.

Yesterday you had the pot candy, Finn,

and Tony had the pot candy too.

What if you guys a freaking hallucinating?

I've heard that thing and be like LSD sometimes, you know?

And he had more today.

Yeah, right. That could be it.

You guys are freaking hallucinating on that stuff.

Come on. Why would we see the same fucking creep?

Aye. The same thing?

I don't know.

I don't know too. But no more candy for you, Tony.

Throw it out, Finn.

Seriously.

All right then.

I'm calling the dispensary. That's false advertising.

I need to go upstairs and make a phone call.

Okay.

- Hey. - Hi Dad.

How you doing, sweetie?

Good. I'm just watching TV in my room.

Oh yeah? Huh.

Sorry I didn't call sooner. You know, it's been really busy.

Eastern California?

Yeah.

Where?

You know, I can't tell you that.

Are you coming back soon?

Yeah, I'll be back real soon, I promise.

Probably just a few days. We'll go do something fun, okay?

Okay. I have a few ideas.

I bet you do.

I'm going camping tomorrow with my friend Katie.

Oh yeah. That sounds fun.

Yeah. I'm trying to cheer Katie up, she's sad.

Why?

Because our mom said something bad happened.

What?

Well, Katie's mom is sad 'cause this lady

stole all the money from the fundraiser.

What?

Yeah.

Katie's mom and other people had this big fundraiser

for Alzheimer's downtown.

And they raised a lot of money.

But then this lady who was in charge of the money,

They stole it right out off the bank.

Oh, that's terrible.

Did they catch this lady?

No.

She ran off.

No one can find her.

The police and everyone are looking for her.

Jesus. Oh, I hope they find her.

Her picture's all over the news.

You know, mom has a bunch of photos

from when she was helping her plan the fundraiser.

I have this one right here.

Sweetie.

What's her name? This lady.

Anna Valdez.

How much money did she take?

She took about over a million dollars.

Honey, listen...

I gotta go. I sure hope that they find her

and that Katie feels better, you know?

And I'm gonna call you in a day or so.

I'll be back in a few days, I promise. Okay.

- Okay dad. - All right.

- Okay Bye. - Bye.

Fuck.

Ah! What the fuck!?

Oh.

You wanna tell you Wanna tell me what your real name is?

- Huh? - What you talking about?

Your name isn't Gloria Testa, is it?

And you're not running from your abusive,

gangster boyfriend are you?

Get out of my asshole or I'll scream!

Yeah, go ahead. Scream.

I'm sure Jack and Jill would love to hear

your bullshit fucking story.

I'm not fucking around, honey.

I don't like being lied to.

Your name is Anna Valdez, isn't it?

Yeah.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't know that you stole $1 million

from an Alzheimer's fund?

And now you wanna run away to Nicaragua.

Well, let me tell you something, honey.

My price to get you there just doubled.

You can't fucking do that!

I'm not gonna give you any more money than I gave you.

How'd you find out, anyways?

It doesn't matter how I fucking found out.

What matters is that our deal was fucking nullified

the minute you lied to me.

And your face is all over the TV news.

Listen, I didn't mean to lie, okay? It just happened.

All you have to do, just get me on that boat.

All right? I'll pay you a little bit more.

- Okay? - Yeah.

I'll take my money now.

And you're going to have to get the both here tomorrow.

What is this? What is this?

That's it.

No.

Since you're a wanted criminal,

it's not a good idea for you to go traipsing around

the mall tomorrow.

I don't care. I'm gonna use my sunglasses and my hat.

Like I've been doing all time.

No.

No.

Yes, I will.

Nobody's gonna recognize me.

I'm fucking bored as shit in this place.

Oh yeah? I thought you didn't like Miss Emerald Isle.

Yeah, I don't. But I just wanna go spend all my money.

I have a lot to spend in the mall.

You sure nobody knows where the fuck you are?

I'm a hundred percent sure.

Because I got a bad feeling about that fucking creep

in a hood walking around this house.

I have a horrible feeling about that creep too.

So just get me inside of the fucking boat

and I can be out of here.

Right?

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

So, how long you've been a bar manager?

Well, actually I went to university to study literature.

I wanted to be a teacher.

Oh. What happened?

I did actually graduate, believe it or not.

And then I went traveling around to Europe

and then I got a job in London

and my dad was in Donegal and he got sick

so I went over there to see him and there was Finn.

And he offered me a job in a bar.

And to be honest, I just really couldn't resist him,

not the job.

Awe. That's cute. You guys are really cute together.

And it sounds like a really fun job.

Yeah.

Mm. Mine is not that fun.

Not very glamorous looking inside of people's mouths

every day.

But I do make really good money.

And I'm home at 04:30 for the kids.

Yeah.

Yeah. They're the loves of my life.

Awe. That's really cute.

Take these shoes off.

So, yeah.

I can't believe 10 years now,

Tony and I have been married.

We got married really young.

Right out of high school.

Wow.

That's really nice. Did you have a big wedding?

We actually did. Yeah.

It cost my dad a small fortune,

but I'm his only daughter, so he was happy.

Is your father a dentist?

No. He's a plumber.

Yeah. Yeah.

He made lots of money on those high rises in Manhattan.

You know. I did notice that you don't wear a wedding ring.

Lots of people don't wear wedding rings these days.

Yes.

I actually have a beautiful wedding ring Tony gave to me,

but it's our 10 year anniversary,

so he left at the shop to put more diamonds into it,

you know?

That's nice.

I wish Finn and I would get married,

but he's dragging his feet.

Mm. I know some men do that.

But like I said,

Tony was really young and I think the younger they are,

it's easier.

I would've thought like the younger they are,

the less they wanna settle down.

No, I think the older a man is,

he gets too sat on his ways.

Mm. Well actually that might be true.

I mean, Finn and I have been together for six years now,

and he just likes it the way it is, you know?

But I mean, we've got a flat together at all.

But you know, it's not the same.

Mm.

I'm sure it's gonna happen for you soon.

Thanks.

When I get home, I'm gonna light a candle for you

at the Maculate Conception Church.

Then it always works.

Well, prayers are always helpful, right?

Yep.

Do you cook?

I do. Yeah.

When I have time.

I love to cook Italian.

Nice. I don't cook much.

I mean, I'm always at the pub and I get all my meals

cooked for me.

So what's the point? You know?

How is it, the food at the pub?

It's actually all right. It's not bad.

I mean, it's pub food.

It's nothing spectacular. But it does the job.

Yeah.

Looks like someone had stayed here liked to cook.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Hmm.

It's a cookbook. Hmm.

Silver Palate.

See if there's any good fish recipes in it.

Mm.

That's if the boys catch anything.

Gosh.

Not yet.

Lots of soups and salads.

It might have some fish in here.

No?

It's crazy. I don't think people in San Diego...

Where is this from?

It looks well used, that's for sure.

I found something.

What is this?

It's a strange thing to be in a cookbook, is it not?

Maybe they used it a bookmark or something?

For who?

God knows. Maybe the last person that stayed here.

It's really creepy.

It looks like a, I don't know, like a...

Ancient druid of some kind.

What is that?

It's like a ancient Celtic priest.

Like a Catholic priest?

Mm.

More like a sacred wise one.

Well, the Irish Lore goes that the kings of the old country

used to seek them out for their knowledge.

This is a really bad guy.

Who would want to consult with him?

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, they say there are some bad druids.

They get mixed up with the night spells.

Night spells?

Mm.

It's just an old just sort of like

Celtic legend story, really.

My granny used to tell us some like when we were wee,

you know, spirit stories.

They still gives me a little bit of the shivers though,

so they do.

I mean, they're just stories.

Yeah.

You know what? I think a really crappy story

is this whole house mixed up.

Don't you think it's really weird of this owners

to never return our calls?

Mm-hmm.

I mean, yeah.

But the good thing is, well, it didn't cast us anything

and we all got along, didn't we?

And I made a new friend.

I want us to stay in touch. Is that okay?

Yeah, of course.

We'll stay in touch.

Great. Right.

I think I'll go for a swim.

Get all me swims in before we go back to Ireland.

There's not much pool time in that weather,

let me tell you.

Hey. You go girl.

Right.

Gia! I think someone's in the house.

- What? - I think someone

is in the house or been in the house.

When I went upstairs to our room

my suitcase is all over the floor.

All me clothes all over the floor.

It's obviously not how I left it this morning.

That's so weird.

When would they get in the house? When we're out?

We locked all the doors. Right?

I saw you turning the key.

Yeah, but what if...

What if we unlocked it, when we were locking it?

Come on. Come on. Check your room. Check your room.

Shit.

Everything's intact. My clothes, Tony's clothes.

Jewelry?

I always carry all my jewelry on me.

My necklace, my rings.

Hold on. I had a pair of earrings.

They're here.

I wear my jewelry too.

- This is really bizarre. - How could anyone get in?

Well, I think, um...

All right, well the boys left early this morning.

When I left my room, my suitcase was up against a bench,

you're already down the stairs.

We had coffee, then we left.

That was literally it.

What about those sliding doors?

Were they open?

I don't think so.

Let's go check it anyway.

Yeah.

You check the back one.

They're both locked so...

No one can get in through the garage. Right?

We didn't use the garage.

I didn't see any garage openers anyway.

I mean, we parked the car in the street and on a drive.

Right?

Right?

Are you sure your suitcase didn't fall over or something?

How would it do that? It was up against the wall.

Look, I really feel like someone has been in here.

I think we should call the police.

No!

Why not?

I mean, seriously.

It could have been some psycho stalking us around here

or something!

Especially since Finn and Tony saw that fucking weirdo

lurking around yesterday.

I've heard about all this crazy shit that goes on

in California, like serial killers and all.

I just don't think the police can do anything.

You know? We have no evidence anything is missing.

We do have drugs in the house. We have pot.

They might think we're nutty potheads.

And plus, didn't you say nothing was missing?

I mean, I guess nothing was missing.

It was just like all thrown around everywhere.

Yeah. The cops can't do anything if nothing is missing.

I wish the guys were here.

Maybe they stopped for a beer or something.

I think I'm gonna go call Finn,

see what's taking 'em so long.

Hey!

- Cooking fish. - We had such a great day.

Caught some rock fish.

Hello, darling.

Oh yeah. We stopped off at a burger joint

to get some french fries.

Did you see the size of those waves out there?

Oof!

Would you fancy a beer, man?

Hell yeah.

I swear to god, I thought I was gonna

fall off the boat.

This wave just went straight up.

Oh my god, it was so much fun right there.

It was brilliant.

Was it, yeah?

I'm glad you guys had fun.

We did at the mall till we got back here.

We think somebody was in the house

when we were at the mall.

What?

Well, we got back here, what? Two o'clock?

I went upstairs to get changed for the pool

and my suitcase is upside down on the floor

with all my clothes, all scattered all over the floor.

It looked like someone went through all me stuff.

Did you check our room, Gia?

Did anybody go through our stuff?

- I did check our room. - Everything was there.

Well, how did anyone get in?

No, that's the thing.

Like, we checked. We checked all the locks. All locked.

Everything was locked.

I mean, no one could have gotten in here

unless they had a key.

Tony. Let's take a look around, yeah.

Don't waste your time.

We already looked all over the house.

I mean, you've been gone for long enough.

So, 'course we checked.

Well Branna,

do you think that's suitcase may have

toppled over by itself?

Maybe you didn't sell it right on the bench.

I thought I did.

Maybe I didn't. I don't know.

Maybe it did topple over by itself.

Well look it, I'm starving.

We could eat anyway.

Well, we may as well.

You boys did a good job of catching it, didn't you?

Mm-hm.

Well, we were lucky, really.

It was a good captain.

I was telling Gia I'm not much of a cook.

Well, isn't that a coincidence?

'Cause Gia just happens to be the best cook in Queens.

Ooh.

Well, I can't wait, Gia.

I'm a hungry man.

- Yeah, right. - You guys really want me

to cook in this white dress?

- No way. - Oh, wait.

I'll find something for you. Hold on.

Yeah, it's not gonna work.

Not tonight.

Tomorrow?

Oh, she just doesn't wanna show off her culinary skills.

You should have seen the time... What was it?

It was Thanksgiving, right?

My mom came over. Sheesh!

She's a critic, trust me.

She was so nervous.

But she cooked the Turkey, the corn, the stuffing.

Even made fish that day too, right honey?

Hey, look at you.

Could find you something.

Here.

Oh wow!

He did find something.

- All righty. - Use this.

Yeah, sure.

- That'll work. - Got some cooking tonight.

Yay!

There you go.

Wee! Perfect.

There you go.

That actually works.

Yeah.

Ta-da!

Oh my god.

This fish has so much blood.

Ugh.

Well, the bloodier the better tasting.

Oh, really? Why is that?

Well, it means it's fresh.

It should be fresh, right?

It was just caught.

Right. It's just outta the water.

All righty, let's do this.

We forgot the ketchup!

Ketchup for what?

The french fries.

Chips don't need ketchup.

They need more vinegar.

- Sorry. - Don't choke.

For god's sake.

- I need you alive. - Vinegar.

Vinegar? Who the fuck puts vinegar on french fries?

We do.

It goes great with fish and chips.

Who calls french fries chips?

Oh, well we just have to make do

with actually what is here, so...

Well, I gotta tell you, this fish...

You outdid yourself, baby.

It's very tasty Gia, thanks.

Yes. Toast to the chef.

Yay.

Sláinte!

Sláinte!

Whoo.

Saúde.

My mom would be proud.

Mm.

I honestly have to say,

I really don't wanna stay here another night.

Me neither. It's getting really weird.

You guys saw that weirdo outside.

Yeah, but that was just the edibles.

Mm. Mm-mm.

It's too really weird that we saw the same guy

in different times.

You know? I thought that was weird too at first,

but now I'm thinking maybe it wasn't the same guy.

Right, Finn?

Well, it could be but...

How many guys are goin' 'round with robes and canes?

Either way, I haven't seen anything since, so.

Well, That makes two of us.

Right, come on.

Whiskey time.

Ah.

Finn.

Finn.

- What? - This is actually serious.

Branna. I don't know what you want us to do.

Look, we all got this house for free,

and we leave the day after tomorrow, anyway.

Look, I know Tony and I saw something,

but nothing happened.

It's probably just somebody played a joke.

Well, I mean, maybe if it's the owners.

I mean, none of us have heard from in since we got here.

I think we should leave tomorrow.

I'm gonna look for a hotel.

What do you think, Tony?

Yeah, that's a bad idea.

I think better off just staying where we are, comfortable,

we only got one more night.

Yeah, I think everybody's overreacting.

Why don't we just stay here tonight and just keep watch

and see what happens in the morning.

- Really? - That was good.

Sláinte.

Sláinte.

- Cheers. - Again?

Sláinte. Again.

Oh God. I'm beat.

I'm gonna go upstairs.

Hit the hay.

Hey.

Why don't you come?

Not tired.

I'm gonna finish my whiskey.

Bring it with you, baby.

Sounds like somebody wants to...

- Oh, no, no, no. - Really?

No. I just wanna talk.

Something really important.

Okay, guys.

Night.

- Night. - Good night.

Lock your door.

What do you want?

It's not that I wanna spend time with you in this room.

I talked to my guy.

Boat's gonna be here the day after tomorrow.

We got an early departure.

- Oh. - Better leave at six.

Be there at 7:30 AM.

Ah, all right. Thank God.

I can't wait to get out of this nuthouse.

Right. That's why I'm saying,

it's not a good idea to get a hotel

just for one fucking night.

The Feds will spot you a mile away.

Mm. Don't worry. I'm not worried about that.

I know what I'm doing okay, Nick.

Yeah, I told you to fucking pack light.

What the hell is all this shit.

Oh, that's nothing.

It was super cheap. It was all on sale.

Everything was on sale. I'm gonna start packing.

Cannot wait. The day after tomorrow, right?

Yes. And you're gonna pay me

before you get on the boat, okay?

Yep. I'll do it.

Oh.

All right.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Well, it looks like we're all alive.

Made it through the night.

Ah.

Huh.

Branna finally got over her suitcase episode.

I don't think anybody got into the house last night.

Just don't think she set that suitcase on that bench right.

It just toppled over.

It just looks like somebody did it.

What's wrong with ya, mate?

Looks like you haven't slept in days.

I didn't sleep at all.

I heard the craziest sound in the middle of the night, man.

It was like this screaming screeching sound.

Where? Here in the house?

No, it was outside. Right out there.

I think it was coming from the golf course.

This wailing.

I came out and listened to it for like half an hour.

Didn't see anything. It was just pitch black.

Do you think you were having a dream or sleepwalking?

No.

It's the craziest sound I've ever fucking heard, man.

You didn't have any of those edibles?

No.

And your wife didn't hear anything?

Not a god damn thing.

Too much whiskey maybe.

Not enough.

Do you think it was a man or a woman screaming?

I guess it was like a woman.

Well if I believed in ghosts,

I'd say you heard a banshee.

A what?

A banshee.

A banshee's a female spirit.

It's like old Irish wife tales.

Old folklore.

But legend has it when a banshee whales across the Moores

someone is gonna die.

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.

It is shite but that's what the old folks said

back in the day.

Yeah. Well, I don't believe in that.

So what does a banshee supposed to look like anyway?

Well, the story goes that she could be quite

beautiful looking, but you can also be quite hideous.

Well, like I said, I didn't see anything.

It was pitch black.

But I heard a sound that I don't particularly

want to hear again.

I wouldn't worry about it, mate.

It's probably just the coyotes across the golf course.

We heard that from the boys when we got to the bar

when we came here.

When coyotes call out to each other

it just sounds like screaming.

Yeah, you probably right.

It was some kind of wild fucking animal.

Coyote,

geese.

Forget I said anything.

Well, since Branna's calmed down,

I think we're gonna stay here tonight, our last night

and drive back to LA tomorrow and stay the night

and fly back to Dublin.

Yeah, us too.

We're gonna leave early in the morning.

Take a little road trip up the coast and then fly back.

Well, we'll see you guys later.

I'm gonna take Branna to the Safari park.

She wants to go in the hot air balloon.

Have fun.

You guys plan anything fun in your last day?

Fuck that man. I'm just gonna sleep.

Need some rest.

Can't wait to get the fuck out of here.

Last day.

Too many days. Too long.

Yeah, well...

Just make sure that you

stay under the radar, you know?

You're almost outta here.

I'm not worried about that.

Yeah, well just stay under the radar

till you get on the boat.

Get outta the country.

What do you think the Shamrock Twins suspect anything?

No. But you're lucky you didn't get caught yet.

Well, don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

I'm gonna just rest for my trip.

Why did you do it?

Do what?

Take all that money.

Because I could.

Hey.

Hey buddy.

We had a brilliant day at the safari.

The hot air balloon was epic.

I took so many pictures of the lions.

They were so nice, weren't they?

Tony, we went to this really cute winery in the safari park.

Of course, we stopped for a wine tasting.

Brought that bottle of wine back with us for us to try.

Where's Gia?

You know, she was in the back and then she took a nap,

and then she was in the kitchen.

I don't fucking know.

She's somewhere.

Gonna find her.

Did you guys stay here all day?

Yeah. I didn't sleep much.

So just wanted to relax.

Well, that's a shame.

You's could've had a last blow out, eh?

Yeah, but you know, I was too tired.

Right. Come here.

What about that whiskey?

Shame to put it the waist.

Might as well drink it.

I'll go grab it.

Let's do it.

There we go.

Eh, not too much.

Couldn't sleep at all, man.

Fucking noises outside are so loud.

Oh, come here.

I have an extra pair of earplugs.

I can give you that.

Might take you up on those earplugs.

All right, Gia wants to try the wine.

Mm.

Open sesame.

All right. But take it easy, honey.

You know, we gotta be up early tomorrow.

Well, I deserve some wine before going back

to our kids, right?

A wee wine.

Thank you.

All right.

Sláinte.

Sláinte.

Sláinte.

- Sláinte. - Saúde.

Saluti.

Well, I'm just glad that we all met.

Even though it was strange with the double booking and all,

but, well, we met new friends

and I'm happy it all worked out.

Maybe you guys can come to Donegal sometime.

We'll show you's around.

You'll love Ireland.

I'm gonna go upstairs.

Gotta sleep before a long drive.

All right, honey?

Mm-hm.

I think I'm gonna go into jacuzzi, actually.

You know, just rest a little bit for the road tomorrow.

Come on. Come upstairs with me first.

Ah. Sounds like somebody wants a little bit of...

Heh?

Put in a good word for me, huh buddy?

Come here.

Aye, safe travels buddy.

Thanks.

- Good meeting you. - Ah, you too.

Awe.

Bye.

Mm.

Bye, love.

- It was great to meet you. - I really hope

to see you again.

Oh.

Keep in touch, okay?

Yeah, I will.

- Bye Finn. - Bye, sweetie.

You guys have it safe, all right.

Thank you so much.

You guys were amazing.

How about you and me go upstairs?

Come on.

A little bit of romantic dancing.

Come on.

All right.

- Let's go. - I'll take the whiskey.

Not much left of it.

Hi dad.

Hey sweetie.

How you doing?

I'm doing good.

- Yeah. All right. - Just chilling.

Just wanted to call and let you know

that I'm gonna be home the day after tomorrow.

Cool.

How did everything turn out with your friend?

How's she doing?

Which friend?

The one, the girl who had that thing?

Were they... Somebody stole all the money.

Oh Katie. She's okay.

Why?

What about the...

The lady who took the money,

did they ever find her?

Not yet. I haven't heard anything.

They don't know where she is?

Hm-mm. No.

What about the money?

I'm not sure yet.

Huh.

Okay.

All right, well listen,

I'm gonna see you day after tomorrow, okay?

Okay.

- All right. - Bye dad.

- Love you, dad. - I love you, kiddo.

- Bye. - Bye.

Hello!

Hello?

Goodness.

Shit.

Come on.

Come on.

Hey.

Hey.

Can you hear me?

Oh, how are you?

I'm good. I'm good.

I'm alive.

Oh my God. It's been so crazy. You have no idea.

Yeah?

No.

Don't worry. I do have the money. I have all the money.

Yeah.

I'm fine. I'm just in a really weird house

with such a weird people.

Hello!

What the fuck are you?

A banshee?

I bet you a fucking geese!

Huh? Huh?

Goose!

I'm from New York.

You want some of me?

Mm. I have faith.

Those kids will be back to their parents.

Ya.

Those families will all reunited.

Did you talk with Father Francisco?

Yeah, tell him it's gonna be fine.

I have all the money.

I don't know, like maybe few more days.

Three, four. I can't tell.

It's been like, just so unpredictable.

I'm exhausted. Oh.

Yeah.

Hmm. I miss you too.

I love you.

Say hi to mom and dad, okay?

I know. I know.

We're going to do this.

All right. We're almost there.

I love you.

I'll call you as soon as I can, all right.

Don't worry.

I always come back alive.

Ya.

I can barely hear you, actually.

Such a bad connection.

Okay.

I can't hear you.

Hello?

Hey.

Mm.

Ah.

Why?

Oh.

Tea?

Lovely.

I have to give it a few more minutes to brew.

This is better than me mom's.

Hmm.

It's not bad for a box mix, is it?

Mm-hm.

Morning.

You're a bit late, are you not?

We stopped for breakfast.

It's a pitty.

Branna would've made you breakfast.

- Didn't not mate. - Would've fancied a scone.

They look good.

Would you like one?

- Aye. - Yeah.

You sure you don't want one.

- I had a big breakfast. - Couldn't fit anymore.

This is good. A little sweet though.

Mm. My Finn like some sweet.

Thanks.

Hmm.

Give.

Mm.

Finn, this box is getting heavy.

Looks like we've got another booking this weekend.

We were thinking of going to Baja this weekend.

Why is that?

It's the Baja Beach Fest and Rosarito.

We like to try to go every year.

The music festival is great crack.

Is that right?

Mm-hmm.