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[ Beeping ]

[ Man #1 ] Did you know that the desert spider...

does a mating dance for hours...

before she's ready to couple?

[ Man #2 ] How much longer...

are we gonna do this?

It's way past lunchtime.

I'm-- I'm starvin'.

We've been out here three hours.

Don't you ever get hungry?

You're like one of them lizards or somethin'. You don't feel nothin'.

I don't get how come we're standin' here...

when the feds are on our backs and we gotta move the stuff out.

At least can you tell me how much longer we're gonna stay here?

What?

[ Man #1 ] There it is-- the spider's mate.

I never understand what you're talkin' about.

After the mating dance, if the spider is lucky,

she attracts a mate.

In this case,

the Sunday flier who's just happened along.

And then,

maddened by the thought of that ultimate coupling,

the creature races headlong toward her unsuspecting mate--

still innocent--

oblivious to the frenzied needs of the driven spider.

And there, in a blinding moment of supreme ecstasy,

they couple.

[ Slams Handset ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTerrible!

Three people wiped out in a senseless attack on a private plane.

Random, unprovoked violence.

- Are we on the case? - I wish we could be, \h\hbut it's a private affair.

APEX has us on something else.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, there you are. Got here as fast as we could. What's this all about?

Come in. You'll find out. Not you. Thank you.

Chaney, this is agent Rawls and Bollinger of customs. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHello.

- Hello. - [ Rawls ] You know a woman \h\hnamed Agatha Mills?

Why?

[ Bollinger ] Our inspectors picked her up a little over two hours ago...

carrying a suitcase through customs that was full of cash.

Three million dollars-- undeclared.

[ Rawls ] She dropped your name. Said you used to be pals in Vietnam.

- We thought \h\hyou might help us. - I know Aggie,

but I haven't seen her in over 10 years.

We thought you might pick her brain a little.

Yeah, we're willing to bargain. She can work off her beef by giving us the pickup man.

We just thought you'd have a little more influence, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Keep my personal life outta this.

I'd use my mother's personal life if it would take us where this money's going.

We think it's going to Harold Longstreet.

Longstreet's been shipping weapons into Kinahwe to fuel...

a local revolution being run by a Colonel Amafi.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThis is Amafi \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith Longstreet. Excuse me.

Amafi's a particularly vicious example of a military dictator.

This is the remains of a village in Kinahwe after Amafi hit it.

- There's gonna be a bloodbath. - [ Bollinger ] We've been \h\hafter Longstreet for months,

but it's like chasing Houdini.

We think we've got him boxed-- suddenly he isn't there anymore.

We wanna know who's picking up the three million dollars.

We go with that guy, \hwe get Longstreet.

What do ya say, Chaney?

You got it.

[ Woman On P.A. ] Engineering, call 2010.

- Hello, Aggie. - Hello, Frank.

It's been a long time.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat's goin' on? I'm in trouble.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI know. [ Helicopter Whirring ]

That's why I mentioned your name. I just didn't know who else to turn to.

Hey. Tell me about it.

I've been stuck in the Mideast ever since 'Nam.

Shooting pictures, freelancing.

I've been earning enough to live,

but not enough to leave.

This was your ticket out?

I didn't even know what was in the bag. I swear it!

I was just supposed to deliver it to a contact here.

No questions, no answers. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, come on, Aggie! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDon't play with me.

You're not a kid. You must've known this wasn't on the up-and-up.

I guess \hI didn't wanna know.

Aggie, uh--

i-if you deliver the bag...

so the feds can find out who's on the other end, uh,

you might be able to make a deal with them.

I'm scared, Frank!

I'll be there too.

I'm not gonna let you down. I promise.

I remember when I used to be with you.

I always felt so safe,

so protected.

I'd forgotten what that feeling was--

till now.

[ Sighs ]

[ Chaney ] Let's check all systems, JAFO.

[ Wonderlove ] Roger. Uh, veri-mike's on.

100-to-one zoom, activated.

[ Beeps ]

[ Beeps ]

How long we been up here, JAFO?

Uh, almost 45 minutes.

You figure her contact got a little hinky?

I don't know.

Chaney to Rolling Thunder. Come in, guys.

Bubba to Blue Thunder. We're here.

[ Ski Groans ] Thirty-nine. Nothin' happenin' so far.

- What in the world \h\his that sound? - [ Ski ] Forty.

- [ Chaney ] \h\hIs Ski still at it? - Forty-one.

\h\h\h\h\hWhat do ya think, \h\h\h\h\hBubba? Forty-two.

You think he's gonna lose the 10 pounds by Friday?

- [ Bubba ] \h\hNot without surgery he's not. - [ Laughs ]

With 80 bucks ridin' on it, you never know.

Uh-oh. There she goes.

- [ Aggie ] Do you have the time \h\hof day for this longitude? - [ Beeps ]

[ Hums ]

[ Man ] I have Greenwich mean time, if that's sufficient.

- [ Beeping Continues ] - [ Aggie ] \h\hYou forgot your suitcase.

[ Man ] Thanks for bringin' it.

I've got a good enough shot of him to identigraph right now,

if his picture's in the F.B.I. computer.

[ Computer Beeps ]

[ Aggie ] You know what I'm talking about.

[ Chaney ] How ya doin'?

[ Wonderlove ] I'd love it if he'd stand there one minute longer.

[ Aggie ] Look, I brought the suitcase. Don't I deserve some--

[ Wonderlove ] I'm getting an I.D. now.

Benjamin Kelty. Five foot 10. 170 pounds.

Arrest record: assault with a deadly weapon,

armed robbery.

Federal warrants: kidnapping, conspiracy, fraud,

smuggling arms across interstate highways.

Uh-oh. Looks like we hit the jackpot here.

\h\h\h\hHe's a federal fugitive \h\h\h\hon an arms deal. Mmm.

- Armed and dangerous. - [ Chaney ] \h\hWanted for a gun beef.

Sounds like we might be getting closer to Longstreet.

\h\h\h\h[ Aggie ] Give it to me. [ Chaney ] Transaction's over.

[ Ski ] Thirty-five, 36, 37, 38--

[ Chaney ] Chaney to Rolling Thunder. Chaney to Rolling Thunder.

41, 42, 43--

We've got the girl, Frank. [ Chaney ] Good. We'll stay on the cash.

Let's go. Come on. Let's go, Ski!

[ Engine Starts ]

[ Dogs Barking In Distance ]

[ Rawls ] Z-66 to Blue Thunder. Come in, Chaney.

Go, Z-66. This is Blue Thunder.

We're on the suspect. I've got a positive I.D. He's hot.

[ Chaney On Police Radio ] Yeah, we know. Ben Kelty. Transportation chief.

Supplies trucks and drivers for moving contraband. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Engine Starts ]

Wanted for taking a hijacked arms shipment into Mexico.

Very good, Chaney. You can peel off now.

We'll take it from here. Wa-- Wait a minute!

We're in on this. Why should we take a hike now?

This is a very heavy-duty bust.

We do not wanna blow it now.

Thank you for your help.

We aim to serve.

Frank, you're not doing what I think you're doing, are you?

[ Chaney ] I don't like guys like that telling me what to do.

Put us back on whisper mode, JAFO.

[ Hushed Whirring ]

[ Wonderlove ] This must be the place.

The feds are here in force. I see four or five unmarked cars.

[ Rawls On Police Radio ] Z-66. Deploy to all sides of this factory.

We'll cover the west entrance. [ Man ] Roger that.

If this guy Longstreet's as slippery as they say,

this is all goin' down too easy.

[ Rawls On Police Radio ] Z-28, Z-30, take the north.

Don't like it.

I think the feds are gonna try some macho bust.

I tell ya. Sometimes these guys...

are long on firepower and short on brains.

Sounds like a girl I used to date. [ Laughs ]

[ Truck Engine Starts ]

Whoa! Them doggies is movin' outta the startin' gate.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Engine Revs ] [ Tires Screech ]

- [ Engine Revs, Tires Screech ] - [ Automating Weapon Firing ]

[ Tires Screech ]

[ Sirens Wailing ]

[ Chaney ] Hang on, JAFO. They're gonna need help. Even to make the busts.

[ Sirens Continue ]

[ Clutch Grinds ]

[ Tires Screech ]

[ Tires Screech ]

[ Tires Screech ]

[ Wonderlove On P.A. ] Federal officers.

Stop your truck and exit with your hands up.

Stop your truck or you won't have a truck left to stop.

Look! \h\h\h\hThat's it. \h\h\h\hWe got 'em.

Get out! \h\h\h\hBreak it up!

I thought I told you to butt out, Chaney.

[ Man Shouts, Indistinct ] If I had, you'd be up to your radiator with this truck.

- Oh, yeah? Well, we got 'em. \h\hThat's what counts. - Yeah?

Where's the moneyman? Kelty?

[ Man ] Keep moving. Come on. You! Over there! [ Siren Wailing ]

He's not here, Rawls.

Ken, we got two men down back at the warehouse.

They took a hit from a stun grenade.

The man they were on got away. [ Chaney ] Don't you get it?

You were suckered, and you took the bait.

You got a truckload of guns.

Kelty and the money are gone. [ Woman On Police Radio, \h\hIndistinct ]

So are our chances of tailing him to his connection.

No wonder you never came close to Longstreet.

That's your idea of a game plan? [ Exhales ]

That's the stupidest thing I ever heard of.

You've had your chance, and you blew it. You missed Kelty. You missed Longstreet.

While we were out chasin' our tails yesterday afternoon,

two truckloads of heavy arms were hijacked off a dock in San Pedro. You blew that too.

Look, Chaney. You fly, we investigate. Okay?

\h\h\h\hThat plan of yours sounds \h\h\h\hlike the Keystone Kops. [ Chuckles ]

Just like your bust yesterday, huh?

Somehow I feel like I'm wasting my time.

Look, Captain. I've got a snitch that owes me.

And I know he can get me to Kelty. Then we can duke Ski and Bubba into the operation.

You're on loan to us, flyboy. We call the shots!

Not exactly, Rawls.

Blue Thunder unit reports directly to APEX.

APEX has assigned us to handle this problem.

Thanks for your help, but you're out.

Frank, proceed with your plan.

[ Helicopter Whirring ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes, sir.

[ Ski ] That's it? That's where Kelty's staying?

- [ Chaney ] \h\hThat's what my snitch says. - Let's see if he's right.

Yeah. All right, boys. Wish me luck, huh? \h\h\h\h[ Beeping ]

[ Phone Rings ]

Yeah.

[ Wonderlove, \h\hImitating Casey Kasem ] Good afternoon,

and welcome to "Name That Star" contest, where you can win fabulous prizes.

Can you name one of these famous stars?

[ Imitating Alfred Hitchcock ] Good evening, a most unusual murder.

[ Imitating Boris Karloff ] Some people say I'm a monster.

[ Imitating Bela Lugosi ] I want to drink your blood.

[ Imitating Peter Lorre ] Rick, Rick. Help me, Rick.

Don't let them hurt me, Rick. [ Groaning ]

This isn't any contest.

- You're tryin' to get me \h\hto buy somethin'. - [ Click, Dial Tone ]

Yeah! Whoo!

Not bad, kid. You do a pretty good John Wayne.

[ Chaney, Bubba Laugh ]

This is Kelty's voice recorded in the park.

[ Kelty ] I have Greenwich mean time, if that's sufficient.

Here's the phone conversation.

This isn't any contest.

- [ Beeps ] - [ British Accent ] \h\hBy Jove, I think we've got it.

[ Dogs Barking In Distance ]

[ Chaney ] Let's just have a listen.

[ Knocking ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah? Good morning, contest winner.

We understand that you provide trucks and trailers...

for notorious gunrunners like...

Harold P. Longstreet.

What we'd like to know is...

how does a person get into such an exciting line of work like that?

Why don't you guys clear out before there's trouble?

That's why.

That... and a warrant for your arrest.

[ Groans ]

That wasn't very nice. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou have the right \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto remain silent.

Rawls called us Keystone Kops, huh?

[ Wonderlove Laughs ] [ Ski ] Do you wish to give up the right to speak...

to an attorney and have him present during questioning?

Uh-huh. \h\h\h\hLike we said,

we'd like a job with Longstreet.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMaybe you can \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhelp us get it. Yeah.

[ Car Horns Honking ]

[ Aggie ] It's beautiful up here. [ Chaney ] Yeah, it is.

I feel like I'm miles away from everything--

from problems and pain.

Well, your problems are almost over, Aggie.

I know.

You've all been so wonderful to me.

Looks like the charges against me will be dropped. \h\h\h\hYeah.

What will you do now?

Well, I've got an aunt in Montana.

Oh, yeah? That's wonderful.

A good place to breathe some fresh air and kinda think things through.

- I'd like that address. - You know, my only regret \h\hin all this is...

having to say good-bye to you again.

But at least I have the satisfaction of knowing I helped you.

That you wrapped up this whole mess.

Well--

Well, it is finished, isn't it?

No, it isn't. The arms bust we made was just a sham.

The guy we're after's still out there and he's up to something big.

But the ball game isn't over yet.

Well, if there's anything I remember about Frank Chaney,

it's that once he sets his sights on something,

he doesn't stop until he gets it.

I just wish it was still me.

What fascinates me is...

that it was not the great deductive minds of the federal government...

that saw through my decoy.

It was a helicopter pilot who holds the rank of ordinary policeman.

Frank Chaney is anything but ordinary.

I don't like him nipping at my ankles.

And just what do you plan to do about it?

My dear, we have a marvelous relationship,

largely based on your willingness not to pry.

Please,

let's not upset that fragile balance now.

In for a dime, \hin for a dollar.

Or, rather, a million dollars.

That's what you'll take away from this.

Agatha, my darling,

do you realize how rare it is to find a mate...

with which one can establish a perfect equilibrium?

I supply you with material goods,

and you supply me with the...

instincts of the desert spider.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

That's why it's so perfect.

Did you have to get a strawberry sundae? Seven.

Forty-eight.

Strawberry's my favorite.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hForty-nine. Nobody's gonna drop 10 pounds doin' sit-ups.

Fifty-- [ Groans ] Fifty-one.

Even if I lose this bet,

it's worth 80 bucks just seein' you work so hard. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFifty-three.

Fifty-four.

[ Car Horn Honks ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Groans ]

You guys workin' here or what? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHelp you, sir?

- Fill her up? - Are these the guys?

They tell me you guys are good with engines.

You can drive and you're lookin' to make some real money.

The answer to all \hthe above, sir, is yes.

Okay. Pack enough gear for a week. Somebody'll pick you up inside an hour.

[ Rings ]

Hello? Astro Command Center.

Yeah, hold on. Frank, phone.

Chaney here. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFrank, it's Aggie.

I'm scared, Frank. They found me.

Aggie, who found you?

I don't know for sure. It was a phone message.

He said I could make myself some more money if I would take a package...

to the end of highway 48 in the Lucerne Valley.

A truck convoy would pick it up.

- Where are you? - At the bus station.

I'm leaving town, Frank. \hI'm too scared.

I just wanted you to have the information in case it helped.

Aggie, please, don't leave. We can protect you. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI've gotta go.

Frank, don't worry about me. I'll be okay.

In fact, I'll be just fine.

[ Dialing ] [ Computers Beeping ]

Ski, I just got information about a truck pickup in the Lucerne Valley.

You know anything yet? Yeah. We're in and we're gonna be picked up in about an hour.

Sounds like this is it-- the arms shipment.

Can you plant a directional finder on a truck?

Negative. It's not functioning and we just don't have time to fix it now.

That's okay. I got the location. We'll have a roadblock ready and waiting.

Uh, this isn't the minors, Frank.

These guys won't take time to ask questions if something goes wrong.

It won't. We'll be on you like an eagle on a june bug.

Well, this is the end of Highway 48.

We should've spotted that convoy by now.

[ Wonderlove ] I sure don't like the idea of Bubba and Ski...

\h\h\h\h\hbeing caught in the middle \h\h\h\h\hof that rattlesnake nest. [ Chaney ] I know. Look.

4Y-2.

Blue Thunder to 4Y-2. Blue Thunder to 4Y-2. Come in, sheriff.

- 4Y-2. You see any sign \h\hof 'em yet, Thunder? - Negative. Not a sign.

We're, uh, ready and waitin'. Just let us know when you spot 'em.

Roger.

[ Wonderlove ] Does that look good to you, Frank?

That doesn't look good to me. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Chaney ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHoly--

[ Wonderlove ] What kind of planes are those?

[ Chaney ] Kamikazes, it looks like.

What in the hell do those guys think they're doing?

Frank, check this out. Engine heat registers,

but there's no pilot.

It's radio-controlled. \hIt's a drone.

[ Wonderlove ] If it hits us, we're dead. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNo kiddin', Dick Tracy.

Now, say your prayers, Mr. Chopper Pilot.

[ Beeping ]

[ Explosion ]

Let's see if we can spot the guy who controlled the drone. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Beeping ]

Frank, we're too low on fuel. We'll barely make it to Kinfield for more as it is,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand it's \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe closest airport. [ Scoffs ]

Blue Thunder to 4Y-2. We've been a little busy, Sheriff. Any sign of that convoy?

[ Sheriff On Headset ] Negative, Blue Thunder. They never showed up.

I'm not surprised. I think we've been had again. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Beeping Continues ]

This time at the fine hand of a fair lady.

Right over there! Pull 'em in there!

Line 'em up!

That's it. Let's go! Let's go!

Right next to that one.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's go. Get 'em opened up!

[ Exhales ] Oh, man, I don't like this.

Where was the roadblock Frank told us about?

[ Ski ] Forget about the roadblock. Where was Frank?

All right, there's a tack room around back. You can stow your gear.

Right, uh-- Say, uh, whose spread is this anyway?

Hey, pal. You're paid to drive trucks, not ask questions.

[ Men Chattering ]

Ski,

what we gotta do is find a way to fix that transponder...

and hope somebody picks up the signal. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey, look at that.

[ Bubba ] Is that who I think it is?

That's exactly who you think it is. And you know what?

We've all been had.

[ Phone Rings ]

[ Exhales ]

[ Whispering ] Frank.

It doesn't help to stay here and lose a night's sleep.

I couldn't sleep now, sir. Not--

Not with, uh, Bubba and Ski out there not knowing what's happened to them.

I know. But--

Now look, the watch commander-- He'll call if we get any communication.

I know, sir. It'll be all right.

I'd be doin' the same thing.

Good night. \h\h\h\h\hGood night, sir.

Uh, hold it, please.

[ Clanks ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShh!

[ Dogs Barking ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShh, yourself.

[ Barking Continues ]

Bingo-- tool supply.

I just hope they got a soldering iron.

Let's check it out.

[ Rats Squeaking ]

All right. \h\h\h\hCan you fix it now?

Yeah. I hope so.

If I can't, we're never gonna get outta here.

Looks like we found the mother lode.

Why don't you go check out the other trucks.

\h\h\h\hI'll plant this thing \h\h\h\hand let's get outta here. All right.

[ Clicks, Beeps ]

[ Cocks Gun ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEasy.

You're looking for weapons?

Well, you found one...

on the wrong end.

And where's your partner? The short guy?

[ Gunshot ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShort guy?

[ Gunshots ]

Truck's full of ammo. They put a bullet in there, they'll find pieces of us on the moon!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLet's go! [ Gunshots Continue ]

Stop shootin', damn it! You're gonna blow us up!

If I were you, sport, I'd stay right there.

How could we argue with someone who has good taste in his shoes?

Over there! Behind the trucks!

We could be in trouble. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThis way.

Freeze! Or you're both dead men.

Mr. Saver,

let's show these gentlemen our hospitality.

- Put them in the sauna. - That's very nice \h\hof you, sir.

Oh, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

By tomorrow at noon, it'll be 130 degrees in there.

Move out, turkey!

Frank? Frank.

Hmm? Yeah. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOne of our patrols \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hradioed in.

They got a signal on the frequency you're looking for, then lost it.

They get a fix? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah, here are \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe rough coordinates.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey! JAFO! What?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLet's go! Let's go! Is it Bubba and Ski?

Would you get your helmet first? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah, helmet. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGive me that. Thank you.

Is it them? \hIs it Bubba and Ski?

I hope so, JAFO. \hI hope so.

[ Wonderlove ] Okay, Frank. We're at the coordinates...

the patrol chopper gave us when he heard the signal.

We're gettin' nothin'.

All right.

We'll fly a course due east, then fly crisscrosses.

Maybe we'll come within range.

I must say, you look enormously pleased with yourself.

There is a great satisfaction in outwitting a clever opponent.

Your Mr. Chaney is intuitively bright. I've enjoyed sparring with him.

But the time has come when we must stop playing and get to work.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Sighs ] These trucks are due in Galveston in three days...

and in Kinahwe in a week.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd then \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmy million dollars? [ Laughs ]

Yes, my dear. And then your million dollars.

[ Bird Shrieks ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou're gonna owe me \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h80 bucks, you know. You're crazy.

The way I'm sweating, I probably lost 20 pounds.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThat wasn't the bet. What wasn't?

Last week you weighed yourself in at 8:00 at night.

You bet that by 8:00 tonight you'd be 10 pounds less. \h\h\h\hSo?

So how you figure we're gonna get back to the scales by 8:00 tonight? You lose.

If I can get these ropes loose, I just might make it back by 8:00.

[ Chaney ] No sign of civilization anywhere.

Uh-oh. We just hit radar.

[ Chaney ] Somebody doesn't want surprise visitors.

[ Wonderlove ] I've got a fix on it. We can follow it right to the origin.

Of course, they can follow us too.

[ Chaney ] Well, in that case, we'll just go in low, under the radar.

I won't be long, sweetie. Mr. Longstreet, we picked up an aircraft on our radar.

How far away? \h\h\h\hI don't know, sir.

It dropped below our coverage. My guess is they picked up our signal.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBlast. It's Frank Chaney.

I guess you haven't outwitted him yet, my dear.

He's still nipping at your heels. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI like that.

An intriguing adversary makes me become very creative.

Heads or tails?

[ Bubba ] You call it.

Heads.

Tails.

You. Your moment of glory has arrived.

[ Wonderlove ] Frank, from the way you're flying,

I definitely get the feeling you're not gonna wait for the sheriff's backup.

[ Chaney ] JAFO, we have no idea what might be going on with Bubba and Ski.

I'm not about to wait for ground units.

- You gotta figure they're gonna \h\hbe armed and waiting for us. - Yep. You sure do.

In fact, there's the welcoming committee now.

[ Wonderlove ] Oh, it looks like another one of their drones.

Didn't they learn their lesson the last time?

- [ Chaney ] \h\hHit it with the zoom lens. - [ Typing ]

[ Beeps ]

Oh, my God! It's Bubba!

The plane's loaded with dynamite, Frank.

And it's gonna go right for us, just like the last one.

Only this time, we can't shoot it down.

[ Electronic Twittering ]

Here it comes!

Frank!

- Enable the sighting system. - What for? You can't shoot \h\hthe plane down.

No kiddin', Dick Tracy. But we can try to shoot off Bubba's handcuffs...

- with the auxiliary firepower. - You wanna run that \h\hby Bubba first?

I don't want to, but I will. Get him on the veri-mike.

- [ Beeps ] - [ Chaney On P.A. ] \h\hBubba, can you read me?

Yo, Frank! Get me outta here, man!

I will, but I'll need your help.

What can I do? There aren't any controls on this thing!

I know. Just do as I tell you.

- Anything you say. \h\hJust get me outta here! - Okay, hold up your cuffs.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd I'll \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hshoot them off. You crazy?

No way!

Bubba, it's your only chance. Now hold up your cuffs.

We have to get you out of that plane.

Trust me.

Whoo! You did it! You cut the handcuffs! You are a genius.

Was there ever any doubt?

[ Chaney On P.A. ] Okay, now we can get you out of there.

[ Helicopter Whirring ]

[ Man ] Get the rocket launcher! Bring down that chopper!

[ Whirring Continues ]

Uh-oh. We got company.

It's a heat-seeker. We got no place to hide.

[ Chaney ] Send out a signal flare. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWho are we signaling?

God. Just do it!

Looks like we've been jilted.

I hope it's a dynamic relationship.

[ Whirring Continues ]

Damn!

One more time. [ Shouts ]

[ Chaney On P.A. ] We're back, Bubba.

[ Electronic Twittering ]

Bubba, take out the radio controls.

There should be a bunch of wires under the instrument panel.

- I think I got it. - Good. Now comes \h\hthe tough part.

You're getting tiresome, Mr. Chaney.

[ Chaney On P.A. ] We don't have much time, Bubba,

before the plane goes into a dive.

Bubba, listen to me.

I'm gonna stay just above you.

I want you to climb out-- grab hold of the skid of the chopper.

- Say what? - Just grab hold of the skid.

We'll lift you out and set you down.

Hey, man. I ain't no bird! I can't do that!

You have no choice.

Now, please, grab hold of it.

We're running out of time.

Come on!

[ Chaney ] Come on, Bubba. You can do it.

Grab hold. Come on.

Come on, Bubba.

One more try.

Steady now.

There you go.

Oh-- \hOhhhh!

- [ Explosion ] - [ Sirens Wailing ]

- [ Gunshots ] - [ Tires Screeching ]

[ Gunshots Continue ]

[ Tires Squealing ]

There goes Longstreet. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah.

[ Bubba ] Let me at that guy!

That's how we do it in the NFL, sport.

JAFO,

look who's here.

Somebody oughta stop her. That's reckless driving.

[ Chaney On P.A. ] Hold it right there!

I'm sorry, Aggie.

I liked it better when we were friends.

Man! [ Sniffs ] I've been dreamin' of this!

[ Wonderlove, \h\hWith Southern Accent ] Well, come on, big guy. Dig in!

You deserve it. 'Cause you won your bet the hard way. Whoo!

\h\h\h\hYeah, by two lousy ounces. [ Helicopter Whirring ]

Well, come on, Ski man. Wallow in all that them there tomato sauces and cheeses. Mmm, mmm!

And while you're at it, think about all the things you can buy with, uh,

Bubba's 80 bucks.

Hey! A party during working hours. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMmm. Oh--

Sorry, sir, but we've been off duty now for... 10 minutes.

Well, I guess that means you folks forgot to reset your watches last night.

We lost daylight savings today. [ Chuckles ]

How's the old diet goin', Ski?

Well, you folks can make this time up next week, huh?

Thanks a lot.

Mm-hmm.

- Back on the scales. - What?

- The scales! - What are you talkin' about? \h\hThe bet's over. Come on.

Not until 8:00 tonight, it's not. Back on the scales.

[ Wonderlove Laughs ] [ J.J. ] Uh-oh.

\h\h\h\h[ Ski Clears Throat ] I gotta see this.

Don't worry. You can do it.

You can do it.

You can do it.

Excuse me. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Laughs ]

Well, well, well.

Two ounces over, huh?

Oh, get serious, man. I just got done eatin' all that pizza.

I know.

And I hope it was worth the 80 bucks.