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[ Woman On Radio ] 8Y-80.

Air 30, we have an update on the hostage situation on Pacific Coast Highway.

Roger. We copy and E.T.A. Coast Highway in, uh, six minutes.

[ Woman ] M-50's on the scene and reports the suspect...

may be trying to escape through a window on the north side of the house.

Be advised. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRoger. 8Y-80.

[ Pilot ] Air 30, Mayday! Mayday!

We're being fired on!

[ Machine Guns firing ]

[ Engine Sputtering ]

[ Pilot ] We're going down!

Hey, man, they got a speed limit out here too, you know.

You should have thought of that when you made us late.

I made us late? You were washin' the windshield.

I got finished with the windshield,

and you were still polishing that thingamajig.

That "thingamajig" is a computerized data-bank system.

Look, you know the brass that they're gonna have out there this morning?

There's senators and admirals and generals, and I don't know what all.

And I'm gonna get us there on time.

And if you don't like it, you can stick it in your computerized data-bank system.

Mean.

The man is just plain mean.

[ Man ] Senator, I think you're going to be astonished at what you see here this morning.

Well, it's something I've looked forward to for a long time, Captain Braddock.

I hope I can go back to my subcommittee and recommend the additional funding you need.

Well, I hope so too, sir.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please.

I'm Major McLove from APEX,

the federal agency which has chartered this special group.

A lot of you are familiar with Blue Thunder unit.

For those of you who are not, let me introduce the personnel.

Captain Ed Braddock, who commands the unit.

Thank you.

And the ground support to our helicopter, Rolling Thunder,

manned by Officers Butowski and Kelsey.

[ Helicopter Approaching ]

And here she comes, the most awesome helicopter ever built,

Blue Thunder.

[ Helicopter Whirring ]

Captain Braddock, what do you have in store for us?

That is an example of Blue Thunder's firepower.

Twenty millimeter electric cannon,

capable of firing 6,000 rounds of ammo per minute.

Of course, raw power is one thing,

accuracy is another.

The red figures are the killers.

Blue Thunder will pick them off and leave the white hostages unharmed.

How about that?

In addition to firepower and accuracy,

Blue Thunder has the most up-to-date surveillance system there is,

short of science fiction.

Infra-thermograph, pilot night vision sensor system,

laser spot tracker,

airborne video, record and playback unit, high-intensity microphones,

air-to-ground speakers, direct view optics...

and rotor noise repression--

whisper mode.

Senator Martin, do you have a business card with you, sir?

Uh, why, yes. I believe so.

Would you take it out and hold it up in front of you, please?

[ Beeping ]

[ Pilot On P.A. ] "Dudley Martin, U.S. senator,

"Senate Office Building 495,

phone: 555-4321, Washington, D.C."

Thank you very much, Senator.

And now I'd like to introduce Officers Butowski and Kelsey.

You may recognize these two gentlemen,

for they knocked some heads around in the NFL before they joined our force.

Would you please whisper to Senator Martin...

the score of the last game you played in, in the NFL?

Bears over the Colts, 35 to 17.

No way. The Bears didn't beat the Colts that year.

[ On P.A. ] Seems to be a little argument over this one.

But I happened to have a small bet on that game,

and I remember it-- Bears 35, Colts 17.

[ Audience Laughs ]

All right, Chaney, bring her in.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, before we get a chance...

to meet our pilot and observer, I'd like to--

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, that was not part of the planned demonstration.

As I was saying,

I think you know that the Astro Division of our city is in a state of emergency.

In the past several months there's been a series of attacks on Astro helicopters,

and yesterday two of our officers were killed in an air attack.

APEX, our charter organization,

has assigned the Blue Thunder unit to this emergency...

because, frankly, we don't have any time to waste.

Thank you.

Uh, Frank. Senator Martin, I'd like to-- to meet our pilot, Frank Chaney.

Chaney. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSenator.

Still think the Dodgers are goin' back to Brooklyn?

As far as I'm concerned, sir, they never left. Excuse me, sir.

Uh, Clinton Wonderlove, our observer.

\h\h\h\hHi, Senator, what's shakin'? How are you, Wonderlove? Good to see you.

Excuse me for just a moment, Senator. \h\h\h\hCertainly. Certainly.

Say, aren't you one of those what they call a, uh, computer whiz?

Well-- Well, you got a computer, don't you?

Well, no, not-- not really.

No? You got access to all that sophisticated military hardware.

Don't tell me you haven't worked with a Cray supercomputer with an array processor.

You've worked with that.

Senator, we got a serious problem here.

Five-year-olds are programming with Logo.

"Logo." You don't wanna be outta step with the times.

But I like you. I like you. I think you're a cool guy, okay? I wanna help you out.

What are you doin' this weekend?

Chaney. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes, sir?

What the hell was that little stunt you just pulled?

I was demonstrating Blue Thunder's flying abilities.

Look, remember, you weren't my choice for this job in the first place.

You watch yourself, or I'll bust you to a squad car.

You did that, sir, six months ago.

Yeah, and I'll damn well do it again, Frank. You remember that.

\h\h\h\hI promised you I wouldn't \h\h\h\hgive you any more trouble. I know you.

- And I meant it. \h\hNo more trouble. - Good.

Unless, of course, we don't see eye to eye on things.

Our love and our prayers...

are with the families of these slain police officers,

Thomas Hurado and Carlton Bernt.

At the specific request of Mrs. Bernt,

I will read her husband's favorite verse from the Bible,

I Corinthians, chapter 13.

"Though I speak with the tongues \hof men and of angels, \hand have not love,

"I am become as sounding brass, \hor a tinkling cymbal.

"And though I have \hthe gift of prophecy,

"and understand all mysteries \hand all knowledge;

"and though I have all faith, \hso that I could \hremove mountains,

[ Plane Approaching ] "and have not love,

"I am nothing.

"And though I bestow all \hmy goods to feed the poor,

and though I give my body--"

- What the hell's that \h\hguy think he's doin'? - It's a Mohawk.

[ Woman Screams ]

[ Man ] Everybody take cover! Get down!

It's comin' back again!

[ Gunfire ]

Wonderlove, get all those people back. Get 'em down.

Chaney, don't go near that thing.

Do you hear me? Frank, for God's sake, you're gonna get yourself killed.

[ Wonderlove ] Please, just move back.

It's a fake, Captain.

It's a rubber toy...

with a streamer on it.

"Chaney, I'm back, \hand I'm going to get you.

P.V.C."

[ Braddock ] How far did they track him?

Right. Okay, stay on it.

L.A.X. radar tracked him headin' west, but they lost him out over the ocean.

He probably ducked down under radar.

J.J. contacted San Diego Approach to see if they spotted anything.

Good. Might of doubled back and come inland again, about-- about there.

No, he's hightailed it back to Mexico, his old stomping grounds.

You should know.

Captain, I've got San Diego.

Frank, I never really heard what happened between you and P.V.C.

Why were you grounded?

Oh. Oh, well, about-- [ Sighs ]

about a year ago, narcs brought him to us as an informer.

And he helped us bust a lot of guys. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah?

In the meantime, he learned everything there was to know about police operations.

I heard he's either crazy or a genius. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA little bit of both.

He started flying loads of dope across the border, right under our noses.

- That's when your partner \h\hgot killed? - Yeah.

Uh, P.V.C. had laid an ambush for us, and Charlie was cut to ribbons.

So I, uh--

I followed him across the border and blew his plane away with a 12-gauge.

I thought he was dead until today.

Didn't exactly follow police procedures.

Chaney, pick up. It's P.V.C.

Hey, Captain, how's tricks?

Are you enjoyin' my callin' cards?

[ Chaney ] Where are you? Guaymas?

Chaney, is that you?

Well, son of a gun, the whole crowd's there. How's it goin', fella?

We're gonna nail you for this, P.V.C.

Hey, hey, hey, Captain, back off.

I haven't spoken to you guys in some time. I gotta get caught up.

You're not running the show here.

Oh?

I think I am.

I've taken out three of your choppers, killed two of your guys.

Am I gettin' your attention?

We're listening. I got Chaney out of a squad car and into a chopper.

Now I want him.

A mano a mano in the sky, you understand?

I want the consummate pleasure of blowin' him to hamburger.

You just name the time and place, pal. I'll be there.

- Shut up, Chaney. \h\hThat's crazy. - That's right, Captain.

See, Chaney and I both know that one of the small pleasures in life...

is being absolutely wacko.

This way you don't have to follow any rules, only the ones you make yourself.

Now you listen, P.V.C.--

No, you listen.

Chaney takes me on,

or I keep blowin' your guys away.

And furthermore, I'm gonna continue to run dope right under your nose.

But to keep it a little sporting, I'm gonna tell you where and when.

Like tomorrow, 1600 hours.

Agua Dulce. [ Dial Tone ]

Captain. Let's go for it, Captain.

Let me take him on. Blue Thunder can wipe him out. Oh, terrific.

Captain, that Mohawk will annihilate any normal chopper.

He's not gonna be prepared for Blue Thunder!

Come on, Frank. Get off it. Listen to you.

"I'll take him on. \hI'll wipe him out of the sky."

What do you think you are, Luke Skywalker?

- Are you just gonna let him \h\hcontinue to kill our people? - No, I'm not.

You know as well as I do that when P.V.C. told us...

where and when he would be, that's where he was.

And I'm gonna be there with a small army.

Oh, come on! It's a waste of time, Captain!

The man is like a snake. He'll spread you thin and slip through the cracks.

It's an exercise in futility, Captain.

He's gonna make a fool out of you.

No, he's not.

That's standard procedure, and that's the way we're gonna pick him up, Frank.

You got that?

[ Chaney ] He's never gonna fall for this trap.

I don't care what size army Braddock has out there.

JAFO, punch me up the area maps and all coordinates...

within a hundred-mile radius of Agua Dulce.

Frank, there you go again. "JAFO."

"Just Another \hFrustrated Observer."

Look, I know I look like a kid, but I'm 24 years old, for cryin' out loud.

And I'm not a rookie.

I'm a little weird, but I'm not a rookie.

Okay, I'm sorry. No more JAFO, but punch me up the area maps.

We go outside our radius, I wanna be able to alert Bubba and Ski to follow us.

[ Computer Beeping ]

[ Wonderlove ] Uh, we're comin' up on it, Frank.

We're approaching Agua Dulce, uh, 34-30 north, 118-119 west.

We should be there in less than two minutes.

[ Tires Squealing ]

Hey, this isn't a sports car.

Who's the driver, you or me?

Look, friend, we're gonna be workin' together now,

so try and keep your temper, okay? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat temper?

You got a mean streak a mile wide.

That's a bad rap that was laid on me in football.

- You used to bite people. - That's a rotten lie!

Look, I'm one of the nicest guys you'll ever want to meet!

You just gotta get to know me, that's all!

El Mirage, Red Rock, Mystery Mesa.

We're over Red Rock now. There's a support chopper down there.

[ Wonderlove ] Well, they can cover El Mirage and Mystery Mesa from where they are.

Name me some airstrips we're not covering.

Quartz Field, Hickey Strip,

Las Palabras, Fox Field.

Ah. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat?

Fox Field. That sounds like P.V.C.

He thinks like a fox.

Blue Thunder to Rolling Thunder.

Ski, Bubba, you guys in Junior yet?

\h\h\h\hJust climbin' aboard. I'm betting he'll come in at Fox Field.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Engine Starts ] You can head straight east, right across the desert.

\h\h\h\h\h[ Chaney ] \h\h\h\h\hWe won't beat you by much. [ Bubba ] We're on our way.

Fox Field is just outside the radius we would cover in a narcotics stakeout.

P.V.C. knows that.

Well, well, well.

So you think you're a fox, do you?

Baby, the hounds are comin'. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ [ Imitates Bugle ]

[ Barking ]

[ Wonderlove ] We're closin' in on Fox Field.

[ Beeping ]

You see anything yet?

There.

On that road leaving the airstrip.

[ Beeping ]

[ Wonderlove ] Well, looks like they're just waitin' for a load of dope to haul away.

[ Chaney ] Put us on whisper mode.

[ Chaney On P.A. ] Federal officers. Put your hands up.

[ Gunshots ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLooks like they see us.

Now, is that friendly?

[ Wonderlove ] You wanna bust 'em right now?

[ Chaney ] Let's wait till Bubba and Ski get here, so they can mop up.

[ Wonderlove On P.A. ] Federal officers. Come out of your vehicles with your hands up.

- Move and you're a dead man. - Spread 'em, turkey!

You, hands on the roof!

[ Chaney On P.A. ] Nice work, fellas. You take care of the dirty laundry, okay?

We missed P.V.C. Damn it!

He's halfway back to Mexico by now.

[ P.V.C. On Headset ] Not yet, Chaney. I'm still around.

P.V.C., where are you?

[ P.V.C. ] Oh, come on. Haven't I helped you guys enough today?

I got him on radar. Southeast 240 by 65.

All right, let's go.

Listen, while I'm waiting for you guys to get here,

why don't I entertain you with a few cuts from my latest album, huh?

♪ I'm just a poor \h\hwayfaring stranger ♪

♪ Traveling through \h\hthis world of sin ♪

♪ And there's no sickness \h\htoil or danger ♪

♪ To that fine world \h\h\hto which I go ♪

You like that, boys?

We're closing. You should have him visually.

Hello. There he is.

Well, what's that bird, Chaney?

You look like you're flyin' my grandmother's old wringer washer.

[ P.V.C. ] Let's see how it handles the laundry.

Some washer, eh?

[ Chaney ] We've got armor plating. How do you like that?

You're full of surprises today, Chaney.

Oh, there's plenty more where that came from, pal.

Close enough to blow in your ear.

[ P.V.C. ] Ah, I loved it, pal. [ Chuckles ]

But I really have to get home now.

You're just gonna have to blow it someplace else.

We gotta catch him. We're going on turbo.

[ Wonderlove ] He's hightailin' it for Mexico.

We can't catch him, even on turbo thrust.

Blue Thunder to all units. He's heading toward the border.

Well, well, well, it's not a wasted trip after all.

[ P.V.C. ] ♪ Ah, what do you do \h\hwith a drunken sailor ♪

♪ What do you do with \h\ha drunken sailor ♪

♪ What do you do \h\hwith a drunken sailor \h\hearly in the mornin' ♪

♪ Yo, ho, ho \h\hand on up she rises \h\hYo, ho, ho ♪

♪ And on up she rises \h\hYo, ho, ho, ho \h\hand on up she rises ♪

♪ Early in the mornin' ♪

[ Chuckles ]

[ Bubba ] Hey! \h\h\h\h[ Ski ] \h\h\h\hIt corners like a snake.

Oh, man, do we have to be doin' this?

I had some work done on Junior. \hI have to see how she handles.

We're supposed to be meetin' Captain Braddock for a workout.

Why do you think I'm hurryin'?

Yahoo!

Was that your idea of fun?

- How else could I test \h\hthe new suspension? - Without me.

[ Knuckles Cracking ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCut it out. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI hate that sound.

Oh--

And you said I had a bad temper. [ Chuckles ]

[ Man Grunting ] [ Punches Landing ]

Really givin' it the old all today, aren't you, Captain?

[ Grunting Continues ]

[ Grunting Continues ]

That's a good way to work out your frustrations, normally.

This is a pattern of yours.

Whenever you've had it up to your ears because it hasn't worked by the book,

you come down here and slam away at something.

You watch yourself, Chaney. You're gettin' real close to the edge.

Well, I've had it for today.

Me too. We'll see you gents later.

With all due respect, sir,

you can pump iron till you're blue in the face.

It's not gonna get us one inch closer to P.V.C.

How long are we gonna sit around on our butts, losing men and equipment,

while you completely ignore the fact that all P.V.C. wants is me?

Look, Mr. Maverick,

you're never gonna get my permission to go out there...

and play Saint George \hand the dragon.

That's fourth grade mentality. I won't have it.

Okay. Okay.

You know, I just came from Narcotics, and guess what, Captain?

P.V.C. did us real good yesterday.

While we were all out at Agua Dulce playing hide-and-seek...

by the book,

one of his Colombian contacts off-loaded 300 kilos of cocaine from a freighter in L.A. Harbor.

Frank, as long as I'm in command, it will be by the book.

The book only works when the maniac you're chasing hasn't read it.

P.V.C., the man with the mysterious name.

The half-mad genius who slips through your fingers like oil.

You may believe that, Frank. I think it's a lot of bull.

He's human. He's a criminal. He'll make a mistake, and we'll get him.

Never by the rules. He'll continue to manipulate us.

He'll continue to make fools of us,

and we will continue to lose men and equipment.

[ Klaxon Blaring ] [ Man On P.A. ] This is the watch commander!

We have a probable bomb near the heliport.

Pilots, get your aircraft off the pad! All other personnel, evacuate the building!

Evacuate immediately! I repeat, we have a probable bomb near the heliport!

All personnel, evacuate immediately!

Pilots, evacuate your aircraft!

[ Siren Wailing ]

[ Woman On Radio ] Air 10, Air 40, Air 30,

all aboard for takeoff to the south.

Wind 140 at three knots.

Air 20, Air 50, Air 60, follow them out.

[ Man On Radio ] Roger that. Roger, tower. Taking off.

[ Woman On Radio ] Blue Thunder, you're cleared.

[ Wonderlove ] Uh, Blue Thunder, 02 departing.

[ Wonderlove ] Here they come with the bomb.

[ Wonderlove ] How much do they pay those bomb squad guys?

[ Chaney ] Whatever it is, it's not enough.

Let's take a closer look. Hit it with the 100-to-one zoom.

[ Beeping ]

[ Wonderlove ] There's writing on it.

"Happy Birthday Frank Chaney."

Guess who. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hP.V.C.

Just his style-- mayhem with a chuckle.

Why don't we see if we can help the bomb squad with our sonar scan?

[ Chaney On P.A. ] Gentlemen, do we have your permission to scan the package?

- [ Chaney ] \h\hOkay, scan away. - [ Beeping ]

[ Wonderlove ] All I see is a timer.

No wires. No explosives. Nothing to indicate a bomb.

We've sonar-scanned the package, and it looks clean.

[ Beeping ]

They're cutting through the paper.

[ Beeping ]

Whoo! All right! Chalk one up for the scanner! [ Chuckles ]

[ Rapid Beeping ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMorse code.

[ Beeping Continues ]

"I left my phone number...

"in your locker.

When you find your guts... give me a call."

He walks right past 10 floors of security and puts that in the ready room.

What the hell is wrong with us? See what he's doing?

- He's trying to get you \h\hinto a dogfight. - I'm talking about right now.

It's just another decoy, like the drug bust.

[ Chaney ] Captain, he cleared the building,

and he scrambled the entire Astro Division.

- What else could it be? - [ Braddock ] Is this another \h\hone of your wild hunches?

Just trust me. It's a decoy. He's gonna pull something.

- [ Braddock ] \h\hLike what? - [ Chaney ] I don't know.

But he's got all the choppers up. We're vulnerable.

[ Braddock ] Okay, I'll tell the dispatcher to call the choppers back.

[ Chaney ] Good. That should help.

We'll stay aloft and see if we can spot anything.

[ Braddock ] Roger, Chaney.

[ Man ] Mayday! Mayday! This is Air 40. Something just hit us.

[ Man #2 ] 8Y-80, we're on fire. Tail rotor's gone. We're burning.

[ Man #1 ] A missile. I think it was some kind of missile. Hit us on the starboard side.

It's him. \hIt's P.V.C.

[ Man #2 ] Mayday! Mayday! [ Man #1 ] We're out of control.

We're going down. [ Man #2 ] Mayday! Do you hear us?

This is Air 50! Mayday! We're going--

Okay, that's it.

From now on, we're doin' it my way.

Hey, man, do you mind? Your mess is getting on my desk.

You worried about your desk at a time like this?

We've got bigger problems.

\h\h\h\hHey, Frank. Put it away, JAFO.

What's the matter?

The city grounded Astro.

APEX heard about it and grounded us,

pending further examination of the entire program.

I don't believe this. Let's haul it.

Hey, he looks like he's ready to blitz somebody, man.

I'm looking forward to it, P.V.C.

P.V.C. took the cheese. It's all set. This afternoon, 1600 hours.

[ Imitating Jimmy Stewart ] R-Reminds me of Jimmy Stewart in Shenandoah.

M-Meet ya at Bill Bailey's place in a half hour.

Good guys win in that one, huh? Never mind.

Just, uh, let's keep goin'. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right.

Okay, with a full tank of fuel,

the Mohawk's rate of climb is 44.6 feet per second.

That's at a normal weight of 13,040 pounds.

[ Imitating Jimmy Stewart ] Yeah, well, f-from Mexico to here...

should lighten his fuel load by-- by 500 pounds.

Sounds like the Beverly Hills diet, don't it?

Will you concentrate. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Normal Voice ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI am concentrating.

All right, here we go.

That should increase his, uh, climb rate to 46.3 feet per second.

Hey! Look what we got.

Ta-da!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWow. Where did you get those things?

Haven't you heard of Missiles-R-Us?

- There's one \h\hin almost every city. - Okay, forget I asked.

We can't use 'em. Take 'em back. \h\h\h\h\h[ Ski ] Frank, get serious.

- I am serious. - You can't go up against \h\hthis guy without backup.

Gentlemen, I appreciate the sentiment,

but those are heat-seeking missiles,

and they do not distinguish between choppers and Mohawks.

There'll be times when you guys are more than miles apart, Frank.

Now, look, they are not authorized!

Now, I'm givin' you an order. Take 'em back.

You got it?

Got it.

I don't understand it, sir. It was a direct order from APEX.

During the time we're grounded, we're to put in 20 hours of hands-on training...

with the computerized equipment on Blue Thunder.

- Was I copied on that order? - It must be there \h\hsomewhere, sir.

All right, I'll find it. Go ahead.

I'll clock you in as of 1330 hours.

Sir, hands-on training with computerized controls--

That's performed on the ground, isn't it? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRight.

Why are they starting the engine?

Chaney, come back here!

All planes are grounded!

Chaney, land that chopper!

Chaney!

[ Beeping ]

He's comin'! \hHe's comin'!

\h\h\h\hI got him on radar. All right.

\h\h\h\hYou're not goin'. What're you talkin' about?

This is a solo, JAFO, between P.V.C. and me.

If I get busted for this, I don't want you caught in the middle.

Oh. Yeah, you can do it all alone, can't you, Frank?

While you're flyin' you're gonna work the computer panel with your toes, huh, Mr. Big Shot?

Mr. Solo? You want it straight? \hYou want it straight, JAFO?

\h\h\h\hThe winner's up for grabs. I'm a big boy, Frank.

And I'll be damned if I can't make decisions about my own life.

And stop callin' me JAFO! You got it?

Uh, okay, Mr. Wonderlove, climb aboard.

[ Engine Starts ]

Captain B.'s right.

He's maverick down to his undershorts.

I was right. He's gonna blitz that guy.

He's on-screen. \hHe's coming flat out.

Okay, I'm goin' to 3,000 feet.

Let's see if he wants to play.

Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!

I think I smell the blood of a Frank Chaney.

[ Chaney ] The only blood you're gonna smell is your own.

Oh, I already have. You drew about a quart of it with a 12-gauge shotgun.

I can forgive you for the pain and the crash and six months in the hospital,

but I can't forgive you for shooting away me pretty face now, Chaney.

You killed the best friend I ever had.

And now you're so sick, you just kill for the sport.

I got your attention, didn't I?

You sure as hell did.

[ P.V.C. ] Nice flying, Frank. Real cute. Real cute.

[ Chaney ] Stick around. You'll learn to appreciate me more.

Can you stand this? I can't stand this.

Funny, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Come on. Grab the ammo.

- Come on! - You can put away \h\hthe launchers.

Frank took the ammo and left us this note.

"Nice try, fellas. \hMaybe next time."

You're wasting your time, old buddy.

I can follow you anywhere you can go.

[ Chaney ] Those cap pistols won't do it, P.V.C.

If you had any brains, you'd have learned that at Fox Field.

Oh, I did learn,

and I brought you a little gift.

He's locked onto our radar. \hHe's got a missile!

Jam him! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI don't know \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hif there's time!

You're the computer genius! Do it! I'm gonna get him on thermograph.

- [ Beeping ] - There he is, reaching \h\hfor the firing button.

Ah-ah-ah-ah, don't do that, P.V.C.

- Don't do what? - [ Chaney ] \h\hFire that missile.

You're reaching your right hand toward a button...

about eight inches above your right knee.

Well, I'll be damned.

X-ray vision. What will you think of next, huh?

Keep him talkin'. I need more time.

Hey, P.V.C., you might as well just give it all up.

I mean, we've got you outclassed all the way.

Oh, no, you haven't, old buddy,

so why don't you quit stalling?

You know, we're gonna play a little game called NASA.

[ P.V.C. ] Knowing you can watch makes it even better.

[ Beeping ]

Minus 10 and counting.

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six,

five, four, three,

two, one.

We have launch.

- [ Beeping ] - He's coming straight at us!

Turbo!

[ P.V.C. ] You're gonna get a real bang out of my surprise, old buddy.

You can start counting because it'll be there in exactly seven seconds.

[ Beeping ]

I think I'm into his code!

I'm jamming! \hI'm jamming!

Like it down here, P.V.C.?

[ P.V.C. ] Oh, thanks, old buddy.

Why, you put yourself in perfect position for another surprise.

- [ Wonderlove ] \h\hHe fired another one! - [ Beeping ]

- [ Chaney ] \h\hJam him! - I am jamming!

[ Wonderlove ] That was his last missile.

[ Chaney ] Okay, the fight's even. Now it's our turn. Turbo!

[ Wonderlove ] He went for the border again, Frank. We're never gonna catch him.

[ Chaney ] He's in range for another 15 seconds. That's all I need.

[ Beeping ]

[ P.V.C. ] I think you got me, Chaney.

♪ I'm goin' away \h\hfor just a little while ♪

♪ But I'm coming back ♪

Okay, Clinton C. Wonderlove,

let's go home.

You know, you're very attractive.

Thank you.

I was thinkin' that maybe later on,

you and I could, uh, go out and grab some dinner.

I don't think so.

Um, how about a movie?

Or maybe just go to my place and...

have a drink and talk for a while.

No. Thank you.

She wants me. Wants me bad.

She just can't let it out in front of you guys.

Yeah, right. You're just irresistible.

Oh, okay. I can't talk to you guys when you get jealous like this.

I'm gonna get some coffee.

Hey!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat's the matter? That's my locker.

Yeah, but mine's full.

Well, if you'd clean it out, it wouldn't be full.

See, I was right.

\h\h\hYou're the one \h\h\hwith the bad temper. Any word from the Captain?

Not yet, but you can bet when the official word comes down, it's not gonna be too good.

Because, as you know, we didn't follow police procedures.

I'd break every rule in the book to get P.V.C., and I got him.

Chaney, in here!

[ Chuckles ]

It's been nice knowing you guys.

Yes, sir?

I've spent about two hours on the phone over this little escapade of yours.

- I understand, sir. - APEX is very unhappy \h\habout the whole thing.

The upshot is that they've ordered me to ground you for a week.

You see, Captain? You see, there's that typical bureaucratic, narrow-mindedness.

You break the rules, \hyou pay the price.

It's not just the police, Frank. That's life. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI understand, sir.

And I'd hope you'd look at this as a little warning.

You know, you get out of line, you're gonna get busted. \h\h\h\hBelieve me, Captain, it is.

\h\h\h\hIt's not gonna happen again. I hope not.

\h\h\h\hP.V.C. was a special case, \h\h\h\hand it's over. I hope so.

I've learned my lesson, sir.

Well, that's good.

Is that all?

Yeah, that's all.

I promise you, Captain, I'll watch my step from now on.

Good, I'm glad to hear that.

That is, of course, unless we don't see eye to eye on things.