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la

my love of Chinese history and culture

inspired me years ago to become a China

scholar who could have guessed how I'd

end up using my knowledge so this is

your idea of an investment opportunity

these statues what are they called the

famous terracotta

warriors each one modeled after some

real person who lived more than 2,000

years ago well they're certainly dead

now how many are there about about 7,000

in all the emperor chinu hang D spent

his whole life building massive

underground tombs around here one is

said to even contain a replica of all

China in miniature really then why isn't

that on our itinerary Mr Gorton well

there's only one problem that tomb's

never been opened its entrance is

littered with booby traps the emperor

wanted to make sure that the price of

admission to his prize chamber would be

death good safety

tip the place is a wreck

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we'll need to invest in some proper

lighting build some amusement rides to

entertain the

children advertising possibilities

however are

intriguing come visit the evil Emperors

Chamber Of Death all Mr Harding cares

about is money so don't take anything he

says personally God knows he never does

Warriors they seem practically

alive yes

sometimes I'm afraid to turn my back on

them pretty silly isn't

it that's him it's too late this world

is

doomed

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quing

godess is there still time for The

Scholar to fulfill his Destiny yes I

must find a way to gain his Trust he's

our only

hope and who's that famous Chinese god

The Monkey King why is he trapped

underneath that rock it's a long story

and in Journey to the West which is the

book that tells of monkeyy Adventures he

joins forces with pigsy who basically

eats his way through the whole adventure

and frier sand who is Sincere but not a

lot of laughs and these three defeat

scores of monsters to bring Buddha's

sacred Scrolls back to China

sorry

hello

who

tonight okay uh tell them I'll meet them

7:30 at

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Jen well in the modern world we all have

to make a killing don't we so I'd become

the cowboy capitalist in the wild wild

East the Westerner with connect ction

who could make deals happen back in

college my greatest joy had been

studying Chinese literature and

imagining that I would lead expeditions

to discover ancient

manuscripts but that was long

ago in another life Nick Nick yeah I'm

listening can you stop for one minute

thinking about dead Chinese people Linda

I'm sorry I'm just really swamped right

now hey come on give me a break will you

I've got this in

want to know I fallen in love with

another

man mron mron

mron so there I was waiting to meet some

official from the ministry of Public

Works when I first saw the

woman who would take me back to my

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past

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stop yes thank

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you forgive me I I was so

foolish that's why our mothers always

told us to look both ways before

crossing the street did they that's a

good advice I shall remember

it are you are you sure you all

right

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yes thanks to you you've risked your

life for me you you should sit down why

don't you let me buy you a drink

actually I'm waiting for some obnoxious

bureaucrat as late as usual Mr

tin know my

name I I am your late appointment the

obnoxious

bureaucrat

oh you can insult me all night and I

will still be grateful come I will buy

you a drink I think I could use one did

I do this oh I'm

sorry um make it a dry please two

martinis please not for a wet

okay so how can I help you uh someone

need a job looking to raise

money Mr arton this will strike you as

extremely

unorthodox

two

I'm

sorry when was the last time you had a

drink oh it's been thousands of

years excuse me it's been a thousands of

uh

days and the next thing you know this

Harding's going to want to turn one of

the Terracotta Warriors themselves into

a souvenir vending machine and the sad

part is I'm supposed to negotiate his

contract with the

authorities believe it or not I used to

love Chinese art and

literature but that was a long time

ago and yet the love which is true can

never really be lost Mr

uton no uh you've had enough I had

a

two

three

three

listen you never really told

me why you wanted to meet me in the

first

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place

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right your world is in terrible danger

and you are the only person who can save

it

I'm the oning

what why don't we take a little

walk life in your world is so

wonderful my world isn't it your country

yes but it is your

world look they're performing Journey to

the West do you know the story only too

well you know the original manuscript

has been lost for

centuries I'm actually pretty familiar

with that in college I had this theory

that Journey to the West is hidden in

one of the unopened tombs around here I

even thought that I'd figured out a way

to get past the booby traps really you

were a China

scholar yeah well till one day I woke up

and realized that teaching was going to

earn me a total of $25,000 a year so I

sold

out

King I got to tell you never had this

much fun with a government official

before o I bet you say that to all the

bureaucrats in fact I've never had this

much fun with

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anyone it has been a very long time

since anyone has Tak taking care of me

the way you have

tonight how long thousands of

years yes thousands of

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years what's going

on dear budha it's already starting to

happen what's starting to happen your

world is returning to its

past look the clock is turning

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back do you see Journey to the West is

disappearing from your

world

there's no time to explain I can take

you immediately where we need to go but

only if you trust

me I trust

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you

low

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hello well I think I figured out this

much you're not really from the ministry

of Public Works are

you please forgive me it was the only

way I knew to eat Miss to your

help my help for what

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oh my

god look

listen I

think you've discovered one of the

unexcavated tombs but do not go in there

do you understand the entrances are r

with booby traps now follow

me trust me you alone know how to

survive come

back it's up to you to save her you're

the only person who knows how to survive

the booby traps that paper you wrote

while you were still teaching yes the

four confusion Proverbs the emperor

spoke on his deathbed how did you know

that no Discovery gave hope to all

creation but it was just a theory if I'm

wrong we could both die in this what's

wrong are you afraid don't you want to

see her again for your world to be saved

a human must enter the

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tomb

hello

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hello

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okay okay the four Proverbs of

confucious fear and

trembling as though on the edge

of the edge of a great

a

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be this is a great idea all right easy

does it easy does it one step at a

time too

soon

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now

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what proverb next proverb the righteous

man is like the North

St which remains in this place while the

Lesser Stars PID tribute remain in place

G in place G in

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place the gentleman does not rest until

he has left

ahead oh why didn't I do this when I was

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20 take your time no need to panic need

to

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panic she said trust

me I hate Emperor w

d Master said who expects to exit by any

other way

than the

door

well scholar all I can say is it's about

time what

now about time for what for you to get

me out of here we got work to

do where am I what happened to that girl

and who the hell are you anyway I know

most people don't expect The Monkey King

to be this handsome you're the real

monkey King I don't know what that

bartender put in those martinis oh you

think you're surprised huh I can't

believe you're the scholar from above my

name is Nicholas sword the Buddha

himself prophesies that the scholar from

above would lead an expedition down here

to find the lost manuscript that's how

your world gets saved it was such a

great plan would you completely messed

up why does my world need to be saved oh

you haven't noticed huh it's starting to

fall apart buildings disappearing clocks

running backwards Buddha sake all right

all right all right first things first

where am I you're inside the emperor

Wang D's underground tomb where he

recreated all of China the original

manuscript of Journey to the West was

stolen centuries ago by the same demons

who imprisoned me here then they cast a

spell which would destroy the book in

500 years wait a a spell that takes 500

years to destroy one book it's a very

powerful

book if the demons succeed the world as

you know it will cease to

exist and when is this 500 years up

midnight this

Thursday I'm obviously just feeling

guilty about the whole Terracotta

Warrior theme park I'm having a bad

dream I'm just going to walk around

until my alarm goes

off okay see you

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soon oh back so soon

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stop with the energy

beam

oh stop chasing me I'm supposed to be

saving the

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world stop up the energy beam

what

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F just leave me

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alone like

this

yeah back on yeah get back get

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back

Mo crash into the mountain

now yeah

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you do this scholar that's to

hard about break it

up I'm getting loose I'm getting

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loose w

Gro come on scholar time to begin our

glorious

pilgrimage what glorious pilgrimage if

you care about saving your world you

better come with me I'm supposed to be

your

teacher you're my teacher well how else

are you supposed to fulfill your destiny

if I don't help you you're going to help

me it looks like I'm helping you I you

out of

theid there was a scholar from a long

time ago

there's the girl that's no girl you

idiot she's a goddess yes she is no I

mean literally a goddess you've never

heard of quanying quyang the goddess of

Mercy I must ask your forgiveness

scholar for luring you to our world the

way that I

did well it does explain a few things

your uh your drinking habits for

instance

and never imagine how difficult it would

be to drink and fly at the same time

goddess you don't know this guy he's

impossible monkey the title of teacher

is the greatest a soul can attain will

he really give up so easily but he

doesn't even want to learn neither did

you yes but I was brilliant will you

allow me to

explain excuses

this man lived 500 years ago in the

world of humans above his name was the

Hero Journey to the

West you

remember come let us enter his world

through the The

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Rock Authur W lived in an age of

Senseless cruelty and repression

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the emperor had declared that all

progress must cease that China must

return to the values and traditions of

its

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past writers were only allowed to retell

the old Tales over and over

again

you cannot stop

this we can change the present even the

future but never the

past the chief of the sensors was sh J

enemies of the Middle Kingdom he made

certain no one wrote any new stories

filth on pain of death and called it

art you're writings weaken the moral

fiber of our kingdom now we will correct

your

thinking

permanently all his life author wo had

tried to obey the

censors but when he grew old he decided

to set down the tales he had heard from

the common people about a naughty monkey

God and his

adventures a book he called Journey to

the West

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but sh Gan of critics the five

traditional Masters Hur from their spies

about author whose forbidden

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book artists are like insects swgh of

few and more fly out of the dung

Heap take author Woo's manuscript away

and of course kill

him what are you

doing I cannot hear you I can't just

watch we've got to do

something author gave up his life that

night for his writing but Shu soon

discovered that even fire could not

destroy this book that its powers were

greater than he had ever imagined when

it comes to decadent

art nothing beats a roaring

fire there are some books so powerful

that their very existence changes the

world the Bible the Quran the Torah the

teachings of Buddha these have fued the

human progress and change for malania I

don't believe

this even Shu could not stop this work

from coming to

being over the years pages of the

original were secretly copied by Brave

Scholars until the whole book was

finally

printed so your story has a happy ending

what do you need me for Shu and the

Masters never stop trying to destroy the

original manuscript I don't understand

how could these sensors still be

alive their Spirits live on here in the

world of The Emperor's tomb where all

the legendary figures of Chinese history

and math come after their

deaths Shu and his men have transformed

themselves into

demons if they succeed in destroying the

book all the peace in your world will

also

disappear and if that happens the

progress those words

inspired will disappear as

well Shu will achieve his ultimate goal

to turn back the clock and to return

your world to the days of its

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past

only a human can carry the manuscript

back to

Safety in the world of mortal where it

belongs how about it scholar let's go

defeat some evil look I'd really like to

help but I have a business meeting in

the morning hopeless he's hopeless I'm

telling you he's hopeless let me help

you however long your pilgrimage may

take down here in your word above it

will be as if only one night had passed

well human any more excuses all

right I'll do

it will I see you

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again just whisper a prayer I will

always be with you

Nick um You can call me Nick

oh wake up you actually think she likes

you why in your own business she's a

goddess of Mercy she loves everyone it's

her job now I'm getting advice on women

from a guy with four toes H romantic

love makes a warrior weak Bo don't have

time for it now let's go come on scholar

let's

fly you're not afraid of

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f try it on your own scholar thanks a

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lot

hey so how does the feel app fly that's

the I've had smoother

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rides

W the first stop this the monkey Kingdom

I must go visit my

subjects you all right scholar I could

take care of myself just watch the

driving

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rate

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W don't you ever sleep I just SP 500

years watching grass

grow you might be a little frisky

too

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change so ready for your first lesson

teaching how hard can it be enemy here

shot there behind p and

jam behind PW

swing

any questions yeah how do I hold

it Buddha give me

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patience there's my

kingdom the mountain of flowers and

fruit are we looking at the same place

looks more like a mountain of dust and

weeds come on

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scholar

yeah

how do I land this

thing my subjects your handsome monkey

King has returned look who's decided to

come back and pay us a visit maybe we

should offer him some food oh I forgot

we haven't eaten in weeks hey hey what's

this

here okay will you all please just be

quiet now who did this to you was it Shu

it wasn't Shu who destroyed our land

then who was it the prince of confusion

he's taken over our cave and stolen our

children many of our brothers have tried

to rescue them but none has been

powerful enough to overcome his

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magic what took you so

long Prince of confusion didn't his

father attack us last Millennia how dare

the sun show his scales around here he

attacked us with an entire regimen of

the Jade Emperor's own soldiers but that

doesn't make sense the emperor and I

made our peace long ago only you can

penetrate that water and bring our

children home now get in there and knock

that demon into the next

incarnation

you got to be kidding come on SC you got

to

be

Pizza you humans have got the water book

your

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fur should we be worried yeah I'm going

to die laughing now watch and

learn hey go tell your cowardly ruler

the time has come for him to pay for his

crimes

what

now that wasn't too hard now was it

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scholar two dozen to one pretty tough

eyes for

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them

who wants to see that

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again next a little number I call Panic

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time ready to take that message back to

your

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leader got

you

schar don't ever do that again haven't

you learned anything well you haven't

taught me anything I showed you showing

is not the same thing as

teaching can't you see we're

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talking

Monkey King you dare show your face the

one that has sworn to destroy you Prince

of

confusion you're the spitting image of

your father I can only assume your

mother was just as ugly how is the old

man anyway still in two

pieces thanks to you before I do the

same to you tell me who unlisted

Imperial soldiers to fight for a bottom

feeder like you

monkey

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charge come

on

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monkey think you can handle him his

father tried the same old cheap

tricks they seem pretty

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effective change

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please have

Mery monkey your family go back a long

way who arranged for Imperial soldiers

to attack my kingdom they said if I ever

reveal this they C out my time who all

right all right it was you Shu and the

five traditional

Masters no tongue and no legs all right

all

right

please I'll tell you where to find the

Masters the headquarters is a secret

bunker on the

floor of the western sea no no please

let me go no my will never return please

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no no you weren't much h

don't you have any physical skills at

all I I won a tournament last month I

What racket

ball rocket ball I get

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B

Mommy why still so

sad Grand maybe I'm not so perfect I'm

supposed to teach that human you a

teacher so I should just give up my

ambitions forget your own Ambitions a

true teacher thinks only of what is best

for his

student so if you cannot help him find

someone who

can it's time for us to go scholar

there's someone I want you to

meet

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for us to defeat Shu you must be trained

by the very best it's not far just over

these mountains why are we walking it

looked like flying was making you

nauseous he is the greatest teacher

under the celestial

Skies he can instruct you in the 7 two

Transformations how to fly sumersault on

clouds the good

stuff this name is patriarch sabot and

he was my teacher you're introducing me

to your teacher I like to see how good

he really

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is used to be a lot

nicer does anyone still live here he's a

Hermit where's he going to go

SE

patri it is I you most gifted student

Sun R Kung The Monkey

King powerful voice hairy

face monkey is that really you

yes I've come to pay my respects to my

great seafu

maybe we picked a bad

time you Richard Simeon didn't I tell

you never to show your arrogant face

around here

again

you you were the most talented pupil I'd

ever

seen yet you wasted your precious

knowledge in pursuit of selfish Glory

okay wait

wait you don't get a lot of news around

here do you ah what uses news I seek

only knowledge which does not change yes

okay when when I left here I was I was

like a uh an

ass but later I achieved great feats of

virtue I was blessed by Lord Buddha

himself

liar now go home monkey you've never

helped anyone in your life but yourself

arrogant

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selfish that description could also have

feed you in your own

youth honored

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patriar I was beginning to think it

would never call ah are my favorite

goddess greeting molto monkey speaks the

truth you mean yes for his good works he

really was blessed by the Buddha no

kidding forgive me for my lack of faith

although in his case you'll have to

admit it was pretty

understandable now monkey brins you this

human for training uh I'm afraid I'm a

little out of practice at this holy

Master business but you are the

best what happened to your Tempo oh uh

I've been a in a bad mood that's

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all

so human what can you

do leap across mountains command the

Seas call down a storm upon your

enemies I uh uh got a decent

backhand this is a joke

right so scholar your lessons

begin and they will be hard very

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hard the path to Enlightenment is long

and

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difficult our Li in world are a journey

through which we discover our true

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soul I do not know each turn on your

road just as you do not know

mine in the end we must all become our

own

teachers it is the task of each soul on

Earth to find their own way to their own

truth to achieve this we look deep

within ourselves to find the root of our

pain only then can we begin to eliminate

the cause of our

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suffering the world you think you know

is only an

illusion a mirror image of the true

World which only exists within us

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I've had enough of this

crap enough's

enough

stupid you do realize I'm not Bruce

Lee it is all impossible I know but all

the most wonderful things

are here it has a beautiful scent

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you know I've never met a woman before

who was literally an

angel I will tell you a secret no woman

is an angel all the

time there's no limit to what you can do

Nick so long as you follow your

heart

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yeah

racket

ball told you I had a decent

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backand be not afraid

to open your

heart Nick and remember your past

Nick Nick yeah I'm

listening can you stop for one minute

thinking about dead Chinese people Linda

I'm sorry I'm just really swamped right

now is hey come on give me a break will

you I've got this insane deadline fall

another

man

what who does it really

matter might have figured it out

yourself if you'd have been paying any

attention at

all Nick I'm sorry got to

go

yes your heart was once broken but

broken hearts can be mended and lost

souls kep you

saved do not give up Nick for even now

in their bunker Shu and the five demons

stand on the brink of destroying the

sacred

book and only you can defeat their plans

and save the human world from

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destruction thank you for granting me

this audience couldn't the prince of

confusion of sent an emissary more

important than his fourth wife hm is

this how he thanks us for giving him the

monkey Kingdom Masters my husband no

longer rules the monkey Kingdom he's

been

overthrown the idiot we told him

ruthless repression is the only way to

run a nation no sun Chong The Monkey

King he came from the skies and freed

his

children that's impossible we imprisoned

him beneath a five elements Mountain I'm

telling

you I'm telling you he's traveling with

some human from the world about together

they are headed this

way that is very

disappointing you have anything else to

tell us

no I only came to warn

you that flee ridden monster he mustn't

interfere now but when we're so close

how much longer the 500 years spell

needs only a few more days to destroy

the book for good already we are seeing

the effect of our work on the world

above an earthquake has just struck

kunan it's happening the clock's turning

backwards and no human can stop us now

I'm not about to take any

chances there's only one way to

guarantee this book will never reach the

world above

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the

human must be

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destroyed for

this

how come when I'm around you I

feel braver stronger and

wiser do you really have this effect on

everyone he just my luck to fall in love

with a

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goddess

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ping Ying

that was

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amazing you are amazing no

no

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you things are changing now 2,000 years

goddess

he he

flew I I

flew a few seconds off the ground and

you think he's ready to fight armies

it's time for him to leave this

place will you

please will you please talk some sense

into them

do you feel you're ready to continue the

program

AG I feel like I'm ready for

anything then you must

go oh great there goes my reason to keep

the place looking

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pretty once again you have disappointed

me

seu you have shown me what it means to

be a real teacher n patriarch sabot may

we have your blessing huh who cares

about blessings foolish human what you

need is a

weapon

ah slipped your mind didn't some Warrior

you are seu will you choose a weapon for

the

scholar very

well

here this is a mighty tool of War

perfectly suited to your

talents it's a brush a scholet riding

brush what am I supposed to do tickle

the noses and have they sneeze to death

gross here's the warrior who's coming

Buddha for

told The Scholar from

above let's

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fly do not yet know the forces aray

against

you from beneath the

oceans to the Jade Emperor's Palace in

the

clouds

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cover your legs a virtuous woman

concealed her charms for none but a

husband's Delight who wrote those words

you did Lord confusious that's right and

don't any of you ever forget it Lord

confucious you called for me ah godess

follow

me you're lucky I don't haul all of you

in for watching such filth confusious

says when freedoms are abused they must

they must oh go look it up is that a new

proper prime minister I do not believe I

have ever heard it before I've said so

many things in my life who the devil can

keep

track godess follow

me we have learned that monkey is free

what are his

plans monkey is going to retrieve

Journey to the West from Shu and the

five Masters along with that

human

uh Nicholas

Orton what do you know about him since

when do you ask

questions I speak for the Jade Emperor

himself ruler of all gods gods and

Immortals Nicholas uton survived the

booby traps he has every right to remain

in our

world if you try to remove him I will

complain to the Jade Emperor himself did

I say anything about removing him all I

ask is let the dispute over this Blaster

book be settled

quickly is that so

unreasonable

forgive me for my Outburst prime

minister confucious

says You must work harder

goddess to achieve inner

peace I hate it when I lose my serenity

in front of that windbag mistress I hate

to say it but law confucious has a point

the way you speak of that human that

look in your

eyes I feel you're becoming personally

involved I do not know what you're

talking

about do not take lightly the holy vows

of our

order remember when sister CH fell in

love with that human she was watching

over what was his name b short glasses

Gandhi thank

you once she lost her love for her work

she also lost her

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powers

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scholar you must proceed with caution

you worry too much bring on the demons

I'm ready for

them slow down no you keep up

teacher

we're coming up to tulo Village I saved

the people here from a demon

once um Hy what happened dear

Buddha oh

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Leon

Leon what happened here what do you care

you Gods just fly off to

Heavens you never know suffering never

know

pain never know what it's like to lose

the man you

love they came at night Spitting Fire

from the

sky my husband tried to fight

back

Liang I'm so sorry we'll find out who's

responsible for this he kick some Demon

butt there's no fool like a Fearless

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fool so you think you can do anything

now that you've kissed the goddess when

are you going to learn to mind your own

business what are you jealous jealous

I've got goddesses throwing themselves

at me all the time but I resist any

ideas of love and you're proud of that a

warrior must Focus his mind on higher

thoughts what could be higher than love

from what I've seen lovers only think

from below the

waist maybe that's true for monkeys

behind you are you're not

kidding

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oh

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yeah come on super demon is that all you

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got

okay okay go

H okay

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okay

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W hey

SC time for some fresh

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air

[Applause]

rule number one when fighting demons I

go first understand fine the Masters

must know we're coming that trp was

meant for

you why is the ground still

shaking could that be the

reason

free at last

hey I'm

starving do you think we can find a

place where they let us SE before we

wash up they can't expect me to remember

my table man pigy FR sand brother monkey

pixie and frier sand from Journey to the

West still thinking about your

Great Sage monkey don't make fun I've

been on a very strict diet for the past

500 years I always believed if anyone

could rescue us it would be you yeah

hello hello hello can we eat now please

and we'll let the human pick up the tab

500 years still the

same when you killed those serpent

demons it broke the spell on the

mountain where the Masters had

imprisoned us so who's the human and

does he like the Simmons he is my

student poor fellow thanks you're

supposed to be my comrades yes that is

why we tell you the truth what do you

know anyway you never even achieved

buddhahood I could have if only I've

been able to control my appetite Gods

Gods settle down do you always get along

this

well the human's right now that you're

here you must join us we're traveling on

orders from kuying kuying mhm will we

get to spend

excuse me is everyone down here in love

with

quanying she sent us to rescue Journey

to the West from the Masters so the

scholar from above has come at last

where is

he I'm looking at

him I think you need our help he doesn't

look like a scholar he's all we've got

if we three Heroes reunite once more our

mission will surely succeed yes

I pledge my

allegiance oh yeah yeah me

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too do you mind if we walk it'll help

build up an

appetite

when you are imprisoned it is the simple

things you miss the

most a sunrise fresh air breakfast Hot

eggs with sizzling

bacon

sorry lacking such things there were

times I wish they had simply killed

me is it possible in this world for you

to die oh yes if we fight long enough

even we can tire then our life force our

Chi can be returned to the cosmos of

course it is very difficult to take the

chi from Gods like us and hardest of all

from him believe it or not his cheese

even bigger than his

head that was a joke

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Sandy can you imagine a guy as funny as

me impr prison for Centuries with

someone with no sense of

humor I better go Farish your

breakfast he's not that

funny brother pig is

correct I am a great warrior

I've even achieved Buddha hood and yet I

don't know how to

laugh are you

funny we're all funny sometimes even you

when you looked at me and said I think

you need our help that was funny but I

was being

sincere U we'll uh we'll work on it then

you will be my

teacher you will teach me how to

laugh great

shiu I thank you I thank you for your

faith and trust in me shuu is it Dawn

already where's

pigy breakfast is the most important

meal of the day

it's

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funny soon we will be at the Western

sea and there's

Jinping built high in a bluff to resist

all

Invaders the last stop before we reach

sho's

Lair it's a resort for the Rich and

Famous and well known for the beauty of

its women oh money

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home what has happened

here maybe we arrived in the

offseason I sense the power of

evil

Shu and the Masters have taken over the

city this has got to

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end brother monkey your cudle is not as

powerful as it used to be

no

watch

[Applause]

please can you help us you and the

master have taken all our young people

we are powerless to defend

ourself

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citizens of Jinping my name is scholar

from above I'm not the one who has power

to save you but I'm accompanied by three

of the mightiest and most noble gods in

all

creation so don't give up hope we will

not rest until this Injustice is set

[Applause]

right good speech SC I remembered this

coach I I had back in high school oh no

you got to be kidding this is where the

adventure really begins beneath those

waves live Sho and the

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demons scholar would you like to jump

first are you nuts The Scholar is

correct we are comrades we should leave

together couldn't we

just fly down why wa when we can

jump You're Not Afraid are

you oh no of course not good B Buddha

and

Country and

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Country

right what is

that

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just go with each

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yeah we got company I was starting to

think they didn't care care

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w

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down

all right thanks

Shu oh a good fight is a thing of

beauty great scholar but don't get

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cocky

my

God not just one God scholar all the

gods in creation by building this

collection Shu and the Masters can

harness the power of these relics for

evil look over here Journey to the West

by

wangan it's really

here take it scullin it's your Discovery

for your world I don't believe it you

know I destroyed my only copy of Journey

to the West in a fit of rage now at last

it feels precious

again look ins

sight it's off the Woo is he alive what

there are times you wish him was dead

stand

back you're okay author w

safe

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now monkey can't it really be you or has

my mind finally taken leave of its

senses no great author his suffering has

finally come to an end they captured me

no writer could imagine the torments I

have endured over these centuries we'll

take revenge great

author

monkey what's going on here you're

looking for my

manuscript you'll learn as you have a

few tricks up my sleeve that book is a

decoy I

made I hid the true manuscript in here

monkey will you help me of

course you mean the Journey to the West

is not in danger of disappearing all

will become clear right about

now brother monkey

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monkey out of

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here

me you working with them but

why don't be shy my friend modesty in

the defense of tradition is is no virtue

it was the least I could do Master to

atone for my crimes

ah one of my favorite and most useful

relics a jar which holds within every

Soul's worst

nightmare and you got him into

[Laughter]

it oh no oh

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no

let me out let me out thank you great

author what are you talking about you're

the great author no during my lifetime I

failed to write anything of lasting

value because of my incorrect thinking

he has been brainwashed author woo it's

your book that people remember oh that

is not true it can't be master I have

stopped these thieves so now you will

release them as you promised since when

do promises made to criminals count the

Great Sage monkey has escaped

imprisonment before this time we will

definitely take his Chi oh it may take

three maybe 4,000 years but at least

he'll be suffering the entire time mon

monkey you must believe me I me you no

harm

perhaps we must resume your

re-education as for these two take them

away for reimprisonment

and this time find a bigger

Mountain as for the

human well you fought with surprising

ability does that mean you're letting me

go no it means means we can enhance our

own powers by eating you that's not

funny

no but it's very tasty Yummy Yummy Tell

the cook skin the human then fry him in

butter oil I want him

crispy monkey use your mind to overcome

your fears and you will find a way to

escape monkey Find Your Inner Strength

believe in yourself I am

sorry the 500 years will finally be

completed in two more days Mony will

find a way out and when he does you'll

pay I hope you're right

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[Applause]

Vixie

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monkey

W fine butter oil sounds delicious oh

yes what about a little bit of garlic

good

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idea

don't struggle it only makes the meat

tougher first cut

here keep

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still where is he don't worry about

that

[Music]

boss

boss can you see I'm busy working

here

[Music]

well that seem to have

worked which way which

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way you can't go you're on the

arre

hey don't even think about it bad

[Music]

idea see

thep there they go you got to find

[Music]

Monkey

Go

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oh brother Mony is still trapped inside

the jar where is it I don't

know

[Music]

is you human what have you got behind

your

back could you repeat the question what

is is

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it this is not my idea of a glorious

pilgrimage you think he's

mad I think you're

[Music]

right let's go come

on

don't

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use we're so

close die will you just

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die put us day sorry about the door sh

here is your worst

nightmare

there's the

manuscript father the God is almost gone

author woo how could you let them do

this to your book sh hand over the book

and author woo well what do you think

boys should we do

it

nah I was hoping you'd say

that and

desist h took you long enough to get

here damn

bureaucrat Who the hell's that a

messenger from the Jade Emperor who

rules over all gods and Immortals by

order of the Jade Emperor all

hostilities must immediately

cease the Masters are suing Us in the

court of the Jade

Emperor to stop you taking that

manuscript back to your

world

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this is great this is just great we're

for seconds away from Victory only to be

outdone by legal

maneuvering Nick please your world's no

better than

mine I am afraid immortality is no

guarantee of good

character the Masters can't possibly win

this case right I mean my world's about

to slip into the Dark Ages doesn't

anybody down here

care except for the goddess of my order

no Spirit May travel to the world above

without permission from the Jade Emperor

most beings have not even seen your word

in millenia they do not understand the

harm but why would any IM mortal want to

see Journey to the West destroyed well

you

did never mind about that you see some

of the other gods do not think so highly

of monkey h

they call me

arrogant you imagine

that was

gooded the J Emperor believes author woo

should have final say over the fate of

his manuscript but Woo's been

brainwashed deep down woo can't really

want to see his book destroyed if if I

could get to him somehow maybe I could

talk some sense into him you could

disguise The Scholar with a spell

but there will be useing my powers for

deception vs a made to be

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broken no I I cannot make an

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exception not even for

him

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what's eating

herur I think she is

right

goddess

quanying why won't you look at

me

Nick what happened between us while you

were training

I allowed

it

but it was

wrong you must

understand I

understand I understand that what

I'm

feeling is

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impossible I can't help

it

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[Applause]

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this must

end and saving the book is that over

too I cannot get you into see author wo

that would be a violation of heavenly

Justice and brainwashed is that your

idea of

Justice Journey to the West was the

first Chinese book I ever

read before that I was like most

Americans but China didn't mean anything

more to me than Charlie Chan or fum Manu

but when I began to read about this

monkey who broke all the rules and

pissed people off but did it with a

higher purpose and a sense of Honor it

made me feel like I could do something

with my

life that's what I want to tell

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him we'll be back after dinner Yes

master I will have tea for everyone why

do I have to stay can't we just lock him

in master I promise I will not show my

wretched face outside absolutely not up

here the air itself is filled with

sinful

Temptations come on

you are you

ready are you

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ready slow down hey this is wild I

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can and whatever you do stay off the dog

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Duty keep your mouth shut and don't even

move oh I will be happy just standing

[Music]

here

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Authur woo I'm I'm not really a fly

don't worry little fellow I know what

it's like to fear for Your

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Life author woo author

woo author woo you must listen to me I'm

the human from above our entire world

will suffer if your book is destroyed

then my book is known it's love

throughout the world the Masters have

brainwashed you please don't let them

destroy it I

I don't know what to believe author woo

look at me look at me your book is loved

throughout my world you've been given

the greatest gift known to man The Gift

of creation please don't throw it

away who are you talking to no one

master just myself I thought I told you

to keep your mouth shut and close the

window you're letting in the

Flies

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I'm going in you can't let them see you

goddess I do not

care please Master allow me to wait wait

wait I love to pull the wings are help

me hey you're that human the one who

came with

monkey let him

go what's going on you heard me release

him oh yeah who's going to make

me this will not hurt a

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bit what's wrong little lady huh power

failure you know what this is don't you

huh Witness is tampering oh when word of

this gets out goddess you ain't going to

have a prayer in the

[Music]

world

bye-bye oh the head of your ORD going to

hear about this yeah so will the Jade

Emperor

[Music]

himself as for

you reactionary running dog

just you wait till your master gets

home your entire order of saintly

Spirits has been disgraced by your

actions Alis I'm sorry I didn't

understand the risks you were taking

gwenny must return immediately to our

Convent she will see you at the trial

lady Whit

snake our plan it could have

worked but it didn't Great Sage

monkey so we must

go Nick I'm glad I did

it I would do it

[Music]

again

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if he testifies against us tomorrow it

could ruin

everything we mustn't leave anything to

chance that

human let's see what we can find out

about

him so we would take taken to the Jade

Emperor's Court where all the gods and

goddesses came to watch our

trial I'm glad somebody's finally said

it Journey to the West is a piece of

propaganda I heard that monkey wasn't

even that brave and it was Buddha

himself who really fought the demons and

that pig the less at the

better

as Shu and the master sat down I could

only hope I had convinced author woo to

trust

us but what I didn't

know was that Shu had one more

trick up confucius's sleeve

you won't find much to eat around here

I'm

afraid oh I'm going on a diet as soon as

this trial is over confucious says an

empty stomach is more painful than a

thousand blows oh I never heard that one

before they just come to me out of The

Ether you know I've tried everything and

my Hunger at all always gets the better

of me oh have you uh tried this

miraculous satiating Elixir a most

effective dieting Aid oh I use it myself

when I put on a few

bows but this is the most delicious

thing I've ever tasted go on finish the

whole thing don't be

shy in fact take this

if ever you want more tap three times

and I'll be happy to

blide well I got to get to the courtroom

a prime minister's work is never

done thank you Lord

confucious buers

goddesses Gods

Immortals and

citizens all bow before the protector of

the celestial Skies judge over the

living and the dead the Holy Light of

paradise the source of divine

wisdom his

majesty the Jade

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emperor

thank you prime

minister

rice our business

today is the case of Shu Chun Shing and

the five traditional

Masters versus The Scholar from

above conf concerning the case of this

manuscript entitled Journey to the

West are you all right yeah yeah I I

just I think it's oh I think it's S I

ate yeah excuse

me

you

called there you are yeah look I I I'm

starving no matter what I eat it don't

do any good perhaps this will help you

yeah thank you thank you I've never been

so hungry in all my life oh wait you are

familiar of course with my classic books

of Timeless wisdom there's a wonderful

saying in volume 12 or is it volume 47 I

promise you I will read them all

confucious

says

you scratch my back and I'll scratch

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yours now I need a bit of

information about the

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human no but why your

majesty why do we seek to destroy this

obene

book because this

monkey offends traditional Chinese

values his story encourages humans to

thumb their noses and authority to see

themselves as

individuals

I don't care if I die from Hunger I will

not betray my comrades it won't be a

very pleasant

death you know everybody says that

theyve read your books but nobody

actually

does I'm

staring your body is already beginning

to devour

itself you re really must be

hungry

pixie

what what do you want to

know Master she says Journey to the West

should be

destroyed because the monkey Spirit

encourages freedom and individuality

are such qualities anti-chinese

are such qualities anti-chinese

of course not for what did Lord Buddha

himself

say only when each individual has the

courage to follow his or her own

path only then will the world become

enlightened

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here's your reward pixie so the human

destroy is only copy this information

will be very

useful has long inspired controversy in

our Celestial Community as we've seen

again today many of our finest thinkers

you work to help sh in the master that's

impossible as prime minister he's

supposed to be

impartial even confucious would not risk

aner the dead

Emperor it's just a hunt in the end

however I believe that only Authur woo

himself can dis deide the fate of his

novel Journey to the West prime

minister please forgive our

unconventional request but uh may we

approach the throne with fear and

trembling we will hear

you most high Emperor the master ERS

would like to call one witness I mean

how can we know how humans themselves

feel about this book unless we ask one

of

them the Masters would like to call to

the

stand the scholar from above I do not

like this don't worry I want to

testify for the

record what is your opinion of Journey

to the West it taught me how to live

it's one of the great

books then why did you yourself destroy

your only copy that's not true you deny

the

charge yes or no scholar The credibility

of humanity rests upon your

reply well I ripped up my copy but

that's not because I didn't believe in

it didn't you come to hate the book to

see it as an evil thing which had led

your life astray you got to let me

explain I think your own memories will

explain quite nicely what are you doing

what does it look like I'm doing I'm

paying attention to you that's your book

it's not what I want from you well what

do you want I don't want anything

anymore you are what you are I'll never

change that oh but you're wrong you're

wrong see I can change look Journey to

the worst the piece of crap that ruined

my life in the first place I wish I'd

never seen this book I wish it never

exist

that will be

all you don't understand I was angry

about something else it had nothing to

do with Journey to the West that will be

all the scholar is a truthful man one

incident from his past does not proof

you've already given testimony goddess

please the fact that he has struggled

with th death you're in violation of

Heaven to his beliefs to God silence is

Blas only one whose faith has been

tested can achieve true

Enlightenment I have said my

peace your

Out cast great doubt on your Fitness to

serve in the sacred order of

goddesses where is your

allegiance to Eternal

truth are to your own

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emotions ooh

Journey to the

West is a pain to

mankind though I will always bear the

shame of having written

it I will do whatever I can to atone for

my

crimes

Emperor he's been brainwashed by shoe

for the last five centuries one more

servant and you'll all be

removed also

W have you been held against your

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will I have lived among the

Masters your

majesty

voluntarily the p

s tell the

truth it will throw us out of the Court

like we got a lot to

lose the W let

your your

majesty did it

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it

truth confucious I do not wish to hear

more from that

table remove them from the

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courtroom

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helping

others but the one time I feel something

for myself everyone turns against

me nichas Orton only came down here to

help us

to help

me I would rather speak the truth no

matter what it costs me butus

don't I cannot help it sister

I I love

him you've spoken The

Words which must not be

[Music]

uttered and so Heaven exceeds to the

wishes of the book's

author Journey to the West will be

returned to the traditional Masters who

may complete their efforts to destroy

it the human scholar from above will

return immediately to his own

world all Hil to

the seize

him h fall out the

W stay

back this is a rescue whether you like

it or not come

on

Nick Nick what happened I'm taking off

the W up to my world are you with me us

against all creation I like those odds

join them and you throw away everything

you work for I SP centuries teaching

others to follow their heart now it is

time I began taking my own advice hey

don't I have any in the matter no let's

go

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a you would attack a goddess for

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shame

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[Music]

white load coming

through thank you sister but why for

centuries I've had a secret crush of my

own good work White Snake ask me for

anything anytime Great Sage monkey thank

you sister you must go go

go these gates are

indestructible what do we

do confusion

says a man who built himself a mighty

door probably sa money on the rest of

the house and if he didn't say

it he should

have can they come again

hurry monkey we can't hold on much

longer come up brother monkey

that hate to rush you

[Music]

it's working it's working the

[Applause]

[Applause]

W just had that ball rebuilt 2,000 years

ago

[Music]

get back it's Clos something get

back let's

[Music]

go

[Music]

you're used to this now aren't

you for Buddha and

Country true monkeys blows destroyed the

walls of heaven but at least the gates

are still standing in the future it

might be wise to construct Gates which

are not quite so

indestructible prime minister confucious

you will assemble 100,000 Imperial

troops to apprehend the rebel

Spirits with all due respect your

majesty I believe we can resolve this

matter much more

simply yes all I require are two

Warriors the umbrella King and with your

Majesty's permission I like to release

the god

Aang who strength we both admire and

fear and who alone among us has defeated

monkey before are you sure you can

control them this

[Applause]

time I

won't I

won't no I

won't oh

W author wo please hear me out if you

come back to my world you I won't

believe another word from your lips do

you deny that you curse my book but I

was wrong you are trying to brainwash me

I refuse to go along with your plans

just let me rest in the shade where I

may sit until you are all

apprehended monkey can you help

him qu

Ying qu

Ying what have I

[Music]

done what have I

done

I

[Music]

won't

goddess

goddess I know I've made a mess of your

life and I can't set anything right down

here but in my world I could at least

try

what are you

saying I

thought when this is all over if we

survive would you consider coming back

with me to my

world

no I do not know I it's not possible

right I no longer know what it possible

or

not

but I do know

[Music]

that I love

[Music]

you hold it right

there

she said she loves

me you don't get it do

you when a goddess falls in love she

loses her powers I want you to make sure

she doesn't destroy herself

understand how can I why break her heart

end

it shouldn't that be her

decision you think she'll be happier

giving up her powers to become what your

girlfriend I would was hoping she would

become my wife nothing is more selfish

than romantic love now I'm your teacher

for once in your life obey you know

there comes a time when every student

stops listening to his teacher I'm still

waiting for you to

start that

hurt what little respect you have for

your

teacher

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monkey monkey I I'm

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sorry

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monkey

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I'm

[Music]

need

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[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

told

when I was

imprisoned it was the sunrises I missed

the

most sunrises are beautiful

yes but the Stars ah

yes the stars of

course and this

that is a smell of

freedom on days when I had cleaning Duty

the Masters would say time to T the

flower beds then they would toss me into

the

latrines this was a source of great

humor for them

I do not find that

funny you're right it wasn't it was not

listen woo everything I touch turns to

Mud but that's not the issue here we're

trying to save Humanity now are you

coming with me or

not I think you should

go okay let's

go that's

it how come no one listens to me is it

cuz I'm human or or

[Music]

what what's going on they have have come

we have to

hurry AR the W's been hit get him over

there

careful get

[Music]

w

[Music]

you'll be safe you thank

[Music]

you

than

no

[Music]

my hor I cannot fight without my

hor dear Bo I've done everything for

that human being but still he doesn't

listen to me serenity I need more

serenity

[Music]

I've waited centuries for another shot

at

you I must do

something

[Music]

think you're taking care of the umbrella

King Now's the Time to

move are you all right time to

[Music]

go somewhere holy

man

must get him

safety at the top of these step is the

world of the humans almost

[Music]

there

no I swear I'll kill you don't stop your

feeble threats you need me to heal him

unless goddess you think you can do

it

confusus this confusious this oh

no show me the world

above is there anything we can do to

stop the

bleeding I I do not know

I have never worked like this before I

don't believe I can walk so what would

you like me to

see how can we get him into the

city I have an

idea there is so much food yes it is

enough to feed almost all of China

everything seems so

peaceful it is the come before the storm

as who spoke weakens the catastrophes

will

multiply for centuries the children of

Asia have learned the stories which you

wrote then try to be brave and virtuous

like

monkey They that your words as doubts to

understand how to follow their own

hearts and stand up to inj

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they have kept your characters alive in

old

ways as well as some new

your book has been translated into many

languages for all the world to

enjoy rulers of China have been inspired

by your

words but perhaps more important are

ordinary people who have looked to

Monkey for

Generations your book has inspired them

to dream of things new and

better to believe that they too can

still change into the

[Music]

world a world beyond my dreams and yet

I'm part of it yes you are what's

happening it's starting again the clock

is turning

[Applause]

[Music]

backwards brace

yourselves

[Applause]

[Music]

are you right

Al I got

him over here let's go inside the

station

okay

quick come

here sit here

careful

okay what

happened we

were trying to tell you all these

wonders of the Modern Age would

disappear if your book

dies what a fool I was to believe the

lies of the

Masters to let them take from me even

for an instant my faith in my own

Vision can we get him back before his

Che is

lost I don't think

so

care if I only had my

Powers

everything will be all right

huh I only

wish I could find some way to thank you

who risked so much because of my

foolishness showing you the truth has

been our greatest

reward

scholar reach into my

ropes quickly before I'm gone in a

pocket you will find an item of great

value this is the

pen with

which I wrote

joury to the West keep it as your

inheritance I couldn't you have given me

the greatest gift of

all the knowledge and my

life and my

life had me

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meaning now I am

free I must bring him back I

must I'm so

useless completely

useless

if I still had my Powers other would be

alive you that look at me I can no

longer even help

myself I must go back now to take my

punishment you should stay here none of

this was your fault it was all my

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fault come

on we'll face the music

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together your

majesty we've succeeded eded in

apprehending the last of the rebels at

Great

cost violators of the Imperial

will do you have anything to say for

yourself before the Jade Emperor

pronounces

judgment yes your

majesty in end goodness and human

progress will always

Prevail may I suggest dear Goddess that

you save your wisdom for the palace

dungeons now let us proceed to

wait I'm the one who kidnapped author

woo these others are innocent let them

go I'm the only one who deserves to be

punished yes yes you will be the emperor

will Now

Pronounce there's one other person here

who deserves to be sentenced Master Shu

who ruthlessly took author woo Chi that

is a

lie first they violate Heaven's will

then they H false accusations at the

righteous hum speak the truth your

majesty I swear it on my holy Ro I watch

the whole thing from the

cloud is

guilty tell you your

majesty Arthur wo was wounded

Accidentally In the Heat of battle I

could have saved his Kei but these

criminals kidnapped him from me

and this

one threw me over the

wall confucious say it's payback

time the death of Authur Woo is a

terrible tragedy in the absence of more

conclusive evidence I must accept the

word of my prime minister therefore we

have no choice but to impose the

harshest possible sentence upon the

rebels what is that

wait this is the pen of Authur wuo

Emperor there's no reason to get excited

over a flying pen the chi of a departed

author is likely to reside most

powerfully in exactly one place his pen

most high Emperor please forgive this

unorthodox testimony but I hope you

understand that one who no longer exists

has very limited

options scholar from above speaks the

truth it was Shu who murdered me after

holding me prisoner against my will for

500 years that the record shows that wo

previously testified that testimony was

made under duress I refute it these

Noble and virtuous pilgrims finally open

my eyes to the value of my book

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could have killed him that's

yes enemy of China

immoralist your throne has lost the

favor of Heaven this court has no

Authority you think you've defeated me

this is not the end silence order take

them away traitors

you think you

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w now let us restore

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order today we have pardoned all those

whose crimes can be

reversed and even your mistakes pixie

will be

forgiven ah Jay thanks Emperor let us

all take a lesson in

forgiveness now go scholar return the

book to your world and try not to cause

any more trouble along the

way it was a great honor to have studied

with you

shiu afid I didn't teach you much I may

not have learned how to laugh of course

but it was most enjoyable to see how

much laughter your actions inspired in

others you're a funny guy you know

that

funny I finally learned how to stick to

a diet pigy some people look better with

a few extra

pounds

yeah

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my

teacher I'm not

worthy I deserted you in your time of

need but you were right I can't let her

give up her powers until she regains her

love for her

work they'll never

return

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goddess

next I have been considering your

offer to be with with you in your

world that is my wish I I don't think

it's a good

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idea I see it's just that I don't I

don't think you and I together would be

cut out for the real

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world should we not even

try

no no I'm afraid it's

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impossible I wish you good for JE

color

goodbye

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Nick

scholar

for once in my life

once I was

wrong romantic love can be

selfless then why do I feel like

hell

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come in you give me a chance to practice

my

English I am professor

forgive my hurry I have a meeting in a

half an hour but there's something that

I'd like to donate to the

university oh where did you get this if

I told you you'd never believe me

Journey to the West is this the true

text no it's the original you mean the

young version this was written by the

pen of Wu anden

himself but that that's

impossible uh I must place a call

immediately to the country's leading

Monkey King scholar Professor cha at

Shanghai University who will fly here to

verify your claims of

authenticity

Nick he he wants to know about your neon

signs small signs so the tourist can

find the place easily we produced a

mockup of our plans for development of

various

um

Nick for God sake man what are they

saying they're discussing their

percentage from your concession stands

you're taking notes no writing

poetry it's as if the pen started moving

on its

own

you you betrayed us I had no

choice your movement is

dead try again in another 500 years what

do you think the emperor would do if he

found out his prime minister has been

contravening his

will sending troops against the monkey

Kingdom without his knowledge for

instance you wouldn't

you wouldn't tell on me would

you was in volume 8 of volume 29

confucious says you scratch my

back and I'll scratch

yours but a hotel is absolutely crucial

to her where are you going poem's

finished and I need a

break look the the broad outline of the

deal is in place work out the details

among yourselves Mr Ron sit

down I'm warning you if this deal falls

through I'm holding you personally

liable oh no it can't be all right

everyone under the table

now the revolution has just

begun

there's more than one way to stop the

clock we've come to restore Traditional

Values to your world Traditional Values

you mean like the 1950s no you

idiot I mean traditional Traditions upon

which all civilization was built before

that was

invented and before we knew people like

you even existed so where's your

managerie now give up Shu this place

will be swarming with the emperor's

troops in no

time take a note reinstitute slavery it

makes people so much more

polite confucious has remade six

ordinary prisoners in our images

by the time that false Emperor finds out

we've Escape we'll be ready for

war with humans as our Frontline troops

now return the

manuscript I don't see it anywhere do

you master Shu something

cluing it's the manuscript at the

University so these barbarians are of no

further use to the revolution now go

back to where you came

from everyone

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out we'll retrieve the manuscript then

come back for the

human

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modern

buildings oh they so

ugly so

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CR so

democratic

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h

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this human are you still watching over

him no as soon as he left I cut the

karmic link between us still your powers

are slow to return do you not miss them

in truth they do not seem so miraculous

any longer

really does

anything yes human beings that they can

come together without any powers at all

and still create

Magic

that is a miracle

you still love him more than your powers

then my situation is hopeless for he

does not love

me dear sister it has been many

incarnations since you were a human but

if you want once more to know their Joys

you must also be willing to do as they

do and take a a chance on the thing that

you

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love dear

brother it cannot be what's

wrong I think I hearing him

C

goddess goddess can you hear

me I can't hear

you I need you here

n what can I do

[Applause]

I have got to help

him but

how Mother Superior what is going on it

seems you're drawing strength from

another source of

magic thank

you

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woo

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how well I remember my own student days

and my Lively debates with other

Scholars when I became Chief sensor I

had them all executed Master

Shu look what we found huh I will not

allow you to harm this book you're quite

right

sure your time has

passed

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go stop now and the Jade Emperor may

still show you some

mercy you're determined to die sooner

rather than later aren't you

reinforcements will be arriving in no

time

and what makes you so certain I pray to

quyang

Ying you actually believe she will hear

you she said she would always be with me

uh

perhaps but didn't you tell her to go

away I've waited 500 years to put this

world

right and we'll start by reintroducing

an old practice one near and dear to my

heart the death of a Thousand

Cuts you H one hair on his head I will

hunt you down through a 100

incarnations

now let him

go my

godess and animal

friends how nice to see

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you you have traveled here without

permission now return the manuscript we

will escort you below to face the Jade

emperor

judgement that seems fair

enough here

goddess take

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it got

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it

stand back I'll order the dragons to

spit fire subjecting her to unspeakable

agonies listen to me fur face for once

think before you

eg it looks like the balance of yin to

Yang has shifted once again

your appearance complicates our plans

unfortunately old traditions Die

Hard Guan Ying as our

hostage we'll set up a new base in this

world so I say to this world your future

is history Nick do not do it the r will

kill you what does Lord Buddha say after

we die what remains on Earth are the

consequences of our

actions I love you goddess and I will

always be with

you the jar s in the

jar oh

no I've got

it the

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book behind

you yeah

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yeah

yes out you

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down now the balance of yinyang has

shifted once again hasn't

it

Nick I

suppose you would like to know what is

going

on that would be a good

idea I could not be certain whether or

not this would

happen but do you remember in Journey to

the West when the

priest finally attained

perfection

he watched his body

die only to be

reborn into a state of

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Enlightenment happy birthday

Nick

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[Applause]

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yeah yeah oh

yeah love your nose

ring these pilgrims have explained to me

all that has happened since the human

came to our world I confess I

gave

to you and the Masters what good is your

confession when the truth is already

self-evident but but I only wanted to

help the Masters restore the traditions

of our great Chinese civilization

no these extremists do not represent our

culture now I see it is monkey and his

friends who have defended true Chinese

values a middle way in which Authority

shows respect for

creativity and freedom of

spirit to pixie who learned under the

most terrible of conditions to resist

his appetite we award the rank of

Buddha thank you and monkey you have at

last earned the coveted title of teacher

your majesty actually it was the The

Scholar who taught me to respect the

power of Love The Mark of a true teacher

is one who learns from his

students ask for Fri sand who seeks the

ability to

laugh even we cannot help you

here but consider this Authur will only

agree to come to the world above because

you did not laugh at his

story you mean it can be good to be

without

humor then all the these centuries I

have been worried about

nothing that is funny your Imperial

Majesty your majesty given my

behavior I would uh certainly be willing

to accept a

slight

demotion Lord confucious I knew you

would understand and you will perform

your new duties as manager of the

Imperial

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ouses as for the five traditional

Masters for their crimes they shall

remain here could be

worse where they will be transformed

into earthworms so their souls may spend

the next 5,000 years reincarnating

through the cycles of

karma your

majesty

may I do the honors goddess Take Your

Best

Shot you can't do this to me you

travesty of a goddess you you

liberal yes I can do not worry scholar

about the destruction in your world soon

all will be restored by our

decree your majesty hear me

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out

goddess

so how long until I get a real date five

six

incarnations not so long my

love not nearly so

long

so I'll

wait

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yes so I'll

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wait

I was beginning to think you were never

coming

back I had some unfinished business to

take care

of I'd like to study Chinese poetry here

at the University I never caught your

name Mr Orton Nicholas Orton somehow I

suspect that we will never be bored with

you around Mr

Orton at last Professor

CH The Monkey King scholar uh Professor

this is Mr autum the American who

brought us the manuscript I'm sorry I I

didn't realized that you were

a

a

woman pleasure to meet you Mr daon it is

not everyday some American appears from

nowhere bearing

gifts like a scol from

above

godess that is very

flattering I'm just a simple teacher

Professor Jo from Shanghai

University

have we met

before

maybe in another

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life so I might never get rich by my own

jet or even maintain a stock

portfolio but when I look in her

eyes I know that none of these things

really

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matter and I'll bet monkey and his

brothers are off on their next big

adventure after all one thing they'll

never learn is how to stay out of

trouble

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n

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a