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So, yeah. Me again.
Amina Hussein.
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I recently completed a PhD
in Microbiology. Yay, go me.
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[GIGGLES]
So, yes, you could
call me Dr. Hussein,
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if you felt so inclined,
but, right now,
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I am the lead guitarist
of a punk band.
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* Bashir with the good beard *
* You're so pretty *
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* You're so pretty
You're so pretty *
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* Bashir with the good beard *
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* You've gone and disappeared *
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AMINA:
This was the final gig
of a magical summer of gigs.
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And, oh, what a summer
it had been.
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One, two, three, four!
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[PUNK MUSIC CONTINUES]
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AMINA:
We had crisscrossed the country
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in a beat-up VW camper van
affectionately named "Karen."
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[HONKING]
Oi! Pick a lane, matey-boy!
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Small to medium venues
up and down England
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have reverberated
with our music.
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Birmingham, we love you!
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Hello, Liverpool.
Stoke-on-Trent, let's go!
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AMINA:
We had finally found
our people. Our tribe.
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Let me see all my sisters
down in the front. Let's go!
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Love you so much!
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We had a following of
not-insignificant proportions.
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[ULULATING]
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Actual human fans.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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OMG, Saira, um,
I love you so much.
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AMIRA:
Only Saira seemed to find the
love all a bit overwhelming.
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You're, like, my favorite ever.
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OMG that's such
a stupid thing to say.
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Um, you're not a Pokémon.
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Saira. Hi. It's me, Taifa.
Oh.
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Lifestyle vlogger-hyphen-
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massive Lady Parts fan-
hyphen-multi-hyphenate.
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Did you get my DMs?
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No, I don't think I did.
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I'm not really online.
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Thank you for all the support.
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It really
means a lot to us.
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AMIRA:
We were inspiring
the next generation.
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[SQUEALS]
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With a little help
behind the scenes.
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Thanks, man.
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Appreciate you.
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Stay beautiful.
I'll get you a kebab.
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Don't fuck up the kick.
[SUCKS TEETH]
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AMIRA:
Ahsan came too.
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Official Lady Parts roadie.
Whoa.
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[GRUNTS, GROANS]
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[HOOBASTANK'S
"THE REASON" PLAYING]
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[HUMMING ALONG]
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AHSAN:
* --that I just want you *
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[SONG CONTINUES ON HEADPHONES]
[LOUDLY] * To know *
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* I've found a reason for me *
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* To change who I used to be *
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* A reason to start over new *
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[GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY]
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* And the reason is you *
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Oh. Ahem.
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Uh, I got you a kebab, but--
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But I-- I can come back later.
Uh-- No, thanks.
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Uh, sorry.
Sorry you had to see that.
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I was just, um...
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making a massive tit of myself.
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You have a really great
singing voice.
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Really?
No. That's a lie.
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I'm lying to you.
Please never do that again.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[STAMMERING]
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[SIGHS]
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[GROANING]
Mm.
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[CHUCKLES]
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SAIRA:
We are absolutely delighted
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to be ending our tour in London,
our hometown!
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[CHEERING]
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Grotty, disgusting,
beautiful London.
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You have our heart.
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[ULULATING]
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AMINA:
And with the tour finally over,
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we returned home
to our mothership.
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Damn, it's good to be back.
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[CHUCKLES]
[INHALES DEEPLY]
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Stale farts
and big dreams.
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Mm.
It stinks.
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Ah.
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Saira, what are all these?
Mm-hm?
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[SUCKS TEETH, INHALES DEEPLY]
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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The council
have been threatening
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to turn our womancave
into posh flats
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for the past six years,
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but it never goes through
because, lucky for us,
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we're built on
a highly unstable sinkhole,
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so, eat shit, capitalism.
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Wait, what?
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Mm, so nice to finally
get to relax, kick back.
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Game plan. Next steps.
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You know what we've got to do.
[GASPS]
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A relaxing spa weekend?
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A treat for all our hard work?
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No, Amina.
Not a relaxing spa weekend.
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We are going to record an album.
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An album?
A hit record.
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An opus.
Our music immortalized.
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SAIRA:
Verily 'tis true.
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We can pull a middling crowd
to a not-so-shit venue.
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We have a fanbase,
thank you, Taz.
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Pleasure.
But now it's time
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to lay down our legacy.
Drum roll please.
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
We, us, Lady Parts,
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will be recording
our debut album
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with the legendary Dirty Mahmood
at Molico Studios.
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He's back in the UK
for a little stint next month,
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he said he'd squeeze us in.
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Aw, shit!
No way!
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Yes!
No way!
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[LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Who are you talking about?
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Mm?
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Dirty Mahmood.
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Only the greatest producer
of all time.
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He's a legend. A maverick.
A maestro of the mixing desk.
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[BLOWS]
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[COUGHING]
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He produced all seven incredible
albums of Sister Squire.
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Um, Sister who?
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Who?
Who?
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Who? Who?
Who?
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Who?
Who?
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[SCOFFS]
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What is this, an owl sanctuary,
am I right?
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[CHUCKLES]
AMINA: I didn't know it,
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but Sister Squire,
aka Samia Sheikh,
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was our foremother.
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The first ever
Muslim woman punk.
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Not that she ever referred
to herself as such.
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A cult figure
with one breakthrough hit,
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"Monkey Man Dance,"
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a biting critique
of the imperialist
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white supremacist
heteropatriarchy.
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[MONKEY CHATTERS]
Ow.
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Yeah, but, Saira,
Mahmood's only agreed
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to waive his producer fee.
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We still gotta pay studio time
and the sound engineer.
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I know, it's fine. Whatever we
made this summer from gigging
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just throw that at it.
Job's a good'un.
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Saira, we need 2000.
Pounds?
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No, shillings.
[SCOFFS]
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And we only made 200.
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Pounds?
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Pounds, yes, pounds.
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That's it? We--
We played, like, 30 gigs.
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MOMTAZ [SIGHS]:
Gigging at this level
doesn't pay.
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Taz, now we need a gig that
does pay to afford studio time.
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You say that
like it's easy.
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I believe in you.
We're recording this album.
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AMINA:
Taz had her work
cut out for her,
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butpour moi,
band life was going great,
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and so was work.
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I had landed a dream job
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at Queen Elizabeth Institute
for Stem Cell Research.
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Things were finally
going my way.
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Wanna know why?
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Because I was in
my villain era.
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After all,
I had learned the hard way
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that trying to please everyone
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had a tendency
to explode in one's face.
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Yeah,
it's a family emergency.
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Oh, no, not family emergency.
Aw!
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Amina.
Right back, promise.
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Do you have any idea
what you've done?
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[THINKING]
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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So my new MO:
Doing exactly what I want,
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on my terms, my way.
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Let me show you.
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Amina.
Dr. Saunders.
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Now, I've told you, Amina,
call me Jimmy.
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Now, listen,
I'm terribly sorry, but, um,
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I'll need you to stay tonight to
cover the liver disease tests.
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I'm sorry, but as I detailed
to you in my e-mail last week,
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I have a hard out
at 5:30 p.m. on Wednesdays
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due to prior
and pressing commitments.
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Look, I'm always happy to help,
but I require 48 hours' notice.
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Good day to you.
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Right.
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[***]
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I am not a people-pleasing
yes-woman.
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I'm a bad mother
with boundaries.
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Non-negotiables.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Villain era, baby.
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[GIGGLES]
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Meanwhile,
Taz was hard at work
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trying to find paid jobs
so we could afford
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to record the album
of Saira's dreams.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[GASPS]
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She was working
around the clock.
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You get it. You get it.
No, you get it.
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[ARGUE INDISTINCTLY]
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Momtaz Records,
receptionist here.
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How may I help you?
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Oh, of course,
just let me patch you through.
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[IMITATES STATIC]
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It's a promoter.
Which promoter?
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I don't know.
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[EXCLAIMS SOFTLY]
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Momtaz here. Heh.
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Gary, mate, you all right?
Yeah, yeah. How's the daughter?
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[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, brilliant. Brilliant.
Yeah, no,
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I was just calling around
seeing if, uh,
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you had anything
for my band.
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Yeah, w-- We-- We'd love
to play Transcience Fest.
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Transcience Fest.
[SQUEALS SOFTLY]
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How much does it pay?
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No, sorry, no, no,
we need to get paid.
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[SUCKING TEETH]
What, unproven?
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Right, we've got serious clout.
You-- You've seen our following.
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Wait, what other Muslim band?
What-- What do you mean? Who?
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[***]
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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[***]
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MA:
It does sort of
seem like a date.
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Ma, it's not.
Ahsan friend-zoned me.
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It was brutal, if you recall.
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AHSAN:
I should have been clear:
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I really like you, but just,
you know, as a friend.
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Plus, he said his colleague's
just started these folk nights
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and he needs a crowd
to help get momentum.
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You know, bums on seats.
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So you're a bum-on-seat.
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Nothing more,
ah, nothing less.
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How do I look?
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Lose the hat.
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Really?
It's just a bit appropriate-y.
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We didn't raise you
on a Kansas prairie.
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[SIGHS]
Fine.
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[***]
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[PEOPLE CHATTING INDISTINCTLY]
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AMINA:
Oh, wow. Nice. Hm!
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I thought you might like it.
Hm.
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Are you gonna
play something?
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Oh, maybe,
if the feeling takes me.
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Oh.
[AMINA GIGGLES]
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Ahsan.
Oh, hey, bro, thanks for coming.
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Yeah, no worries.
Unh. Oh.
248
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,320
Uh, Billy, this is Amina.
249
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,240
She's an insane guitarist
and singer.
250
00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:33,360
Uh, and this is Billy.
Uh, we work together at uni.
251
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,519
Uh, colleague.
252
00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:37,000
Uh, your event looks amazing.
253
00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:39,919
Yeah, thanks. Been, you know,
cooking it in my mind palace
254
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,399
for a few years now and, it's--
255
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,320
Ah, it's finally come
to fruition, you know?
256
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,759
Yeah. Yeah.
257
00:10:44,799 --> 00:10:48,720
So, um, insane guitarist, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
258
00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:50,799
We gonna--
We gonna hear you play?
259
00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,240
Oh, I don't know if I will.
But are you going to play?
260
00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:55,240
Yeah. Yeah, maybe a tu--
Tune or two,
261
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,279
if the feeling takes me.
You know?
262
00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,120
That's exactly what I said.
263
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,679
[BOTH LAUGHING]
264
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,679
Ahsan, isn't that what I said?
Yeah.
265
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,240
[LAUGHS]
266
00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:08,200
[***]
267
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,399
Well, um...
268
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,960
Well, yeah, let's, uh--
Let's make a pact.
269
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,840
If I play, you play.
Deal?
270
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,480
[SIZZLING]
Deal.
271
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,799
AMIRA:
Was it just me
272
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,840
or could you
smell something burning?
273
00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:33,120
It was a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
274
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,279
[WHIMPERS SOFTLY]
275
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,200
[GASPS SOFTLY]
276
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,480
Yikes, sorry.
Heh-heh.
277
00:11:40,519 --> 00:11:42,320
Should have warned you,
he's pretty pretentious.
278
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,679
It's like Clint Eastwood called,
he wants his hat back.
279
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,440
[SIGHS]
280
00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,080
Hey, guys, Taifa here.
281
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,639
This is our cover of Ladyparts'
"Bashir With the Good Beard."
282
00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:53,480
Don't forget
to like and follow.
283
00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:55,559
So, as you guys know,
I don't really...
284
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,679
The fuck? They're using
our music to get famous.
285
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,360
This is fucked up!
Nah, come on, it's a compliment.
286
00:12:01,399 --> 00:12:03,799
What's that imitation
flattery thing?
287
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,360
How the hell did they get so big
so fast anyway? Yeah?
288
00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:07,879
It doesn't make any sense.
289
00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:09,519
I swear that it was,
what, 10 minutes ago
290
00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:10,960
that she was sniffing around
your ass.
291
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,080
Ah--
Taifa's a beauty influencer.
292
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,279
I mean, she had a following
pretty much ready to go.
293
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,279
She's got
brand sponsorships, the works.
294
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,919
She's--
I mean, she's savvy.
295
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,080
Yeah, Imani's obsessed with her.
Mm.
296
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,000
It's really cute.
Beauty influencer.
297
00:12:23,039 --> 00:12:24,480
Beauty influencer?
298
00:12:24,519 --> 00:12:26,919
I thought she was just
Saira's creepy little stan.
299
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:27,919
What?
300
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,000
[***]
301
00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:31,480
Oh, my God.
302
00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:34,320
[INHALES DEEPLY]
They're called Second Wife.
303
00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:38,200
Fuck, that's good.
It's really good.
304
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,120
It's good.
So good.
305
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,240
We have to play
Transcience Fest,
306
00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:43,879
even if it doesn't pay us.
Oh, n--
307
00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:46,279
We can't let them
do the show and we don't.
308
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,879
Otherwise, what's next?
309
00:12:48,919 --> 00:12:52,279
They get offered all the shows
that are meant for us.
310
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,639
SAHAR: Uh, okay, sisters...
Yeah.
311
00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:56,480
...are really going
to buy into the narrative
312
00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:59,279
that there is only
one slot for us? Hm?
313
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,279
Only one band of Muslim women
allowed to exist?
314
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,399
When our whole thing
is that we support
315
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,360
the greater sisterhood,
right, Saira?
316
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,720
[WHISPERS]
Think about it.
317
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,720
We're getting away
from the point.
318
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,879
Our focus should be
recording the album.
319
00:13:15,919 --> 00:13:18,440
That's all that matters.
[SIGHS]
320
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,320
But yes, we will
play Transcience Fest.
321
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,559
Yes, mate. Yeah, we will.
322
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,080
Yeah, we will.
And I'll tell you why.
323
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,480
Because it's tactical.
It's tactical.
324
00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:28,200
[ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]
325
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,480
BILLY:
* In colors
On the snowy linen land *
326
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:33,159
[BILLY PLAYING
DON McLEAN'S "VINCENT"]
327
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,320
* Now I understand *
328
00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:38,360
[SIGHS]
He's playing Don McLean.
329
00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:39,960
I love Don McLean.
* What you tried to say to me *
330
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,600
Yeah. Don's a don, innit?
331
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:45,639
* How you suffered
For your sanity *
332
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,679
* How you tried
To set them free *
333
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:58,440
* They did not listen
They did not know how *
334
00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:05,279
* Perhaps they'll listen now *
335
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,120
[SIGHS]
Hm.
336
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,200
[WHOOPING AND CHEERING LOUDLY]
337
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,320
Yeah!
338
00:14:22,919 --> 00:14:24,200
Whoo!
339
00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:27,960
So, Amina,
how's the new job going?
340
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,639
Amina? Amina?
341
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,120
Hi, everyone, I'm Amina.
342
00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:38,919
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
343
00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:41,360
Um...
344
00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:44,440
Um, I told Billy that
if he played a song, so would I.
345
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,000
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Little did I know
346
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:49,279
he had every intention
of performing, so, heh, um--
347
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,279
Whoo!
Anyway, uh, this is a song I--
348
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,960
Uh, I used to sing as a kid.
349
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,679
It's really a duet, but...
350
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,039
it still works, I think.
351
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,360
[LUKEWARM APPLAUSE]
[CLEARS THROAT]
352
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:04,519
[PLAYING EXTREME'S
"MORE THAN WORDS"
353
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,759
* Sayin' "I love you" *
354
00:15:13,799 --> 00:15:19,320
* Is not the words
I want to hear from you *
355
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:23,080
* It's not that I want you *
Whoo!
356
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,679
* Not to say *
357
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:30,679
[HALTINGLY]
* But if you only knew *
358
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,440
* Only knew *
359
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,720
[THINKING]
Shit, the words,
what were the words?
360
00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:37,720
So sorry.
361
00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:39,279
Brain? Please come back.
362
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:42,360
Why can't I perform
without the band? Oh!
363
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:52,480
* How easy it would be *
364
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:56,279
* To show me how you feel *
365
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,240
[EXHALES SHAKILY]
366
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,159
[CLEARS THROAT]
367
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,200
AMINA & BILLY:
* More than words *
368
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:13,480
* Is all you have to do
To make it real *
369
00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:20,480
* Then you wouldn't have to say
That you love me... *
370
00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:26,080
* 'Cause I'd already know *
371
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,279
* What would you say *
372
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:34,279
* If I took those words away? *
373
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,720
* Then you couldn't
Make things new *
374
00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:40,960
* Just by saying *
375
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:47,120
* "I love you" *
376
00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:51,000
[AHSAN GROANING]
377
00:16:51,039 --> 00:16:54,279
* La-di-da-da-di-da- *
378
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,919
* Di-da *
[LAUGHS]
379
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:02,159
* More than words *
380
00:17:10,559 --> 00:17:12,720
Oh, you really shot yourself
in the foot with that one.
381
00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:14,319
What do you mean?
You told me
382
00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:16,200
she likes rootin' tootin'
dad music,
383
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,799
so I took her to a folk night.
384
00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:19,079
What I told you
385
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,599
was to take her to see
some wheezy, crusty old men
386
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,319
trying to rekindle
some former glory,
387
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,920
not to take her to see
388
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,359
some sexy, brooding, hokey-cokey
-folky white boy with guitar,
389
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,559
all flushed with youth
and whatnot.
390
00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:33,519
That is her kryptonite.
What are you saying?
391
00:17:33,559 --> 00:17:35,279
What I'm saying,
if you'd listen,
392
00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:37,440
is that this white boy's
prettier than you.
393
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,640
And you just got owned.
[LAUGHS WHEEZILY]
394
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,880
How's he prettier than me?
I-- I'm pretty, damn it!
395
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,079
Listen, I'm not saying
396
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:46,839
he's objectively
prettier than you, you nimrod.
397
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,039
What I'm saying is that we live
in a white supremacist society,
398
00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:51,599
and them's the rules.
[SCOFFS]
399
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,799
Which motherfucker decided
that them creepy,
400
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,680
freakish, slopey, small button
noses were superior
401
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,559
to my characterful, unrepentant,
unapologetic shnoz, yeah?
402
00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:02,839
Our white overlords, that's who.
403
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,200
That's why we hate ourselves.
404
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,319
That's why
they're prettier than you.
405
00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:09,440
Look, whatever.
Amina's not that basic.
406
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,799
[LAUGHING]
She's--
407
00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:15,319
She's not just going to prefer
someone because he's white.
408
00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:20,279
Have you seen
her bedroom wall of fame?
409
00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:23,640
[***]
410
00:18:26,559 --> 00:18:29,480
Whiter than Christmas.
411
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,200
Listen.
412
00:18:34,599 --> 00:18:37,359
Enough of this bullshit
"laddy-lad, how's it going mate,
413
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,799
how's it going, pal" bollocks,
all right?
414
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:42,599
You really gut-punched my girl
when you turned her down,
415
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,200
and now there's only
one route left for you.
416
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,240
And what's that?
417
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,759
Grand gesture or bust.
418
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,559
TAIFA:
This is our cover
of Lady Parts'
419
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,079
"Bashir With the Good Beard."
420
00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:04,640
Don't forget to like
and follow! Enjoy!
421
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,440
Isn't imitation
the highest form of flattery?
422
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,640
Yes, exactly.
423
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,119
Not when
we're getting shafted.
424
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,359
No one's getting shafted.
425
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,960
Can we please
just concentrate on the album?
426
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,200
We need new material.
Song ideas, come on.
427
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,480
Um...
428
00:19:16,519 --> 00:19:17,960
AMINA:
After my girlboss,
429
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,079
scorching hot performance
at the folk night,
430
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:23,839
courtesy of villain era,
I was sort of riding high.
431
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:27,640
I wanted to write a song,
nay, an anthem.
432
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,039
I was thinking we could--
433
00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:30,480
[ALL CHATTING INDISTINCTLY]
434
00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:32,759
[LOUDLY] I was thinking...
Whoa!
435
00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:36,279
...we could write a song about
strong women in their power
436
00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:39,160
who also have boundaries
and non-negotiables.
437
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,400
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
438
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,519
Catchy.
439
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,759
Is this about you
being in your beast mode.
440
00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:47,400
My villain era. Correct.
441
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,279
Saying yes to things I want,
no to things I don't.
442
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,599
So like, a basic
girl-power song.
443
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,960
[CHUCKLING]
No. No, no, no, no, no.
444
00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:00,119
It is not a basic girl-power
song. It is very specific.
445
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,559
Done her homework.
446
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:04,599
[INHALES SHARPLY]
Let's have a little read. So...
447
00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:10,759
"Jimmy ate my yoghurt, now he's
putting it back in the fridge."
448
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:12,240
Oh, no.
449
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,599
My boss, Dr. Saunders,
Jimmy,
450
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,000
he's always crossing
my boundaries.
451
00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:18,240
He's eating my yoghurt
out the fridge and then
452
00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:21,839
he's putting it back half-eaten.
Hm.
453
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,759
[RHYTHMICALLY]
"I got your e-mail, Jimmy,
you sent it at night.
454
00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:28,599
You expect a response,
but I'm tucked in tight."
455
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,839
Yeah,
that is a violation.
456
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,079
Right?
457
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,799
[INHALES, EXHALES]
458
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,599
[MOUTHS]
Please.
459
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,799
All right, fuck it.
Let's do a girl power anthem.
460
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:44,960
[LAUGHING]
Yay!
461
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,960
[DRIVING GUITAR PLAYING]
462
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:54,640
I hope this song
finds you well, Jimmy.
463
00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:59,359
* Jimmy ate my yoghurt
Now he's putting it back *
464
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,839
* I used to ignore ya
Now I'm playing attack *
465
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,400
* I dropped the defense
Now I've got you in my scope *
466
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,079
* Jimmy, back away
From the fridge slowly *
467
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,599
* Got your e-mail, Jimmy
You sent it at night *
468
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,359
* You expect a response
But I'm tucked in tight *
469
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,880
* I'm different now, Jimmy
I'm in my power *
470
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,759
* I'll respond to your e-mail
At a reasonable hour *
471
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:23,960
* At a reasonable hour
At a reasonable hour *
472
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:30,759
* At a reasonable hour *
473
00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:32,119
[ULULATING]
474
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,759
* Self-care, bad bitch
I'm a villain, I'm a villain *
475
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:37,240
* Out of office e-mail
Saying zero fucks given *
476
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:39,839
* Self-care, bad bitch
I'm a villain, I'm a villain *
477
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,359
* Out of office e-mail
Saying zero fucks *
478
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,039
* Self-care, bad bitch
I'm a villain, I'm a villain *
479
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:47,559
* Out of office e-mail
Saying zero fucks given *
480
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,440
* Self-care, bad bitch
I'm a villain, I'm a villain *
481
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,359
* Out of office e-mail
Saying zero fucks given *
482
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,960
* Given
Given *
483
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,559
* You ask me to work late
But I'm all done *
484
00:22:00,599 --> 00:22:03,279
* Off the clock, punched out
Time for fun *
485
00:22:03,319 --> 00:22:05,559
* You ask me where I'm going
So I tell you the truth *
486
00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:07,920
* Jimmy boy
I'm going to a spin class *
487
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,680
* Kind regards, best wishes *
* Eat shit *
488
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,079
* Yours truly, sincerely *
* This bitch *
489
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,960
* But I'm different now, Jimmy
I'm in my power *
490
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,799
* I'll respond to your e-mail
At a reasonable hour *
491
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:24,880
* At a reasonable hour
At a reasonable hour *
492
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:31,079
* At a reasonable hour *
493
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:32,720
[ULULATING]
494
00:22:32,759 --> 00:22:35,519
* Self-care, bad bitch
I'm a villain, I'm a villain *
495
00:22:35,559 --> 00:22:37,839
* Out of office e-mail
Saying zero fucks given *
496
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,640
* Self-care, bad bitch
I'm a villain, I'm a villain *
497
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,759
* Out of office e-mail
Saying zero fucks given *
498
00:23:02,599 --> 00:23:06,759
* Saying zero fucks given
Given. Given *
499
00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:08,920
[CHEERING]
500
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,160
You are fucking amazing.
Thank you so much.
501
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,000
[LAUGHING]
Oh, man!
502
00:23:14,039 --> 00:23:15,160
That was such a feeling.
So good!
503
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,279
[CHEERING]
504
00:23:16,319 --> 00:23:17,599
AMIRA:
We were a triumph.
505
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,799
My villain era
was already paying off.
506
00:23:20,839 --> 00:23:21,759
I think they liked it.
507
00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:23,599
No, no, no, no, no.
They loved it.
508
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,160
AMIRA:
Good luck to whoever
had to follow that.
509
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,039
ANNOUNCER:
You're a beautiful audience!
And welcome to the stage now...
510
00:23:29,079 --> 00:23:31,119
Second Wife.
511
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,400
[***]
512
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,440
TAIFA:
So you heard "Bashir
with the Good Beard" tonight.
513
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,240
[CROWD CHEERING]
514
00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:47,599
Ladyparts were great.
515
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,279
They're my inspiration,
and I heart them.
516
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:52,079
FAN:
We love you, Taifa!
517
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,680
But now wanna hear an update
on an old classic?
518
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,880
[APPLAUSE]
Excuse me.
519
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,519
Old classic?
520
00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:01,119
TAIFA:
All right. Let's go.
521
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,960
* Why won't you love me?
Why won't you text me back? *
522
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:11,039
* Leave me on read
And ghost me like I'm dead *
523
00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:15,640
* Are my clothes too tight?
Do I love too much? *
524
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:21,319
* You say I'm not polite
I say fuck you very much *
525
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,680
* Bashir with the good beard
You're so pretty *
526
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,440
* You're so pretty
You're so pretty *
527
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,240
* Bashir with the good beard
You say you think I'm weird *
528
00:24:30,279 --> 00:24:31,960
AMIRA:
And there it was.
529
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,839
The crowd loved them,
but it was our song.
530
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,720
Were we being replaced?
Updated?
531
00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:41,480
Like a new iOS in the night.
532
00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:46,279
* Look what they've done
To my song, Ma *
533
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,640
[MELANIE'S "LOOK WHAT THEY'VE
DONE TO MY SONG, MA" PLAYING]
534
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:54,079
* Look what they've done
To my song *
535
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,640
* Well, it's the only thing
That I could do half right *
536
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,079
* And it's turning out
All wrong, Ma *
537
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,039
Stop, stop.
538
00:25:03,079 --> 00:25:08,160
[CROWD CHEERING]
539
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:13,319
* Look what they've done
To my song, Ma *
540
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:20,279
* Ma, look what they've done
To my song *
541
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:23,599
* It's the only thing
I could do all right *
542
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,119
* And they turned it
Upside down *
543
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:32,519
* Oh, Ma, look what
They've done to my song *
544
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,839
* Look what they've done
To my-- *
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