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I haven't done anything to upset you, have I?

Sorry, it's just our birthing guru is here,

and we want to do everything by the book.

Voila. It's time for us to retire.

What?

Mr. William Mccallum arrived on our doorstep,

claiming to own 50% of Oakley Wines.

This deed was witnessed by Stanley Oakley's lawyer

and Mr. Victor Grimes.

William has us over a barrel.

I'm just so sorry,Daisy.

Yvonne: Life goes on, and fortune favors the brave.

♪♪

Yvonne: Do you want milk or lemon with your tea?

Oh, milk, Lovely. Thanks.

Oh, and maybe um...three packets of aspirin..

Thank you.

Oh.

[Clears throat]

That was a really great night.

It was.

Perhaps we could, um --

oh, what the hey.

Do it again sometime?

I think they would be very nice,

but, um, could we just keep it on the down low just between us?

Yeah, Down -- yeah. Of course. Okay.

This is really lovely,

but this is all I can really offer right now.

I really like you, Louis.

That's why I just want to be honest about where I'm at.

And where is that exactly?

Still very much attached.

To be honest, this is the first time

I've even thought about someone else since Tom died.

So it's big.

No, I understand.

But, uh, I-I mean, you still want to...

Well, I don't see why we can't still have fun.

I mean, we're both adults.

It's not like it's the first time either of us

has had no strings arrangements, I'm sure.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

God no.[Laughs]

♪♪

Well, I mean, that all sounds...

great.

♪♪

Ah, morning. Hey.

Brought you some coffee.

Have you seen Louis this morning?

He wasn't in a good space last night,

and I don't think he came home.

He probably just got up early for some tacos or something.

Uh...okay.

They're perfect for when life kind of sucks.

Oh. Griff introduced me

to the power of tacos when I was in LA.

Oh, Gus, are you sure you're okay about everything?

And Griff will be at the wedding?

Oh, yeah. Totally.

Oh, there he is.

[Grunts] Where have you been?

You disappeared and you didn't come home.

Oh, shush. Perfectly fine.

Yes, I know where you drowning your sorrows can lead.

Daisy, I went out to get some coffees.

In the same clothes you wore last night?

No, this is a different shirt.

Oh. So where are the coffees?

Uh, well, yeah, There's a funny story there,

actually, because I had them all on a tray,

and then a dog bowled into me out of nowhere,

and I just dropped the bloody lot. Wow!

Oh, oh, what sort of dog?

I don't know, Gus. It was yellow, with ears.

So you didn't go on an ill-advised public bender?

Not that I blame you after yesterday.

But you can't go down a distracted path, Louis.

We can't give up hope.

Alright, Daisy.

I admit it -- I absolutely had too much to drink last night,

but I couldn't drive home, so I ended up sleeping in the car.

Ah, well, I'm pleased you didn't drive.

And you're right, we can't give up hope.

We've got to lick our wounds and --

and find a new way to get that bloody usurper out of our house.

So, who does want a coffee?

I'm good, but can we get a dog?

Both: No!

[The East Pointers' "Wintergreen" plays]

♪♪

♪ Let it breathe, if it doesn't breathe, it's gonna die ♪

♪ Let us see, if you let it be, is it gonna fly? ♪

♪ Set it free ♪

♪ And if it leaves we say goodbye ♪

♪ The web we weave and then we grieve ♪

♪ And then we cry ♪

♪ I want to tell you before I forget ♪

♪ Despite the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Wintergreen can't outshine your radiance ♪

♪ Wintergreen I love you more than anything ♪

♪ Wintergreen despite the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

[Knock on door]

Hilary, it's Marissa.

I know, I could smell you perfume a mile off.

Oh, well, you know, they do say that the senses get heightened.

Ah, how many times do I have to say this?

I'm not blind.

Well, all the same, I did think that I would --

I would -- I would just pop by and see

if you needed any help with anything.

Oh, great.

I've got two chicken coops which need scrubbing out.

No, I thought that I could drive you to an appointment or, um --

or we could go shopping.

Shopping? [Scoffs]

Last time you and I went shopping together,

tie-dye flares were in.

Then it's long overdue.

Old friends need to catch up a bit.

Rissy, is there something you want?

No, I just fancied getting out of the house for a minute.

Don's been very annoying lately.

Oh, I love this clock, don't you?

[Clock dings] Clock: 10:34 A.M.

[Laughs] 15.1 degrees Celsius.

Rissy, come on.

Why are you here again?

Oh, you old coot. Friends check up on each other.

Yes, well, this old coot needs to be getting on,

and you are in the way.

Alright, well, I'll -- I'll let you go then.

Oh, fine, fine. If you insist on helping,

there is actually something you could give me a hand with.

Oh good. What we you doing?

♪♪

♪♪

Thanks.

♪♪

Oh, I wish you'd let me do the stapling.

You're not completely useless, Marissa,

but sing out or I'll nip ya.

Oh, now, how is being a psychic a sound business venture?

Well, I haven't got a vintage this year,

so I have to capitalize on my other skills.

Well, I wish you'd let me do the proof reading

'cause the spelling's atrocious.

What? Where? There.

No. Now, sensible though, making plans for the future.

Speaking of which...

Good morning ladies.

Who's that? Oh, oh, hello.

Oh, him.

I hear he won the mediation.

Yes. Interesting times.

So what is going on at home?

Hm? I get the feeling you want to talk about this.

Oh! Oh, no, no. Don't worry about it. [Laughs]

Oh. [Laughs] Alright.

Hold that steady. I am.

Ow! Oh, sorry.

Oh! Nipped you.

♪♪

[Sighs] Tippy, sit down. We need to talk.

No. You can't make me.

Look, we need to deal with this now,

or we'll be stuck with the consequences forever.

An intervention. Seriously?

No, no, no. It's not bad. No.

We need to discuss ways to get rid of William.

Plan B. Come.

Guess that's okay, then.

Right, well, I could try for a legal opinion,

but I think we're pretty much out of options.

Look, we could convince them that Oakley is haunted.

Right, and how might we do that?

We play ghost sounds outside of his room --

wailing, chains, creepy knocking sounds.

We'll be asleep.

He'll go out to look, but there'll be nothing there.

And then he'll see a bloodstain on the stairs.

But no matter how many times he tries to clean it up,

it reappears.

Ooh. [Laughs] Well, no idea is a bad idea.

Yep.

Well, Gus, I'm impressed,

at least, that you've read The Canterville Ghost.

No, that was from "Scooby Doo."

Yeah, they'd spy on the baddie

and try to figure out what he's most scared of.

Actually, Scooby might be onto something.

What do we know about William

that we could use to our advantage?

Can't resist a whiskey. Or a wager.

We could suck him into a poker game to win Oakley back.

Are you mad? He's a professional gambler.

I mean, we could lose everything.

Alright. Alright.

How about we wager access to the house?

He'd still own 50%, but we wouldn't have to live with him.

Be easier just to kill him.

Come on we need something sensible and achievable.

Yes. Or we need to find a way to tolerate this new bloody norm.

[Car honking outside]

Yeah, I can't do that.

No. Me neither.

[Thud]

♪♪

Afternoon.

Just been to town to pick up this little beauty.

Oh, right? Yeah.

Lots of talk in town about mediation. [Scoffs]

Nothing like a bit of biffo to get tongues wagging, eh?

But look, no hard feelings.

I've put your attempt to boot me out behind me.

Mm. That's generous of you.

Come on, come and have a look at the cellar door.

I've made great progress.

I can't wait to see the improvements. What a delight.

Et voila.Gold standard for our gold medal status.

Didn't I tell you Roger was an artist?

Yes, well, I suppose the terracotta tiles are quite nice.

Mm. Very blue. I don't like it.

And this shall go in pride of place --

owners of said establishment.

If you wanted a nice photo, you could have just asked.

Well, you were busy with mediation,

didn't want to be a bother.

But like I said, bygones are bygones.

We now move forward as a team.

Team Oakley? Yes. [Car honks outside]

Now, that would be the coffee machine.

It's okay, I suppose, you know.

It's not how I would have done it.

No, it's ridiculous. He should have involved you.

You're our hands-on guy, and this is our cellar door.

At least he got your names right.

[Sighs] Look, look, I know this is really galling,

but for now, we've just got to find a way

to live with this new reality. [Cellphone chimes]

Oh, Nic and Vic's appointment. Oh.

We're late. Um --

Oh. Oh, God. Sorry.

♪♪

Um, [laughs] hi, Stacy.

Um, Nic and Vic Grimes have a scan booked for today

We're their support.

We're a teensy a bit late,sorry.

Oh, that's a shame they moved the appointment,

so you've missed it.

What? But -- [Sighs]

Why didn't they let us know?

I think that's pretty obvious. Is it?

Yeah. Maybe you're not a very effective support person.

They didn't want you there.

Or maybe they told you,

but you were too caught up in the big wedding plan now.

Or maybe they're just sick of people going on about weddings.

[Scoffs] I've not been obsessed with the wedding,

and I can't help that we're a bit behind with the planning.

Yeah, this has got to be about the mediation.

Vic must be just feeling guilty.

I-I may have called him shortly after the fact.

What?

Well, in my defense, he did make a monumental mistake.

Well, what did you say to him?

Well, it doesn't matter what was said, does it?

[Sighs] Just -- Just that it was said.

That's obviously why they've been brushing us off.

They're too embarrassed to see us.

We're gonna have to fix this.

I know.

But how?

♪♪

Shopping. Oh, no.

Please don't make me go shopping.

LouisL So, what does one make for an apology dinner?

Oh, I could always get roast pork,

seeing as you made such a pig's ear of everything.

Oh, thank you, Daisy.

I was hoping to put that behind us.

We we're not going to put it behind us

until you apologize to Vic. Now, think.

Blue is the color of forgiveness. Is it?

Yes, of course it is.

It's calm and harmonizing in connection to the throat chakra.

Everyone knows that.

I must have missed that lecture at Cambridge.

Oh, I know. Blueberry pie. Yes.

Perfect. A-And Daisy, don't worry, we will fix this.

Alright? This is a -- this is an olive branch,

just to show them how much we value being part of their lives.

Oh, olives! Definitely. Olive quiche.

Ah, a peace Quiche. Hmm. Okay.

Well, I'll get the olives from the deli,

and you get the blueberries. Right.

Hello there, you. Oh, hello, Yvonne.

[Both laugh awkwardly]

Just, um --

Um, how's the world of, um, uh, policing treating you?

Ah, well, demanding, as usual,

but the doughnuts make it worthwhile. [Laughs]

Um, did you get my text?

Yes, I did, but I wasn't sure what "wyd" -- "wyd" meant,

and -- and the box with the question mark in it.

Okay. So, apparently, "WYD" means "what are you doing,"

and the box with a question mark in it

which should have been a night emoji,

means you don't have emojis on your phone.

Noted. I guess I was just following what the cool kids do.

Oh well, no, I'm flattered

but I think we're both slightly past cool kids.

Yeah, true.

Perhaps something a little more high brow.

Louis, what are you doing [speaks Latin]?

Oh, Latin. I was brung up proper like.

Well, regretfully, I have a prior engagement.

A prior engagement?

Why are you suddenly 75% more British?

I'm sorry -- Am I? [Laughs]

Pperhaps we could, uh, pencil something in for next week?

Thursday?

Well, I mean, we don't have to, you know, get too formal.

We can just keep it fluid. Yeah.

Well, I mean, just grab a coffee next week

or I don't know, whatever.

Hi, Yvonne, how are you? Oh, good, thanks.

Uh, so, change of plan --

Olive quiche and ratatouille.

Oh, great. Yeah.

Anywho, I better get back to it.

Lovely to see you, Daisy. You, too.

Louis. Bye.

♪♪

You alright? You look a little flushed.

I'm fine. Hm. Blueberries?

Oh yes, blueberr--

Well, I haven't gotten the blueberries yet.

[Sighs] Come on then. I was just about to get them.

Oh, they're going to love it. They are.

Oh. Hello, there.

Hello. Oh, I hope I'm invited.

It's a surprise for Nic and Vic.

Aww, that's nice.

I'm sure they'll appreciate that at the moment.

Oh? Any reason?

Ah, no, just, uh, baby overwhelmed.

Aww. And speaking of surprises,

ta da -- wedding cakes, as requested.

And we've got to make a decision on that and the wine list,

but we can't make that decision

until someonedecides on the wedding theme.

So I've done the preliminary tastings,

and these are my faves, okay?

So we have the marzipan,

and then we have the carrot cake with the butter cream icing.

Then we have the vanilla with the dark blue icing.

Oh, um -- um, just maybe I could have a day

to think about it?

Yeah, yeah, for sure, but not much more, eh?

'Cause we are running out of time.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

I've just been a bit distracted with everything,

b-but I'm on it now.

Cake and wines for the wedding are my top priority.

Okay. Well, I'll leave it -- and these -- in your capable hands.

Okay.

♪♪

Peace quiche is in the oven.

Oh, thanks.

Making progress?

Not really. After six engagements,

you'd -- you'd think I'd be an expert by now.

Well, if you ever need a sounding board,

you know where to find someone...

else.

Daisy, I-I don't want to ask this,

and it's -- ugh, oof -- it's so not my place,

but, um, if you're having second thoughts

about marrying David...

Oh, no, no, no. It's definitely not that.

No, no. It's just -- I just can't -- I can't see the day.

I mean, when you've planned five other weddings,

it just feels like the current one shouldn't be anything

like the old ones.

Probably a blessing, in the case of the Tutankhamun-themed one.

All of these weddings failed, and common denominator? Me.

No, No, it was the grooms that weren't right.

♪♪

But this time he -- he is.

♪♪

Do you really believe that?

♪♪

I believe that whatever theme you choose

for your wedding will be wonderful

because you're -- you're marrying the man that you love.

Thank you, Louis.

So you leave this shoot as a replacement,

and then make sure that the distance between them

is a hand's width apart.

All right? Understand? I want you to start on row two.

Oh. [Laughs] No rest for the wicked, eh?

Don't mind me. I'm just here to herald the news

that I remain officially a partner at Oakley.

Congratulations. We did hear it on the grapevine.

This one? [Both laugh]

I'll never tell.

[Laughter]

[Indistinct conversation]

[Laughter]

[Indistinct conversation]

[Knock on door]

Hello!

You know, their car's not here. You did say tonight?

Yeah. Granted, Vic didn't actually respond, but...

Yeah, but if they weren't gonna be home,

they would have let us know, right?

Oh, God, you don't think

the "Sorry, we goofed" card's a bit much?

No, it's perfect. Because we did. Well, you did.

Maybe we should just accept that they're avoiding us.

[Sighs] Well, let's -- let's just leave the dinner here.

It's the best we can do.

Oh, but -- but I worry about ants.

Oh? It'll be alright. Rats and snakes.

They won't be long.

There aren't any snakes in New Zealand.

Or hitchhikers, then.

You're talking about hitchhikers...

William's rather entertaining, isn't he?

Well, he's certainly a breath of fresh air.

Well, you seem to like the fact that he's well traveled,

and yet we haven't discussed my travel idea.

Yes, well, that's because it doesn't warrant discussion.

We cannot just pack up and leave.

Why not? Because it's ridiculous.

No, what's ridiculous is a refusal

to be open to an exciting idea.

Marissa! What?

Look, there is nothing to actually say.

I mean, this is pie in the sky nonsense.

That's it. We have responsibilities.

I'm not being ridiculed by you,

I'm not being overridden by you.

I want to retire, I want to travel,

and I'm going to do what I want without your permission.

♪♪

[Door closes]

♪♪

God's sake.

[Rooster crows]

Gus? What are you doing?

I read that a change of scene helps lift your mood.

So I figured staring at the walls here

would be better than staring at the walls of my caravan.

Oh, Griff?

But, Gus, I promise you, things will get better.

Oh, God. Hardly slept a wink last night.

All the mistakes and missteps of the last six months

been haunting me. Same.

Mm-hmm.

Have you heard anything from Nic or Vic?

Uh, no. [Liquid pouring]

Oh, okay. Enough.

We can't just sit around here like a bunch of Eeyores

moping about things that we can't control.

We need to -- We need to make some decisions on the things

that we can control. Such as?

My wedding. I have control over my wedding.

I just need some clarity.

I am going to go and see Hilary for a reading.

I mean, it won't be an exact prediction.

I'd need Vanessa, my Sydney psychic for that.

Oh yes, Vanessa, that famous conduit to the spiritual realm.

Oh, mock all you want.

Hilary's very insightful and intuitive.

I'm just gonna go and -- I don't know actually.

Okay, bye.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Louis.

There's only two reasons a man buys flowers.

Either he's in love or he's in the dog box.

But which are you? [Laughs]

The dog box. And you?

Um, I-I'm not entirely sure, to be honest.

Well, there is another reason a man buys flowers --

when he suspects he needs to do something,

but he's not sure what.

♪♪

People think they know what they want from tarot,

but usually, they get what they need to hear.

Oh. [Laughs] Well, sounds fabulous. Right.

Oh, that means duality and union.

And because it's upright,

that that signifies soulmates is that right?

Yes, and because -- Yes!

Okay, and, oh, ten of cups.

Fulfillment and -- and happiness and dreams coming true.

Oh, Hilary, you are really very good.

Oh, thank you.

Now, this next card is an indicator

for your immediate future.

Oh, okay.

The hermit?

Well -- Well, that can't be right.

Calm down.

This represents a search for inner truth and guidance.

Oh well, guidance.

That -- That's what I'm here for. Apparently.

Okay.

Oh, no. That means broken promises, doesn't it?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

It's all very, very, very clear.

This wedding will be everything that it needs to be.

However, I sense confusion.

Now let me read your energy. Oh, okay.

I see a golden day bathed in light, and oh, this is good day.

I'm being told the one who walks beside you is the one.

[Sighs]

And I see the celebrant standing in front of you,

ready to officiate your nuptials.

And it's me.

Oh. [Laughs] Which makes sense

because I offer very competitive mates rates.

Okay, good to know.

And Hilary said the day will be filled with golden light,

so we have our theme -- white and gold will be the palette,

and we will have an elegant, white,

three-tiered wedding cake with a gold motif.

And you can choose the flavor. Fantastic.

Yeah. But don't you think wearing a white suit's a bit

"Saturday Night Fever"? [Laughs]

I think you can wear whatever your heart desires.

Are you sure? Yes, I really am.

♪♪

Aww. What?

Oh, nothing.

Just something Hilary said.

[Both chuckle]

[Liquid pouring]

♪♪

Alright, what's all this then? Daisy is supposed to be here

to choose the wine for her wedding.

Oh, well, she's probably still Hilary is getting her

inner eye probed or something.

Who are those for? These are for the cellar door.

I thought it could do with a bit of -- [coughs]

a bit of color in there.

Why are you being so nice to William?

I'm not. I just feel we need to pick our battles.

Or we could just kill them.

Oh! Oh, so sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Wedding stuff.

David can't make it. He was called to the clinic.

Oh, but in that case, I'd be delighted to offer my services.

Oh, that's big of you. Have you heard from Nic and Vic?

Uh, no, not a dicky bit.

Okay, so the theme is light,

so I want something with a light flavor and a golden hue.

Ah-ah-ah! No, champagne first.

Oh. Hm.

Ooh! Mm. Mm.

That's nice, isn't it? I like that one.

That's very nice. Next?

[Laughs] Oh.

Mm. Ooh! Light. That's light. Mm.

Are we drinking or are we tasting?

Well, I don't know if we have to choose, do we?

No. [Laughs]

Okay, Tippy, which one says light to you?

My palette's really off at the moment.

I'm not sure I can judge.

Probably because of...

These need some water.

♪♪

Oh. She will get her palette back, right?

Yes, of course she will.

Now, which one says light, laughter, and enduring love?

♪♪

Oh, that definitely does. That does.

Ooh, I'll have some more of that. It does.

Look, I -- I know I came in a bit hot about my travel idea,

but I was excited and I couldn't wait to share it with you.

Mm. The decision that you made without me.

I know, I know -- bit of a bull in a China shop.

Yes, well, that is very much how it felt.

We've worked very hard to create all this.

But don't you think it's time

we went out into the world to enjoy it?

We don't want to be relics looking at relics, do we?

"We?" What's this "we?"

Have you listened to a single thing I've said?

You might have done everything that you want to do,

but I haven't, and I'm not about to walk away from everything

that we've built just because you feel like swanning off

on some sort of permanent holiday,

and no amount of flowers is going to change that.

You're not the only one who can dig their heels in,

you know.

Oh! Hey, wait, wait, wait.

Hang on, what's happened here?

Somebody vandalized our home with pie.

Well, I don't know, Babe,

this has got possum written all over it.

Look, there's a card.

It's from Daisy and Louis.

They brought us an apology dinner because they've upset us.

They think we're avoiding them.

We're gonna have to tell them, aren't we?

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have to tell them.

[Laughs]

[Slurring] So this is the one that's the strawberry note?

No, that's the -- you like the berry.

You like the woody one. Is it? I do. I do like that.

That's that one. [Mumbles]

[Loud thud] Oh! Oh, God!

If you're gonna keep tasting, you need to eat.

Well, we all have had some cake. [Mumbles]

Yeah. But thanks anyway, Tippo.

[Laughing]

Whoa!

Oh, Tippy, it's fine. It's just --

I have to make my selection, so I've...

Yeah. Well, I would help, but, you know.

Oh, your palate will come back.

Oh.

Problems with your palate, eh? And a baby on the way?

The bigger question is

whether her situation is tenable in the long term.

But I'm sure Tippy will do the right thing and step away.

What?

Given how much she cares about Oakley

and of course Stanley's legacy.

No, no, no, just hang on, just a minute.

Oh!

Louis: No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.

Daisy: Tippy isOakley.

She is the essence of everything

that's good about this place.

-I absolutely agree. -I-I beg your pardon.

I apologize.

You know nothing about Oakley.

I mean, you're only here because you -- you got lucky

in a game of cards.

Daisy, it was hardly luck. Skill.

Oh. [Scoffs] Skill. I could take you in a game

of Texas hold 'em like... [Snaps fingers] that.

Interesting.

And what would we wager?

You lose, you move out of our house.

And if I lose, well, then, we'll go but it's alright.

That's not gonna happen.

Provocative.

♪♪

Challenge accepted.

♪♪

Daisy: Blegh. He's awful.

Oh, fun and games.

Okay. What? No!

No more. I haven't finished.

I'll have a cake.

That's good.

[Birds chirping]

[Glass thuds loudly] Oh!

Time to get up.

Oh, I feel terrible. Oh. What happened last night?

You challenged William to a game of poker.

[Gasps]

Louis, Louis, you need to get up. Huh?

Why -- Why do I have to do anything?

Oh, because I-I challenged William to a game of poker

and if I lose, we have to move out of the house.

Oh, God.

We must, uh, throw ourselves on his -- on his mercy.

Explain it was all a terrible mistake!

Wait, Louis, Louis.

Why are your lips blue?

I don't know.

♪♪

I'm -- I'm sure you could see it for what it was, William.

It was just a drunken joke.

You seemed pretty serious last night.

William, this is not on. You took advantage of a woman

who clearly had far too much to drink.

And surely you don't want to risk your home anymore

than we do. That easy?

A bet is a bet. And I'll understand

if you want to forfeit. The bet will stand.

Well, clearly, I'm not going to forfeit.

Oh, my mistake.

'Cause you strike me as the type of person

who walks away from things.

I wouldn't forfeit this game if you paid me,

you -- you mofo.

I'll tell you what, I'll give you a fair shot.

Me and Jolly Roger over here against you

and the entire Oakley team.

Fine. Great. Roger.

What does "mofo" mean?

Oh, something Tippy called him once. Oh.

These three are called the flop,

and then these cards in the middle

are called the community cards.

You build your hand from these cards

and the two cards in your hands.

I've actually been playing all morning online.

I lost like $600 but I think I've got the hang of it now.

Right. So now we check,

we bet, we raise, or we fold.

Fold.

Raise.

I'll reraise.

Okay, I'm in too.

Right. So the next card is called the turn card,

and for the purpose of this demonstration,

we will go straight to the final card,

and that's the river, right?

So now we place our final bets.

I will see you.

Ah, dealer wins with three queens.

You aregood at this.

Well, I did learn at Stanley's side.

Some of my favorite memories of Stanley

playing poker around his antique card table.

I wonder whatever happened to that table.

Okay, here we go again.

Tippy, what's going on with your face?

Oh, Tip, do you have a good hand?

Mine is terrible.

Gus, you don't tell people what you've got.

And, Tippy, you've got a glaringly obvious tell.

-What? -The blinking.

You need to have a poker face.

Just look at Gus. There's nothing going on.

Daisy, why don't we just cheat?

What? No!

No, we're not going to stoop that low.

Honestly, Daisy, can you beat him?

♪♪

No. I'm not sure I can. Okay.

So I'll knock a glass of wine over the cards

and replace them with marked ones.

Marked ones? What?

No, Louis, that just feels wrong.

Look, it's not my proudest moment,

but what choice do we have?

Well, where would we even get marked cards?

See this pattern? Yeah.

Each card has a small irregularity on the back.

When it comes to dodgy cards,

these bad boys are top of the ring.

Fine, fine.

$50 for two packs of cards, scandalous.

And another $50 to keep quiet?

Do you know what?

I hope you're proud of yourself gouging innocent punters.

You're the one buying cards to cheat with, Louie. Shh!

Don't call me that.

[Clears throat]

♪♪

[Laughs] Hi.

Hi. Um, I-I can't actually stop now,

but I wanted to apologize for being weird the other day

and hoping we can get together to do something soon.

Yes? Yes, I believe that would work.

♪♪

I'm being weird again, aren't I?

A little bit, but I kind of like it.

Okay.

♪♪

Louis: So, look, there's a little marking on the back there,

so what card would this be?

Uh, ooh, uh, th-three of clubs?

Oh! Well done. Okay.

Yes. But we're not gonna bring these out

unless we're in serious trouble though, are we?

Well, I think we -- [Door opens]

Hello!

Oh! Oh! Oh, you're here!

-Oh! -[Laughs]

We found the diner. Thank you.

The pie was perfect.

Yes, perfect. Talk about delicious.

Have a seat.

Sorry, we weren't at home.

We had to take a short trip.

But we're back now. We -- We wanted you to know

that, um, that we -- that Iwas

very sorry for what I said to you after the mediation.

-Oh. -Yes.

And I'm sorry if the wedding stuff's taken over.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You guys -- You guys are the best.

I know it might feel like we've been pushing you away,

but -- but we haven't.

Well, we've got -- we've got something we need to tell you.

Well, recently we found out that our little boy is great,

but our little girl isn't doing as well as she should.

And whatever is happening may affect her permanently,

but we won't know until the twins are born.

-Mm. -Oh, Nic.

Oh, no, no, please don't feel sad for us.

No. Look, we're so excited to meet her.

And we really love her to bits.

That's a hell of a thing to hear about your child.

I-I cannot even imagine. Why didn't you say anything?

We just needed time to figure it out. That's all.

And everything is going to be okay.

She's gonna be a real corker.

She absolutely is.

Is there anything we can do?

You just keep doing what you've been doing.

Be great heart parents and friends.

-We're right beside you. -Yeah, always.

Nic: Oh, you guys. [Laughs]

Oh! [Laughs] Feels good to share it.

So, so what's happening here?

Oh. Oh.

-Oh, nothing. -Nothing.

No, nothing important.

[Cards plunk]

[Crickets chirping]

♪♪

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I've organized a dealer.

I thought tonight's game should be as clean as a whistle.

So who better to oversee that than a copper?

Hi, all. This looks like fun.

I hope I'm not gonna have any trouble.

[Laughs]

Alright. Okay, bits in the blind, please.

♪♪

Flush beats three of a kind.

Oh, well, early days.

♪♪

Ah! [Laughs] Yay.

♪♪

♪♪

[Laughs]

♪♪

Fold.

♪♪

William: Bravo, Jolly, bravo.

♪♪

♪♪

I will see you.

♪♪

Straight.

[Laughs]

♪♪

Louis: Oh, God! Oh, I'm so sorry. What an oaf.

No, it's alright though.

I-I think I've got another pack somewhere.

Sweet as. I have spares. Oh.

Oh. Oh, great.

♪♪

Daisy: All-in.

♪♪

I'll call you.

♪♪

Oh, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.

I really am very sorry.

Flush beats three of a kind.

Right then, Gus, old boy. Just me and you.

Okay, gents, bits in the blind, thanks.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Incredible. William can't read him.

♪♪

Gus: All-in.

♪♪

I'll call you.

♪♪

Full house.

I only have this 10. Daisy: Oh!

Oh, Gus, you did it.

And this one. [Laughing]

Four of a kind beats a full house.

Oh!

I hope you've got your packing boxes handy.

[Sighs] William, I made the bet,

so I'll move out, but please, just let Louis stay.

Oh, no, Daisy, don't.

And if you won, Daisy, would you cut me any slack, hmm?

Let me stay on?

I thought as much.

♪♪

[Laughs, claps] Ah!

♪♪

I told you we should have killed him.

Well, we'll still be working here every day.

We haven't lost Oakley, just access to the house.

I'm just thankful you two don't have to move out.

I mean, I can stay at David's.

Louis -- No, no, no.

Henry can find me a sofa to kip on or something.

I'm sorry I lost the game.

Oh, Gus, don't you dare. This is entirely my fault.

No, no, it's not.

We all wanted him out.

♪♪

So it's -- it's -- it's gonna be okay.

♪♪

♪ I've never felt more like a drop in the ocean tonight ♪

♪♪

♪ My head is heavy and I think I'm all out of fight ♪

♪♪

♪ I have my sights set on this bright horizon ♪

♪ This was my ever after ♪

♪♪

♪ This was my ever after ♪

♪♪

[Sighs]

♪♪

♪ Twist in time and a slipper fade mistake ♪

♪♪

♪ A shifting in the Earth's underground tectonic plates ♪

♪♪

♪ Beneath the sky, my world is spinning round ♪

♪♪

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