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-You are absolutely the woman I want in my life right now.

-[Giggles]

-Married?

Not that it's any of my business.

-I'm widowed, actually.

-We're having twins. -Twins? Oh.

-Cut!

-I just got offered the lead in this massive series.

I'm going to LA.

-What, he treats you mean, keeps you keen,

and now he wants to take you away from everything you love?

-Yeah, I'm going to LA. -What?

-Hey Gus, what am I doing?

Daisy -- she's with somebody, and I'm what?

-You're giving her a choice.

-5, 4...

-I'm engaged.

[Cheering]

-I'm William. I'm an old friend of Stanley's.

I came for Oakley. I own half of it.

♪ There once was a ship that put to sea ♪

♪ The name of the ship was the Billy O'Tea ♪

♪ The winds blew up, her bow dipped down ♪

♪ Oh, blow, my bully boys, blow, ha! ♪

-♪ Soon may the Wellerman come ♪ -Ugh!

-♪ To bring us sugar and tea and rum ♪

♪ One day, when the tonguing is done ♪

♪ We'll take our leave and go ♪

♪ She'd not been two weeks from shore ♪

♪ When down on her a right whale bore ♪

♪ The captain called all hands and swore ♪

-♪ He'd take that whale in tow ♪ -[Sighs]

-♪ Soon may the Wellerman come ♪

♪ To bring us sugar and tea and rum ♪

♪ One day, when the tonguing is done ♪

-♪ We'll take our leave and go ♪ -Vic!

-♪ Before the boat had hit the water ♪

-Oh, hi there. Would you like to donate to a charitable cause?

-♪ All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her ♪

♪ When she dived down low ♪

♪ Soon may the Wellerman come ♪

♪ To bring the sugar and tea and rum ♪

♪ One day, when the tonguing is done ♪

♪ We'll take our leave and go ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-da ♪

[Laughs]

[The East Pointers' "Wintergreen" plays]

♪♪

♪ Let it breathe, if it doesn't breathe, it's gonna die ♪

♪ Let us see, if you let it be, is it gonna fly? ♪

♪ Set it free ♪

♪ And if it leaves we say goodbye ♪

♪ The web we weave and then we grieve ♪

♪ And then we cry ♪

♪ I want to tell you before I forget ♪

♪ Despite the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Wintergreen can't outshine your radiance ♪

♪ Wintergreen I love you more than anything ♪

♪ Wintergreen despite the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪♪

-♪ Soon may the Wellerman come ♪

♪ To bring us sugar and tea and rum ♪

♪ One day, when the tonguing is done ♪

♪ We'll take our leave and go ♪

Ahoy, Oakley Wines!

[Chuckles] -Oh.

-I've made pancakes.

-Uh, you really don't need to make us breakfast,

William.

-Well, you say that every morning.

-Yes, I do. And still you continue to do it.

-Morning meeting.

I think it's time to accelerate the idea of a new cellar door.

-Oh.

-As Daisy and I have told you many times, William,

we already have a tasting room which is perfectly serviceable

and there is no need to spend time or money on a new one.

-Yes, William,

I think what Louis is trying to say

is that while we appreciate all the work you've been doing --

-I'm simply towing my fair share of the load.

-Yes.

We just worry that you're putting in a lot of effort

for something that you don't really have a stake in.

-[Clears throat] Legally speaking.

-"Legally speaking". [Chuckles] You're a card, Louis.

Now, would you like maple syrup with those pancakes?

-No thanks. -Uh, I will.

Thank you, William. [Chuckles]

-[Whistling] -What?

He made his pancakes pretty good. [Chuckles]

-Daisy.

♪♪

You know, I don't think I'm gonna make it.

-Come on, Louis. It's two days.

Two days, and then we'll be free of him.

-It's that bloody "Wellerman" song.

It's borrowed right into my brain.

I don't think I'll ever be free.

-Well, I could always Rickroll you tonight.

-What? -Rickroll.

You know, Rick Astley.

♪ Never gonna give you up ♪

-Oh. -Yeah, never mind.

There are other things we need to talk about.

-I still say it might be weight gain.

-Come on, Louis.

You know Tippy's pregnant.

I know Tippy's pregnant. Tippy knows Tippy's pregnant.

It's just, why hasn't she told us she's pregnant?

-Well, there's obviously a reason

she's not talking to us about it.

-Yeah, well, probably because she thinks the future

of Oakley hinges on her.

-It does. -Yes,

but, you know, we need to let her know that she's family first

and a vintner second.

-Yeah.

I'd say about equal on both fronts.

-No, Louis, this is important.

-Look, when Tippy's ready to talk, she will.

Right now, we need to concentrate

on the more pressing problem at hand,

which is getting rid of bloody William, the bloody Wellerman.

And our case is looking as tight as a drum.

-Really?

-Now, if I may begin.

-Now, shouldn't you address me as Your Honor or something?

-Uh, I could, but technically it's just a mediation.

We won't actually be appearing before a judge, but, um...

[Clears throat]

You sure you don't want to pop down?

-Oh, no. I quite like it up here. Proceed.

-Mr. William McCallum is an inveterate gambler.

-Ah.

-In fact, his entire case is a gamble.

-Ooh, that's a good opening.

-Which is why, upon finding himself low on funds,

he decided to head off to New Zealand

to mooch off his old friend and fellow traveler, Stanley.

-Excellent.

-Now, upon discovering that Stanley Oakley was dead,

a new plan began to form.

Mr. McCallum chanced his hand by moving in and refusing to leave.

He has ridden this stalemate as far as he possibly can.

Well, that stalemate ends here today.

I'm sure you'll agree that a last will and testament

is more legally binding than a beer stained bar menu.

-Wow. [Cellphone chimes]

The defense rests. -Oh, very good.

Although, if we were actually doing this,

then you and I would be the prosecution.

-Um, I have to go. David needs me, so...

And I couldn't possibly go like this. [Chuckles]

-Oh, God forbid. Thanks.

♪♪

♪♪

-Stacy. Hi.

Can you please let David know that I'm here?

-Do you have an appointment?

No, no, no. He asked me to come down.

It's wedding stuff.

-I'll see if he's available.

Your name?

Uh, Daisy. Uh, you know me, Stacy.

-Daisy. Wait here.

-Oh, Nic?

Hey. What are you -- What are you doing here

by yourself?

-Oh, um, Vic's been super busy with...something.

-Well, you know, you could have called me.

I mean, I'm -- I'm not Vic,

but I'm -- I'm a super proud heart parent.

-Oh, no, no, no. It's just a routine checkup.

[Car horn honks] -Oh. Well, okay.

-I'll send out the heart parent signal if I need you.

-There she is, my beautiful bride to be.

-Aw. So what's the big emergency?

-Ah, well, Kathy Matheson has discovered that her fiancé,

Craig, has been having an affair with her sister.

-I'm sorry, who discovered what?

-All you need to know is their wedding is off

and the venue that I thought was completely off the cards

is now available.

Check it out.

I mean, this is a venue with a capital V.

V for "very cool".

I mean, look at it.

-Uh, yeah, I'm looking.

Uh...

Oh! [Chuckles]

Uh, so don't you think it's a little bit "Game of Thrones"?

-Well, I don't know. I've never seen that TV series.

I heard it was just all boobs and dragons.

-Uh, yeah. Pretty much.

-All right, well, people loved it,

so we're onto a winner.

-Yeah. Well, it's just, you know,

it doesn't have a great track record

when it comes to weddings.

-Right. -A bit of a history of

out and out of slaughter. [Chuckles]

-Right.

So this place is out, and we've got six weeks

to find another one. -Mm-hmm.

-You are an events expert

and I have a vast amount of experience

in a wide range of weddings,

so... -Oh.

Is there something I should know?

-What? No. No.

No, it's just that someone was always getting married

or remarried

and I just grew up loving everything about big weddings.

-Oh. Why is this something I'm only learning about you now?

-Well, because we haven't hung out at many weddings.

My whanau, we do good weddings.

-Well, that bodes well for us then, doesn't it?

-Yeah. -[Giggles]

-[Laughs] More tea, Vicar? -Don't mind if I do.

Now, I'm not overstaying my welcome, am I?

-Oh, no, William. You're very welcome here

anytime.

-Mi casa es su casa. -Mm.

La vida es una aventura, atrévete.

Which means "Life is an adventure.

Be brave."

Picked up a little bit of Spanish

with an all Spanish crew sailing around the Mediterranean.

But a man of the world like you, Don,

I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

Hmm?

You two must have traveled the globe.

-Not as much as you'd think.

-Why would we need to go anywhere?

I mean, look at that view.

We would be hard pressed to beat that.

-Mm.

It is a fine vista, but I have seen better.

-Hmm.

-The Bay of Kotor. Montenegro.

I was standing on the bow, watching the sunrise,

seeing the old buildings spring to life as the sun touched them.

You know, I've played cards with the king of Egypt,

I've danced in the rain with a real live princess,

but all that pales in insignificance

next to that beautiful morning on the Bay of Kotor.

-Sounds perfect.

-It was, Don. It was.

-Well, I'm guessing won't be long

before you're off wandering again.

-Ah, young man's game.

I'm ready to settle here,

at Oakley.

-So you're not worried about the impending mediation case?

-[Chuckles]

Not at all.

-Louis, have you heard anything from Vic?

[Taps spoon]

-Listen.

-What? I can't hear anything.

-Exactly. No clattering of pots and pans.

-Oh.

-No endless stories about world travel, and best of all,

no shanties about whalers tonguing.

-[Chuckles]

-What is tonguing anyway, in terms of whales?

-Oh, you don't want to know.

It's very unpleasant. Don't Google it.

[Clears throat]

[Sighs]

-[Sighs]

So, Tippy -- -Please, Daisy.

Just give me a moment to enjoy my Earl Gray in peace.

-Oh, come on, Louis.

You just have to talk to her and get it out in the open.

-Oh, so I'm head of HR now, am I?

-Well, you're the one reading the book.

-You do realize that the traditional English response

to human resources has been to imprison everyone

and plunder their riches.

-I'm asking you to talk to her, not invade the Falklands.

-Uh, strictly speaking, we didn't invade.

We were there first. -Come on, Louis.

You've got a relationship with her.

-You've got a relationship with her too.

-You're afraid to talk to her, aren't you?

-[Sighs]

You're the people person. Honestly, of the two of us,

Which is better suited to this task?

[Knock on door]

-Knock, knock. Hi. -What's this?

-Oh, it's a -- it's a Daisy charcuterie board.

Got some lovely runny cheese and eggs and sushi

and pate and sprouts, mussels.

-Strange mix of stuff.

-Yeah, it's a treat for us girls.

I thought we could have a chat.

-Hmm.

-So would you like some cheese?

It's nice and ripe and runny.

-No thanks.

-Any particular reason why not?

-Cheese ruins the palate for wine.

That's why wine and cheese evenings are so stupid.

-What about some mussels? -Are they raw?

-Smoked. -I only eat raw.

-Pate? -Never liked brown food.

-Sushi? -Or cold rice.

Unless it's hot outside.

-Mm-hmm.

Tippy, is there anything you'd like to discuss?

Just us girls. Anything at all.

-Actually, there is. -Yes?

-You're not gonna like it, though.

-Well, you don't know that. It's me.

You can tell me anything.

-It's about my bridesmaid dress.

I wanted to make a change. -Oh.

Oh. You think you might need it altered

and maybe let out at the waist a little bit?

-I want to wear flowing pants and like a loose shirt instead.

-Pants?

Oh. Uh... Um...

Well, it's just that my bridesmaids' dresses

was the one thing that I'd lock down for the wedding.

-Oh, if there's too much trouble...

-No, no, no, no, it's fine. -Thanks.

Nice chat. -[Chuckles] Yep.

♪♪

[Cocktail shaking]

♪♪

-Daisy. Here.

I have a surprise for you.

-Hmm? -[Chuckles]

-It's called Daisy's Delight.

It's a wedding gift.

-Sorry? -For your wedding.

A signature cocktail.

-Oh, uh, yes, William.

I appreciate the thought, but it's not really me.

-I've bought all the rum in bulk,

wholesale prices through the business.

-So Oakley's paying for this?

-Mm... -Oh, William, I'm sorry,

but rum cocktails don't fit the theme, so...

-Theme? So what's the big picture for the special event?

You know, what's the overall mood?

Well, right now, it's dark and stormy.

-Oh, great cocktail. Look, Daisy,

I've organized quite a few parties in my time.

-Yes, William, I'm a bit of an event planner myself.

[Vehicle backfires]

-Oh. You two are gonna love this.

[Laughs]

♪♪

♪♪

Louis, Daisy,

may I present Roger, or Jolly Roger as I like to call him,

on account of his sunny disposition. [Chuckles]

He's here to build a cellar door.

-But we already have a cellar door.

-You'll enjoy working with him.

-I only work alone.

-Oh, well, he only works alone,

but you'll be more than happy with the end result.

-Hmm. We can't afford it.

-Well, you see, that's the best thing, Louis.

Roger works for free.

-What? Why?

-Well, let's just say he does it out

of the kindness of his heart.

-William, we have only a few days to go before the mediation.

-Yes,

and to make big changes without consulting us

when you probably won't be here --

-Oh, come on, partners.

Let's not look at gift horse in the mouth, shall we?

-I'm going to say no to this generous offer.

-Me too.

-You're saying no? Well, let me tell you something.

I own half of this vineyard.

And I say he stays. End of discussion.

The long arm of the law.

-Yvonne, how can we help you?

-You can tell me who owns this backfiring rust bucket

of rolling violations.

I've heard reports of gunshots from Cooper's Gap to Peak View.

Well, I think maybe

a little roadworthy inspection is an order.

Yes?

-Tell you what, while she's busy,

I'll show you where you're gonna stay.

There's an unused caravan up the back.

-It's not unused, actually.

-Hey. Don't leave the premises.

-Yeah, I'll bring him right back, Officer.

Fear not. -So will I.

-[Chuckles]

-There she is.

Your home away from home for the next few weeks.

-Weeks? William, this is unacceptable.

This is Gus's home.

-Oh.

-Nope.

-Oh, come on, love.

Gus is off living his best life in Hollywood

with his significant other.

He's not coming back.

♪♪

[Sighs] Come on. Don't worry about her.

You can camp down at the cellar door.

That way it'll cut down on your commute to work.

[Chuckles]

-It's getting a bit busy round here, isn't it?

-It is. The more the merrier, they say.

-They say. What does Louis Oakley say?

-Um, well, I say,

give me four walls and the certainty

that the phone will not ring.

That's better than any spar.

-Solitude is not all it's cracked up to be.

I don't mind a crowd. I just prefer a smaller one.

-Oh.

-How small is small? -Mm, capacity of two.

No que for the bath.

-Oh, well, that sounds perfect, -Doesn't it?

-Far from the madding crowd.

-"Whenever you look up, there shall I be,

and whenever I look up, there --"

-"...there will be you."

-We did Thomas Hardy at book club.

-Oh.

-So much better than "Cat's Eye".

-Oh, God. [Chuckles]

-Anyway, no rest for the wicked.

-Yeah.

♪♪

♪♪

[Relaxing music playing]

-Hi. -Hi.

-Just thought I'd pop by, see how you are.

-Oh, fine. -Good.

Got time for a cuppa?

-Uh, sorry.

No, it's just our birthing guru is here.

-Oh, uh, sorry.

Louis and I had that in our diaries for next week,

but I'm here now, so I could be --

-Oh, hi, Daisy.

Actually, it's just me and Nic today because of the energies.

-Yeah, that's right, Yeah, the energies.

-Yeah. -Vic,

have you done something with your, um...

-Nope. [Chuckles]

Better get back to it, eh?

-Yeah. -See you.

-Okay.

-Sorry.

It's just we want to do everything by the book.

-No, I totally understand.

Yeah. It's just, I'm just -- I'm just checking.

Um, I-I haven't done anything to upset you, have I?

-No.

We just have a lot on our minds.

I better get back to it. -Yeah, of course.

Um, just, you know, I'm here if you need me.

-Okay. -[Both chuckle]

♪♪

-I'm exploring the energies and vibrations around you,

the babies, and Vic.

-Am I vibrating?

Oh, I'm sorry, -What do the vibrations say?

-Love. A lot of love and strengths.

-Everyone says I look different.

-You have put on a bit of sympathy weight, babe.

-Is there any way that could be affecting my energies?

-Yes.

Yes, your energies are a little different.

No. No, you look exactly the same to me.

And is there anything else?

-Well, let me consult my divination cup. Now...

-Yeah, it's just, um...

-Yes, I know exactly where it is.

-It's that we really want to do everything right.

-There is no right or wrong,

No, one new life, it's the beginning of --

it's the beginning of all things.

Wonder, hope, dream, of possibilities.

You are creating two lives.

-It's pretty scary. -Yeah.

I know. You're strong, and so is the bond between you all.

And when you're ready for others to join you

on this path, you'll know.

Hmm.

[Pig snorting]

[Claps hands] -Wanda.

[Sighs]

I feel my mind drifting at the moment, Wanda.

Yes, I know. Let your mind drift.

Just make sure it remembers to come back.

I'd hate to lose my mind, eh, old girl?

Yes, yes. The irony is not lost on me.

I'm the one conversing with the pig

and you're the one doing all the talking.

Louis. Wanda, it's Louis.

What brings you to our little corner of the world?

-Oh, well, I'm searching for a bit of sanity, Don.

-What? -[Wanda snorts]

-Oh, Wanda says you've come to the right place.

-Oh, well, thank you, Wanda.

You know, you're much better company than some humans.

I know.

-William? -The very man.

-You know, he's not a bad chap,

given half a chance.

-Don, I have given that man so many chances.

Sometimes it feels like I've invited a vampire

across our threshold.

-Well, you know the best way

to deal with vampires, don't you?

Holy water.

-[Chuckles] I knew I can rely on you, Don.

-Now, this is only a temporary fix.

You realize he'll still be there in the morning?

-Oh, yes. I know, but don't worry.

I think our case is wrapped up tighter

than an extremely tight thing.

What? Do you know something I don't?

-We had dinner with William last night

and he seemed very confident.

-Daisy. -Hmm?

-Has William said anything to you about the mediation?

-No. Why?

-Don says he's confident -- overly confident about winning.

I mean, he could be bluffing I suppose,

or maybe he's just --

Do you think he's trying to get inside our heads?

-Well, I think he's already in there.

So, what are we going to do?

-Well, I'll just go over the case again

with a fine-toothed comb.

-Actually, I've been meaning to ask you,

has -- has Vic been acting a bit weird lately?

-Weirder than usual, you mean? No, I don't think so.

Oh, while you were there,

did you manage to get any intel from Nic about Tippy's, uh...

-What, you think because Nic's pregnant,

she's got some biological alarm clock going off,

alerting her to other pregnant women in the vicinity?

-No, of course not.

No, that'd be ridiculous.

Oh, look. You know what? This has gone far enough.

We're going to see Tippy. -What?

-Come on. -Oh, Louis.

No.

Louis.

-[Chuckles]

[Grunting] Tippy.

Hello.

Um, there's an unspoken situation here

that really needs to be, um, spoken,

about the apparent change

in your...

Which could be, as I think,

a localized expansion of...fat,

or it could be the result of a dalliance of a, uh...

of a sexual nature.

-Okay. [Chuckles]

Tippy, what Louis is trying to say is that we were wondering

if -- if we're about to hear the patter of tiny feet.

-A patter that we would welcome.

-Yes. -I mean, celebrate, in fact.

I mean, we are a business here,

but we are first and foremost a family.

-Yes, exactly.

And if that family were about to expand...

-Yes.

Not in an extra dress size up kind of way.

More -- More, well, biological.

-Yes.

A beautiful biological way, then it would be good

for us to know how to expand.

-Yes. As you expand. -Yes.

-In conclusion...

-I just hope that we've made it, um...

-Well, the position. -The position. Yeah.

Let's hope we made it clear.

-Tippy.

You're pregnant?

-Yeah. -Gus.

-Hello. -Hey.

-So, Gus, you must have all kinds of questions for Tippy

about her condition.

-No. No, it seems pretty straightforward.

-Well, I'm so glad you're back, Gus.

Wasn't expecting you quite so early for the wedding.

-Griff and I broke up.

-What? Oh, Gus, I'm sorry.

Why didn't you or Griff say anything?

-I'm kind of saying it now.

-Are you all right?

-Do you want to talk about it?

-Ah, the prodigal son returns.

-And you're still here. -Yes.

I've become something of a permanent, much loved fixture.

-Neither of those things is true.

-I don't think anyone wants you here.

-Fair enough.

A new shoe always hurts a little at first.

-Tippy told me about the case. You're gonna win, right?

-Yeah.

Yeah, probably.

-Probably? -Probably. Yeah.

-11:45 A.M.

14.8 degrees Celsius. -It's ridiculous.

-Oh, well, if you don't want it, I'll take it back.

-Oh, no, no, no.

You've plugged it in now, so it might as well stay.

-Mm. -Uh-uh, what are you doing?

Don't move anything.

I have everything just the way I like it.

-What?

So these moldy old coffee cups on the table

are just the way you like it ? Is that it?

-Okay. Okay. You can probably move those.

-Mm.

-Oh, Hils, you're blind as a bat.

-I am not. I can see.

I just -- I just have to be close.

Really close and out the side of my eye like that .

I don't have to see to know how you're looking at me ,

Rissy.

-Face facts.

Your sight is leaving the building ,

and there is no problem with accepting help.

Now, I've already sent Roy and Pete

over to help you in the vineyard.

So you didn't say no to that, did you?

-[Chuckles] I'd be a fool to turn down

free laborers.

-On that subject, I've been thinking.

-Uh-oh .

-Now that you've got them here helping you,

why don't you let me take over your production as well?

-Oh, oh, I see what you're trying to do.

Yeah, a little bit of help here,

a little bit of bookkeeping there,

and before I know it,

you'd have stolen the vineyard out from under my nose.

Okay. Okay .

Well, I'm desperate to steal this place.

A run-down old eyesore. God.

-I know no one else dares say no to Marissa, but I do.

Read my lips. No.

-So it's over? -Yep.

You know, everything you warned me about happened.

Griff had his work and his friends

and I just had Griff,

and I didn't want him to give up his life,

so I set him free.

So why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?

-'Cause I know you'd come straight back.

-Yeah, I would have. Do you want to talk about it?

How did it actually happen?

-The usual way.

You want me to draw you a picture?

-Do I know the father?

-No. But he's a good guy. You'd like him.

-So how are, uh, Daisy and Louis holding up?

-You know, all good.

They're really pulling their weight.

-Do they still, you know,

like, need me or...

-We all need you, Gus. You're the glue.

The only thing you need to worry about

is what we all need to worry about --

William.

♪♪

-Voila. Do you remember that?

-Oh, for heaven's sake.

That's from our honeymoon in Paris.

Where did you find it? Where's it been?

-In the box room. -[Chuckles]

Best holiday we ever had.

-Not only the best holiday,

but the only holiday we've ever had.

-Oh, rubbish. No.

We were at the wine conference in London

and we had a growers conference in Napa,

and last year, we were at Martha's Vineyard

with the sustainability tour.

-They weren't holidays, they were all work.

-Oh, semantics. Work and play.

-We've visited places, but we've never experienced them.

-What's going on here?

-I talked to Ben. -Mm-hmm?

-He's happy to take over the vineyards.

-What? -It's time for us to retire

and -- and fill our shelves with silly souvenirs,

and a heart's worth 1,000 memories. We've earned it.

-You have no right to talk to Ben behind my back.

No right to make a decision like this without me.

Don.

♪♪

♪♪

[Saw buzzing]

-Now, when I look around this room, I know we're gonna win,

not just 'cause our opponent has a terrible case,

which he most certainly does, but well, because of all of you.

-Oh. Here, here. -Destroy him.

-You sure you don't want us to come with you?

-Oh, no. Thanks Gus.

You stay here and wait to enjoy the fruits of victory.

-Wait, victory fruits?

Are they like strawberries?

Because I'm allergic to strawberries.

-No, it's metaphorical.

-No, it's not. It's a medical condition.

-Right. Right. -Mm.

-Good luck. -Thanks.

-Okay.

I made this for when they get back.

-Oh, I'd take it easy today, Roger.

And when we get back, you can pack up and head home.

-Wouldn't be so sure about that.

-Oh, I'm pretty sure.

-I'm pretty sure I had him in our last game too,

but here I am.

The devil has many tricks,

but the best one is making you think you're winning

when you've already lost.

-Oh. -[Scoffs]

-Hmm.

-All the best.

-Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.

How do you do this all the time?

-Well, I don't anymore, do I?

We both just need to keep calm. -Right.

I mean, he's got nothing, right?

-Right. -Yeah.

-[Exhales deeply] Just ridiculous.

I feel like I'm back at the Old Bailey.

Look, it's just -- it's a mediation

and we hold all the cards. -Yes.

Except he is a professional player.

♪♪

-Daisy. Daisy.

-William, could I have a word, please?

-You have my undivided attention.

-Um, when I first came to Oakley,

I just wanted a quick sale and then back to my life in Sydney.

But I found something here -- a connection, to Stanley,

to my past, to the people.

I found a purpose. Oakley is my purpose.

It's -- It's Louis's purpose. It's Gus and Tippy's.

Can you honestly say that it's yours?

-Daisy,

no matter what happens,

there will always be a place for you at Oakley.

♪♪

-He's definitely up to something.

-Why? What did he say? -Oh, it's not what he said.

It's the way that he said it.

He's convinced he's going to win.

-I'm convinced he's bluffing.

♪♪

-M'lord --

-Oh, not the last time I looked, Mr. Oakley,

but you may call me Gail.

-Shall I sit down? -You may.

-[Clears throat]

Six months ago,

Mr. William McCallum arrived on our doorstep claiming

to own 50% of our business and our property, Oakley Wines.

-Now, we are good, kind people,

so we said that he could stay with us for a few days,

but he refused to leave, and he has been there ever since.

-What Mr. McCallum has as evidence for his claim

is little more than a drunken promise scrawled

on the back of a beer stained bar menu.

Furthermore, we've no way of knowing who witnessed

this so called deed.

It is simply a scrawled illegible signature,

and we only have Mr. McCallum's word that Stanley even wrote it.

But what we do have is a written,

witnessed and notarized will,

a legal document which leaves Oakley Wines to myself

and to Miss Monroe as the sole heirs.

-Well, Mr. Oakley makes some very salient points,

and I must warn you, Miss McCallum,

if the menu is the only thing you have,

it will not stand up in a court of law.

Now, may I suggest we take a short bathroom break?

Apologies. UTI. Ghastly.

-Ooh! It was amazing.

-Well, that felt pretty amazing.

-Well, you heard Gail.

That bar menu is not gonna get the job done.

-Yeah.

-Finally, we're going to have our home to ourselves again.

-[Chuckles]

-[Chuckles]

-I should get some water. I have a dry throat after that.

[Clears throat]

[Humming "Wellerman"]

♪♪

♪♪

-Ah. -Oh.

-Fancy seeing you here.

-Well, you know, there was a time

when the place to find me was in a courthouse.

'Cause I was being a lawyer,

not 'cause I was always being arrested.

-Right.

So just the once, then? Public indecency.

-Oh, yeah.

I was kind of hoping you hadn't seen that.

-Well, it seems to me everyone saw that

piccadilly willy. -Yeah, well,

social media's got a lot to answer for.

So what brings you here?

-Him. -Hello.

-But actually, I was wanting to talk to you about a case,

not this one.

A young lad from Peak View.

Been up to no good. -Oh, yeah.

What a little lout. Hope they threw the book at him.

-No, he's a good kid. I'd like to help him out.

-Yeah, I mean, when I say "louts",

that's probably what other people are saying

about him,

less empathetic types.

-Well, I could use some legal advice about it,

so could you... -Of course.

No, I am your humple servant.

Humble -- Humble servant. Humple.

Don't even know where that came from.

I-I-I'd best be getting along.

-Okay.

Well, come on, then.

[Chuckles]

-Mr. McCallum.

-Gail, they say a man who represents himself

has a fool for a client.

While I'm no lawyer,

albeit a disbarred, disgraced lawyer,

like my fellow colleague, I'm certainly no fool.

I know that this bar menu isn't worth the paper

it's written on.

♪♪

But this deed is.

♪♪

When Stanley sobered up,

he agreed to supply me with a properly executed deed.

You'll note there

that it was witnessed by Stanley Oakley's lawyer,

a Mr. Victor Grimes.

-Oh. Vic.

-Oh.

-[Sighs]

-[Sighs]

-Oh, babe, Louis is a friend.

I'm sure he I didn't mean it at all.

He's just really upset.

-Oh, it's all my fault.

Stanley was always giving me things to sign.

I didn't even know what I was signing.

I'm such an idiot.

I can never face them again.

-It's been a really shit month, hasn't it? [Chuckles]

[Chickens clucking]

♪♪

♪♪

-♪ ...may the Wellerman come ♪

♪ To bring us sugar and tea and rum ♪

♪ One day, when the tonguing is done ♪

-You guys can hang out in my room if you like.

-♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

Hey!

♪♪

-I feel like I should say something right no,

but I just don't know what to say, you know?

-Mm.

-There's nothing to say, Gus.

We're stuck with bloody William and his

whale tonguing shitty shanties.

-Oh, no thanks, Tippy.

I think I'm just gonna get some air.

-You okay? -Yeah.

I mean, I have had my fair share of bad days in court,

but today pretty much left them all for dead.

-Is there anything we can do?

-Well, we could try for the High Court,

but even if we could afford a KC, with the evidence

that William gave today, it'd be a waste of time.

No, I think William has us, ironically, over a barrel.

I'm just so sorry, Daisy. I let you down.

-No, no, you haven't. You haven't let anyone down.

-Oh.

I better get going.

-Going where? -Well, it's a legal thing.

I said I'd help a friend out, and I figured a couple

of bottles of liquid lubrication couldn't hurt.

-Surely, you can postpone, given the circumstances.

-No, I think the distraction would be good for me.

-So... [Clears throat]

♪♪

♪♪

No, I think you're gonna be absolutely fine.

-Well, you can color me impressed.

You must have been a hell of a lawyer back in the day.

-[Chuckles]

[Sighs]

-What?

-Well, yes, the case is quite complicated,

but for me, it's a doddle.

On the flip side,

I can't seem to solve my own legal problems at all.

-How could you possibly have known he was sitting

on a signed deed?

-I know. I couldn't.

But the fault ultimately lies with Muggins here.

[Chuckles]

-Losing isn't the end of everything.

Do you want to know the secret to getting back up again?

-Mm. I do.

-One simple truth.

Life goes on, and fortune favors the brave.

-You're a very wise woman.

-Well, flattery will get you everywhere, Mr. Oakley.

-Right. Well, I-I suppose I'm gonna be toddling back home,

back to the land of the loss

and the harbor of endless damn sea shanties.

-I'm afraid I can't allow that.

-Sorry? -You're over the limit.

Legally, I can't let you drive.

-But you kept topping up...my glass.

-Did I?

♪♪

♪♪

Fortune favors the brave.

-Indeed, it does.

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