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Love,

exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

Love,

life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow

it floats back to you.

The love boat

soon will be making another run.

The love boat

promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,

your mind on a new romance.

Love

won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile

on a friendly shore.

Yes love!

Welcome aboard.

Is love.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I'm captain stubing.

Oh, I'm Eleanor gardener.

Welcome aboard.

Have you sailed with us before?

Oh, no, no. I'm a novice.

This is my first cruise.

Tell me, do they have organized

tours at ports like...

Mazatlan or puerto vallarta?

Yes...

We can give you that information

in the purser's lobby.

But when we get to port,

would you care for a personal escort?

Ooh, ooh, that...Well,

that sounds very interesting.

I'll ask my husband when he

comes aboard.

Husband.

Mu husband is doctor Todd gardener

the author.

Mrs. Gardener?

I'll check out that

information.

Please, don't hesitate to call

me if you need anything,

anywhere, at anytime.

Until then, have a wonderful cruise

and welcome aboard.

So, I'll see you around the ship.

Okay. Bye bye.

Gardener.

Dr. Todd gardener.

Gopher?

What?

Gardener.

Dr. Gardener?

Yes, dear?

I'm Nancy bishop. Hi.

Have we met?

No, but your picture's on

the jacket of your book.

Oh, right.

Dr. Gardener wrote

"the now marriage."

Oh, I don't believe i'm

familiar with your book.

It's all about open

marriage where husbands and

wives agree to have other

relationships.

Yes.

Other relatioships?

You mean like fooling around?

Gopher.

Ah, yes.

Dr. and Mrs. Gardener,

in cabin three-fifty on the promenade deck.

Well, how 'bout that your

cabin's right down the hall from

mine.

Well, good, I've always

believed in the good neighbor

policy.

Todd: (Speaks French)

I'd like to get a copy

of his book.

Yeah.

I'd like to read it.

I'd like to shove it down

his throat.

Hi, can I help you ma'am?

Oh, thank you.

I'm Irene Austin.

Oh, Mrs. Austin, you're

on your promenade deck. Cabin

three forty-six and your friend,

Mr. Hopkins'll be in three

forty-eight.

Um... Mr. Hopkins hasn't

checked in?

Not yet. No.

Oh, good. I'll have some

time to make some major repairs.

You don't need repairs.

You look wonderful.

For an older woman.

I don't know why I let Andy talk

me into this crazy idea in the

first place.

Pardon me?

He's expecting the Irene

Austin he knew in college.

That's forty...

Well, count 'em...Forty years ago.

You haven't seen him

since then?

Well, we've kept in touch.

Christmas cards, letters.

When Andy found out about my divorce,

he wrote and suggested that

we meet again,

here.

Mmm...that's what I call

romantic.

But what if he doesn't

recognize me?

Mrs. Austin, he's forty

years older, too.

Mmm that's true.

Yeah.

For all I know, he could

be a bald-headed old man, with

a...with a pot belly.

Yeah.

Well, we'll make a perfect pair.

Okay, Mr. Hopkins.

Promenade deck just up those stairs.

Three forty-eight's to your

right.

It's him. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god, he's...He's...He's

so young looking.

Have yourself a wonderful cruise.

I'm sure I will.

I'm sure I will.

Well, he is a good

looking guy. I'll go tell him

you're here.

No...no. No...No.

I going in my cabin.

Okay. But, you know,

he's gonna ask about you. What

what do I tell him?

Don't tell him anything.

Nothing. Just find him somebody

his own age.

Okay.

Hello, doctor darling.

Julie...gopher, I'd like

you to meet my ex-ex-ex-ex wife.

The incomparable Betty bricker.

How do you do?

How do you do? So nice

to meet you.

Well, it won't be bricker much longer.

Adam, I'd like you to meet

the incomparable Lance Wilson,

my betrothed.

Believe me,darling, it wasn't easy to replace you.

But then Lance came along

and he's so immensely wealthy

and successful and, of course,

when it came to looks,

there was no comparison.

Welcome aboard, Lance.

Well, thanks, guys...And

gals.

Well, I guess we should

go to our cabin, lancey baby.

Hey, no sense in you

tiring those pretty little legs

of yours.

Ah.

You are absolutely fabulous.

Can you push the up bottom, please?

I certaily will.

I don't know what she sees

in him.

Yeah. He's nothing.

Tall, dark, handsome,

debonair, gorgeous...

Yeah, he's nothing.

So I was wrong.

You can put me down now.

But I like holding you.

Besides, as an actor, it's

helping me get into my role.

Well, just remember, it's

only a role. I hired you to play

my fiance for one reason and one

reason only,

to get doc back.

All right. I'm just

practicing for the honeymoon.

And when I carry you

across that threshold, i'm

gonna....

Lance, there's no

audience here.

Yes?

Irene.

No.

There seems to be some

very attractive people on board.

We should meet them.

I'm already married to

a very attractive man.

Well, thank you.

Besides, I've got a confession to make.

I brought my date with me.

You did?

Hm-hm.

Ernest Hemingway. We've been having an

affair for years. So you see.

I don't need any new affairs.

Is that your oblique way

of saying you think I want to

have an affair?

Hm.

Look, Eleanor, let me try

and explain one last time.

When I wrote about open marriage, it

was just a theory,

a way to help couples circumvent the

unnatural restrictions of

monogamy, and deepen their love

for one another by enriching

their own lives.

Since that time, I've seen it work.

I...I've helped a lot of couples

stay together.

You've had a lot of

failures, too.

Ahh, that's part of the theory.

If a marriage doesn't work out,

it wasn't meant to be.

I'm happy with you.

Aren't you happy with me?

Of course I am.

I just don't see how it could...

Could hurt us to try some new

relationships.

I know you believe in

what you're saying, so I'm not

gonna stand in your way.

But as for me, I'll stick with my old

relationships.

Ernest...

And you.

Hey.

Hey, nice bathing suit.

Thank you. I bought it

in the men's shop. All I did was,

sign your name.

Lance, I'm not made of money.

Nobody in theatre expects

an actor to supply his own

wardrobe.

Oh, well...

It's just a bathing suit.

And a new tuxedo and

dress shirt.

Lance!

I bought the bow tie.

Oh...

Oh, by the way,we're having dinner at the

captain's table tonight.

Eight o'clock sharp.

Really?

Hm-hm.

I wonder what time it is now.

A watch, too?

It's a very important prop.

Take it back.

What's my motivation?

Your motivation is that

if you don't take it back, i'm

gonna break both your legs.

That worked for me.

Andy, may I talk to you?

Ah... oh sure.

Andy, there's something I

have to tell you.

If you're not Irene Austin,

you're close enough to

be her sister.

That's what I want to tell you.

I'm...

I'm her older sister,

althea.

I didn't know Irene had a

sister.

Oh,

brothers...sisters.

She's got 'em all.

Well.

Althea,

how come Irene didn't make the cruise?

She...

Well, she just changed her mind.

She decided to...

To go back to her ex-husband.

Oh...

I get the picture.

Oh, but she's sorry.

She's really sorry.

A lot.

Well, you tell Irene.

No hard feelings.

I hope she's very happy.

I'll tell her.

I'll...I'll tell her.

I'll also tell her she's an idiot.

What do I owe you?

Nothing.

Compliments of the lady.

Lady?

Yes...thank you.

Well,

hi, neighbor.

Hi...neighbor and fan.

Oh, the book.

What did you..

What did you think of it?

I'm always interested in a lay

opinion.

Well, you won't get one from me.

I'm a psych major.

I'm doing post-graduate work on

the sexual revolt of the seventies.

And you think my book is

revolting?

Don't tell me my idol has

clay feet.

Mmm...or just cold feet.

Tell me...How do I,

how do I get up enough nerve

to ask you to dinner?

Are you nervous?

Oh, get it...Your wife, right?

Oh, no, no that's not it at all.

I...I'm free to practice

what I preach.

Well, doctor, what you need is

a little less preaching and

a little more practice.

Why don't you meet me

at six for cocktails.

Six for cocktails.

Don't tell me you're still

hiding from that nice Mr.

Hopkins.

Worse than that, Julie.

I told him I didn't come.

I told him I went back to my

ex-husband.

I claimed to be somebody else.

Ohhhhh.

And the thing about it is Julie,

you were right.

He is that nice Mr. Hopkins.

Really nice Mr. Hopkins.

And...

Oh rats.

Hi, honey. Glad to see

you finally got out of the

cabin.

Well, I was going to go into the

the lounge...For a drink,

but how 'bout you buying me a Margarita,

good lookin'?

As a matter of fact, I...

I already have a date for

cocktails.

Oh.

I'll...i'll...I'll cancel

if you want.

An open marriage has to be a two-way street.

I mean there's no point...

No. No...No,that's...

That's...that's all right.

You go ahead.

Really.

Thanks. I was counting on

your support.

What about dinner?

Us?

No, I mean you and the girl, silly.

Well...

Well, you go ahead.

I'll be fine.

You sure?

Of course.

That's my girl.

You're the best.

Good evening.

All: Good evening.

Good evening.

All: Good evening.

Excuse us.

Adam, would you be a dear

and tell us how to get to the

captain's table?

Well, of course. You start

as a midshipman, then work your

way up.

Oh, Adam, you still don't

have any sense of humor.

Oh incidentally, Adam, Lance

owns several large hospitals.

Just in case you ever tire of being

Dr. Schweitzer of the seasick

and the sunburned.

Follow me, please.

Why didn't you tell me

about owning hospitals?

I could have done a whole scene

from Marcus welby.

Hi.

Hi.

I put on my best duds,

and my sexiest perfume.

I'm gonna make you forget my sister.

That's not going to be easy.

I've been in love with Irene,

as long as I can remember.

Good evening, mrs.Gardner.

Oh, good evening,captain.

We met in a Las Vegas gambling casino.

Lance had fifteen thousand dollars

riding on a hand of Blackjack.

And he already had the dealer beat.

And suddenly I walked by.

And he folds his hand,

and he follows me.

What was it you said about that, honey?

Hm? Oh.

Easy come, easy go.

Right?

Right.

That wasn't in the script.

Haven't you ever heard of

an ad lib?

Doc! We haven't heard

any of your stories tonight.

Why don't you tell us about the time

you saved the life of Howard

hughes?

Oh, it was really nothing much.

Well, we were...

In the vicinity of his private yacht

when we received a distress signal.

The distress signal.

Waiter? Champagne for

everyone at the table, please.

Well, we were near his private yacht,

when we received

this distress signal.

Waiter...make that

champagne for everyone at the

surrounding tables, too.

Well, we received this

distress signal.

Excuse me.

Doc...

Your story. Come on.

I forget.

Mrs. Gardener,

is there anything I can do?

Do?

I see what's happening.

I just thought you

might like someone to talk to.

A shoulder to cry on.

Even though it is a shoulder of

a stranger.

Oh, thank you, captain.

Oh, you've got it all wrong.

I...

I'm encouraging my husband to,

to see that young woman.

He thinks...

That somehow,

it will help our marriage and...

Somehow...

He really believes in what he's doing.

Maybe he does.

I don't.

And I don't think you do, either.

Captain...

I think I'll take that shoulder after all.

Irene told me what a

wonderful dancer you were.

She's a wonderful girl.

There's only one Irene.

What else did she tell you about me?

Well, she told me about

the night you pinned her at your

fraternity house.

And she also told me what happened at the lake,

later.

Hmm...

You know...

After Irene got married, she sent my

fraternity pin back to me.

It may sound silly, but I was

hoping,

to pin it on her again.

May I see it, please?

Oh...of course.

You can have it if you like.

I have no use for it anymore.

Now.

Oh, no, I...I couldn't.

You'll find somebody nice to

give it to someday.

I've already found

somebody nice to give it to.

I still can't believe I'm here with you.

I mean, I knew from your book,

that you were warm

and giving person.

When you're with the right person,

it's not the giving.

It's the sharing.

Exactly.

I feel I can share so much with you.

You have a way of making a person really

get in touch with her feelings.

And you have a way of

helping a person get back in

touch with the feelings he'd

thought he'd lost.

Oh, Todd,

you knows ometimes in our work we talk

about interpersonal

relationships until the words

almost lose their meaning.

Hm-hm.

Then we have to find the meaning again.

I think we have.

I feel foolish coming

in here with you.

I feel honored coming

in here with you.

Even though I'm a married lady?

I'll introduce you as my niece.

You see,just because you're miserable,

doesn't mean you shouldn't

have fun.

Why'd she have to bring him here?

Free country.

Hey, doc. Being divorced

from Betty hasn't slowed you

down up till now.

You guys. You think of me

as this sophisticated, extremely

charming man that all the women

go wild for.

When really I'm alonely wretch

who spends his life wondering

why he can't keep the love of a good woman.

There was a time when I thought

Betty and I could last forever.

But then...

You started dating some

blonde.

How'd you find out about that?

Wait for me here darling.

You know how Lance is

quietly powerful?

You're noisily lecherous.

Betty, here's your drink.

Oh, thank you, Isaac.

I really needed it.

Lance is just dancing my feet off.

Betty, where did we go wrong?

Oh, darling, who cares?

Who cares?

Oh, I had a wonderful time

tonight, Andy.

So did I.

I'm sorry about all this.

I mean, if my sister wanted to

change her mind about meeting

you here, she could have had the

decency to at least call you and

say so.

Oh, it's okay. I have to

thank Irene for sending you on board.

In fact, I wonder if you'd

give her this for me,

Or,

if you like...

Maybe you could keep it for yourself.

You don't have to tip toe.

I'm awake.

You've been crying.

No kidding.

Todd, it's four o'clock in the morning.

I knew it was gonna be

hard for you to control your

feelings of rejection.

Hey...

You know I wouldn't do anything to hurt you.

Well, you are doing

something to hurt me.

I don't get it.

You agreed to all of this in the beginning.

You're right.

I haven't been spending any time

with you.

How 'bout breakfast together?

Bloody Marys.

Blueberry waffles,

the works.

I...i...

I already have a date for breakfast.

Oh?

Hm-hm.

Thanks for bailing me out.

Well, it's always a

pleasure to have breakfast with

a beautiful lady.

You know, I've never

lied to Todd before, but

suddenly last night it just,

seemed very important to

say I had a date.

I understand perfectly.

Right now, it's very important

for me to say that I have a date

with you...

To tour puerto vallarta this afternoon.

Oh, merrill, I just feel

I'm using you,

to get back at my husband.

Well, maybe I'm using you.

Maybe I'm taking advantage

at a time when,

when you're confused and upset.

Or maybe we're just two people who'd like

to hear some good Mexican music.

Does that mean yes,

or do I have to give you a free sample.

La cucaracha,

la cucaracha...

Captain/eleanor: (Sing)

Good.

Captain/eleanor: (Sing)

Merrill, yes...Yes.

I'd love to.

Hut two, three,

four...five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten.

So that's how you keep

looking so young, huh?

Uh-huh. How do you do it?

Me?

Yeah.

You.

Ah, no. I'm not young lookin'

well, listen...Nobody

looks like they did in college.

You're tellin' me.

Well, I'll see you later.

I'm gonna grab a little shower

before I melt.

There.

That feels good...

I mean how does that feel?

I always get what the doctor says

and what the patient says mixed up.

It feels wonderful.

How does this feel?

Like old times.

Oh, Betty,I've missed you.

It was hard breaking up.

Yeah.

Just dividing up the China and the silverware

took days.

Did we make a mistake?

I know I did.

I took the knives and the forks, and now

I haven't got any cups and

saucers.

Be serious, Betty.

Maybe...

Maybe we should.

Maybe we should what?

What's goin' on here?

I was just taking something

out of her eye. As a doctor, I

take things out of ladies eyes

all the time.

Oh yeah? Well, maybe so,

but that's just not any eye.

That eye happens to be

engaged to me.

Now take it easy.

Look, buddy, you may be

good at takin' things out of

eyes, but my specialty is

putting things into eyes.

Namely, my fist.

Adam, let me talk to him.

Well, somebody better talk to him,

or I may just have to

punch his lights out.

What do you think you're doing?

Playing the part of a

jealous lover. I thought it came

off pretty well, didn't you?

You're ruining everything.

You see,

I was trying to combine

the characters of Cary Grant

in one of his light comedies

with Charles Bronson in

you were marvelous.

Thank you.

Now will you please leave.

But I haven't finished the scene.

An actor has to finish the scene.

Otherwise it's like

telling lady Macbeth

'forget the part about stabbing

the king.'

all right, Lance.

We'll both go.

Well, I'm glad you

understand. Because, if lady

Macbeth doesn't stab the king,

she is nothing but an ordinary

dissatisfied housewife.

P.A. voice: We hope you enjoyed

your day in puerto vallarta. The

ship sets sail at eighteen

hundred hours.

La cucaracha...

Da...da...da...dee...dee.

It's okay.

Introduce us.

Well, of course.

I'm being silly.

Oh, Todd,

this is captain merrill stubing.

How do you do?

Hello.

Where've you been all day?

Puerto vallarta.

With my friend.

Todd, darling,

why,the gang's all here. You didn't

tell me there was gonna be a

party.

No, this isn't a party.

Good, 'cause we were

gonna watch the sunset together,

weren't we, lover?

Uh,

maybe you two would like to join us?

I thought we'd watch it

from the bridge.

Come on, sweetheart.

Excuse me.

Thanks,

again.

Come on.

I love dancing with you.

You do?

I love being with you.

I love everything about you.

I guess your plan worked.

I've forgotten all about Irene.

You have?

Well, what's there to remember?

A woman I barely knew forty years ago.

We exchanged a few letters,

a few phone calls.

But you,

I love to dance with you.

We love the same food.

We love to travel.

You and I could have a life together.

Marry me, althea.

I love you.

Well, what about Irene?

I don't care if I ever see

her again.

We even dance great together.

I guess that clinches it.

Clinches what?

Our relationship, silly.

And I can think of a better way

of clinching it.

I have such wonderful plans for

us as soon as you're free of Eleanor.

What do you mean?

I have no intention of being free of Eleanor.

Now you understood

that from the beginning.

Yeah, but haven't things

changed now that we.

Well, have what we have?

No.

I began this relationship

knowing that it would strengthen

the way I feel about my wife.

Well, what do I get out of it?

Well, like you said,

what we have.

I see. You really believe

all that junk you write.

Oh, well, of course I do.

Well, I'll tell you something, Todd.

In theory it's great,

but...when you're personally involved,

it hurts.

Nancy, there's nothing wrong with that.

As long as you allow yourself

to experience the pain and

don't suppress your feelings.

You understand what I mean,

dear?

Hm-hm.

Todd.

Yah?

Suppress this.

What are you thinking?

That I never would have

made it through this cruise without you.

How could I ever thank you?

You can't thank a friend

for friendship.

You've been more than a friend.

I'd like to be.

But I'm old-fashioned about

what a marriage is.

I wish Todd shared some of your ideas.

And I wish,

he was the gentleman.

The 'gentleman' that you are.

Todd was right about one thing.

It is good to have new experiences,

and it is good to feel...New feelings.

Goodnight, merrill.

Ah, Lance,

just a moment.

There's something I want to say

to you.

Ah, now wait. Before you

say what you want to say to me,

there's something that I want to

say to you. Come in.

Me first.

No. Me first.

I'd like to...

This is my cabin.

All right. I can't argue

with that.

Okay.

I've been watching you and Betty.

And she'd probably marry you again, only

it wouldn't last.

Because you're from two different worlds.

And when two people

are from two different worlds

and living in one world.

That's a total of three worlds

for only two people,leaving a surplus

of one world.

That's interesting.

You like it?

That's what Claude rains said to

John Garfield when John Garfield

wanted to marry Claude rains'

daughter Rosemary Lane.

But of course, it's not exactly what

Claude rains said. As a serious

actor, I like to improvise. That

way, I can bring some of myself

to the part that I play.

You're an actor?

Of course.

How else could I recreate Claude rains

right before your very eyes?

That takes years of study with

the finest teachers. Of course,

Betty was looking for the best

actor she could find to play the

part of her fiance.

Well, I think you're the

most marvelous actor I've ever

seen.

There is Olivier.

You know, for the older parts.

Being such a great actor,

do you suppose you could play

the part of a funeral director?

Well, I suppose so. Why?

Because I'm gonna kill Betty.

You're not gonna touch a

hair on her head. I love that

woman.

Oh? What movie is that from?

I don't think it's from any movie.

I must really love her.

Yes, I do. I definitely love her.

Well...

What good's that gonna do me? She loves you.

She only hired me to make you

jealous.

Well, wanting to make me

jealous doesn't prove she loves me.

Just the same as being

jealous doesn't prove I love her.

But I do love her enough

to want to help her.

Maybe I can help all of us.

How?

I used to do a little

acting myself.

In fact, some people thought I was one of the

finest fifteen-year-old

king lears they ever saw.

Needs work.

Oh, you're in early.

How was your evening?

Wonderful.

Good.

I knew once you overcame your fears this

experiment would work.

Don't you want to know how it is

with Nancy and me?

Not really.

Well, it's over.

I'm sure that pleases you.

But the point is,

it was a freeing experience.

A personal growth...

Something I can bring to enrich our marriage.

Todd.

There's no marriage to enrich.

Huh?

I want a divorce.

Oh, Betty.

I've been thinking about what went wrong with us.

And I think it's

because I was probably never

very honest with you.

I haven't exactly been

very honest with you.

No, you've been honest.

But I'm still not honest.

And honesty is the best policy,

so I'm gonna be honest.

Honestly?

Hm? Yeah.

I'm married again.

You're what?

My...wife's pregnant.

And there are three little ones

by her first marriage.

And I'm supporting her brother

because he's unemployable.

He's an archaeologist who can't dig

because of his bad back.

Poor Adam.

And your poor wife.

Oh..

She gets a lot of help from her arthritic mother,

when she isn't falling out of her

wheel chair.

How do you cope with all

your troubles Adam?

We usually renew our faith

in mankind and one another by

going bowling.

If you'll excuse me, Adam.

I don't want Lance to see

us together again and get upset.

Thanks for being honest.

Ah.

Mr. Hopkins' room,

please.

Hello.

Andy.

This is althea.

Are you all right?

Yes.

Well, you didn't give me an answer.

Will you marry me?

I can't, Andy.

Why?

I just can't.

It wouldn't be fair.

I don't understand.

I'm sorry, Andy.

I love you, Andy.

I love you, too.

Irene.

You knew?

Of course I knew.

How could I ever forget the face

of the only woman I ever loved?

But i'm...

I'm not the young girl you knew in college.

Those...those years.

Beauty is in the eyes of

the beholder.

And in my eyes,

you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.

Still.

Mrs. Austin, I was just thinking

why don't you.

Never mind.

Ah, Nancy.

Hi, honey. Can I...

Give you a lift into town?

You mean, can you and

Eleanor give me a lift?

Eleanor? No...No,

Eleanor's leaving me.

Ahhh...well, like you

always say, if a marriage

doesn't work out, that's the way

it was meant to be. Right, Todd?

Does that hurt? Well, good.

'Cause I want you to feel it.

Experience it.

Don't suppress it.

Bye, Todd.

Ah-ha...

Hi.

Well, bye, Julie.

It's been quite a cruise.

It sure has.

Well, thanks for

everything, gopher.

You bet.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Thanks for sailing with us.

Oh, pleasure.

You still haven't answered my question.

Do I look as good as I did

when we were in college?

Do I?

Now, listen here, young lady.

I don't want you to say 'do i'?

I want you to say

'i do.'

I do, I do.

Perhaps we'll have a

chance to spend more time

together now that you'll be...

Perhaps we can.

But whatever happens.

Whatever becomes of us.

Let's promise ourselves one thing.

What's that?

We'll be friends first.

Eleanor, we'll be friends first,

last and...Always.

Goodbye, merrill.

Like my new suit?

Lance, if you charged

that to my account, I'm gonna

brain you.

Actually, I paid for it

myself.

Oh.

I wanted something

special for my big exit scene.

Oh. Am I gonna need a

handkerchief? Is it like.

Gone with the wind?

Oh, no. No, this is a

scene I'm going to improvise on

the spot.

The scene where I...

Take you in my arms.

Mmm.

Tell you that I love you.

Oh.

And ask you to marry me.

And then kiss you.

Lance, that was one showstopper.

You're a wonderful actor.

Who was acting?

Really?

I can't let her go.

Easy, doc.

Not like this.

Betty?

I wasn't completely honest with you yesterday.

Oh, that's all right,doc.

At least I know I've been honest.

I said that Lance was my fiance and,

all of a sudden he is.

And as for you,

stick to playing king lear.

Ah, maybe not.

I wonder if we'll ever

meet doc's other wives aboard

ship.

Well, I wouldn't doubt it, sir.

They'll probably attack

by submarine.