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Original subtitles

♪Love, exciting and new.♪

♪Come aboard, we're expecting you♪

♪Love, life's sweetest reward.♪

♪Let it flow, it floats back to you♪

♪the love boat soon will be making another run.♪

♪The love boat promises something for everyone♪

♪set a course for adventure♪

♪your mind on a new romance♪

♪love won't hurt anymore.♪

♪It's an open smile on a friendly shore♪

♪yes, love .welcome aboard, it's love.♪

Well, sir, I guess everything's in order.

Not quite.

Chief engineer polansky just phoned in sick.

Sick?

Well, now what are we supposed to do?

We can't sail without a chief engineer.

Where are we gonna get one at this late date?

And how come he picked today to get sick?

And why does this always have to happen to me?

Keep Tony santini on board.

Cancel his leave.

Oh, but, captain, it's Thanksgiving.

Tony's made plans with his family.

He's not gonna like this.

Miss McCoy, let me remind you the responsibilities of command are rough.

I'm not going to tell him.

Well, I'm not telling him.

Oh, sure...Sure.

Leave the dirty work to old goph, right?

Well, why does it always have to be me?

Hi, Tony.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

You, too, Tony.

Tony, wait!

Gopher has something to tell you.

Well, make it quick.

My family's waiting for me in the car.

Well, Tony...You have a good vacation.

Thank you.

Tony....polansky just phoned in sick.

He's got the flu.

Ahhh....

Now don't yell, but you have to stay on board.

Fazoo!!!

I promise my family a vacation in the mountains.

I make all of the plans.

And now you tell me I gotta stay on board and work.

Well, I'm not gonna do it.

Tony, please.

We can't sail without you.

Julie, you understand.

Renatta and little Angelo...They're waiting for me in the car.

And with me, my family comes first.

Tony...how would renatta and little Angelo like to take a cruise?

You mean on this ship?

Why not?

Well, I'll tell you why not.

Come on, Tony.

Go get 'em.

I'd love to see them.

Bring them on board.

I can't wait to meet them.

We're gonna have a wonderful cruise.

Yeah, go get 'em.

You be quiet.

P.a: Good afternoon.

Captain merrill stubing and his crew welcome you aboard our annual Thanksgiving cruise.

One small step for Audrey...One big step for our vacation.

Very crowded.

Bert: All the more people to have fun with.

Besides, it's such a beautiful ship, all...All cheerful and bright.

And crowded.

You stay right there and I'll check on our accommodations.

Well, you just got a little lost.

Which never would have happened if you'd been in my cabin, with me.

Thanks, doc.

But no thanks.

Ah, now, I'm the one who's lost.

Anyway, there's the purser's lobby.

Ooh, excuse me.

Bert?

I'm sorry.

Bert?

I'm here.

I'm here, baby.

Well, we should never have come.

She won't let me out of her sight for a minute.

Come on, dear.

Hello, welcome aboard.

Welcome aboard.

Welcome aboard.

Hi, welcome aboard.

Reverend Whitney.

Oh, Mrs. Sharpe.

What a pleasant surprise.

You can't escape the woman's auxiliary.

They're everywhere.

I don't believe you've met my husband.

Reverend Whitney, Phil sharpe.

Oh, yes.

The empty seat next to Mrs.

Sharpe every Sunday.

Conflict of interest.

Sunday's the only day I can get to the track.

I like to think Phil does his praying away from church.

I do, I do.

But the way the ponies have been running, I need all the help I can get.

Well, this is just wonderful.

I mean, I'll arrange for you to sit at our table, and we can introduce you to just, oh, so many....

Barbara, Barbara...Don't worry, I'll do my best to keep her out of your hair.

Phillip!

(Speaking Italian) Hey, here's Tony and his family.

Aiding and abetting stowaways.

I can't believe you're doing this.

Well, there's only two more people.

Who's gonna know the difference?

Presto!

Presto!

Grandma ain't too sure about this.

She thinks we're sending her back to the old country.

This was funnier when the Marx brothers did it.

Where are we gonna put everybody?

Don't talk.

You're using up oxygen.

Julie, where are we gonna put everybody?

We can't put 'em in Tony's cabin, he's got a roommate.

Well, we're just gonna divvy everybody up.

Gopher, you can take the kids.

Renatta and Tony, if you don't mind, you can sleep on cots in doc's waiting room.

And uncle gino you can bunk with Isaac.

Uncle gino?

Oh, he's a little hard of hearing.

What's the difference?

He doesn't speak English anyway.

Then that just leaves grandma, and she can stay here with me.

Now all we need's a place for the chicken.

Don't fool with grandma's chicken.

She likes her children to have fresh eggs.

Oh, well, that'll be different.

I've never had a chicken for a roommate.

Be grateful she's not into goat's milk.

Yeah.

Everybody just make yourselves at home.

And on the passenger decks, blend in with the other people.

Okay?

When it comes to meals, we'll bring you your food.

And kids, here's a little spending money.

All right.

Thank you.

They're silver dollars.

I get 'em from Las Vegas.

Or Las Vegas gets 'em from me.

Okay, remember...Stay clear of the captain at all times.

Tony.

Gino...mama...

(Speaks Italian) (Speaks Italian)

What did she say?

She says thank you.

The last time she was on a ship, she traveled steerage and now she's finally going first class.

Well, welcome aboard.

Say, this is gonna work.

Say, this is gonna work.

There we are.

Dresses on the right.

Slacks and jackets on the left.

Okay?

Oh, I never remember.

It's all right.

I'll be here to help you dress.

Oh, Bert.

I'm never gonna make it away from home.

Audrey, you're unpacking your makeup case just like every other woman on board this ship.

Well, big deal.

Anybody can tell the difference between a...A tube of toothpaste and a jar of cold cream.

For everything else, I need you.

Sweetheart....your sight has been deteriorating badly for the past year.

Your eyes are never gonna be the same.

So we'll both just have to adjust to it, that's all.

Adjust?

You don't know what you're talking about.

Do you know what it's like not to be able to do anything for yourself?

But you can learn.

You can go to the institute and learn.

Learn what?

Learn how to make brooms and baskets?

You can learn to deal with your problem.

And they'll teach you to read braille.

I'm too old to learn braille.

Oh, no you're not.

And you love to read.

I brought along your cane, just in case you decide to use it.

But I can't use that cane.

People will think i'm...I'm blind.

You are, Audrey.

Please,don't say that.

Don't say that!

I'm sorry, baby.

I'm here.

I'm here.

This is a pleasure cruise.

Don't spoil it for him.

What an awful thing to say.

I was only trying to make his cruise a little more pleasant

by introducing him to some nice young lady, hm?

What's with you and all your cronies?

Why is it so important to get this guy married?

Because he has been a widower for years.

And it is more seemly for a minister to be married.

You're just trying to make sure he doesn't have any fun.

Oh.

Well,now that is a likely prospect.

Why don't you let him pick out his own girl?

Remember what the good book says.

Sex will find a way.

That's not in the Bible.

You have your good book.

I have mine,now.

Pardon me, is this...Is this chair taken?

No, I...I've been saving it for someone exactly like you.

Sure glad I fit the description.

Good book?

No...the best.

Mmmm...they seem to like each other.

You be the flower girl, I'll be the ring bearer.

No, no, no, no.

No.

I'm going to find out her name,

and see if I can arrange for them to be seated at the same table.

Don't be so subtle.

Just handcuff them together.

Good morning.

Enjoying the cruise?

Oh, yes, captain.

She very nice.

Enjoying the cruise?

(Speaks Italian) Prego.

Sono contento.

You can look now.

It's gonna work.

They're all blending in.

Are chairs next to you always empty?

Hi....oh, am I glad to see you.

They told me I'd be sitting with a mr.Willis from winnetka.

Well, if you'd prefer....

No, no, you sit right down here.

I feel a nice warm glow about this.

You really outdid yourself, honey.

Not only did you arrange for them to have dinner,

but you also arranged for yourself to hear every word they say.

Well, I happen to be a very interested party.

Well, I think I've had enough of your parties.

All I know about you is that you're Jerry Whitney.

What do you do?

Well, don't tell anyone, but...I'm a minister.

I don't believe it.

Yup.

Reverend Gerald Whitney.

I have a church in walnut creek outside of San Francisco.

Well, if you want proof, I've got a sermon that can put you to sleep in three minutes.

Well, I don't usually play twenty questions.

What do you think I do?

Oh, let's see....I know, you're an inter- national spy.

You are really mr.Willis from winnetka in disguise.

You're warm.

I'm a dancer at Las Vegas.

Oh, really?

Hm-hm.

You know that I once thought about taking tap dancing lessons?

Ah, well, that's not really my specialty.

I mean, most what I do is take my clothes off.

Mrs.sharpe...don't overdo it now.

Well, where would you like to begin?

Shrimp cocktail...Prosciutto and melon.

You're not thrown?

By prosciutto and melon?

No, by my profession.

No...no, I've always considered stripping an art.

I like you.

Why don't you test me with that sermon.

I bet I stay awake...

Well, that was a wonderful dinner.

Hm, yes, sir.

I think the chef's trying to put weight on me.

He keeps serving me extras.

What's this?

Why...that's a snack, sir.

I thought I'd take it back to my cabin.

That's a snack?

That darn chef.

I can't seem to get him to stop.

He wasn't supposed to bring this in here.

She's a stripper.

Who?

That woman.

Where?

The one with reverend Whitney.

You mean, the girl that you set him up with?

Well, good for her.

How could you possibly laugh.

You know, for all the time you spend in church, there's one lesson you've never learned.

To butt out.

Hi.

Can I try?

Oh, I don't think so.

Kids aren't even allowed in here.

You winning?

They don't call me lucky Phil for nothing.

I won!

I won!

Hey, I won!

I won!

Good evening.

Oh, hello, doctor.

Would you think it very forward of me if I asked your beautiful wife for a dance?

Oh...audrey would love to dance.

As a matter of fact, she used to win a lot of trophies.

Well...and I bet you're just as good as ever.

No.

I'd rather not.

Thank you.

But I was at the top of my class at Arthur Murray's.

Bert, please take me back to the cabin.

It's been a long day.

Please excuse us.

Don't tell me that a woman is blind to your charms.

She is blind....But she won't admit it.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Mmmm...very.

Would you believe that all the way through high school and college,

i never kissed a girl on the first date?

Oh really?

It certainly is nice being out with you,again.

For a man who didn't have much practice, you kiss very nicely

oh, it's hereditary.

Mother and father were great kissers.

You just can't beat good breeding.

Isaac...

Good evening, captain.

Room service for the crew?

Oh, warm milk for gopher.

You know he's been having trouble sleeping.

The pressures of work...

Stop your breaking my heart.

Did I hear a chicken?

Noooo...probably a seagull with the croup.

Ah, goodnight, captain.

Goodnight, Isaac.

Okay, little puppy...He had to go to bed without a single bite of shortcake.

And he felt very sorry for himself....And the...

Where have you been, man?

Hey, the fuzz.

Oh, those two fell asleep after the great big fire engine.

But Angelo here has had five stories and he's still going strong.

Angelo, ready to go to sleep now, right?

One more story.

Angelo, I'm out of stories.

One more.

Okay?

New seven day cruises to Mexico.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Let me try.

Okay.

Here, take this.

Hey, Angelo,now just take this milk.

You know, enjoy it.Now relax.

Now, listen, I'm gonna tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was this cool, laid-back chick with yellow frizz in her hair.

I mean, she was called goldilocks.

And she got lost one day.

I mean l-o-double s-t...Lost.

Now what she did was, she hopfooted to the nearest pad,

and she gloms on the three bowls of grits. There was,

a big bowl,a medium size bowl and a little bowl.

Now what happened was after she had them grits well,

she flakes out for a little shut-eye.

Now, dig this,

these three rinky-dink dudes with big brown fur coats

well, they come boppin' on home.

You know...Ta...Ta.Dee...Dee.

But the big one, you know, he's comin' in there, he got a big afro out to here

and he says....Hey, mama,what you doin' sleepin' in my bed?

The medium size one...

See?

Finish the story.

Oh, boy.

I'm sorry to disturb you, Tony, but we're about five minutes into office hours,

and the parade of hangovers is just about to begin.

If you want to use my cabin to wash up and get dressed....

Ahhh....gotta go.

Come on.

Good morning.

Morning, captain.

Doctor, I need to...

What are these cots for?

Cot drill.

You know,like a lifeboat drill.

Adam, look, I want to ask you something...And I don't want you to laugh.

Go ahead.

Just don't laugh.

You're gonna laugh, that's for sure.

No, captain, I'm not gonna laugh.

Well, if I can't trust a doctor...Just don't laugh.

Merrill...

All right. All right

have you seen any chickens on the ship?

No, sir.

Have you heard any chickens?

No, sir.

Well....just my imagination, I guess.

Thank you, doctor.

Thank you.

(Doctor laughing)

Ah...i love an early morning swim.

Had the pool all to yourself, even though I'm a lousy swimmer.

Hey, you're not so bad.

Oh, sure.

Come on, I'm the only person I know that could win a gold medal in drowning.

I'll just be a minute.

You know something.

You are absolutely beautiful.

Yeah.

I like the way you look, too.

Oh, boy, you must wow 'em in church.

Jerry, are we crazy?

Uh-huh.

I am.

About you.

Yeah, well, what do we have in common?

We like to swim before breakfast.

Uh-huh.

You swim and I sink.

Oh, come on.

We like the same books and sports and we don't gamble and we...

We love our neighbors as ourselves.

A little biblical reference there.

Yeah, but a minister and a...Exotic dancer.

Hey listen, I will preach to you and you can be exotic for me.

Rev-er-end!

Oh...oh....

I care for you very much.

Well, I feel the same way about you.

That's something else we have in common, isn't it?

Hm-hm....

Now...out!

Out, out, out, out.

Out?

Out!

I'll meet you on deck.

All right.Don't be long.

Yeah.

Right.

Oh, good morning, mrs.Sharpe.

Well, that's not what it looks like.

We just came from an early morning swim.

Mmm...mmm...uh-huh.

Didn't you want to check my trunks?

They're still wet.

I am shocked.

And I don't care if you know it.

Now if you persist in carrying on with that sort of woman.....

Woman of what sort?

Well, the sort of woman who would just....

A woman who would be good and kind that wouldn't take a

pot-shot at another human being if her life depended on it.

Well, I just hope you have sense enough not to let this go any further.

Mrs.sharpe, this is really none of your concern.

Probably not.

But the board of trustees will certainly make it theirs.

Why don't you play shuffleboard?

You know you love shuffleboard.

I'll just sit here.

I won't leave you here alone with nothing to do.

How 'bout dominoes.

Oh, Bert, you know I hate dominoes.

Then we'll just relax and enjoy the sun.....

I've got an idea.

Why don't I buy my best girl a drink before she goes for her beauty parlor appointment, huh?

What beauty parlor appointment?

The one I made for you.

Why?

Don't I look all right?

Is every body staring at me?

Audrey, nobody's staring at you,

but you always went for your beauty parlor appointment once a week.

Why change now?

Everything's changed now.

In my considered professional opinion, I'd say you have a sore back.

It's been that way all morning.

I hope uncle gino slept well.

No one over eight years old should have to sleep on a cot.

Ah, you think babysitting is more fun, hm?

How 'bout sleeping with a chicken clucking all night?

At least you know it's real.

The captain thinks he's losing his marbles.

Wait a minute.

Why is my mouth starting to water?

Garlic...

Onions...

Tomato sauce...

You're all losing your marbles.

Oh....i hope you didn't have lunch.

We love you.

And we wanted to show you how much.

Hey, you know what we need here is some chianti.

Well, listen, I'll go liberate a bottle.Okay?

Okay.

Oh.

Don't eat everything up.

I'll be back in a minute.

Save me some. Okay?

Hurry back.

Hey, Tony, how do you stand it.

Stand what? It's my family.

The best thing in the whole world.

Without the noise I go crazy.

Yeah.

And what about when you're tired?

When I'm tired I get off the ship,

i come home to three shining little faces and my beautiful wife renatta.

A chicken?

I thought I was losing my mind.

Dinner's ready everybody....Angelo?

Angelo?

He's not here.

And neither is the chicken.

Oh, no.

Would you like to explain this chicken?

Of course, sir.

But....first how 'bout some spaghetti?

Hi.

I've been lookin' all over for you.

You know that desertion on the high seas is a serious crime.

I could have you thrown in the brig.

I'm sorry.

I've been hiding out.

I realized I'm becoming an embarrassment to you.

Embarrassment?

Jerry, I heard what that mrs.Sharpe said.

Now what about your board of trustees...Huh?

Oh...let me tell you something about the life of a minister.

Every move that he makes is subject to the scrutiny of the board and

and the ladies auxiliary and every other single member of this congregation.

But in order to lead my flock, I first have to be in charge of my own life.

I have to do what I believe in.

This above all to thine own self be true.

Right?

Well, it's not the Bible, but Shakespeare's not bad.

You know with a little practice, you'd make a...

A great minister's wife.

I'll wait for you in the cabin.

Have them call me when you're done.

No...no.

You be back in an hour.

I don't want to wait here alone.

I'll be here.

I made your next appointment for four thirty.

Oh, mrs.Wyler?

Yes?

We're ready for you.

My wife needs a little help...Sprained her ankle.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Of course I'll help you.

See you in an hour.

We'll have her gorgeous for you.

Mr.wyler?

This is absolutely none of my business....But why did you say your wife sprained her ankle?

Well, what did you want me to say?

What's wrong with the truth?

That she can't see...At all.

She refuses to accept that.

I try to make things easier for her.

Well, maybe in a way you're making things harder.

Perhaps by letting her lean on you, you keep her from standing alone.

So I shouldn't let her lean on me, huh?

My wife of so many years.

The woman I Cherish more than life itself.

Who can't even make it down this passageway by herself.

No thanks, dr.Bricker...

I think Audrey and I can do without your sage advice.

Sir, it's all my fault.

I take full responsibility.

It was the only way I could think of to keep Tony on board.

Oh.

And are you prepared to pay passage for all of them?

Well, sir, I....

Julie, you know that stowaways have to pay the fare or get off the ship.

Whether the crew invites them or not.

Oh, come on, sir.

You're not gonna put Tony's family off in Ensenada?

The line has rules and I have to follow them.

Officially they are stowaways.

Well then, sir, I'll pay if I have to.

But I just don't have the full fifteen hundred right now, sir.

Figure in crew rates and kids at half fare?

I did.

I was afraid of that.

Well then, we'll all kick in.

Right.

I'll kick in myself.

Now wait.

Now wait.

Nobody pays for Tony santini's family except Tony santini.

Now this cruise is on me.

I may have to put in a little overtime...Like...Ten or twelve years worth...

Tony, don't...

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Here we are.

Compliments of the ca...

Ladies and gentlemen, chef antonelli welcomes you to the captain's Thanksgiving dinner.

Everything looks wonderful, miss McCoy.

You've done an excellent job.

Thank you, sir.

I'm trying to redeem myself.

Tony, I'm sorry.

Oh, don't be.

It's Thanksgiving.

Let's give thanks.

Reverend Whitney, would you do the honors?

Certainly, captain.

I can't speak for everybody, but I know that we all have something to give thanks for.

So, why don't we just join hands.

There we are...And say what makes us grateful.

As for me I've always preached about love,

and so I'm especially thankful on this day,

that I've found someone with whom I can share it.

I'm thankful that I found such a wonderful man...And such a courageous one, too.

The nerve of him flaunting that woman, and on a day like this.

I as much as told him that he wouldn't have a parish if he kept this up.

You told him what?

You heard me.

And I will see to it, too.

I lost my appetite.

Not just for food, for our marriage.

What I have to say I,

I'll say it in Italian out of respect for my mother and my uncle who speak no English.

Mama...

(Speaks Italian)

Tony says he is thankful to god to have his whole family and,

the people that he loves at the same table.

Angelo, it's your turn.

Tell everybody what you're thankful for.

I can't.

Why?

I'm a bad boy.

Because of me and that chicken my dad owes a lot of money.

Because of that chicken you're gonna get to eat a lot of Turkey.

You like Turkey, don't you?

Angelo is thankful for Turkey.

Audrey?

I have nothing to be thankful for.

Please excuse us.

I'm sorry, Bert, I'm so sorry.

It's all right, honey.

Well, we never should have come on this ship.

It's okay, baby.

It's okay.

Next time I'll know better.

I'll stay home.

What?

For the rest of your life?

Well, what else can I do?....I know my way around the apartment.

And you'll be retired soon and..

And you'll be there with me.

Audrey, I may not be there some day.

What do you mean?

Well, I can't live forever.

Oh, lord, don't talk like that.

Oh, Bert, Bert, I'm so frightened.

Sweetheart, your life is never gonna be the same.

But it still can be full and rich and rewarding.

But first you're gonna have to learn to accept what's happening to you.

And take your first step as a blind woman.

Bert?

Now here's your cane, baby.

I'm going to the lounge.

It's to the right at the end of the passageway.

I'll meet you there.

Oh, Bert, please...Please don't leave me...

Bert...

Bert......

Tonight we danced like real people, huh?

I know, Tony.

But how are we gonna pay?

Don't worry.

I'll...I'll work something out.

Papa, here.

It's the dollar that doc gave me.

You could buy a lot of candy with that dollar.

I don't need the candy, you need the dollar.

I don't need anything...Not as long as I have a son like you.

Here...go on...Now don't worry, we'll work out our money problems together.

Now you spend that....Or you save it.

Or maybe you give it to somebody who needs it more than we do.

Come on...(Speaks Italian)

Phil...were you serious?

I'll get an apartment just as soon as we get back.

I should be able to move in inside of a week or two.

Meanwhile, I'll just stay in a hotel.

You are serious.

Uh-huh.

Why?

Somewhere along the line we started thinking differently.

I don't understand.

You've become so...Self-righteous...And narrow.

Sometimes you do things in the name of your church that I don't understand....

Maybe I'm equally responsible.

Maybe I shouldn't have spent so much time at the track.

But we're all sinners, Barb.

No one is holier than the next.

I was holier.

I made the church a substitute.

I...I've let my marriage go to pot and,

now I...I'm gonna lose you.

Oh, Phil...What would it take to make you stay?

No...no, no, don't...Don't answer that.

I'll go and I'll talk to reverend Whitney right away.

I'll take back every thing I said.

I'll change, Phil.I mean it.

Oh, dear.Phil, let me?

Ah, as long as we're making a clean start.

I might as well get rid of this last silver dollar.

That's it. The last buck.

I'm busted.

Tapped out.

Let's go.

Don't you have any more money?

No.

Then here.

You need this more than I do.

Hey, hey, wait a minute.I don't need this.

I didn't mean that I don't have...Have...

Phil, is that sweet?

He thought you were broke.

It's...that's incredible.

Well, I better find him and give this back to him.

Unless maybe he'd accept payment with a bill instead of a silver dollar.

It's the jackpot, kid.

That machine finally paid off.

That's good.

Then you're not broke any more.

Broke?

I was never broke.

Kid, it was your dollar that won.

This is all yours.

How did it happen?

Pop, the cruise is on me.

Ohhh.

Mr.wyler...I'm sorry if I upset you this afternoon.

Doctor, you're the first one with nerve enough to tell me the truth.

Is mrs.Wyler okay?

I hope so, Isaac.

I just left her in the cabin alone.

I told her I'd meet her here.

It's the hardest thing I've ever done.

Maybe I should go to her.

I don't think you should leave just yet.

Not yet.

Good evening, mrs.Wyler.

You're looking lovely this evening.

Who's that?

It's gopher.

You know if I were your husband, I'd start getting jealous.

You're much too beautiful to be left alone.

Good evening, gopher.

Good evening, captain.

Lovely lady.

Rumor has it that you're a pretty fair dancer.

I see.

There you go...Quotes everywhere.

I may not be John Travolta, but I think I can bumble through.

I don't know...I'm blind, you know.

Well, I'm tone deaf, myself.

But I think between the two of us, we can do a pretty fair fox trot.

This way.

She's a wonderful dancer.

Yeah.

But I can't say much for the captain.

I think she deserves a better partner.

Excuse me, may I cut in?

Well, I think a man should be allowed to dance with his wife.

I love you.

Bert, I was so wrong.

And I'm so ashamed.

I do have something to be grateful for.

You.

All I can say is, if that women's auxiliary or the board even dare to open up their mouths,

they'll have me to answer to.

Thanks, Mrs. Sharpe.

Oh, reverend.

Thank you for understanding.

You know I think the book of Solomon says it best.

They that put their trust in him, shall understand the truth.

And the truth is that you're a very fine woman Barbara.

All I can say is I have learned more on this cruise than I have in a month of sundays....

Oooh....

You know, you can knock his sermons now and then,

but...i think it's time I tried a few of them.

At worst, I'll break even.

Bye.

And thank you for sailing with us.

(Goodbyes)

Hey, goodbye and good luck to both of you.

Mr.and mrs.Wyler, it's been a pleasure sailing with you.

It was our pleasure.

Well, what's next for you two?

Well, Audrey's gonna teach youngsters dancing at the braille institute.

Yes.

Just as soon as I learn a few things myself.

Poor, Bert, he's gonna have to get along for a few hours a day without me.

We're gonna make it just fine, doctor.

Mrs. Wyler, good luck to you.

Goodbye and thank you so much.

Bye bye.God bless....

There you go, Angelo.

Paid in full for six passengers.

Tony, I want to thank you for sharing your family with us.

It was a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Thank me?

Captain, thank you.

Thank you, captian.

(Everybody saying thank you)

(Speaks Italian)

I think he's happy he's not a Turkey.

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