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♪Love, exciting and new.♪

♪Come aboard, we're expecting you♪

♪love, life's sweetest reward.♪

♪Let it flow, it floats back to you♪

♪the love boat soon will be making another run.♪

♪The love boat promises something for everyone♪

♪set a course for adventure♪

♪your mind on a new romance♪

♪love won't hurt anymore.♪

♪It's an open smile on a friendly shore♪

♪yes, love .welcome aboard, it's love.♪

Oh...excuse me...I....

Oh, do you know what the...

Oh, good morning.

I....

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

Well, the pleasure was almost mine...Miss....

Stokes.bonnie Stokes.

I'm sorry.

I must have my head in a cloud.

It's the first time I've been on a ship.

Really?!

Hm-hm.

Oh, well then, you have to let me show you around.

Now, say eight o'clock...Cocktails on the lido deck?

Ah, with the wind in our hair...Moon at our fingertips.

You're one of those cruise ship casanovas, aren't you?

You better believe it.

Say you'll come.

Well...it's...it's kind of sudden.

Oh, as I see it, we don't have a moment to waste.

Oh.well.,okay,um...

Alvin.

But my friends call me...

Vinnie?

Yes.

Right...right.

Well, it suits you.

Oh, thanks.

Well, I'll see you later, Vinnie.

Okay.

Okay. Bye bye.

Bye bye.....Vinnie?

Who cares.....

The wind in our hair.Moon at our fingertips.

I can use that sometime.

Excuse me.

There'll be no hugging on my ship unless I can get in on it.

I gather you three know each other.

I've never seen this man before in my life.

Julie, this is Dave Stanton.

Hi.

And his wife Laura.

How do you do?

Dave is my best friend's boy.

In fact, he's my godson.

Oh, and I thought we were the only ones who called you the godfather.

Well, how do you like it so far?

Ah, it's everything you promised.

We've been waiting for this for two years.

I can hardly believe it's real.

Well, it's been a long time, Dave.

We've got a lot to talk over.

Right.I'll call you in about a week.

Bye bye.

Enjoy your cruise.

Honeymoon.

Right, sir?

Well, a belated honeymoon....

You see...

He's a captain in the army and,

he was sent right to Turkey as soon as he was married.

Well, Laura had to stay in the states.

How come?

Her mother was very sick...Terminal.

Mmm...two years apart.

Not much of a way to start a marriage.

Let's hope they can start it here.

Hey Joe,let's get off.

I can't go through with it.

It's too late, Harold. You can't back out now.

Ah, but, Joe...What if it doesn't work?

It's gonna work.It'll work, Harold.

Don't worry. It's gonna work.

What if we get caught?

We're not gonna get caught.

Will you shut up.

How do you know, Joe?

How do you know, huh?

Harold...I'm your big brother.

Have I ever lied to you?

Yeah.

Lots of times.

I never lied. What're you talkin' about?

See?

You're doin' it again.

Okay,stay right here.I'm gonna get our cabin number.

Stay right here...

Okay, Harold.

Cabin one-thirty-one on the fiesta deck.

Oh, I don't know, al.

It's very kind of you to ask...

But I've been out of circulation for so long.

Do you mind if I don't call you al?

It was my husband's name.

As Shakespeare said..."What's in a name?"

But then, what's he written lately?

I have a middle name.

Cornelius.

Oh, I like that.

Well, then Cornelius it is.

And this afternoon...Say about three o'clock in the pacific lounge bar?

How can I say no...Cornelius.

Cornelius......

Oh, nuts!

May I help?

Oh,thank you.

I'm Anita Carmichael.

It was a present from my ex-husband.

It never did work.

But then again, neither did he.

Oh, I think that does it....Oh!

Oooh...oooh, I'm sorry.You're bleeding.

What can I do for you?

Have dinner with me.

A late dinner...Under the starry skies, with the rippling water...

Oh, perfect.

I'll meet you here at ten.

I'll bring the bandaids.

I mean, after all, you bled for me, the least I can do is break bread with you.....

If we're gonna be an item, shouldn't I know your name?

Oh...

Mcnair....

Mcnair?

What a darling first name.

I'll see you at ten.

Mcnair....

Do you believe that guy?

We're not even out to sea and he's already got two women swooning.

Three.

Three?

He's incredible.

He's out of his mind.

Those three ladies are travelling together.

Oh!

Oh, my back.

I hurt my back.

My back!

Oh!

Oh!

My...

What's the matter?

Well, you're not gonna win an academy award with that.

There's something that isn't...

There's something that....I know...

Anguish...

That's it anguish.

The anguish and pain....

Oh....oh...

One more thing, Harold....

You're in agony...You put your two eyes with the agony...

You gotta roll your two eyes back in your head.

Gets 'em every time.

Perfect! That's face.

That's it.

That's face.

That face...That face is gonna get us fifty thousand bucks in our pocket.

Perfect.

Why don't you have the accident?

No, no, no.

We talked about that.

You're the accident. I'm business.

You know I wish I'd never let you talk me into this.

Hey, wait a minute. Stop.

Wait a second.

Do you want to be a cough drop salesman your whole life?

Now come on. Get with it....

But this time heart...A little heart and agony.

You know, agony.

I got it.

Go.

Oh!

My nose....

Wait a minute, it's your back.

It's not your nose.

Oh, my god.

My nose.

It's not my back.

It's my nose.

Oh!...

Look!

I'm bleeding.

I want you to be serious, Harold.

There's no money in blood noses.

I haven't seen this much confetti since your wedding to Nick.

Who shall hereafter be known as Nick the nothing......

You know it would have been more appropriate to throw a little confetti at the divorce.

Well, at least when you're single they can't divorce you.

No.

All they can do is put on their Adidas and jog over your heart a few times.

Oh, do I know that feeling....

So why did I let this fellow talk me into having cocktails tonight?

Hm?

I'm gonna call it off.

No, you're not.

When you fall off the horse, you're supposed to get right back on.

Well, I didn't make a date with Seattle slew.

I have a surprise.

What?

I'm meeting someone, too.

You're kidding?

He seems like a very nice fellow.

You know what?

I think there's a wave of musk attacking this ship.

I have a date, too....A late date...

What do you say we all cancel?

Yeah...

Men...who needs 'em?

All: We do.

Do you know how much I love you?

Uh-uh.......

Oh, you know, I'm more nervous than I was on our honeymoon.

Oh now why should you feel nervous?

Nothing can touch what we have together.

I know.....But.....

I mean, you've changed.

No, I haven't.

I'm still your same old Dave who forgot to get you a corsage for the senior prom,

who loans you his English notes for composition one-a.

And made me flunk the exam.

Yeah, you're still my same old Dave...But you seem a little more...

I dunno...Commanding.

The army'll do that to you.

Hut...hut...

Left...right, to the rear, huh!!!

You haven't changed.

You're the same sweet girl I left behind.

Oh...don't say it like that.

I was hoping I'd grown up a little.

What do you mean?

You know, the last two years haven't exactly been easy.

It's kinda been a crash course in maturity...

Don't I seem a little bit more mature?

In all the right places.

That's not what I meant.

I mean, I'm not a kid anymore, you know?

I can give orders too.

Oh, yeah? Gimme one.

Okay....attention!

Dress left...

Undress!

No, sergeant, you've got that wrong.

It's dress left...Dress!

Oh, yeah?

We do things differently in my army, soldier.

Pay attention, Rita.

Sure, Barney.

Well?

Have you seen anything?

Oh, yeah.....

No, no, no.

I mean, have you seen anything on the ship that you can fall over?

Have you?

Oh, yeah....

How do you expect to fall on your back if you are already on your back?

Now please get up and look for something slippery.

Hm?

I...i said will you stand up and look for something slippery.

Now come on.

Oh...oh, yeah.

Sorry, Joe.

Would you please shoot, Rita.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Are you all right?

Well, when you're near me, i'm just...I'm just absolutely fine.

Oh, no...No...

This man is hurt.Look at this.

Would everybody please ...

Now come on, stand back now and give him some air.

Everybody give him some air.

Okay?

Okay, roll your eyes.

This is it.

Roll your eyes....

Oh, my brother,

this is my brother has been seriously hurt and you are all

everyone of you are witnesses here to the gross

negligence of proper precautions on this ship.

Now wait a minute,wait a minute.

I don't know about negligence.

I mean, I just saw a guy fall down.

That's all.

Oh...oh...oh...oh...

Oh, my back!

My back.

I hurt my back when I fell down.

What'd you say? What?

Oh, my back.

I hurt my back real bad when I fell down.

Well...huh?

Well, I think that I better go get the doc.

Oh, you poor, poor man.

A toast....

Salud, amor y pesetas y tiempo para gustarles.

Mmm...sounds lovely....

Would you care to translate?

Alvin: Mm...

Up to the lips and past the gums...

Look out stomach here it comes...

No it really means...Health...Love and money and time to enjoy them.

It's been a long while since I've enjoyed anything.

My husband died two years ago.

Well, you're a desirable woman who obviously had a good experience in marriage.

There's no reason why you can't have another satisfying relationship.

There was only one man for me.

That's impossible.......

Of course it won't be exactly the same, but...But it will be good in its own way.

This is all going a little too fast for me.

I think I'd better go.

Oh, I understand.

But look...Look, if...If you want to call me or talk,

or anything.I'm in a-two-seven-one.

Maybe.4

Thank you.

For what?

For making me realize I can feel agian.

Ow!!!!!

How bad is it, doc?

Ah, not bad at all.

In fact, I think his lungs are perfect.

He didn't fall on his lungs, doc.

He fell on his back.

Well, he's got a slight bruise near the lumbar area...

Oh!!!!

Area, but...I don't think there's any damage to the disc.

Ohhhhh!!!!

But then again, I could be wrong.

Well, we're gonna sue anyway, doc.

Yeah, we're gonna sue.

I mean I don't know how long my kid brother's gonna be in the hospital.

For all I know, he could spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair or even longer.

Well, I'll....Excuse me....

I'll check back in a couple of hours.

He'll probably be feeling better by then.

Feeling better?

You call yourself a doctor?

We're gonna get us a specialist.

That's what.

Oh!

Oh!

Excuse me.

Ohhh...

How are you, you poor baby.

I told you he'd feel better.

How 'bout a toast.

To my wife...The most wonderful girl in the world.

And to you...The best husband anybody ever had......

We have something else to celebrate.

I can't believe, I forgot to tell you...

I got a promotion.

Hey, that's great, honey.

They want to make me a buyer for the whole store.

Well, are you gonna take it?

Well, why wouldn't I?

I thought now that I'm back you'd want to spend a little more time at home.

Ah, but Dave, this is such a great opportunity.

And they all have such faith in me...But I know I could be good at this.

Of course you would.

You'd be good at anything you tried.

But the thing that you're best at is being my wife.

Boy, did I brag about you to my buddies overseas.

It told those guys you can cook up a Sunday dinner that would put the ritz to shame....

And that you've got a shape that makes Charlie's angels look like hogan's heroes.

Wanna dance?

I thought you wanted to talk.

Well, I changed my mind.

Something bothering you?

Let's just dance, okay?

Sure.

Sure.

There's nothing wrong with mr.Nash's back.

I'd stake my reputation on it.

What we need to do is to prove that Mr.

Nash isn't really hurt.

All we've got to do if find a way to make him stand up.

How 'bout sneaking into his cabin and playing the national anthem?

I could slip some prune juice in his piña colada.

Hold it.

Hold it.

You're all forgetting the possibility that Mr.

Nash is really hurt.

Any attempt to prove otherwise, could really make him worse.

Then we'd really have a lawsuit.

I want mr.Nash made as comfortable as possible.

He's to be treated like a v.I.P.

Yeah,very ingenious phony.

Isaac...you will please take the gentlemen a bottle of our best champagne with my compliments.

Our foreign best or our domestic best?

Domestic.

In case there's a remote possibility I'm wrong.

You know...You've got an extraordinary face.

And you have an extraordinary line.

Don't you ever let your guard down?

Well, when you've played the singles game for a long time,

you hear a lot of lines and a lot of promises.

And you end up using a lot of kleenex.

I know what you mean.

And...you cry...When it's over?

Bonnie, all men are not made of stone.

I've been in love and yes, you're darn right I've cried.

But...

I learned something from it.

You can't become so afraid of,

getting hurt again that,you run from something that could be right.

Well, I...My problem is I've always been afraid.....

I'm still afraid...

Goodnight, Vinnie.

Oh, gee, Rita, you know, whenever you're near

i just, well, I feel so much better.

Oh...oh...oh...

Isn't it awful how it comes and goes.

Oh....oh....oh......oh...

Champagne...

Compliments of the captain.

Would you like me to pour, mr.Nash?

Oh.....

Right on!

You got it.

Oh...this is very sweet of the captain,

isn't it, Harold?

Yes, but...

I...

I..i don't think I can sit up to drink it.

Don't worry about a thing.

I got that covered.

I brought this....

See now...

I pop in the funnel and you've got it made.

Some of the finest champagne I got...

Oh!

Ahhh....

Boy, that's cold!

Oh, mr.Nash.

I feel terrible.

Well, how did that happen.

Gee!

Wow!

That's cold....

Oh, I...

I think that made my back worse....

Oh...

Oh...

No just your case.

Oh, mcnair, you think of everything.

A picnic on a ship.

Well, you see they charge you extra if you bring the moon into the dining room.

Oh, you're so wonderful.

My ex-husband's idea of a romantic evening was hanging around McDonald's

waiting for them to change the number to thirty-seven billion sold.

Well...shall we?

Oh, wonderful.

Oh, by the way, I hope that you...Like oysters.

I love them.

You know what they're known for?

Making pearls?

Oh, then you do know.

A little of the bubbly.

We've got a lot of lost time to make up.

We got a lot of other things to make up, too.

Well, maybe we'll get lucky and make ourselves a beautiful baby.

Dave...

You don't make a baby just like that.

I know.

But...didn't we always plan to make our family when we were twenty-four?

Yeah, but we were sixteen when we made those plans.

It all seemed so far off.

So what are you saying?

You don't want a baby?

Of course, I want a baby.

Then what are we waiting for?

We're waiting for a lot of things.

Look, I just spent the last two years caring for my mother.

For waiting for me to say that I'm ready to spend a lot more years caring for a child.

Honey, once that little baby came, you'd be the happiest girl on earth.

Dave....

Can't we be happy with just the two of us?

Now?

You really have changed, haven't you?

Well, I haven't changed the way I feel about you.

And when the champagne spilled on him, he almost leaped out of the bed.

Must have been a bad year.

The guy is obviously faking it.

Look, the fact that he sat up doesn't prove a thing.

Now if he stood up and walked around, then we could prove he's a fraud.

How're we gonna get him to do that?

Yeah.and what if we're wrong?

And what about the captain?

He told us to give him the finest treatment.

Then let's do what the captain says.Give him the treatment.

Mmmm...

Oh, charolette look at the dolphin out there.

Well, if it isn't our wayward girl.

Oh, I never knew you were so...Neat, Anita.

You made your bed so well this morning, it didn't even looked like you'd slept in it last night.

Oh, girls, I've met Mr. Right.

Excuse me, but...That is what you said about your first husband.

You remember him?

Mr.wrong.

Oh, mcnair is different.

Mcnair, sophisticated and...And elegant.

He's a close encounter of the very best kind.

I know exactly what you mean.

Vinnie is so sensitive,charming, but well, I don't think it'd be very difficult to get

involved with him.

I don't get you two.

One date and rockets go off.

They do if you like fireworks.

Well, I was with a sweet man...

As a matter of fact, outside of my husband, he's the most understanding man I've ever met.

But I certainly didn't leap into bed with him.

Well, maybe you should have.

I think it's time you got back in the swim, dear.

And I don't mean the pool.

Gopher, you're on.

Why am I shaking so much?

I felt the same way when I mixed my first bullshot.

You'll be fine.

Break a leg.

Break a leg?I thought I was supposed to have a heart attack.

Break a leg means good luck.

Oh....

Okay, here goes.

Your heart's on the other side.

Gopher, are you okay?!!

Sir!

Sure.

Oh...gee, if you liked my Jerry Lewis impression, wait'll you see my Dean Martin....

"Everybody loves somebody sometime..."

Want to see my impression of a purser getting fired?

If it's any consolation we liked your Dean Martin impression.

Vinnie?

Vinnie?

Oh, hi.

I've something to say and if I don't say it all at once,

i probably won't be able to say it at all, so don't stop me or I'll never say it...

Remember when I said I was afraid?

Afraid of men....

Afraid of hurt?

Afraid...afraid it would always end before it had a chance to begin?

Well, I'm not afraid anymore.

Not if it means getting a chance to know somebody like you.

Well, I'm off duty.

Either of you two kids want a game of ping-pong?

No thanks, merrill.

We'll just soak up the sun.

I'd love one.

Good.

Dave's dad warned me about your killer serve.

Merrill, could I talk to you?

I've got a...Slight problem.

Oh....

Is your cabin okay?

Or do you want to have dinner at a different table?

You know, I do have some pull.

No...it's Dave.

Dave?

Oh, well, first of all you know that I love him more than anything.

I mean, I want to be his wife for the rest of my life.

Well, that doesn't sound like a problem to me.

It's just that I do want a chance to do some things on my own.

Well, of course you do.

If only Dave felt the same way, then maybe I wouldn't have to feel so...

Laura...what you have to do is ask for what you want, or you're never gonna get it.

If you can't be honest with Dave...Who can you be honest with?

Thanks.

Ah...now...you want to see my killer serve?

You bet.

You wanna see it again?

Oh, Cornelius, you're just the person I need.

Could you possibly help me with this strap?

Oh, sure.......

Oh....

I...

I think it has to be retied.

Maybe we better go into my cabin, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

My husband used to take care of problems like this.

Charlotte?

Hm?

When are you going to stop living in the past?

I guess....Now.

I can't wait for you to meet my friends.

Can I bring them to cocktails at six?

Sure.

It'd be my pleasure.

Charlotte, are you in there?

It's us.

Bonnie and Anita.

You can meet them right now.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Bonnie...bonnie and Anita...Your...Your friends?

Yes.

Well...well, I.......Uh...

Never mind.

I understand...Come back later, girls.

I have a gentleman with me now...And he's not decent.

That's about the size of it.

Our baby better have your eyes, or I'm gonna send him back.

Hey, Dave...I've been thinking about that a lot,

and I'd like to wait a while before we start our family....

We're young.

We have all the time in the world ahead of us...

And I really want to take that job.

I just don't get you, Laura.

I used to know you inside out.

Now suddenly you're a total stranger.

Look, I've handled a lot of responsibility in the last couple of years.

I grew up.

I can't pretend that didn't happen.

What about me?

I've had two years of growing up, too.

Two years of thinking about what I want.

A home...A family....

It's perfectly normal, isn't it?

Of course...If two people want it at the same time.

Lots of women want what I want, Laura.

Fine.

If all those women are lined up waiting for you why don't you go find one.

I did!

What?

I didn't mean for it to come out like that.....

It was in Turkey.

I was lonely.

I was....

You were human.

I know how that feels.

Thanks for understanding for,for being you.

Dave.

I was human, too.

What did you say?

I was giving everything I had to mom.

I guess I needed someone to give something back.

And I trusted you......

I trusted you!

Dave...

Don't...

Wait....

Laura?

What's wrong?

Nothing.i was honest with Dave, merrill.

And?

And I think I just blew my whole.

P.A.: Good morning I hope you enjoy your day at mazetlan.

Oh...excuse me, doctor.

Is there some way that I can get off this ship?

It's an emergency.

Well, I don't suppose it could have anything to do with the lovely ladies in cabin a-two-seven-eight?

Could it?

Don't tell me I'm the last one to know they're roommates......

See, I just don't want to hurt them .

I mean they're...They're the most wonderful women...

The sweetest...

You really like them all, don't you?

Oh, I love them all.

Then why not level with them?

Oh...if I do that, I...I'll upset three lives.

Well, then there's only one thing left to do.

What?

Swim for it.

Oh, Charlotte dear, would you sit down please.

I want to talk to you.

Oh, of course, Cornelius....

This afternoon was...Was wonderful...

And the cruise is almost over.

Couldn't we just spend the rest of it together?

Every single minute of it.

Well, sure, but...First....

Sshhh...don't talk, darling.

That's all I wanted to know.

How's it goin', Romeo?

Terrible.

Charlotte's gone to my cabin.

Bonnie is due here at nine and I'm meeting Anita on deck in an hour.

I guess I'm gonna have to just play this game through to the end.

If it weren't so serious, I wouldn't mind having your problem.....

Can I help you with a free lobotomy?

Oh, Rita, where did you get those hands?

They came with the rest of me, silly.

Does it help the pain?

Oh, yes...Yes, it really feels so much better.

I wonder if you could just...Just try it over here though.

Just...perfect.

Yeah...

That's it.

Oh, good....

Gee, that's much better.

Oh...move closer though...Real close...

Oh....

Ahhh...

Oh, be careful.

Your back.

Oh, just forget about my back.

Ah!

You're standing.

Your back is all better.

Yeah, well, I wanted to talk to you about that, Rita...

Well, it was never bad.

But you fell.

You were in such pain.

You couldn't even move, Harold.

I faked it.

What are you talking about?

Well see, Joe and I staged this phony accident so we could collect the insurance money.

But listen, Rita, I'm not gonna go through with this.

And I'm not goin' through with anything, either, you....You fraud!

Yeah, but...But, Rita, I love you.

I want to marry you.

Go marry your brother.

That way you won't have to split the dough.

Rita!

Wait a minute.

Rita!!!

Rita, come back!

Wait a minute.

Where do you think you're going?

Rita!

Hey, well, listen...You get back in the room so nobody sees you.

I don't care.

Rita!!

Now just call miss McCoy.

I'm sure she can arrange something.

Harold, I promise you if you blow this, I'll personally break your back...For real.

Mr.nash!!!

Oooh...ahh...

What happend?

I left him alone.

He fell off the chair, poor kid...Crawled all the way out here tryin' to find somebody to help him.

Here let me give you a hand.

Well, okay...

Rita!........rita!!!

Hope I didn't hurt you?

Well talk to the insurance company.

Rita!

Charlotte, it's me hunni.Cornelius.

Come in.

Charlotte...could you turn it on a light I can't see anything.

I'll get it, mcnair.

Or should we call you Vinnie?

Oh, boy.

Look, I...I...I know what you're thinking...I'm a skunk...I...I used you.

I'm...I'm a typical macho pig.

I..i don't suppose it would probably make any difference if I told you,

I fell in love three times.

We know.

Huh?

We know.

Mcnair, one thing women recognize is sensitivity...

We see so little of it.

But you never lied about it.

You said flat out what you were.

You never pushed any of us into anything.

Actually, it was the reverse.

We grabbed you.

I was hitting on you from the moment we met.

And you know what?

I'm glad.

Because we had a wonderful time.

I don't regret one moment of it.

I think if I live to be a hundred and five,

I'll still remember a terrific picnic on the deck.

And I'll remember the moment I stopped living for something that was gone from my life.

I can start all over now.

And I'll remember not feeling scared to go after what I want in life.

And I'll always thank you for that.

Well, I...

I don't know what to say....Except you're all...Wonderful and......

And goodbye, mcnair....

I love you.

So long, mcnair I mean Cornelius.

I love you.

Goodbye, Vinnie.

I love you.

Dave.....

Hey...what's going on?

Laura.

It's over with Laura and me.

What's this all about?

While I was gone....Laura was with someone else.

My wife slept with another man.

Well...you were gone a long time, Dave.

What's that got to do with anything?

In two years in Turkey, didn't you ever reach out...Need somebody?

Of course I did....That was different.

No...

I think you're using this as an excuse to break up your marriage.

Come on, merrill.

And I mean it.

I think what you really can't handle is the fact that Laura can stand on her own.

Make decisions for herself.

I think you feel she doesn't need you like she used to.

Great.

The man's giving me theories...

How can you possibly know how I feel?

Because I've been there.

I was in love with my wife....I let it all go down the drain....

If I knew then, what I know now.

Look, Dave, you just both made a mistake....

You hurt each other...

You can't undo that.

What you have to do is use it....Learn from it...Go past it.

Talk to Laura.

She's a wonderful girl....

No...a wonderful woman....

Don't lose her like I lost Stacy.

Laura......

Laura....

Dave, I'm sorry.

Hey, no sorrys.

Listen, now I've got some things to learn about being a husband.

But if you just give me a chance.

Dave.

And about this other stuff,

we'll just forget it ever happened.

Oh, no, I don't think that we should.

I think we should talk about it.

Get it out and get rid of it so it can never hurt us again.

I'm scared.

Yeah, I'm scared, too......

But you know what?

Right now, we're halfway there.

"The love boat will continue in a moment."

I'm telling you, captain, that man's back is as healthy as yours or mine,

or I'll turn in my tongue depressors to the a.M.A.

I saw the man crawling for help with my own eyes, doc.

And his suit against this company in my estimation is justified.

Case closed.

And they say crime doesn't pay.

What?

Ah, nothing, sir.

Rita, baby,oh hunni are you all right?

Don't you think you ought to get back into your wheelchair, Harold?

Oh, forget the wheelchair.

It's...well, it's you I need....

And you I love and I want to be with you....Forever.

What a miraculous recovery, mr.Nash.

And in front of witnesses.

What can I tell you....

His back is back.

Now, about your negligence suit against the company.

Oh, that.Well, why don't we just forget that, captain....

Like they say in basketball, you know...No harm, no foul, hah?

Well, I'll be seeing you.

Not on my ship, sir.

Yeah.

I guess you were right after all.

Well, sir, it takes a great man to admit that he was wrong.

I didn't say I was wrong.

I said you were right.

Right, sir.

I know a wonderful little place over at the Marina...

So what do you say?

Just the two of us with the wind in our hair, and the moon at our fingertips.

There he goes again.

She's a lucky lady.

Aren't we all....

Come see us again.

Thanks, merrill, for everything.

Thanks.

Now, come on, cut that out.

What do they teach you guys in the army?

Now remember I'm still your godfather, so be good to each other.

That's an order you can't refuse.

Captain.

Captain.