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♪ (indistinct) life ♪

♪ Minus the lies ♪

♪ We're all just part of a flock of shame ♪

♪ Forced plight, unable to fight ♪

♪ (indistinct), minus the lies ♪

♪ We're all just part of a flock of shame ♪

Hello everyone, I'm Cleve Blinkman,

and welcome to the evening news.

Mitch, we have some disturbing news.

Why don't you get right to it?

Disturbing is an understatement.

A black cougar escape from a Los Angeles County lab

and it's still on the loose.

Be careful out there, people.

This is the beautiful Mandy right here.

Hey guys, I've missed you.

So we're over here and we're about to go

and enjoy my first meal as a breatharian.

Oka, can you talk about your outfit today

and what you're wearing?

My outfit?

Yeah.

No, no, I'm just kidding.

Of course.

No, actually, no, I wasn't prepared for that.

You have not signed me up for that.

No, no no, no, no.

Come on, babe.

Just say it.

Say what you're wearing.

Look at this beautiful fur coat you've got on.

Well, that is true.

This is a leopard coat.

There you go.

And those boots, look at those.

These boots were actually a gift

from a friend of mine who's a singer.

Wow, okay.

And what about that beautiful necklace?

That necklace was an actual find.

Tell me that's not beautiful.

Look at her.

All right, let's go.

We're making our way up.

She's about to cross.

I think it's fine.

You just go over it however.

Yeah, there you go.

I can't, I don't know how to do that.

How do we do this?

Oh, yeah, over here, over here.

Over here.

We're going to the mountain

so we can breathe some fresh air, guys.

There we go, all right.

Oh my God.

They did not design these mountains for heels.

Yeah.

There we go.

We're good.

Yeah, we're off.

Hey guys.

Hi, I'm Eric.

Hey, it's Mandy.

I'm so happy to be here with you guys!

Thanks for watching.

Yeah, how many followers are we up to right now?

150,000 followers.

And I'm grateful for every single one of you.

I'm doing this challenge just for you,

so this is my first day as a breatharian

and I came up here to have my first meal in the mountains.

So it's really, you know, it's like a air salad.

Air salad.

Yeah.

That's what I'm going with.

Yeah? - Yeah.

It's really actually like a way more spiritual journey

than just eating air.

You know, I did want my first meal to be delicious

and I figured coming up to the mountains

is kind of like a air salad, you know,

like all the leaves and stuff.

Yeah.

But like, it actually is a lot deeper than that.

Can you like describe the taste

of what air salad tastes like?

Let me see.

Up here, kind of like lettuce.

Lettuce, guys, you heard it first.

It tastes like lettuce.

Look at this.

Look at this, beautiful.

Wow.

Hey guys.

So here I am in nature.

Now I'm officially having my first breatharian meal.

Okay, so the way I'm gonna do this

is through a meditation called hong-sau.

So this meditation is actually for your heart chakra

and when you do it,

you're actually gonna say hong-sau in your mind.

So when you breathe in, you think of the word hong,

and when you breathe out, you think of the word sau.

So I'm inviting you to join me in a meditation

and take a moment and get your peace.

And let's begin.

What the hell was that?

Hey guys, we are officially like 13 minutes in.

Yes, to being a breatharian.

Starting our whole spiritual life,

making room for all the beautiful things in the world.

It's just great.

What was that?

I mean, it's probably like a squirrel or something.

Like, we're in nature.

A squirrel doesn't make that big of a noise.

I'm gonna go check it out.

Here. - Okay.

It was over here, right?

Yeah, I mean, it's just a freaking squirrel.

You're so dramatic.

It's okay, but thank you!

My hero!

Guys, it's been like five minutes

and Eric hasn't come back and I just,

I feel like this was like a really super bad idea.

Like, I thought I could be a vegetarian.

Well, actually a breatharian,

but I feel like a big fraud.

Like, I've never even been to the mountains before.

So like, I don't know.

And there's all these noises and I don't know what it means.

And there's, I dunno.

There's something coming.

I knew this was gonna happen.

I knew it!

I told him and he didn't listen.

I've gotta stop this.

I should be there in about 15 minutes

if I cut through the woods.

Dude, that's fake news.

Besides, I won't mess it up this time.

I promise you.

Fucking moron better not fuck this up!

Hey, shut the damn door, bitch!

I need some damn privacy here!

Can't upset the boss, no.

Wouldn't want to do that, now would we?

Time for blast off!

The cougar is whacked out on coke,

so he'll probably be crashing soon,

which will be our opportunity to nab hi

before he makes it downtown.

As long as he doesn't come across any blow in the meantime,

our plan should work.

No, no, no, no.

Not that kind of cougar.

Not the one, the hairy kind.

Come on, you know what I mean!

I gotta call you back.

Trouble in paradise?

Nothings to be worried about, my love.

How about give daddy some sugar?

Hello, is anyone out there?

Fuck this noise.

Stupid motherfucker!

I knew you'd keep me dry again.

And this is just in, two local friends were attacked

by the escaped cougar on the outskirts of town

near the Los Angeles National Forest.

Also in that same area, known reputed drug dealer,

Gus Chris, was also attacked and killed.

And interestingly, cocaine residue was found

at the death scene.

Huh, douche bag.

Too scary.

Hmm, too fat.

Oh, too ugly.

Ooh, mama's boy.

Water sports.

Mm, no thanks.

Oh, hmm, I knew I'd find you on here.

Ooh, yes.

All right, all right.

Now, go fetch me my blow.

It's gonna be a long night.

Yes, daddy.

I mean, boss.

Coming right up.

Talk about a cougar

Oh.

Oh, Francis, I can't wait.

Daddy is going to get some sugar today.

Mm, ah.

Oh my gosh, what was that?

Francis?

It must be him.

Come on, Francis, come here.

That doesn't sound good.

Jeff, is that you?

Are you okay?

Where are you?

Just couldn't wait for me, could ya?

New developments in the escaped Cougar.

What did we learn, Cleve?

Yes, well, the escape cougar came from Ferguson Labs

and that lab recently fell under investigation

for its involvement of experiments on animals with cocaine.

Very concerning.

Hey bro.

Slater, where you at?

Send me the GPS of your location.

All right?

All right, see you soon.

That was a lot of fun.

It was a lot of fun.

Thanks for taking me.

Call me when you get home?

Okay.

Bye. - Bye.

Hello?

Take us to the latest developments

in the escaped cougar case, Cleat.

Well, animal control is on high alert

and asking if you spot the cougar in your area,

do not approach him.

Instead, call 911.

Oh, shit!

Honey.

Honey, hear me out.

Now, listen to me.

I know I say some wild stories sometimes

and I might be a little kooky, but listen to me this time.

There's a cougar outside.

A cougar?

Yeah, with the...

A cougar like Mrs. Lynch down the hallway?

Is that who you're talking about?

No, no.

It was like a real-

Yes, she's a real cougar.

She's an old lady who hits on younger men

and you need to stop fucking talking to her.

How many times did we talk about this?

No, no, honey.

Bob, I'm serious.

This is fucking crazy!

What the?

That looks like a cocaine bear.

Fuck, no, that's a fucking cocaine cougar!

Shit!

Hello, animal patrol?

Yes, hello, I'd like to report a cougar.

Yeah, it's large, black.

It's got paw.

It growls.

What?

What do you mean?

No, it's a feline.

It's a big cat.

No, not that kind of cougar.

That's why I'm in a situation right now.

No, no, no, no, no.

It's not sexy or flirtatious.

No, it's a real cougar.

Please just come down to 1516 Sycamore.

Yes, 1516 Sycamore.

Thank you.

Where is she?

Hey Guy, thank you so much.

That was awesome.

Oh, no problem.

I'll send you the negatives later.

Yeah, I wanna see him. I love the shirt.

Oh, thank you.

Just fucking hot.

Mrs. Lynch?

Yes, who are you?

I'm Bob McAllister's wife.

We live next door.

Oh, the one who won't wear short dresses.

Listen bitch, stop fycking talking to my husband, okay?

Oh, I'm not really interested in him.

He's too old.

Yeah good, then find men your own age.

Leave him the fuck alone, okay?

He's spending money on me.

He actually bought me this outfit.

He's not spending money on you.

This is getting really annoying.

It's getting absolutely ridiculous.

What is that?

Honey?

Honey!

Oh, oh, oh boy.

Oh, oh.

Is someone there?

Yeah, I heard something about that on the news.

It's fine, I'm on my way home now.

Yeah, I'll let you know when I get there.

All right, later.

What the hell?

Holy shit!

I'm gonna find you.

And I'm gonna kill you!

I'm going to find this fucking cougar

and I'm going to fucking kill it!

No one fucks with Shredder's stash!

Wait, honey!

♪ (indistinct) belief ♪

♪ Minus the lies ♪

♪ We're all just part of a flock of shame ♪

♪ Forced plight, unable to fight ♪

♪ (indistinct), minus the lies ♪

♪ We're all just part of a flock of shame ♪