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My name's Emilio
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and I've been at this school
since I was 5.
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I'm 18 now, which means that
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for 13 years I've been in love
with the same girl.
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At the time I wore
orthopedics on my legs.
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Almost four kilos of iron
and two crutches.
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The big kids called me "Forrest"
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and the others, "Scrap Metal".
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I waited 6 years
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for the iron to come off
and to tell Natalia I love her,
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but a few days before,
my mum took me to the dentist.
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After that, I was "Wire Boy".
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Then I started getting nosebleeds
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whenever I got nervous.
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They wasn't serious and...
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they were easily fixed.
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I thought I was done with
orthopedics until Merino...
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threw a medicine ball at me.
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I wore a neck brace, traction
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and a back support
for two more years.
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Then I became simply...
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"Robocop".
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13 years waiting to become
a normal person
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so I could declare my love.
Though probably...
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neither I nor my friends...
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would ever be normal people.
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Coming through. Coming through.
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- Emilio!
- Come here, Flash.
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Go on, tell me what I got.
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I need a 7.6 average
to get into Medicine.
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- Take a look!
- Alright.
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José Manuel Sánchez Expòsito,
better known as "Flash".
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His loss of vision from
a congenital disease
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never stopped him from
believing he was a normal kid.
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- What was it?
- A penalty.
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I'll shoot, I'll shoot.
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So normal that he even got flash
over the dumbest things.
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Hence the tag, "Flash".
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He's always had one goal in life:
to fit in.
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- I'm in the centre.
- Yes.
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And for Flash, fitting in
meant acting like the sighted.
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There's an aroma here
stronger than Vicks Vaporub.
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It's cleared up all my pipes.
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"Wheels"...
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He isn't what you'd call
a normal person either.
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His goals in life are
personal defense and sex.
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Don't always do this!
Don't believe them!
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- Get outta here, sucker.
- You idiot!
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But scoring on the dancefloor
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had always eluded him, so...
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he developed his own method:
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listen, understand and console.
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Let it all out
and you'll feel better.
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Relax.
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- Flash!
- Hey, Goat!
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Why the long faces?
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There's still September.
I got the goods, and at half price.
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We steal by night, sell by day:
Maths, Latin, Geography...
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"The Goat" isn't
exactly normal either.
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But he's a good guy.
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Or as good as you can be
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living the slum life
and inheriting the family business.
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1 for a euro, 2 for 2 euros!
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Everyone's a winner,
a football or a ham!
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What do we have here?
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A microwave for the man!
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The box comes free! Here!
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I want a gram. Can you fix me up?
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I told you, I'm not selling to you.
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Your head can't take any more drugs.
What do you guys want?
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- Three pink panthers.
- And two bickies.
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See? They take drugs,
but they enjoy them.
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That's 50.
This is for your girlfriend.
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Okay, lady, how are you doing?
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And the man wins!
Ham or a lucky dip?
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- Quintana, Ramos, Rodriguez...
- No, no.
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- Sánchez Expòsito.
- That's it.
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1.26.
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What a bummer.
I didn't get into Medicine.
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Bastards.
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How can you be a doctor, you dick?
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They've got it in for me.
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Why can't he be a doctor?
Because he can't see?
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Corneto's our intellectual leader.
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And he would've been a great one,
if he had an intellect.
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Do pussies have lamps on 'em?
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You ever seen a gynecologist
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stick his head in to look?
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No, man, you don't look,
you feel the pussy.
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It's true. And I've got
highly-developed fingertips.
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Sure, Flash. And what's more...
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What do psychiatrists do? Listen.
No looking, just listening!
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And a radiologist? An anesthetist?
A chiropodist?
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My friends and I knew
this was the day
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we'd been waiting for
since we were 5.
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I'd just had my wristbands
for tendonitis taken off.
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For the first time in my life
I felt free.
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Natalia.
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Emilio, no more wristbands.
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- Yeah.
- He's going for it.
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I can play basketball
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and do weightlifting.
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I couldn't do this before.
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I mean, rotate it..
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for ping pong and table soccer.
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Congratulations, Natalia.
You got the scholarship.
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Next year...
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your friend is studying Medicine
at the prestigious Oxford University.
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That's great.
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Your nose, Emilio. Your nose.
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BRAIN DRAIN
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Look, Emilio, did he say Antarctica?
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No, he said Oxford.
It's right next door.
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- Aren't you going to do anything?
- Yes. I got a job in Carrefour,
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stacking shelves.
You do what you want. It's all over.
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- But we'll still see each other?
- Sure.
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We'll nod in the street,
ashamed to look at each other
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because our jobs suck
and we let our best friend's girl go.
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- But relax, everything's fine.
- Don't say that again, okay?
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What don't you want me to say?
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You let the love of your life go
without hearing her say no?
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You'll be a mess in two months?
You don't want me to say that?
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This makes lovebird calls.
It'll be a scream.
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Green!
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Flash!
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Are you crazy?
Don't you know when to stop?
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Look out! Car!
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- Stop pissing around, Wheels.
- Losers.
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Look, Emilio,
I'll tell you one thing.
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I'm not deserting a guy who went
with me to my mum's chemo.
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Me neither. He taught me how to
kick a penalty using sound.
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He taught me how to dance
to reggaeton, what the fuck.
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Like it or not, we're going to Oxford
to get you your girl.
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You like the idea?
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And to study Medicine.
They're very advanced there.
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To Oxford?
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With all our marks added together,
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they might even let us
pour the dean's coffee.
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- That's true.
- Hey, man...
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Robbing the Bank of England is hard,
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but can get into Oxford
with my eyes closed.
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PASSED
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An 8.9 average, to be sure.
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Now the scholarships.
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Make your mark.
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Perfect. Now the recommendations.
The Ambassador,
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the Minister of the Exterior,
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the King,...
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- ...and Richard.
- What Richard?
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Richard, with the limp,
the street-sweeper.
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Marichalar. He's cool.
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It needs someone foreign, right?
Check it out.
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Ernest of Hanover. Looks like
a serious dude. Everyone quiet.
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Done.
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You have to be an example of
how to fit in, there in Oxford.
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Look at your dad, eh?
Never used a cane in his life.
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No one has to give us anything.
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Your mum and I never even
got a seeing-eye dog.
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We picked up a stray and trained it.
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- Canelo!
- Yeah... Canelo!
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- Ich liebe dich.
- Dad, he doesn't understand.
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All his life flat on his back,
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now he's off to Oxford!
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Maybe he's got abilities...
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Mum, we forgot to change
the piss bag. It's almost full.
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- Let your dad change it.
- Keep that crap away from me.
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I told you not to zap your dad,
he's got hypertension.
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This Oxford thing is weird, son.
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You don't have to prove anything.
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Find yourself a girl fast,
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and if you have to leave her,
just get another, not like I did.
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By the time I left your mum
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I was bald and there was no way...
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- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah.
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These losers say
they're going to Oxford.
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- What'll they get up to there?
- That's what I said.
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- Me too.
- Hey, nephew.
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- What?
- Are you gettin' any?
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Everyone here thinks
the main thing in this world
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is love, family...
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Something they don't mention
is right there.
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Rumpy-pumpy, rumpy-pumpy.
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I know Medicine's not my thing.
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But it's one year, Grandad.
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I'll just try it out,
and improve my English.
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Medicine's the least of it, right?
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Hide the salami, wet your wang,
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feed the badger,
whatever you call it.
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If I regret anything,
it's not fucking when I was 20
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what I can't fuck at 50.
You lose your drive.
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This is dead weight now.
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Here, I got you some Tupperware.
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I did everything
to win your grandma.
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I was after her all day.
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She was a free spirit,
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a wonderful loony.
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And look, here I am,
just like the first day.
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Where's your grandma?
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She's over there.
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You're going to kill yourself!
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Get down!
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Can't you see you could fall
and hurt yourself?
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Are you mad?
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- Are there girls or not?
- Yes, there are.
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- On... on your left.
- Left... Girls...
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Don't leave me here!
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Okay, kid...
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"When American boys get the urge
they stick it
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in an apple pie,
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but there's nothing like
hot French toast, nephew.
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I made it with icing sugar
so it doesn't scrape your dick.
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Big kiss, Uncle Julián."
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Guys!
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Did you know a Nobel Prize winner
teaches 3rd year?
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It's top notch here.
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Jesus, we're stuck in a Mass.
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You want to bet how long we last?
I say under two hours.
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So who's that? The Dean?
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Understand?
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Fuck you, Harry Potter!
Talk properly or I'll smash you!
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Stop it, Goat. Shut up.
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Please.
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What's he saying?
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Look. It's Natalia.
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You see that fucker?
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She just got here
and he's sniffin' around.
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Emilio, where are you going?
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Emilio, cheer up. It's okay.
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All you have to is impress her.
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You don't have to be well-read,
just appear to be.
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- Do I use magic?
- No, not magic.
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What you do is...
Look, cram this into you.
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Just a few chapters, to show off.
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Listen to me, these girls
fall in love with a brain.
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Check him out again.
Look at that sucker go for it.
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With a violin, the whole shit.
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That predator's not swiping
my friend's girl.
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Listen, man.
He's just talking to her.
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- He looks like a nice guy.
- Goat...
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Come with me and play along.
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Spanglish? You parle Spanglish?
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Yes. I did my Erasmus year in Spain.
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It's not my first degree.
I'm in 4th year Chemistry too.
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You got balls. How's it going?
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It's hectic, actually.
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I'm a bit on edge.
I'm on the rowing team,
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I play the violin...
It's all piling up.
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I had exactly the same trouble...
251
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,870
until a friend gave me some herbs.
252
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,870
Some capsules, homeopathy,
253
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,350
Valerian root.
254
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,240
Ever since then,
it's been a fucking breeze.
255
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,990
Goat, let him try.
256
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,100
Hey, to take this stuff
you need your head together.
257
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,830
He said he's got two degrees!
258
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,830
His head's no problem.
259
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,110
Right...
260
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,510
One, two...
261
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,710
Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
It'll do you good.
262
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:32,550
Thanks.
263
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,910
What did we give him?
264
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,800
50% MDMA, 50% heroin.
265
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,110
He'll study his ass off.
266
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,790
Damn, check out that chick.
267
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,870
"Claudia Smith and her theatre group
268
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,790
are seeking actors
for Romeo and Juliet."
269
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,510
Good. We just got to Oxford,
270
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,390
and the hottest girl here
gives us her phone number.
271
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,760
I don't know about hot.
272
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,750
She's the type that puts
her panty liners on with staples.
273
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,070
This is going to be tough.
274
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,670
Every twenty seconds
I need the dictionary.
275
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,070
I got it worse,
I gotta learn English as I go.
276
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,230
Hey, guys!
277
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,590
What's with the glasses, Flash?
278
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,260
With my lazy eye I can spot
a few letters.
279
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,950
Did you see this?
280
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,750
They want sperm donors
for the Assisted Reproduction Lab.
281
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,590
He's going to give 'em a shower.
282
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,270
We'll make a killing.
They pay by weight, don't they?
283
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,030
By weight? Are going to take them
a 25-litre keg?
284
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,550
25, no. But 5, yeah.
285
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,510
By the end of the year,
a good jug, for sure.
286
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,750
What are you gonna fill, softcock?
287
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,070
Not a canteen,
not even a yoghurt tub, moron.
288
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,310
Oh, no? What do you bet?
289
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,950
Go on, 100 pounds.
290
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,160
- 100 pounds?
- Yes.
291
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,190
I'll fill it by the end of the year.
292
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,430
It's no match for Braille.
293
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,110
- Check him out.
- What's up, Chamberlain?
294
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,310
- How's it going?
- Good.
295
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,470
I'm much more relaxed.
296
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,230
Carbajosa?
297
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,790
Emilio Carbajosa!
What are you doing here?
298
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,800
I mean, what a surprise.
299
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,310
I didn't know...
300
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,910
- Are you studying Medicine?
- Yes.
301
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,390
As you see.
302
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,800
I had so many problems as a kid,
303
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,950
I want to help other kids.
304
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,550
Every school has
its Forrest Gump, doesn't it?
305
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:26,950
That's beautiful.
306
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,070
In the end, it's the people
who've had a hard time
307
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,470
that move the world.
308
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,870
- I'm so excited!
- Me too!
309
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,510
Our school had some high fliers.
310
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,030
High,... very high.
311
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,390
Well, there are others
312
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,790
from our school in this class.
313
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,470
There.
314
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,830
- My bag. I'll be right back.
- Okay.
315
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,470
- See you!
- What did she say to you?
316
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,230
She says... I move the world.
317
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,190
I move the world, damn it.
318
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,830
Get lost, fuckerito.
319
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,590
I'm glad you're here.
320
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,990
- Go on! Have some balls!
- Get your grades up!
321
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,510
- Tell him!
- Go for it.
322
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,070
Me! I know!
323
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,270
Van Brostock, 17th century.
324
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,550
Thanks.
325
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,550
- We'll have to meet up to study.
- Yes, of course.
326
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,310
That would be best.
327
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,070
- Come to my room tonight.
- Done.
328
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,830
Okay. Ciao.
329
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,870
His dick's halfway in.
330
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,430
- Did you hear that?
- What?
331
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,510
That voice.
332
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,790
On the P.A.
She's got something special.
333
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,910
She's got what they've all got.
334
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,750
A double Whopper,
pretty pink and very rare.
335
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,790
You're so gross, Wheels.
How about a little sensitivity?
336
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,840
I'm going after that girl.
You'll see.
337
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,830
Fuck. That guy's wheelchair is cool.
338
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,750
- Here, some sandwiches.
- Cool.
339
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,390
Really, guys, I can't. I can't.
340
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,590
I should've asked her to go
to a museum,
341
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,110
to the theatre,
but studying in her room...?
342
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,150
It's a trap, it is.
343
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,990
What you mean, a trap?
Look... Do you fuck in a theatre?
344
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,310
- No.
- No.
345
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,630
- Do you fuck in a museum?
- No.
346
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,510
Do you fuck in dorm rooms?
347
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,950
- No.
- Yes, you do.
348
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,230
If you don't fuck in theatres
and museums,
349
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,950
but you do in dorm rooms...?
350
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,750
Why do you think
she invited you to her room?
351
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,990
- To fuck!
- I don't want to fuck just yet!
352
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,990
Okay?
353
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,190
A little time with her
is enough for me.
354
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,550
Why not take her a lung?
355
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,230
To study, I mean.
356
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,870
Instead of a photo in a book,
it's the organ in person.
357
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,230
And you can touch it!
358
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,720
Let's go, let's go.
359
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,550
Careful!
360
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,710
The dead, oh no, the dead!
361
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,230
Check out the axe wound
on Mrs. Winslow here.
362
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,310
A little respect, okay?
363
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,980
Drunkchicks.com doesn't have
this much tit and ass!
364
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,440
Flash, Flash!
Check out these tits!
365
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,790
Let me feel.
366
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,990
Leave the dead alone!
They can curse you!
367
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,550
That's enough, guys.
Let's get the lung and go.
368
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,830
- There it is. Up there.
- There it is.
369
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,350
I'll go up.
370
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,750
- Make it quick, Emilio.
- Okay. Up we go.
371
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,430
- There it is. Okay, okay.
- You're not alone, Emilio.
372
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,710
- We're right here.
- Quit pushing!
373
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,070
We're surrounded by stiffs!
374
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,600
- What are you doing?
- It's meant to look like we fucked.
375
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,350
- Come on, you've got it.
- Careful! Careful!
376
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,110
Look out, Emilio. Hold on!
377
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,260
You've got it.
378
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,390
I've got it!
379
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,230
What's this?
380
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,060
That's disgusting.
381
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,190
Let's go, guys.
I've got to get changed.
382
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,880
Let's get outta here.
383
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,150
Keep it away from your face!
384
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,950
Come on, Goat.
385
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,990
- Oh, man, I left the card outside!
- What do you mean?
386
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,660
- We're locked in!
- You must have it, Goat!
387
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,990
- Try another one.
- No, Flash, it says here: Morgue.
388
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,710
Check your pocket!
389
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,070
Please!
390
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,310
- We're locked inside!
- Please! Open the door!
391
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,710
Get up!
392
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,550
- What is it?
- Emilio's not here!
393
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,670
- He's disappeared!
- Disappeared?
394
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,470
Emilio! Emilio!
395
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,630
Emilio!
396
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,220
- He's not here!
- Emilio!
397
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,510
Where's he gone?
398
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,870
Shit, the pendant.
399
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,150
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
400
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,070
Where the hell is it?
401
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,280
Jesus, look at this.
402
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,340
Look at this... Jesus Christ!
403
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,830
Hello, Natalia.
404
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,390
These are for you.
405
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,270
Emilio, what do you want?
406
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,110
Nothing's the way it seems.
407
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,070
I'm not a necrophile
and I'm not here to study Medicine.
408
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,870
I came to tell you...
409
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,870
I've been in love with you
since I was 5.
410
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,670
I thought you'd never
get up the nerve.
411
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,670
We've wasted too much time.
412
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,350
What are you saying? What?
413
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,910
If I take her flowers,
she'll forget I'm a necrophile?
414
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,270
And even sleep with me?
415
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,950
Besides, to do that...
I need more confidence.
416
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,310
- You know that, guys.
- Open the blinds.
417
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,510
I'll get them.
418
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,710
If you don't like that plan,
I've got more.
419
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,590
No more plans for me.
420
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,280
- No more plans?
- Yes.
421
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,070
"No more plans"?
422
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,270
The Trojan Horse.
The Normandy Landing.
423
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,070
Do you think back then
some dickhead said,
424
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,150
- "No more plans!"?
- Yes.
425
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,950
- No!
- Historically, that never happened.
426
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,670
Why? Because it'd mean giving up.
427
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,670
Hello.
428
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,030
Excuse me.
I've run out of Valerian and...
429
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,030
I'm rather wound up.
Where can I buy them?
430
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,280
They don't sell these, man.
No "selling".
431
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,790
But...
Wait, I'll see what I can do.
432
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,150
We're gettin' the kid in trouble.
433
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,550
Nobody sticks their finger
up my friend's ass.
434
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,550
- Don't give him all of them, okay?
- No.
435
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,350
Chamber!
436
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,430
- Thanks.
- Don't abuse them, eh?
437
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,390
What is this plan exactly?
438
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,710
Saving her life.
439
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,790
Wouldn't you see someone
who saved your life differently?
440
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,430
If you look at it like that.
So I...
441
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,550
follow her until she's in danger,
then save her?
442
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,220
We'll set it up.
443
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,830
- We'll create the danger.
- Right, what do we need?
444
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,470
- A psychopath? A rapist?
- Listen,
445
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,070
I think a mugging will do.
446
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:37,150
Mrs. Wellington...
447
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,440
No, that's not Wellington.
448
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,550
Mr. Williams.
449
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,110
Mr. Brown.
450
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,190
Are you looking at me?
451
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,990
- Are you looking at me?
- What's he doing?
452
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,870
- I don't know.
- Don't you look at me.
453
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,300
Fuck, don't look at me!
I'll give you one!
454
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,590
Don't you look at me!
I'll give you one!
455
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,630
Let's get out of here.
456
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,120
Oh, fuck...
457
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,510
Sorry. Sorry. It's just...
458
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:37,150
- Hold on, hold on!
- It's fine.
459
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,270
Look, it's no big deal.
460
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,070
He's reconciling with the corpse.
461
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,910
It's okay, it's okay.
I got a bit mad.
462
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,230
He's a good guy.
463
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,670
We'll sound him out,
then make up our minds.
464
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,870
Well, Potro,
are you on for the job, or not?
465
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,030
- Is it with whores?
- With whores?
466
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,150
Yeah, sure.
Any whores you want, eh?
467
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,550
But after the job.
468
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,910
First some knuckle work.
469
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,390
No, no, no!
470
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,030
No knuckle work.
471
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,070
You just pretend
you're going to do it.
472
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,990
Just pretend. Do you understand?
473
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:23,590
I understand.
474
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,390
Good.
475
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,790
Do you understand? I understand.
476
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,230
I can't see this working.
477
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,670
So... I attack the girl...
478
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,680
Then...
479
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,310
Emilio turns up and we go at it.
480
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,150
You and me, eh?
481
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,310
Tell him to stop.
482
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,630
No, Potro, no fighting.
483
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,990
Emilio... Take this.
484
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,350
You hit me with this.
485
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,390
- Here, in the back.
- No, no.
486
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,670
Thanks, but there's no need.
487
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,430
It'll be fine, man.
I put on an iron plate.
488
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,550
Emilio...
489
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,910
See this?
490
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,230
- She's coming!
- She's leaving the library!
491
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:37,190
Potro. Potro. Get going, damn it!
492
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,750
- Take this.
- What's this for?
493
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,910
Move it.
494
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:02,070
- He's going the wrong way.
- Okay, I see.
495
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,760
Don't be fussy, it's fine..
496
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,830
He's lost his way a bit, but...
497
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,350
Potro!
498
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:13,140
Potro! The girl!
499
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,110
Move it. They'll spot us.
500
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,680
I can't do it.
I'm not taking the stick.
501
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,200
No stick?
502
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,550
You have to be violent
so she believes you.
503
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,870
God, God, God.
504
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:57,790
Are you Spanish?
505
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,670
Yes.
506
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,070
- You too?
- Yes.
507
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,550
What a coincidence.
508
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,950
So, what are you doing here?
509
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,870
I... I was a boxer.
510
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,110
But a bop on the bean
511
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,750
made my brains all mushy.
512
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,310
What? Too shit-scared
to defend your girl?
513
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,430
Not even in a set-up?
Have some balls.
514
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,350
Are you going to relive
the past 13 years?
515
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:35,150
You don't do anything
unless we do it for you. Loser!
516
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,190
You know what you are?
A corpse-fucker. You are.
517
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,070
- No!
- Yeah, a corpse-fucker.
518
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,110
Go and hit that iron plate!
519
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,390
- What's going on, Emilio?
- He's fondling her.
520
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,070
He's feeling her up.
521
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,310
- Go, go!
- Go!
522
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:53,870
Thanks for listening.
523
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:58,500
Truth is, I'm lonely here,
far from home...
524
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,750
You fucking bastard!
525
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,910
- What is it?
- He smashed him in the head.
526
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,390
Emilio? Buddy?
527
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,750
That was the iron plate.
528
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,390
The iron plate...
529
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,350
And for Spanish students like me,
530
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,750
I remind you that today
we celebrate Constitution Day.
531
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:38,630
"Dear Angelic Voice.
532
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,510
I wanted to thank you personally...
533
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,630
for reminding me about
the discussion group at 4.
534
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,550
So goodbye now,
535
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,950
and here's my email,
536
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,950
in case you want to
remind me of something...
537
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,110
personally.
538
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,550
To... the Angelic...
539
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:10,470
Voice."
540
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,990
You got an 8.5 in Pharmacology!
541
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,510
It's a B-plus, man.
542
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,630
I haven't been to class for a month.
543
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,470
Dickhead, we did a switch.
544
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,790
What's with the chair?
Give it back. Give it back!
545
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,560
No, not that.
546
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,550
Let's calm down. Okay?
547
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,980
Suck my tool.
548
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,830
Yes, you give the chair back.
549
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,670
And you, calm down and wake up.
We've got a terrific idea.
550
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,550
Alright, Emilio...
551
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:01,190
To Natalia right now,
you're a weirdo.
552
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,590
For two reasons:
you're a necrophile and violent.
553
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,430
Girl's don't like that much.
554
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,910
So you clean up your image.
And how? Get a girlfriend.
555
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,910
One that's real tasty.
556
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,790
That's it.
A girl can ignore you all her life,
557
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,960
but if she sees you with
another chick, things change.
558
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,150
It's true, Emilio.
559
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,710
She starts thinking
you must have something.
560
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,230
What's he up to? Wheels, please!
561
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,950
Get her up to the room!
We can't be seen with her!
562
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,910
She can't be my girlfriend!
Look how she's dressed!
563
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,270
How is she dressed? How?
564
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,200
Damn it, you stole
the Professor's clothes bag.
565
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,750
- There's all kinds of stuff here.
- Maybe this...
566
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,550
Sure, put some tennis gear on her.
567
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,430
And you put on a tracksuit.
568
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,910
Two healthy tennis players,
that's what you need.
569
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,750
No, what I need is to be born again.
570
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,910
Emilio, don't even joke about that.
571
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,310
That's right, less drama,
be more positive.
572
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:23,150
What you have to do
is to give her lots of tongue.
573
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,390
- That'll get Natalia jealous.
- That's it.
574
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,320
- Get that tracksuit on.
- Let's go.
575
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,030
- Has he gone?
- Yes, he's gone.
576
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:50,990
Guys...
577
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:54,430
What's up?
578
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,120
- Shit, Flash.
- Sorry.
579
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,990
Man, her dong's bigger than mine.
580
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,270
Holy Christ! Virgin of the Gypsies!
581
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,310
- What the hell did you bring here?
- She's got a pretty face.
582
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,430
- A pretty face?
- My God. My God.
583
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:19,310
- We have to tell Emilio.
- Let's not be drama queens.
584
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,870
She's got a pecker, so what?
Is she going to show it? No.
585
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,670
We keep our mouths shut.
Emilio's very fussy...
586
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,190
- How do I look?
- Great.
587
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,230
Great, man... I mean, lady.
588
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,870
What? Did you see the girl?
589
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:51,470
Yes?
590
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,110
We have to do something.
591
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,520
- Shall we go at it?
- Let's wait. If you don't mind.
592
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,590
She saw me. She saw me, Daisy.
593
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,950
- God, again.
- Take it easy.
594
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,590
- Is this going to work?
- Of course it will, honey.
595
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,710
She looks gorgeous.
596
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:28,000
Run your hand over my shoulder,
like we're going out.
597
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,750
I like it when you get into it.
598
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,630
Wonderful.
599
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:43,120
Let me go, let me go.
600
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,110
- What's wrong?
- Just a tender hug.
601
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:50,350
It's not about that.
602
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:52,750
Fuck...
603
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,030
I made myself dizzy this time.
604
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,080
Flash, you bastard.
Flash, you bastard.
605
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,920
Wheels. See who it is.
606
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,510
"Dear Flash, I'll wait for you
tomorrow at Oxford Blues.
607
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,670
I'll be at a table 17.
608
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,590
Signed: Angelic Voice."
609
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,190
That's great, man.
610
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:26,310
The P.A. chick's into it.
What answer do I put?
611
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:31,470
No answer.
612
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,110
- What?
- No.
613
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,270
You're not backing out
now she's in the bag?
614
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:36,430
Yes, I am.
615
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,870
What do you think'll happen
when she sees that I'm blind?
616
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,230
To girls, this is a defect,
and you know it. Forget it.
617
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,150
Come on, man.
618
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,360
You're a great guy.
You're good-looking.
619
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,430
Your defect is nothing.
You barely notice it.
620
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,470
Not like me,
you can see me coming in my chair.
621
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,560
You too! Do you have to tell
the whole truth on a first date?
622
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,830
"Look, dinner was nice,
but I just want to shag you".
623
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,710
No, people keep their trap shut,
and so will we.
624
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,670
- What do I do?
- You have to get into it.
625
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,070
Give me a kiss.
626
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,150
It's working, it's working.
627
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,790
She's coming over.
628
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,910
Corneto was right,
I know nothing about girls.
629
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,750
I don't know a thing.
630
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,230
Get up, get up!
631
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,950
Please! She's coming!
632
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,390
What?
633
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,550
You look stunning.
634
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,830
Hello. Sorry for interrupting.
635
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,870
- What are you doing here?
- Hello.
636
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,560
That's okay,
637
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,150
I'm with my girl.
638
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,870
Daisy.
639
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,950
Natalia, Daisy. Daisy, Natalia.
640
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,710
I was looking,
but I wasn't sure it was you.
641
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,320
Of course, honey.
642
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,240
- You know each other?
- Sure.
643
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,590
From a pilot program
with the Faculty.
644
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,270
How are the hormones going?
645
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,710
I'm so happy. Excuse me, babe.
646
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,430
Take a look.
647
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,520
I said bye-bye to that hair.
648
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,420
And I've got an appointment
for the sex-change.
649
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,470
That's great. I'm so glad.
650
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,950
I'm a bit worried about
the vaginaplasty.
651
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,310
They told me
652
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,550
they're turning my gland
into a clitoris.
653
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,150
I kind of make myself sick,
654
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,030
and I just don't want to know,
but look at me,
655
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,870
drop-dead gorgeous.
656
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,350
You look fantastic too, honey.
657
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,670
Cross my legs.
I'll look more elegant.
658
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,990
I need Velcro. My leg slips
and I look like Carol Burnett.
659
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,350
Goat, the other leg!
Look out! I'm slipping!
660
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:08,110
Take it easy, it's a rehearsal!
661
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,040
- We're getting better at this!
- 20, 21, 22...
662
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:16,440
- What's up, Walter?
- ...26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31...
663
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,880
...32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37...
664
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:24,710
Here's the bar! I'm the shit!
665
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,630
Now it's just like home.
666
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,950
- Emilio! How are you, man?
- Emilio!
667
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,390
- I'm fine.
- Look at his face.
668
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:43,790
He's in love.
669
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,430
"From the creators of
the Theft of the Lung,..."
670
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:50,390
Yeah.
671
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,950
"...and the director of
The Punchy Boxer,
672
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,950
coming to you now...
The Tranny Tennis Player.
673
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,910
A Story of Love and Balls.
674
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,470
We should've told him.
675
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,630
- Shut up, Flash.
- You knew, didn't you?
676
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,470
- Yes.
- No.
677
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,110
- Did we know?
- Yes.
678
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,350
Just a wild guess,
679
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,950
nothing we could...
put our finger on.
680
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:14,630
It's fine.
681
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,260
It's fine.
682
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,510
Necrophile, violent,
683
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,430
now I'm seeing a tranny
tennis player on hormones.
684
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,270
- Do you know I'm called now?
- No.
685
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:30,710
The Golden Bachelor.
686
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,790
Oxford's Mr. Popularity.
687
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,030
Hannibal Lecter...
688
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,030
is a regular guy compared to me.
689
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,150
Let's face it, this is all wrong.
690
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,710
Genital apparatus, forget it!
691
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,350
The turkey, the burger,
the poontang, the muff,
692
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,550
with its various parts:
the bush, the jelly bean,
693
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:10,030
Miss Wrinkly, exterior and interior,
making this, in short,
694
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,390
the twat!
695
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,630
Very well,
696
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,030
we shall continue tomorrow.
697
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,030
Emilio. Emilio.
698
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,710
Well... I was thinking and...
699
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,510
Maybe you won't feel like it,
but I'll say it just in case.
700
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,550
Would you like to
have dinner with me tonight?
701
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:05,830
Yes, damn it.
702
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:07,350
Okay.
703
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:12,230
Okay. 9.30 at Oxford Blues.
It's on Wellington St.
704
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,910
- Sorry, I couldn't find a taxi.
- Never mind.
705
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,720
- Shall we go inside?
- Okay.
706
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:08,390
- My family's already seated.
- Your family?
707
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,630
What do you mean "your family"?
708
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,390
- Take a seat, Emilio.
- Sit here. Hi, honey.
709
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,910
- Hello.
- Do you like foie gras?
710
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,830
Foie gras... Sure, I love it.
711
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,670
Really? Help yourself.
712
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,430
11, 12, 13,...
713
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,190
Come on, champ.
714
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,470
50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55.
715
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:39,030
The lamp... Walter...
716
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:40,230
Here.
717
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,910
Where's that angelical voice?
718
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:52,790
- Flash?
- Yes.
719
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,590
I'm here.
720
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:56,500
Anyway, William,
721
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,510
it's only a cold.
Give me a hug, man.
722
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,190
Come on, cheer up.
723
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,160
- Hi.
- Hi.
724
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:09,310
Hello.
725
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,310
- I'm Claudia.
- How are you?
726
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:14,750
Fine.
727
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:18,390
Excuse me if I don't get up.
I pulled a muscle jogging...
728
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,390
- and it's still on the mend.
- Don't worry.
729
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,990
So you're a director, an actor...
730
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:30,310
More director than actor.
731
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:31,950
Cool, that's great.
732
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:03,110
A toast!
733
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,710
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
734
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,910
- We're going to the bathroom.
- Very well.
735
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,790
Let's get to it.
The night's slipping by.
736
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:31,920
Right, son... May I call you 'son'?
737
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:34,910
Yes, of course.
738
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,710
When did you start
penetrating corpses?
739
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,270
You know this place, so...
740
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,070
you order, I don't mind.
I like everything.
741
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,790
Me? Order?
742
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,990
- Yes.
- Yes. Sure.
743
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,230
Well, there are the typical dishes...
744
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:57,520
Potatoes, chicken, tomatoes...
745
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:01,190
salad, fish, cheese selection...
and side dishes.
746
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,670
I can guarantee everything.
747
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,600
Walter, one of these
and one of these... Walter?
748
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,990
And lots of wine, Spanish wine.
749
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,070
The homeland calls...
750
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,790
You dropped your keys.
751
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,870
No, don't worry,
I've got another copy.
752
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,670
About "Romeo and Juliet"...
753
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:28,070
Emilio, what is this?
754
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,150
We're here on Operation Cripple!
755
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,870
Her dad asked me
about my necrophilia.
756
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,990
I don't get it.
Do you guys know something?
757
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:41,350
Goat, Corneto, please...
758
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,310
Personally,
759
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,160
I'd add... some touches to the text.
760
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,710
You dropped your mobile.
761
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:56,510
Never mind, it's got no credit left.
762
01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:00,510
Look, Natalia's philanthropic.
She helps people with problems.
763
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:03,630
You've got big problems,
and that's what we told her.
764
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,350
Cheer up,
her family's concerned about you.
765
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,110
Sure. You agree to minor charges,
766
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,150
like at a trial, and go with it.
767
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,270
But her dad asked me
768
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,350
when I started fucking corpses!
769
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,950
Relax, they're psychiatrists,
you can't shock 'em.
770
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,310
It's normal to them.
771
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:23,400
- Your disorder will attract her.
- Your trauma.
772
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,990
Your trauma. That's the way.
Go on, and play your cards right.
773
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,550
- My cards?
- Sure.
774
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,700
Fuck your cards.
775
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:33,880
Fuck them, Corneto.
776
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:41,440
I made a reservation.
Shall we talk over dinner?
777
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:43,830
Sure, sure.
778
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,710
I'll just go to the bathroom.
779
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,760
You ordered very well.
It's all delicious.
780
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,560
I'm good at this.
781
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,470
Did I tell you you're beautiful?
It's just...
782
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:13,070
Are you okay? What's wrong?
783
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:14,910
Swallow.. bones...
784
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,950
Drink some wine.
No, eat some bread!
785
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,510
It'll push it down.
786
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:23,750
Flash, where are you going? Flash!
787
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:27,390
Is there a link
between your "philias"?
788
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:30,670
Do you strike the corpses
when you defile them?
789
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:34,510
- Your disorder will attract her.
- Your trauma. That's the way.
790
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:36,830
Do you strike them, son?
791
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,230
On occasion.
792
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,590
- On occasion.
- It's...
793
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,430
- A love-tap.
- A love-tap.
794
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,870
A paddy-whack on the bottom.
795
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,150
A paddy-whack on the bottom.
796
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:24,070
"Romeo and Juliet, the Musical".
797
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:26,910
What a great idea. We must put it on.
798
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:30,030
- Sure, sure, sure.
- Come on, a toast.
799
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:40,790
Bloody hell...
800
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,030
I think he wants to get past.
801
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:44,830
Okay.
802
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:08,560
Look, no! I'm not moving!
803
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,470
People like you here...
804
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:14,440
...with your defect, no.
Understand me?
805
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,390
Go to places with "ramping".
806
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,870
Get lost before I smack you.
807
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:24,030
Are you excited by fresh corpses,
808
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,990
or when they're putrefied?
809
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,030
Fresh.
810
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:33,070
Fresh.
811
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,470
Very fresh.
812
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,710
You're an insensitive prick.
813
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,550
Look, one thing...
814
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:44,190
You needn't be like that.
815
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,470
I'm a paraplegic too.
816
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,070
Claudia!
817
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:49,950
Go to hell, you bastard!
818
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:52,910
Look, I've got the piss bag,
the whole shebang!
819
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:54,950
It's true!
820
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,640
It's true!
821
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,830
It's true! I can't move my legs!
822
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,470
We've got something, honey!
We do, damn it!
823
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,070
Hello!
824
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,430
Flash, where were you?
What happened?
825
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,510
Didn't you hear it?
826
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:10,430
No.
827
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,550
A ruckus in the bathroom.
828
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:17,270
They were picking on a blind guy
and I stepped in to sort it out.
829
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:20,710
- How about that?
- You're lovely.
830
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:22,910
Well...
831
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:25,550
I didn't have too much faith
in blind dates.
832
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:30,470
- A truer word was never said.
- Why do you say that?
833
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,950
Walter! Walter!
Off home are you?
834
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:38,310
What are you wearing?
I saw you, you slob!
835
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,630
Bloody slob!
836
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:41,990
Why did you say that?
837
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:43,710
Why else?
838
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,320
Because I'm blind.
839
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:48,470
The things you say, Flash.
840
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,870
Go on... How can you be blind?
841
01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:59,150
Right.
842
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:06,510
There was something
I was going to say.
843
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:12,430
You've gone all serious, eh?
844
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:14,430
No.
845
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,760
I'll make it easy for you. Okay?
846
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,670
If you get up and leave,
you've got a perfect right.
847
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:27,750
I understand.
848
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:29,390
No...
849
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,190
Truth is,
maybe it's like you say,
850
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,190
I'm not ready for a relationship
with a blind person and...
851
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:39,990
maybe we should stop it now.
852
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,870
- Hey, guys, how are we?
- What's up?
853
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,430
Emilio!
854
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,390
How was it?
855
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:07,590
Good, I think.
856
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,710
- I had to get lucky sometime.
- Good going, tiger!
857
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,950
- I'm glad, man.
- How about you guys?
858
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:14,640
Well, good...
859
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,400
Kind of like you... good...
860
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,350
Two more dinners
and I'll be fucking her.
861
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,790
I'll be fucking her too.
Mine, I mean.
862
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,830
That's great, eh?
863
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:29,470
Yeah.
864
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,350
- Another round to celebrate!
- Let's go!
865
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,070
Hey, mister!
866
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,630
And Gibraltar for the Spanish!
867
01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:43,790
So, Granddad, is there
any solution for my friend?
868
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,070
Look, my girl...
869
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,390
This boy doesn't fit any
abnormal behavioral pattern
870
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,750
or Steinmer's Syndrome.
871
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:51,790
What?
872
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,070
He has no pathology, girl.
873
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,790
Don't ask me why,
but it's all a lie.
874
01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:00,470
What seems true, by the way
he looked at you over dinner,
875
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:02,310
is that he's in love with you.
876
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:06,390
That's the only thing for sure.
And the only diagnosis.
877
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:08,150
Okay?
878
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:27,520
Slow down, Emilio! Stop rushing!
879
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:31,230
Where are you going?
Two of us are disabled.
880
01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:34,550
To Spain.
Oxford, all this shit, it's over.
881
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:36,870
Emilio, it's not so bad.
882
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,070
- What's wrong now?
- What's wrong?
883
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:43,230
I imagined I'd sit down one day
with Natalia's parents
884
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,550
and call them my in-laws.
885
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:48,400
They'd ask me
what team I supported.
886
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:51,270
- You know what they asked me?
- What?
887
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,470
If I came on the corpses I defiled.
888
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,550
- What happened?
- He pushed him over.
889
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:01,350
Grab a club and finish off
the paraplegic, you fuck!
890
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,870
If you're mad,
then tell her the truth!
891
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:06,190
The truth?
892
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:07,670
Yes.
893
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,230
The truth is, you're blind.
894
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:14,310
And despite your idiotic prancing,
you'll still be blind!
895
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:15,740
He's got no fucking idea.
896
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:18,230
You dump a girl you like,
and you know why?
897
01:18:18,440 --> 01:18:19,950
Because she's blind!
898
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,230
Idiot! You're an idiot!
899
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:23,470
No!
900
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,990
I pretended I could see.
901
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,920
I didn't want her to think
I was laughing at her!
902
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,790
Bastard.
903
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:33,800
Bastard.
904
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,230
Fucking bastard!
905
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,910
Calm the fuck down!
906
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:43,430
Emilio...
907
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,840
Next time, no motherfucker
is coming to help you.
908
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,190
Help me, Wheels?
909
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:52,110
You're a freak who's got
nothing outside of school,
910
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,540
the same as all of us.
911
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,190
We're the trash that sticks together.
912
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:58,110
We couldn't choose our friends.
913
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:03,030
- And this is what we got.
- That'll do, eh?
914
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:06,230
Let's calm down.
We've had a few too many.
915
01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:08,190
It's okay, we'll think of a plan.
916
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:09,750
A plan.
917
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,070
Why don't you find a plan
for yourself, Corneto?
918
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,790
Why don't you stop
screwing up my life...
919
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,670
and admit that you like guys?
920
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:26,040
It's easier to screw up my life
921
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:28,830
and fill jugs up with sperm
like an asshole,
922
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:31,950
because so far that's all
you've done with your dick!
923
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,990
Stop! Stop! This is it!
924
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:58,070
Did we have to bring the dog?
This is digusting!
925
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:01,230
- How much is it?
- Get off!
926
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:03,350
Isn't this beautiful, Canelo?
927
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:07,870
- Get the bags out!
- This Arab's no help!
928
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:11,110
200 euros this guy
with the beard says! Fuck that!
929
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:13,470
Get a receipt,
we'll put it on our tax.
930
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:16,950
Put away the converter and pay.
The man's a Muslim.
931
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,710
Watch your change,
they steal from you.
932
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:20,830
Really?
933
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:24,510
More, more.
934
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:29,350
Here, and God be with you.
Or Buddha, Allah... Let's go.
935
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:35,510
- I got your number plate, lad.
- Forget it. Go on.
936
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:38,590
Put on your turban.
937
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,110
I'm excited about seeing the boys.
938
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:44,550
You know what my doctor said
about my hiatus hernia?
939
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:47,310
He wanted a second opinion.
940
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,070
My son's.
941
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:52,510
That's the way.
942
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:59,430
If I were 30 years younger
I'd run myself ragged in Oxford.
943
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,390
Babycakes!
944
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,630
How long does the song last?
945
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,550
3 minutes and 30 seconds.
946
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:43,320
I only need 3 to say
what I want to say.
947
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:06,550
I'm a friend of Flash.
948
01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:13,230
Do you know he records
your voice over the P.A.?
949
01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:16,350
And he listens to it some nights?
950
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,670
No, I didn't know.
951
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:22,470
I don't know what you think,
952
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:24,670
but anyone who does that
is usually in love.
953
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:31,870
But Flash, my friends
and I are really awkward.
954
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:35,710
We make easy things hard
and take the long way round.
955
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:38,260
Do you know why?
956
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,080
Fear.
957
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,750
I do the most absurd things.
958
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:57,990
I forge files, steal lungs,
hire transvestites...
959
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:00,510
I'm capable of anything.
960
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:07,630
But my legs shake at the idea
of inviting a girl I like to coffee.
961
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:16,190
Because the day I do it
and she says no...
962
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,150
I won't be in love anymore.
963
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:27,830
I've been like this for 13 years.
964
01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:30,990
13 years making excuses
for not telling Natalia I love her.
965
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:40,390
The only girl who ever smiled at me
without looking at the iron on me.
966
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:42,670
How much of the song is left?
967
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:47,880
40 seconds, more or less.
968
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:53,270
Now I realize I only needed
a 3 minute 30 song to tell her.
969
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:57,550
Just 3 and a half minutes.
970
01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:01,030
And I've got a chorus left over.
971
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,190
I've even lost my friends.
972
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:25,110
I don't know what I'll do
without them.
973
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:28,830
But you can't lose Flash.
974
01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:36,190
If he takes the long way round,
go and find him...
975
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,990
because he's the greatest guy
in the world.
976
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:46,870
The greatest.
977
01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:01,750
Where's Emilio?
978
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:06,390
He's gone to the station.
He's going back to Spain.
979
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,150
- To Spain?
- Yes.
980
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,710
At 12.40 he'll be on
the train to Hendaya.
981
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:15,350
Natalia, I don't know if
it'll be a yes or a no.
982
01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:20,190
But give him an answer.
He's waited for 13 years.
983
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:25,110
Well, if he wants an answer...
984
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:27,230
I'd better give him one, right?
985
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:29,430
13 years is a long time.
986
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:32,630
And my girl's coming with me.
987
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:37,910
I want you to know one thing.
988
01:26:38,120 --> 01:26:41,750
I got scared yesterday,
but I don't care if you're blind.
989
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:44,420
If you can't see,
then I'll be your eyes.
990
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:47,070
I'll be your guide,
and we all work it out!
991
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:53,190
Give me one.
992
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:56,070
No! English food
is full of cholesterol.
993
01:26:57,920 --> 01:26:59,790
Canelo, get off!
994
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,630
Ich liebe dich. Sit.
995
01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:05,110
- Your mutt's eating the sausages!
- Sit.
996
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,270
In all these months
you must've met some girl.
997
01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:09,830
I don't mean a girlfriend...
998
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:11,470
No, Dad. Don't be a drag.
999
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,910
I haven't had a girlfriend,
a shag, nothing.
1000
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:17,710
Shit, stop bugging the kid.
1001
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:19,710
I'm going to your room
for a shower.
1002
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:21,190
Sure, get out of here.
1003
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:23,630
Look, look, look.
1004
01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:30,680
Here good sausageness.
Much sausageness.
1005
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:34,910
Look, nephew.
Check out those thunderthighs.
1006
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:39,900
Her veins stick out.
Legs built for action.
1007
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:41,790
There go the doctors.
1008
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:48,070
- I'll get us a ride.
- Go on, hurry!
1009
01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:52,350
Kids! Kids!
1010
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:55,710
I can't now, Mum.
We have to give Emilio a hand!
1011
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:57,590
Come on!
1012
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:58,910
Coming!
1013
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:04,780
Well done, lad!
1014
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,230
Couldn't you get something simpler,
1015
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:09,190
like a snow plough,
or a harvester?
1016
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,910
It was the only one
with keys in it!
1017
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:14,030
It's perfect.
A double-decker bus!
1018
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,430
We can use the bus lane!
Great! Let's go!
1019
01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:19,750
Who's going to drive?
1020
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:22,270
Can you drive, Flash?
1021
01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:25,670
What the hell are you doing?
1022
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:27,870
You idiot,
you don't know when to stop!
1023
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:30,470
I said I'd drive and I will!
Let go of the wheel!
1024
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:34,390
- You hear this asshole?
- Don't fuck this up for me.
1025
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:37,830
When the time comes
to tell her, I will.
1026
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:39,310
But let me do this, please!
1027
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:42,070
Goat, help me.
1028
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:44,790
Go on.
1029
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:46,750
- Come on!
- Bloody hell, Flash!
1030
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:49,520
Just listen to me.
Clutch, then first gear.
1031
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:51,670
It's dead straight, 400 metres.
1032
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:00,750
We're doing it, Goat!
1033
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:04,310
- I'm driving, man!
- Straighten up!
1034
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:06,830
Veer left!
1035
01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:09,390
Look out! We're going to die!
1036
01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:18,840
Why are they so late?
1037
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:22,630
It's a power failure.
No one's coming on till it's fixed.
1038
01:29:24,120 --> 01:29:25,600
How many paces to the stage?
1039
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,990
People will cool off and even
the Stones couldn't kickstart it.
1040
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:30,950
About 10 metres.
1041
01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:32,670
I'm going up.
1042
01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:36,830
I think it's 12 metres.
1043
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:39,070
No, it's 10. Where's he going?
1044
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:40,600
To the stage.
1045
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:42,590
Now right, Canelo, right.
1046
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:44,550
Son, what's this?
1047
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:45,950
Is this semen?
1048
01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:48,350
Be careful!
1049
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:50,590
Be careful!
We'll kill ourselves!
1050
01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:52,350
I've got it under control.
1051
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:55,020
Take it easy, honey!
Everything's fine!
1052
01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:22,510
Dis big poof, dis little gay...
1053
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:28,830
he comes and he say...
1054
01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:32,350
Faderr, Faderr,
take me to di circus!
1055
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:40,270
My son,
if someone wanna see you,
1056
01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:43,670
let him come our house,
di madefucker, son of a...!
1057
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:49,470
Don't you realize
you're burning yourself out?
1058
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:51,470
You drifting here on the high seas.
1059
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:54,190
You're not selling
your precious bodily fluid?
1060
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:57,120
- Don't leave it with kids' food.
- What a prude.
1061
01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:01,470
Did something happen to you here?
1062
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:04,240
I don't know what it is,
but it can't be that serious.
1063
01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:06,390
Well...
1064
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:09,590
Look, Dad, every weekend
you ask me the same thing:
1065
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,630
Did I get laid?
Did I get a girlfriend?
1066
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:13,990
And it's always no.
I was sending out signals.
1067
01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:17,520
But only when your best friend
tells you you're a poof
1068
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:20,590
do you get the balls to be one.
That's what happened, Dad.
1069
01:31:23,080 --> 01:31:25,150
See how it wasn't that serious?
1070
01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:28,270
Lots of people are gay these days.
1071
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:31,430
You bastard!
1072
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:33,040
You're a clever one.
1073
01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:36,110
In this world, gays get laid
more than anyone.
1074
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:39,150
Dong, butthole, pussy,
as long as you bake the cookies.
1075
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:40,990
- Oh, shut up.
- Excuse me.
1076
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:45,190
Your friend in the wheelchair.
Is he disabled?
1077
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:47,150
Wheels? His whole life.
1078
01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:49,150
Do you know where he is?
1079
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:51,780
I think so.
1080
01:31:57,800 --> 01:32:00,870
Damn it, now he's gone poof,
he takes girls for a ride.
1081
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:03,150
Leave the kid alone. Let's go.
1082
01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:14,500
What is this?
This is a snail's pace!
1083
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,550
Step on it or we won't make it!
1084
01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:32,510
Look straight ahead.
I feel much safer.
1085
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:37,910
Stop! Stop! The scooter!
1086
01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:44,470
Corneto's here with Wheels' girl!
The one with the limp!
1087
01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:46,990
- Who limps?
- Wheels' girl!
1088
01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:49,150
I had to talk to you.
1089
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:53,070
Relax.
Let's go in back and talk.
1090
01:32:54,120 --> 01:32:55,750
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1091
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,550
I'm sorry.
1092
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:01,830
Shit...
1093
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,640
Guys, I've got one thing to say.
1094
01:33:06,480 --> 01:33:08,030
I like the Hershey Highway.
1095
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:14,750
Flash, what are you doing?
Let someone else drive!
1096
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:17,350
Let someone else drive.
I got us this far.
1097
01:33:17,840 --> 01:33:19,630
The road here is terrible.
1098
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:22,480
- I'll drive.
- Get going.
1099
01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:23,870
Here I go.
1100
01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:28,190
The carriage is mine, my Queen.
1101
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:44,790
Emilio!
1102
01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:57,150
I heard your speech.
1103
01:34:00,480 --> 01:34:02,350
The whole Faculty heard it.
1104
01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:05,310
The mike was on.
1105
01:34:08,680 --> 01:34:12,590
I always thought you were
the nicest guy in the class.
1106
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:16,870
I don't know about nice...
1107
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:21,390
But I've got more to offer
than it seems.
1108
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:31,750
- You're leaving, aren't you?
- Yes.
1109
01:34:33,320 --> 01:34:35,350
I've been offered another job.
1110
01:34:35,960 --> 01:34:39,030
Technical engineer for spaces,
cabinets and refrigerators.
1111
01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:42,630
Whatever stacking shelves
in Carrefour requires.
1112
01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:46,470
How about you?
1113
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:51,830
I might be leaving this summer
to go to Harvard.
1114
01:34:52,040 --> 01:34:54,470
The best oncologists are there.
1115
01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:57,710
You go to Harvard...
1116
01:34:58,440 --> 01:34:59,510
and I go to Carrefour.
1117
01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:08,470
Well then...
1118
01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:12,270
if you come back to Spain
one day and drop by...
1119
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:15,590
I'll put aside
some expired yogurts for you.
1120
01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:19,310
That stuff about them
going off is an urban legend.
1121
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:26,400
See you, Natalia.
1122
01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:10,590
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
1123
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:13,230
I swear, I had no idea
you were disabled.
1124
01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:15,630
Take it easy. It's alright.
1125
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:17,390
Let it all out.
1126
01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:21,150
I couldn't imagine you laughing
at your misfortune.
1127
01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:24,590
You're an example of
overcoming adversity,
1128
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:27,470
and treating you like that
was just terrible.
1129
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:29,510
Come here. Come here.
1130
01:36:30,280 --> 01:36:32,110
Take it easy.
1131
01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:34,910
It's alright.
1132
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:03,950
Emilio got on the train.
1133
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:06,350
He got on the train.
1134
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:08,350
He got on.
1135
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,550
Don't let him get away.
1136
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:11,990
Go on, run.
1137
01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:14,150
Run!
1138
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:34,990
I forgot something.
1139
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:41,710
That thing over the P.A.
was a kind of declaration.
1140
01:38:42,600 --> 01:38:43,470
Wasn't it?
1141
01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:48,910
Then I have to give you an answer.
1142
01:38:50,040 --> 01:38:51,310
It's the done thing.
1143
01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:11,830
If that didn't make it clear...
1144
01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:14,310
that I like you...
1145
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:16,390
though you do have problems...
1146
01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:18,510
I don't...
1147
01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:22,400
Corpses give me the creeps.
1148
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:31,750
Goat, what happened?
1149
01:39:31,960 --> 01:39:33,790
- What is it?
- Oh, Flash...
1150
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:35,870
Shit, tell me! I'm blind!
1151
01:39:36,480 --> 01:39:39,870
He's giving her a huge kiss,
the bastard!
1152
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:42,800
A big sloppy one!
He's suckin' face bigtime!
1153
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,480
- Go, Emilio!
- Go!
1154
01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:47,070
Go, Natalia!
1155
01:39:48,600 --> 01:39:50,870
We're in Oxford now,
1156
01:39:51,080 --> 01:39:53,510
but they'll be at it till Cambridge.
1157
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,030
Let's go before Scotland Yard
comes after us.
1158
01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:31,750
And Camila Parker too!
1159
01:43:32,000 --> 01:43:35,550
It's all your fault, Canelo.
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