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Wait a minute.
You're telling me this actress person...
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...is the only woman you ever wanted
who didn't want you back?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Is this what it's like to be you?
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- Wow, you're really crazy about her, huh?
- Oh. You have no idea.
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And when we're on-stage,
I get to kiss her and touch her.
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But then she goes home
with the director...
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...and it's like somebody's
ripping out my heart.
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Oh, it's so great to see you
feeling like this.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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Monica, uh, Dad called this morning...
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...and, uh, Aunt Sylvia passed away.
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Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We were all pretty shaken up about it.
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Wait, am I missing something?
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Because I always thought death
was supposed to be sad, in a way.
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Well, uh, Aunt Sylvia was...
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...well, not a nice person.
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No, she was a cruel, cranky old bitch.
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And I'm sorry she died.
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Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?
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- You get the dollhouse.
- I get the dollhouse.
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Wow. A house for dolls. That is so cool.
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When I was a kid, I had a barrel.
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Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel
for a dollhouse?
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No, just a barrel.
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You know what?
You can play with my dollhouse.
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- Really? Really?
- Any time you want.
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When I was younger, all I wanted to do
was to play with this dollhouse.
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But no. It was to be looked at,
but never played with.
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My grandmother used to say
that exact same thing to me.
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- Hey, Sophie.
- Hey, Rach.
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Hey.
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Thanks for lunch, Chandler.
You didn't have to walk me here.
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Oh, that's okay. No problem.
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Honey, you do realize we don't keep
the women's lingerie here in the office.
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Yes, I realize that.
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- Summer catalog.
- That's the stuff.
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Rachel, I need the Versace invoice.
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Hello. You don't work for me.
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Joanna, this is my friend
Chandler Bing. Joanna.
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Bing? Heh. That's a great name.
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Thanks, it's Gaelic for,
"Thy turkey's done. "
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- So, uh, I'm gonna go. Nice meeting you.
- You too.
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Bye, Chandler.
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So, uh, what's wrong with him?
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Oh, nothing. He's just goofy like that.
I actually hardly notice it anymore.
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Oh, no, no, no. I mean, is he, um, married
or involved with anyone?
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No, no. He's not married or involved
with anyone.
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Oh, Rachel...
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Actually, you know what? Forget it.
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- I'll ask him for you if you want me to.
Would you?
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Or is it just too sad and desperate...
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...you know,
something that Sophie would do?
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- I am here.
- I know that.
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Look at it.
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Oh.
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Wallpaper's a little faded.
That's okay.
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Carpet's a little loose.
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Hardwood floors?
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- Hey. Oh!
Hello.
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Oh, Monica.
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- It's so beautiful.
- I know.
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- So I'm here, ready to play. Hee-hee.
- Okay.
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I brought a bunch of stuff
for the house, so check it out. Ha, ha.
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What's this?
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That's a dog.
Every house should have a dog.
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Not one that can pee on the roof.
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Well, maybe it's so big because the house
was built on radioactive waste.
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And is this in case the house sneezes?
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No. No, that's the ghost for the attic.
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- I don't want a ghost.
- Well, nobody wants a ghost.
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But you've got one...
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...because the house is sitting on
an ancient Indian burial ground.
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Wait a minute. The house
was built on radioactive waste...
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...and an ancient Indian burial ground?
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Ha, ha. That would never happen.
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Okay, obviously you don't know much
about the U.S. Government. Ha, ha.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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- I need to talk to you.
- Sure. What's up?
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Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.
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Heh. I know.
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Well, if something comes up...
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Well, I'm glad you guys are past
that little awkward phase.
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Okay. My boss, Joanna. When you left...
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...she started asking questions
about you.
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Ha, ha. Liked what she saw, huh?
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Dug my action, did she?
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Checking out the Chan Chan Man.
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That was...
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...surreal.
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Okay, what do you think?
You interested at all?
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Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive.
I'll do it.
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Oh, thank you, Chandler.
This is great. She's gonna love me.
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Okay, dinosaur attack.
Quick, everybody into the house. Aah!
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All right, Phoebe, you know what?
That's it. That's it. All right?
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No dinosaurs, no ghosts,
no giant dogs, okay?
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They're not the right size, they're
not Victorian, and they just don't go.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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Come, dinosaur. We're not welcome
in the house of no imagination.
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Uh, Pheebs, while we're hovering
around the subject...
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...I just have to say that dinosaurs,
they don't go, "Ruff. "
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The little ones do.
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Hey, Kate.
- Morning.
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Listen, I, uh, went to that restaurant
you talked about...
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Hey, lovely.
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Come, talk to me for a minute.
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And I ate the food. It was good.
I had the fish.
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Yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah.
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Hi.
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I'm Lauren. Kate's understudy.
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Oh. Hey. Joey Tribbiani.
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I know. I'm a big fan of yours.
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What?
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I used to, um, schedule my classes
so I could watch Dr. Drake Ramoray...
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...on Days of our Lives.
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Get out of here. Really?
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- Absolutely.
- Huh.
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Oh, but then they went and dropped you
down that elevator shaft.
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Yeah, they gave me the shaft, all right.
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You're so funny.
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Listen, um, what are you doing
after rehearsal?
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Do you wanna get a drink or something?
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Well, uh...
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Yeah. Yeah, sure. A drink sounds great.
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- Cool. I'll see you then.
- Okay. All right.
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All right. It's time to act,
my talking props.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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Look, everybody.
Look at my new dollhouse.
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Wow.
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Ha, ha. Look, look.
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Hey, what's this?
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Oh, okay. It's a slide instead of stairs.
Look.
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Oh!
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Very interesting, Phoebe.
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What's this?
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The licorice room.
You can eat all the furniture.
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And when guests come over, they can
stay on the Tootsie Roll-away bed.
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This is the coolest house ever.
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Hey. Does anyone want to join me
in the Aroma Room?
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All right.
I would.
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Hey, guys? Guys.
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Did you see my new china cabinet?
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Uh-huh.
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Watch. Watch.
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Ooh.
- And? And?
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Hey, my father's house does that.
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Okay, how did it go?
Tell me everything.
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Well, the movie was great...
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...dinner was great, and there's nothing
like a cool, crisp New York evening.
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Of course, I didn't get to enjoy any of that
because Joanna's such a big dull dud.
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Chandler is fantastic.
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- What?
- Oh, God. You know how people just click?
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Like, he came by to pick me up. I opened
the door, and it was just like, "click. "
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- Did he tell you?
- Well...
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Oh, and he's got such a good heart.
Doesn't he have a good heart?
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Oh, I know. And he's so sweet.
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He said he'd call,
so put him straight through.
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- Isn't this great?
- Don't spoil it.
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Come on, baby, don't go. Please?
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What do you say?
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Hello? Oh!
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It's you. Just, uh... Just one sec.
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I am going to take this call.
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When I continue,
I hope that there will appear on-stage...
168
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...this magical thing
that in the theater we call...
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...committing to the moment.
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The guy's like a cartoon.
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What do you see in him, anyway?
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He happens to be brilliant.
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Which is more than I can say
for that sweater you're dating.
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Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater.
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It's what's underneath her sweater
that counts.
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And besides, since, uh...
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Since when do you care
who I'm going out with?
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I don't care.
Why? Do you want me to care?
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Heh. Do you want me
to want you to care?
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Do you?
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What?
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Okay. I'm afraid to say this,
but let's pick it up where we left off.
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Come on, baby, don't go. Please?
What do you say?
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I've got no reason to stay.
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Stop.
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Stop it. You must stop.
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You are bad actors.
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This is a terrible play.
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I'll see you in the morning.
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I can't believe we go on in a week.
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- Hey, it's gonna be all right.
Hey.
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So since we're getting off early,
do you want to go and paint mugs?
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What?
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You know, at that place I told you about
last night?
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Oh, yeah, with the mug-painting. Yeah.
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- I was so listening to that.
Ha, ha.
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But, uh, you know what?
I think I need to work on my stuff tonight.
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- Oh, okay.
Okay.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
Okay.
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- Okay. Ha, ha.
Night.
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Uh, are you okay?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Like, what are we gonna do
about the scene, huh?
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I don't know.
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Well, um...
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Maybe if it had more heat.
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Well, how do you mean?
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Well, Adrianne's looking for a reason
to stay, right?
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Victor can't just kiss her. He's gotta...
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He's gotta really give her a reason,
you know?
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Maybe he could slip her the tongue.
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Or maybe...
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Maybe he could grab her and lift her up.
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Yeah, yeah. Then Adrianne, maybe
she could wrap her legs around his waist.
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And then she could rip off his shirt
and kiss his chest and his stomach.
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And then he could use his teeth, his teeth,
to undo her dress and...
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And bite her.
218
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And then right when the scene ends,
he could take her...
219
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...with this raw, animal...
220
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Something like that?
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Yeah, that's pretty much
what I had in mind.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
224
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It's a little early to be drinking.
225
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Things, uh, finally happened with Kate.
226
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- Oh. That's great.
- You're kidding. That's great.
227
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Oh, it was so amazing.
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After the lovemaking...
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Oh, my.
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- I just watched her sleep for, like, hours.
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- Just breathing in...
Huh.
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...and breathing out.
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And I knew she was dreaming
because her eyes kept going like this:
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I'm telling you,
Joanna's got it all wrong, okay?
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All I said was, "This was fun.
Let's do it again sometime.
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I'll give you a call. "
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Oh, gee...
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I wonder why she thinks
you're going to call her?
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That's what you say at the end of a date.
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You can't just say,
"Nice to meet you. Good night"?
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To her face?
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It's the end of the date,
I'm standing there...
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...she's waiting for me to say
I'll call her...
244
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...and it just, you know, comes out.
I can't help it.
245
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,738
It's a compulsion.
246
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,575
Come on, Rach,
when a guy says he's gonna call...
247
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,244
...it doesn't mean he's going to call.
248
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,538
This never happened to you?
249
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,707
Well, they always called.
250
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,418
Bite me.
251
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,010
- Did he call?
- No, sorry.
252
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,388
Why? Why? He said he'd call.
Why hasn't he called?
253
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:36,643
Maybe he's intimidated by really smart,
strong, successful women.
254
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,854
Sophie, will you please
climb out of my butt.
255
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,525
- Why hasn't he called, Rachel? Why?
- Okay, okay.
256
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:49,656
Um, well, uh, maybe he feels awkward
because you are my boss.
257
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,492
Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?
258
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,535
The only person that should
feel awkward is you.
259
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,204
You didn't tell him not to call me?
260
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,207
If you're uncomfortable with your friend
dating someone you work for...
261
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,584
...there are always ways to fix that.
262
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:03,753
Uh...
263
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,507
Call her. Call her now.
264
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,135
Multiple, so many paper cuts.
265
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,222
"Why hasn't he called, Rachel?
Why? Why?
266
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,307
I don't understand. He said he'd call. "
267
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,894
Chandler, I'm telling you, she's flipped out.
She's gone crazy.
268
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,356
Oh. Well, give me the phone, then.
269
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,234
This isn't funny. She thinks it's my fault
you haven't called her.
270
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,402
You have to call her.
271
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,363
Look, you can't call somebody
after this long just to say:
272
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,700
"In case you didn't notice,
I don't like you. "
273
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,868
Then you're gonna have to
take her out again.
274
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,955
No. She's really dull,
and she gets this...
275
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:43,209
...gross mascara-goop thing
in the corner of her eye.
276
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,878
I don't care. I don't care.
277
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,922
You'll take her out again and end it...
278
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,591
...and end it in a way
that she knows it's actually ended.
279
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,554
And I don't care how hard it is for you.
Do not tell her you'll call her again.
280
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,055
All right, fine.
281
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:59,350
But it's just a lunch date.
From now on, I get my own dates.
282
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,728
I don't want you setting me up
with anybody again.
283
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,479
That's fine.
284
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,858
- That's just a lot of big talk, you know.
- I know.
285
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,862
Mon?
286
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,739
I'm in the shower.
287
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,296
Aah! Fire. There's a fire. Fire.
288
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,036
- Hey.
- Hi.
289
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:06,709
So I, uh, talked to Lauren.
I kind of told her how things were with us.
290
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,586
Did you, uh...? Did you talk to Marshall?
291
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,755
About what?
292
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,425
Ha, ha. You know,
about what happened with us.
293
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,761
No.
294
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,472
And there's really no reason
why he should find out.
295
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,518
So, uh, let's not make a big deal
out of it, okay?
296
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,313
What are you talking about?
297
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,774
It was a big deal.
298
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,195
I mean, come on, you can't tell me
last night didn't mean something to you.
299
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,614
I was there.
You're not that good an actress.
300
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,907
Look.
301
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,328
Um, I was...
I was just caught up in the moment.
302
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,081
That's all it was.
303
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,960
Joey, I'm sorry you feel bad...
304
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,964
...but haven't you ever slept with a woman
where it meant more to her than to you?
305
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,632
No.
306
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,803
- Hi, Kate.
Hi, Lauren.
307
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,222
Hi, Lauren.
308
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,057
Hi, pig.
309
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,438
Sorry I, uh... I scared you in there.
310
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,232
Oh, that's okay.
311
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,317
By the way...
312
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,612
...I was just checking
the shower massager.
313
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,947
Yeah.
314
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,033
Hey.
315
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,119
I tried to reach you at work.
316
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,538
There's been a fire.
317
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,624
What? Oh, my... Oh, my God.
318
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,210
What happened?
319
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,881
Well, we believe it originated here...
320
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,050
...in the Aroma Room.
321
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,720
All right, did everyone get out okay?
322
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,557
Well, the giraffe's okay
and so is the pirate.
323
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,559
- What is this?
- No, Phoebe, don't look.
324
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,769
You don't want to see
what's under there.
325
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,733
The foster puppets.
326
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,030
It's not a big deal.
327
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,700
It's just... It's right here,
and it's all the time.
328
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,872
Well, thanks again for lunch.
329
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,420
- Yes, this was pleasant.
- It was, wasn't it?
330
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,507
- The food there was great.
- Wasn't it?
331
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,511
So take care.
332
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,639
You too.
333
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,226
This was great. I'll give you a call.
We should do it again.
334
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,145
Great. I'm looking forward to it.
335
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,941
- Rachel, any messages?
Sophie's desk.
336
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,946
Chandler. Are you gonna call her?
337
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,822
- No.
- Chandler.
338
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,576
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm weak and pathetic and sorry.
339
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,120
Okay, you are gonna tell her.
You're gonna tell her now.
340
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,498
Ow, I'm not gonna call you.
341
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,585
What?
342
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,296
I'm sorry.
343
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:01,300
I'm sorry that I said I was going to
when I'm not.
344
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,303
Ugh. Look, this has nothing
to do with you.
345
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,931
And this isn't Rachel's fault. It's me.
346
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,351
I have serious, serious problems
when it comes to women.
347
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:15,189
I have issues with commitment,
intimacy...
348
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,692
...mascara goop.
349
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:25,283
And I'm really sorry. It's just that
this is not... This isn't gonna work out.
350
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,706
Well, this isn't how I was hoping
this would end...
351
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:35,209
...but I guess I have to appreciate
your honesty.
352
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,628
Yeah, okay.
353
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,381
So...
354
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,304
Well, this is great. I'll give you a call.
We should do it again sometime.
355
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,979
Wha... So anyway, Beth,
what I'm saying is...
356
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,525
...I should have considered your feelings
before I went home with you that night.
357
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,235
I've, uh...
358
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,405
I've recently learned what it's like
to be on your side of it...
359
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,741
...and I'm sorry.
360
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,536
So do you think you can forgive me?
361
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,748
Great. Thanks.
362
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,083
Okay. Bye.
363
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,753
Whoo.
364
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,676
Hello, Jennifer?
365
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,596
Oh, hi, Mrs. Laurio. Is Jennifer there?
366
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,723
Oh, she's not home, huh?
367
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:35,811
Well, uh, actually I kind of need
to talk to you too.
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