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[rhythmic snapping]
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Better Things, all new.
Thursdays at 10:00.
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Starts February 28 on FX.
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FXX presentsYou're the Worst.
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["Take 5" by Northside playing]
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♪
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[music continues
over headphones]
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[door opens, bell rings]
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What's new that's in
that's good?
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[sighs]
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You are aware...
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that there are over 100 years
of cinema
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released before this week?
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But I'm interested
in new releases.
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Why?
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Why is something new
somehow better?
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Crystal Pepsi is new,
and it sucks.
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Can you help me?
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Yeah, the new releases
are right over there.
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Oh, check out Twister.
It's crunk!
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[chuckles]
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Why are you so terrible
to customers?
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Because film matters.
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There is no other medium
that holds a mirror
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to the human condition
as nakedly as film does,
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that speaks directly to our pain
and sorrow and joy like cinema.
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Nothing else comes close.
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Then you obviously
haven't listened
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to the new
Sarah McLachlan album.
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When's the last time
anyone even rented anything
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from your weird-ass shelf?
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♪ What's the image♪
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♪ In your passing image♪
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Where's Space Jam?
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All our copies burned up
in a fire.
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Go away.
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♪
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♪ I'm gonna leave you anyway♪
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♪ I'm gonna leave you
anyway♪
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♪ Gonna leave you anyway.♪
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[rock music playing]
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[beeps]
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♪ She's gone,
but left her smile♪
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♪ Her innocence
just like a child...♪
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Jakey. Jake!
It's happening.
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♪ I've been away and suddenly♪
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♪ You're a poet
musing my return♪
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♪ What I did while I was gone♪
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-♪ Is none of your concern...♪
-Who's Jake?
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I want to give him my props.
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I'm-I'm Jake.
[laughs]
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-Oh.
-Hi. Jake.
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The props are for me.
[chuckles]
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Hmm. So, you're the plagiarist.
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-What?
-I'm working through
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Androuet-Jacques Soufflot's list
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of seminal cult
and obscure films
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from Critique de Cinéma,
and you have clearly
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just ripped off his entire list
for your section.
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I mean, sure,
Soufflot was an inspiration...
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I knew it. Sneak.
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[chuckles]
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M-May I?
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Whoa. You'll be done
after you watch these.
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-Mm-hmm.
-I'm impressed.
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That means you made it through
the beheading scene
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of Bivouacs of Redemption.
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[laughing]:
Ew! That was so disgusting.
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-I know, wasn't it?!
-There was so much blood.
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The way his larynx
kept flapping.
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[laughing]
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Oh, here.
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[chuckles]
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[beeping]
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When you're done watching these,
we should get a drink.
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Come on, man.
You know that list can never
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technically be completed.
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The Intransigence of Love.
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Oh, come on.
That one doesn't count.
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It's impossible to find a copy.
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Rumor has it
it's basically a snuff film.
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I know. I have to see it.
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[both chuckle]
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Well, Jake...
it has been a pleasure.
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And I will get that drink
with you.
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Soon as you find me that movie.
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-You have to find that movie.
-Yeah, I know!
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But how?
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You're gonna have to go onto
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the information
superhighway, baby.
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♪
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[modem handshake beeping
and crackling]
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AOL VOICE:
Welcome.
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[computer chiming]
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File's done.
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[multiple beeps and chimes]
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You've got pictures.
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-Ugh! Come on.
-I can't take it.
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Stand back.
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[knuckles crack]
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♪
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I'm in!
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I hacked into
Professor Soufflot's computer
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at the Sorbonne,
and I located a digital copy
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of The Intransigence of Love
in his files.
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That's amazing!
Love the Internet!
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It's password-protected,
so I can't download it.
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Damn it!
Hate the Internet.
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We have to go into...
cyberspace.
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Ready?
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Are you sure this...?
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[both exclaiming]
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[laughs]
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Whoa.
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Oh. The movies!
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ZIGGY:
Are you looking?
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JAKE:
I can't find it.
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ZIGGY:
Well, keep looking.
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[door creaks open]
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-What was that?
-I think he's coming.
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Bonjour.
Who is there?
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ZIGGY:
Look, hurry up!
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I'm trying!
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He's getting closer.
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Almost there.
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-Almost there.
-Dude!
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-I got it!
-We got to jack out of here!
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Let's go!
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-[quietly]: Yeah.
-Yes!
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♪ Good night, you child
of England♪
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♪ Your time on Earth is past♪
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♪ Say hello to all of history♪
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♪ Be with them everlast♪
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♪ You gave your everything♪
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♪ To the weak and poor♪
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♪ Now God has come to France♪
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♪ And opened your last door♪
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♪ Di...♪
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Hi. Jake.
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-Hey! Oh, my God.
-Hey! [chuckles]
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Whoa.
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Can you believe this?
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Oh, yeah. S-So tragic.
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Yeah, we're both
truly shattered...
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I have amazing news. I found it.
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The Intransigence of Love.
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What?! Are you...?! How?!
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Could they have taken away
our beautiful princess so early?
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-[squeals]
-[laughs]
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Wait, w-we have to watch it.
When are you free?
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Um, let me check my schedule.
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But pretty much
literally anytime.
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[laughs]
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♪ Gave your everything♪
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♪ To the weak and poor♪
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♪ Now God has come to France♪
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-Oh, can I see?
-Oh, yeah.
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♪ And opened that last door
for Di.♪
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Oh, wait, get those three
together right there.
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-No, no.
-Take it.
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Okay.
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-Great framing.
-Mm.
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Oh, really good composition.
That's nice.
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Gemma, you're a natural.
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You should be
making movies, too.
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No. Some people were
just meant to watch.
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Babe! Babe. Whassup...?!
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-[laughs]
-Ooh.
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Hey. How's it going?
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Fine?
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[chuckles]:
Wha...?
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-Uh...
-GEMMA: Greg, this is Jake and Ziggy.
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They're from the video store.
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Mm. Nice to meet you guys.
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Not!
[laughs]
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Let's go.
This party's gay.
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Come on, we're going.
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Um, I'll see you later.
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♪ Inky black, like my arms♪
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♪ 47 lucky charms♪
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♪ Passing through me♪
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♪ Never-ending♪
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♪ A gift, my sweet,
I was sending♪
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♪ Ring♪
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♪ Yeah, ring♪
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♪ Yeah♪
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♪ Ring♪
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♪ Yeah, ring♪
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♪ Yeah, ring.♪
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[speaking French]
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-[knocking]
-Closed!
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GEMMA:
Jake?
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Jake!
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Jake?
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Hey.
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What happened?
Are-are you okay?
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Have you, uh,
watched our movie yet?
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No.
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Can we watch it now?
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Yes. Of course.
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Okay.
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Ugh, I'm so excited
to watch a movie
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that doesn't have Jean-Claude
Van Damme or Chris Klein in it.
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Uh, yeah, actually, uh,
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Chris Klein's
in this one, too, so...
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[both laugh]
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Twizzlers?
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Don't tell me
you're a Red Vines guy.
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Oh, Red Vines till I die.
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Oh, no.
This will never work, then.
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[laughs]
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So, how long
have you worked here?
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Uh, three years.
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-Huh.
-You know,
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you're the first person
to ever appreciate my section?
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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[laughs]
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Well, these movies,
they aren't perfect,
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but they're not trying to be.
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No, they're messy
and complicated
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because life
is messy and complicated.
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They were forged
out of passion and madness,
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and sometimes just a holy desire
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to make something ugly and
uncomfortable and haunting
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and brilliant and thrilling.
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And that's beautiful.
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At least to me.
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And besides,
everything else is just so...
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[moaning]
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-Ah.
-Oh, sorry.
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No, it's... go ahead,
just hurry.
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Okay.
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-My chain wallet's stuck.
-Okay.
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[knocking]
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GREG [crying]:
Babe.
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[knocking continues]
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-Yeah, what is it?
-I'm sorry.
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-What do you want?
-I wasn't in my head.
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-I wasn't...
-Oh, really? No kidding.
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-I was stupid. I'm sorry.
-You think?
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GREG:
Sorry.
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GRETCHEN:
Wait, wait, wait.
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Excuse me.
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Hold on a sec.
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Let me get this straight,
in your version the girl leaves?
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I mean, Ileave?
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That's how you remember it?
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It's okay, sweetie.
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I forgave you long ago.
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Now let me finish our story.
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-So...
-I'm tapping in.
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♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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["Get a Knife Between
Your Teeth" by McCarthy playing]
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JIMMY:
Nice camera, where'd you get it?
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♪ You thought they would see♪
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♪ Your point of view♪
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♪ If you put it to them nicely♪
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♪ You stated your case♪
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♪ And you bowed to them
on the way out♪
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♪ But nothing was ever done♪
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♪ 'Cause you've got
no knife...♪
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00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,795
I stole it
from this lame guy who worked
267
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,797
at a video store
a few years ago.
268
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,277
You think he wants it back?
269
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,628
No. It looks good on you.
270
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:37,849
Anyway, I just write
about film now.
271
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,722
Hi.
272
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,246
[laughs]
Hi.
273
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,250
Champagne?
274
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,295
Mm-hmm.
275
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:51,211
-Oh.
-[both laugh]
276
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:56,477
JIMMY:
Film school? that's fantastic.
277
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,306
I basically learn
about movies all day.
278
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,134
It's a goddamn dream.
279
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:04,137
Anyway, thanks
for encouraging me.
280
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,097
Hey.
281
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:11,579
Just in case this computer
apocalypse does happen,
282
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,407
we should probably get in
one dance.
283
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,191
Yeah.
284
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,193
♪ To come and play in the snow♪
285
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,240
♪ Throw up your hands
and wonder aloud♪
286
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,372
♪ Why don't they ever show...♪
287
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:26,159
How was our movie?
Did a guy really die?
288
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:30,032
I... I never watched it.
289
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,816
MAN:
2000 is around the corner. Here we go. You ready?
290
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,122
Didn't feel right without you.
291
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,819
MAN:
Let's start this.
292
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,474
-CROWD: Ten! Nine! Eight!
-GRETCHEN: Listen...
293
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,607
-Seven! Six! Five!
-if we survive the night,
294
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,870
it means we were meant
to watch it together. Deal?
295
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,959
-Deal.
-Three! Two! One!
296
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,614
-[screaming]
-WOMAN: Aah, Y2K!
297
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,443
MAN:
Ha-ha, just kidding. Just kidding, guys.
298
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,140
MAN 2:
You suck, Dennis!
299
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,099
[overlapping chatter]
300
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,144
♪
301
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,889
I need you to come back
to my place
302
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:03,065
and fuck me, like, yesterday.
303
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,763
Gemma, listen, uh...
304
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,331
-Hey, aren't you...?
-Babe, let's go.
305
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,290
We're going to a rave.
306
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,815
[whoops]
307
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,644
[whispering]:
I'm sorry.
308
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,870
[squeals]
309
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,354
[sighs] You're just
gonna let him go?
310
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,096
If he looks up,
I'm supposed to go to him.
311
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:43,801
If she looks down,
I'm supposed to go to her.
312
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,891
Sorry, man.
313
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,633
Yeah!
[laughs]
314
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,592
Why are you looking
at me like that?
315
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:55,074
You guys are clearly soul mates
and you're just standing there.
316
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,251
That's so straight of you.
317
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:01,471
[sighs]
318
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:04,083
Let's go sit down.
319
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,314
[bicycle bell dings]
320
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,536
[indistinct chatter]
321
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,157
GRETCHEN: So I said,
"No, that's a whoopie pie."
322
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:38,073
-[laughter]
-Pierre.
323
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,249
Gemma, how does it feel
to have the first
324
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,338
international mainstream
cult blockbuster?
325
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,994
I feel incredibly fortunate to
have found a way to make a movie
326
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,735
that resonates
with the audience,
327
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:51,434
despite being filled
with graphic sex
328
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,350
-and so many murders.
-[laughter]
329
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:57,353
Okay, guys. We just have time
for one more question.
330
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,355
What is it like to be
the youngest recipient
331
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:02,010
of the Lifetime Achievement
Award while still being so hot?
332
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,272
Is it true you used
real cow blood?
333
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:07,494
JIMMY:
Yes, I have a question. Um...
334
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,539
how much did
your first camera cost?
335
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,976
[audience murmuring]
336
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,370
Interesting story.
337
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,373
I actually got it from...
338
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,429
[sighs]
339
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,474
[Jimmy gasps]
340
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:35,130
The reporter who asked you
that question was me?
341
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,570
Your turn, sweetie.
342
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,224
No, this is all you, baby.
You take it home.
343
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,531
[clears throat]
344
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:53,366
Anyway, there I was,
stunned to shit.
345
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,933
I leaned into the mic.
346
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:59,328
I actually got it from...
347
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:02,418
the love of my complicated,
messy life.
348
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,116
[microphone feedback]
349
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,254
What are you doing here?
350
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:16,345
I'm the lead film critic
for the big Paris paper.
351
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,740
You were right, Gemma,
some people are just meant
352
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:23,396
to watch the movies,
but it wasn't you.
353
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,572
It was me.
354
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,445
[audience cheers, applauds]
355
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,103
[wolf whistle]
356
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,932
WOMAN:
Hello? Hello?
357
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,890
I was alive this whole time!
358
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,544
[laughs]
359
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,546
-[cheering]
-♪ Do-do-do-do-do♪
360
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,462
-♪ Do-do-do-do-do♪
-[bleating]
361
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,596
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do♪
362
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:52,381
♪ Do-do-do-do-do♪
363
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:55,558
♪ Open your eyes♪
364
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,820
♪ You're a sleepyhead♪
365
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,127
♪ Don't stay in bed all day♪
366
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,303
♪ It's sunny outside♪
367
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,478
♪ And better dreams have.♪
368
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,829
And that's our story.
369
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:09,703
So, let me tell you
about our rates.
370
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:13,446
Ah. Did we ever watch
the movie, you ask?
371
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,622
So, you see, I actually brought
372
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,364
the copy of the movie
to the festival.
373
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,583
And as we were headed
to watch it,
374
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:25,284
the French cinephile Ziggy and I stole the tape from found us.
375
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,460
Androuet-Jacques Soufflot!
376
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,505
Quelle terrible.
377
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:37,557
Hey, follow me
if you want to live.
378
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:54,008
[gasping]
379
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:56,532
JIMMY:
After we thanked Ziggy for leading us to freedom...
380
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:59,753
No, dude. It was you all along.
381
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,234
-What are you talking about?
-There never was any Ziggy.
382
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,890
I know.
383
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,415
But how?
384
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,071
Aw, nice catch, dude.
Right in the mouth.
385
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,379
Whoa!
386
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,427
Yes!
387
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,995
[crying]:
My dad really messed me up.
388
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:30,305
Thanks, dude.
You're my best friend.
389
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,351
GRETCHEN:
Aw, shit. Twist!
390
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,396
[sighs]
391
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:41,185
We'll let you know.
392
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:46,016
Oh.
393
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,671
-So, should we go with her?
-Absolutely not.
394
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,412
Did you see
those horrible hurricane lamps
395
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:53,502
she used in every ceremony?
So hacky.
396
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:57,114
Yeah, she sucked. Hey.
397
00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:58,681
Why do you think
we keep telling wedding planners
398
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:01,684
these hella tight
but fake stories about us?
399
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,556
Is it because
we don't have a love story?
400
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:07,995
What? We have
the best love story
401
00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:12,521
because ours is ugly and
uncomfortable and haunting
402
00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:15,132
and brilliant and thrilling
403
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:20,050
and, yeah, it's messy
and complicated, but it's true.
404
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:24,359
And that's beautiful,
at least to me.
405
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,579
To me, too.
406
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:29,843
Hey, you know that Princess Di
really is dead, right?
407
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:33,063
Yeah, Jimmy. So's JonBenét.
408
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:36,632
["Vibrations" by Montero
playing]
409
00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:41,463
♪ And I really want
to feel the vibration♪
410
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,684
♪ Coming in clear and bright♪
411
00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:50,211
♪ Dreaming of the way out♪
412
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:55,346
♪ And I really want
to feel the vibration♪
413
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:58,175
♪ Coming in clear and bright♪
414
00:23:58,219 --> 00:24:02,745
♪ Dreaming of the way out♪
415
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:05,792
♪ Most of what
I've gathered here♪
416
00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:09,230
♪ His mother left without♪
417
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,753
♪ Limitless.♪
418
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:13,452
[dog barks]
419
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,500
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
420
00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:24,637
Yeah, I feel nothing. Nice.
421
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:28,249
-We're not having a wedding.
-We're eloping, suckas!
422
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:31,557
You've become this stable dude
all of a sudden.
423
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,950
-Stable?
-[imitates gunshot]
424
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:36,779
[gasps]
It's like Inceptionfor pooping.
425
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:38,346
-[muffled screaming]
-[phone clicks]
426
00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:39,913
JIMMY:
We have the best love story.
427
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,654
-[both screaming]
-Because ours is ugly.
428
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,569
-And uncomfortable.
-[chiming]
429
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,746
-[screams]
-ANNOUNCER: You're the Worst.
430
00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:49,488
The final season. All new. Wednesdays at 10:00 only on FXX.
431
00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:55,711
MAN [on radio, reggae]:
♪ Don't run away from reality♪
432
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:58,888
♪ Don't run away♪
433
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:01,717
♪ Stay and face the fight♪
434
00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:03,719
[instrumental continues]
435
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:09,116
Better Things. All new.
Thursdays at 10:00.
436
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,771
Starts February 28 on FX.
437
00:25:11,821 --> 00:25:16,371
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