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[ Medieval music plays ]
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Man: [ Laughs ]
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Ah? Yeah!
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Yee!
Ha ha.
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We declare this wizard
to be boring me.
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Yes, Amo-Thedious was better.
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[ Grumbles ]
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Council members screaming ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Lord Festus!
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I am the magical projection
of Lord Festus!
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Lord Festus!
[ Gasps ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Who will save us
from this heathen's head?!
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♪♪
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Man 2: [ Thinking ]
Dear journal, you know me
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as the heroic master
of questful combat,
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friend to the very stakes
of the world.
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I know me as Tigtone!
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Tigtone,
you finish exterminating
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those basement
slime captains yet?
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I was just getting to that.
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I was just getting to that!
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Remember, Tigtone,
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slime captains hate
magic marbles,
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and you have some.
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Yes!
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[ Slime captains screaming,
squeaking ]
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Now, give me another quest,
barteener,
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or better yet, another quest!
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Ha ha! Now that looks like
another quest!
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Hup! Ho! Ho!
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♪♪
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[ Laughing evilly ]
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Well, anyway -- Aah! --
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looky what I been doing.
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Ow.
Queen: Amo-Thedious!
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[ Grunts ]
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Our beloved
former wizard!
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But we thought he quit
this kingdom years ago!
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No,
I just plain captured him
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and been torturing him to death
this whole time.
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But we had to hire
a lesser wizard to replace him.
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Uh, what?!
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This wizard's
all tortured out,
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so you can have
your magic man back
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if you trade me for your
son, Prince Lavender,
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to torture to death
instead.
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Send the prince to the real me
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or I will destroy
the Kingdom of Propecia.
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You have three whole days
and no choice.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
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We must do as
the vulgar head commands.
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But you have a new wizard now --
me, Tanquebbit, the wizard.
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[ Scoffs ]
A rebound wizard.
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[ Laughter ]
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I don't have time
to get tortured to death
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because I'm going
to the Minotaur brothel later.
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[ Laughs haughtily ]
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He said we have
no choice.
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It will be a manful death,
my son.
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[ Council members chanting
"Manful!" ]
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Who here shall escort
Prince Lavender to his doom?
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I.
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Whoo!
[ Grunts ]
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Queen: Tigtone!
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The legendary adventurer
with impeccable timing.
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That's right!
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Tigtone!
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[ Council gasps ]
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My quest lines are open.
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Will you deliver the prince
to his torture
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and return our beloved
better wizard?
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-I already am.
-[ Gasps ]
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That settles it --
Tigtone will do that.
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Mathis,
clean up these dead trolls
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while we sing
Tigtone's praises!
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[ Council members chanting
"Singing!" ]
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[ Grumbling ]
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[ Chanting continues ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Heroic music plays ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Horse whinnies ]
Oh, no!
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Well, we can't go on
with a dead horse.
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Guess I'll just be --
[ Grunts ]
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I will complete this quest,
alive or dead horse.
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[ Grunting ]
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I want my MommyDaddy!
[ Sobbing loudly ]
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With Prince Lavender off
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being tortured to death
by Lord Festus,
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the castle seems so empty.
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Maybe we should have
another baby.
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You read our minds.
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Mmm.
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[ Door opens ]
Ooh!
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[ Slurred ]
I'm a good wizard!
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[ Zap! ]
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You don't need
Amo-Thedious back.
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Gods damn it!
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Mathis, throw Tanquebbit
out of Propecia forever!
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[ Cries ]
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Why does he get
to be in here?
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I serve the KingQueen
day and night, awake, asleep.
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Yes, yes, yes, Mathis.
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Hurry that up and get back
in you night chair!
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[ Mathis grunts ]
Aah!
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Ba-shing!
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[ KingQueen moaning ]
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[ Sobs quietly ]
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Banished?!
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Me, Tanquebbit,
the wizard of Propecia?!
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I could stop Tigtone.
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Lord Festus
will destroy Propecia.
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They'll never get their precious
Amo-Thedious back!
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Then, poof, I'll appear
and rebuild Propecia with magic!
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They'll have no choice
but to love me
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as their greatest wizard ever!
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Shi-shish-shish-sha!
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Oh!
[ Laughing ]
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Ooh, that will slow
this pesky Tigtone down a peg.
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Or two!
[ Laughs ]
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This most broken of bridges
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stands between me
and Lord Festus, as well.
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Well, I guess we better turn
all the way around then.
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[ Grunts ]
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I can repair the bridge
over Sporanox River,
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but I lost my tools
in the eternal forest of Onmel.
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Find them!
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[ Quietly ]
No one has ever
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come out of that
eternal forest alive!
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Soon, I --
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Aaaaah!
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[ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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[ Gothic choir sings ]
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Thank you, Tigtone.
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I am the bridgesmither!
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Hyah!
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[ Grumbles ]
Hyah, shi-shish-shish-sha!
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Hammer, no!
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[ Water splashes ]
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[ Groans ]
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I suddenly hunger with weakness.
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I've eaten all the horse meat
off this bone cage,
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and I'm still starving!
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Starvation has plagued
our land ever since
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the forest
burned down.
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The only food left
in this zone
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lies deep within
the Temple of Mylotarg.
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Then our stomachs' destinies
shall be fruitfulfilled!
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Watch my captive
until my return!
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No.
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[ Laughs ]
What luck!
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With Tigtone side-questing,
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I can lure the prince away
the only way I know how.
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Aah!
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[ Giggles coquettishly ]
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Hello!
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What else can that tongue
of yours unlock, I wonder?
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Tigtone:
Great Mummy Lord of Mylotarg, I come for food!
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Then solve the possible
puzzle of statues,
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and you shall have access to my
smokehouse of meats and cheeses.
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Arrange the statues, Tigto--
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[ All munching loudly ]
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The prince!
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[ Slurps ]
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Price Lavender:
Yes, yes, yes!
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Licks of the Minotaur!
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All I've ever wanted!
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Oh, yes!
Oh!
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Now, without the prince,
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Lord Festus will destroy
Propecia.
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tongue?
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Nothing!
Nothing.
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[ Weakly ] Ow.
Ow.
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Ohh, where is that prince?!
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Ha!
Time's up.
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Prepare my army!
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Induce the birthing trolls!
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[ Trolls screeching ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Oh! Never before
have I failed a quest!
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My inventory -- useless!
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Ah, these magic marbles,
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this boomerang,
this oracle potion.
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Aah!
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[ Glass shatters ]
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Am I not Tigtone?!
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Woman: Tigtone.
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[ Chuckles ]
be Tigtone.
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I'm Twiddlor'ah,
Oracle of Mount Actified.
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The prince in which you seek
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lies merely on the other side
of this mountain.
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'Tis a nightmarish climb
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patrolled by at least
five demons!
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Ho!
[ Grunts ]
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What are you doing?!
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Every ancient mountain has
a shortcut through the sewer.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Gasps ]
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♪♪
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Oh, ha ha!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-loo!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Roaring ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Tigtone has failed his quest.
Now who will save us now?!
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[ Sobs ]
I'm crying!
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[ Growling ]
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Remember, Tigtone, you have
the power to control animals,
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but you may only use this power
once every five years,
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and it has been five years,
Tigtone!
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Yes!
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Five years!
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Aah!
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How did you find me?!
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You're not the first prince
I've dragged
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out of a Minotaur brothel!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Groans ]
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Tanquebbit?!
[ Retches ] Oh. Oh!
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[ Sobbing loudly ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Ah!
Prince Lavender, you made it.
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I completed my quest!
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Return Amo-Thedious,
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and call off your attack
on Propecia!
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No way.
You're late.
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What if I give you
this rebound wizard?
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I do have two whipping arms.
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Aaaaah!
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[ Heroic music plays ]
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Our beloved Amo-Thedious!
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We will never replace you
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with a cut-rate rebound wizard
ever again!
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[ Gasps ]
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I said no portals!
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Aaaaaaah!
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This is everything
I hoped for and twice more!
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[ Laughing ]
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Tigtone, thanks to you,
we were able to see
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our beloved Amo-Thedious
once more
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before his untimely
stabbing!
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[ Council shouting "Stabbing!" ]
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To that end,
we have another quest for you!
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Is the world at stake?!
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Indeed, 'tis.
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Give Amo-Thedious
a proper burial.
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the fate
of the world?
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He meant the world to us.
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Well, if I am to give him
a proper burial,
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then I'll give
him the most proper burial
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of all time!
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[ Grunts ]
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Dear journal,
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another quest has fallen
beneath my conquorship.
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[ Munching ]
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Yet, infinite quests
still remain
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throughout this land
and the surrounding universe.
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[ Grunts ]
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I am conviction,
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adventurepreneur,
this face!
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For I have one of these things
in common,
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and my name is...
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...Tigtone!
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thunder rumbles ]
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[ Screeches ]
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Chirp.
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