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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:02,927 You know the best part about planning days? 2 00:00:02,928 --> 00:00:05,530 All the bathrooms are empty. No prying noses. 3 00:00:05,531 --> 00:00:08,665 The best part about planning day is the quiet. 4 00:00:08,666 --> 00:00:09,766 Shh! 5 00:00:11,202 --> 00:00:12,737 Why is everyone staring at us? 6 00:00:12,738 --> 00:00:15,005 Probably 'cause Loren looks like a dead Blues Brother. 7 00:00:15,006 --> 00:00:18,609 Okay, everyone! Raise your hand if you love curve balls! 8 00:00:18,610 --> 00:00:20,344 [CHUCKLES] 9 00:00:20,345 --> 00:00:23,080 Great, because Steven had a great idea that, 10 00:00:23,081 --> 00:00:26,417 instead of using the day to craft boring lesson plans, 11 00:00:26,418 --> 00:00:32,418 we use it for a hip faculty-wide team-building exercise. 12 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:35,159 An escape room! 13 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,961 - Ohh. - I love Jodie Foster. 14 00:00:36,962 --> 00:00:38,629 That's "Panic Room," you dunce. 15 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:40,431 Um, why do we have to do team building? 16 00:00:40,432 --> 00:00:44,969 I mean, today is for, you know, nothing. 17 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:47,037 No, I'm sorry. Today is not for nothing. 18 00:00:47,038 --> 00:00:48,573 We need to team build right now. 19 00:00:48,574 --> 00:00:50,775 Quinn, can't we just eat Saltines and drink Sprite 20 00:00:50,776 --> 00:00:52,243 and watch movies all day? 21 00:00:52,244 --> 00:00:53,810 Please? 22 00:00:55,046 --> 00:00:56,647 - No! - No. No. 23 00:00:56,648 --> 00:00:59,738 God, I feel awful. This coffee does nothing! 24 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:02,587 Okay, so I've taken the liberty to assign teams, 25 00:01:02,588 --> 00:01:05,322 and you four make up Team One in Trebin's room. 26 00:01:05,323 --> 00:01:06,457 - What? - Ohhh. 27 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:07,992 - Yes! - [CRYING] Oh, my God. 28 00:01:07,993 --> 00:01:10,060 Tammy, you want to escort them, please? 29 00:01:10,061 --> 00:01:11,728 Mnh-mnh. I'm not doing it. 30 00:01:11,729 --> 00:01:13,464 The sooner you get started, the sooner you go home. 31 00:01:13,465 --> 00:01:14,618 Oh! Team building is an important thing. 32 00:01:14,619 --> 00:01:15,766 Why didn't you just say that? 33 00:01:15,767 --> 00:01:18,068 It's important that we galvanize as a group! 34 00:01:18,069 --> 00:01:19,336 35 00:01:19,337 --> 00:01:21,606 Quit wasting my time 36 00:01:21,607 --> 00:01:24,208 I ain't here for you 37 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,410 I'm just putting in work 38 00:01:26,411 --> 00:01:30,932 Till my day is through 39 00:01:30,933 --> 00:01:32,325 - Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT - - www.addic7ed.com - 40 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,684 Come on, come on, come on. 41 00:01:33,685 --> 00:01:35,686 Whoa, Trebin's room smells like feet. 42 00:01:35,687 --> 00:01:38,355 - Ohh! - Ugh. Ugh. 43 00:01:38,356 --> 00:01:41,626 The folder that Loren is laying on 44 00:01:41,627 --> 00:01:44,094 contains the first in a series of clues 45 00:01:44,095 --> 00:01:45,229 that will lead you 46 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:48,833 to the only other key besides this one 47 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:50,701 that unlocks this door. 48 00:01:50,702 --> 00:01:52,970 It is the only way in or out. 49 00:01:52,971 --> 00:01:55,640 Yes, Tammy, we know how a door works! 50 00:01:55,641 --> 00:01:57,574 I'll be right outside, 51 00:01:57,575 --> 00:02:00,244 so don't even think about cheating. 52 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,646 [CHUCKLES] 53 00:02:01,647 --> 00:02:03,180 [LAUGHS EVILLY] 54 00:02:03,181 --> 00:02:05,249 That laugh is never a good sign. 55 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,117 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 56 00:02:07,118 --> 00:02:09,386 Okay. Nuts to this. 57 00:02:09,387 --> 00:02:12,122 I'm gonna go home and sleep on the bathroom floor 58 00:02:12,123 --> 00:02:14,191 for like the next five days. 59 00:02:14,192 --> 00:02:16,126 - Good luck with all this crap. - Good luck to you. 60 00:02:16,127 --> 00:02:18,128 - Trebin seals his window. - Oh, come on! 61 00:02:18,129 --> 00:02:19,730 Why... is Trebin afraid of fresh air? 62 00:02:19,731 --> 00:02:21,732 He claims it's a legitimate phobia. 63 00:02:21,733 --> 00:02:24,068 Trebin's room is so cool, you guys. 64 00:02:24,069 --> 00:02:26,003 Check this out. I'm a motorcycle man! 65 00:02:26,004 --> 00:02:27,137 - [AIR RUSHING] - You're gonna gas us! 66 00:02:27,138 --> 00:02:28,405 Hey, hey, hey, hey! No, that's gas! 67 00:02:28,406 --> 00:02:30,007 - Bad Fairbell! Bad! Bad Fairbell! - Aah! Aah! 68 00:02:30,008 --> 00:02:31,475 Guys, shut up! 69 00:02:31,476 --> 00:02:35,212 Okay. Let's, um, maybe try this, right? 70 00:02:35,213 --> 00:02:36,280 Games are fun. 71 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,282 Games are fun? Wow. 72 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:41,152 [CLEARS THROAT] Okay. Clue number one... 73 00:02:41,153 --> 00:02:43,488 "I stand while I'm asleep. I'm happy, yet always weep. 74 00:02:43,489 --> 00:02:45,489 I touch, but can never feel. 75 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:48,893 I'm invincible, but never heal. 76 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:50,111 Who am I?" 77 00:02:50,112 --> 00:02:52,496 - [SNAPS FINGERS] A riddle. - Okay. 78 00:02:52,497 --> 00:02:53,964 That's so obvious. 79 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:57,034 "I'll stand while I'm asleep." Okay, that's a cow. 80 00:02:57,035 --> 00:02:58,569 This is a classic barnyard riddle. 81 00:02:58,570 --> 00:02:59,904 "I'm happy, yet always weep." 82 00:02:59,905 --> 00:03:03,173 That's a chicken... saddest of all the barnyard birds. 83 00:03:03,174 --> 00:03:05,376 Okay, "I touch, but can never feel." 84 00:03:05,377 --> 00:03:07,178 This is whole a chicken-versus-the-egg thing, 85 00:03:07,179 --> 00:03:08,445 right? 86 00:03:08,446 --> 00:03:10,847 He can't feel because it's in the egg, 87 00:03:10,848 --> 00:03:12,249 but it can be touched. 88 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:13,784 It's an egg. 89 00:03:13,785 --> 00:03:15,920 You think it's an egg because it's a thing you can touch? 90 00:03:15,921 --> 00:03:17,654 - It's pretty obvious. - Oh, my God. You morons! 91 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:20,057 - They're Metallica lyrics. - They're not Metallica lyrics. 92 00:03:20,058 --> 00:03:22,059 Oh, fine. Just an obscure Munich B-side, 93 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:24,061 but I guess I know jack shit, huh? 94 00:03:24,062 --> 00:03:25,730 Okay, and it's not an egg. 95 00:03:25,731 --> 00:03:27,998 We need to start getting cerebral here. 96 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,199 Come on! 97 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,201 Well, the key was not in the egg. 98 00:03:30,202 --> 00:03:31,536 [CHUCKLES] What should we smash next? 99 00:03:31,537 --> 00:03:33,003 [STAMMERING] 100 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,538 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 101 00:03:34,539 --> 00:03:37,274 The key is somewhere in here. 102 00:03:37,275 --> 00:03:38,876 You know what? 103 00:03:38,877 --> 00:03:41,297 That is a legit strategy. 104 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,014 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 105 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:50,015 106 00:03:51,156 --> 00:03:56,893 107 00:03:56,894 --> 00:04:01,632 108 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:02,967 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 109 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:05,902 [SNAPPING FINGERS RHYTHMICALLY] 110 00:04:05,903 --> 00:04:07,704 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 111 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:12,243 112 00:04:12,244 --> 00:04:14,245 They've got a hunger. They've got a want. 113 00:04:14,246 --> 00:04:16,647 One of them speaks Spanish. That's gonna factor in. 114 00:04:16,648 --> 00:04:17,914 Yeah, Team One. 115 00:04:17,915 --> 00:04:19,784 That's a dream team right there. 116 00:04:19,785 --> 00:04:21,452 So, who's on Team Two? 117 00:04:21,453 --> 00:04:23,320 [SIGHS] There is no Team Two, Quinn. 118 00:04:23,321 --> 00:04:26,123 We wanted to talk to you without those four in the room. 119 00:04:26,124 --> 00:04:28,058 Well, why on Earth would you want to do [CHUCKLING] that? 120 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,794 Because it's about them! 121 00:04:29,795 --> 00:04:31,395 About how the entire faculty... 122 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,930 Hell, the entire community... 123 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:35,466 Is affected by their utter lack of professionalism. 124 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:37,668 They're a cancer, Quinn! A Miata-destroying, 125 00:04:37,669 --> 00:04:40,403 lunch-lady-manslaughtering cancer! 126 00:04:42,474 --> 00:04:45,542 Okay, but what about the escape room? 127 00:04:45,543 --> 00:04:48,879 There is no escape room! Did I not make that clear? 128 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,080 - Yes. - Yes. 129 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,348 Wait, wait. 130 00:04:51,349 --> 00:04:53,484 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 131 00:04:53,485 --> 00:04:54,551 Is this an escape room? 132 00:04:54,552 --> 00:04:56,220 ALL: No! 133 00:04:56,221 --> 00:04:58,022 - Aaah! - Geez! 134 00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:00,196 Yeah, I knew it wasn't in that one, but it's 135 00:05:00,197 --> 00:05:02,493 - just so hard to stop once you start. - God. 136 00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:05,296 Can you please, please keep it down? 137 00:05:05,297 --> 00:05:06,831 Okay, you have been zero help! 138 00:05:06,832 --> 00:05:08,633 What is wrong with you, anyway? 139 00:05:08,634 --> 00:05:10,100 Nobody knows. 140 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,702 The doctors think it's serious, though. 141 00:05:11,703 --> 00:05:12,903 This is so unfair. 142 00:05:12,904 --> 00:05:14,171 There are supposed to be teams of four. 143 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:16,773 We have three people and a human garbage dump, 144 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:18,775 and one of the people is... 145 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,311 - Me. - Yes. 146 00:05:20,312 --> 00:05:22,647 You're right. That's ridiculous, you know? 147 00:05:22,648 --> 00:05:23,780 I mean, what we really have to do 148 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:26,183 is level the playing... field. 149 00:05:26,184 --> 00:05:28,118 [GASPS] 150 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:31,322 - Hey. - Hey, buddy. 151 00:05:31,323 --> 00:05:34,325 Do you want to go on a... a mission? 152 00:05:34,326 --> 00:05:35,460 Yes. What is it? 153 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:37,127 Your mission, should you choose to accept it... 154 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,262 - Mm-hmm. - Yes. 155 00:05:38,263 --> 00:05:39,464 - Is to go to my room. - Yes. 156 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:40,998 - Find my laptop. - Yes. 157 00:05:40,999 --> 00:05:42,847 You're gonna go on Bing, your favorite website... 158 00:05:42,848 --> 00:05:43,967 Yes. 159 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,544 Where you're gonna find the answer to that riddle. 160 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,550 Yes. 161 00:05:46,551 --> 00:05:48,205 And then bring it back to us 162 00:05:48,206 --> 00:05:49,940 - so we can pretend we solved it. - Yes. 163 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:51,208 And we get to go home. 164 00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:52,677 - Yes! - Yes. 165 00:05:52,678 --> 00:05:54,345 And you're gonna get there by going through the air ducts. 166 00:05:54,346 --> 00:05:56,413 No! No! 167 00:05:56,414 --> 00:05:57,948 You always make me go in the air ducts! 168 00:05:57,949 --> 00:05:59,684 Yeah, because it's awesome! 169 00:05:59,685 --> 00:06:02,019 I mean, don't you want to go home? 170 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,691 Aren't you getting tired of... 171 00:06:04,289 --> 00:06:05,690 Yeah, I do talk a lot! 172 00:06:05,691 --> 00:06:07,892 And... And look at Loren, your best friend. 173 00:06:07,893 --> 00:06:09,960 - He's sick! - So sick! 174 00:06:09,961 --> 00:06:12,029 - I'm dying, Fairbell. - [WHISPERS] Dying. 175 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:14,231 It's time for you to do some big-boy shit. 176 00:06:14,232 --> 00:06:16,767 - Yeah. - I'll do it! 177 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:18,569 - Yes. - Yes! 178 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:21,171 Okay. Yes. 179 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,239 [CREAKING] 180 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,374 Hey, hey! 181 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:24,575 Do you remember what a laptop is? 182 00:06:24,576 --> 00:06:27,111 - The little TV book? - [LAUGHING] Yeah! 183 00:06:27,112 --> 00:06:28,140 - Come on. Come on. - Oh. 184 00:06:28,141 --> 00:06:29,380 Okay, you're not... 185 00:06:29,381 --> 00:06:31,782 You're pulling me backwards, is what the problem... 186 00:06:31,783 --> 00:06:33,117 Okay. He's not going in. 187 00:06:33,118 --> 00:06:34,852 - God! Keep it down! - Abbey: Move him right. Move him right. 188 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,120 It burns like fire. 189 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:38,923 Get over here and help, you asshole! 190 00:06:38,924 --> 00:06:41,526 Oh, Christ! Fairbell, you're rock hard! 191 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:43,928 - Give him the clue! - Give that to me! 192 00:06:43,929 --> 00:06:45,796 Fairbell, catch! 193 00:06:45,797 --> 00:06:47,864 [CHUCKLES] 194 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:50,401 - [CLICKS] - Here we are again. 195 00:06:50,402 --> 00:06:51,736 [BREATHES SHARPLY] 196 00:06:51,737 --> 00:06:53,003 Duct Tales 197 00:06:53,004 --> 00:06:54,671 Whoo-hoo 198 00:06:54,672 --> 00:06:58,475 Every year, it's Fairbell having Duct Tales! 199 00:06:58,476 --> 00:07:00,144 - Whoo-hoo - Shut up! 200 00:07:00,145 --> 00:07:02,413 ABBEY: Just get the damn thing. 201 00:07:02,414 --> 00:07:05,482 [VOCALIZING] 202 00:07:05,483 --> 00:07:07,017 - Do you believe this? - Ohh. Jesus. 203 00:07:07,018 --> 00:07:09,353 What is that? 204 00:07:09,354 --> 00:07:10,687 Oh, nothing. It's a birthmark. 205 00:07:10,688 --> 00:07:13,090 What is that? 206 00:07:13,091 --> 00:07:15,692 You were at Shotgun Eddie's last night. 207 00:07:15,693 --> 00:07:16,961 What's a Shotgun Eddie's? 208 00:07:16,962 --> 00:07:18,028 Oh, Shotgun Eddie's 209 00:07:18,029 --> 00:07:20,230 is that Chlamydia factory out by the airport 210 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,699 that churns out DUls and bachelor pa... 211 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:24,301 [GASPS] 212 00:07:24,302 --> 00:07:25,970 [WHISPERING] Bachelor parties. 213 00:07:25,971 --> 00:07:28,372 You had your bachelor party last night and didn't invite us?! 214 00:07:28,373 --> 00:07:30,841 No, I didn't... Oh, God. 215 00:07:30,842 --> 00:07:32,042 [VOMITING] Ohh. 216 00:07:32,043 --> 00:07:34,445 Oh, don't you try and change the subject! 217 00:07:34,446 --> 00:07:38,515 And those four are the heart and soul of this school! 218 00:07:38,516 --> 00:07:40,384 Everyone here has been negatively affected 219 00:07:40,385 --> 00:07:43,120 by those four, including yourself! 220 00:07:43,121 --> 00:07:44,388 We're just asking you to hear our concerns. 221 00:07:44,389 --> 00:07:45,856 Okay, look, Steven, 222 00:07:45,857 --> 00:07:47,858 if you think it's absolutely necessary to hear you out, 223 00:07:47,859 --> 00:07:49,726 I will do that. 224 00:07:49,727 --> 00:07:50,995 I doubt anybody wants to speak, 225 00:07:50,996 --> 00:07:52,797 but if you do, a show of hands... 226 00:07:52,798 --> 00:07:56,000 Okay, that ends up... Okay. 227 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:57,401 That's quite a few hands there. 228 00:07:57,402 --> 00:08:00,605 How about we start with the positive reviews? 229 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:03,007 - None? Okay. - [THUDDING] 230 00:08:03,008 --> 00:08:05,742 Well, the coyotes are back. 231 00:08:05,743 --> 00:08:07,744 Just go to Shoemaker's classroom, 232 00:08:07,745 --> 00:08:10,281 find the think box, look up the... 233 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,817 Find some duct bread! 234 00:08:12,818 --> 00:08:13,884 Score! 235 00:08:13,885 --> 00:08:15,820 [CHUCKLING] Yeah! 236 00:08:15,821 --> 00:08:19,023 Oh, too good for me, duct bread?! 237 00:08:19,024 --> 00:08:20,757 Get back here, bread! 238 00:08:20,758 --> 00:08:23,093 [GRUNTING] 239 00:08:23,094 --> 00:08:24,428 240 00:08:24,429 --> 00:08:27,364 Get back here, you rascal bread! 241 00:08:27,365 --> 00:08:30,100 Oh! Hello? Duct bread? 242 00:08:30,101 --> 00:08:32,369 I know you're in here. 243 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:35,439 Ooh. Olly olly oxen free! 244 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,708 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS] 245 00:08:37,709 --> 00:08:40,845 246 00:08:40,846 --> 00:08:42,313 No. 247 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,747 You! 248 00:08:46,306 --> 00:08:48,040 Those four were more detrimental 249 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:49,709 to last year's wrestling season 250 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:51,844 than the ringworm outbreak of 2006! 251 00:08:51,845 --> 00:08:54,647 - They mock me constantly for my IBS. - [SNICKERS] 252 00:08:54,648 --> 00:08:56,649 I can't help it. My body's broken. 253 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:58,451 They stuck a dead rat to my wall! 254 00:08:58,452 --> 00:09:00,320 They're worthless piles of shit! 255 00:09:00,321 --> 00:09:02,522 Two other people have already said exactly that, 256 00:09:02,523 --> 00:09:04,791 so how about we only have new ideas in here? 257 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:06,793 Hey, here's an idea... Fire them! 258 00:09:06,794 --> 00:09:08,661 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 259 00:09:08,662 --> 00:09:12,064 Okay. Thank you very much, Steven, 260 00:09:12,065 --> 00:09:14,066 I say sarcastically. 261 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,335 You see, what they have 262 00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:18,338 is merely a feisty energy about them. 263 00:09:18,339 --> 00:09:19,405 Okay, you know what? 264 00:09:19,406 --> 00:09:20,941 Trying to break my leg in the parking lot 265 00:09:20,942 --> 00:09:22,875 is not feisty energy... It's assault! 266 00:09:22,876 --> 00:09:23,944 - Yeah. - Yeah. Uh-huh! 267 00:09:23,945 --> 00:09:26,012 Christmas! Three lawsuits pending. 268 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:27,948 Yes! Homecoming, six lawsuits pending! 269 00:09:27,949 --> 00:09:29,149 - Yes! - Yes! 270 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:30,416 That's a lot of lawsuits. 271 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:33,285 That's cool to some people. All right? 272 00:09:33,286 --> 00:09:34,620 What I'm hearing here 273 00:09:34,621 --> 00:09:37,423 is that they just need a little bit of guidance, 274 00:09:37,424 --> 00:09:40,827 and who better to provide that guidance, Counselor? 275 00:09:40,828 --> 00:09:43,429 I wonder, says Principal... 276 00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:45,431 also sarcastically, as I'm fully aware 277 00:09:45,432 --> 00:09:47,367 who should be providing the guidance. 278 00:09:47,368 --> 00:09:48,635 Are we done here? 279 00:09:48,636 --> 00:09:50,102 Let's get that escape room started! 280 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:51,704 - There is no escape room. - God! 281 00:09:51,705 --> 00:09:54,240 Shotgun Eddie's Bachelor Bunker only holds eight people. 282 00:09:54,241 --> 00:09:55,642 We were at capacity! 283 00:09:55,643 --> 00:09:57,978 Oh, I didn't realize that you were having your bachelor party 284 00:09:57,979 --> 00:10:01,381 in 1990, pre-Bachelor Bunker expansion! 285 00:10:01,382 --> 00:10:04,450 All right, the truth is I couldn't invite you guys. 286 00:10:04,451 --> 00:10:07,053 My college friends would have ragged on you all night. 287 00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:08,655 I couldn't subject you to that! 288 00:10:08,656 --> 00:10:11,791 So you didn't invite us because you're embarrassed of us? 289 00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:12,925 Yeah, that's what I've been saying. 290 00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:15,261 You know, I would just like to stress 291 00:10:15,262 --> 00:10:17,463 that I would not have gone had I been invited, 292 00:10:17,464 --> 00:10:19,065 but I would have at least appreciated 293 00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:21,133 the opportunity to reject you! 294 00:10:21,134 --> 00:10:23,003 That's just common courtesy, Loren! 295 00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:24,804 You know, you're never too embarrassed of us 296 00:10:24,805 --> 00:10:26,006 to hang out with us at work. 297 00:10:26,007 --> 00:10:27,740 That's 'cause we're work friends, Abbey! 298 00:10:27,741 --> 00:10:29,275 You don't see the worker bees 299 00:10:29,276 --> 00:10:31,678 fraternizing with the queen outside of the hive, do you? 300 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:33,876 You are not the queen bee, that's for sure! 301 00:10:33,877 --> 00:10:36,082 - No, that is not worth it! - I am definitely the queen. #QueenBee. 302 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:39,552 - You are not the queen! - [GROANS] Shit. 303 00:10:39,553 --> 00:10:41,153 Well, it's about time! 304 00:10:41,154 --> 00:10:42,422 Did you get the answers? 305 00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:44,624 I need to get the hell away from these two! 306 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,759 Oh, no, we two have to get the hell away from you! 307 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,028 I, uh... 308 00:10:48,029 --> 00:10:50,763 I didn't get any answers. 309 00:10:50,764 --> 00:10:52,432 Why are you acting so weird? 310 00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:54,634 The... The man who touched my swimsuit area 311 00:10:54,635 --> 00:10:57,503 told me not to talk to anybody about it. 312 00:10:57,504 --> 00:10:59,639 Okay, this feels very "Diff'rent Strokes". 313 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,107 Where's the folder with the clue? 314 00:11:01,108 --> 00:11:03,643 Oh, I must have left it back in the room with the man 315 00:11:03,644 --> 00:11:05,378 I'm not supposed to be talking about right now! 316 00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:07,179 - [SIGHS] That's awesome. - Okay, then go get it, Fairbell. 317 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:09,049 No way! Now I'm totally scared! 318 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:12,853 I'll go with you, Fairbell, because I'm a good friend. 319 00:11:12,854 --> 00:11:15,055 Yeah. You know what? I'll go with them, too, 320 00:11:15,056 --> 00:11:17,123 because I want to meet the sicko 321 00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:18,458 perverted enough to touch Fairbell. 322 00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,326 Okay, well, guess what... I'll go, as well, 323 00:11:20,327 --> 00:11:21,994 because you guys need a queen bee 324 00:11:21,995 --> 00:11:23,396 to guide you through there. 325 00:11:23,397 --> 00:11:25,197 - All right. - Oh, well... That is ridiculous. 326 00:11:25,198 --> 00:11:26,599 I'm a queen, and you know that I'm a queen... 327 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,269 - First of all, you're a... No! - and it eats you alive. 328 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:32,472 Okay, so far, we've heard 82 fireable offenses. 329 00:11:32,473 --> 00:11:35,141 Ah, ah. Five of those were only alleged. 330 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:37,209 Okay, 77 confirmed offenses. 331 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:40,547 And you gave Payton and Shoemaker each full credit 332 00:11:40,548 --> 00:11:42,682 for the bus fire that they co-started. 333 00:11:42,683 --> 00:11:44,684 Fine, 76. 334 00:11:44,685 --> 00:11:46,419 Why are you suddenly defending them? 335 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:49,756 I'm the union rep, and I take care of my fellow teachers. 336 00:11:49,757 --> 00:11:51,558 [THUDS] Ow! Ow! 337 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:52,825 Ow! Aaah! 338 00:11:52,826 --> 00:11:54,226 Someone spilled coffee back here! 339 00:11:54,227 --> 00:11:56,696 Keep it down, numbnuts. I'm trying to talk here. 340 00:11:56,697 --> 00:11:58,364 You're just arguing for argument's sake. 341 00:11:58,365 --> 00:11:59,632 You hate them just as much as I do. 342 00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:00,901 Oh, really? 343 00:12:00,902 --> 00:12:02,903 It seems like this is a personal vendetta with you. 344 00:12:02,904 --> 00:12:04,504 I think the teacher's union 345 00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:07,774 would be very interested to hear about this. 346 00:12:07,775 --> 00:12:09,442 Well, thank you, Leslie, 347 00:12:09,443 --> 00:12:12,044 for your very much unexpected support. 348 00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:13,379 Let's keep this going. 349 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:15,648 - Phil, you like them. - Phil's a confessed Satanist. 350 00:12:15,649 --> 00:12:19,319 I'm an avowed Satanist. There is nothing to confess. 351 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,587 That's neat. 352 00:12:21,588 --> 00:12:23,456 The Doctors Greene. You guys like them. 353 00:12:23,457 --> 00:12:24,657 - Only one of us likes them. - Only one of us likes them. 354 00:12:24,658 --> 00:12:26,392 - You got to stop. You! - You got to stop. You! 355 00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:29,329 [THUDDING] 356 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,331 You know, is anybody gonna do something about that? 357 00:12:31,332 --> 00:12:32,532 I was injured on the job, 358 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,801 and I need to speak to my union representative! 359 00:12:34,802 --> 00:12:37,403 I said pipe down, Slips! 360 00:12:37,404 --> 00:12:39,071 Thank you all for being such good friends, 361 00:12:39,072 --> 00:12:41,207 but the man said never come back. 362 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:43,876 Oh, Fairbell, Loren is not your friend. 363 00:12:43,877 --> 00:12:45,478 You're right... He's my best friend. 364 00:12:45,479 --> 00:12:47,013 Oh, really? 365 00:12:47,014 --> 00:12:48,481 Did you know that your best friend 366 00:12:48,482 --> 00:12:50,350 had a bachelor party last night 367 00:12:50,351 --> 00:12:51,551 and didn't invite any of us 368 00:12:51,552 --> 00:12:53,619 because he's so embarrassed of us? 369 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,022 Again, I would not have gone had I been invited. 370 00:12:56,023 --> 00:12:59,425 Uh, yeah, Bach-Con 18? I was there. 371 00:12:59,426 --> 00:13:01,427 - Wait. You invited Fairbell? - Yeah. 372 00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:03,429 He said I could come as long as I didn't drink 373 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:04,631 and drove the party bus 374 00:13:04,632 --> 00:13:06,566 and didn't talk to anyone and waited outside. 375 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,969 Oh, so he basically used you 376 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,637 to drive his drunk friends around. 377 00:13:10,638 --> 00:13:11,972 [CHUCKLES] Jealous much? 378 00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:13,506 Loren, stop taking advantage of Fairbell. 379 00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:14,975 We all take advantage of Fairbell. 380 00:13:14,976 --> 00:13:18,845 I don't take advantage of... I guess that's not totally true. 381 00:13:18,846 --> 00:13:21,648 - Gross. - Where's this room already? 382 00:13:21,649 --> 00:13:23,383 Just follow the scariness. 383 00:13:23,384 --> 00:13:25,385 [THUMPING] 384 00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:27,820 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS] 385 00:13:30,591 --> 00:13:32,993 Is this the boiler room? 386 00:13:32,994 --> 00:13:35,595 All right, Fairbell. [GRUNTS] 387 00:13:35,596 --> 00:13:39,199 Where is this sicko that touched you in your gymnasium spots? 388 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,201 - Hey, I told you not to come back here! - Geez! 389 00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:43,069 - Whoa. - Well, I'll be... 390 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:44,522 Rod? 391 00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:48,675 [COUGHING] 392 00:13:48,676 --> 00:13:50,210 See, this is why I can't have company. 393 00:13:50,211 --> 00:13:51,343 [VOMITS] 394 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,181 So, it turns out that jam band 395 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,450 was an ISIS sleeper cell all along. 396 00:13:57,451 --> 00:14:00,453 And so I just sold off all the instruments I'd stolen, 397 00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:03,056 and I used that to get back to old Colorado. 398 00:14:03,057 --> 00:14:04,924 I knew I was gonna need a place to stay, 399 00:14:04,925 --> 00:14:06,459 so I came down here for a couple days, 400 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:09,396 and that... That turned into six weeks. 401 00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:10,797 Mm. 402 00:14:10,798 --> 00:14:12,131 But I like it, though! I like it. 403 00:14:12,132 --> 00:14:14,667 Yeah. Yeah. It's off the grid, you know? 404 00:14:14,668 --> 00:14:17,003 I mean, I'm still checking my e-mails. 405 00:14:17,004 --> 00:14:18,671 Sorry I couldn't make it to Bach-Con, brother. 406 00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:20,006 - [SCOFFS] - You were missed, dude. 407 00:14:20,007 --> 00:14:21,808 It was the party of the century. 408 00:14:21,809 --> 00:14:23,009 - Unbelievable. - Are you serious? 409 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:24,477 He said on the way home. [CHUCKLES] 410 00:14:24,478 --> 00:14:25,878 Hey, uh, 411 00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:29,548 what is Terry the Tariff the mascot doing down here? 412 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:31,618 Oh! [CHUCKLES] No, no! 413 00:14:31,619 --> 00:14:34,153 That's my sweet gal. That's Delilah. 414 00:14:34,154 --> 00:14:36,022 - That's your girlfriend? - I mean, we're not into labels. 415 00:14:36,023 --> 00:14:37,824 Are you wearing condoms with it? 416 00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:39,025 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 417 00:14:39,026 --> 00:14:41,428 I mean, she's got a past, I got a past, 418 00:14:41,429 --> 00:14:44,230 and I... you can't raise a kid in this environment. 419 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,765 Well, we're glad you're back, buddy. 420 00:14:45,766 --> 00:14:47,434 What? Who told you that? 421 00:14:47,435 --> 00:14:49,502 No! No way! I'm not going back! No! 422 00:14:49,503 --> 00:14:52,171 Everybody's stabbing each other in the back, 423 00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:54,441 labeling each other "work friends." 424 00:14:54,442 --> 00:14:55,975 This is worse than high school. 425 00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:58,245 Yeah. No, I've been listening to all your bullshit 426 00:14:58,246 --> 00:14:59,712 through the ducts all day. 427 00:14:59,713 --> 00:15:01,314 It's sad. 428 00:15:01,315 --> 00:15:03,182 That's the problem with the outside world. 429 00:15:03,183 --> 00:15:05,318 Everybody's got to wear a mask. 430 00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:06,919 Oh, come on, Rod. I mean... 431 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,321 No, no, no, no. Let's hear him out. 432 00:15:08,322 --> 00:15:09,789 You know, some people wear masks. 433 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,190 Some people bang them. 434 00:15:11,191 --> 00:15:13,192 You get out, and you never come back, all right? 435 00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:15,728 For like the fourth time in my life, I'm happy. 436 00:15:15,729 --> 00:15:18,998 Just let me be the best Rod I can be! 437 00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:20,199 Rod, I got to know... 438 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,269 Did you really touch Fairbell in his no-no's? 439 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:24,403 No, I was pushing him back in the vent. 440 00:15:24,404 --> 00:15:27,140 Fairbell, you got to learn more words to describe stuff. 441 00:15:27,141 --> 00:15:29,075 - This is my swimsuit area. - Oh, God. 442 00:15:29,076 --> 00:15:31,678 You get out of here and don't tell anybody I'm down here! 443 00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:32,879 Whatever. 444 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,213 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 445 00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:35,949 Okay, okay! 446 00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:40,086 I am ashamed that so many of you feel this way! 447 00:15:40,087 --> 00:15:42,555 We will put it to a vote. 448 00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:45,558 If you decide that the lovable rascals should be fired, 449 00:15:45,559 --> 00:15:48,227 well, then, that's what I will do. 450 00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:49,628 I will fire them. 451 00:15:49,629 --> 00:15:51,298 I think we all know where Tammy stands. 452 00:15:51,299 --> 00:15:54,767 MAN: So, no, while you can't sue the co-workers themselves 453 00:15:54,768 --> 00:15:55,768 for their misconduct, 454 00:15:55,769 --> 00:16:00,106 you can sue your employer under the hostile work environment statute. 455 00:16:00,107 --> 00:16:02,041 You want them fired, stand to the left. 456 00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:04,177 If you're against it, stand to the right. 457 00:16:04,178 --> 00:16:05,645 [ALL MURMURING] 458 00:16:05,646 --> 00:16:09,582 Okay, you are the last two that I thought would do this. 459 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,783 Really? 460 00:16:10,784 --> 00:16:12,585 Someone please drag me to the fire side? 461 00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:14,787 What? This is unbelievable! 462 00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:16,789 Are you kidding? We're a family! 463 00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:19,125 Quinn! This isn't a family... This is a school. 464 00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:21,394 And the faculty wants a professional work environment 465 00:16:21,395 --> 00:16:23,196 where hard work and dedication are rewarded 466 00:16:23,197 --> 00:16:25,198 and bad behavior and laziness are punished. 467 00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:26,666 - No way. - What? No. 468 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:27,704 - No, no. - What are... What are you doing? 469 00:16:27,705 --> 00:16:29,068 Where are you going? 470 00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:30,403 MAN: You should have your priorities in check. 471 00:16:30,404 --> 00:16:32,071 Ugh! Quinn: Got some flip-flops on the beach today. 472 00:16:32,072 --> 00:16:33,072 Let's do a little recount here. 473 00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:34,741 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... 474 00:16:34,742 --> 00:16:36,209 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... 475 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:39,612 Okay, well, we got one more on the fire side right now. 476 00:16:39,613 --> 00:16:42,882 Tell you what. [SIGHS] 477 00:16:42,883 --> 00:16:45,685 We might need to consider adding an electoral college here. 478 00:16:45,686 --> 00:16:46,953 [ALL GROAN] Quinn! 479 00:16:46,954 --> 00:16:48,154 It's over! 480 00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:49,889 [ALL MURMURING] 481 00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:51,157 Final question, and then I'll drop it. 482 00:16:51,158 --> 00:16:54,027 - There is no escape room. - No, there's not an escape room! 483 00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:55,494 At all. 484 00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:57,630 So, you invited a bum 485 00:16:57,631 --> 00:17:00,567 who lives in a boiler room and boinks a foam mascot, 486 00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:02,235 and you're ashamed of us? 487 00:17:02,236 --> 00:17:03,703 Oh, I'm sorry Rod doesn't have 488 00:17:03,704 --> 00:17:06,172 an anonymous online relationship like you, Abbey. 489 00:17:06,173 --> 00:17:09,709 That Delilah reminds me of someone. 490 00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,711 Julie! The hair. [LAUGHS] 491 00:17:11,712 --> 00:17:13,446 Oh, shut up, Fairbell! 492 00:17:13,447 --> 00:17:15,514 You're the whole reason we're even in this mess! 493 00:17:15,515 --> 00:17:16,583 Hey, you leave my number-one 494 00:17:16,584 --> 00:17:18,985 special guy designated driver out of this! 495 00:17:18,986 --> 00:17:20,387 It's not his fault you're so stupid 496 00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:22,321 you can't figure out the clue. 497 00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:23,856 Oh! We forgot the clue! 498 00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:25,524 Oh, well, that is just great! 499 00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:27,060 You guys screwed it up again! 500 00:17:27,061 --> 00:17:28,061 You're all idiots! 501 00:17:28,062 --> 00:17:29,462 - I'm an idiot? - Yeah, you're an idiot. 502 00:17:29,463 --> 00:17:30,597 You're the idiot 503 00:17:30,598 --> 00:17:32,198 who's been's trying to figure out this clue! 504 00:17:32,199 --> 00:17:34,133 [THUDDING] 505 00:17:34,134 --> 00:17:35,602 Okay. Nobody... 506 00:17:35,603 --> 00:17:37,136 [RUMBLING] 507 00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:38,805 [THUDS] 508 00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:41,474 - Ohh! - Oh, my God. Oh! 509 00:17:41,475 --> 00:17:43,009 - Ohh! - [COUGHS] 510 00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:46,279 Oh, I think I tore one of my swimsuit parts! 511 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,346 Oh, God. 512 00:17:47,347 --> 00:17:49,216 Look what your fat torso did, Shoemaker! 513 00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:51,951 [GROANING] 514 00:17:51,952 --> 00:17:54,020 - Does Trebin have snakes? - That's a good question. 515 00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:55,288 We should see if we can find some. 516 00:17:55,289 --> 00:17:57,223 - No, he doesn't have sn... - [AIR HISSING] 517 00:17:57,224 --> 00:17:58,825 That's a gas leak. Gas leak! 518 00:17:58,826 --> 00:18:00,093 - We got to get out. - Oh, my God. 519 00:18:00,094 --> 00:18:01,360 - Gas leak! Gas leak! - Oh, my God! 520 00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:02,762 - Ohhh! Aaah! - Oh! 521 00:18:02,763 --> 00:18:04,631 Put your fingers... plug it up! 522 00:18:04,632 --> 00:18:06,833 - Tammy! - Tammy! Tammy, come on! 523 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,501 Let us out of here! 524 00:18:08,502 --> 00:18:10,770 [GASPING] We're stuck! 525 00:18:10,771 --> 00:18:11,838 Oho! 526 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:14,441 Rod! Rod said that he could hear us. 527 00:18:14,442 --> 00:18:16,443 ALL: Rod! Rod! 528 00:18:16,444 --> 00:18:17,444 - There's gas! - Delilah! 529 00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:20,246 - Rod! Rod! - Rod! 530 00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:22,581 Don't look at me like that, D. 531 00:18:22,582 --> 00:18:24,517 All right? You know I can't get involved. 532 00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:26,719 - Rod! - Rod! 533 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:30,257 You, too? Come on! Ugh! 534 00:18:30,258 --> 00:18:31,925 Yeah, I suppose it's fitting 535 00:18:31,926 --> 00:18:33,392 that we're gonna die here together. 536 00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:35,795 We've been slowly dying together for years. 537 00:18:35,796 --> 00:18:39,065 I just hope my funeral is as woke as my wedding was gonna be. 538 00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:41,734 Yeah, I have something to confess, Loren. 539 00:18:41,735 --> 00:18:43,402 I've always thought you were cool. 540 00:18:43,403 --> 00:18:44,537 Yeah? 541 00:18:44,538 --> 00:18:47,406 Yeah, I-I just always feel so bad about myself, 542 00:18:47,407 --> 00:18:49,342 I could never bring myself to say it. [COUGHS] 543 00:18:49,343 --> 00:18:51,144 Well, I've always thought your tattoos are cool, man. 544 00:18:51,145 --> 00:18:52,545 Really? 545 00:18:52,546 --> 00:18:55,482 [COUGHS] Not the stuff on the left or below the elbows, 546 00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:57,817 but [COUGHS] a couple of the others. 547 00:18:57,818 --> 00:19:00,687 - Yeah, that's valid. - Do me. Do me. 548 00:19:00,688 --> 00:19:03,155 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 549 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:07,494 [CRYING] That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 550 00:19:07,495 --> 00:19:09,628 [SOBBING] 551 00:19:09,629 --> 00:19:11,831 You know, my feelings were hurt 552 00:19:11,832 --> 00:19:13,500 when you didn't invite me to your bachelor party. 553 00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:15,127 - No! - I just wanted to be 554 00:19:15,128 --> 00:19:17,837 accepted by you guys and feel like I was an equal. 555 00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:20,573 - I do see you as an equal! - We do! 556 00:19:20,574 --> 00:19:23,776 God, nobody even came to my bachelor party. [GASPS] 557 00:19:23,777 --> 00:19:25,312 My college friends were a no-show. 558 00:19:25,313 --> 00:19:27,046 - I was totally alone. - It's true. 559 00:19:27,047 --> 00:19:29,782 Nobody was there, and he made me promise not to tell anybody. 560 00:19:29,783 --> 00:19:31,117 So now you're just telling everybody? 561 00:19:31,118 --> 00:19:33,452 - You just told everybody! - Well, it's my bachelor party. 562 00:19:33,453 --> 00:19:34,721 It was the party of the century! 563 00:19:34,722 --> 00:19:36,122 He is so loyal! 564 00:19:36,123 --> 00:19:37,924 I should have just invited all of you guys. 565 00:19:37,925 --> 00:19:39,526 You're my only real friends. 566 00:19:39,527 --> 00:19:42,529 I'd have gone, okay? I would have gone! 567 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,063 I didn't have anything to do. 568 00:19:44,064 --> 00:19:45,732 I just sat at home with Tampa 569 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:48,001 and a colicky Dealin' Dave Chrysler-Jeep-Kia 570 00:19:48,002 --> 00:19:50,537 all night! It was terrible! 571 00:19:50,538 --> 00:19:52,271 Sometimes I think volleyball's irrelevant, 572 00:19:52,272 --> 00:19:54,674 and I sit in the tub, and I hold my Discman over the water, 573 00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:56,809 but I don't have the guts to drop it in! 574 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:59,212 [CHUCKLING] Hey, guys, look. Look. 575 00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:01,147 [LAUGHING] It's like a little baby's penis. 576 00:20:01,148 --> 00:20:03,616 - So immature. - It's my dick. 577 00:20:03,617 --> 00:20:04,817 [COUGHING] 578 00:20:04,818 --> 00:20:08,621 I did it. I got a joke. 579 00:20:08,622 --> 00:20:11,290 [LAUGH ECHOES] 580 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,559 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. 581 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,827 - Uh-huh. Wow. - Yep. 582 00:20:14,828 --> 00:20:17,496 You got some minor cuts and bruises, 583 00:20:17,497 --> 00:20:18,965 some dust inhalation, 584 00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:21,368 and just eyeballing it, one torn nut. 585 00:20:21,369 --> 00:20:23,770 Okay, so, uh, what kind of long-term effects 586 00:20:23,771 --> 00:20:26,105 are we looking at from the gas exposure? 587 00:20:26,106 --> 00:20:27,707 That's compressed air. 588 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,308 Yeah, they turned off Trebin's gas years ago. 589 00:20:29,309 --> 00:20:31,711 You think they trust that guy with gas? 590 00:20:31,712 --> 00:20:33,913 - [LAUGHTER] Too much. - Wait. That's just regular air? 591 00:20:33,914 --> 00:20:35,314 - Yeah. - Yeah. 592 00:20:35,315 --> 00:20:37,116 I take it all back. I take back everything I said! 593 00:20:37,117 --> 00:20:38,585 Were you guys in the ducts again? 594 00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:40,453 Of course they were. They were just gonna cheat... 595 00:20:40,454 --> 00:20:42,255 Wait. You've been in there before? 596 00:20:42,256 --> 00:20:43,456 You know what? 597 00:20:43,457 --> 00:20:44,991 There was a reason you were there, am I correct? 598 00:20:44,992 --> 00:20:46,926 Yeah. There is. There is. We went up there. 599 00:20:46,927 --> 00:20:48,127 You would not believe what we found. 600 00:20:48,128 --> 00:20:49,196 - No! No, no! - There was... 601 00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:52,198 We've... What we've found 602 00:20:52,199 --> 00:20:54,546 is that we're all just, uh... 603 00:20:55,403 --> 00:20:57,604 We're all just cheaters. 604 00:20:57,605 --> 00:20:59,538 We cheated. 605 00:20:59,539 --> 00:21:01,140 Isn't that right? 606 00:21:01,141 --> 00:21:03,743 I probably would have worded it different, but he's right. 607 00:21:03,744 --> 00:21:05,612 And you were all in on this? 608 00:21:05,613 --> 00:21:08,681 We were in it together... like friends. 609 00:21:08,682 --> 00:21:10,549 You happy, Poindexter? 610 00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:14,621 Your little "Escape Room" ploy really worked. 611 00:21:14,622 --> 00:21:17,424 - What are you talking about? - There was no escape room. 612 00:21:17,425 --> 00:21:20,026 It was an intervention to get Quinn to fire you. 613 00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,961 We took a vote, and you all lost by one person. 614 00:21:21,962 --> 00:21:25,031 Okay, well, then, where is Quinn? 615 00:21:25,032 --> 00:21:26,966 Think, Geoffrey. 616 00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:31,688 If I were an escape room clue, where would I be? 617 00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:34,040 Just a chair. 618 00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,576 Wait, it was a trick? What about that stupid riddle? 619 00:21:36,577 --> 00:21:38,445 God, I told you... Those were Metallica lyrics. 620 00:21:38,446 --> 00:21:39,853 You don't listen to me at all. 621 00:21:39,854 --> 00:21:41,915 Those are just made-up nonsense words. 622 00:21:41,916 --> 00:21:43,650 - Uh, agree to disagree, Sweens. - Yeah, there was actual... 623 00:21:43,651 --> 00:21:46,786 - Who do you think knows more? - Hey! Hey! 624 00:21:46,787 --> 00:21:49,789 We got enough votes to fire you. 625 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:52,725 So... and I'm so going to enjoy doing this... 626 00:21:52,726 --> 00:21:53,993 You are... 627 00:21:53,994 --> 00:21:55,394 Not so fast, all right? 628 00:21:55,395 --> 00:21:56,863 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 629 00:21:56,864 --> 00:21:59,065 [CHUCKLING] Yeah! Yeah, I'm not dead. 630 00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:00,733 I've just been in the basement, humping stuff. 631 00:22:00,734 --> 00:22:01,801 - Oh. - Oh. 632 00:22:01,802 --> 00:22:03,136 It's a long story. I just... 633 00:22:03,137 --> 00:22:05,872 First, I-I'd like to cast my vote. 634 00:22:05,873 --> 00:22:09,142 Excuse me, sir, but this is faculty only. 635 00:22:09,143 --> 00:22:11,878 - Eh, he's faculty. - Yeah, that figures. 636 00:22:11,879 --> 00:22:13,613 Not anymore. 637 00:22:13,614 --> 00:22:18,084 And the History Department is full now, so, Steven... 638 00:22:18,085 --> 00:22:21,220 - Typical Julie. - You're the worst, Julie! 639 00:22:21,221 --> 00:22:24,157 I believe there's a Miata-sized hole in the lunchroom staff. 640 00:22:24,158 --> 00:22:26,626 - That's totally right. - Right? What do you say, Rod? 641 00:22:26,627 --> 00:22:29,428 The cafeteria, huh? Is that, uh... 642 00:22:29,429 --> 00:22:31,097 Is that, like, nearby the boiler room? 643 00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:33,967 I have no idea why that's relevant, but it's close. 644 00:22:33,968 --> 00:22:36,903 Well, it's a short commute. 645 00:22:36,904 --> 00:22:39,172 Yeah, yeah. I'll take it! Yeah. Yeah. 646 00:22:39,173 --> 00:22:41,040 Fantastic! All right. 647 00:22:41,041 --> 00:22:44,109 Lunch Lady Knorr, how do you cast your vote? 648 00:22:47,315 --> 00:22:48,648 Yeah, they can stay. 649 00:22:48,649 --> 00:22:49,716 - Yes! - Yeah! 650 00:22:49,717 --> 00:22:52,251 - He can vote? - Oh, my God. 651 00:22:52,252 --> 00:22:54,120 Hey, so, like, uh, who's hungry, right? 652 00:22:54,121 --> 00:22:55,922 - Oh, my God. - Ohh. 653 00:22:55,923 --> 00:22:57,553 Please, no. 654 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,927 LOREN: Dos m?s cervezas, por favor. 655 00:23:00,928 --> 00:23:02,395 Thank you. 656 00:23:02,396 --> 00:23:03,396 You know what? 657 00:23:03,397 --> 00:23:04,797 As of right now, 658 00:23:04,798 --> 00:23:06,733 I'm gonna consider this my real bachelor party... 659 00:23:06,734 --> 00:23:08,468 - Aww! - with my real friends. 660 00:23:08,469 --> 00:23:10,470 - Aww! Yeah. - [CHUCKLES] 661 00:23:10,471 --> 00:23:12,672 - And the keys, please. - There you go. 662 00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:14,206 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 663 00:23:14,207 --> 00:23:17,142 Try to have so much fun, I can hear it outside. 664 00:23:17,879 --> 00:23:20,146 You don't make him sit in the car all night, do you? 665 00:23:20,147 --> 00:23:22,214 I crack the windows. He's fine. 666 00:23:22,215 --> 00:23:23,549 All right, well... 667 00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:25,017 All right, then. What do we do, huh? 668 00:23:25,018 --> 00:23:27,553 We gonna get a couple of ladies of ill repute? 669 00:23:27,554 --> 00:23:28,888 Now you are talking. 670 00:23:28,889 --> 00:23:31,357 Yeah, I mean, that is, I don't want to offend you. 671 00:23:31,358 --> 00:23:32,559 Oh, no, no, no. I'm... I'm cool. 672 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,427 I'm a cool chick. 673 00:23:34,428 --> 00:23:35,561 - Yeah, you are. - You're into it? 674 00:23:35,562 --> 00:23:36,763 - Yeah. - [LAUGHS] 675 00:23:36,764 --> 00:23:37,964 Is there a number we call? 676 00:23:37,965 --> 00:23:39,900 - Can you Postmates a stripper? - ROD: Hey, are you... 677 00:23:39,901 --> 00:23:41,634 Are you guys looking to have a good time? 678 00:23:41,635 --> 00:23:42,969 Like, you know, like, a good... 679 00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:45,037 Like, a good time? 680 00:23:45,038 --> 00:23:47,240 I know a real nasty broad. 681 00:23:47,241 --> 00:23:48,775 Works cheap, too. 682 00:23:48,776 --> 00:23:49,842 Jesus, Rod. 683 00:23:49,843 --> 00:23:52,245 Don't worry. I'll... I'll introduce you. 684 00:23:52,246 --> 00:23:55,715 No. Uh, Rod, wait. Wait. 685 00:23:55,716 --> 00:23:58,118 Okay, I'm, like, legit worried. 686 00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,652 We need to get him to a shrink. 687 00:23:59,653 --> 00:24:01,121 That's definitely a good idea. 688 00:24:01,122 --> 00:24:03,055 - I bet Sweens will talk to him. - Sweens! 689 00:24:03,056 --> 00:24:04,124 - Oh! - Problem solved. 690 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:05,858 He loves... He loves this kind of stuff. 691 00:24:05,859 --> 00:24:07,127 692 00:24:07,128 --> 00:24:10,196 Where is the darn clue?! 693 00:24:10,197 --> 00:24:11,998 [PANTING] 694 00:24:11,999 --> 00:24:15,135 Oh, I bet you're back there... 695 00:24:15,136 --> 00:24:17,137 behind the radiator. 696 00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:19,205 [BREATHES SHARPLY] Come on! 697 00:24:19,206 --> 00:24:22,008 [GRUNTING] 698 00:24:22,009 --> 00:24:23,409 Aah! 699 00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:25,946 [PANTING] Oh, oh, oh! 700 00:24:25,947 --> 00:24:27,720 Dear Lord. 701 00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:32,320 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50837

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