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All right,
so we replaced your pads,
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resurfaced your rotors,
and adjusted your calipers.
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Great. Please tell me that
means you fixed my brakes.
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[chuckles] Well, let's just say
I don't expect your car
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on my lawn again.
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[chuckles]
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You can go and settle this up
with Tina in the office.
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Your car's in the back
getting washed.
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Ooh, your shop
is so fancy.
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Well, you also get a
complimentary air freshener.
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Pine tree,
cinnamon vanilla,
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or my personal favorite,
"New Calvin Smell."
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Is that like
"new car smell"?
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Yeah, but with notes
of cocoa butter and swagger.
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[both chuckle]
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Ooh, I've never seen
you at work before.
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Look at you,
Mrs. Businesswoman.
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Balancing the books,
invoicing suppliers...
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Girl, I'm on Facebook.
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My cousin just changed
her relationship status
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to "it's complicated,"
and we know what that means.
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Here comes the Bible quotes
and the bikini pictures.
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[chuckles] Calvin told
me to give you this.
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Oh, no, no.
Don't be ridiculous.
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We're not charging you.
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What are you talking
about? It's $300.
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Calvin rotored my caterpillars
and padded my surfaces.
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Gemma, we're friends, okay?
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Don't worry about it.
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No. Really, Tina,
I appreciate the thought,
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but I have to pay you.
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Gemma Johnson,
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I just called you a friend.
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And friends do things
for each other,
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so don't insult me when I'm
trying to show you some love.
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Are you sure?
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Girl, don't make me cut
your brake lines.
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Have you actually
ever done that?
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No.
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Well, in that case, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Now come help me find
a Bible verse that says
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"Stick to a one-piece."
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[speaks indistinctly]
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Hey, Calvin.
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Oh. Thanks for taking
care of our car.
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Not a problem, Dave.
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You guys did a great job.
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We try.
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Oh, and thanks so much
for comping the bill.
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Oh, what's that, now?
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You know how you hooked us up
with the car.
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Who knew you were so generous?
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Not me.
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Well, I owe you one.
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You owe me a lot more than one.
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What's that, buddy?
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Oh, nothing, buddy.
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Tina!
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Tina! Tina!
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Ooh, Dad seems
pissed. We should go.
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Yeah, Dad seems pissed.
We should stay.
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What are you yelling about?
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Is Leon selling meat out
of the back of his van again?
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Did you tell the Johnsons they
didn't have to pay their bill?
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Yeah. Why?
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Why?
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Because 300 bucks
is a lot of money.
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That's like 60 rib eyes.
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Wait, so those steaks
are five bucks apiece?
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Yeah, Pop, that's
not real meat.
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Gemma's my friend.
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It's not like we're
hurting for money.
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It's not about the money.
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It's about that
you didn't ask me.
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Why do I have to ask you?
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Because I'm the boss.
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Yep, Mom is pissed.
We should go.
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Yeah.
This time I agree.
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Calvin, I didn't realize
I had a boss.
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I thought I had
a business partner.
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Babe, you know
what I'm saying.
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All right? It, it's
a division of labor.
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Mm-hmm.I'm the boss at the shop.
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You're the boss
here at home.
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[laughs]
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[both laughing]
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Wha-- Why-why
are we laughing?
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Oh...
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'Cause you thought
I would buy that nonsense.
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Calvin Butler, love of my life,
partner at home and at work...
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I made a decision
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and I expect for you
to respect that.
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[knocking on door]
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Okay, so was that
a "I love you" kiss
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or a "you need
to let this go" kiss?
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We'll go with both.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi.
Hey.
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We just wanted to stop by
and say thanks again
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for taking such good care
of us down at the shop.
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Aw, don't be ridiculous.
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It's our pleasure.
Right, Calvin?
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300%.
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But, you know, we
talked about it,
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and it just feels wrong
to let you do it for free.
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[quietly]:
All right.
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Which is why we want to have you
over for dinner tomorrow.
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Well, that's
wonderful.
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We'll bring the wine.
You want to pick one out?
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Ooh, I don't know. We
might have to taste it first.
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I might need to taste it twice.
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[chuckling]
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[Calvin chuckles]
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I want that money, Dave.
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What?
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And don't tell our wives.
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I tell Gemma everything.
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Even when she asks me not to.
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Well, on behalf of both of us,
keep your mouth shut.
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So, if the chicken
had six eggs,
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and the farmer
took away five,
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what did the
chicken have left?
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Where do chicken babies
come from?
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Oh. Well, that's
an interesting question.
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You see, instead of genitals...
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...hens and roosters have a
special hole called a cloaca...
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that's used for both going to
the bathroom and making babies.
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If you don't know, just say so.
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Did he just trick me
into finishing his homework?
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Hey, Gemma.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Uh, I was thinking.
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You know, maybe we pay Calvin
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for the work
that he did on the car.
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I asked,
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but Tina threatened
to cut my brake lines.
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I think, playfully.
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I know, it's just--
it's the principle of the thing.
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You know, where I come from,
a man gets paid
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for the work that he does.
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First of all, we come
from the same place.
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[chuckles]
Uh, hello.
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East Kalamazoo is an entirely
different world
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from Hickory Corners.
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And second, it would be rude.
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Tina explicitly said she didn't
want us to pay.
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I know, but people say things
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that they don't mean
all the time.
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Like, when I floated the idea of
becoming an amateur beekeeper,
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and you told me to do
what I want.
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You're right.
I definitely didn't mean that.
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See?
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And how many times
did you get stung?
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We still don't know
that those were my bees.
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So we agree.
We're not paying them, right?
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[sighs]
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Okay.
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Good. Now I'm gonna
go tuck in Grover,
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before he starts looking
for his cloaca.
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Yeah, Malcolm and Marty.
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What do the Butler boys got
crackalackin' tonight?
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Well, Marty and I are checking
out this new dating app.
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You would not believe all
the fine women on here.
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Ooh-ooh!
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Excuse me.
Are these seats taken?
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Yeah, I think there was
some guy here or something.
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What? What?
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What the hell is
wrong with you two?
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You online shopping when
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you already in the mall.
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Look, the game has
changed, Ernie.
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We would have to have a whole
conversation with those girls
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to find out if
we were a match.
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Yeah, but with the app,
we already know,
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and we just swipe right.Mmm.
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Well, back in my day, if
a woman didn't like you,
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she literally
swiped you away.
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Once, I got swiped off a boat.
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[phone buzzes and dings]Oh! I got my first match.
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Oh, she is fine.
She likes baseball,
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she's into poetry,
and her name is Ebony.
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[phone buzzes and beeps]
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Ha-ha! Houston,
we have liftoff.
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I got a match, too.
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Yeah, her name
is... Ebony.
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Oh...
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let the games begin.
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Dave.
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Dave.
Where are you?
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I'm right here.
What? [muttering]
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Why you scaring me
like that?
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I'm on the down-low.
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Just so you know,
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in this neighborhood, that
doesn't mean what you think.
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Whatever. Look...
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Got your money.Great.
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But I can't give
it to you.
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Why not?
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Because Gemma wants to
respect Tina's decision.
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So you see
my situation.
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I want to pay you.
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But I can't.
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Dave, why are you
wasting my time right now?
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Because I believe that paying
you is the right thing to do.
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A man deserves to be paid
for the work that he does.
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Okay, so give me the money.
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But, then I'd be going
behind my wife's back,
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and I don't think that's the
right thing to do, either.
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Oh... okay.
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I see, you one
of those kind of dudes.
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What do you mean?
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Oh, you know, the kind that's
afraid to do the right thing,
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so you hide behind your wife.
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Are you calling me a
Hickory Corners kind of man?
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That is as confusing to me
as "the down-low" is to you.
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Okay, you know what?
Fine. Here.
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Look. Take the money.Cool.
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But just so you know,
I feel super guilty,
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because I've never
lied to Gemma before.
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Plus...
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I'm a terrible liar.
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What are you
guys doing?
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W-We're just having a late night
meeting for our recycling club.
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Oh. Cool.
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I just lied to my son!
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I feel horrible.
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Yeah.
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So do I.
Really?
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No.
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See? That's how you lie.
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Oh!
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We've done
a horrible thing.
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I need to put
a bell on you.
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I feel so guilty about lying
to Gemma, sneaking around
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on her
on the down-low.
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Okay, you've got to
stop saying that,
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or look up what it means.
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I can't even look her
in the eye.
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I spent all breakfast
focusing on her left nostril.
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I can't do this
anymore, Calvin.
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I have to tell her
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about this and that
stray nose hair.
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Look, you've already
committed the crime.
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There's no way
you can undo it.
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You could give me
back the money.
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Like I said, there's
no way you can undo it.
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But...
Look, Dave,
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how will knowing the truth
make Gemma feel?
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I don't know, hurt,
angry, betrayed.
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Exactly, so by you telling her,
all you'll be doing
255
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,699
is making yourself
feel better.
256
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,788
I guess.
257
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:45,530
Be a good husband, Dave.
Keep lying to your wife.
258
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,534
I just wish that lying
came easier to me.
259
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:50,797
Oh, hey, Dave,
what are you doing here?
260
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,494
Calvin and I are gonna
donate blood.
261
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,541
Oh, really?
That's great.
262
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,718
I've been trying to get him
to go for years.
263
00:11:58,761 --> 00:11:59,849
So what's your secret, Dave?
264
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,242
My secret?
I don't have a secret.
265
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,896
I'm not feeling too well.
Anybody else feel dizzy?
266
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,423
Well, it sounds like you
shouldn't be giving blood.
267
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,294
Calvin, looks like you
got to go without him.
268
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,382
[laughing]:
Okay.
269
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,123
All right.
270
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,124
I'll make sure
271
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,822
he gives some later.
272
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,566
You've been on that phone
since I got home from work.
273
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,133
What's going on?
274
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,005
Just asking out this girl
I met on this app last night.
275
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,094
Oh, nice.
What's her name?
276
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,573
Ebony.
277
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:31,620
Good. You just answered
my next question.
278
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,625
[vocalizing]
279
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,366
Hey, guys.
280
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,934
Hey, baby. I just finished
folding your laundry.
281
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,023
Oh, good, 'cause I think
my lucky shirt's in there,
282
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,634
and I'm-a need it for my date
with Ebony. [chuckles]
283
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,420
Huh.
284
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:52,989
What are the odds of you both
talking to girls named Eb...?
285
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,689
Aw, hell no.
286
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,129
You both got my hopes up
for nothing.
287
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,565
That girl's a ho.
288
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,523
No, she's not.
289
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,525
Oh, yeah? What kind of girl
290
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,527
dates two brothers
at the same time?
291
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,746
She doesn't know
we're brothers.
292
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,575
Yeah, Mom, that
would be weird.
293
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,709
You know, I-I-I can't
believe you two.
294
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:20,103
You mean to tell me that,
in a world full of women,
295
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,279
you'll seriously risk
your relationship
296
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,846
fighting over the same girl?
297
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:25,935
Definitely.
Yes.
298
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,371
Yes.
Absolutely.
299
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,419
So, how you
holding up, man?
300
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,116
Terrible.
301
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,944
I still can't look
Gemma in the eye.
302
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,206
I feel like she's gonna know.
303
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,295
Don't you go
Hickory Corners on me.
304
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:44,258
This is so nice.
Thanks again for having us.
305
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,303
Oh, please. It's our pleasure.
Right, Dave?
306
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,697
[chuckles]:
Yeah.
307
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,662
What are you
looking at, Dave?
308
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,403
There's a bug.
309
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,536
Oh-oh, yeah,
310
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,973
yeah, I see it, too.
It's, uh... Oh!
311
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,235
There. Got it.
312
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:08,064
Calvin.
What?
313
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,240
It looked like the bitey kind.
314
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,286
West Nile is in these streets.
315
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,246
You know what,
we should toast.
316
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,335
Dave, why don't you pour
everyone some more wine?
317
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,598
Yeah, that's a great idea.
318
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,253
Okay.
319
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,907
Calvin, here you go.
320
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:27,388
Tina.
Thank you.
321
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,258
Dear...
322
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,260
[gasps] Dave!
Oh, no!
323
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,522
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry..
324
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,350
I got to go
clean this up.Oh, my goodness.
325
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,526
I'm so sorry.It got all over your couch--
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
326
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,745
Wrong wife, Dave.
327
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,274
Dude.
328
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,233
What is wrong
with you, man?
329
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,365
You got to pull
it together. I can't!
330
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:52,282
My hands are all sweaty, my
heart is pounding in my throat.
331
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:56,330
Oh, you mean like the way I felt
when I had to give blood today?
332
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,203
Huh?
333
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,468
It took her four stabs
to find a vein.
334
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:10,039
What is up with Dave?
He's been acting so weird.
335
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,302
Yeah, even for him.
336
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:15,436
You know, Calvin's
been acting funny, too.
337
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,872
How?
338
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,483
Well, if a mosquito
was gonna give Dave West Nile,
339
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,268
I don't think Calvin
would stop it.
340
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,402
Maybe it's because
they're in the same club.
341
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,795
What club?
342
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,189
The recycling club.
343
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,278
I saw them outside last night
whispering about it.
344
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,412
Oh, really?
345
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,502
Yeah, then Dad gave
Mr. Calvin some money.
346
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,464
How much money?
347
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:47,120
I don't know, probably like
a million dollars.
348
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:49,905
Hmm.
349
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,907
Okay, sweetie, why don't you
run off to bed?
350
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,345
Okay... but save that
empty bottle for me.
351
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,913
I want to join that club
and get paid.
352
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,746
You know, that little boy is
getting blacker and blacker.
353
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,402
I can't believe
Dave gave Calvin that money.
354
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:11,492
I specifically told him I was
trying to honor our friendship.
355
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,320
I told Calvin the same thing,
356
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,278
but apparently their egos
are more important.
357
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,367
This could have gotten
really ugly.
358
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,195
If you'd found out
about Dave paying Calvin
359
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,805
and thought that
I was okay with it...
360
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,024
I would've been pissed.
361
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,721
Yeah, and then we would've
been in a fight.
362
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,985
[chuckles]
Not a real one.
363
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,162
You don't want
to catch these hands.
364
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,773
And all because of them.
365
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,427
They should be taught a lesson.
366
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,602
How?
367
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,821
Maybe we should get
into a fight.
368
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:40,825
Okay. But I don't want
to catch those hands.
369
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:47,136
Come on, man, look, we just
have to make it through dinner
370
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,008
and we never have to
see each other again.
371
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,188
How is that gonna
fix my problem?
372
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,365
It doesn't.
It fixes mine.
373
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,498
You know, I cannot believe you,
Gemma Johnson!
374
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,370
We're supposed to be
friends, but you're...
375
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,154
you're just the liar next door.
376
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,375
We are friends, Tina.
377
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,638
You have to believe me,
I didn't know.
378
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,118
Okay, what is going on?
379
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,337
I found out the truth
that Dave gave you the money.
380
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:17,688
Oh, okay.
Oh, God.
381
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:21,388
And that Gemma was the one
who forced you both to do it.
382
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,693
Yes.
What?
383
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,521
Yes, it was her.
384
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,002
You know what, Tina?
385
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,570
I am sick of you
and your false accusations.
386
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:32,312
Disrespect me one more time
and see what happens.
387
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:39,145
Oh, really, you little
fake-ass Barbie?
388
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,450
[gasps]
389
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,887
What you gonna do?
390
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,150
Tell me what you gonna do.
391
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,934
Oh, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
392
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,588
I'm gonna make you
catch these hands.
393
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,459
Whoa, whoa, whoa![overlapping shouting]
394
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,157
Did you hear what
she said to me?!
395
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,549
Tina, please.
396
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:55,813
Gemma had nothing
to do with this.
397
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,598
She didn't?
398
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:58,773
No.
399
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,992
Is this true, Calvin?
400
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,517
Yeah, he's right, babe.
401
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,692
It was all Dave.
402
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,655
Seriously, Calvin?
403
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,484
Look, fine,
it was both of us.
404
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,964
We're really sorry.
405
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,451
Yay! [laughs]
We got you!
406
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,930
We were just pretending
to fight.
407
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,455
Oh, my God!
You were so good.
408
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,152
Oh, my God, no,
you were so good.
409
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,588
"The liar next door."
410
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,243
You know, that just came
to me in the moment.
411
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,853
Oh, my God,
you're so good.Now, hold on.
412
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:39,422
This whole thing was fake just
to make us look like fools?
413
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,163
Yeah, and it worked.
[laughs]
414
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,733
My heart is racing.
415
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,039
Oh, my God, I'm pumped.
Let's go out.
416
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,738
Yeah, maybe get
into a real fight.
417
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,566
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow your roll, Gemma.
418
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,872
Hold up,
419
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,265
y'all just
gonna leave us?
420
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:59,138
Hell yeah. You two totally
went behind our backs
421
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,966
when we were supposed
to be partners.
422
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,186
Yeah, Dave, if I wanted
to marry a liar,
423
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,319
I would have stayed
in Hickory Corners.
424
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,891
Damn, dude, how
bad is that place?
425
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:25,120
So, um, how was your date
with Ebony? I bet it sucked.
426
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,904
Au contraire, mon frère.
427
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,515
It was like something
out of a movie, okay?
428
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:31,257
Think Romeo and Juliet
meets Lady and the Tramp.
429
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,433
Oh, so you guys
had spaghetti
430
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,913
and then she killed herself?
431
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,307
No.
432
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,874
We went to the park
with her dogs,
433
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,224
and their names
are Romeo and Juliet.
434
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:45,009
That sounds super lame.
[laughs]
435
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,403
Well, that long hug
I got at the end wasn't.
436
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,622
What'd you guys do?
437
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,667
Well... [clears throat]
I picked her up...
438
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,279
On the bus.
439
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,976
We went to a poetry reading...
440
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,282
That was free.
441
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,371
And then I dropped her off
at her place...
442
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,589
Because you don't have your own.
443
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,764
[chuckles]
444
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,027
[overlapping arguing]
445
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,378
Malcolm? Marty?
446
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,249
Ebony?
Hey.
447
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,512
You guys know
each other?Uh, yeah.
448
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:10,600
How?
449
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,515
Well...
Well, uh...
450
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:13,908
We-we-we...
451
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,344
Oh, they brothers.
452
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,695
Are you ready,
beautiful?
453
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,481
What?Now-now, wait-wait-wait,
wait a second.
454
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,960
How do you two know each other?
455
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,441
Oh, we're a match. Yeah.
456
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,269
Turns out I do like
online shopping.
457
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,402
[chuckles]
458
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,493
Wow.
459
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,843
[sighs]
460
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,975
Well, maybe that's
for the best.
461
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,413
You know what? Yeah, you're
right. I mean, we're brothers.
462
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,023
Right.
[both laugh]
463
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,373
[phones chime]Oh, please, not again.
464
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,635
Okay,
465
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,334
let's just look
and say the names on three.
466
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,249
Ready?
Okay.
467
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,511
BOTH:
One... two... three.
468
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,513
Laura!
[sighs] Tracey! Oh, God,
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