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♪
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Hey, Calvin.
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Any news about
Malcolm's job interview?
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Eh, not yet.
Haven't heard anything.
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Oh, my God, it is killing me.
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I couldn't sleep a wink
last night.
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I know. I got your texts
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at 2:00, 3:00 and 4:00 a.m.
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Look, I'm trying not
to worry about it too much.
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Oh, yeah, totally, duh.
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What was I thinking?
[sighs]
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But it has got to be
killing you.
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I mean, it is an epic
story to be the father
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of a son who almost
made it to the majors,
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only to suffer a
career-ending injury
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and then be
rudderless for years.
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But now he's back.
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He's ready to
carve out a path,
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but who knows
doing what?
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You know,
I never actually thought
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I'd hear myself
say this, but...
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Dave, can we just
talk about you?
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Oh, y-yeah, totally.
Of-of course.
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What about me?
Well...
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I'm just so nervous
about Malcolm!
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Look.
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This is his first interview
in a while.
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We're not even sure
if he's gonna get it.
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So, when he gets here,
let's just play it cool.
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Yeah.
All right?
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Hey, guys.Did you get it?
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Did you get it? Come on, now.
Spit it out, boy.
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Pop. I got the job.
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Yeah! All right.Yes!
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Okay.Come on...
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Here we go.
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Dave, excuse me.Oh.
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Gosh. I'm-I'm sorry.
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All right.All right.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey, everybody.
Listen to Malcolm.
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Well, turns out...He got the job!
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Oh, my God! He got the job!
Oh, baby!
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I am so proud of you.
I knew you could do it.
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Aw, thanks, Ma, I appreciate it.
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Yeah, man, congrats.
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Now you can pay me back
that 50 bucks you owe me.
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Man...
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But seriously, congrats.
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But seriously, 50 bucks.
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Get out of here, man.
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This is big, Malcolm.Mm-hmm.
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I mean, you're putting
yourself back out there
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and years from now, you're gonna
look back on this day
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as a turning point
in your life.Mm-hmm.
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Look, I don't know, Pop,
y'all are making too big
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a deal out of this, man.
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I am selling TVs
at Powerhouse Electronics.
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I'm not pitching
in the World Series.
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Look, son. I know
this is not your dream job.
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But it doesn't mean
that this can't be
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a stepping stone
to something real.
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I mean, with your smarts,
and your work ethic,
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in a couple years,
you could be working yourself
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up the corporate ladder.
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I don't know, Pop.
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I've never worked
in sales before.
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Well, you're in luck.
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I mean, I've had my auto shop
for 30 years.
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I could teach you all about
the ABC's of sales.
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Always Be Calvin.
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You mean,
be grouchy
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and always forget
to put the toilet seat down?
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N-No, babe.
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Be confident.
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Be charming.Mm-hmm.
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And always make it about
the customer's needs.
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[clears throat]
This customer
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really needs you
to put the toilet seat down.
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[softly]:
Okay, babe. Okay.
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Look, I'm-a show you
how it's done, all right? Marty.All right.
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Huh?Pretend to be
a customer.
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MARTY:
Oh, sure.
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Excuse me, sir.
Do you work here?
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Why yes, I do.
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How can I help you?
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Oh, well, you may want to know
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that I was just in the bathroom
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and somebody left
the toilet seat up.
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[laughing]
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Well, perhaps you have
a question about televisions.
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As a matter
of fact, I do.
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Does this model have
VGA and HDMI inputs?
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And can it handle both
NTSC and PAL frame rates?
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'Cause I don't want
to be region-locked on a 4K
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when 8Ks are right
around the corner.
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You know what
I'm saying, big dog?
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I'll handle this, bro. Why don't
you go check on them toilets.
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I love that we're
afternoon friends now.
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Yeah, yeah, I know,
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but when you said that
we would be day drinking,
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this is not exactly
what I had in mind.
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Ooh, Gemma, this Earl Grey
tastes like Chardonnay.
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The tea cup makes me
feel less guilty.
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[laughs]
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So I see you guys got
a piano. Who plays?
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Grover started
taking lessons,
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but he's not really that into
it. He doesn't like his teacher.
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See, there's your
problem right there.
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When teaching piano,
you have to have fun.
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[piano flourish,
plays lively tune]
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[gasps] I didn't
know you played.
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Yeah, I started when
I was about Grover's age.
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My mom was the church organist.
I used to sit next to her
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while she'd teach me
how to play gospel songs,
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but she would add curse words
in it to make it fun.
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[laughs] Like "hell-elujah"?
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Gemma, that's blasphemous.
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Well, I hope Grover can be
as good as you someday.
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Do you know any fun
piano teachers?
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Well, I know the most
fun one of all...
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[plays piano]me.
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Oh, my God, that
would be so great.
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But, are you sure
it's not an imposition?
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No, not at all. I'll put up
with a lot for 50 bucks an hour.
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[laughs]
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Oh, man, look at the size
of these TVs.
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I know.
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My first TV, the screen
was this big.
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My first TV was
black and white. Huh.
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Kind of like
you and me.
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Yeah, except I can't
turn you off.
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[laughs]
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What are you guys doing here?
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Well, your dad just wanted
to see you in action.
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Yeah, and I was halfway
down the driveway
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when Dave jumped in
the back of my truck.
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Well, I appreciate you guys
coming out to support me,
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but, uh, I'm on the clock.
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[laughs]
Oh, look how professional he is.
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Yeah, got his shirt all
tucked in and his khakis.
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Hi there. Are you gentlemen
being taken care of?
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Are you kidding?
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This is the most impressive
salesman I've ever met.
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I mean, tell me the truth,
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how many times has he been
employee of the month?
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Uh, well, actually,
this is his first day.
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[gasps] What?What?
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Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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Well, you know, you have
one heck of a salesman
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here in, uh...
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Malcolm.
Yeah.
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Let me guess,
these are your dads?
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Yup. They sure are.
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Oh, no, we are not.
I'm his dad.
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And I'm his neighbor,
but we're best friends.
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Okay, well, if you don't mind,
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there's a lady over there
who's actually interested
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in buying something.Oh, please.
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[laughs] Can you
believe that guy
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actually thought
we were a couple?
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Please,
you could do worse.
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Okay, Grover, I guarantee
you this piano lesson
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is gonna be a lot more fun.
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How do you know?
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Because I've already had my tea.
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Now, the first step
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is to visualize
your audience.
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I like to imagine
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that I'm walking on stage
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at the Apollo Theater.
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Oh, oh, thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, hello. [laughs]
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Who are you waving at?Quincy Jones.
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Who's that?Just a guy I used to date.
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Okay, now-now,
come on, show me
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how you're gonna
walk onto the stage.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, come on, Grove,
that's all you got?
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Listen, these imaginary people
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paid a lot of money
to come see you.
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Now strut your stuff, man.
Come on.
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Uh-huh, okay.
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That's good.
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Okay. Get it.
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Oh, okay.
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All right, all right.
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Little rock star, you haven't
dropped the album as of yet.
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Now, most teachers teach
you how to play music.
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I'm gonna teach you
how to feel music.
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Tell me how this
makes you feel.
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[plays spooky riff]
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Scared.
Mm.
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Like getting your credit ran
at a furniture store.
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Now how about this?
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[plays upbeat riff]
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Happy?
Oh!
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Like getting
your credit approved,
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now you can get that waterbed!
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[laughs]
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Can I just go back
to waving at my fans now?
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Yeah, but they're
not gonna cheer you on
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unless you play
something, baby.
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You're right.
Yeah.
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Good thing our piano
has this demo button.
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[dance music playing]
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Okay, mama's gonna need
some more tea. I'll be back.
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Hey, Trevor, you
wanted to see me?
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Yeah, come on in.
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I was looking over the receipts,
and you sold four TVs today?
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Is that a good thing?
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Yeah, yeah, four TVs is great.
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[chuckles] Thank God. Man,
I thought I was in trouble.
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Oh, you are.
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Does it have something to do
with one of my two dads?
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Malcolm, it's great
that you sold four TVs,
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but we make our real money
on peripherals.
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You know, cables, warranties,
home installations.
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Yeah, I offered that
to all of my customers,
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but nobody was interested.
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Then you have to convince people
that they need them.
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Like that little old lady
you sold to earlier.
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If you had told her
she needed a warranty,
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she would've bought it.
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She was 80 years old, man. She
didn't need a 15-year warranty.
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Then why didn't you sign her up
for our in-store credit card?
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With 18% interest?
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Exactly. See, that's how
we really get them.
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Now go back out there
and make me proud.
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Oh, and push
the 65-inch Hamagakis.
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They're about to be recalled
for exploding.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, Trevor,
I don't think I'm comfortable
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selling people stuff
they don't need, man,
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or that should come
with a fire extinguisher.
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Okay, got it.
Totally understand.
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Cool.
You're fired.
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What?
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Look, man, clearly
you're a good guy.
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If I knew that,
I wouldn't have hired you.
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Hold on, let's not be
too hasty, all right.
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I am not such a good guy.
I can do much worse.
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Mm, nah, man, not buying it.
I feel like you're lying to me,
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which is good, but too late.
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All right, fine.
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But I hope one of them Hamagakis
blows up in your face.
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No, you don't.
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Damn, you're right. I don't.
250
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,085
[sighs]
251
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,827
Congratulations!Congratulations!
252
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,873
[horns blowing]You did it!
253
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,577
Sorry about that.
254
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:08,363
Probably should've thrown that
from farther away.
255
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,409
Uh, wow, guys.
256
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,976
You shouldn't have.
[chuckles]
257
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,761
You really shouldn't have.
258
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:17,328
Yeah, man.
I agree.
259
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,721
It's just your first day.
And some of us
260
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,549
have been employed for years,
you know,
261
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,334
as a rocket scientist.
262
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:26,381
Have you ever sold
anybody a rocket?
263
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,383
Daddy, that's not
how it works, man.
264
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,517
We're just so
happy for you.
265
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,519
Yeah. Way to go, Malcolm.
266
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,347
Oh.Aw.
267
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,175
Hey, thanks, little man.
268
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:41,178
[chuckles] Son, you know
I've been hard on you
269
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,137
these last couple years, but...
270
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,616
seeing you at work today,
271
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,531
I'm proud of you, son.
272
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:47,707
[grunts][chuckles]
273
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,404
So, how was your first day?
274
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,927
It was, um...
275
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,363
unbelievable.
276
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,061
Yeah, it was!
277
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,716
All right!
278
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,769
Come on, son. Everybody wants
to hear about your day.
279
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,597
Um, you know,
Pop, I, um...
280
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,686
I sold some stuff,
people bought some stuff,
281
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,037
and then I talked to my boss
about my future at the company.
282
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,039
See, that's what I'm talking
about right there.
283
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,258
See?[Marty laughs]
284
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,607
Does anybody want
to hear about my day?
285
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,523
Today, my satellite discovered
a new supernova.
286
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,003
Okay, not now, Marty. Listen,
287
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,482
um...
288
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:27,094
so, did you use any
of my techniques?
289
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,096
Uh, every single
one of 'em, Pop.[chuckles]
290
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,793
That's my boy
right there.
291
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:31,968
[chuckles]
Just sayin',
292
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:34,231
I am also your boy.
293
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,103
So, did you
294
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,235
use any
of my techniques today?
295
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:41,021
Well, I repositioned
a telemetry transponder
296
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,805
from 60 million miles away.
297
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,372
So all I'm hearing is "no."
298
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,204
So, Grover said his piano
lesson went great.
299
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,684
Ah. Yeah, he danced
for five minutes,
300
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,122
gave me his autograph,
and then quit.
301
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,819
What? He quit?
302
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,081
Yeah. He dropped the mic,
303
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,083
threw two fingers
to the sky, and said,
304
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:03,565
"Peace out, Pasadena!
Grover has left the building!"
305
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,916
No, he can't quit.
306
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,439
I stopped taking lessons
when I was his age,
307
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,354
and I've regretted
it ever since.
308
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,400
Oh, wow. I didn't know
you wanted to play.
309
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,837
Yeah.[chuckles]
310
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,579
I have this fantasy where
I'm at a boring party,
311
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,060
but there's a piano
across the room.
312
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,148
The crowd parts.
313
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,584
I float over to it
314
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,586
and start tickling
those ivories.
315
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:25,935
Next thing you know,
316
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,850
there's a crowd gathered
around me making requests.
317
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,070
And for some reason, Brad
Pitt is sitting next to me
318
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,898
with his shirt off.
319
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,162
So, you're making Grover
take lessons
320
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,164
because you regret
giving it up.
321
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,080
Well, yeah.
322
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,472
[chuckles]
323
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,823
Isn't living vicariously
through our kids
324
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,173
half the reason why we have them
in the first place?
325
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,436
Why don't you stop
forcing Grover
326
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,220
to do something he
doesn't want to do
327
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,353
and let me give you
lessons instead?
328
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:55,138
Oh, I don't know. It seems
like it's too late to start now.
329
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,618
You're right.
You're getting old.
330
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:57,793
You might break a hip.
331
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,229
[laughs]
332
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,231
Okay, fine.
I'll give it a shot.
333
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,146
Okay. Oh. And
for the record,
334
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,756
which Brad Pitt
are we talking about?
335
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,932
Fight ClubBrad.
336
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,194
Ooh! That's a good Brad.
337
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,331
Malcolm?
338
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,073
Oh, hey, Dave. What's up?
339
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,336
Hey, what are you doing here?
I thought you had work today...
340
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,252
Oh, no.
341
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,254
Look, Dave, I can explain, man.
342
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,256
I just realized that if I had
been wearing a suit, too,
343
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,432
we would look
just like Men in Black.
344
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,960
Yep, that is a missed
opportunity, Dave.
345
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,265
[chuckles]
346
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,702
Wait, are these
job applications?
347
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:41,097
Yeah. Look, the truth is,
348
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:44,144
I got fired yesterday, man.What? Why?
349
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,146
Because they wanted me to do
some sleazy stuff
350
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,799
that I wasn't comfortable with.
351
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,584
Whoa.
352
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,369
You mean, like, sex stuff?
353
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:56,373
No, man. No, I mean, like,
ripping off old ladies.
354
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,114
Oh-- whoa.
355
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,420
Well, that's bad, too.
356
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,816
[sighs]
What'd your dad say?
357
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:08,037
I haven't told him yet.
I mean, you saw him yesterday.
358
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,605
He hasn't looked at me like that
since I was playing ball, man.
359
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,259
He was in a pretty great mood.
360
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,869
You know,
after we left your store,
361
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,262
all he wanted to do was
hang out together.
362
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,654
[chuckles]
363
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,047
We even split a giant pretzel.
364
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,528
Wait, he split one with you?
365
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,095
Not evenly.
366
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,098
Yeah, well, I can't believe
367
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,231
I finally landed a job
and get fired on my first day.
368
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,016
That's humiliating.
369
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,713
Well, you know what?
Maybe it's a good thing.
370
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,236
You don't want to be stuck
in a job
371
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,412
that goes against your morals.
372
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,066
Yeah, but I got to do something.
373
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:41,418
You will. You're a smart,
hardworking good guy.
374
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,203
A-And I'm not just saying that
375
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,900
because I'm one
of your two dads.
376
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,124
Oh, hey, Calvin.
You going somewhere?
377
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,995
You know, I thought
I'd surprise Malcolm at work
378
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,214
and take him out to lunch.
379
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:57,304
Uh... d-don't do that.
380
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,045
Why not?
381
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,962
'Cause I was thinking, we had
such a nice time yesterday,
382
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:07,140
maybe... maybe we should go try
a pretzel someplace else.
383
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:12,188
You know, maybe do a little
Pasadena pretzel crawl.
384
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,974
That's a hard pass, Dave.
385
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,237
Hey, but, uh, bring me home one.
386
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:21,197
All right, well, you got it.
387
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,591
All right, well,
you have a good time.
388
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,159
Bye, now. We'll
see you later.
389
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,252
Uh-- yeah, hey, M-Malcolm.
Yeah, it's Dave.
390
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:35,037
Your dad is on his way
to the store.
391
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,213
No, no, I didn't
tell him anything.
392
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:39,215
I tried to stop him,
but apparently,
393
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,304
I made more of our pretzel
experience than he did,
394
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:45,265
which totally backfired, 'cause
now I got to go get him one.
395
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,310
♪
396
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,315
Hey, Pop.
Oh.
397
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,230
Hey.Hey, there you
are, man.
398
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,623
I've been looking
all over for you.
399
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,059
Yeah, yeah, I was, uh...
[clears throat]
400
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,452
I was back there in a meeting.
401
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,410
Mm, must be very important.
402
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,065
I see you got your suit on.[chuckles]: Yeah.
403
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,459
Uh-- are they talking about
making you manager already?
404
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,764
Oh, well, they definitely said
I wouldn't be
405
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:07,939
in this position long.
406
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,596
All right. Well, I just came by
to take you out to lunch.
407
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,295
Oh, great, man, I'm starving.
Let's go right now.
408
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,819
Oh, hold on. Don't you have
to check with your boss first?
409
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,821
No, no.
After our talk yesterday,
410
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,954
I pretty much make up
my own hours.
411
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:25,783
Well, all right. That's good
right there. But you know what?
412
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,176
Before we go,
413
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,960
I've been thinking about
taking a look at some
414
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,310
of these flat-screens
right here,
415
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,225
take advantage of that
employee discount.
416
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,530
[laughs]
Oh, hey, Pop.
417
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,184
Pop, you don't need
a new TV, man.
418
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,620
You know what you need?
419
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,535
Uh-- this.
420
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:41,016
A baby monitor?Yup. Yeah.
421
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,278
I-It doesn't
just monitor babies.
422
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,411
You can listen to what mom says
about you
423
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:47,066
when you're not around. Huh?
424
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,633
It would be nice to hear
all those compliments.
425
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,766
[laughs]
All right. That is great.
426
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,420
I will ring
it up for you
427
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,857
and bring it home
after my shift. Let's go.
428
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,425
Malcolm.
429
00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,426
What are you doing here?
430
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:00,644
Uh, nothing. Uh, uh,
431
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,603
just going out to lunch
with my dad.
432
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,387
H-Hold on. What,
433
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,215
what does he mean by,
"What are you doing here?"
434
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,435
I mean he doesn't
work here anymore.
435
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,351
What?
436
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,048
I got fired yesterday, Pop.
437
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,833
Fired? How is that
even possible?
438
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,835
I mean, how bad do you
have to be at something
439
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,099
to get fired on your
first damn day?
440
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,362
TREVOR:
Pretty bad, actually.
441
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,886
He refused to do the job.
442
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,540
Damn it, Malcolm.
443
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:29,238
I mean, how can you
refuse to do anything?
444
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,762
What I refused to do
was rip people off, Pop,
445
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,242
and sell exploding TVs
to old ladies.
446
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:36,245
Hey, you could've sold
those TVs to anyone.
447
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:40,989
Oh, h-hold on, now. You wanted
him to sell exploding TVs?
448
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:44,166
Yes, but with an extended
warranty. I'm not a monster.
449
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:48,170
All right, look, Pop, man,
I want you to be proud of me,
450
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,477
but not if that means
I can't be proud of myself.
451
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,348
Look, man, don't
overthink it.
452
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,742
Some people just aren't
cut out for success.
453
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,527
Oh, oh, oh. Hold on, now.
454
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,747
My son is gonna be a success.
455
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,444
Because he has
integrity
456
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,490
and heart and principles,
457
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,406
and that's why I know my son
is gonna rise to the top.
458
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,191
He's not gonna be some
bottom-feeder like you.
459
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,368
All right, whatever.
460
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,415
I just came out of my
office to chat up
461
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,983
that hot pregnant lady I
saw on the security camera.
462
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,246
Bye.
463
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:25,033
Dude's a jackass.
464
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:27,470
Yeah, look, Pop, I was gonna
tell you the truth, man,
465
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,212
but I just wanted
to find another job first.
466
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,474
Look, man,
467
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,868
I know I put a lot
of pressure on you,
468
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,436
but you never have to lie to me
about doing the right thing.
469
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:39,656
Cool. Thanks, Pop.
470
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,224
All right. So how about
we get that lunch?
471
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,531
Sounds good to me.
Where we going?
472
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,663
First restaurant we see
with a "help wanted" sign.
473
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,100
[laughs]
474
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:57,239
[playing off-key]
475
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,762
How's it going, Mom?
476
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:02,026
Uh, okay,
but it's harder than I thought.
477
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,724
Maybe you should have some tea.
478
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,250
Miss Tina says
it makes everything better.
479
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,469
[chuckles]
480
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,254
What else
did Miss Tina teach you?
481
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,256
Well, she taught me
to always start
482
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,997
by waving to your audience.
483
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,868
Hey, Quincy.
484
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,698
Now, let's start
with a simple scale.
485
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,483
Okay.
486
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,528
[piano playing]
487
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,927
Grover, that's really good.
488
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,929
I thought you didn't
like playing piano.
489
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:39,194
I didn't. But I think maybe
I like playing with you.
490
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:43,851
Well, we could take lessons
from Miss Tina together.
491
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,156
That sounds fun.
492
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,290
But first, let's give some love
to our fans.
493
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,422
Yeah.
494
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:53,295
[dance music playing]
495
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,297
Who are you waving at?
496
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,430
Oh, just this guy named Brad.
497
00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:00,476
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