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Oh, not you again.
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Honey, now that you're up,
rub my tushy so I can go back to sleep.
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Oh, Peg.
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How come nobody
ever rubs my tushy?
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Well, I'll tell you what.
This weekend, you mow it, I'll rub it.
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Oh, Al, it just doesn't feel right.
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Well, maybe I'm rubbing
against the grain.
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Know what would
really help me go to sleep?
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Yes, Peg, but I don't think we can get
Dr. Kevorkian on such short notice.
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No, Al.
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Tell me a story.
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Oh, all right.
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Once upon a time
there was a princess named Peggy.
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I like this one.
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She had everything.
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Beauty, charm, breeding, inbreeding.
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A huge fat mother.
Everything a little girl could want.
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Then one day she married a prince.
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Bonny Prince Al.
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- Were they happy?
- Not at first.
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But then she brought over
four of her best girlfriends...
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...with the most luscious hooters
you ever saw.
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The princess went
into a deep, deep sleep...
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...and Al and the eight hooters
lived happily ever after.
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Don't you worry, guys.
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No matter what he says,
he still loves you.
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Tell them that you do, Al.
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They know I do, Peg.
It's you I have the problem with.
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Now I'm all tense.
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But I know what you could do
to make me drowsy.
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Oh, no.
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Not that, Al.
That only puts you to sleep.
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Could you go down and get me
a nice warm glass of milk?
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But hurry back, honey.
You know I can't sleep without you.
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It's always your tushy, your milk.
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Your stinking orgasm.
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What about me?
How come I don't get no tushy rub?
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If there is one
desirable tushy in this house...
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...it's the one right behind me.
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Hey, this is all right.
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Well, it's darn relaxing.
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How come I spend
so much time like this...
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...when this is
right around the corner?
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Hey, wait a second.
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I've got two hands.
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Oh, good night, folks.
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Hi, Daddy.
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You know, you're twice as talented
as Michael Jackson...
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...because he only uses one hand.
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Well, that's great.
Now I won't fall asleep again.
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Guess I'll try what I learned
from my dad when I was a kid.
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Counting hooters.
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Two, four, six...
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Eight. Oh, no, now,
wait a minute. It's twins.
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Twelve, fourteen...
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- Are you gonna come inside?
- No.
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Oh, I get it. You want me
right here, right now, on the floor.
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Hell no.
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Well, why'd you
walk me to my door, then?
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Because it was the only way
to get you out of my car.
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Dad, did you see that?
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No.
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Did you see this?
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- No.
- Good.
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- Well, good night, son.
- Good night.
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Hey, son. Son?
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Always remember...
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...you've got two hands.
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Thanks, Dad. I'll be needing them.
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Yeah, yeah, kids are great.
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They bring you so much pleasure.
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That's why a man
should always have a dog.
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Buck, boy,
bring me my slippers, boy.
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That's all right, boy.
You don't owe me anything.
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Just your worthless, stinking one-step-
from-being-gassed-in-the-pound life.
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All right, back to hooters.
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Thirty, thirty-two,
thirty-four, thirty-six...
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All right, Peg.
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey now!
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Hey, you're not my wife.
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What are you doing with my TV?
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Nothing as bad as you
were doing with my butt.
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Now, don't look for trouble, mister.
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Just shut up and sit down.
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This stuff ain't worth
losing your life over.
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Hey, this is my house.
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I don't let the bank in here
and they own the place.
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Don't you take another step.
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Sic him, boy.
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Why don't you try
to be as smart as your dog, buddy.
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I've tried.
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It doesn't work.
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And this is a really remarkable storyabout a totally unremarkable man.
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A ruthless intruder broke into hisshabby home in search of loot...
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...but instead foundone brave shoe salesman...
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...who, for all of us,finally said, "No more."
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And that man isAl "the Defender" Bundy.
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Hey, Mom, you think Dad
can make money off this whole thing?
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Honey, you heard
what your father said to the press.
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This was an act of pure heroism.
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Not to be cheapened
by crass commercialism.
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And you know your father's word
is as good as his breath.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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I am an American hero.
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And in the grand tradition
of American heroes...
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...I will hawk more products
than Bill Cosby.
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When he was hot.
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That could be
the JelI-O pudding people.
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Oh, wait. What if it's a burglar?
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Then I'll answer it with this:
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Wait a second.
Burglars don't ring doorbells.
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What if it's somebody for charity?
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Answer it with this.
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Hey, Al. I saw you on television.
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But how can I put this delicately?
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You were as dull as women's golf.
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Well, but... Look...
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...I know that you're looking
for endorsements, you know.
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But, I mean, let's face the facts.
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You're limited by your
coarse and common look. So...
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...we tell the advertisers
that I'm Al Bundy.
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What company wouldn't
want me as their spokesman?
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I've got it all. I'm the total package.
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I'm non-threatening, superficial...
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I am the '90s, babe.
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Look, I even fit better
with your family.
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You see how I can make
anything look better?
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Oh, Al. Take a picture.
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Mom will be so happy.
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Oh, hello, officer. Did you mistake
our house for a doughnut shop?
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Obviously not.
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There's only one of me.
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You cops.
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Mr. Bundy, the guys
down at the station think you're great.
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In fact, we've ripped up
all your parking tickets.
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And we're covering up that little
incident down at the nudie bar.
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But we got some bad news for you.
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That burglar got out on bail
and he says he's coming to get you.
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Ah, let him come.
I'm not afraid of him.
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I took him when he had a crowbar,
I'll take him now.
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What kind of weapon
has he got this time, a gun?
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More deadly.
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A lawyer.
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He says you attacked him.
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He's suing you for $50,000.
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Peg?
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Peg, I'm ready for court.
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- Where are the kids?
- They're upstairs.
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Honey, they have a surprise for you.
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Kids! Come down and show Daddy!
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Kids, you don't know
what this means to me.
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You never said that in public before.
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What do these things say, anyway?
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What difference does it make?
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The important thing is
it's gonna get us cars.
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Well, now, kids, that won't come
until after the trial.
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But don't worry about it.
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You know your dad's a winner.
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I'm warning you, Dad.
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Ever wanna see these shirts again,
get a good lawyer.
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What for? It's cut and dry.
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Guy broke into my house.
I broke into his face.
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Simple. So simple
a moron could defend me.
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Your Honor, I am here
to defend my daddy.
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D is for "Daddy."
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A is for "Daddy."
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D is for "Daddy."
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Y is for "Daddy."
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I is for Daddy. We is for Daddy.
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The defense breasts.
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Your Honor, if there
actually is a valid lawsuit here...
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...it should be
Bundy v. The Board of Education...
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...because she actually
graduated high school.
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Now, if you don't mind,
I will now fire my daughter...
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...and put my money
on another idiot: Me.
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Objection stained.
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Order in the court.
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I'll have a cheeseburger.
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I'm on trial, yet she walks free.
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Your Honor, I motion that this case
be thrown out of court...
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...so I can get money
for my endorsement deals...
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...and give you whatever you think
is your fair share.
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Mr. Bundy, I have a date
with a prostitute.
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But there are certain procedures
that we must follow.
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The case of
Richard Johnson v. Al Bundy.
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Mr. Johnson's attorney,
please proceed.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Look at my poor client's
innocent face.
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An obviously sweet man
who was attacked by this animal.
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Verily, I feared for my life.
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Your Honor, if you're
not touched by that...
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...you're not the man
I slept with in law school.
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Gee, Al, it's really going great.
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Your Honor, I'd like you to take a look
at exhibits A, B and C.
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The valuables that my client
allegedly stole from Mr. Bundy.
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A plastic clown.
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A vase in very poor taste.
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And a copy of Big 'Uns.
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Your Honor, that was
the Christmas issue of Big 'Uns...
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...and they were all
decorated for the holidays.
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He decorated them himself,
Your Honor.
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Your Honor, the issue here
is not how sick I am.
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The issue is that this man
broke into my house.
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Your Honor, how do we know
that my client...
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...broke into Mr. Bundy's house?
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Mr. Johnson...
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...did Mr. Bundy give any indication
that he did not want you in his home?
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Quite to the contrary.
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He fondled by bottom
with his bare hands.
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Is this true, Mr. Bundy?
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Well, yes. Yes, I did. But...
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- I thought it was my wife.
- You should be so lucky.
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My wife's heinie puts yours to shame.
And so does mine, I might add.
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That's not the story
your hand told me.
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So this is what you do
while I'm asleep.
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Al, I want you to answer me this
and answer me right now.
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Did this man get my warm milk too?
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Peg, I swear I didn't feed him.
I only felt him.
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Are you gonna see him again?
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Your Honor, these people
obviously deserve their fate.
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But my client does not.
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So he had a few items
that didn't belong to him.
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Perhaps he's a congressman.
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Or perhaps they were love gifts...
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...from the man who used him
and then threw him out.
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I just know he got my milk.
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What we're looking at here,
Your Honor, is an animal.
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Not like the gentle creatures
we know and love...
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...from Born Free or the timeless
Lady and the Tramp...
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...but rather, a ferocious beast,
totally out of control.
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Mr. Bundy, what if a Girl Scout
came by selling cookies?
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Would you have
kicked her in the face?
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I would, and have.
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We're asking for $50,000
in compensation, Your Honor.
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Not just for the medical costs
incurred by my client...
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...but for the mental stress
that my client is going through.
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Let's hear it in his own words.
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"My life is in a..."
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- Shambles.
- "Shambles."
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"I am now afraid
to break into people's homes.
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My career as a burglar
may well have been cut short...
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...while still in the prime of my life.
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I can no longer look at my own behind
with child-like innocence.
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But 50,000 bucks will help a lot."
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We rest our case.
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Mr. Bundy, your statement, please.
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Your Honor...
248
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,309
...even a man of obvious
limited intelligence...
249
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...as yourself can judge this case.
250
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:38,032
I have been in court
on a thousand trumped-up charges.
251
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Some real, some imagined.
252
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,197
The point is, I lost all of them.
253
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,748
I don't know the law...
254
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,269
...nor do I really know
how to pleasure a woman.
255
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,910
I have no interest in either.
256
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,831
But let me ask you
one important question:
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How did we become a great country?
258
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By kicking the heinies of anybody
who threatened our borders.
259
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,117
And that's what I was doing.
260
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I was protecting my border.
261
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A man comes into my house...
262
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...he better be carrying
a summons or a pizza.
263
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,478
But this man wasn't...
264
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,989
...so I called in the Marines...
265
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...and the 51st Airborne.
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So in conclusion, Your Honor...
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...if you rule against me...
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...you rule against every man
who fought for his country.
269
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,910
The boys at San Juan Hill
and the boys at Iwo Jima.
270
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:48,079
Audie Murphy, Eddie Murphy,
Murphy Brown...
271
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...brown-and-serve sausage...
272
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...the cheap brown shoes that
every working man is proud to use...
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...to kick the heinie of any man
who invades his home.
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Your Honor, I await your decision.
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Guilty.
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Of course, of course.
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The court rules you should
pay $50,000 to this man.
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I'm going to Disneyland.
279
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,039
So for hitting this guy I get
charged $50,000 which I don't have?
280
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,038
Well, hell, I may as well
go for a hundred.
281
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Oh, Al, you did it.
282
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I'm so proud of you.
283
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,876
The system finally
came through for us.
284
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Yeah, I sued him
for hurting my hand on his face.
285
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Claimed I can't sell shoes.
286
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As if you ever could.
287
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But I can still do this.
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00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,833
As if you ever could.
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Where is my damn cheeseburger?
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