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hi hey I just moved into three V this

hi hey I just moved into three V this

hi hey I just moved into three V this month

month

month oh cool I don't want to be pushy but I

oh cool I don't want to be pushy but I

oh cool I don't want to be pushy but I was hoping you might have time to come

was hoping you might have time to come

was hoping you might have time to come over

over

over oh the leaky faucet I reported it but

oh the leaky faucet I reported it but

oh the leaky faucet I reported it but it's really driving me nuts so Judy

it's really driving me nuts so Judy

it's really driving me nuts so Judy cancel look today I'd appreciate it

cancel look today I'd appreciate it

cancel look today I'd appreciate it yeah sure great 3G see you soon

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[Music] looks pretty old might need replacing no

looks pretty old might need replacing no

looks pretty old might need replacing no these things are built to last this

these things are built to last this

these things are built to last this needs a little tune-up I've got a bigger

needs a little tune-up I've got a bigger

needs a little tune-up I've got a bigger one if you need it

one if you need it

one if you need it I'm sorry that's not funny

I'm sorry that's not funny

I'm sorry that's not funny maybe a little I'm so sorry

maybe a little I'm so sorry

maybe a little I'm so sorry oh no that's not necessary

oh no that's not necessary

oh no that's not necessary if you need anything else I'm right down

if you need anything else I'm right down

if you need anything else I'm right down the hall 3a you sure yeah thanks hi

the hall 3a you sure yeah thanks hi

the hall 3a you sure yeah thanks hi tomorrow's your handyman I hear you have

tomorrow's your handyman I hear you have

tomorrow's your handyman I hear you have a problem with you sink

a problem with you sink

a problem with you sink [Music]

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[Music] oh hey hey

oh hey hey

oh hey hey so I met Arnold our handyman oh why

so I met Arnold our handyman oh why

so I met Arnold our handyman oh why didn't you tell me you're not our

didn't you tell me you're not our

didn't you tell me you're not our handyman you look like you needed help

handyman you look like you needed help

handyman you look like you needed help I'm a little embarrassed so um this is

I'm a little embarrassed so um this is

I'm a little embarrassed so um this is for you I hope you like red oh I do but

for you I hope you like red oh I do but

for you I hope you like red oh I do but you don't have to do that no please take

you don't have to do that no please take

you don't have to do that no please take it my mom gave it to me as a

it my mom gave it to me as a

it my mom gave it to me as a housewarming gift today it's it's no big

housewarming gift today it's it's no big

housewarming gift today it's it's no big deal I don't even know if it's any good

deal I don't even know if it's any good

deal I don't even know if it's any good why don't you come over tonight and

why don't you come over tonight and

why don't you come over tonight and we'll find out oh no you don't have to

we'll find out oh no you don't have to

we'll find out oh no you don't have to no seriously

no seriously

no seriously we've got a welcome you to the building

we've got a welcome you to the building

we've got a welcome you to the building look it's the only way I'm going to

look it's the only way I'm going to

look it's the only way I'm going to accept it

accept it

accept it okay great 8:00

okay great 8:00

okay great 8:00 see you then Oh hold up

much better

much better

much better [Music]

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[Music] hey hey

hey hey

hey hey [Music]

hey you must be the new neighbor

hey you must be the new neighbor

hey you must be the new neighbor yeah via the handyman is running a

yeah via the handyman is running a

yeah via the handyman is running a little late tonight he's still in the

little late tonight he's still in the

little late tonight he's still in the shower yes sorry about that

shower yes sorry about that

shower yes sorry about that no don't don't worry about it we we

no don't don't worry about it we we

no don't don't worry about it we we thought that was hilarious oh come on

thought that was hilarious oh come on

thought that was hilarious oh come on him um yeah I actually just came by to

him um yeah I actually just came by to

him um yeah I actually just came by to apologize I have to go into work

apologize I have to go into work

apologize I have to go into work last-minute emergency oh really that's a

last-minute emergency oh really that's a

last-minute emergency oh really that's a shame maybe some other time

shame maybe some other time

shame maybe some other time yeah sure um just tell them sorry

yeah sure um just tell them sorry

yeah sure um just tell them sorry I will it was that to do it yeah the

I will it was that to do it yeah the

I will it was that to do it yeah the neighbor I can't make it tonight oh hey

neighbor I can't make it tonight oh hey

neighbor I can't make it tonight oh hey you say why apparently some work thing

yeah okay

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[Music] so he has the boyfriend yeah I'm such an

so he has the boyfriend yeah I'm such an

so he has the boyfriend yeah I'm such an idiot

idiot

idiot don't blame yourself you had no way of

don't blame yourself you had no way of

don't blame yourself you had no way of knowing maybe well hello there oh hey

hey hey I'm sorry you couldn't make it

hey hey I'm sorry you couldn't make it

hey hey I'm sorry you couldn't make it the other night yeah I'm really sorry

the other night yeah I'm really sorry

the other night yeah I'm really sorry so I way up to tonight's I still haven't

so I way up to tonight's I still haven't

so I way up to tonight's I still haven't open that bottle oh we haven't decided

open that bottle oh we haven't decided

open that bottle oh we haven't decided yet we might check out the roof we heard

yet we might check out the roof we heard

yet we might check out the roof we heard it has a really great view of the city

it has a really great view of the city

it has a really great view of the city oh it does probably the best in the

oh it does probably the best in the

oh it does probably the best in the neighborhood sounds great

neighborhood sounds great

neighborhood sounds great romantic even oh it's really romantic

romantic even oh it's really romantic

romantic even oh it's really romantic cool okay

cool okay

cool okay well have a good night oh I hope my ex

well have a good night oh I hope my ex

well have a good night oh I hope my ex was well behaved the other night he has

was well behaved the other night he has

was well behaved the other night he has a terrible habit of showing up man

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no time like the present

no time like the present

no time like the present [Music]

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[Music] this really is an amazing view told ya

this really is an amazing view told ya

this really is an amazing view told ya it was the best in the neighborhood

it was the best in the neighborhood

it was the best in the neighborhood thanks again for inviting me out I'm

thanks again for inviting me out I'm

thanks again for inviting me out I'm having a really great time yeah me too

having a really great time yeah me too

having a really great time yeah me too I got it MIT I was a little bit nervous

I got it MIT I was a little bit nervous

I got it MIT I was a little bit nervous about tonight the way things were going

about tonight the way things were going

about tonight the way things were going well maybe you're just into me for my

well maybe you're just into me for my

well maybe you're just into me for my plumbing no what about you nervous okay

plumbing no what about you nervous okay

plumbing no what about you nervous okay maybe a little

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starter rain probably head downstairs

starter rain probably head downstairs

starter rain probably head downstairs great my place I have to be up really

great my place I have to be up really

great my place I have to be up really early tomorrow oh yeah me too it's super

early tomorrow oh yeah me too it's super

early tomorrow oh yeah me too it's super early rain check

early rain check

early rain check sure yeah

and it kissed me

and it kissed me

and it kissed me thank God no what about the sex it's not

thank God no what about the sex it's not

thank God no what about the sex it's not always about the sex oh honey it's

always about the sex oh honey it's

always about the sex oh honey it's always about the sex what about you and

always about the sex what about you and

always about the sex what about you and that Daddy couple you guys didn't have

that Daddy couple you guys didn't have

that Daddy couple you guys didn't have sex you cuddled for like six months lead

sex you cuddled for like six months lead

sex you cuddled for like six months lead Antonio Antonio out of this and stop

Antonio Antonio out of this and stop

Antonio Antonio out of this and stop trying to change the subject a kiss I

trying to change the subject a kiss I

trying to change the subject a kiss I thought it was romantic oh please

thought it was romantic oh please

thought it was romantic oh please maybe not everyone's as jaded as you are

maybe not everyone's as jaded as you are

maybe not everyone's as jaded as you are no shade maybe he's just not that into

no shade maybe he's just not that into

no shade maybe he's just not that into you do you really think I'm kidding babe

you do you really think I'm kidding babe

you do you really think I'm kidding babe even my doorman's into you when he's

even my doorman's into you when he's

even my doorman's into you when he's straight I still hate you so why are you

straight I still hate you so why are you

straight I still hate you so why are you dragging back to your place I thought he

dragging back to your place I thought he

dragging back to your place I thought he would do the dragging that's exactly the

would do the dragging that's exactly the

would do the dragging that's exactly the problem you always waiting for the other

problem you always waiting for the other

problem you always waiting for the other guy Jimmy that's not true then take

guy Jimmy that's not true then take

guy Jimmy that's not true then take charge what's the worst that could

charge what's the worst that could

charge what's the worst that could happen literally everything uh claimed

happen literally everything uh claimed

happen literally everything uh claimed this man before someone else does

this man before someone else does

this man before someone else does [Music]

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pace yourself

pace yourself

pace yourself hmm that's yours to hurt I'm alright

hmm that's yours to hurt I'm alright

hmm that's yours to hurt I'm alright hey you're the boss hey sorry I'm late

hey you're the boss hey sorry I'm late

hey you're the boss hey sorry I'm late hope I'm not interrupting something oh

hope I'm not interrupting something oh

hope I'm not interrupting something oh hey no that's that's okay a beer - so

hey no that's that's okay a beer - so

hey no that's that's okay a beer - so how was your day it was great yeah great

bottoms up

no North Carolina barbecue is where it's

no North Carolina barbecue is where it's

no North Carolina barbecue is where it's at everybody knows that too much vinegar

at everybody knows that too much vinegar

at everybody knows that too much vinegar it gets all over the plate no no it's

it gets all over the plate no no it's

it gets all over the plate no no it's not about the taste

not about the taste

not about the taste it's about the experience this is my

it's about the experience this is my

it's about the experience this is my culture yeah your culture gets all over

culture yeah your culture gets all over

culture yeah your culture gets all over my baked beans in my potato salad and

my baked beans in my potato salad and

my baked beans in my potato salad and they taste like vinegar you can't judge

they taste like vinegar you can't judge

they taste like vinegar you can't judge it Jeeves tasted mine a part of me tea

it Jeeves tasted mine a part of me tea

it Jeeves tasted mine a part of me tea roast the rump yeah beautiful eyes

roast the rump yeah beautiful eyes

roast the rump yeah beautiful eyes really beautiful eyes thank you really

really beautiful eyes thank you really

really beautiful eyes thank you really are a very handsome man you're funny too

are a very handsome man you're funny too

are a very handsome man you're funny too for a lawyer

for a lawyer

for a lawyer you know your southern charms have no

you know your southern charms have no

you know your southern charms have no power over me I'm you really maybe a

power over me I'm you really maybe a

power over me I'm you really maybe a little blitz do shots ha ha school night

little blitz do shots ha ha school night

little blitz do shots ha ha school night live a little daddy you okay

live a little daddy you okay

live a little daddy you okay I'm great I can't figure you out

I'm great I can't figure you out

I'm great I can't figure you out I'm just I'm having a really great time

I'm just I'm having a really great time

I'm just I'm having a really great time yeah we do can have an even more greater

yeah we do can have an even more greater

yeah we do can have an even more greater time in 3G 3G my apartment - you know

time in 3G 3G my apartment - you know

time in 3G 3G my apartment - you know I'm actually having a great time here oh

I'm actually having a great time here oh

I'm actually having a great time here oh come on it'll be fun one drink one drink

come on it'll be fun one drink one drink

come on it'll be fun one drink one drink okay but behave

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hey those are gonna behave I want to be

hey those are gonna behave I want to be

hey those are gonna behave I want to be bad hey so down who have a condom yeah I

bad hey so down who have a condom yeah I

bad hey so down who have a condom yeah I know that's okay I'm on prep what about

know that's okay I'm on prep what about

know that's okay I'm on prep what about you I'm old school whose condoms better

you I'm old school whose condoms better

you I'm old school whose condoms better safe and syphilis you know I don't just

safe and syphilis you know I don't just

safe and syphilis you know I don't just sleep around I really like you

sleep around I really like you

sleep around I really like you yeah I guess I just can't get my mind

yeah I guess I just can't get my mind

yeah I guess I just can't get my mind around the idea that you can take a pill

around the idea that you can take a pill

around the idea that you can take a pill instead and be safe

instead and be safe

instead and be safe look I know myself I'm just more

look I know myself I'm just more

look I know myself I'm just more comfortable with condoms but I have some

comfortable with condoms but I have some

comfortable with condoms but I have some at my apartment

at my apartment

at my apartment Oh school I like old school well great

Oh school I like old school well great

Oh school I like old school well great hey I'm sorry No hey I'm serious please

hey I'm sorry No hey I'm serious please

hey I'm sorry No hey I'm serious please stop I'm sorry I'm really really sorry

stop I'm sorry I'm really really sorry

stop I'm sorry I'm really really sorry it's getting late people both just had

it's getting late people both just had

it's getting late people both just had too much to drink I was just fooling

too much to drink I was just fooling

too much to drink I was just fooling around talk tomorrow get some rest

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hey I was just in the neighborhood I

hey I was just in the neighborhood I

hey I was just in the neighborhood I wouldn't kill you to text first Oh what

wouldn't kill you to text first Oh what

wouldn't kill you to text first Oh what happened last night I don't want to talk

happened last night I don't want to talk

happened last night I don't want to talk about it it was that good huh

he had a little too much to drink yeah

he had a little too much to drink yeah

he had a little too much to drink yeah we were both that age once

we were both that age once

we were both that age once yeah I guess listen he seems like a

yeah I guess listen he seems like a

yeah I guess listen he seems like a sweet boy and I'm sure he has

sweet boy and I'm sure he has

sweet boy and I'm sure he has head-over-heels for you but seriously

head-over-heels for you but seriously

head-over-heels for you but seriously where do you see this relationship going

where do you see this relationship going

where do you see this relationship going I don't know that's thinking that for

I don't know that's thinking that for

I don't know that's thinking that for our head exactly my point

our head exactly my point

our head exactly my point what are you saying when you're 25 you

what are you saying when you're 25 you

what are you saying when you're 25 you don't think ahead when you're our age

don't think ahead when you're our age

don't think ahead when you're our age you have to you're not don't made you

you have to you're not don't made you

you have to you're not don't made you dr. Phil you may not like what I'm

dr. Phil you may not like what I'm

dr. Phil you may not like what I'm saying but you know him right I can't

saying but you know him right I can't

saying but you know him right I can't talk to you about this look look look I

talk to you about this look look look I

talk to you about this look look look I know you like this boy but if you have

know you like this boy but if you have

know you like this boy but if you have any doubts about him any doubts at all

any doubts about him any doubts at all

any doubts about him any doubts at all you need to take a step back and the way

you need to take a step back and the way

you need to take a step back and the way this is going someone is going to get

this is going someone is going to get

this is going someone is going to get crushed trust me man for Christ's sakes

crushed trust me man for Christ's sakes

crushed trust me man for Christ's sakes he lives across the hall

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oh honey I'm so embarrassed for you

oh honey I'm so embarrassed for you

oh honey I'm so embarrassed for you right now this is all your fault I am

right now this is all your fault I am

right now this is all your fault I am not the one who went out got wasted made

not the one who went out got wasted made

not the one who went out got wasted made an ass of herself I can't believe I

an ass of herself I can't believe I

an ass of herself I can't believe I behaved like that I made such a mess of

behaved like that I made such a mess of

behaved like that I made such a mess of things

things

things I don't think I can face him again he

I don't think I can face him again he

I don't think I can face him again he lives across the hall I don't see how

lives across the hall I don't see how

lives across the hall I don't see how you can avoid him he probably thinks I

you can avoid him he probably thinks I

you can avoid him he probably thinks I sleep with everyone why oh because

sleep with everyone why oh because

sleep with everyone why oh because you're on prep well that just means

you're on prep well that just means

you're on prep well that just means you're taking care of yourself babe

you're taking care of yourself babe

you're taking care of yourself babe listen some guys think I'm to film some

listen some guys think I'm to film some

listen some guys think I'm to film some think I'm too butch some guys were okay

think I'm too butch some guys were okay

think I'm too butch some guys were okay with me being Paz some guys aren't even

with me being Paz some guys aren't even

with me being Paz some guys aren't even film undetectable you meet guys that

film undetectable you meet guys that

film undetectable you meet guys that love you just for who you are and then

love you just for who you are and then

love you just for who you are and then there's everybody else you're amazing

there's everybody else you're amazing

there's everybody else you're amazing and if this daddy can't see that then he

and if this daddy can't see that then he

and if this daddy can't see that then he doesn't deserve you in other words you

doesn't deserve you in other words you

doesn't deserve you in other words you think I've blown it probably tell me why

think I've blown it probably tell me why

think I've blown it probably tell me why we're friends again because we hate all

we're friends again because we hate all

we're friends again because we hate all the same people

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[Music] Hey

Hey

Hey Hey I really wanted to apologize for

Hey I really wanted to apologize for

Hey I really wanted to apologize for last night the way I behaved wasn't cool

last night the way I behaved wasn't cool

last night the way I behaved wasn't cool I'm really really sorry I don't know

I'm really really sorry I don't know

I'm really really sorry I don't know what got into me

what got into me

what got into me I'm not used to drinking thanks for that

I'm not used to drinking thanks for that

I'm not used to drinking thanks for that no it means a lot but that's no excuse

look I don't think this is gonna work

look I don't think this is gonna work

look I don't think this is gonna work out

out

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[Music] is this because of last night because it

is this because of last night because it

is this because of last night because it will no again oh not really it's look

will no again oh not really it's look

will no again oh not really it's look you're a great guy you don't have to say

you're a great guy you don't have to say

you're a great guy you don't have to say anything else Lupe

anything else Lupe

anything else Lupe yeah I get it I know no no listen listen

yeah I get it I know no no listen listen

yeah I get it I know no no listen listen it's not just about last night

it's not just about last night

it's not just about last night you're so much younger than me and we're

you're so much younger than me and we're

you're so much younger than me and we're so different if this doesn't work out I

so different if this doesn't work out I

so different if this doesn't work out I could really hurt you and that's a it's

could really hurt you and that's a it's

could really hurt you and that's a it's a risk I'm not willing to take

a risk I'm not willing to take

a risk I'm not willing to take [Music]

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[Music] sorry

I know that there's a risk of getting

I know that there's a risk of getting

I know that there's a risk of getting hurt but that's my risk to take

so if you're not into me that's one

so if you're not into me that's one

so if you're not into me that's one thing but if you are and you walk away

thing but if you are and you walk away

thing but if you are and you walk away now then you suck

now then you suck

now then you suck [Music]

it's not your heart I'm worried about I

didn't think I could feel this way again

didn't think I could feel this way again

didn't think I could feel this way again and I'm excited scares the shit out of

and I'm excited scares the shit out of

and I'm excited scares the shit out of me

well I'm scared too you big dummy

so

so

so what do you think

you wanna start over

I'd like that

hi

grid

grid

grid and then

and then

and then like you been I like you

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Oh

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you

you

I got him it was a little bit nervous

I got him it was a little bit nervous

I got him it was a little bit nervous about tonight the way things were going

about tonight the way things were going

about tonight the way things were going well maybe you're just into me for my

well maybe you're just into me for my

well maybe you're just into me for my plumbing no what about you nervous okay

plumbing no what about you nervous okay

plumbing no what about you nervous okay maybe a little

maybe a little

maybe a little why a little bit go softie

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you know how I feel it's a new dawn it's

you know how I feel it's a new dawn it's

you know how I feel it's a new dawn it's a new day it's a new life for me and I'm

a new day it's a new life for me and I'm

a new day it's a new life for me and I'm feeling good you have a great voice yeah

feeling good you have a great voice yeah

feeling good you have a great voice yeah thanks I was a finalist on The Voice

thanks I was a finalist on The Voice

thanks I was a finalist on The Voice really no surprise you know that song I

really no surprise you know that song I

really no surprise you know that song I love Nina Simone plus I have a thing for

love Nina Simone plus I have a thing for

love Nina Simone plus I have a thing for the classics

you

you

so good conversation yeah it was really

so good conversation yeah it was really

so good conversation yeah it was really good smart he's funny he's really mature

good smart he's funny he's really mature

good smart he's funny he's really mature for his age great children really are

for his age great children really are

for his age great children really are our future I'm kidding so why didn't you

our future I'm kidding so why didn't you

our future I'm kidding so why didn't you come over them taking it slow

come over them taking it slow

come over them taking it slow well look at you Courtney that's new

well look at you Courtney that's new

well look at you Courtney that's new I can be old fashioned I think it's

I can be old fashioned I think it's

I can be old fashioned I think it's sweet

sweet

sweet you must really like him so what makes

you must really like him so what makes

you must really like him so what makes this kid so special I don't know it's

this kid so special I don't know it's

this kid so special I don't know it's just something about him oh my god you

just something about him oh my god you

just something about him oh my god you are smitten okay Wow um so so what are

are smitten okay Wow um so so what are

are smitten okay Wow um so so what are you seeing him again I'm gonna ask him

you seeing him again I'm gonna ask him

you seeing him again I'm gonna ask him out tonight listen um I'm happy that

out tonight listen um I'm happy that

out tonight listen um I'm happy that you're having fun with this boy but

you're having fun with this boy but

you're having fun with this boy but remember kids these days they don't see

remember kids these days they don't see

remember kids these days they don't see relationships the same way we do I mean

relationships the same way we do I mean

relationships the same way we do I mean the next best thing is just a swipe away

the next best thing is just a swipe away

the next best thing is just a swipe away so guys like you and me honey we are

so guys like you and me honey we are

so guys like you and me honey we are disposable

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you

Cheers let's do this

Cheers let's do this

Cheers let's do this [Music]

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you