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Turn it off!
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In the Kalahari Desert,the unsuspecting meerkat clan is unaware
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they are prey
to the desert's most savage predators.
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- Oh.
- Meerkats are social by nature...
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burrowing deep
into large underground networks,
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where they create colonies
with up to 30 meerkats in a colony.
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Jesus Christ.
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Where's the remote?
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Could somebody shut off those rats?
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Oh, no, no, they're not rats.
They're meerkats and they are so cute!
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Look at them,
standing up like little people.
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Oh, I found the remote!
Remote found.
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Thank you.
God...
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- What time is it?
- Uh... it is 6:47.
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Jesus. And isn't the whole point of a riot
that you get to hit snooze on prison?
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Oh, my God.
You guys, look at this.
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Scattered reports this morning
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that Judy King has been taken hostage
at Litchfield Penitentiary
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in what appears to be
a possible terror situation.
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- Holy shit!
- No word yet on her condition...
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You tellin' me that we could have
gotten up to that roof?
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Why aren't we hanging out up there?
You know, I love a view.
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Fucking morons. Jesus.
Uh, who... who is that?
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Is that Yoga?
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Change it to Fox.
Me and Vinnie, we watch Fox.
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Absolutely not.
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Live at the scene here
at Litchfield Prison,
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as details continue to trickle in
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about the late-night terrorist attack
on Judy King and her Christian faith.
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Some reports indicate that there is
a political and violent uprising
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taking place within the prison.
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But News 4 has found
exclusive online footage
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that tells quite a different story.
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That's where the chicken à la king went.
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Mr. Pearson, the governor's on line one.
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Hutch! How's it going, buddy?
I haven't seen you since Tommy...
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Why are al-Qaeda terrorists torturing
the red states' favorite chef
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on the roof of your prison?
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Uh, look, I knowit doesn't look good, but, uh...
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It looks like a fucking PR nightmare
during my election year.
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- Are you storming?
- Uh, no. They... they have hostages.
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MCC can't have hostage bloodshed.
We're... we're standing down.
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Is that what CERT advised?
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- CERT?
- Correctional Emergency Response Team.
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Do you not have a CERT team on the scene?
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We're sort of
between CERT teams right now.
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For fuck's sake! I'm sending a team over
and I'm billing MCC up the ass.
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You listen to their assessment
of casualty risk
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and you let them de-escalate this mess.
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I consider you a friend, Jack...
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but I can't believe how badly
you shit the bed on this.
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Worse than when my beagle had butt cancer.
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I'm so sorry to hear about Blanche.
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- Is she okay?
- The dog's fine.
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Get your inmates off my TV.
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You steppin' ass first?
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If you wanna score the Latin
and African American markets,
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- it's all about that bass.
- Oh.
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White, I just turn to the side, tits, ass.
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And the schoolgirl outfits hits Asians.
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- Shit. You really know your demos.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God, here they come!
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Are you ready?
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We're gonna be super famous!
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Don't forget to smize.
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Nuh-uh. You smize.
I'm squinching and teeging.
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- Over here!
- Yo, let me get in there.
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- Wow!
- Wow! Look at you and those lips.
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Pidge said I needed some drama on my face.
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It was this or mascara, and I don't like
shit around my eyes 'cause I got allergies
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and I rub and then I look like
one of them girls who cry.
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- Oh, it's good. Yeah, cute.
- Yeah, mmm-hmm.
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Uh, I'm totally liking it.
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You should try doing the prune lips
like an Olsen twin, like this.
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Mmm.
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All right, can we just get
the two on the right?
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- Other one looks like a boy. Get him out!
- Get out of the way! Yeah, you!
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What? My drama face ain't good enough
for your little pictures?
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Well, if you don't like my face,
maybe you'll like this!
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Oh, my God!
Shit.
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Never work with animals,
children or naked buttholes.
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Why are you walking like you're 90?
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Because we slept in
a digger bucket, and I can't feel my neck.
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I once dated a girl named Digger.
Her parents ran a cemetery.
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She stole me a ring off a corpse.
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How romantic.
Illegal and creepy, but very romantic.
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She left me
for a professional water-skier.
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She said she was the only woman
who ever looked hot in a life vest.
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How do you fight that?
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I think we need more padding.
Like a base layer.
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You know, like a...
like a tarp or something.
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Whoa. I didn't even ask you
to move in, Pipes.
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That's, uh... that's pretty presumptuous.
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Alex Vause,
may I put my prison-issue mattress
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next to your bulldozer scoopie thingy,
and ride out a nightmare with you?
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You may.
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Will I not like you
when you get very angry?
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I'm repurposing.
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Huh.
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Do you want me to help you
rip off the other one?
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Is it driving you crazy?
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No.
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Yes.
You know that I need symmetry!
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- It's hard to look at, huh?
- Now you're just being a bully.
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Okay, fine.
This is a gift for you.
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It's no corpse ring, but it'll have to do.
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Daya!
Hey, I've been looking for you.
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You found something to eat okay?
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Why, you wanna jack me for my Pop-Tart?
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Hey. I know you don't understand
what I did or why I did it, but...
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You're right.
I don't understand.
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This whole fucking time
you didn't say nothing.
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And you fucking hit me in my head.
I could have a football injury.
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- I got a wicked headache.
- You shot a guard.
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You weren't acting
like a responsible gun owner.
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I don't care.
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- I don't care if he dies.
- And I do?
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We all think about
taking down these cabrones,
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but we don't act on it
'cause we got things to live for.
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You gotta get outta here
and see your girl.
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Look at me. Hey.
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You need to take a timeout, okay?
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Why don't you help me clean up?
We could do it together.
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Busy hands could help
clear your head, huh?
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My head hurts, all right?
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I want nothing to do with you.
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Maybe your shadow
can help you play cleanup.
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- My what?
- Good morning.
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What's for breakfast?
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You're looking at it.
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Um, no. I'm not.
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Breakfast is supposed to be served
between 4:30 and 7:00.
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Today's offerings should include
a hot grits,
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a whole wheat bread or coffee cake,
a margarine pat and skim milk.
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- Sometimes there's a surprise, like...
- Okay, yeah. Breakfast is canceled.
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Breakfast is canceled...
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Fine.
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Breakfast, okay?
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Oh! Thank you!
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This is the surprise, for sure.
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Um, by any chance,
will there be a spoon made available?
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Yeah, I'll get one.
Sit down.
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Oh, what the hell.
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Okay. Pick a color.
You want gel?
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Uh, no. Um...
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- I want to apply for a job here.
- Hmm?
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- You got a sign outside...
- It's meter parking, yeah.
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No.
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I want to work here.
Do nails.
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I do manicures.
I did these.
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Oh.
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Exactly.
I'm a fuckin' artist with this shit.
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I did my toes, too.
See that?
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Cheetah.
You know...
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Yes. Good.
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- Great. So how much you paying me?
- Twenty dollars a day.
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What? Uh-uh.
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- That's way too low.
- No, no, no.
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You pay me to train.
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- To train?
- Mmm-hmm.
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In what?
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I'd buff circles
around these sashimi bitches.
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Two weeks train, or you go now.
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You know what, you can shit up a rope
with your $20 a day.
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And it's your loss.
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I would have had this place packed,
with lines out the door.
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Charging people to work?
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This is America, lady.
Slavery ain't legal here!
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Mei... are you in here against your will?
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Come on, slave!
We're hangry!
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How long does it take to fry,
poach and scramble some damn eggs?
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Ladies, I am moving as fast as I can.
You know, all I have is powdered eggs.
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Did we say you could talk?
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Yeah, just make it rain, King.
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What the fuck did y'all do?
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Did y'all see the news?
They think y'all terrorists!
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We know. We saw.
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And they had no right
to call us bin Ladens
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without checking who we were
under those Ewok hats.
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- The whole thing's totally offensive.
- Fuckin' media.
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What's offensive is that a photograph
of two idiots wearing hijabs
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automatically gets labelled as terrorism.
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Hey, do I smell eggs?
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Ooh! Let me get one of them over easy, JK!
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No way, she's our slave.
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And over easy's nasty.
All that egg slime.
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Bitch, egg snot the best part.
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- Splooge-y.
- Y'all crazy.
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Over easy's the only way to cook an egg.
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Ain't that right, Jude?
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Over medium is considered
the gold standard.
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In your face!
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Shocking. The white lady backs up
the other whites about egg whites.
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Look, we need to borrow
D-list Martha Stewart for a while.
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We need to show the media that
she ain't locked up in a closet
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with a bag over her head
and jumper cables on her nips.
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- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- What the fuck?
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She's our property
and we're not in the lending business.
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That's Jews.
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Yeah, maybe you didn't hear her.
We taking the bitch, so excuse us.
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Oh, so this is communism now?
We give you whatever for free?
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Nah, our whole lives is
you people taking from us for free.
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If you want her,
you gotta buy her, like an American.
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That's the deal.
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What do you want for her?
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What you got?
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Aw, shit!
You seeing this?
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Yes.And I disagree.
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I think Boo's giving tree actually does
more takin' away than giving.
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- How so?
- The tree's a sign of goodness.
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But when it gets filled with cement,
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the tree symbolizes what's been taken
from Scout, her innocence.
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Plus, she's got that dumb name.
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Okay, permission slips, people!
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I need them
before we get on the bus tomorrow.
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Uh, Janae, I'd like to speak with you.
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Ooh. Watson getting called out.
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Yeah, right.
For what?
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- Here, I got my permission slip.
- Ah, excellent.
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I want to make sure
you're coming tomorrow. You excited?
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- Yeah. I guess.
- I'm excited for you.
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Doors are gonna open
if you keep working hard, Janae.
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I want you to see
what's behind some of those doors.
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Okay. Great.
See you tomorrow.
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Okay. So after flossing my teeth,
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and doing that under-eye cream
we talked about,
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I go to here, Spanish Harlem.
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I know it looks messy and everything,
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but it's because we have
that protest and everything.
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My bunk is over there, and right here,
we have Pidge and Ouija.
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Or Peejee.
Say hi, you guys!
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- No one calls us that.
- I didn't sign a release.
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Okay, so over here, we have Maria.
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I made this selfie stick
out of a plunger and duct tape.
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Look at the link below
if you want directions.
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And over here,
we have my best friend, Maritza.
237
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,871
- Say hi, chiquita.
- No! Go away!
238
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,715
I already took my face off
from this morning.
239
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,208
- I gotta put a new one on.
- No. This is a day in the life.
240
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,460
For the people.
241
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,296
Tell them what you're doing.
Come on.
242
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,550
Okay, fine.
243
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,553
Hi, everybody!
244
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,056
Okay, so what I'm doing now
is contour and highlight.
245
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,223
When I wasn't in prison,
246
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:55,520
I would do this with a MAC Pro Palette
and a ♪19 fan brush.
247
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:59,982
But in here, I use three spices
that you can find in any kitchen.
248
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,402
- Okay.
- Cinnamon...
249
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,028
cumin...
250
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,738
and Sazón Goya.
251
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:09,283
Yes, your face will smell
like your abuela's pork.
252
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:15,123
But listen, you gotta make sacrifices
if you wanna look DIY fly like me.
253
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,710
First... contour.
254
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,224
Where's the cheese?
255
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,355
Fuck.
256
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,942
What cheese?
257
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,278
I had cheese, didn't I?
258
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,449
Whoa!
259
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,159
Check it out.
Your puke is purple.
260
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,871
Yeah, 'cause the cough syrup's red...
261
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,457
and something was blue.
262
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:04,964
Hey!
263
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,569
Someone stole the fucking gun.
264
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,306
No, they didn't.
We hid it, remember?
265
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,477
- We did?
- In the secret place!
266
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:22,857
Oh, yeah. The secret place
where no one else would ever find it.
267
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,660
I'm from Hebei province in China,
268
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:38,039
56 years old, 108 pounds, and...
269
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,249
I'm annoying as fuck?
Who is Mei Chang?
270
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,127
- Damn, Ouij!
- Stop pitching me softies. Come on.
271
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,129
All right.
272
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,089
All right.
273
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:48,883
Okay.
274
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:56,599
I'm from Omaha, Nebraska,
46 years old, 130 pounds,
275
00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:01,688
ashy-blonde hair
and I'm doing nine for media piracy.
276
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,648
- Who is White Cindy?
- Seriously?
277
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,400
Yo! My ass was just on the news!
278
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,878
Yo, we're all on the news, dumbass.
279
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,072
It's good 'cause people need
to start taking us serious...
280
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:15,284
No, my actual ass.
See.
281
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,537
Yo.
282
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,789
Oh...
283
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,958
Really?
Way to keep it classy, perra.
284
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,169
- That hoo-ha out, too? Shit.
- I put it all out.
285
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,883
Um, can I help you with something?
286
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,928
Where's Caputo? He's not in the pen
with the other little piggies.
287
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,346
Nah, we put him in the Poo.
Why?
288
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,807
I'm going to rip his balls off.
289
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,102
Oh, shit.
290
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:46,315
Oh, this fucking guy again.
All morning, "I gotta go, I gotta go."
291
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,567
Need to go to the bathroom!
292
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,611
I think he gotta go big bathroom.
293
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,864
I think that
you need to shut the fuck up.
294
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,825
We gave you a bucket.
Use the bucket.
295
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,785
A bucket is not a toilet.
296
00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,705
Stratman, use the bucket.
You're gonna get us all killed.
297
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,874
You don't understand.
I can't.
298
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:06,586
I mean, I can't
when there's other people around me.
299
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,255
Since I was a kid.
I need total and utter privacy.
300
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,509
Please! Please let me out!
301
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,386
I don't know.
302
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,848
God. Hey, does anyone here
know the brown note?
303
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,726
Is that that jazz club in Harlem?
304
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,728
What?
305
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,354
No, it's the sound frequency
306
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,857
that makes your bowels vibrate
and release automatically.
307
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,777
- I saw it on Brain Buzzer.
- That's not a reputable source.
308
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:31,903
Hey, Stratman...
309
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,643
- Fuck. Nothing?
- Keep going, keep going.
310
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,544
No, no, no. Oh, God.
311
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:54,801
Oh, stop, stop.
Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
312
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,766
Yeah?
Who's this?
313
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,600
Aleida?
314
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,144
Oh, my God, Gloria?
315
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,939
- What the fuck number's this?
- I found a cell phone.
316
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,667
You found a cell phone
and you're calling me?
317
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,276
Damn, woman.
Ain't you got no real friends?
318
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,987
We were only prison gay.
Minus the gay part.
319
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,199
Yeah, what can I say?
I missed you.
320
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:19,867
How's everything out there?
321
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:25,247
I'm good.
Gettin' mad job offers.
322
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,542
You know, different nail salons.
323
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:32,088
After they seen my cheetah toes,
everybody been fightin' over me.
324
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,674
- You see? I told you you'd kill it.
- Yeah.
325
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,093
You called it.
326
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,972
How about you?
Same shit, same day?
327
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,892
Yeah.
Something like that.
328
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,730
You all right, girl?
You sound funny.
329
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,441
Listen, I gotta tell you something.
330
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,364
What?
What is it?
331
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,201
Nothing.
332
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:08,415
I feel like I'm, you know,
losing my mind in here.
333
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,210
My grip on things.
334
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,757
You gotta do you, girl.
335
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,302
You seen that sign on the subway?
"See Something, Say Something"?
336
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:24,556
Do the opposite of that shit.
Say nothing, do nothing.
337
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,809
Keep your chin down, do your fucking time,
338
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,936
and don't take care
of nobody but yourself.
339
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,315
Oh, thanks.
That's some good advice.
340
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,526
And Daya, of course.
341
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,738
Don't you be no self-centered bitch
when it comes to her.
342
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,489
She doin' all right?
343
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,825
Fine.
She's a good kid.
344
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,619
Well, tell her I'm busting my ass
out here, trying to get us set up,
345
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:49,206
so she better not be pullin' shit.
You tell her that from me.
346
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,001
- Yeah, I'll tell her.
- All right.
347
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,011
Mmm. Don't touch.
348
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,531
What, you don't like it when I...
when I brush your cheek like that?
349
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,765
No, I like it just fine.
350
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,768
You're just not supposed
to be doing anything that I don't say.
351
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,477
- That's the rules.
- I'm sorry.
352
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,313
- You gonna let me lead or not?
- Yes.
353
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,940
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
354
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,417
Keep telling me
what you want me to do. I...
355
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,742
I wanna do to you
what the vibrating phone did.
356
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,204
Seeing you get turned on, it was...
357
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,166
It was so hot. I wanna turn you on.
358
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,044
- You do? Well, then do it.
- Uh-huh.
359
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,067
You have got to
fucking be kidding me, Doggett.
360
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,926
- What?
- Get the fuck outside.
361
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,765
Quick, hide.
You have to hide.
362
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,977
- Where?
- I'll show you where.
363
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,855
- You can hide in here. Get... get in.
- What?
364
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,082
Trust me, I've seen it done.
365
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,749
- Seriously?
- People fit. Just get in.
366
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,818
Get the fuck in there.
367
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,987
Don't close it all the way. Shhh!
368
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,573
Hey.
369
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,159
Let me give you a little preview
of how this thing's gonna end.
370
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,453
See, any minute now,
your boyfriend will be captured,
371
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,206
taken to the bubble, where he will be
forced to shit in a bucket.
372
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,852
And you'll be lucky if you're not tossed
in there right behind him.
373
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,920
Is that what you want? Really?
To hold hands over a shit bucket?
374
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,007
I don't know.
375
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,550
What could you possibly not know?
376
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,888
I don't know...
because it's chemical, Boo.
377
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,765
Okay? It's like when
I used to cook meth, okay?
378
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,767
I can't control the chemicals.
379
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,810
I had to respect the chemicals.
380
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:37,398
No matter how much I wanted different,
l had to respect the chemicals.
381
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,652
Because lye doesn't feel anything
until it touches ephedrine.
382
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,070
You know what I mean?
383
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:51,245
Have you ever...
wanted somebody that you shouldn't?
384
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,041
Of course.
385
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,375
It's called masturbating.
386
00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:00,171
Now, say goodbye
and walk the fuck away, son.
387
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:04,800
God. God damn it.
388
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,846
Now the Estée Lauder
makeup bag is our final offer
389
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:14,476
and if you act now we'll throw in,
uh, lightly used Invisalign braces.
390
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,979
Oh, wait. For what size mouth?
391
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,855
Mmm. They might work for you, gappy.
392
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,357
Hey, my gap is awesome.
393
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,585
I just wanna fix my left pointy tooth
'cause it's a little twisty.
394
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:26,613
No! We didn't get
into the slave business for braces.
395
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,907
We want land. Turf.
396
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,910
The Latinas got a dorm.
Blacks are all over the offices.
397
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,538
- What do the white people have? Nothing.
- Everything.
398
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,333
Territory is off-limits.
399
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:39,829
Then you ain't gettin' King.
400
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:45,799
And... we're taking our stock public.
401
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,803
Who wants to buy Judy King?
402
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,761
- Selling to the highest bidder.
- I do.
403
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:54,808
Damn, JK!
Lotta people hate you.
404
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,229
Or want you,
depending how you wanna look at it.
405
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:01,815
All right, folks, we got
a fine-lookin' piece of chattel up here.
406
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,859
A fine-looking piece of chattel.
407
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,611
Cooking skills.
Strong backside.
408
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:09,823
Go on, girl, show 'em your teeth.
Lotta gold in there, folks. Lotta gold.
409
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:13,369
- How do you know how to auctioneer?
- Ain't it genetic for her type?
410
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,122
I've got an Estée Lauder
makeup bag high bidder, Estée Lauder high.
411
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,207
- Do I hear higher?
- Uh, does she cuddle?
412
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,875
Does she know how to dress wounds?
413
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,853
- I've got a phone charger!
- That is my charger!
414
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:22,919
Stifle it, meat!
415
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,884
I've got a phone charger money bidder,
folks, phone charger money bidder.
416
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,759
And... and five ramen noodle packets!
417
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,945
Charger and five, do I hear ten?
418
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,990
Would ya give ten? Would ya bid ten?
Do ya give ten?
419
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:34,265
Ten cans of tuna!
420
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:37,559
Ten tuna can money.
Ten tuna money. Do I hear 15?
421
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:41,938
Uh, 15 AA batteries. That's AA,
which is radio and vibrator size.
422
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,583
- I got 20 bottles of beer.
- Excellent!
423
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,585
Twenty bottles of beer high bidder.
Twenty bottles of beer...
424
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,819
♪ Twenty bottles of beer ♪
425
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:52,158
♪ Take one down, pass it around... ♪
426
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:55,369
Okay! I got one boom box
from Caputo's office.
427
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:59,373
Plug in it and everything.
And I'll add some white boy CDs.
428
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,458
Man,
what we need this white lady for?
429
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,878
We wanna go to the press?
We should do it ourselves.
430
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,506
Look, you've seen the news.
They think we're torturing hostages.
431
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,384
How are we supposed to
get our demands met, and justice for P,
432
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:11,968
if they think we a bunch of animals?
433
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:14,638
No, they're gonna think
that we're animals no matter what.
434
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:15,972
Don't you know that?
435
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:19,560
Yo. I got an autographed copy
of Rich Dad Poor Dad.
436
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,404
A Debbie Gibson
Electric Youth cassette tape.
437
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,479
Potato chips!
438
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,023
Lisa Frank rainbow unicorn stickers.
439
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:29,486
I got an Anne Geddes babies calendar
from 2007.
440
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,447
- Huh?
- Ooh!
441
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,324
And sold, to the big black one,
442
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,659
for the Anne Geddes
baby calendar and the other stuff!
443
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,245
What? Why do we need
a calendar full of fat babies
444
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,706
posing with pumpkins and fruit and shit?
445
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,291
Unicorn stickers.
446
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,460
It's art.
Art is always a sound investment.
447
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:48,422
Come on, JK.
You ours now.
448
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,798
Oh, thank you, Cindy.
449
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,177
Oh, I guess it just shows you should
stay friends with your exes, right?
450
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,072
Do you mind taking this collar
off me right now?
451
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:59,350
Bitch, please! The past is the past,
and I ain't Oskar Schindler.
452
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:00,434
Now get down!
453
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,187
Heel!
454
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,779
- Shit, we at the White House?
- Sure ain't no Black House.
455
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,450
Uh, Janae!
Over here.
456
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,039
This is Courtney, your buddy for the day.
Courtney, Janae.
457
00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,083
We are so glad to have you here.
458
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,043
Come on!
I'll give you the tour.
459
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,717
Is this your first time in Riverdale?
460
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,428
I mean, it's not like
I've ever been to the South Bronx.
461
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:39,348
Although, my dad did once take me
to Arthur Avenue
462
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,017
to buy some
crazy Italian espresso machine.
463
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,395
He's got this, like,
whole coffee thing going on.
464
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:49,191
This is the south lawn, by the way.
Out here we do botany and painting.
465
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,443
And the garden, obviously.
466
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,029
We harvested a whole bunch of stuff
on Community Day
467
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,240
and made this giant salad for the PTO.
468
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,075
This is Rocawear, right?
469
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,663
I love it. I have the same exact one
at home. Come on.
470
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,874
Running hurts my boobs,
but it burns so many calories.
471
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,876
Maybe I just need a better bra.
472
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:12,173
We're doing Faulkner. As I Lay Dying.
Isn't it so aptly named?
473
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:18,428
Oh, so, this is the reading room.
We do SAT prep in here and other stuff.
474
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,351
...in the courts.
475
00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:27,813
There's the question of how many
correctional officers, staff members...
476
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:31,066
Sorry. The fucking 6 train wasn't running
between fuck and east fuck,
477
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,151
so I had to walk up 163rd Street,
478
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,362
where I saw not one, not two,
but three dicks.
479
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:37,906
One peeing, one masturbating
and one homeless.
480
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,366
Aleida, you seen this?
481
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,743
It's all over the news.
482
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,306
You have to keep in mind,
a lot of these women are mentally ill,
483
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:47,416
sent to prisons because so many of
the state facilities have been shut down.
484
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,519
- They talkin' 'bout Litchfield?
- More details are emerging
485
00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:51,837
on the breaking news story
at Litchfield Penitentiary,
486
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,465
where a violent uprising
broke out late last night.
487
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:59,928
Nah. I just spoke to my girl in there.
She didn't say shit about this.
488
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:02,431
Maybe the riot hadn't started yet?
489
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,141
Ain't you listening?
It started yesterday.
490
00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:08,854
She was lying
through her fucking teeth.
491
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:13,234
Fuck!
492
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:15,777
Where is she?
493
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:20,198
...often affiliatedwith gangs and prone to violence.
494
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:24,202
They have no intention
of rejoining polite society.
495
00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:28,249
I feel like I'm seeing you naked...
but it's your face.
496
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:31,126
If and when we storm
and there's hand-to-hand combat,
497
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:36,089
I didn't want any of them
to have anything to grab on to.
498
00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:38,133
Still, extreme.
499
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,737
It was a safety issue.
500
00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:43,013
Finally.
501
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:45,516
We can send these jokers back to Max
and get the job done.
502
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:53,482
- You Piscatella?
- I am, sir, yes.
503
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,792
- How can I...
- Well, you can start
504
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,860
by finding the owner
of this purple PT Cruiser
505
00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:59,171
and telling her to move her car.
We need this whole area clear.
506
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:02,491
Cavalo, Reed, let's get the schematics
and assign positions.
507
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,926
And when we get the cars out of here,
508
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,287
we got a shit-ton of press
and civilians to contain.
509
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,889
- I have schematics for you, sir.
- Yes, sir!
510
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,541
And what I was thinking is, we'd... we...
511
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,045
Need help, Desi?
Finding the owner of the vag car?
512
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,510
Voilà.
513
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,011
Your reading nook.
514
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,473
Oh.
515
00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:29,351
- Huh.
- What's "Oh, huh" about it?
516
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:30,995
Well, I thought we talked
about the reading nook
517
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,189
being a bit more about reading
and less about... clutter.
518
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,066
I like having things around, Piper.
519
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:38,360
It comforts me.
I'm a collector.
520
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,405
Why don't you go over there
and sit on your dirty yoga mat
521
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:45,325
and admire your... collections?
522
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,578
Do you not want me to be comfortable
in our dirt home?
523
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:51,665
I'm simply asking you
if these items spark joy.
524
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:55,419
According to
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up,
525
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:59,673
you should only have items
in your home that... spark joy.
526
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,842
- You know what would bring me joy?
- Hmm?
527
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:05,971
- Smacking you.
- Open hand only and just on my butt.
528
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,682
Larry got off target once,
and I did not enjoy it.
529
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,559
- So, hard limit.
- Funny.
530
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:14,771
Fuck!
531
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,566
What are all these people doing here?
532
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,943
Maybe they like sleeping alfresco, too.
533
00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:24,256
Maybe they're playing follow the leader.
534
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,574
Shut up.
535
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:47,137
Caputo, you son of a bitch!
536
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,515
How do you sleep at night,
knowing that that mother...
537
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:50,932
Wrong toilet.
538
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,268
- Oh, sorry. Caputo.
- Leave me alone!
539
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:56,980
- Caputo!
- Red, over here.
540
00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,233
Hey!
541
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:07,323
You knew what Piscatella was
and you let that beast work here?
542
00:31:07,408 --> 00:31:08,992
In a women's prison?
543
00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:11,412
Hey. Hey!
544
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:14,915
No kicking!
I am very close to an overflow issue here!
545
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:19,085
He murdered an inmate!
And I know you know.
546
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:21,296
Red, please.
547
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:24,425
You have no idea how hot it is in here.
548
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:27,928
And the smell.
I can barely breathe.
549
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,221
Oh, is it hot?
Is it so hot? Oh!
550
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:33,475
But at least
you're not being boiled alive!
551
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,959
You don't think I've been trying
to get rid of this guy, too?
552
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:39,565
I've been fishing around that same file.
That's why it was in my office.
553
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,858
But there was no charges
pressed against him.
554
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,528
It went through arbitration.
It was...
555
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,239
a guard's word against a dead inmate's.
556
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:51,117
But where there is guilt,
there's recourse.
557
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:54,830
There's always pins
that can be pushed under fingernails.
558
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:58,834
How do you plan on getting to his fingers
when you're in here, in a riot,
559
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,587
and he's out there,
with no charges against him?
560
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:03,254
Maybe, if you wish hard enough,
561
00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:08,469
he'll suddenly decide to sit down
and write a confession called "I did it."
562
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:12,931
Yes... that's good.
563
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,976
- But that's good...
- No, that's not good.
564
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:19,730
Red, let's make a deal.
If you help me out of this,
565
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:23,233
I will write you a glowing commendation
for your file.
566
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:26,612
You helped a warden in a time of crisis.
567
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,197
Red.
568
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,116
Red!
569
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,886
Can you hear me?
570
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,621
I call myself...
571
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:38,331
Hey, Ruiz!
Please!
572
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:41,084
- He's hyperventilating.
- He's not hyperventilating.
573
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,545
He can't breathe
and he's humming Sound of Music songs.
574
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,089
Maybe that's normal for him.
575
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:48,550
- Part of his process.
- Stratman?
576
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,470
Strat, Strat, Strat.
Listen to me, okay, bud?
577
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:54,515
I need you to take some deep breaths.
Ready?
578
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:57,100
Good.
579
00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,269
Hey, heads up!
580
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,689
- You.
- Oh, thank God. God, have mercy!
581
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:06,485
No, not you! You, PR Guy.
Up. Come on. Let's go.
582
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,863
No, no, no! No, no, no, no.
Please take me! Please, please take me!
583
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:14,075
Please, please take me. Take me.
584
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,787
Fucking guy.
Wins everything.
585
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:19,873
♪ Do, a deer, a female deer ♪
586
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:23,126
♪ Re, a drop of golden sun ♪
587
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,172
- Hey, Ang, look what I found.
- Is it the gun?
588
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,842
- It's Donuts.
- Oh, no way! How old?
589
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:34,846
Man.
Donuts the guard. Blech.
590
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,643
Do we capture him?
591
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,144
We don't got the gun.
592
00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:44,064
Oh, come on.
I've eaten rabbits bigger than him.
593
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:46,733
For real.
There was this weird chemical
594
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:48,569
in the runoff water
that ran near our farm.
595
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:50,946
My guinea pig got too big to pick up.
596
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,406
On three?
597
00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:55,158
- Let's dunk this donut.
- One, two, three.
598
00:33:55,241 --> 00:33:57,744
Hello!
Peekaboo!
599
00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,621
Get out of there!
600
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:03,249
Put your hands up
and step away from me, inmates! I mean it.
601
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,293
Oh, how cute is that?
602
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:08,046
You're our hostage now,
you squirmy little donut fucker.
603
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,381
Donut fucker!
604
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,346
I could totally see him doing that.
605
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:13,844
Hey, Penn, look!
We're capturers!
606
00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:17,472
I see that.
Wow! Good work.
607
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,265
Why are you guys down here?
608
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:23,478
Well, we were looking for the gun,
but instead, we found a giant rabbit pig.
609
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,249
Prison heroes, two days in a row.
610
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,109
Come on, help us take him to the bubble.
611
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:32,863
Okay. Ooh, I have a better idea.
Let's lock him in Poo instead.
612
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:35,073
And show him how
he's really done people wrong.
613
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:38,409
But then, no one would see
our victory parade to the bubble.
614
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,871
Damn, I wish we had the gun for that.
615
00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,538
Show 'em our colors don't run.
616
00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:43,683
You know, I have a really good idea.
617
00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:46,668
Why don't you two stay here
and look for the gun,
618
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,588
- and I'll fucking take care of him?
- No way!
619
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,798
You wanna steal our thunder!
Thunder thief.
620
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:54,217
- Come on. Bubble.
- Let's go.
621
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:58,179
No, wait. No, you guys, I don't want
to steal your thunder or your lightning.
622
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,266
I just wanna see justice.
623
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,605
All right, I'll...
I'll cover you guys from behind, then.
624
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,148
What do you mean, "which guy"?
625
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:11,484
The fucking guy you got on your channel
right now talking bullshit
626
00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:13,862
about "the gang politics of riots."
627
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,656
- Talking out his ass.
- Uh-huh.
628
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:19,534
Yeah, saying that all the inmates
at Litchfield are dangerous?
629
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,258
That they don't want to be rehabilitated?
630
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:24,080
Everyone I know in there
wants to be rehabilitated.
631
00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,291
- Okay.
- You're supposed to be a producer?
632
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:30,003
'Cause I'm giving you pro tips here.
I just got out that dump.
633
00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:32,798
Wait, you were an inmate?
At...
634
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:37,010
Litchfield! Yes.
That's what I been trying to say, pendeja.
635
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,261
My daughter's still in there.
636
00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:41,640
To confirm,
you were in prison with Judy King?
637
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:43,892
Judy King was in prison with me.
638
00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:47,813
Miss Diaz, can we send a town car for you?
639
00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:49,648
You're willing to go on air
with us, right?
640
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,526
Yeah.
641
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,954
Ouch!
642
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:07,332
I said square shape.
643
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:11,377
Only Rihanna can rock the round toes.
Don't forget it.
644
00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:14,798
It's like sawing through an elm.
645
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:16,382
What was that?
646
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:21,221
Uh, I said I love working on your feet,
Bitch Goddess of Litch.
647
00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:24,015
That's what I thought you said.
648
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:29,395
Don't worry.
I'll free ya someday, Jude.
649
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:32,941
Just as soon as
you work off your debts, hmm?
650
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:38,571
Though... you never did pay me for them
Us Weekly photos, now did you?
651
00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:42,075
- Oh, no.
- Mmm-mmm.
652
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,035
So, it's gonna be a while.
653
00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:50,083
All right, spa time is over.
Judy need to do her consult with PR.
654
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,209
Oh, hell no!
655
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:54,254
We ain't even done
my asshole hair trimming yet!
656
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:57,298
Look, I got to spread my cheeks
and she gotta get up in there.
657
00:36:57,382 --> 00:37:00,343
Okay. Well, your wild booty hair gonna
have to wait.
658
00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:03,889
'Cause Judy need to talk to the press
'fore things swell up out there
659
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,266
and he gonna massage her talking points.
660
00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:07,851
Yes, he is.
661
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:11,730
Now, wait. You expect me
to go speak with the public?
662
00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:15,108
I thought you meant that I could write
a statement through my people.
663
00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:18,945
I can't go out there like this!
No. I mean, you can't be serious.
664
00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,530
Watson, are we serious?
665
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:27,871
- What's your name, son?
- Josh.
666
00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:30,248
Uh, big fan, Miss King. It's an honor.
667
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:32,292
Thanks, darling.
Thanks for watching.
668
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,395
- Now, what's the take?
- We got three talking points for you.
669
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,379
- You just gonna wanna stick to the points.
- Okay.
670
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:39,424
"I am not a hostage.
I am a participant.
671
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:42,135
I want justice for Poussey.
672
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,262
I want our demands met."
673
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,447
- That's right.
- All right.
674
00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:48,141
Now, do you want me to be off-book,
or should I go out with this?
675
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,326
Oh, you can have it with you.
676
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:51,561
And we all think that
you should get back in uniform.
677
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,021
- So you look more united.
- Yeah.
678
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:56,482
And so, what do I say when they ask me,
"Why were you on the roof with idiots?"
679
00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:58,777
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't answer any questions.
680
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,571
Anything they ask, you say,
"That's a great question.
681
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:06,326
But the bigger question is,
what is going on in this prison system?"
682
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,578
- Oh, he is good.
- Mmm.
683
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:12,582
Oh, and I personally think it might
be helpful if you shared some sort of, um,
684
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:14,793
relatable tribulations
from your time in here.
685
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:18,546
Some painful experiences,
uh, injustices...
686
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,300
Uh...
687
00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:24,344
Um...
688
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,849
- We could also lie.
- I am game to lie.
689
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:32,143
All right, so now, ladies,
what would you like me to say?
690
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,145
We get thrown
into the SHU arbitrarily.
691
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:37,482
We're denied proper health care, dental.
692
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:38,960
I saw a girl with a tooth gone septic,
693
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,277
and they still didn't take her
to the doctor.
694
00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:42,988
We get beat for no reason.
695
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:45,991
We get cavity searched for no reason.
696
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:49,494
We stuffed four in a bunk
like we factory chickens.
697
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:53,248
We can't get clean half the time
'cause there ain't enough bathrooms.
698
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,582
We fed slop.
699
00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:58,003
We don't get paid for our labor.
We denied education.
700
00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:01,089
We're denied the chance
to breastfeed our babies.
701
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,508
We're denied basic humanity.
702
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,428
And we get killed in the cafeteria
for no reason.
703
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,101
- You got a pen?
- Yeah.
704
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,163
You can't let
this white woman speak for us.
705
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,946
She needs to take our stories
out her mouth.
706
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:29,034
Come on, man. I know you saw them people
out there with them Judy King signs.
707
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,911
They want to hear from her.
708
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,997
And it would be smart of us
if we put her out there.
709
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,792
They'll hear more of what we saying
if it comes from her mouth.
710
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:41,129
Yeah, but she's never been
a real prisoner a day in her life.
711
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,589
She ain't in mourning.
She ain't outraged.
712
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,260
This is our fight, T.
713
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:49,304
Ours and Poussey's.
714
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:53,308
And you're gonna let some fuckin'
white woman, like, karaoke our song.
715
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,226
That's fucked.
716
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,519
I got this.
717
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,451
You get to keep the laptops?
718
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,567
No, we keep them during the year
and then we return them
719
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,653
so that they can update
or replace them over the summer.
720
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,280
Oh, so what did you think of class?
721
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:10,366
I'm sorry we spent so much time
on citations.
722
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:14,620
Erik thinks we need to know
MLA, APA and Chicago Manual.
723
00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,206
Yeah.
724
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,350
One of these is my brother's.
725
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,501
For chess.
He's a total nerd.
726
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,337
He's at Carnegie Mellon now.
727
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,050
Oh, my God!
Do you like musical theater?
728
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,427
Because I have something amazing
to show you.
729
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:33,222
- ♪ All you've gotta do is dream ♪- ♪ All you've gotta do is dream ♪
730
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,350
♪ All you gotta do is dream ♪
731
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,519
♪ Just dreamAnd pray that we'll be... ♪
732
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:40,646
- You're doing Dreamgirls?
- Yeah.
733
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:43,274
My parents saw the original production
on Broadway.
734
00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:45,526
♪ Dreamgirls ♪
735
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:51,491
♪ Dreamgirls
We'll be there ♪
736
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:53,368
All right, great.
Good adjustment.
737
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,078
Okay. Effie.
738
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,372
Let's go to your solo, second bridge.
739
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,666
You need to give this
a lot more soul here, honey.
740
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:04,462
Channel your inner Aretha
and let those "No's" rip.
741
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:10,259
♪ And I am telling you ♪
742
00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:15,098
♪ I'll never win ♪
743
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:18,977
♪ You're the best man I'll ever know ♪
744
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:22,688
♪ There's no way I can ever, ever go ♪
745
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:25,566
♪ No, no, no, no way ♪
746
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:30,613
♪ No, no, no, no way
I'm living without you ♪
747
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:36,077
♪ I'm not living without you
Not living without you ♪
748
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:38,829
♪ I don't wanna be free ♪
749
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:43,168
♪ I'm staying
I'm staying ♪
750
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:49,007
♪ And you, and you, and you
You're gonna love me ♪
751
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:56,597
♪ Oh, you're gonna love me ♪
752
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,935
♪ Yes, sir ♪
753
00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:07,608
♪ Love me
Love me ♪
754
00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:09,402
♪ Love me ♪
755
00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:15,575
♪ Love ♪
756
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:19,787
♪ You're gonna love... ♪
757
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:22,540
I know, right?
So moving.
758
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,210
Sing it, Effie!
759
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:28,588
♪ Me ♪
760
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:43,353
- Yo, you just hit 10,000 views!
- No shit!
761
00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:45,646
Let me see this.
762
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,527
All these comments are about you, though.
763
00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:53,363
No, they're not.
Go back.
764
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,823
I saw your name back a ways.
765
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,334
There.
766
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,548
"Flaca looks like a beaner Cher."
767
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,219
Come on!
768
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:19,514
Cher's awesome.
And you do like beans.
769
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,016
Who gives a shit
what some Internet troll says?
770
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,185
It's stupid.
I'm gonna put it on airplane mode.
771
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:30,191
"Hashtag, show your tits, Maritz."
772
00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:32,110
Like, where do they come up with this?
773
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,862
Mmm.
774
00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:39,659
Shut the fuck up, Stratman.
775
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:42,245
♪ You can sing most anything ♪
776
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:44,622
What?
I'm so sick of you babies.
777
00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,225
- ♪ Do, a deer, a female deer ♪
- I hate you.
778
00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:48,000
- I hate you.
- ♪ Re, a drop of golden... ♪
779
00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,794
Can you please let him out?
780
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,087
Hey,
do you have any big erasers?
781
00:43:52,172 --> 00:43:53,506
I have sensitive cochlea!
782
00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:56,759
- And I can't stand this fucking idiot.
- Fine!
783
00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:58,404
Shut up!
784
00:43:58,428 --> 00:44:00,281
All right. You wanna go
to the bathroom, Stratman?
785
00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:02,140
Come on, come on. You...
786
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:05,100
You go in the fucking Poo.
787
00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:07,937
That's right.
What'd you call me, huh? Huh?
788
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:11,816
You call me what?
Go, go. Now, come on.
789
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:14,109
Oh, thank God.
790
00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:16,862
Wait, there's no
toilet paper. I need toilet paper.
791
00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:19,300
I will flip this fucking thing over
if you say one more word.
792
00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,617
No, no, no.
Please, please, please!
793
00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:23,203
Come on!
794
00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:25,163
Delgado, is that you?
795
00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:27,122
Nope.
796
00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:28,666
Gonzales?
797
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,712
Ramos?
798
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:34,255
Paiz?
799
00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:38,926
Ruiz!
Maria Ruiz, please!
800
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:40,636
Please, help me!
801
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,012
Why the fuck would I do that?
802
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,765
It's 120 degrees in here.
The stench...
803
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,727
My vomit is almost reaching the rim.
804
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,604
- Please.
- No can do.
805
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:52,273
You know there will be
severe consequences for this.
806
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:55,568
You know that, Ruiz?
Riots end, and inmates go to Max
807
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,278
with years added to their sentence.
808
00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,781
If you help me, I will help you.
809
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:05,077
That's what everyone
that's ever fucked me over has said.
810
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,996
What about your kid, Ruiz?
811
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,289
Think about her.
812
00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:13,919
If you help me, I can make sure
your sentence doesn't get extended.
813
00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:14,921
Hey, no kicking!
814
00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:17,757
Piscatella already put five more years
on my sentence
815
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,425
for no fucking reason, all right?
816
00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:22,069
My daughter won't even know my name
by the time I get out anyway.
817
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,971
Ruiz, are you sure he put time on you?
818
00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:26,015
'Course I'm sure!
819
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,518
You... you had a hearing already?
820
00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:31,562
- No.
- Then it's not a done deal.
821
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:34,106
And with the speed
paperwork moves around Litchfield,
822
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:35,441
I wouldn't be surprised
823
00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:38,361
if his recommendation
is not even in your file yet.
824
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:40,530
Have you seen your file?
825
00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:46,201
Piscatella, he's a... monster.
826
00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:50,540
He should never have been working here
in the first place, and that's my fault.
827
00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:56,921
But you do not have to become the monster
he's making you out to be.
828
00:45:57,004 --> 00:46:00,132
I've seen you with the other inmates.
829
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:03,010
They look up to you.
830
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,514
Huh? Ruiz?
831
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:12,728
Stratman?
832
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:18,859
Oh, fuck.
833
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:36,586
Okay, enough.
You have to tell me what's going on.
834
00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:38,421
What?
835
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:42,717
Why there is an army of lemmings
dressed like you, moving out here.
836
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:48,598
- You sound insane.
- I am not insane!
837
00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:50,850
You're gaslighting me right now.
838
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,309
And technically...
839
00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:53,662
do you know that's emotional abuse?
840
00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:55,813
Do you know
how I know that's emotional abuse?
841
00:46:55,896 --> 00:47:00,109
I read it in an online quiz once,
called "Are You Being Emotionally Abused?"
842
00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,449
Okay, I may have shared some...
843
00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:11,286
some things in my history
with a few inmates and it resonated.
844
00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:14,582
- They think I stand for something.
- What things from your history?
845
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,001
That I killed Aydin.
846
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,545
You told them that you killed Aydin?
847
00:47:19,629 --> 00:47:22,131
I didn't say Aydin specifically.
848
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,217
I just shared my...
849
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:27,803
I don't know, status as a...
as a murderess.
850
00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,304
I don't know, it just came out.
851
00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:30,949
We were supposed to take that
to the grave.
852
00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,058
I went to Von Barlow and I begged her
853
00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:35,269
- to keep it a secret...
- I didn't ask you to do that.
854
00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:37,033
So, what?
Do you not want a future with me?
855
00:47:37,062 --> 00:47:38,272
Do you not want a real house?
856
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:41,859
It's not a real house if I can't carry
my truth inside it, Piper.
857
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,545
And now you sound
like a fucking E.E. Cummings poem.
858
00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:44,737
I'm not sorry.
859
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:48,699
Yeah, it sucks that they turned it into
some symbol of the resistance or whatever,
860
00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:51,452
but I am glad I said it out loud.
861
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,329
Now, I want to lay down
in my tchotchke nook
862
00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:57,792
and I wanna relax
until this whole thing blows over.
863
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,128
They heard what they wanted to.
864
00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:04,048
They turned it
into some kind of a symbol.
865
00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:09,929
What you do and what you say
affects people, Alex.
866
00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:12,723
It affects me.
867
00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:19,396
And if you do not curate your shit,
you are not a collector.
868
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,774
- You're a hoarder.
- Okay, great.
869
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:24,068
Very mature. Where're you...
Where are you going?
870
00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:25,695
I am going to the guest room.
871
00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:26,779
Oh.
872
00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:32,201
I'm from Fresno, California,
46 years old, Puerto Rican,
873
00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:34,471
- doing 11 years for armed robbery...
- Who's Rosalita Pontz?
874
00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:41,126
I'm from North Philly,
5'9", 285 pounds.
875
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,920
I got no identifying marks, and...
876
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,880
Who's Jodi Winkler?
877
00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,173
What?
878
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:47,675
She's like Rain Man.
879
00:48:48,718 --> 00:48:50,553
Yo, you idiots got my file?
880
00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:54,682
Who's Maria Ruiz?
881
00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:05,568
I'm from Kingston, New York.
5'4", 180 pounds.
882
00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:07,194
I got a rose tattoo.
883
00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,363
Jessie...
884
00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:11,073
Whoo!
885
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:16,245
"This prison has put me through
unimaginable suffering,
886
00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:18,247
and I am not a victim of this riot.
887
00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:20,791
I am an active participant.
888
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:23,961
Together, we stand united, protesting..."
889
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,839
No. Uh, should it be "united we stand"?
890
00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:30,175
- Like the Pledge of Allegiance?
- No. "We stand united."
891
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:33,888
"Protesting how unfair this system is."
892
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,848
"How unfair this system is."
893
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:38,601
No, no.
"How unfair this system is."
894
00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:41,395
Yes, yes, that's it.
And punch the words. Don't forget.
895
00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:44,857
- You think this is gonna work?
- This gotta work.
896
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:47,210
- It's the only play we got.
- Free Judy King!
897
00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:50,070
They sure ain't chanting for Poussey
out there. Are they, T?
898
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:55,868
"The waiter served a dinner roll
to the woman that was well buttered."
899
00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:57,077
Come on, guys.
900
00:49:57,161 --> 00:50:00,039
Who can fix the misplaced modifier
in that sentence?
901
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:01,957
Anyone?
902
00:50:04,627 --> 00:50:05,628
Janae?
903
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:12,843
"The waiter served a dinner roll
that was well buttered to the woman."
904
00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:14,219
Everyone?
905
00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,764
Do we see why?
906
00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:21,811
Okay, we'll pick up here tomorrow
907
00:50:21,894 --> 00:50:24,063
and then we'll move on
to dangling modifiers.
908
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,816
Janae?
A word, please.
909
00:50:33,573 --> 00:50:36,742
I need your mom to sign this,
so she knows you got a D.
910
00:50:36,826 --> 00:50:39,662
It's hard for me to write grades
like this on your work, Janae.
911
00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:41,622
I know what you're capable of.
912
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,458
Whatever.
Not like it's a real paper.
913
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:45,668
What do you mean?
914
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:49,546
I mean, we ain't quoting secondary sources
using APA or MLA,
915
00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:52,299
and we ain't studying SAT words
or growing salad,
916
00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:53,944
and we don't even
have a library in this school
917
00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,568
'cause it got made into a nursery
for our fucking hood rat babies!
918
00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:57,597
Janae.
919
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,600
Two zip codes from here
they got laptops and art galleries.
920
00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:03,518
They got so much culture, they ain't
even knowin' they stealin' ours.
921
00:51:03,603 --> 00:51:05,104
It's a load of shit.
922
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,149
You're right.
923
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,613
I wish you weren't, but it's true.
924
00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:16,448
The Thurston students are
privileged and advantaged,
925
00:51:16,531 --> 00:51:19,510
and sometimes you feel like you have to
work twice as hard to get half as far,
926
00:51:19,534 --> 00:51:21,704
but that doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.
927
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,706
Okay?
You belong with the brightest...
928
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:26,333
But why even bother
playin' a game that's rigged?
929
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,936
Courtney's going
to a science camp this summer
930
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,462
that cost more than my dad makes
in three months.
931
00:51:30,545 --> 00:51:32,006
How could I ever compete?
932
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,843
I'll see ya, Miss Fowler.
933
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:44,577
I don't know, you guys.
934
00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:46,622
I just think that we should have
a little bit of fun with him,
935
00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:48,563
you know, like, torture him.
936
00:51:48,648 --> 00:51:50,565
One by one.
I'll go first.
937
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:57,823
Nah, I don't like that show.
Change the channel.
938
00:52:00,242 --> 00:52:01,702
These guard uniforms are itchy.
939
00:52:04,579 --> 00:52:07,457
Maybe we should change them
after we dump him?
940
00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:09,560
Yeah!
Let's wear bedsheet togas and trip again.
941
00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:11,003
Mmm, yeah!
942
00:52:11,086 --> 00:52:12,939
Oh, yeah.
And maybe we'll find the gun that way.
943
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,358
'Cause we'll go, like, full circle
and remember where we put it.
944
00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:16,383
Yeah.
945
00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:17,551
Freeze!
946
00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:20,179
Put your hands up!
Put your hands up! Get over there.
947
00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:24,099
- You stole our gun?
- No, it was in her belt.
948
00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:26,977
- Angie, are you fucking kidding me?
- What?
949
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:28,938
You put it on your belt!
950
00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:31,023
I didn't even know
I was wearing a belt.
951
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,734
I must have put it on
when I was fucked up.
952
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:38,155
Which is weird, because I hate belts.
They give me camel toe.
953
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:43,327
Intake is your best bet out, okay?
But be really careful in the hallways.
954
00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:44,453
Here, take it.
955
00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:47,998
Oh, shit!
956
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,267
- What the fuck!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
957
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:50,375
Shit. I'm sorry! It was...
958
00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:52,228
- Shut the fuck...
- It was an accident.
959
00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:54,088
You shot my favorite finger,
960
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:56,590
- you fucking asshole!
- Go.
961
00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:58,675
- But I can't leave you.
- You have to go, okay?
962
00:52:58,759 --> 00:52:59,927
Just go. Hurry.
963
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,971
- Ooh... fuck.
- Oh, my God.
964
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:03,723
- Fucker!
- Are you gonna die?
965
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,184
You are so gonna pay for this.
966
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:09,979
- Get her!
- Bitch!
967
00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:27,246
What? No...
No, I gotta do the PR.
968
00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:41,987
Judy. Judy King.
969
00:53:42,011 --> 00:53:43,929
Judy King, are you a Muslim now?
970
00:53:44,013 --> 00:53:47,057
Judy. Judy King.
Are you a Muslim now?
971
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,895
You want me to talk first
or make an introduction?
972
00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:52,604
- Judy!
- No, I'll start.
973
00:53:52,687 --> 00:53:53,957
Did they hurt you at all?
974
00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:56,108
Are you in any jeopardy?
975
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,904
Good morning.
My name...
976
00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:05,826
is Tasha Jefferson
and I'm an inmate here at Litchfield.
977
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,078
Two days ago,
978
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:12,707
our friend and fellow inmate,
Poussey Washington,
979
00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:14,960
was murdered by a prison guard.
980
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:18,463
Poussey Washington.
981
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:23,302
And I'm sayin' her name again
because it can't ever be said enough.
982
00:54:24,804 --> 00:54:28,265
Now, as you can see,
Judy King ain't injured
983
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:30,309
and she ain't a hostage.
984
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:34,563
And she has a statement
that she'd like to make at this time.
985
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:38,317
And good morning,
my fellow Americans.
986
00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:43,363
"This prison has put me
through unimaginable suffering.
987
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:47,701
- And I am not a victim of this riot... "
- No, she will not...
988
00:54:47,784 --> 00:54:50,037
She is not gonna be making a statement.
989
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,664
Sorry.
990
00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:54,708
She will not be speaking for us
991
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:59,796
because Judy King can't speak
for the inmates of this prison.
992
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,049
She was kept separate from us,
993
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:06,345
held in a private room
with better treatment and a seltzer-maker.
994
00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:11,183
And moments after our friend,
Poussey Washington,
995
00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:15,312
was murdered by a guard
for doing nothing wrong,
996
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:19,649
Judy King was packing her bags
to go home on early release.
997
00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:25,572
Because she's rich and white and powerful.
998
00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:32,371
Now, our fight is not with Judy King.
999
00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:36,500
Our fight is with a system
that don't give a damn
1000
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:42,297
about poor people and brown people
and poor brown people.
1001
00:55:43,257 --> 00:55:44,716
Our fight...
1002
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,427
is with the folks...
1003
00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:52,516
who hold our demands in their hands.
1004
00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:55,769
Which you people need to read,
by the way,
1005
00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:59,481
and stop watching this fool shit
comin' out of here online
1006
00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:05,654
and get a hold of our demand list because
those demands are fair and necessary,
1007
00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:09,574
and show that we intend
to keep this demonstration
1008
00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:13,162
peaceful and focused on change.
1009
00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:18,042
Now, Judy King is free to leave.
1010
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,294
She's not a hostage
and you can have her back.
1011
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,629
Judy, get the hell out of here.
1012
00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:31,638
Oh, my God.
What did I just do?
1013
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,059
You fuckin' freed my ho!
1014
00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,728
Who's gonna tend
to my African sunflower?
1015
00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:41,273
You ever think about a career
in the church?
1016
00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:44,193
That was something.
1017
00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:46,028
You did her right.
1018
00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:48,113
You did our girl right, T.
1019
00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:49,637
Open this door!
1020
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,118
Open the door or I'll shoot!
1021
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:05,005
Uh, I'm fine.
1022
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:07,466
Hey! Hey!
1023
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:08,968
Drop your weapon!
1024
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:10,094
Drop it!
1025
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,472
Oh, my God.
Let me out of here!
1026
00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:15,557
Put it down!
Put down the weapon!
1027
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,517
Move in!
Move in!
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