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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,393 --> 00:00:28,727 The things you need to know about Charlene. 2 00:00:30,659 --> 00:00:35,099 Me and her have been thick as thieves since we were nine. 3 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:37,739 Since we met in third class. 4 00:00:38,686 --> 00:00:40,622 What to say about her? 5 00:00:41,381 --> 00:00:44,453 Charlene is loyal... 6 00:00:44,608 --> 00:00:48,372 And honest and a very good person. 7 00:00:48,622 --> 00:00:50,418 She's a kind of girl that, 8 00:00:50,693 --> 00:00:54,353 if you're friends with her, she'll always have your back. 9 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:58,561 Not just from when fights break out but like with small things as well. 10 00:00:58,919 --> 00:01:03,157 I suppose what I'm trying to say is that she's kind-hearted. 11 00:01:03,158 --> 00:01:04,559 As most of you's know already. 12 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,205 Mary? 13 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,418 - See ya. - See ya, sweetheart. 14 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:21,086 See ya, Mary. 15 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,799 This train is serving all stations to Drogheda, 16 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,848 all stations to Drogheda. 17 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,562 Fuck sake. 18 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,117 Come on! 19 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,822 About fuckin' time. 20 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,281 We missed ya. 21 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,182 Yeah, right. 22 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,962 Ya know we did. 23 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,039 What time is Charlene coming over? 24 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,592 She said she's up to her eyes. She'll see ya at the fitting in the morning. 25 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,239 She hasn't seen me in six months. 26 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,479 Be nice to her, Mary. 27 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,031 She stood by ya this past while. A lot of them didn't, all right? 28 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,138 There's a picture of her dress on me phone. 29 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:15,399 Who's the other bridesmaid? 30 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,877 Leona. 31 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,279 Like to see that fat cunt fit into a dress. 32 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,834 She lost the weight. 33 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,319 I'm sure she'll find it again. 34 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,479 Mary! 35 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,315 What, Mother? 36 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,390 Just be nice, will ya? 37 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,759 Come on. 38 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,239 Hello and welcome to a special episode of Crossfire, 39 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,999 where four well known personalities must avoid getting... 40 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,200 All right? 41 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,767 There's a load of Polish after movin' in next door. 42 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,199 Hi, this is Charlene. 43 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,400 Leave a message. 44 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,719 Hey, it's me. 45 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,799 What's the story? 46 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,839 Thought we were meant to be going out tonight. 47 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,879 If I have to spend my first night of freedom in with me ma and nan, 48 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,668 I'll actually poke me eyes out. 49 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,928 So hurry up and get back to me. 50 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,110 Bye! 51 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,288 I was waitin' here for an hour last week. 52 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,167 Fuck sake. 53 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,576 Come on, let's take it easy there, please. 54 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,440 Maybe we should get a few cans, head off somewhere else. 55 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,159 What are you staring at, sweet cheeks? 56 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,140 - Sorry, what? - "Sorry, what"? 57 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,559 I said, what are you staring at? 58 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,144 Do you want your go or somethin'? 59 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,159 I'll fuckin' slap the Day-Glo tits off her. 60 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,360 Hound. 61 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,199 All right and now we got the fuckin' rat. 62 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,919 Mary, I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside. 63 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:02,999 I didn't do anything. 64 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,766 - Don't even put your hands on me. - Calm down. 65 00:06:04,790 --> 00:06:06,359 - I didn't do anything. What did I... - Calm down. 66 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,919 - Tell me what I did. - You where hassling that girl. 67 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,799 How could I hass... She's the one staring at me out of it. 68 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,319 - Pikin' me out of it. - Will you just walk please? 69 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,079 Oh, you's are fuckin' fools in here. 70 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,719 You're after making a fuckin' show of me. 71 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,879 I'll ask you to step outside. 72 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,279 You know what, I'd advise yous all to fuck off out of here. 73 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,079 Run by cunts, absolute cunts. 74 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,159 Don't mind her. 75 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,899 All fuckin' knackers. 76 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,571 Just go home, Mary. 77 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,586 The things ya need to know about Charlene. 78 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,764 When me and her were in school, 79 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,768 all the other girls would have stayed away from us. 80 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,083 This is cos they knew we were tough. 81 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,622 And if they said anything smart they were gonna get a slap. 82 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,056 We didn't care though. 83 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,879 Cos the only people we ever wanted to hang out with was each other. 84 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,919 Gorgeous. 85 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,959 - Do you think the length is OK? - Perfect for dancing... 86 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,079 - Yeah? - ...once you wear those shoes. 87 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,759 - Are you definite on this? - Mmm, I'm not sure. 88 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,039 Well, there's actually a bustle at the back 89 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,039 - that you can hook up and... - Alright, 90 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,199 - Makes it easier for dancing. - Great. 91 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,221 - OK. - Sorry, can I help you? 92 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,120 Hey. 93 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,360 Hey. 94 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,131 Come here. 95 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,640 Oh, careful. 96 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,079 Em, this is Sally, the dressmaker. 97 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,399 This is Mary, my maid of honour. 98 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,704 - Hey, Mary. - And you remember Leona, don't you? 99 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,200 Yeah. 100 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,999 - Will you lift that up there for me? - Yeah. 101 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,543 - That's perfect, Sally. - OK. 102 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,521 Isn't she gorgeous? 103 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,746 What're you wearing? 104 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,074 What are you wearing? 105 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,777 What do you mean? 106 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,253 It looks like a little tablecloth. 107 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,760 Jesus, Mary. 108 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,039 What? 109 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,240 You smell of booze. 110 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,319 Yeah, well, I thought we were meant to go out last night. 111 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,874 Yeah, sorry. Just been a bit mad with all of this. 112 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,050 Missed ya. 113 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,371 Here, hold that. 114 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,019 I got you this. 115 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,679 - What's this for? - You've to make a speech at the weddin', 116 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,072 ...and just with your accent. 117 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,184 I've the same accent as you. 118 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,920 What're you laughin' at? 119 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,439 Nothin'. 120 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:41,224 Nothin' is right. Laugh at me again and watch what happens. 121 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,359 Excuse me, do you realise you're actually the maid of honour? 122 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:47,079 It is your duty to the bride to turn up for fittings on time 123 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,599 and to organise everyone on the day 124 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,199 and show up with a nice fella that matches your dress. 125 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,279 What's that mean? 126 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,359 Mary. 127 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,399 I wouldn't worry about her turnin' up with a fella, Sally. 128 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,751 Chance'll be a fine thing. 129 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,959 Think I can get a fella quicker than you, Leona. 130 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:58,999 And how'd you work that one out'? 131 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,039 I've been with the same chap the past five years. 132 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,079 Who? 133 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,604 Seamus McCrory. 134 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,559 - Who? - He was the year behind us in school. 135 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,119 The little midget who used to do football in his underpants, him? 136 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,799 That was fuckin' years ago, Mary. 137 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,839 People don't forget, Leona. 138 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,839 Yeah, well, at least I have a fuckin' boyfriend. 139 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,915 I wouldn't touch him with yours. 140 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,039 You're not even getting a plus one. 141 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,008 Charlene has given it to Declan's cousin. 142 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,502 Jesus Christ! You think we could focus on me for a while now? 143 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,096 Come here, what was it like? 144 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,595 Would have been nice to hear from you. 145 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,148 Said you didn't want visitors. 146 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,911 You could have wrote, like. 147 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,448 You should have told me, like... 148 00:09:51,495 --> 00:09:53,018 Where the fuck is he? 149 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,719 Just text him and tell him we're goin' drinkin'. 150 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,999 - No. - Please? 151 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,543 No! 152 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,040 Why not? 153 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,679 Cos the wedding is this day, three weeks, 154 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,224 and I've fuckin' a hundred and one things to be doin'. 155 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,184 How come I didn't get a plus one? 156 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,619 Cos the plates are like 60 quid. 157 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,301 Everyone you know is gonna be there. 158 00:10:18,814 --> 00:10:20,025 What? 159 00:10:21,002 --> 00:10:22,240 Nothin'. 160 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,960 Sap. 161 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,439 - You're a sap. - You're a sap. 162 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,040 There he is now, look. 163 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,278 Right, this is for you. 164 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,355 Now, are you sure you're OK doin' all this? 165 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,520 Cos I can get Leona to help if you want. 166 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,400 Right, OK, cool? 167 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,573 - Call you later, right? - Yeah. 168 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,879 So, basically, if you punch in something wrong 169 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,710 you just hit void and start again, OK? 170 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,192 It's a piece of piss, really. 171 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,448 Just ask Udel if you need anything, all right? 172 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,439 I'm on the same shift as you tomorrow. So I'll see you then, yeah? 173 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,640 OK. 174 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,292 - Thanks. - No bother. 175 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,074 - Where are you from yourself'? - Nigeria. 176 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,253 Do you have a girlfriend? 177 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:41,003 - I have a wife. - Oh. 178 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,769 I knew the first night I met Declan, 179 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,653 that he was the one for Charlene. 180 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,357 He was a kind-hearted bloke. 181 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,089 And a nice man. 182 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,621 Plus, he bought the two of us loads of drinks, so that was cool. 183 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,434 Char was always the confident one with fellas. 184 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:00,760 Whereas with me, 185 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,559 I never really bothered that much 186 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,495 cos I think most fellas from Drogheda are all dopes. 187 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,324 No offence, to any of ya's here tonight, though. 188 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,584 It's shit around here now. 189 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,300 Everything's changed. 190 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,792 You're still selling gear? 191 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,920 Nah... 192 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,449 I'm working as a postman. 193 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,965 Your da set that up? 194 00:12:29,425 --> 00:12:30,925 Yeah. Nice one, da. 195 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,710 Do you wanna go on a date sometime? 196 00:12:37,316 --> 00:12:38,550 What? 197 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,136 A date. 198 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,043 Why? 199 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,200 I don't know. 200 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,488 We never did that. 201 00:12:47,519 --> 00:12:50,410 - So? - Maybe we should. 202 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,315 - For the laugh. - What are you on about? 203 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,063 I suppose. 204 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,641 Any interest in goin' to a weddin', no? 205 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,810 I'll see ya around, yeah? 206 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,560 Yeah. 207 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,995 Dates. 208 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,599 No matter how great life is, 209 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,759 it's always better when you have someone special to share it with. 210 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,799 Here at Cupid's Arrow, 211 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,879 we provide a unique personal introduction service 212 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,911 that is designed to help you meet someone special. 213 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,743 No more single ads. 214 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,901 No more Tinder dates. 215 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,227 So why not visit us today? 216 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,200 - Yeah. - Are you Jess? 217 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,560 Yeah. 218 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,279 I'm Charlene Duffy's maid of honour. 219 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,588 I'm here to pay a deposit for the weddin' video. 220 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,959 Uh, any chance you can come back in an hour? 221 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,960 No. 222 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:37,602 Hey. Um... Uh, come in. 223 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,153 I actually thought this job was cancelled when I never heard from her. 224 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,560 Here, em. 225 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,508 Where am I, again? 226 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,274 Bewley Mews 227 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,820 Uh, what's the... What's the date again? 228 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,617 28th of March. 229 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,891 Oh, shit. 230 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,541 - What? - I actually can't do it. I have a gig that night. 231 00:15:07,219 --> 00:15:08,414 What? 232 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,914 I have a gig with my band. 233 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,406 Well, can you not cancel that? 234 00:15:14,711 --> 00:15:15,840 No. 235 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,120 Why not? 236 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,218 Because I don't want to. 237 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,319 It's fine. I have a number here I can give you. 238 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,759 No, she wanted you. 239 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,999 I'm sure Charlene will get over it. 240 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,012 No, she really won't. 241 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,231 What do you want me to do? 242 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,959 Fine. 243 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,168 I will cancel my gig for you. 244 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,364 Thanks. 245 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,629 Bridezilla, huh? 246 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,996 Mind your own business. 247 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,090 What's, eh... 248 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,668 What's her name, again? 249 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,926 Jess. 250 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,004 OK, you owe me. 251 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,551 Oh, thank you. 252 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,959 - Seriously, thank you. - You're welcome. 253 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,012 Eh, Jess, I'm gonna head on. Do you want my digits? 254 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,673 - Uh... - He forgot your name a minute ago. 255 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,001 No, I didn't. 256 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,279 Yeah, you did. You just asked me what her name was. 257 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,196 Uh, it's fine. 258 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,811 - I didn't want his number anyway. - Bye. 259 00:16:33,804 --> 00:16:35,022 Well played. 260 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,480 I have me moments. 261 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,640 - The deposit. - Oh, thank you. 262 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,519 So I guess I'll see you on the 28th, then. 263 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,882 Yeah. 264 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,718 - You're a good egg. - You, too. 265 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,199 Door opening. 266 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,936 "You're a good egg"? 267 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,999 Fuckin' asshole. 268 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,157 Door closing. 269 00:17:15,215 --> 00:17:16,848 Order for McArdle. 270 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,520 Um, just a minute. 271 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,002 Thanks. 272 00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:46,077 There's Mary. 273 00:17:46,757 --> 00:17:47,840 - Hey. - Hey. 274 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,367 - Hey, Mary. - Hi. 275 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,477 Do you wanna join us? It's Leona's birthday. 276 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,601 - No. - All right 277 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,749 Happy birthday. 278 00:17:57,023 --> 00:17:59,101 So I just came to say that I met a fella. 279 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,519 So I might need that plus one after all. 280 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,879 Oh! 281 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,799 What do you mean "Oh"? I'm not a fuckin' leper, Charlene. 282 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,019 I know. Stop cursin' at me. 283 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,323 Sorry. 284 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,589 So, who is he? 285 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,288 - You don't know him. - Yeah, well, what's his name? 286 00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:18,299 John. 287 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,588 "John" what? 288 00:18:21,463 --> 00:18:22,690 Carter. 289 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,752 From Mars? 290 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,519 What? 291 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,065 The film. 292 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,008 So, can he come or not? 293 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,985 Yeah. Course. 294 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,860 Thank you. 295 00:18:40,227 --> 00:18:41,672 You're welcome. 296 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,160 See you's. 297 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,133 - See you, Mary. - See you, Mary. 298 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,344 John Carter? Seriously? 299 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,617 She's fine. 300 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,848 Hey, it's me. 301 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,239 - Hiya. - So, listen. 302 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,359 I was thinking it could be good for us to meet John Carter before the weddin'. 303 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,560 Who? 304 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,497 Your boyfriend. 305 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,879 Oh, yeah. 306 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,599 So why don't the two of you's come over for a beer or somethin' on Saturday? 307 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,232 You can see the new house as well. 308 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,967 - He's workin'. - Oh? 309 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,520 What's he do? 310 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,800 Works in a bar. 311 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,680 Where? 312 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,079 - McPhails? - Mary, the barmen in there are really hot. 313 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,427 Which one is he? 314 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,414 The tall one with short hair. 315 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,060 The one with all the tatts? 316 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,692 No. No tatts. 317 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:40,458 Look, you probably don't know him. 318 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:41,981 He keeps to himself. 319 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,270 Anyway, he's workin' Saturday. 320 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,760 Shit. 321 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,520 I could still come over. 322 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,333 Ah no. You're all right. 323 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,098 Come here, em... He's not weird or anything, is he? 324 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,298 - What? - You know what I mean. 325 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,437 No, he's not weird. 326 00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,759 Cool. 327 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,199 It'd be good to meet him anyway. 328 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,922 Maybe next week? 329 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,594 Yeah. I'll say it to him. 330 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,336 Thanks, babes. 331 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,314 The things you need to know about Charlene. 332 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,174 What kind of man you want? 333 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,612 One that's free to go to a weddin' on the 28th of March. 334 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,455 - That's it? - Yeah. 335 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,721 But what kind of men do you like? I mean, Polish, Irish, what? 336 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,039 - Any. - Look, in the agency 337 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,721 we have older men for older women, yeah? 338 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:09,221 But I'll find you a nice boy, OK? Stand up. 339 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,838 Photo. 340 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,776 Now, ready? Smile. 341 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,604 Mmm? A bit more. 342 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,721 A bit more. 343 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,993 Ta-da! 344 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,415 I'm giving you the famous J-Lo glow. 345 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,258 It's excitin', isn't it? 346 00:21:33,282 --> 00:21:34,469 No. 347 00:21:38,971 --> 00:21:40,252 Any advice? 348 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,039 You're askin' her for advice? 349 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,999 Yes, Mam. She's asking me for advice. 350 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,839 I'm a woman. I've been taken out by men. 351 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,052 A fuckin' sniper wouldn't take you out. 352 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,470 I don't remember gettin' any pearls of wisdom off you. 353 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,384 You're done. 354 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,571 - How do I look? - Like a whore. 355 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,032 I believe you're lookin' to find someone to go to a wedding? 356 00:22:24,069 --> 00:22:27,264 Me and Char have known our fair share of hard times. 357 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,747 When Char's gran died, I was there for her. 358 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,900 When stuff was goin' on for me, 359 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,123 she was always there for me, too. 360 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:40,115 As they say, “Hard times will always reveal true friendship.“ 361 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,983 And ours is very true. 362 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,919 Ours is the most true. 363 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,459 Ours is... 364 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,728 Hi, this is Charlene. 365 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,079 Leave a message. 366 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,576 Hey, it's me. 367 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,879 So I was readin' this really interesting thing in the paper earlier. 368 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,599 It said that the best night ever to go out with Mary is a Tuesday night? 369 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,190 So... 370 00:23:05,432 --> 00:23:06,948 Call me back. 371 00:23:08,737 --> 00:23:11,112 So, do you do anything like that yourself? 372 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,374 - What? - Like sport or drama? 373 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,936 No. 374 00:23:21,272 --> 00:23:22,788 Any interests at all? 375 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,811 No. 376 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,671 This is the first one of these where I've actually had a good feelin'. 377 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,155 You just seem to be really sound 378 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,520 and funny. 379 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,333 And you're proper hot. 380 00:23:58,656 --> 00:24:00,776 The fact that you need someone to bring to your friend's weddin' 381 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,530 and I need someone to bring to my brother's weddin'... 382 00:24:04,265 --> 00:24:05,827 ...it could be perfect. 383 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,890 Oh, fuck me. 384 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,271 You're my boyfriend, your name is John. 385 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,039 I've got this. 386 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,359 Hello! 387 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,319 Hi, what are you doin' here? 388 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,879 Oh, I was passing on me way from work. 389 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,554 And who do we have here? 390 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,719 Charlene, this is John Carter, the chap I was tellin' you about. 391 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,147 John, this is Charlene. 392 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,085 I believe I'm comin' to your weddin'. 393 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,999 Wow. He's cute. 394 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,279 Thanks. 395 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,436 Well, it was good to see ya, Char. 396 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,919 He's fuckin' gorgeous, Mary. 397 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,959 Yep. 398 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,765 Can I ask you somethin'? 399 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,749 This is gonna seem really weird cos I just met you but... 400 00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:07,458 would you like to be a groomsman? 401 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,239 It's just Declan, me fella, he doesn't really have any good-lookin' friends, 402 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:16,199 and it'd be deadly to have at least one good-lookin' chap in the photographs. 403 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,218 Er... Sure. 404 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,100 You did well, hun. 405 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,290 I sure did. 406 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,493 By the way, the hen's is on Friday. The theme is Mamma Mia! 407 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,879 What's that mean? 408 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,519 Ya come dressed as a character from the film. 409 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,519 What, like Meryl Streep? 410 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,637 No. Leona got Meryl Streep. 411 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,249 We put all the names in a hat And you got Stellan Skarsgård. 412 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,025 OK? See ya Friday. 413 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,879 Looks like you're coming to a weddin'. 414 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,290 Bring it on, chicken. 415 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,446 You're gonna have to dial down the camp. 416 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,479 Er, I'm not camp. 417 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,501 Eh, yeah, ya are. 418 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,239 What? 419 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,159 I'm sorry. I'll... I'll go to your brother's weddin'. 420 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,142 Aw, fuck off! 421 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,852 The things you need to know about Charlene. 422 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,662 Me and her share the best memories together. 423 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,383 Like the weekends. 424 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,194 When the two of us would go clubbin'. 425 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,024 This is when we'd really get to let our hair down. 426 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:49,039 Nights that felt like they went on forever and ever. 427 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:53,409 Like me and her were the only two people left in the world. 428 00:26:56,919 --> 00:26:59,872 - Hey. - I might head on. 429 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,279 OK, then. 430 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,519 Oh, you text me John Carter's number in the morning? 431 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,551 - Who? - Your boyfriend. 432 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,599 Oh. 433 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,879 - What? - Nothin'. I was just... 434 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,320 ...thinkin' of breakin' up with him. 435 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:17,279 Jesus, Mary, do you not recognise a good thing when it lands in your lap? 436 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,479 Ya don't even know him. He could be a fuckin' dick. 437 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,777 Yeah, well, he's not. 438 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,843 Oh, would you check your email cos I sent ya your speech. 439 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,856 I thought I was supposed to write it. 440 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,451 Well, I did it for ya. 441 00:27:29,089 --> 00:27:30,358 Right? 442 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,582 Nice outfit. 443 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,385 - Weddin' video. - Wedding video. 444 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,439 How's it goin'? 445 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,684 Good. So what are you up to? 446 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,279 Nothin'. 447 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,164 Are you here with mates? 448 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,656 Yeah. 449 00:29:17,782 --> 00:29:19,689 Sorry, I just have to... 450 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,280 Hello? 451 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,205 Fuck off. 452 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,564 There's a queue out here! 453 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,439 - Are you the one doin' all the bangin'? - There's people waiting... 454 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,898 - So what'? - So, like, will you hurry fuckin' up? 455 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,963 Say that again. 456 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,642 Move! 457 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,625 You're after breaking a glass in me fuckin' hand! 458 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,414 Ya See that? Fuckin' lawsuit. 459 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,453 You all right? 460 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,919 Did ya enjoy the show? 461 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,640 What show? 462 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,125 You do realise you're bleeding? 463 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,174 You didn't have to come with me. 464 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,979 I know. 465 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,737 Good night? 466 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,643 Hardly. 467 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,956 You? 468 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,135 It was OK. 469 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,981 Actually it was kinda shit. 470 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:42,279 I spent most of the night hiding from this psycho I went on a date with a while back. 471 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,531 - Hate that. - Yeah. 472 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,919 I've been on a few dates meself lately. 473 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,274 Oh. yeah? 474 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,114 - Lotta psychos. - Yeah? 475 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,750 Big time. 476 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,839 I went on one there the other night with this fella that used to be a priest. 477 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,799 Never been with a woman before in his life. He was like 34. 478 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,000 And what happened? 479 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,935 I left after the starter. 480 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,159 You didn't really give him much of a chance. 481 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,479 He was a priest. 482 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,412 Well, you've obviously got high standards. 483 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,168 That's what me ma says. 484 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,994 But I think that's just cos she has no standards. 485 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,529 When it comes to men. 486 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,287 Your dad not around? 487 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,170 Nah. He left when I was a kid. 488 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,662 My dad died last year. 489 00:32:36,635 --> 00:32:38,209 Sorry. 490 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:45,412 My mam just started dating again. She's got like three guys on the go. 491 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,561 You should give her a call. She might give you some tips. 492 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,881 Yeah, maybe I will. 493 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,584 Mary McArdle? 494 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,719 - Thanks for... - No worries. 495 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,759 I can wait if you like. 496 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,959 Oh, no, you're all right. 497 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,302 See ya around. Yeah? 498 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,165 - All right? - Yeah. 499 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,048 What happened to your hand? 500 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,845 Nothin'. 501 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,900 It's grand. 502 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,556 Did you see there's speed datin' in the Westcourt on Friday night? 503 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,118 The two of us could go together. 504 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,712 Dream on. 505 00:34:03,290 --> 00:34:06,999 Your man Ollie that, drives the taxi for Caffreys, dropped me home. 506 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,171 Asked me out on a date. 507 00:34:11,844 --> 00:34:13,040 He's my age. 508 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,471 I know! 509 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,749 So what? I like him. 510 00:34:17,047 --> 00:34:18,506 You would. 511 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,648 You want advice, Mary? 512 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:36,100 Get off your high horse or you'll end up a very lonely girl. 513 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,687 And that one's for free. 514 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,200 Fuck off! 515 00:35:07,542 --> 00:35:09,255 What can I get ya? 516 00:35:42,579 --> 00:35:44,089 All right? 517 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,874 Jess! 518 00:36:11,701 --> 00:36:13,694 - Hey. - Hey! 519 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:20,719 I saw you from the bus so I, like, I ran from, like, all the way back there... 520 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:24,069 - No way! - Yeah, past the lights. 521 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,718 Right. I'll let you go. 522 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,389 Oh, which way are you walkin'? 523 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,388 Erm... 524 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,709 Well, that way, I suppose. 525 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,170 Do you wanna walk with me? 526 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,264 Sure. 527 00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:50,155 So how's the datin' goin'? 528 00:36:51,087 --> 00:36:54,459 - Shit. - Oh, why bother? 529 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,834 - Because. - Cos why? 530 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,053 I need to find a plus one for that weddin'. 531 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,479 So, you're going on all these dates 532 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,491 with strangers to find someone to bring to a wedding? 533 00:37:11,976 --> 00:37:13,015 Yeah. 534 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,389 Not cos you want to meet someone? 535 00:37:16,246 --> 00:37:17,476 No. 536 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,609 At least you're gettin' laid. 537 00:37:22,304 --> 00:37:23,726 What? 538 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,079 Well, I'm not sleepin' with any of them. 539 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,079 Oh, OK That's cool. 540 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,520 Like, I mean, I don't just jump into bed at the drop of a hat. 541 00:37:33,312 --> 00:37:34,680 Good to know. 542 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,750 Do you wanna do somethin'? 543 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,559 Oh, no, it's cool if you're busy. 544 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,159 No. It's just I've got band practise. 545 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,360 Oh. 546 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,906 All right. 547 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,719 I would, um, 548 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,359 only we've got a gig at the weekend, so... 549 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,239 - Well, that's cool. - I kinda have to be there. 550 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,440 OK. 551 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,479 All right, well, I'm off up this way. 552 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,077 OK. 553 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,242 - It was good to see ya. - Yeah, you, too. 554 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,317 Hey! 555 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,687 What are you doin' tomorrow? 556 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,084 Nothin'. Why? 557 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,239 Does it matter that I don't know any of these people? 558 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,519 - No. Neither do I. - Yeah, well, you're workin'. 559 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,639 So what? You're my assistant. 560 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,719 Anyway, just focus on the blokes. 561 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,119 We're finding you a man tonight. 562 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,438 Or at the very least getting you laid by a culchie. 563 00:38:39,281 --> 00:38:41,305 Hi, I'm Jess, nice to meet you. 564 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,519 OK, can I get everybody looking in here? 565 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,720 That's great. 566 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,119 So, what I think I'm gonna do is 567 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,839 just step the girls out for, like, two seconds 568 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,906 and get some photos of the guys. 569 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,641 Yeah? 570 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,319 Yeah, just move down a couple of steps. 571 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,520 That's perfect. 572 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,479 Smile. 573 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,219 Awesome. 574 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,383 So, uh, have all of you got girlfriends? 575 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,649 Hands up if you're single. 576 00:39:11,133 --> 00:39:13,875 You? Cool. 577 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,885 Charlene's wedding speech, take one, action! 578 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,729 All day I've been looking at ya, 579 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,039 and thinkin' how long we've known each other 580 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,018 and how much you mean to me. 581 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:25,919 It seems like only yesterday we were walkin' to school and makin' each other laugh. 582 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,439 Two things... 583 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,999 We never went to school. 584 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,799 Like ever. We were either suspended or we mitched. 585 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,959 And secondly the young one never laughs. 586 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,639 Like, I mean, ever. 587 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,951 It gets better. 588 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,519 You're the smartest person I know. 589 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,662 - Ugh. - You're gorgeous looking... 590 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,069 The face of an actual cunt. 591 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,199 You are the most generous person in the world. 592 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,125 She actually wrote this about herself? 593 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:54,367 Yeah, the girl is bat-shit crazy. 594 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,920 Hello? 595 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,439 It's Charlene, she says your accent needs work. 596 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,640 Mmm. 597 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,088 No, no, it wasn't us. 598 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,601 Ask them for more drink. 599 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,685 Wait, sorry. Uh, could we get some drink? 600 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,158 He hung up. 601 00:41:13,876 --> 00:41:15,531 Fuck it! 602 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,719 You're a shit matchmaker. 603 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,178 It's your fault for bein' so picky. 604 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,584 Why weren't we iookin' for a fella for you? 605 00:41:23,821 --> 00:41:25,555 I don't want one. 606 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,079 Why, have you been with loads? 607 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,442 What the fuck are you trying to say? 608 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,239 Sorry. 609 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,804 I'm only messin'. 610 00:41:38,492 --> 00:41:39,710 So have ya? 611 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,720 Oh, my God, you really want to know? 612 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,707 You mean sex? 613 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,519 Oh, I dunno. I don't have a number or anything. 614 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,121 - Why, do you? - No. 615 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,138 You do! Tell me. 616 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,679 - No. - Tell me. 617 00:41:56,727 --> 00:41:58,168 No. 618 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,260 I don't think I'm very good at it. 619 00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:06,640 Sex? 620 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:13,603 No. Like meetin' people. Datin'. All that. 621 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,303 Me neither. 622 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,037 Fuck off. 623 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,178 No, I'm serious. 624 00:42:19,692 --> 00:42:21,068 Yeah? 625 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,498 I've always been a bit of a loner. 626 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,361 That's cool. 627 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,521 Is it'? I don't know. 628 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,369 Yeah, like, whatever makes ya happy and that. 629 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,039 I wouldn't say it makes me happy. 630 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,084 It's just the way it is. 631 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,474 Sure, most people think I'm off me rocker. 632 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,879 - Do they? - Big time. 633 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,201 Why? 634 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,559 Just cos. 635 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:50,935 Cos why? 636 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,966 I dunno. 637 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,365 I used to do a lot of stupid shit. 638 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,935 Like what? 639 00:43:01,143 --> 00:43:02,631 Fightin'. 640 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,729 What, like proper fightin'? 641 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:11,576 I hurt a girl in a nightclub a while ago. I got in a lot of trouble for it. 642 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,888 Was in The Joy for six months. 643 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,623 You were in jail? 644 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,318 Fuck off! 645 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,341 Whoa. 646 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,430 Are ya freaked out that I told ya that? 647 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,204 No. 648 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,000 What are ya thinkin'? 649 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,391 Just doesn't seem like you or somethin'. 650 00:43:54,543 --> 00:43:56,618 You don't know me. 651 00:45:40,269 --> 00:45:43,397 Oh, my God. 652 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,596 You OK? 653 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,719 Yeah. I dunno why... 654 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,416 I really like you. 655 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,853 - Bye. - Goodbye. 656 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,314 - See you, Jess. Take care. - See you later. 657 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,475 You freakin' out? 658 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,772 No. 659 00:47:22,912 --> 00:47:24,561 Are You? 660 00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:31,459 Look, it doesn't have to mean anything. 661 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,342 Unless... 662 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:44,264 OK, I'm gonna go now because I'm dyin' of embarrassment. 663 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,202 I'm playin' in McPhails tomorrow night, 664 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,577 just if you're knockin' about... If you want to... 665 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,647 OK. 666 00:47:56,698 --> 00:47:58,052 OK. 667 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,225 Thanks. 668 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,039 ♪ What's the story, Drogheda? 669 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,879 ♪ I feel like I don't belong Like I'm lost in the Viet Cong 670 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,119 ♪ My head is gone Tell me what the fuck is wrong 671 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,079 ♪ It's bleak when the highlight of your week is mitching school on a Monday 672 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,479 ♪ To stuff your face in Subway Foot-long, yeah, baby 673 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,079 ♪ It's boring, but better than smoking a bong with some radgy-looking mong 674 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,159 ♪ Oh, by the way, my name is Julie Yours truly 675 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,669 ♪ I'm a bad bitch, not really ♪ 676 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,415 Hi, this is Charlene, leave a message. 677 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,399 Hey, what does it mean when you've been with a fella and he says 678 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,284 it doesn't have to mean anything? 679 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,435 And then he says, "Do you want to meet up?" 680 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,443 What does that mean? Does that mean 681 00:48:59,782 --> 00:49:01,919 he's into it or not? 682 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,997 Call me back. 683 00:49:09,263 --> 00:49:11,310 ♪ Oh, God 684 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,966 ♪ Get me out of this town 685 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,849 ♪ Oh, God 686 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,458 ♪ Get me out of this town 687 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,399 ♪ I can't wait 688 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,075 ♪ Till the factory shuts down 689 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,879 ♪ I can't wait 690 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,325 ♪ Till the dock lands drown 691 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:49,656 ♪ Oh, God 692 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,508 ♪ Get me out of this place 693 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,791 ♪ Oh, God 694 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:03,219 ♪ Get me out of this place 695 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:12,439 ♪ I don't care if I never see another familiar face ♪ 696 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,279 ♪ You waze me up 697 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:28,199 ♪ so I can stand on mountains. 698 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,119 ♪ You waze me up 699 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,559 ♪ to walk on stormy... ♪ 700 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,157 You can stop there, Rita. 701 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:41,066 Rita, love, it's "raise me up". Raise. 702 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,760 Waze. 703 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,239 - Jesus Christ. - She's your cousin, Charlene. 704 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,320 Come on! 705 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,486 Who's she? 706 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,197 The young one doin' the weddin' video. 707 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,559 She looks like a weirdo. 708 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,088 I know. Total freak. 709 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,041 Why does she keep staring over here? 710 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,199 Maybe she's checking you out. 711 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,002 Oh, my God! She is totally checking me out. 712 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,719 Jesus Christ! Can nothin' go right? 713 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,343 Charlene! 714 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:31,835 All right Rita. Let's try this again and it's "raise". 715 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,200 Waze. 716 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,833 I need to talk to you. 717 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,241 Oh. Well, I need to talk to you, too. 718 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,199 Right. You go first. 719 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,780 OK. Erm... 720 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,679 - You go first - OK. 721 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,101 This might be hard to hear, so I'll just say it. 722 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,639 Me and Leona were in Fusion on Saturday night 723 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:57,046 and we saw John Carter getting off with a man. 724 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,719 You went clubbin' with Leona? 725 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,839 Yeah. 726 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,039 I have been asking you to go out with me for weeks. 727 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,559 Mary! I think you're missin' the point here. 728 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:06,911 Yeah, we broke up. 729 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,559 And when were you gonna tell me? 730 00:52:08,607 --> 00:52:10,624 Well, when do I see you, Charlene? 731 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,159 All right look. Don't panic. I'm not gonna say it to anyone. 732 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,359 We'll just find you someone else to bring as a plus one. 733 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,445 Maybe one of Declan's friends. Some of them are really weird. 734 00:52:19,295 --> 00:52:20,694 OK? 735 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,257 Mary? 736 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,199 What was that about? 737 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,358 I dunno, she just stormed off. 738 00:52:32,743 --> 00:52:34,147 Hi. 739 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,835 Do you wanna go on a date sometime? 740 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,972 Um... OK. 741 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,030 - Cool. - Cool. 742 00:52:48,998 --> 00:52:51,640 What the fuck is she doing? 743 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,749 OK. 744 00:52:59,111 --> 00:53:01,896 I just wanted to do that, so... 745 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:08,062 Erm, I better go. I'll call ya later. 746 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,663 Bye. 747 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,046 When did this happen? 748 00:53:21,344 --> 00:53:22,843 Couple of nights ago. 749 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,132 Was helping her out at a weddin'. 750 00:53:25,613 --> 00:53:26,813 And what? 751 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,599 We were drinkin', 752 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,460 one thing led to another. 753 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,577 So you're into girls now? 754 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,882 Maybe. 755 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,085 You're makin' a show of yourself, Mary. 756 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,085 Well, what's new, Charlene? 757 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,976 Try on that dress, will ya? 758 00:53:57,390 --> 00:53:59,274 So I was thinkin'. 759 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,668 Since you're gonna be at the weddin', 760 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,719 and I'm gonna be at the weddin', why don't we both go together? 761 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:08,085 I thought you wanted to bring a hot bloke. 762 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,905 Not any more. 763 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:14,796 OK. 764 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,538 Cool. 765 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,093 What? 766 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,413 Nothin', just... 767 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,835 Suddenly you seem very cool about all this. 768 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,919 It's a big change from when we were on the bus a while back 769 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,199 and you avoided looking at me for the whole three-hour drive, actually. 770 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,759 I didn't refuse to look at ya. 771 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,959 I seem to remember you looking out the window a lot. 772 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,249 OK, maybe I did a bit. 773 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,624 Then you kissed me in front of all your mates. 774 00:54:56,868 --> 00:54:58,421 Fuck it. 775 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,639 Did they say anything about it? 776 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,559 Actually, Charlene had a lot to say about it. 777 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,199 Apparently I'm making a show of meself. 778 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,999 Fuck her. 779 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,968 She's probably just worried about you. 780 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,479 Charlene does not give a fuck about me, 781 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,757 she's just worried that I'll ruin her precious weddin'. 782 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,051 Is that why you're asking me to go? 783 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,559 What? 784 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,601 To piss her off? 785 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,116 No. 786 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:37,062 I don't care what Charlene thinks. 787 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,710 Mary, you're obsessed with what she thinks. 788 00:55:42,023 --> 00:55:44,859 - No, I'm not. - Yeah, you are. 789 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,086 I don't want to be used. 790 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:56,312 What the fuck does that mean? 791 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,734 Whoa, don't curse at me. 792 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:09,281 I just don't want you usin' me to get even with Charlene. 793 00:56:10,213 --> 00:56:11,719 I'm not. 794 00:56:16,223 --> 00:56:17,828 OK. 795 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,013 Will I get us some drinks? 796 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,037 Hello, this is Mary... 797 00:57:43,087 --> 00:57:48,562 You have new voicemail. To listen to your messages, press 1. 798 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,485 Hey. Um, 799 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,837 I don't really know what happened last night and 800 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,220 to be honest I'm not sure I care any more. 801 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,719 I guess I don't really know what's going on with you 802 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,048 and you don't seem to want to tell me. 803 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,071 And running away like that is 804 00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:15,461 fucking ridiculous. 805 00:58:16,489 --> 00:58:18,095 That's what children do 806 00:58:18,295 --> 00:58:20,446 and I'm not a child. 807 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:25,618 Look, I think we should just call it quits on this. 808 00:58:26,159 --> 00:58:28,423 I hope everything goes well for you, Mary, 809 00:58:28,647 --> 00:58:31,095 and that you figure it all out. 810 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:37,959 And there's no need to call me back, I'd honestly prefer it if you didn't. 811 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:41,332 OK. Bye. 812 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,235 - Hey. - All right? 813 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,954 What are you doing here? 814 00:58:53,759 --> 00:58:55,782 Came to see you. 815 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,603 So, what's the story with your girlfriend? 816 00:59:07,806 --> 00:59:09,006 What? 817 00:59:09,159 --> 00:59:11,314 She cancelled on me this morning. 818 00:59:12,613 --> 00:59:14,064 I don't know. 819 00:59:15,053 --> 00:59:16,876 And she's not my girlfriend. 820 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,650 So what, you're not a lesbian now? 821 00:59:27,703 --> 00:59:29,595 Are you all right? 822 00:59:32,678 --> 00:59:33,923 Here. 823 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,603 What's this? 824 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,275 The speech. I wrote it. 825 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,454 I did the speech for you. 826 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,605 Well, it's supposed to come from me. 827 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:44,999 Mary, like, I... 828 00:59:45,023 --> 00:59:46,665 Fine. It doesn't matter. 829 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,556 Gimme it. 830 00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,478 "The things you need to know about Charlene. 831 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:15,462 "Her first crush was on Mr. Duffy, our geography teacher in fifth class. 832 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:20,571 "Her first kiss was on the bus on the way home from a Boyzone concert. 833 01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,039 "Her eyes are a mixture of green and brown 834 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,978 "and not hazel as most people think. 835 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:29,767 "She loves brown sauce and eats it on everything. 836 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,071 "She can never remember how a joke ends. 837 01:00:34,384 --> 01:00:37,055 "When she's sick she always watches the film 838 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:40,462 "Ella Enchanted and eats packets of Monster Munch. 839 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:46,048 "When she walks into a room, people always notice her and want to be around her. 840 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:50,212 "This is because of her warmth and her good sense of humour. 841 01:00:51,175 --> 01:00:54,384 "She loves Declan more than anything else in the world, 842 01:00:54,678 --> 01:00:57,025 "even brown sauce. 843 01:00:57,390 --> 01:01:01,110 "And she is the best friend that anyone could ever ask for." 844 01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:06,814 It's lovely. 845 01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:13,564 You're me best mate and I wanted it to come from me. 846 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,991 Thanks. 847 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,811 Do you wanna go for a pint? 848 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,678 I'm gettin' married tomorrow. 849 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:29,799 Yeah, but is that not tradition, that the maid of honour take 850 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,499 the bride out the night before the big day? 851 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,796 - No. - For one? 852 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,569 No! 853 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,335 All right. 854 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,413 I'll see ya at the church, then. 855 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:47,761 Yeah. 856 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,686 Why do you never want to see me any more? 857 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,319 What are you on about? 858 01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,239 Why do you never want to see me? 859 01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,999 Mary, how many times do we have to talk about this? 860 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,599 - Fine! Fuck sake. - Stop cursin' at me, Mary! 861 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,999 Then stop actin' like a stuck-up bitch, Charlene! 862 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,079 I don't have time for this. 863 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,119 Oh, of course ya don't, 864 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:10,239 cos when do you have time for anyone other than yourself? 865 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,147 - Excuse me? - You've fuckin' changed. 866 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,061 Oi! 867 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,359 Do you have any idea the shit you've put us through? 868 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,749 Me. Your ma. All of us. 869 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,217 After what you did. 870 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,350 Ya haven't a clue, have ya? 871 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,279 And then you show up on me doorstep 872 01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,839 the day before me weddin' and call me a shit friend 873 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,905 cos I won't go drinkin' with ya. 874 01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,749 I mean, are you for fuckin' real? 875 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:48,753 And you know what, Mary? You're right. I have changed. 876 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,919 Everyone has, except you. 877 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,292 You're still a mess. 878 01:02:57,429 --> 01:03:00,241 Who the fuck wants to be around that? 879 01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:26,759 Hey, it's me. 880 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,359 - How many do you want? - Six. 881 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,322 We're goin' out. 882 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,440 So, where's your boyfriend at? 883 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:39,565 Are you all selective cos you got a pony tail? 884 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,559 What's your name, delicate? 885 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:43,679 - I dunno. - Yvonne! 886 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,879 - Yvonne? - Oh, that's a French ass name, Yvonne. 887 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,439 My little French croissant. 888 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,596 You are mad. 889 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,359 All right. 890 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,932 I'm only joking, I'm sorry, like. 891 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,079 Let's do somethin? Come on! 892 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,971 Where we goin'? 893 01:04:06,501 --> 01:04:07,916 Out. 894 01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,511 Fuck. 895 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:08,919 Don't! Don't! 896 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:12,167 - Ya fuckin' animal! - Call the guards. 897 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,659 You're fucking buck mad you are. 898 01:05:22,054 --> 01:05:24,033 D'you hear me? 899 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,440 Come on! 900 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:41,119 Assault, anti-social behaviour, assault again. 901 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,919 If she ends up in front of a prick of a judge... 902 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,599 - It's not good. - No, it's not good. 903 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,003 You can take her home now. 904 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,612 Thanks, Guard. 905 01:05:50,430 --> 01:05:51,878 Come on. 906 01:06:07,901 --> 01:06:09,904 Is it my fault? 907 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,349 Is what your fault? 908 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,412 I dunno. That you're having problems again. 909 01:06:21,630 --> 01:06:23,637 How is it your fault? 910 01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:32,068 Did ya get someone to go with ya tomorrow? 911 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,439 Sure, so what? You go down there and hold your head up. 912 01:06:40,494 --> 01:06:43,245 You're as good as any of them girls. 913 01:06:56,447 --> 01:06:58,849 Shh. It's OK. 914 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,759 OK. Fix me. 915 01:07:54,338 --> 01:07:57,440 - I'm surprised you'd the nerve to show up. - Leona. 916 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,424 Leave her alone. 917 01:08:09,064 --> 01:08:10,948 Thanks. 918 01:08:16,133 --> 01:08:17,783 You look... 919 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,039 - Are we ready? - Yep, we're ready. 920 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,959 In the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 921 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,487 amen. 922 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:41,382 Father, Son and the Holy Spirit, amen. 923 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,823 You may kiss the bride. 924 01:08:55,140 --> 01:08:57,703 - Ah, yes. Thank you. - Thank you. 925 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,586 - It's just over the far right. - Thank you. 926 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,969 - Hi. - Hiya. 927 01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:09,492 - Hey. - Hi. 928 01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:13,639 I'm so proud of ya. 929 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,359 Thanks. 930 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:18,992 I think it's better if you didn't read out that speech you wrote. 931 01:09:19,816 --> 01:09:21,895 I think it's lovely and it's really funny. 932 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:26,070 I just... Mary, it's just not appropriate. 933 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,199 - What do you want me to say? - It's OK. 934 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,706 Leona has got it covered. You can just sit back and enjoy your night. 935 01:09:34,730 --> 01:09:36,429 You've done loads already. 936 01:09:38,516 --> 01:09:40,114 OK. 937 01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:49,079 "All day I've been looking at you, at me friend, 938 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:52,639 "and thinking about how long we've known each other, and how much you mean to me. 939 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:56,519 "It feels like only yesterday we were walking to school and making each other laugh. 940 01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:58,799 - "And now, look where we are." - Aww. 941 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,159 "You're the smartest person I know, you're gorgeous looking. 942 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,679 "And you're the most generous person in the whole world." 943 01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:08,107 You are, Char. 944 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:13,159 OK, folks. So, we're gonna pass it over to the father of the bride now, 945 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:15,119 so round of applause for him. 946 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,130 Hey, this is Jess. Leave a message. 947 01:10:35,149 --> 01:10:38,471 Hiya, Jess. It's Mary. 948 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,279 I know you don't want me to call, but... 949 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,729 I'm locked. So... 950 01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,885 Actually, I'm not locked. 951 01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:55,830 I haven't had a drink all day so I dunno why I said that. 952 01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:08,456 I just wanted to say sorry for everything that happened. 953 01:11:15,792 --> 01:11:18,382 I don't know what's wrong with me. 954 01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:23,578 I keep hurting people and I don't know why. 955 01:11:30,207 --> 01:11:33,765 I think you were right about me and Charlene. 956 01:11:35,759 --> 01:11:39,359 You're probably right about a lot of things. 957 01:11:44,070 --> 01:11:46,091 I miss you. 958 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,689 Me and her were the best. 959 01:13:38,359 --> 01:13:40,486 The most beautiful. 960 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,830 Me and her. 961 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,041 Me and her. 962 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,813 Me and her. 963 01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:57,044 Hey! 964 01:13:59,257 --> 01:14:00,937 Are you going? 965 01:14:01,403 --> 01:14:03,047 Yeah. 966 01:14:03,927 --> 01:14:06,671 All right, well... Thanks for everything. 967 01:14:07,285 --> 01:14:09,073 You're welcome. 968 01:14:10,286 --> 01:14:12,839 I'm fuckin' married, Mary! 969 01:14:13,243 --> 01:14:15,367 I know. 970 01:14:17,376 --> 01:14:20,136 When I get back from me honeymoon, me and you are goin' out on the town. 971 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:22,367 Just the two of us. 972 01:14:38,679 --> 01:14:40,454 I'll see ya, Char. 973 01:14:40,695 --> 01:14:42,539 See ya, babe. 974 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,394 Where would you be going, if you were going out? 975 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:04,319 Music? Are you into your music? 976 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:07,925 Would you be getting up and dancing and all? Yeah? 977 01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,759 What else do you get up to then? Over the weekend in your spare time? 978 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:15,039 - I go surfin'. - You're a surfer! 979 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,876 No way. That's mad. 980 01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:51,135 Hey. 67845

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