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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,320 Did you make this? 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,160 I'll tell you what - my wife, she'd go fucking nuts for that. 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,760 - Serious? - Yeah, little present. 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:13,320 My friend's funeral is on Thursday, and the wake is at Whelan's pub. 5 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,440 Do you think you could pull off being Patrick's date? 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,760 Yes. 7 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,920 I'll create a distraction for you to hide the gun. 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,680 One of them's got a boyfriend. 9 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,160 He doesn't go by the name of Charlie Littlepockets, does he? 10 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,200 I'll give you the name... 11 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,320 For a grand. 12 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,120 Shit. 13 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:33,440 You're not pregnant. 14 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,200 Since when have you known this? 15 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,960 The night before last. 16 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,440 - What? - I'm sorry! 17 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,560 Leanne. 18 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,320 Leanne! 19 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,560 Right. 20 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:10,920 Well, this is it. 21 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,320 The big day. 22 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,560 T minus zero. 23 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,040 Is that all you're having? 24 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,720 Come on, let me make you something, you need a good breakfast. 25 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,920 - I'm good, thanks. - But you should go out on a full stomach. 26 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,800 This is no time to avoid trans fats. 27 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,160 Let's go mad and have a sausage sandwich. 28 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,720 I said I'm good, thank you. 29 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:37,040 You are going to be able to do this today, aren't you? 30 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,920 You know, do it...properly? 31 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,880 I know this isn't nice. 32 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:46,120 None of us wanted this, but the best thing we can do now, 33 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,240 for all of our sakes, including Patrick, 34 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:52,200 is to go ahead today and...give it our all. 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,440 I know. 36 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,920 Good. 37 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,360 Nice one, mate. 38 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,480 Do you know what? When this is over, you and me, 39 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,200 I think we should go to...fucking Cornwall! 40 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,840 I'm going upstairs to get into character. 41 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,040 What's that? 42 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,320 It's a silencer, you prick. 43 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,680 Yeah, cool. 44 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,320 - BROADCAST: - The mayor's office declined to comment. 45 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,160 There's been a significant development into the investigation 46 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,160 into the death of local schoolboy Gareth Pugh. 47 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:07,520 The 68-year-old suspect, arrested on Monday, has been released, 48 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,080 with all charges against him dropped. 49 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:14,640 Police are now understood to be following an entirely new line of inquiry. 50 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:18,000 Traffic now, and it looks like it's not a lot of fun on the M32. 51 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,760 So are you doing the arrest today? 52 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,200 Gareth Pugh suspect? 53 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,800 Yeah. 54 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,280 Good, good. 55 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,480 What about you? 56 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,120 Oh, busy. 57 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,360 Busy, yeah. 58 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,720 Yeah, I've got a Renault Scenic being parked illegally 59 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,200 for the last three weeks. 60 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,120 The alarm's started going off now, to add insult to injury. 61 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,760 Got to slap a court order on that mother. 62 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,120 So where are you doing the arrest, then, just... 63 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,800 Just at his house? 64 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,160 - School. - Oh, are you? 65 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,240 Good. Jolly good. 66 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,880 Great, well... 67 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,400 Good luck with that. 68 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,840 Yeah, thanks. 69 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,920 And good luck with the, um, Renault Scenic. 70 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,200 Yep. 71 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,680 - Colin? - Hmm? 72 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,200 You want to come with us? 73 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,720 What, on the arrest? 74 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,080 Yeah. 75 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,040 No, I'd just be in the way. 76 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,440 - You'd be more than welcome, but... - Yeah, OK! Great. 77 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,480 I'm going to get a Crunchie from the vending, do you want anything? 78 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,120 See you later. 79 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,960 MUSIC: Sour Times by Portishead 80 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:25,880 HE SIGHS 81 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,480 INDISTINCT CHATTER 82 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,640 - Is that? - Yeah. 83 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,800 Shh. 84 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,040 Shh! 85 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,600 SILENCE FALLS 86 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,880 Dearly beloved. 87 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:37,080 We are gathered here today to say farewell to Ian Francis Bullard. 88 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:42,280 And you'll notice I say "farewell", and not "goodbye". 89 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,680 DOORS RATTLE 90 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,480 DRAMATIC ENTRANCE MUSIC 91 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,000 MURMURING 92 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,640 You'll notice I say "farewell", and not "goodbye". 93 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:22,000 Because today is not an ending. 94 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,920 Death is a door through which we each must... 95 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,000 SHE SIGHS 96 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,240 Good times. 97 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,160 Ready? 98 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,520 Mm-hmm. 99 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,400 Patrick. 100 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,040 How's your head, son? 101 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,200 Willie. Willie! 102 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,400 Patrick! 103 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,440 Oh, come here. 104 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,040 - HE GRUNTS - Hey! 105 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,600 Really appreciate you making it down here today, mate. 106 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,920 That means a lot. 107 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,480 Hey, you're not with this ugly bastard, are you? 108 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,400 How much is he paying you? 109 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,880 HE CHUCKLES 110 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,720 I'm joking. 111 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,320 Heart of a fucking lion, this one. 112 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,440 Willie, this is Claire. 113 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,640 Claire? 114 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,400 God bless you both. 115 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,520 God bless the both of you. 116 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,160 How long has this been going on? 117 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,680 BOTH: About three months. 118 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,200 On our first date, we went ten pin bowling. 119 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,560 - Bowling? - Mmm. 120 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,320 Hey, Shirl. 121 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,040 Shirley! 122 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:50,880 - Look here. - Oh, long time no see! 123 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,680 Hey, thank you for that bear. 124 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,880 I'm serious, that was fucking beautiful, actually. 125 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,720 Nah, no worries. 126 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,400 Hey, hold on to him. 127 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,680 I like a man who can sew, I do. 128 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,680 I won't have him cook, 129 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,280 but I think a man should be able to sew a button. 130 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,800 It's ten past, you're late. 131 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,040 Have you got it, then? 132 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,160 BED MECHANISM WHIRS 133 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,320 No, no, no, no, no. 134 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,360 Meat. A dog must have meat, raw meat. 135 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,600 Anything else is going to dull them, isn't it? 136 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,280 Willie? What's up, mate? 137 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,520 Who the fuck's that? 138 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,400 Well, she was at the service. 139 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,240 Probably some bird he was shagging. 140 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,880 Keep an eye on her. Keep her away from 'Manda. 141 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,880 - He'd have done the same for us, wouldn't he? - Yeah. 142 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,560 All right, mate. 143 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,440 Right. Now, I only know the boy's first name. 144 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,520 - Fuck sake! - It's Patrick. 145 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,280 - Patrick? - That's the one. 146 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,360 And they were shagging. 147 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,280 Patrick, and he lives in Swindon? 148 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,520 At it like two dogs in a ditch, they were. 149 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,120 Fuck me, this is going to ruffle a few feathers, isn't it? 150 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,600 Morning, noon and night, like sailors on a bunk bed. 151 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,320 Right. 152 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,840 Me, I absolutely love 153 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,520 anything to do with the Tudors. 154 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,840 Seriously. Films, telly... 155 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,840 books, even. I love it. 156 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:09,040 - One pack. - All right, Amanda, love? - I'm not being funny, right? 157 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,800 But who the fuck is that? 158 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,120 - Who? - That. 159 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,840 What does she think she fucking looks like? 160 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,520 Did you see her at the service? 161 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,040 I think she's a cousin of Ian's. 162 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,960 What fucking cousin? I've never met her. 163 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,920 PHONE RINGS 164 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,960 - One pack. - Yeah. 165 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,960 - Yeah, I'll call you back, mate. - What cousin? 166 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:31,000 - 'Listen, I've got a name.' - One pack? - I'll call you back in five. 167 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,240 Well, he Irish, isn't he? Cousins coming out of his arsehole. 168 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,520 Right, well, nice doing business with you, love. 169 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,520 If you don't mind fucking off, I need to have a piss 170 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,560 - in a cardboard bowl. - No can do, I'm afraid. 171 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,000 See, I'm going to need that grand back. 172 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,840 - What? - The money. 173 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,720 Give us it back. 174 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,440 Now, hang on, we had a deal. 175 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,960 No, the people that I work for - they don't really do deals. 176 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,240 Well, you can tell the people you work for 177 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,000 to suck my arse. 178 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,880 Big mistake. 179 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:19,240 Nice one, sis. I said he'd try it on, didn't I? 180 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,040 Cheeky twat. 181 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,080 - EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT: - Get me drinks menu! 182 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,640 Is she fucking looking at me? 183 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,160 What? 184 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,000 I want to see drinks menu. 185 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,440 Uh... I don't think there is a drinks menu. 186 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,280 There's Fosters, probably wine. 187 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,720 SHE SIGHS 188 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,400 Make me appletini. 189 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,560 - What? - I want appletini. 190 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,080 Make. 191 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,520 Pick-up, you twat. 192 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,720 Uh... 193 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,800 She wants an appletini. 194 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,480 Fine. 195 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,560 How do you make an appletini? 196 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,520 Just put some shit in a glass. 197 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,640 SIREN BLARES 198 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,960 Last lap. 199 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,880 Come on, ladies. It's not a sponsored walk. 200 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,240 Did you fucking see that? 201 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,640 What is this? It's disgusting. 202 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:21,000 - An appletini...? - This is joke. 203 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,760 You think I'm whore? 204 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,120 GLASS SMASHES 205 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,680 Again. 206 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,560 All right, love, I think it's taxi time for someone, don't you? 207 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,200 I'm sorry, but who the fuck actually are you? 208 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,760 I am friend of Ian's. 209 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,440 - What is to you? - What's it to me? 210 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,920 I'm his fucking fiance, love. 211 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,160 I think you should leave. 212 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,560 I have right to be here. 213 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,280 Ian and I were very close. 214 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,160 Are you fucking Sandra? 215 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,800 Yes. 216 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,800 Yes, I am Sandra. 217 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,560 He told me it was over with Sandra. 218 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,280 Darling. 219 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,320 With Sandra... 220 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,400 it is never over. 221 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,960 GASPS 222 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,640 So, you can get passionate? 223 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,400 That's not what Ian told me. 224 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,000 Hello? 225 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,800 Is that you, Willie? 226 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,040 DEEP VOICE: Mh-hm. 227 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,000 OK, love. 228 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,880 All the late-night text messages, that was you, wasn't it? 229 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,320 Every one. 230 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,920 And when he kept saying overnight in Kidderminster, for work? 231 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,960 I am based just outside kiddie minster. 232 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,720 - ALL: - Ooof. 233 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,040 And when he said he was doing a beekeeping course, 234 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,200 and we were still getting our honey from Aldi, 235 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,880 he was with you, wasn't he? 236 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,760 My darling, he couldn't keep away. 237 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,120 - ALL: - Oooh! 238 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,560 - You bitch! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies! All right, time out. 239 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,120 All right, mate, mate. Let them sort it, yeah? 240 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,160 Go on, love, fucking have her! 241 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,160 SHE SCREAMS 242 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,320 CHEERING 243 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,160 Shit. 244 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,600 William! 245 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,400 I'm watching my programme! 246 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,240 THEY SHOUT AND CHEER 247 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,680 - Fucking whore! - Ow! - Argh! 248 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,840 Yeah, Ian said making love to you was like fucking an otter. 249 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,280 SHE SCREAMS 250 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,600 Fuck! 251 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,400 Right, that's it, fucking show over. 252 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,640 Fucking silk, that. 253 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,800 - No! - Arrgh! 254 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,280 - Fucking chuck her out. - Get your hands off me. 255 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,000 - Are you OK? - No! No! 256 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,520 - Come on, out here, now. - No! Ian... - I know, I've heard it before. 257 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,840 Ian loved me. He loved me like... 258 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,400 - Argh! - There's a bag of Hula Hoops for the bus home, now fuck off. 259 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,640 Oh, my God, right, we need to get you to hospital. 260 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,800 - OWN ACCENT: - I'm fine. - Patrick, what are you doing? - People are looking. - I don't care - the baby. - Shh. 261 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,080 - Patrick, leave her alone, mate, you'll catch something. - Come on. 262 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,280 Come on. 263 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,240 - WHISPERS: - I'm not pregnant. 264 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,120 - What? - Fucking forgotten what he's like, 265 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,760 he's like the dog with two fucking dicks, isn't he? 266 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,520 I'm not pregnant. 267 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,440 I never was. 268 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,960 I'm sorry. Just... 269 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,000 - go in. - That's it, mate. Come on. 270 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,720 Come on and have a beer, eh? 271 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,560 Come on and have a beer. Come on. 272 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,120 You don't want a dead man's sloppy seconds anyway, do you? 273 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,440 Eh? 274 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,600 Sorry, Amanda. 275 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:49,000 It's not always worth it, son. You'll be scratching your bollocks for a week. 276 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,480 Willie, is that you? 277 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,800 - Yes, Mum. - What are you doing coming in and out? 278 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,320 You're playing hell with my nerves. 279 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,000 All right, calm down, 280 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,960 I'm only going to change my bloody shirt. 281 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,600 Mate, you look like shite. 282 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,040 What are you drinking? 283 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,520 Um... 284 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:30,280 - I'll have a whisky. - Fuck me, good lad. He's on the whiskies. 285 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,400 Good lad. 286 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,120 SHE SOBS 287 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,840 Charlie Littlepockets. 288 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,280 It's Patrick. 289 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,040 Fuck sake! 290 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,320 I'm sorry, mate. What the fuck's going on there, then? 291 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,280 You're going to take him for a drive. 292 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,000 Get the knuckles, the cable cutters... 293 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,680 ..and the glock. 294 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,360 Meet me at the place. 295 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,120 Give us ten minutes' head start. 296 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,400 Fucking breaks my heart. 297 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,080 You're a good man, Willie. 298 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,760 Oh, fuck. 299 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,160 You look like you're carrying the weight of the whole fucking world 300 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,160 - on your shoulders, mate. - Oh, Willie. Um... 301 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,760 - I was just about to get off, actually. - No, no, no, you've been drinking, I'll give you a lift. 302 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,160 - Oh, no, no, it's all right. - I insist. 303 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,120 No. No, no, no, no, no. 304 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,680 Patrick! 305 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,080 Shit. 306 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,960 Patrick! Shit! 307 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,320 Shit! PATRICK! 308 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,280 Ahh! 309 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,240 'It's only me, Mrs Whelan. What's that, EastEnders?' 310 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,240 'Oh, it's rubbish, no. I don't watch it.' 311 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,640 - Ohh! - Oh, shit! 312 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,960 - Oh, fuck's sake! - I'm sorry. 313 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,960 I'm so sorry! 314 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,600 I've just got to pick a few things up for Willie, then I'll be out your hair. 315 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,640 You? 316 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,560 It's fucking you. 317 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,520 DOOR UNLOCKS 20523

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