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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,160 Guess what happened with me and Patrick last night. 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:07,760 He collects and restores teddies. 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,960 And pals about with blokes that shoot people. 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,840 I wondered if you would look after Charlie Littlepockets for me? 5 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,280 That would be an honour. 6 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,040 We need to find out what's inside back there, Leanne. 7 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,880 - I'm opening it up. - Well, what is it? 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:22,960 It... It's a gun. 9 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,960 So, then, got rid of the body properly, then, yeah? 10 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:31,880 - Yeah. - You've got to get to the spunk out of the bollocks. - What? 11 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:38,680 You have got to take out these witnesses. Finish the fucking job. 12 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,040 Put these on me tab, yeah? 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,720 No tabs. You need to pay for that. 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,280 This is what your daddy should have done. 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,800 - What was that? - It's nothing. 16 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,640 Oh, fuck. 17 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,240 BELL RINGS 18 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,240 Patrick. 19 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,400 - All right, mate? - Willy. 20 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,840 Great to see you. 21 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,440 It's been a while. Was you just in the area, or...? 22 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,200 Oh, I'm stressed out here, mate. 23 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,120 Just trying to stay calm. 24 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,400 - I'm sorry to hear that. - I need a favour. 25 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,440 A big favour. 26 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,480 Erm... 27 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,160 Well, I mean... 28 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,000 - If... - I knew I could count on you, mate. 29 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,680 I just need you to look after something for me. 30 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,000 One-Pack'll drop it round, 31 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,440 just throw it in the fucking drawer and forget about it. 32 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,400 Fuck me. What's all this, mate? 33 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,680 Oh, that's just a sideline...thing. 34 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,120 Do you make these? 35 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,800 I restore... Well... 36 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:12,920 Yeah. 37 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:19,760 Yeah... Each bear gets a little certificate, yeah? 38 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,120 That's fucking quality, that, mate. 39 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,000 - Yeah? - I tell you what, my wife, she'd go fucking nuts for that. 40 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,040 I tell you. 41 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,200 Oh, yeah. Hang on. 42 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,240 I tell you what. 43 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,400 - Serious? - Yeah. 44 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,440 - Little present. - Oh, mate. 45 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,160 She'll fucking... Come here. Come here. 46 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,200 Ah! 47 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,520 Hey! 48 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,240 Argh! 49 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,400 Hey, top bloke. 50 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,400 Don't you forget, mate. Door's always open. 51 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,360 DOORBELL RINGS 52 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,640 SHE SCREAMS 53 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,080 Morning. 54 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,800 Do you think I got enough on it? 55 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,360 I mean, some went on my hand, and I had to sort of drip it on. 56 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,120 I mean, a lot went on. It was a big one. 57 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,000 I mean, you don't drink that much Tizer and not do a big one. 58 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,800 Oh, Rhones, nothing's happening. 59 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,760 Does that mean I'm not... It does, doesn't it? 60 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,680 It means I... 61 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:08,720 Oh, my...God. 62 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:09,760 A line. 63 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,040 - That means I'm pregnant. - Oh, my God. 64 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,560 Hey, my horoscope said, 65 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,040 a new person or job opportunity would come into my life. 66 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,400 And a baby is sort of like a person. 67 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,800 - And being a full-time mum is a job. - Oh, my God. 68 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:30,200 Russell Grant, if you can hear me now, and I believe you can, 69 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,160 thank you for this blessing. 70 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,760 - Oh, my God, this is a disaster. - No, this is fate. 71 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:39,160 Leanne, we need to talk about your options. 72 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,600 Names. Breast-feed or bottle. 73 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:45,840 No, I mean the two options you have right now. 74 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,480 What, boy or girl? Yes. 75 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,800 If I want a girl, I need to start eating garlic or oily fish now. 76 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,680 Hello, you're through to Childline. 77 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:03,920 Yeah, hi, this is, like, confidential, right? 78 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,640 Yes, that's right, lovie. 79 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,200 - Even if I've done something illegal? - Even if you have broken the law. 80 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,400 Right. Because what it is is... 81 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,320 I shot this guy. 82 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,840 What? 83 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,120 I shot this guy. 84 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,840 Jesus Christ, I thought you were going to say you'd nicked some cans. 85 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:23,880 Sorry. 86 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,360 - Go on, lovie. - I just don't really know what to do now. 87 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,560 And I'm a bit stressed out because the spunk's still in the balls. 88 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:35,800 - The what? - The spunk is still in his balls. 89 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,480 It's got DNA in it. 90 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:41,120 Well, I mean... I think that's the least of your worries, lovie. 91 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,320 You don't have to worry about... 92 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,520 about the spunk in the balls. 93 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,960 That's not a thing. 94 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,560 Really? Fuck. Thanks, Benny. 95 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,840 You just made me look like a twat in front of Childline. 96 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,240 I think you should go to the authorities. 97 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,560 It sounds like you're a very disturbed young man. 98 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,720 What? Fuck's sake. 99 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,840 I could have gone to my mum for that. 100 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,880 Is there anything else you want to talk about? 101 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,360 No. 102 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,240 Wait. 103 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,280 Yeah. 104 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,800 Is it gay to get stiffies in the night? 105 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,800 Oh, my God. I think I can feel him kicking. 106 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,520 - Is that possible? - No. 107 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,240 - No, it isn't. - Must be gas. 108 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:32,360 The Tizer. Oh, baby's first Tizer. 109 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,680 Right, so what do we do now? 110 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,160 Well, first of all, I've got to talk to Patrick. 111 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,760 - What? - Rhona, he's the father. 112 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,440 Yes, but in the cons column, 113 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:46,400 he could get you, and now your unborn child, killed. 114 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,200 Rhona, yeah, he may have some shady friends, 115 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,320 but he's not going to hurt the mother of his child. 116 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,680 Now, maybe he'll slam the door in my face, but he's the father. 117 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,520 I'm going to talk to him. 118 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,440 Well, you'll be going on your own. 119 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,040 Fine. 120 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,680 I'm serious. 121 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,040 I know you are. 122 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,040 I won't be there to back you up if anything goes wrong. 123 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,880 Rhona, believe it or not, 124 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:28,200 I made it 26 years of my life without your help. 125 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,000 Pull, Leanne. 126 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,440 GUNSHOT 127 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:56,880 You heard, then? 128 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,320 I can't believe it. 129 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,840 She was such a good woman, you know? 130 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,480 Sharp wit, 131 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,680 damn fine cheesecakes. 132 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,080 You think they got to Forrest? 133 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,360 That he's mixed up in all this shit? 134 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,560 I think we have to entertain that idea, yeah, 135 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,880 given that his wife was shot on her own doorstep. 136 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:18,920 Fuck! 137 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,880 You know, I've never told anyone this. 138 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,320 I grew this moustache because of that man. 139 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,480 Fuck. 140 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,360 Right. 141 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,640 - You are OK there? - Yeah. - Are you sure? 142 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,440 Shall I just check if the milk is pasteurised? 143 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,000 - Erm... - No, I'll just check. 144 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,640 Hello, is it pasteurised? 145 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,160 Sorry, mate. Hi, the milk, is it pasteurised? 146 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,160 Leanne. Leanne, wait. 147 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,000 Of course you need to talk to Patrick about this. 148 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,240 I'm sorry. 149 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,040 Sorry I called you a cold-hearted bitch. 150 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,680 - When did you say that? - Maybe I just thought it. 151 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,400 Point is, it's water under a bridge. 152 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,040 Come on, let's go catch the train. 153 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,080 Come on. 154 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,760 MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS 155 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,800 Adrian? 156 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:37,840 Adrian?! 157 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,280 Adrian, my name's DC Wilton, I'm a police officer. 158 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:51,640 I wanted to talk to you about Gareth Pugh. 159 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,520 Gareth who? 160 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,840 Oh. Yeah. 161 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,920 - That guy. - I was told you two are friends. 162 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,240 Oh, no, we was more friends in year eight, to be honest. 163 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,200 - Right. - The teachers and Gareth's mum said that you two are pretty tight. 164 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,680 I know him to say hello to. 165 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,520 Why? What's he done? 166 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,320 Gareth didn't come home on Saturday night. 167 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,840 He hasn't been seen since. Do you know anything about that? 168 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,520 Well, when did you last see Gareth? 169 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,280 Well, I don't want you to worry, Adrian. 170 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,000 We're going to be looking for Gareth, 171 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,160 and we're very good at finding people, whatever's happened to them. 172 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,880 If you do remember something, 173 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,280 it doesn't matter how small it might seem, 174 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,000 you need to let us know, OK? 175 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,520 - Yeah. - OK? 176 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,560 Yes! 177 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,720 Hey, Dens, he's come home. 178 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,440 We'll have the whipper-in round. 179 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,640 - Mystique? - Hi, Patrick. 180 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,480 Sorry to bother you. I know I only saw you, God, day before yesterday? 181 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,680 So much has happened. Sorry I look a bit weird, 182 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,120 - I slept on the street last night. - Is everything all right? 183 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,960 Whoa. 184 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,800 Uh. What the...? 185 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,000 Inside, bucko. 186 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,920 - Right, look, I can explain. - Rhona. 187 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,160 Please just put the gun down. 188 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,320 - We didn't discuss this. - We know you're in a gang. 189 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,160 - Yes, OK. - Rhona. - I mean, no, I used to be. 190 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,760 Put the gun down. 191 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,280 - Leanne, shut up. - For God's sake, please, no more bloodshed. 192 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,440 - What? - She's got previous. - Oh, God. 193 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,480 Is it money you're after? Cos I can get you money. 194 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,800 The gang, what's your involvement? 195 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,320 I was... I was a teenager. 196 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,240 Oh, God, I'm not in it any more, I swear. 197 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,440 Right, so you got this from Argos, did you? 198 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,840 - I was made to hide it. - Just listen to him. 199 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,440 These bears - what's that about? Stashing coke or something? 200 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,760 - What? - Right, you're being ridiculous now. 201 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,840 Coke? No, if you put a gram of coke one of those bears, 202 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,240 it would actually devalue it. 203 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,360 And why didn't you call my friend back? 204 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,000 - I'm... I'm sorry. - It's all right, Patrick. 205 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,640 Would it have killed you to text her? 206 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,160 Look, I had an essay to finish. 207 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,840 Could have text me that, though. 208 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,600 Look, honestly, I have nothing to do with a gang, I swear. 209 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,560 - I'm a student... - Have you got an NUS card for this academic year? 210 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,240 Erm... 211 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,440 Can I raise a practical question at this juncture? 212 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,960 May I go to the loo? 213 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,400 - No. - Rhona. 214 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,120 I have IBS. When I get stressed, erm... 215 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,440 Patrick needs a poo, Rhona. 216 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,040 Yes. Patrick needs a poo. 217 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,080 Sorry. Sorry, I didn't know she was going to do this. 218 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,560 This is very much her thing. 219 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,120 - I'll look away. - Don't look away. You don't know what he might do. 220 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,640 I think I know what he's going to do. 221 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,480 There's actually something I need to tell you, Patrick. 222 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,920 I hadn't imagined I was going to do it like this, but... 223 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,120 Wait, I want to know why he had this gun. 224 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,520 Someone from my past came round and asked me to look after it. 225 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,880 - And if you know this... - WATER SPLASHES 226 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,960 ..person, then, you can't say no. 227 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,480 So why did you give it to Mystique? That's not very nice, is it? 228 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,480 The police came round and I had to hide it. 229 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,720 I'm sorry, I really am, it's just... I didn't... 230 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,360 WATER SPLASHES 231 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,720 ..think anyone would make a connection between us. 232 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,840 Oh, nice and quick. 233 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,960 - That's a credit to your diet, Patrick. - Thank you. 234 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,240 Look, you were the first person 235 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:16,320 I thought of that didn't have any involvement in any of this. 236 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,720 Quick word? 237 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,760 PATRICK COUGHS 238 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,200 Do you think he's telling the truth? 239 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,240 Yes, I think he's telling the truth. 240 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,240 But I also need to tell him about... 241 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,800 SHE HUMS 242 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,520 All right. 243 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,160 All right, let's tell him who we really are. 244 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,240 Really? 245 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,400 Hey, look who it is. 246 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,160 Hey, matey boy, you dropped something. 247 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,840 Why are you looking at my penis? 248 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,760 Oh, Sanjeev, he's looking at my penis. 249 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,840 - Oh, fuck off. - Do you know, I spanked this boy. 250 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,240 Yes, I spanked him, and now no trouble. 251 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,800 We're friends now. He's a good customer. 252 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,840 Hey. 253 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,840 See, he shitted his pants. He shitted his pants pants. 254 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,040 OK, Patrick. 255 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:49,200 Our real names are not Sarah Pen or Mystique. 256 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,240 Believe it or not. 257 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,440 They are Rhona and Leanne. 258 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,120 - OK. - It's not that we've been lying to you, yeah. 259 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,280 We were given those identities by the police 260 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,360 when we went into witness protection. 261 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,920 Well, the police gave us the start point. 262 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,080 We really built the characters ourselves. 263 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,360 - Right. - We were placed into witness protection 264 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,080 because we saw a shooting on Parson's Lane in Bristol. 265 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,080 Oh, shit. 266 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,880 And the gang, the same gang I assume you used to be involved with, 267 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,000 have found our location. They've got contacts in the police. 268 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,040 They sent a guy to kill us night before last. 269 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,120 OK, you... You guys have got to leave right now. 270 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,520 We've... We've never met, I promise you, my lips are sealed. 271 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,920 No, we need your help, Patrick. 272 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,600 No, no, no, you don't understand, these guys work for Willy Whelan. 273 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:39,480 - Who's Willy Whelan? - He's like Mr Big in the East Bristol... 274 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,120 Google him. He's been busy. Look, I wish I could help you guys. 275 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,600 I really do. I've got... I've got 30 quid in my pocket. 276 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,800 Wait, Patrick, there's something else. 277 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,760 Leanne? Tell him. 278 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,600 I'm pregnant. 279 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,760 We're having a baby. 280 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,640 I had so much to drink last night, right? 281 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,200 Hey. I count them crisps, man. 282 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,520 You know what happens. 283 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,960 Are you OK? 284 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,240 Yeah. Yeah, sorry... 285 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,600 I don't know what happened there. Just the shock. 286 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:10,800 I don't mean to be rude, but you're definitely sure? 287 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,960 Yes. 288 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,240 I did this. 289 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,280 A line means pregnant. 290 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,440 And I could have bought the own-brand one, but I didn't. 291 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,200 OK. 292 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,080 OK, you're pregnant. 293 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,400 We're going to have a baby. 294 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,600 We're going to have a baby. 295 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,480 You will be a mum and I'll be a dad. 296 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,840 Yes, I mean, this is in the context of gangsters wanting to slay us. 297 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,320 Right, yeah, of course, yeah. 298 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,640 Well, firstly, I'll help you, of course. 299 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,800 I'll help you. 300 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,640 Yes! Good, yes, thank you. 301 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,600 We'll get some money together. 302 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,640 We'll go abroad. 303 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,760 Off the top of my head, I'm thinking Kavos. 304 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,600 We'll get jobs working in the clubs, selling shots. 305 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,200 No, no. 306 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,600 Patrick, people have different opinions about parenthood. 307 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,440 And every one is valid. 308 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,280 But I always imagined my child 309 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,800 wouldn't live on the run from gangsters. 310 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,000 Exactly. We want to go home, Patrick. 311 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,080 Have you been listening to a word I've said? 312 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,320 You can never go home. 313 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,440 I've got a plan. 314 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,240 We've got the murder weapon. 315 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,840 You know the murderer. 316 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,440 We plant it in his house and call Crimestoppers. 317 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,400 - Yeah. - No, no, no, no. 318 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,160 - That guy you saw, he's no-one. - But if he gets convicted... 319 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,520 If he gets convicted, it won't go away. Don't you get it? 320 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,720 - But the police said... - The police don't know shit. 321 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,040 But what about Willy what's-his-name? 322 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,680 If we put the gun on him, 323 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,640 and he went to prison for murder and that, 324 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,760 could we go home then? 325 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,520 Well, if... If he didn't know it was you, yeah, maybe, 326 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,040 if he went down for long enough. 327 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,760 But you'd never get to do it, this guy... 328 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,360 You know him? 329 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,640 Yes, well... Sort of. 330 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,640 Well, there you are. We'll do that, then. 331 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,480 - What's going on? - We've had a call about that lad. 332 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,480 - The one you told me about. - Gareth Pugh? What's happened? 333 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,080 His mum's had a text from him. 334 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,680 You know, Wilton, this morning, morale here was in the toilet. 335 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,960 But this? This is what we signed up to do. 336 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,680 Christ, I love police work. 337 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,760 All right, lads, this is it. Asian sex gang! 338 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,400 SIRENS BLARE 339 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,840 Let's fucking do this. 340 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:47,120 What are you...? Somebody help me. 341 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,480 Contact my solicitor. AJ? AJ, call my solicitor. 342 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:55,440 Good work, boys. Lots of passion, lots of energy, lots of hustle. 343 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,760 And not any loss of accuracy. 344 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,360 - Stellar policing. - Get me out of here. No. 345 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,240 Get me out of here! 346 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,920 If you're on the rob, you can fuck off. 347 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,520 The only thing I've got to my name in here is a bag of piss. 348 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,440 I just want to ask you a few questions. 349 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,920 There you are. 350 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,040 It's about those two girls. 351 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,680 - What? - You know it was them shot you, don't you? 352 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,960 It was meant for me. 353 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:57,080 And I don't know who they told you they were and what they were doing 354 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,200 there, but they are running from a drug debt. 355 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,760 Yeah? And you know, you can call me old-fashioned, 356 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,000 but if you owe money to someone, you give them it back. 357 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,040 That's common courtesy, isn't it? 358 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,760 Oh, listen, love. You can leave off that shit. 359 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:14,040 The police have already told me they were in witness protection. 360 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,440 And I'm guessing you're one of the lads who's after them. 361 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,960 I don't really give a shit, to be honest with you. 362 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,720 But if you're looking for them... 363 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,840 ..I do know something. 364 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,880 Yeah? 365 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,640 One of them, Mystique, has got a boyfriend. 366 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,880 Shagging a local lad. 367 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,400 He doesn't go by the name of Charlie Littlepockets, does he? 368 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,640 Might do. Might not. 369 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,320 But I can give you his real name. 370 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,280 - Oh, go on, then. - What are you offering? 371 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,160 You're a cheeky bitch, you are, aren't you? 372 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,080 I'll tell you what, I'm offering that. 373 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,120 So give me his name, 374 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,200 or I'll give you another fucking bullet to match that one. 375 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,920 You won't get his name, then, will you, love? 376 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,920 Why don't you go and tell whoever the fuck you work for 377 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,560 that I'll give you the name for a grand? 378 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,040 Excuse me, visiting time is over. 379 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,240 It's all right, love, it's just my nephew. 380 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,480 He'll change my bedpan, so you don't have to do. 381 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,040 It's a good job we're family, isn't it? 382 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,520 It's a fucking dog's breakfast down there. 383 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,480 HEAVY OBJECT BEING MOVED 384 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,240 Hey, it's me. There you go. 385 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,880 Got some toothbrushes, shampoo and deodorant. 386 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,560 I wasn't sure what you liked. 387 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,680 - Leanne, you OK? - Oh, yeah, thank you, Patrick. 388 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,200 - I'm just resting, which is vital. - Good, good. 389 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,760 Do you feel sick? 390 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,400 Erm... 391 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,360 - No. - Good, good. 392 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,960 If you do, just... go for your life. 393 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,280 It lands where it lands - don't worry about it. 394 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,240 Oh, you're so sweet, Patrick. 395 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,680 And there are some towels and stuff in the cupboard. 396 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,280 Just help yourselves, and I'll see you... 397 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,200 in the morning. 398 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,840 Honestly, what part of odourless antiperspirant 399 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,880 does he not understand? 400 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,880 I mean, why would I want to smell like a teenage boy? 401 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,160 Do I look like a woman who wants to smell like a teenage boy? 402 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,880 Oh, God. 403 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,680 Oh, Leanne. 404 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,080 Leanne? 405 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,120 Mm. 406 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,320 Nothing. 407 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,280 It's risky, but you could have something there. 408 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,160 Police are appealing for anyone 409 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,920 with information on Gareth's whereabouts... 410 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,120 Patrick has been so amazing, you know. 411 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:25,520 Leanne, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. 412 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,400 Got you, you bastard. 29116

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