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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,400 Tony! 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,440 This young man, Ian, is an angel. 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,880 Well, I don't know about that, Mrs Forrest. 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,360 What are you doing?! 5 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,480 (You're going to get us their address.) 6 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,400 (There's a mole in the police.) 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,320 'Leave immediately.' 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,800 As soon as we get news about Jackie, we need to get out of here. 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,120 That guy could have followed us. 10 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,960 Shit! 11 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,880 Disguises. This guy, he'll be in overnight, right? 12 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,720 I had a quick swizz down his chart. He ain't coming out. 13 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,560 I think we've found a bed for the night. 14 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,840 GUNSHOT FIRES 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,040 METAL RATTLES 16 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,200 SHE WHIMPERS 17 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,000 SHE GASPS 18 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,880 ECHOING: What's happening? Where am I? 19 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,000 Where do you think you are, Scumbo? 20 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,480 You shot an innocent woman. 21 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:35,200 You are in the back of a prison van on the way to Clinky, Rhona. 22 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,920 - What? DEMONIC VOICE: - Rhona! 23 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,320 - FEMALE VOICE: - Rhona! 24 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,720 - Rhona! - SHE GASPS 25 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:49,200 Sorry. Yeah, sorry. I was... 26 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,920 - Where are we? - We are in the caravan, remember? 27 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,520 Yes, right. 28 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,520 And what it is, is I woke up and this was happening. 29 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,560 (Shit!) 30 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:07,600 - Do you think it could be the gang? - No. 31 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,400 No, they'd just kill us instantly, 32 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,880 not tow us down the middle lane of the motorway at 50mph. 33 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,200 It could be caravan theft. There's a lot of that around. 34 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,840 Could be on our way to a traveller's site. 35 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,680 Maybe that's not a bad hideout. 36 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:24,880 Marry 16-year-old boys, clean all day in low-cut tops... 37 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:28,000 - No, it's just the caravan owner going on a little jaunt. - Mm... 38 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,280 Balls! 39 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,920 Why did we have to break into a caravan? 40 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,320 Why don't we just sleep in the park like normal vagrants? 41 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,640 I think it's a very positive thing, actually. 42 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,240 How? 43 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,200 We are getting a free lift away from Swindon and all that danger. 44 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:49,360 And we've not had to give a single hand job to a lorry driver. 45 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,360 Yes, to the first bit but, if she finds us in here, 46 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,880 then she's going to call the police. 47 00:02:54,880 --> 00:03:00,480 - So what we do? - Well, I guess just sit tight, keep our heads down and, 48 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,440 as soon as she stops, run for it. 49 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,120 HIP HOP PLAYS 50 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,080 - ANSWERPHONE: - Please leave your message after the tone. 51 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,600 KNOCK ON DOOR 52 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,000 All right? 53 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,160 - Yeah. - I want you to get all your crew together, 54 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,360 everyone you've got selling, 55 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,920 get down The Badger at 12 for an audience with the boss man, yeah? 56 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,800 - Right, what's going on now? - That's midday. 57 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:03,320 Not ten past. Not 20 fucking five past. 58 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,880 Cup of tea... 59 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,400 Have you heard? Tony Forrest's wife's called in. 60 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,200 He didn't come home last night. 61 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,200 Er, yes, I'm probably only his best friend 62 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,840 out everyone here at the station, 63 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,760 so who do you think she spoke to? 64 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,760 Look, they are having difficulty. 65 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:34,280 - You happy? - I think he might be our mole. 66 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,480 I would advise you to choose your words incredibly carefully, Wilton. 67 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,200 There's an assassination attempt on our witnesses. 68 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,400 They get a tip-off about a mole on the same night that Boris opens... 69 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,920 Shhh... 70 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,640 Sergeant Forrest and I are very close friends. 71 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,360 Our dogs get along. 72 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,400 I've been at his house on several Boxing Days. 73 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,880 Now, I'm just going to pretend you didn't just say any of that. 74 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,160 Right, we are on the M4 westbound. 75 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,760 I think we deserve to go on holly-pops 76 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,600 after all what we've been through. 77 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,400 Now, Rhona, I know you like rye bread and organic butter 78 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:14,200 but we are camping now, so it's white slice and marge. 79 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,400 Leanne, can you maybe not do that? We are trying to be discreet here. 80 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,680 Stand back. I'm going to flip a pancake. 81 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,320 PAN CLATTERS NOISILY 82 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,720 The first one is always shit. 83 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,480 BUZZ OF CHATTER 84 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,760 How's your bum boy, then? 85 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,440 DOOR SLAMS, CHATTER STOPS 86 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,200 Ian's dead. 87 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,480 Yeah, you fucking heard me right. 88 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,920 Ian's dead. 89 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,440 Down in a car park, middle of fucking nowhere. 90 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,800 Run over like a fucking dog. 91 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,400 So, first off, we are having a whip round! 92 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:42,520 Some of you know Mandy, Ian's fiancee, and his little lad. 93 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,800 Here you are. 200 fucking quid. 94 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,360 Get your hands in your pockets, dig deep. 95 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:55,760 Now, who's going to tell me what happened? 96 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,880 What's he doing in a car park in the middle of fucking nowhere? 97 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,280 Yes, thank you! Speak! 98 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,960 Er...I was with Ian yesterday. 99 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,400 I was with this copper, who gives us information. 100 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,840 Yeah, yeah, I know. Danny boy, likes a wank. 101 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,040 He gave us the address of those two girls, 102 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,520 the ones that saw Mogs. 103 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:28,080 And... Yeah, when I left him, he had gone to the copper, Ian did. 104 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,800 So this fucker's done it, then, has he? 105 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,280 And these witnesses. 106 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,040 So that's all dealt with, then, is it? 107 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,080 - Well... - Fuck me! Come on! What? 108 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,560 When I got to the flat, I heard a gunshot. 109 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,720 So? 110 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,680 - So I hung back. - Why? You had a gun as well. 111 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,360 You know, assess the situation. 112 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,840 Oh, right, assess! 113 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,720 Well, that's good, isn't it? 114 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,320 Hey, he was assessing the situation! 115 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,200 He hadn't just fucking shit himself! 116 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,320 What then? 117 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,440 Then an ambulance came 118 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,720 and they brought the fat bird out on a stretcher. 119 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,280 Then the two girls came out. 120 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,680 Obviously, I couldn't do it, really, you know what I mean? 121 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:14,800 There's people about. They gave me a name, though. 122 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,040 Yeah, Charlie Little Pockets. 123 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,480 Charlie Little Pockets? 124 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,400 Fuck me! I know that name. 125 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,080 And what about these fucking girls, then? 126 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,560 They... They went off in the ambulance. 127 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,640 Fucking hell! 128 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,560 I followed them, all the way to the hospital. 129 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,880 Come here, you. 130 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,400 Come here! 131 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,160 Look at me, look at me! 132 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:44,000 Ian didn't die so you could assess the fucking situation, did he? 133 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,120 Leave these fucking girls running around. 134 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,320 Now, this is fucking serious! 135 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,120 A man has died, a good man. 136 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,120 So you... 137 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,200 gotta take out these witnesses. 138 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,240 You see that...? 139 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,520 - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Yeah? 140 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,680 Finish the fucking job! 141 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,600 Mm-mm. 142 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,760 SHE CLICKS TONGUE 143 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,280 SHE GASPS 144 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:46,000 Leanne...OMG is not a word. 145 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,400 So that's why it comes up on my predictive text, then, is it? 146 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,760 We're slowing down. 147 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,560 We're slowing down! 148 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,400 That's nine points to me. 149 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,480 Yes, we are. We're pulling into services. 150 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,480 Is it a Welcome Break? Cos they're my favourite. 151 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,840 Right, put that away. Get ready, let's go! 152 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,560 I think we got away with it. 153 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:44,400 Mrs Ambrose is cheating on Mr Ambrose! 154 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,880 I'm sorry, but that is disgusting, actually. 155 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,520 Come on. 156 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,920 I'm glad I cleaned her out of her pancake mix now. 157 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:57,840 We're going to have a proper big send-off for Ian, do it right, 158 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,720 send his kid to Disney World. 159 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,240 The Florida one, eh - not the fucking Euro bollocks. 160 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,640 Apart from that, business as usual. 161 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,800 One part of you is going to be running things. 162 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,640 Now, is there anything else I need to know 163 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,760 before I go upstairs and fuck my missus? 164 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,600 No? 165 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,200 I killed a grass. 166 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,320 - What? - Nothing. 167 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,680 What did you just say, son? 168 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,880 It's just, uh, this lad I worked with. 169 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,760 He knows him. 170 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,560 He was going to speak to the police. 171 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,960 So I shot him. 172 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,520 He's dead. 173 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,480 Fucking hell. 174 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,360 And who's told you to do that, then, son? 175 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,040 Because I certainly fucking didn't. 176 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,440 I just thought, you know... 177 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,080 ..can't have grasses. 178 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,440 Stand up. 179 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,120 Stand up! 180 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,200 Get your pants down. 181 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,560 What? 182 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,640 Get your fucking pants down. 183 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,600 Underpants. Come on. Let 'em fucking see. 184 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,280 Come here. 185 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:55,080 Now, those...are a pair of fucking bollocks. 186 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,040 He's got them. You haven't. 187 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,880 No, no, don't hide them, son. Let them see. 188 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,400 Clap. 189 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,920 Give his balls a round of a-fucking-pplause. 190 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,160 Come on! Clap! 191 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,280 STILTED APPLAUSE 192 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,360 Fucking well done, son. 193 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,400 - Here, what kind of crisps do you like? - Uh, Quavers. 194 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,920 Quavers! Give him some Quavers. 195 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,880 Give him the whole box, you fucking tight bastard! 196 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:31,920 Come on. 197 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:37,240 Fucking good work, son. Fucking nice one! 198 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,040 You could learn from him. 199 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,280 I should have given the fucking address to him. 200 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,600 Well done, mate. 201 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,280 You can pull them up now, mate. 202 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,720 So...what now? 203 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,960 Could we just live here for a bit? 204 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,640 - What, in the services? - Yeah. 205 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,080 Like Tom Hanks in that film. 206 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,200 Or that guy that I went out with when I was 17. 207 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,440 God, he was mature! 208 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,480 I want to find a phone box, call the hospital, 209 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,520 - see if there's any news about Jackie. - Yeah, good idea. 210 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,280 And then we need a plan, 211 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,240 figure out how we get ourselves out of this. 212 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,720 At least we've still got the... MOUTHS: gun. 213 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,600 SHE PATS POCKET REPEATEDLY 214 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,520 - BOTH: - Shit! 215 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,600 Shit, I can't find the keys! Oh, my God! 216 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,520 - BOTH: - # Baby, I got you... # 217 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:55,320 - Oh, my God! Is it that one? - Yes! - Yes! 218 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,440 # Ah-ah, ah-ah... # 219 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,240 Open that coke for me, will you? 220 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,240 - OK... - Put it in! - I can't! Oh, my God, It's the wrong key! 221 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,320 - Hurry up! - I'm trying! 222 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:07,960 Yes! OK... 223 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:15,280 # Before it's done our money's all been spent... # 224 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,320 They haven't a clue, these two. 225 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:21,040 Closer! I believe in you. I believe in you. Just jump. 226 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,920 - Just jump. You can skip. - Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait! 227 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,400 - Come on. - Oh, God! 228 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:31,160 - Oh, my God. - Shit, shit, shit! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 229 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,960 Whoa! 230 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,680 - Oh! - Sorry! 231 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,600 Not to be helped, not to be helped. 232 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,400 Oh, thank God. 233 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,120 And we're back on the motorway. 234 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,320 Right... 235 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,280 How about another bacon sarnie? 236 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,320 And since I'll have then cooked twice, 237 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,880 maybe somebody would like to do the washing up? 238 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,600 Oh, Leanne! 239 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,560 So then, mate, you... 240 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,960 ..got rid of the body properly, then, yeah? 241 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,200 Yeah, of course. 242 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,520 Top. 243 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,240 What do you mean, properly? 244 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,200 Well, it's like the stuff you've got to do afterwards, isn't it? 245 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,440 Just, like, the basic stuff. 246 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,040 Yeah...I know. 247 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:24,880 Right. 248 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,800 So...you burnt all the fingers, then? 249 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,960 You know, the fingerprints? 250 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,960 You've got to get them off cos that's just standard procedure. 251 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:39,280 And then, obviously, you must have bashed the teeth in? 252 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,480 You know, dental records and that, that's... 253 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,920 You did do that, didn't you? 254 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,760 And, obviously, the big one... 255 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,920 ..is you've got to get the spunk out. 256 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,720 What? 257 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,120 The spunk. You've got to get the spunk out the bollocks. 258 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,360 You know, it's just DNA, isn't it? 259 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,600 Apparently, if you don't get the spunk out within 48 hours, then... 260 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,560 HE EXHALES DEEPLY 261 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,240 I can't stop thinking about Jackie. 262 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,520 God, I hope she's OK. 263 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,440 Do you want me to read you your horoscope? 264 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,600 No, that stuff's bollocks. 265 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,920 I believe Russell Grant is a wise man. 266 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,120 I believe Russell Grant is a holy man. 267 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,080 Aquarius. 268 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,720 Jupiter in your orbit makes this week an ideal time 269 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:44,520 for frank exchanges with loved ones and baking. Hmm... 270 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,920 - Leanne, this isn't even this week's. - Isn't it? 271 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,040 - What's the date? - The 21st. 272 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,720 Is it? Oh. 273 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,040 Oh... 274 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,080 PHONE RINGS 275 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,520 - Wilton. - 'Hello, Detective Wilton? 276 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,640 'This is Mrs Pugh, Gareth's mum.' 277 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,960 Oh, yeah, hello, Mrs Pugh. 278 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,640 'It's probably nothing, really, but Gareth didn't come home last night. 279 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,560 'And it's not like him. He'd send me a text at least. 280 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,560 'He's a good boy. It's probably nothing. 281 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,880 'He'll probably walk through the front door in ten minutes 282 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,400 'wanting a Cheestring.' 283 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,840 No, you absolutely did the right thing in calling, Mrs Pugh. 284 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,040 Though I'm sure, as you say, it's nothing. 285 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,240 Leave it with me and I'll see what we can do. 286 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,560 Right. Gareth Pugh's gone missing. 287 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,200 Who's that? 288 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,560 The boy I brought in yesterday. 289 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,280 The one I wanted surveillance on. His mother's just called in. 290 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,840 Oh, crawl out of your arse, Wilton! 291 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,680 You drag the poor boy in the station, 292 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,920 you put the frighteners on him - 293 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,560 I'm not surprised he's done a runner. 294 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,960 This has something to do with the Whelan gang, 295 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,080 and we need officers out there, searching for him. 296 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,840 we could be looking for a body here. 297 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,200 Oh! Bravo, Wilton! 298 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,520 Hollywood beckons! 299 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,720 He's been missing, what? Ten hours! 300 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,360 It's just another missing teenager in Bristol. 301 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,720 It'll be shit. 302 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,040 Believe it or not, someone has to pay for all this, you know? 303 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,720 You know who it is, don't you? 304 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,000 That much maligned endangered species, the UK taxpayer! 305 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,080 Hey, Claire. 306 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,200 While I've got you... 307 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,680 ..how do you feel about Italian food? 308 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,400 What? 309 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,240 There's this new place opened up near me. 310 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,960 I've got a voucher. 311 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,760 Wondered if you'd might like to try it tonight? 312 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,840 What? No! 313 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,560 Oh... 314 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,200 Did you seriously just ask me out on a date? 315 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,200 No. No! No, not a date. 316 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,080 What, then? 317 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,120 All it is is I'm...spending a bit of time 318 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,040 approaching everyone in the station, 319 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,440 just trying to get to know everyone a little bit better, 320 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,280 that's...that's all it is. 321 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,000 Well, have you asked anyone else? 322 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,840 Spanish Inquisition! 323 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,120 No, not yet, but...but I will be. 324 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,880 I like Italian food. 325 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,360 Great. 326 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,280 Do you want to...come for dinner tonight? 327 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,720 Yes, please. 328 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,040 Good. 329 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,360 Good. 330 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,200 You all right in there? Nice. 331 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,200 We've stopped. 332 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,920 Come on, Edie. I can't wait for the campsite. 333 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,800 I've been stiff as an 'orse since Yarcombe. 334 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,080 Come on. 335 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,560 Shut them curtains, Clement. 336 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,440 Then come and give me a hand with these buttons. 337 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,960 And when you're done, I've got another button 338 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,480 you can give me a hand with. 339 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,560 You mean your tuppence? 340 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,880 Your wish is my command, madam. 341 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,600 I am your faithful steed. 342 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,080 Hurry up and get those cords off! 343 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,360 I want you inside me. 344 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,440 OK. Hello! THEY SCREAM 345 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,400 I just thought I would stop that, for all our sakes, and say... 346 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,560 hello. Sorry. We're in your caravan. 347 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:04,520 - Who the hell are you?! - Please! We're old-age pensioners. 348 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:08,280 - I'm calling the police, Edie. - No! Wait! Wait, wait. Don't. 349 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,400 Leanne, who are we, and what do we want? 350 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,320 Well... 351 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,320 ..you're Mrs Ambrose, I presume? 352 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,560 Yes. 353 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,000 You don't have to answer their questions, Edie! 354 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,400 Wife of Mr Ambrose? 355 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:30,200 Currently in an induced coma at Swindon General? 356 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,600 We're his staff nurses. 357 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,720 Yes! 358 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:40,960 And we've grown rather fond of Mr Ambrose. 359 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,920 We call him Grandpops. 360 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,360 We suspected something was going on. 361 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,720 Visits dropping off. 362 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,360 SHE TUTS 363 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,320 And when you did come, hmm... 364 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,720 you stopped wearing your perfume. 365 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,480 A woman knows. 366 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,280 - I've been weak. - Yes. 367 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,080 We both have. 368 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,320 Jack was...IS a dear friend of mine. 369 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,960 Christ, we served together! 370 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,000 In Little Chef. 371 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,000 Please, don't tell Jack. 372 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,360 It'd kill him. 373 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,840 In combination with the blood clot on his brain. 374 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,240 Oh, look, we understand. We are not monsters. 375 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,080 Your generation, you lived through the war. 376 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,360 You had rationing. You ate powdered egg. 377 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,240 Can anyone really blame you if you want to spend 378 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,240 the autumn years of your life bumping and grinding 379 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,200 your way around Devon? 380 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,120 All right. 381 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,640 Maybe we don't have to tell him. 382 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,880 Maybe we could come to some sort of arrangement. 383 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,400 Such as? 384 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,800 Call it 40 quid each and a lift back to Taunton. 385 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,040 Conservative estimates say 386 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,760 there could be as many as 40 billion earthlike planets out there. 387 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,480 And now they're all coming out and saying, 388 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,560 "Oh, you know, I believe there is life." 389 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,760 Scientists. 390 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,440 Brian May. 391 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,720 Mm! Mm-mm-mm! 392 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,040 Taste that. 393 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,040 Fennel. 394 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,400 No, I'm good, thanks. 395 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,400 Right, if aliens had never been here, John, 396 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,240 explain to me the pyramids. 397 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,400 Now, I've been to Egypt - Sharm El Sheikh - 398 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,960 and I've met the Egyptians. 399 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,080 John, they haven't got it in them. 400 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,880 I will have... 401 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,440 I will have, I will have... 402 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,880 I will have the...cheesecake! 403 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,560 Just the bill. 404 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,960 Two spoons. 405 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,280 I'll tell you this for nothing. 406 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,920 When they come back - and it is a "when", not an "if" - 407 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,440 I will go straight upstairs and I will top myself... 408 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,080 ..even if they do come in so-called peace. 409 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,800 It's not just the prospect of warfare with a superior species. 410 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,400 John, it's germs. 411 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,720 They will be carrying diseases which our immune systems, 412 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,560 through no fault of their own, can't cope with. 413 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,000 Uh, hello, yes. 414 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,280 I hope I'm through to the right department now. 415 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:39,040 I'm calling about my...auntie, Jackie. 416 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,680 She was brought in as an emergency patient yesterday. 417 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,200 Yes, that's her. 418 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,040 Really? 419 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,080 Oh, my God. 420 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,160 Jesus Christ! Thank you! 421 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,480 She's even sitting up in bed now, talking. 422 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,080 Why can't I have a fucking fag if I want one?! 423 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,320 It's a free fucking country, innit? 424 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,960 That's wonderful. Thank you. Thank you so much! 425 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,360 I'm not a murderer. 426 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,720 I'm not a murderer! 427 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,520 Sorry. Have a good night. 428 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,720 Jackie's OK. The operation was a success. 429 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,120 She's sat up in bed, and smoking, 430 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,160 and calling them twats and everything! 431 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,360 THEY CHEER AND LAUGH 432 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,760 - Oh, that's great! - I'm not a murderer. 433 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,360 Oh, I'm so proud of you, Rhones! 434 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,040 Come on, what did you get me? Give me the good shit. 435 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,600 Pesto and halloumi wrap - is that mine? 436 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,400 - Hang on. Let me... - What was that? - It's nothing. 437 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,840 - Is that a Mint Aero? - No. 438 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,000 Are you trying to keep a Mint Aero to yourself? 439 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,280 No. 440 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,040 Oh, fuck. 441 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,440 I want to ask you a few questions. About those two girls. 442 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,200 I do know something. 443 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,040 This is, like, c...confidential, right? 444 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,600 - Put the gun down. - Leanne, shut up. 445 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,440 Gav didn't come home on Saturday night. 446 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,080 He hasn't been seen since. Do you know anything about that? 447 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,280 There's...something else. 448 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,080 Leanne...tell him. 30630

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