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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:07,440 I'm afraid the murder you witnessed was part of a gang-related feud 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,080 over the sale of bootleg cigarettes. 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,000 Until this goes to trial, 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,080 you'll both be granted protected witness status. 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,280 You're saying we need to go into witness protection? 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,520 LEANNE GASPS 7 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,440 From now on, I need you to only use these names. 8 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,640 Sarah Penn. 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,760 Lisa Smith. 10 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,680 Look, I've got a job for yous, ain't I? 11 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,040 It's a couple of girls causing a bit of trouble. 12 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,640 They need taking out. 13 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,160 - Have any of you lads ever handled one of these before? - Yeah. 14 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,920 Yeah, of course, man. 15 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,800 Hiya, Jackie. 16 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,680 - All right. - IN POOR IRISH ACCENT: Nice weather we're having. 17 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,320 Telly said it was going to piss it down. 18 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,480 Are you taking the piss? 19 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,160 Police are here, Gaz, want to talk to you. 20 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,120 I'd like to take Gareth down to the station, 21 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,960 if you don't mind, Mrs Pugh. 22 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,880 'To make a formal statement.' 23 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,080 Has anyone been down to speak to you about anything? 24 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,280 Nah. 25 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,520 That's weird, mate, cos... 26 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,720 ..I thought I saw the 5-0 outside your house earlier. 27 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,120 There's a mole in the police. 28 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:12,360 'Your location has been compromised.' 29 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,240 Shit! 30 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,400 GUNSHOT 31 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,880 Oh, bums. 32 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,800 Jackie! 33 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,920 Jackie. 34 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,720 Jackie! 35 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,720 Rhona, guard the door. 36 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,080 - Rhona! - Yes, sorry. - Jackie! 37 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,800 Oh, my God, I'm a murderer. I've got blood on my hands. 38 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,840 Like Blair, only without the property portfolio. 39 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,680 - What are you doing? - Calling an ambulance. 40 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,800 - No, wait, they'll put me in jail. - Rhona, we've got to. 41 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,120 - Oh, God! - Look, you shot her through a closed door. 42 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,920 She didn't even see you. Ambulance, please. 43 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,280 Great, I'm not just a murderer, I'm a competent murderer(!) 44 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,000 Yeah, a lady's been shot. 45 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,920 39 Woodbridge Court, Swindon. Please come quickly. 46 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,680 Leanne. 47 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,560 Shit. 48 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,880 There's a guy out there looking at the flat, Rhons. 49 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,680 I'm not being funny. 50 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,960 I think that's him. I think that's the baddie. 51 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,040 Christ! How are we going to get out of here? 52 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,160 And what are we going to say happened? 53 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,720 Oh, my God. 54 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,520 - I think she's breathing. - Really? 55 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,240 I think her tits are moving up and down. 56 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,040 Right, we need to shoot one another. 57 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,880 - What? - Just in the foot or something, as a cover story. 58 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,160 We'll say that a guy came, shot us all, and then he went. 59 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,800 Rhons, I think there's an argument 60 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,760 for saying let's not shoot any more people. 61 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,840 We've got no choice. Here. Shoot me in the foot. 62 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,160 - I... Are you...? - Shoot me in the foot. 63 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,920 Hmm...! 64 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,480 - Wait! - Oh, thank God. - It needs to be through the door. 65 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,960 Shoot me in the foot through the door. 66 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,120 - Don't let go of that towel. - I'm not. 67 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,040 - Rhona...? - Hurry up! 68 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,840 Hang on. 69 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:23,000 Can't we just say we came home and found her like this? 70 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,280 Yeah. 71 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,840 - Yeah, that works too. Cool. - OK. 72 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,360 HE BREATHES HEAVILY 73 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,760 GUNSHOT SOUND EFFECT 74 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,320 SIRENS IN DISTANCE 75 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,200 He's just sort of hanging around, watching. He's smoking. 76 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,600 I knew he was the bad guy. 77 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,040 Ambulance is here. 78 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,240 SIRENS STOP 79 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,360 Leanne. 80 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,720 DOOR CLOSES OUTSIDE 81 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,920 Now... 82 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,560 leave this to me. 83 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,600 Oh, Jesus Christ! 84 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,600 SHE SOBS 85 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,920 Lord take vengeance on the bastards that have done this. 86 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,040 - What's the patient's name? - Jackie. 87 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,280 Jackie, love. Can you hear me? 88 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,840 OK, heart's beating, I've got a pulse. 89 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,000 SHE SOBS 90 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,120 We just came in and found her like this. 91 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,480 I mean, I'm no detective, 92 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,920 but it was probably just a drifter going from town to town. 93 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,640 We're coming with you, Jackie. 94 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,520 Don't worry. Every step of the way. 95 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,840 Actually, it's probably best if you stay here. 96 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:16,640 - Police are on their way. - Oh, Christ in heavens above! 97 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,960 All right, fine. You can come. 98 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:26,120 Stay with my voice, Jackie. I won't let the angels have you yet. 99 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,040 What about Charlie Little Pockets? 100 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,160 Charlie bloody Little Pockets can look after himself. 101 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,920 SIRENS WAIL 102 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,280 Follow that fucking ambulance there. 103 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,360 MUSIC: Why by Annie Lennox 104 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,880 'Mummy! 105 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,600 'Pyjama bottoms back on, please.' 106 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,280 'Mummy! 107 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,320 'Bottoms on now. 108 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,520 'Bottoms on. I'm going to count to three. 109 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,080 'One, two...' 110 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,400 Three minutes and I want it all cleared away. 111 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,480 This had better be good. I'm at a bake sale. 112 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,840 'Is that Detective Wilton?' 113 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaking. Who's this? 114 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,800 My name's PC Creswell, over at Swindon. 115 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,760 We've had an incident at an address which the system's telling us 116 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,080 you've got an operational interest in. 117 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,760 '39 Woodbridge Court.' 118 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,240 What sort of incident? 119 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,880 'A shooting. One IC1 female,' 120 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:36,120 - mid-40s, large build, believed to be a neighbour from... - 'OK.' 121 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,880 There are two residents at the property. 122 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,040 Two IC1 females accompanied the victim to hospital. 123 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,280 An officer is being dispatched to intercept them there. 124 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,800 - OK. Listen carefully. - Brown Owl... 125 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,160 Those two women are witnesses in an active investigation. 126 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,240 Now, this shooting is almost certainly an attempt on their lives. 127 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,240 Brown Owl, can I go to the toilet? 128 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,840 Yeah, yeah, go, go. 129 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,080 Tell the officer to reassure them of their safety, 130 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,600 bring them into the Swindon station, 131 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,600 and I'll collect them there myself personally. 132 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,520 GUNSHOT SOUND EFFECT 133 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,240 Oh, my God. 134 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:29,000 Right, guess how many former Big Brother contestants 135 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,320 are on the sex offenders register? 136 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,160 Male and female. 137 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,160 As soon as we get news about Jackie, we need to get out of here. 138 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,960 - That guy could've followed us. - Rhona, we're in a hospital. 139 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,120 There's no safer place to get shot. 140 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,720 Ladies. 141 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,680 Am I right in thinking you'd be the two ladies 142 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:49,640 - who came in here with a gunshot victim? - Yes. 143 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,480 I am aware of your situation. 144 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,560 Leanne Stubbs. Rhona Fairburn. 145 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,760 This must've been tremendously upsetting for you both. 146 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,400 If you'd like to come down to the car, 147 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,840 I'll take you down to the station. 148 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,480 You're completely safe now. 149 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,480 Yeah, thank you, that's such a relief. 150 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,960 Before we go though, we would just like to... 151 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,480 ..pray. 152 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:23,000 Yes, it's something we picked up living in Dubai, 153 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,600 and we never really got out of the habit of it, did we, Rhons? 154 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,000 Five a day, like with fruit and veg. 155 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,760 They do say it's harder to quit than smoking... 156 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,760 Islam. 157 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,840 We'll meet you back here. Don't go anywhere, will you? 158 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,720 - What do you think? - We can't trust him. 159 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,240 He could be the mole. Or he could be working with the mole. 160 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,800 How did he know our names? 161 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,720 Maybe he knows DC Wilton. 162 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,240 Maybe she's the mole? Maybe they're all the mole. 163 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,480 - He wants us to get in a car with him. Fuck that. - I'm scared, Rhona. 164 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,160 Me too. 165 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,320 Why do they call it a mole? 166 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,840 Is it after the animal or the freckles that give you cancer? 167 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,760 We need to get out of here, fast. 168 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,960 OK. Good session? 169 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,600 - Yes, thank you. - I think faith's important, don't you, officer? 170 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,440 I mean, we can argue about which one's right, 171 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,360 but at the end of the day, they all boil down to the same thing. 172 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:47,560 Bad people who hurt others will pay for it in eternal damnation, 173 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:51,000 - don't you think so? - I certainly hope so, yes. 174 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,720 Now, if you'd like to follow me to the car. 175 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:59,040 DOCTOR WHO PLAYS ON TELEVISION 176 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,520 So, how am I going to do that? 177 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,960 SHE PASSES WIND 178 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,120 Excuse me. 179 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,080 That's the onions, I'm afraid, Linds. 180 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,200 You've got your mother to thank for that, Adrian. 181 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,320 Giving me onions. 182 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,720 I like them, 183 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,200 they don't like me. 184 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,600 - SHE PASSES WIND - Oh. 185 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,560 Actually I could just do with popping to Smith's 186 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,560 to get a chocolate bar 187 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,640 - because I'm hungry. - And diabetic. 188 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,360 And diabetic. Not to mention diabetic. 189 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,440 I've got a Toffee Crisp in the car. You can have that. My treat. 190 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:12,520 Actually, I need to go to the Sock Shop concession, down by Costa, 191 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,080 to buy a pair of pants. 192 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:18,680 I'm not too proud to admit, having survived an assassination attempt, 193 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:22,040 that it's not very nice down there. 194 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,560 I've been fresher. 195 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,040 There'll be a shower and a change of clothes waiting for you 196 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,040 down at the station. Let's just get to the car, shall we? 197 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,600 - Er, actually, there is just one other thing. - What? 198 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,080 I need to... 199 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,480 I mean... 200 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,000 Run! Sorry! 201 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,200 God. First murder, now assaulting an officer. 202 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,720 I'm basically Raoul Moat. 203 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,440 What? 204 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,680 - It's him, I'm sure it's him. - Who? 205 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,760 Sulky guy. 206 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:01,480 The guy I saw hanging around outside our flat. 207 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,280 Shit. 208 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,040 Shit! 209 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,200 Hello. Who are you? 210 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,920 I'm Dr Purso. 211 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,080 - Mrs...? - Harris. 212 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,520 Hm. 213 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,920 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 214 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,800 Mrs Harris, 215 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:43,760 I'm the specialist old lady doctor on this ward. 216 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,480 This is Nurse Goodfaith. 217 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,720 Nurse, would you check the patient's notes for me? 218 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,600 What's the CBX count? 219 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,720 - 50. - Good. 220 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,240 - CBX count? - Mm. 221 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,840 No-one's ever mentioned that before. 222 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,360 Honestly, this place is run like a bloody zoo. 223 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,240 Can't wait to get back to Harley Street 224 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,240 and start making some proper coin. 225 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:23,120 Before you go, doctor, I've been having a twinge in my left breast. 226 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,680 Can you check it for me? 227 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,480 That's more nurse territory. 228 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,280 If you'd like to pop your top off, 229 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,600 Nurse Goodfaith will have a feel for you. 230 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,880 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 231 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,040 Wilton. Yeah, hello. 232 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,560 Yes, I'm just on my way now. 233 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,040 They've what? 234 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,440 Absconded? 235 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,280 OK, let's go. 236 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,280 Wait. 237 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,640 He's coming back! 238 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,280 Hello, I'm the doctor, and she's the nurse. 239 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,720 VENTILATOR INFLATES AND DEFLATES BEEPING 240 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,480 Oh. 241 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,040 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 242 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,320 Answer it. 243 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,200 Hello? 244 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,400 Who's this? 245 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,960 Rhona, it's DC Wilton at North Meads station. 246 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,600 Rhona, I know about what's happened. 247 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,080 I'm so sorry. 248 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,160 Let me assure you we're doing everything we can 249 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,000 to find out how this could've happened. 250 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 We know why this happened. We were tipped off. 251 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,280 I'm sorry? 252 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,760 Someone called us to say that our location had been revealed 253 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,840 - by the police. - By the police? 254 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,440 - No, no. Hang on. - 'There's a mole in the police.' 255 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,040 Someone working for the gang. Maybe more than one. 256 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,240 Maybe even you. 257 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,120 Suffice it to say we no longer feel safe under your protection. 258 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,000 - Can we just meet? - From here on in, we'll be going it alone. 259 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,280 Rhona? 260 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,960 "Suffice it to say?" 261 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,080 "From here on in?" 262 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,560 - What is going on, Rhona? - Give me your phone. 263 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,120 Fuck the police. 264 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,520 That's what's going on. 265 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,080 Just Rhona and Leanne? 266 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,840 Wait, is that the hand you wiped the old lady's tit with? 267 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,880 I've sanitised. 268 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,360 Right, let's get out of here. 269 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,160 Shit. 270 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,440 Rhona. 271 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,720 Disguises. 272 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:07,040 Yes, but stealing, law, morals. 273 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,080 Polyester. 274 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,600 Rhona, this is life or death. 275 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,240 Needs must. 276 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,960 No jewellery, no valuables, 277 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,320 and we post the stuff back to the hospital when we're done. 278 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,280 Yeah. 279 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,120 # Yeah 280 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,080 # Yeah 281 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:33,480 # Won't you follow me into the jungle? 282 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,080 # Ain't no god on my street... # 283 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,960 - Sorry. - Sorry. 284 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,640 There it is. 285 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,640 Right, we need to think about names, accents and... 286 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,800 What? 287 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,560 Leanne, I told you to check. 288 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,880 Right, we're going to have to put them back. 289 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,000 Hang on a minute. 290 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,240 This guy, 291 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,760 he'll be in overnight, right? 292 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,840 Eyes shut, lots of machines 293 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,280 and, between me and you, I had a quick swizz down his chart... 294 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,440 he ain't coming out. 295 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,520 I think we've found a bed for the night. 296 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:22,080 MUSIC: Get Busy by Sean Paul 297 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,920 Fuck it. 298 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,960 Listen, I'm sure I saw 'em, but... 299 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,640 Fuck. 300 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,560 - So, what, do you fancy a kebab, then? - Mm. 301 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,240 My uncle's been in one time, right, said he saw a rat. 302 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,120 A rat. And the guy working there picked it up, snapped its neck, 303 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,200 chucked it in the bin, touching up all the salad... 304 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,920 BRAKES SCREECH 305 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,920 Fucking move, you silly old twats. 306 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,600 And he's touching up the salad and that. 307 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,840 Now, if there's one thing I'm big on it's hygiene. 308 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,240 You don't touch rats and then touch up people's doner kebabs, 309 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,040 do you know what I mean? 310 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,200 THUNDER RUMBLES 311 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,960 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 312 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,640 HE GRUNTS 313 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,080 MOBILE PHONE: 'Message deleted. Next new message.' 314 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,120 BEEP 315 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,640 'Gareth, it's Mum. Where are you? Your tea's going cold.' 316 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,360 'Message deleted.' BEEP 317 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,960 'Gareth. Your tea's in the bin. Will you get yourself home? 318 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,280 'Now, please.' 319 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,600 'Message deleted.' BEEP 320 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,200 'Gareth, I'm not being funny. Give me a ring. Or text. 321 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,040 'It's getting late now.' 322 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,680 'Message deleted.' BEEP 323 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,640 'Gaz, love, can you give me a ring, please? 324 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,520 'You're not in any trouble, just give us a ring.' 325 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,160 'Message deleted.' 326 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,200 Shit. There must be a Mrs Ambrose. 327 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,760 Well, why don't we just go in anyway 328 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,200 and if she sees us we'll just tell her we're her daughters 329 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,920 and she's got dementia? 330 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,760 Oh! 331 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,760 Yes! I love camping. 332 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,120 Night, Rhons. 333 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,240 Night. 334 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,000 Are you thinking about Jackie? 335 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,000 Yeah. 336 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,240 Cos you shot her? 337 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,920 Yeah. 338 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,840 Bless. 339 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,320 You know, if you want to talk about it... 340 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,600 I'm always here. 341 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,200 Thanks, Leanne. 342 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,840 You know, I think... 343 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,720 even as a child I was always... LEANNE SNORES 344 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,680 RHONA SIGHS, LEANNE SNORES 345 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,520 TRAFFIC IN BACKGROUND 346 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,040 Oh, bums. 347 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,880 Balls. Why did we have to break into a caravan? 348 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,960 Right, Gareth Pugh's gone missing. 349 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,080 You gotta take out these witnesses. 350 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,960 Finish the fucking job. 351 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,400 - Oh, my God, it's the wrong key! - Hurry up! 352 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,560 GUNSHOT SOUND EFFECT 23709

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