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♪♪
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CHET: She's the female Elon Musk.
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Serena is our girl.
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RACHEL: What's wrong with her winning?
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- It's cool.
- She can hang with the guys.
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Yeah, except none of the
guys want to hang with her.
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It's like she's wearing dude-repellent.
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- Have fun boys.
- The woman you are at work
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is not the girl
that a man wants to date.
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I know what guys want.
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And you've got to make him
feel important.
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- Can you help me?
- Yeah, I sure can.
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You're pumping toxic sludge
into the minds of young women.
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You're telling them that they have to
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dummy themselves down to land some dude.
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Okay, enough, all right?
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Just get the hell out.
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DR. SIMON: Your version
of "Essential Honesty"
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just feels kind of blame-y.
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Like you're using it as a shield.
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I am out of vodka, and it
is supposed to be stocked.
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- I set up our meeting for that pitch.
- Great.
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This woman is looking
for a poodle. Not a man.
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Then be a man. Start the revolution!
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- [SPITS]
- Hey, hey!
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Call security, right now.
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Come on, it's good TV.
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Look at that!
That's what I was waiting for.
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And cut!
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Move over. It's big enough for two.
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There we go.
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- August.
- Am I in trouble?
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Yes.
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- [MOANING]
- ♪ I feel the fever coming over me ♪
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We are never doing this again.
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Now, that's what you said last time.
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Well, this time I mean it.
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Oh, you said that too.
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Oh.
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♪♪
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Ah! [CHUCKLES]
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Where'd you learn that?
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- Africa.
- [LAUGHS]
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Now let's go to Big Sur.
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Sunset hikes. Hot springs at Esalen.
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No, no, no, no.
That's never gonna happen.
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You and me naked in the redwoods.
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That... oh!
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- That sounds fantastic.
- No.
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That sounds like, uh...
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- That sounds like career suicide.
- Come on.
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You must pick a contestant every
season to have a fling with.
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No, actually, I don't.
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[CHUCKLES] I'm your first?
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Yeah.
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Don't you feel special?
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Now finish.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
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Where are you going? Aren't you
supposed to be in wardrobe?
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Uh, oh. I was just gonna
take a quick dip,
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You know... clear out the cobwebs.
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Yeah. No. I don't really think
you have time for that.
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What, are you, uh, not
sleeping well in the hammock?
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What? No. Yeah,
I'm... I'm sleeping great.
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- Yeah. Couldn't be better.
- Awesome.
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Yeah, well, if you ever need
anything, you'll let me know, right?
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Yeah. Yeah. Of course I would.
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But, I don't. I'll, uh...
I'll see ya, Rachel.
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Rachel.
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- Hey! Hang on a minute.
- I'm gonna go talk to Serena.
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- Hang on a minute.
- Quinn!
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They asked if you wanted
generic or name brand,
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- and I just got generic. I could...
- Put it in my office, moron!
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Cranberry juice and meds? Uh-oh.
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Is someone experiencing a hideous
burning sensation while peeing?
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Come on. It's clearly a UTI comfort kit.
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- Who's the lucky guy, Quinn?
- Yeah, there's no guy.
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It is pure, unadulterated,
pharmaceutical-grade stress.
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- Going in?
- Oh.
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Great.
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I'm sorry. What is he doing here?
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Look, you should just go ahead
and produce your guys.
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I am, right after I go talk to Serena.
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Uh, Madison is producing Serena now.
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- Quinn, let's go.
- You gave the suitress to Madison?
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You made it very clear
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that you wanted no part
of the "toxic sludge"
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that we're pumping into the world.
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And I didn't want to get in the
way of your "Essential Honesty"
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so I took you out of the mix.
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You're welcome.
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♪♪
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Oh my God. America's sweetheart?
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You stick with me kiddo,
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and we're gonna have America
falling all over itself.
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The network is really happy.
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They're looking forward
to this week's fantasy theme.
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Great. That's... That's great.
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For you. It's just, um...
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it's not really me.
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Yes, it is.
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See? That's you at the party.
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No, no. I know that it's me.
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It's just all the...
the nodding and the smiling.
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- It's not who I am.
- What are you talking about?
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Look at yourself. You're having a blast.
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- But I'm not!
- You're a natural!
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You just have to be
a little more... girlie.
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Remember our plan.
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You know, it's... it's very hard
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to adjust to being on the show.
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But don't worry. We'll
make it easy for you.
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Trust me, we've got you covered.
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[MOZART'S "EINE KLEINE
NACHTMUSIK" PLAYS]
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Today, eleven valiant knights
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will vie for the hand
of our lovely princess.
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But who will be the purest of heart
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and win that all important one-on-one?
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Ah, Graham. You look like an idiot.
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Okay, cameras. Grab me
some close-ups on these guys.
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- Oh my God.
- It's like "Game of Thrones"
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puked up Snow White. Ugh.
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Oh, that's great. Push in.
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- Push in!
- RACHEL: All right, Quinn,
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look, I am really trying,
but this whole thing is just...
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Well, Madison's got Serena's back.
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So just produce your guys.
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Quinn. This princess-in-a-castle
crap is dumb even for us.
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Well, we're just trying
to fem your girl up, Rach.
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This is end-of-days/
jump the shark time.
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Doc, back me up.
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It's an archetype
that's a little out of date.
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That is working, okay?!
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Come on. Tampon companies
are lining up to buy ads!
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And Gary is texting me
about how happy he is.
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- You know what that means?
- Yes.
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That another over-privileged white guy
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is happy with the status quo.
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It means that he has had
to put the knife down
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that he has been holding to my
throat for the past three weeks.
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So, I am sorry if you two are not happy.
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But I am. So deal with it.
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Madison, we need our beautiful princess
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smiling and waiting to be rescued.
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- [RADIO CHATTER]
- Hi.
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I'm Charlie.
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Filling in for Freddy?
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I'm really excited to work
with the Zeiss zooms.
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It's my first chance getting
my hands on those new lenses.
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Adds five pounds
to the front of the camera.
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It's a real joy.
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I can't breathe.
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Well, you look amazing.
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[MEN GRUNTING]
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Boom! Ballet boy goes down.
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Oh! The mouth-breathers
are gonna eat that up.
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- Hey, you wanted to see me?
- Yes.
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Pitch me. I want to hear what you got.
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- What, like, right now?
- Yes, Jay.
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We already have a meeting
on the books. Per your request.
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So, am I gonna have to cancel that?
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No. Obviously not. I just...
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Um, you need to see this video...
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No. Eyes are busy. Use your words.
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[CHUCKLES] Okay.
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Uh, so,
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there's this gay underground dance scene
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in New Orleans called "Sissy Bounce."
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Don't flip out.
Sissy is the gayest word now.
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- We've reclaimed it.
- Oh thank God.
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♪♪
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Hello. I'm Chet Wilton.
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Take a journey with me, won't you?
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Into "The Heart of American Television."
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Where it is. Where it's been.
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Where it's going.
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- What're you doing?
- Join...
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Jesus.
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Uh, I'm doing behind the scenes stuff.
like "additional content."
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- New media.
- Yeah, yeah, I got it.
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- I just thought you wanted an Emmy.
- My...
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I do. This is how you do it.
You engage the audience.
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You can engage them all you want, Chet,
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but, um, this is what
they're actually gonna see.
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I mean, it's totally cheesy.
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Okay, so, um, it's about making a space
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for different kinds of maleness
within trap music,
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which is a sub-genre of hip-hop,
which, as you know...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you kidding me? Trapped
in a gay, hip-hop, sub-genre?
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- No. Quinn, that's not...
- Who are we supposed to sell that to?
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A lot of places, Quinn.
I think it's an amazing way
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to talk about male identity
and homophobia...
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Have you ever heard
of network television?
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I mean, I need
a four quadrant juggernaut.
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Not like an eighth
of a quadrant niche show
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that maybe gets
a summer run on basic cable.
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Well, I think if you just, like,
actually saw this video...
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No. Do better.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, great.
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- Ow.
- Are you okay?
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I am great. All right? Just get
me a show that I can sell!
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I mean, don't you want to make something
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that people are gonna talk about,
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not just laugh at? I mean, something...
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something buzzy?
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- Zeitgeisty?
- Exactly!
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Ask these really hard questions
about men and women.
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Like why this princess crap
actually works!
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You know, you get these guys to say
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what they would never say in public.
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Get them to tell the truth!
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Does Quinn know about this?
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Okay, well, look, Quinn is
operating from a place of fear...
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Which is not gonna help her
get the empire she wants.
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It's never gonna get you
the Emmy you want.
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I'm just saying that we are
sitting on a story.
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That needs to be told.
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And you are just the man to tell it.
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Okay. This is crazy, because
that's what Crystal said.
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Thank you, Rachel. Finally, I am seen.
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- Let's do this.
- Mm.
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♪♪
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This is all I'm supposed to do?
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Just stand here and smile?
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Well, you could, like,
try calling out to them.
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You know... like, "Help me! Save me!"
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We're coming for you, Princess!
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See? They love it!
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This is just... beyond.
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Fine. Will you at least
throw some of these?
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I thought I was a captive!
Why am I throwing out roses?
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Who cares? Just toss them and smile.
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[SIGHS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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So, how do you feel about today's date?
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"Rescuing the princess?"
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I don't know... It's goofy,
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the whole, uh,
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"protect your woman" thing.
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But girls like it and we like it,
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so...
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Uh, why do you think that is, Owen?
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I guess things were
just simpler back then.
249
00:10:08,512 --> 00:10:10,105
Mm-hmm. Okay.
250
00:10:10,115 --> 00:10:14,008
Do you consider yourself a feminist?
251
00:10:14,018 --> 00:10:15,684
What? No.
252
00:10:17,944 --> 00:10:20,948
Uh, I mean... I'm...
I'm not much for labels.
253
00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:24,054
So, you don't consider
yourself a feminist?
254
00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:27,851
RACHEL: This is good. Here we go.
255
00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:30,968
Just let him settle into the discomfort.
Don't say anything.
256
00:10:33,356 --> 00:10:36,596
In my experience it can be an excuse
257
00:10:36,606 --> 00:10:38,587
for some really selfish behavior.
258
00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:41,701
Ooh. Good. We might be onto something.
259
00:10:41,711 --> 00:10:44,938
What do you mean by "selfish behavior"?
260
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:48,642
Look... my ex-wife started calling
herself a feminist, and...
261
00:10:48,652 --> 00:10:50,209
And then what?
262
00:10:50,219 --> 00:10:53,280
You know, I'd just as
soon not talk about this,
263
00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:55,282
- if you don't mind.
- No, we do mind!
264
00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:57,458
Y-You, uh... Ask him again!
265
00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:01,988
Uh, I-I...
266
00:11:01,998 --> 00:11:05,357
Hey, look, I'm sorry. This is just
really important, Owen, okay?
267
00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:08,661
It obviously affects the way you
feel about women. What did she do?
268
00:11:08,671 --> 00:11:10,562
She just... made some choices. Okay?
269
00:11:10,572 --> 00:11:13,065
- Did she cheat on you?
- Among other things... yes.
270
00:11:13,075 --> 00:11:15,001
- Rachel...
- That's awful
271
00:11:15,011 --> 00:11:17,069
and I'm really sorry it happened,
272
00:11:17,079 --> 00:11:20,372
- but that shouldn't affect the way...
- Me? You're right.
273
00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:22,541
But when I got home
from my last tour in Iraq,
274
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,143
my wife handed me our baby girl
275
00:11:25,153 --> 00:11:26,878
and told me she was done being a mom.
276
00:11:26,888 --> 00:11:30,482
So now I have to look into
my daughter's eyes every day
277
00:11:30,492 --> 00:11:33,585
and explain why Mommy had
to "find herself"
278
00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:35,421
with Daddy's best friend.
279
00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:37,189
So, I'm sorry, but in my house,
280
00:11:37,199 --> 00:11:39,757
feminist is just a fancy word for...
281
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,492
For what? It's okay. You can say it.
282
00:11:41,949 --> 00:11:44,074
For selfish bitch.
283
00:11:44,085 --> 00:11:46,364
- We've got to cut. I'm out of juice.
- No. We're fine.
284
00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:48,166
- We've got...
- We need a fresh brick.
285
00:11:48,176 --> 00:11:51,336
- We... We, uh...
- What the hell are you doing?!
286
00:11:51,346 --> 00:11:53,942
Your only job is to roll
until I yell cut.
287
00:11:53,953 --> 00:11:56,467
What did you want him to say,
Rach? What, that men hate women?
288
00:11:56,478 --> 00:11:57,735
That we think you're
all manipulating bitches?
289
00:11:57,746 --> 00:12:00,449
- Put cameras on me I'll say it!
- That's enough.
290
00:12:01,707 --> 00:12:03,514
You cannot let her get to you like that.
291
00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:05,907
Well, I can't just stand by
and watch her work that guy.
292
00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:08,753
You got to get the taste
of crazy out of your mouth.
293
00:12:08,763 --> 00:12:10,722
[BOTH SIGH]
294
00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:13,457
You've got to find another woman.
295
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,059
Worked for me.
296
00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:18,520
Somebody light.
297
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,606
Fun.
298
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,407
Different.
299
00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:25,069
[TRAP MUSIC PLAYS]
300
00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:28,847
Yeah, I, uh... I had
this idea for a show.
301
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,477
- I love it!
- You do?
302
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:35,379
You know how strong
you have to be to do that?
303
00:12:35,389 --> 00:12:37,481
You have to have muscles inside...
304
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:40,384
I know. A-And... And what's
so interesting about it...
305
00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:41,651
Those asses are incredible!
306
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,553
Uh, yeah.
307
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,889
- I mean, there's definitely that, bu...
- Who's this guy?
308
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,291
Uh, his name is Xavier Chopin.
309
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,627
- He's from New Orleans and he's...
- He's a talent.
310
00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:55,051
- Right?
- Absolutely.
311
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,267
- You know him?
- Yes, I know him.
312
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,668
- He's... a friend.
- What kind of friend?
313
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,671
He's obviously a very talented one.
314
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,640
This is all over the world, you know.
315
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,409
- Seriously?
- Absolutely.
316
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,660
Of course. Not this same, but...
317
00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:11,781
The need to speak with the body.
318
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,749
In any city, there's a club
319
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,883
where this kind of thing is happening.
320
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,286
And is beautiful.
321
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,521
Huh.
322
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:25,360
Xavier is lucky guy.
323
00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:27,904
♪♪
324
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,601
What did your ex-wife do to you?
325
00:13:33,611 --> 00:13:36,454
Did she cheat on you?
326
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,340
What do you think? Too concerned?
327
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:40,875
Not concerned enough?
328
00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:43,945
- Oh, perfect amount of concerned.
- Yeah...
329
00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:45,447
We're getting good stuff here.
330
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,683
This is definitely Emmy material.
331
00:13:48,693 --> 00:13:52,353
Our last three competitors are
stumped by the final clue...
332
00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:54,956
a riddle to solve to enter the tower
333
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:58,659
and at last, save our princess.
334
00:13:58,669 --> 00:14:00,861
It's a tough one! Let's watch...
335
00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:03,630
[SIGHS] How the hell haven't
they figured this out yet?
336
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,167
And how is this supposed
to help me find true love?
337
00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:07,901
Well, someone's gonna
get the one-on-one,
338
00:14:07,911 --> 00:14:09,579
- and then you'll go on a date and...
- You know what?
339
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:13,039
Each knight pursues his holy grail
340
00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:16,090
and he who listens ends the tale.
341
00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:17,911
Does this have something
to do with the pony?
342
00:14:17,921 --> 00:14:19,880
I can't take it anymore.
I just... I can't.
343
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:21,982
I cannot do this anymore!
344
00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:23,916
Take this shit off of me!
345
00:14:23,926 --> 00:14:26,686
- What the hell is this?!
- I just... I can't! Get this off of me!
346
00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:29,902
Get this regressive,
patriarchal shit off!
347
00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,558
Hey! No! Cut! Madison!
348
00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:34,422
- I'm sorry, I just...
- Serena is your girl!
349
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:35,922
You have to stay on top of her!
350
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:38,564
No. Never mind.
I'm putting Rachel back on this.
351
00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:40,933
Now, where the hell is Rachel?!
352
00:14:40,943 --> 00:14:43,235
Oh! Grr!
353
00:14:43,245 --> 00:14:44,503
God made the sexes different
354
00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:45,914
and God don't make no mistakes,
355
00:14:45,925 --> 00:14:47,707
so that right there
just goes to show that...
356
00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:49,408
What the hell are you doing?
357
00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:51,010
One second. Excuse me.
358
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,512
We are just shooting some B-roll.
359
00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:55,117
- No, I didn't ask for B-roll.
- No, I know. We're just using it,
360
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,609
we were thinking, as a counterpoint...
361
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,750
Look, I don't need you
to tell me how to cut my show.
362
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,524
You're going rogue again, clearly.
363
00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:03,022
She's not going rogue, she's with me.
364
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,957
Chet and Rachel. My dream team.
365
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:09,461
Hey. I hear you guys are interviewing
feminists. Where can I sign up?
366
00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:12,231
- Oh, how ya doing, Quinn?
- Why are you talking to me?
367
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:14,633
Uh... I was just being cordial.
368
00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:17,402
Have you met me? I don't do cordial.
369
00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:20,424
Okay, I was... I was
just trying to be polite.
370
00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:23,041
You know what? I am the
executive producer of the show.
371
00:15:23,051 --> 00:15:24,809
I don't know who the hell
you think you are.
372
00:15:24,819 --> 00:15:27,802
- Stop.
- No. You I need to go and fix Serena.
373
00:15:27,813 --> 00:15:31,282
Now. Can someone help me
make this godforsaken show?
374
00:15:31,292 --> 00:15:33,592
♪♪
375
00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:41,427
[SIGHS]
376
00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:44,510
- You okay?
- [SARCASTICALLY] Yeah. Super.
377
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:46,665
Really happy with the way
things are going.
378
00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:49,002
Well, I was rather surprised
379
00:15:49,012 --> 00:15:52,138
that they convinced you
to go the full Rapunzel thing.
380
00:15:52,148 --> 00:15:53,406
I didn't have much of a choice,
381
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,074
because, evidently, me as me
382
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,010
is a little too strong
a taste for you guys.
383
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,811
Wait a second... that's not true.
384
00:15:58,821 --> 00:16:02,013
Oh come on, I cleared the room
during the poker game. Why?
385
00:16:02,024 --> 00:16:04,268
- Because I know Mark Zuckerberg.
- That's not what happened.
386
00:16:04,279 --> 00:16:05,684
Oh, that is exactly what happened.
387
00:16:05,694 --> 00:16:07,786
I'm sooo intimidating
because I have a job.
388
00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:09,755
And a bank account.
And... And, most egregious,
389
00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:11,824
- a point of view!
- Oh, is that what this is?
390
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,759
You know what?
Why don't you just go home.
391
00:16:13,769 --> 00:16:16,128
Hop on Tinder. Or call up
one of the yoga instructors
392
00:16:16,138 --> 00:16:17,930
I am sure you have on speed dial.
393
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,798
You don't know anything
about the women I date.
394
00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:21,466
Oh, I'm sorry... Is it Pilates?
395
00:16:21,476 --> 00:16:23,802
Or... Or spinning? CrossFit?
396
00:16:23,812 --> 00:16:26,004
Whatever it is, I will bet 20 to 1
397
00:16:26,014 --> 00:16:28,973
you will never end up
with a "ball-buster" like me.
398
00:16:29,849 --> 00:16:31,776
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
399
00:16:31,786 --> 00:16:33,111
Hey, what was that?
400
00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:35,280
Oh, God. Nothing.
401
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,290
Not a damn thing.
402
00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:43,154
- Everything good?
- Peachy.
403
00:16:43,164 --> 00:16:44,822
[SIGHS]
404
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,526
Have you come to gloat about how I
never should have listened to Chet?
405
00:16:48,536 --> 00:16:51,829
No. I'm not doing that. But, look,
you got it out of your system.
406
00:16:51,839 --> 00:16:54,799
You good now? You want me
to jump you back into 2017?
407
00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:56,916
What, like...
as a slutty nurse or something?
408
00:16:56,927 --> 00:16:57,963
No...
409
00:16:57,974 --> 00:16:59,903
How about just finding a real-ass guy
410
00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:02,306
that you want to hang out with
in the real-ass world?
411
00:17:02,316 --> 00:17:03,807
Does that sound good?
412
00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:05,042
Sounds...
413
00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:07,078
fairly impossible.
414
00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:08,712
- But I'm listening.
- Good.
415
00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:10,681
Okay, so, the guy with the man-bun?
416
00:17:10,691 --> 00:17:12,416
Ha! Who, August?
417
00:17:12,426 --> 00:17:15,318
Yeah, I'm thinking he might
actually be that guy.
418
00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:17,488
- The yoga dude?
- Look, I know what he looks like,
419
00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:19,590
but I'm telling you,
he's so much more than that.
420
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,192
The guy has four years
in the Peace Corps,
421
00:17:22,202 --> 00:17:24,695
right now he works
at this incredible NGO.
422
00:17:24,705 --> 00:17:27,330
I mean, he's just, like,
a substantial human being
423
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:30,433
that cares about the world,
which I know you do, too.
424
00:17:30,443 --> 00:17:32,102
That's a nice thing to say.
425
00:17:32,112 --> 00:17:34,270
Listen, I know the kinds
of things that you invest in.
426
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,556
I admire the hell out of it.
427
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:39,609
I know that August is
going to admire it, too.
428
00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:41,952
I really think you're gonna like him.
429
00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:45,881
After a day in the past,
430
00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:49,619
our princess is back
to thinking about the future.
431
00:17:49,629 --> 00:17:51,186
Her future.
432
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:56,058
And that elusive holy grail
of true romance.
433
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:58,393
I'm sorry for my little
melt-down earlier.
434
00:17:58,403 --> 00:18:00,863
AUSTIN: No, there's...
there's no need to apologize.
435
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:05,234
Oh, sure. Why would we have
a fantastic banquet table
436
00:18:05,244 --> 00:18:07,269
with goblets and torches
437
00:18:07,279 --> 00:18:09,605
when we could just
have two wicker chairs
438
00:18:09,615 --> 00:18:11,273
and a Gerber daisy?
439
00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:12,774
The princess thing was insane.
440
00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:13,942
Right?
441
00:18:13,952 --> 00:18:15,577
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- Yeah.
442
00:18:15,587 --> 00:18:19,881
I guess they were trying
to soften my edges a little bit.
443
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,917
Well, I think your edges,
they look just fine.
444
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,986
Besides, I like a woman with a temper.
445
00:18:24,996 --> 00:18:27,055
I lived with a matriarchal
tribe in Tibet.
446
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,658
They're the most majestic women
that you've ever seen.
447
00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:32,127
Completely comfortable in their power.
448
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:36,330
I fell in love with
every single one of them.
449
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,299
I think he's so interesting.
450
00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:40,268
They're definitely gonna click.
451
00:18:40,278 --> 00:18:41,969
Yeah, after today, I would settle
452
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,904
for a middle school titty grab.
453
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,574
Vag still burning?
454
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,073
Only when I breathe.
455
00:18:53,155 --> 00:18:55,991
Quinn just can't pull me
back to the B-team.
456
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,100
Okay, you realize I'm on
the B-team, too, right?
457
00:18:58,111 --> 00:19:00,320
And I've been here a hell
of a lot longer than you have.
458
00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:02,480
Well, yeah, but... I have
a show under my belt.
459
00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:04,958
- You shot a pilot, Madison.
- Exactly.
460
00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:07,494
And how many pilots do you
have under your belt?
461
00:19:07,504 --> 00:19:09,596
Yo, man, Serena's
under a lot of pressure.
462
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,697
Give her a break.
463
00:19:10,707 --> 00:19:13,500
Aw, Fireman. You're so sweet, bro.
464
00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:16,169
- You're so sweet.
- My name is Owen.
465
00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:19,306
I think Mr. Fireman really
wants himself some Serena.
466
00:19:19,316 --> 00:19:21,208
- Yep.
- Don't you? Who doesn't?
467
00:19:21,218 --> 00:19:23,009
JASPER: This is a reality TV show.
468
00:19:23,019 --> 00:19:24,477
And I'm not an idiot.
469
00:19:24,487 --> 00:19:27,546
Oh, well, maybe you just haven't
made much of a connection with her.
470
00:19:27,556 --> 00:19:28,815
And you have?
471
00:19:28,825 --> 00:19:31,117
Well, please enjoy that connection.
472
00:19:31,127 --> 00:19:34,386
Because there's not a chance in hell
that you're going home with her.
473
00:19:34,396 --> 00:19:35,822
Why is that?
474
00:19:35,832 --> 00:19:37,824
Come on. How much do you make a year?
475
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,658
What is it? 50, 60K?
476
00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:41,160
I don't know, man. She's already rich.
477
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:42,698
Maybe she don't care about money.
478
00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:45,331
You know what people who make
a lot of money care about?
479
00:19:45,341 --> 00:19:47,065
- It's money.
- Yeah.
480
00:19:47,075 --> 00:19:48,799
I'll guess we'll just have
to wait and see.
481
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:51,064
How much do you want to bet?
Let's make this interesting.
482
00:19:51,075 --> 00:19:52,538
Whoa, whoa! Who bets on women?
483
00:19:52,548 --> 00:19:54,314
Are you kidding?
It's the only reason I'm here!
484
00:19:54,325 --> 00:19:55,974
- What?
- You're here on a bet?
485
00:19:55,984 --> 00:19:59,377
- Wait till Serena finds out.
- QUINN: Jasper's here on a bet?
486
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:01,679
I knew that Wall Street prick
was too good to be true.
487
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,414
We cannot let Serena
find out about this.
488
00:20:03,424 --> 00:20:05,083
We cannot lose another wifey.
489
00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:07,518
- Totally.
- I thought women were dramatic.
490
00:20:07,528 --> 00:20:09,082
I mean, in the grand scheme of things,
491
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,870
we've got, like, four
minutes on this planet.
492
00:20:10,881 --> 00:20:12,582
And they have to count
for something, right?
493
00:20:12,593 --> 00:20:15,260
- Totally.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
494
00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:17,828
I have to say, you're not
what I thought you'd be.
495
00:20:17,838 --> 00:20:18,840
How's that?
496
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:22,176
Well, I thought you'd be
a little more woo-woo.
497
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,830
[ BOTH LAUGH]
498
00:20:24,841 --> 00:20:26,671
Well, I'm... I'm pretty woo-woo.
499
00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:29,374
Yeah, but somehow not annoyingly so.
500
00:20:29,384 --> 00:20:32,376
Ugh. Except totally annoyingly so.
501
00:20:32,386 --> 00:20:33,844
[SIGHS]
502
00:20:33,854 --> 00:20:36,879
What is your problem with August?
You, like, loved him in casting.
503
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:39,548
- No, you loved him.
- Of course I loved him.
504
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:41,852
He's a Greek God
who wants to save the world.
505
00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,629
- I mean...
- Oh, pbht!
506
00:20:47,485 --> 00:20:49,950
Don't you wish that... that
we could get out of here?
507
00:20:49,961 --> 00:20:52,107
Just spend some time in the real world?
508
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,422
SERENA: Where would we go?
509
00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:56,005
Oh, Big Sur. Esalen's
right down the road.
510
00:20:56,016 --> 00:20:58,127
Hot springs, sunset hikes...
511
00:20:58,137 --> 00:21:00,095
You and me, naked in the redwoods.
512
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:02,331
Wow. That is... a lot.
513
00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:05,767
Well, I just think, every now and
then, you gotta break the rules.
514
00:21:05,777 --> 00:21:07,435
Oh please.
515
00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:09,641
You see something you want...
516
00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,282
then you take it.
517
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,810
What the hell is he doing?
518
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:19,474
- Oh my God. He's talking to you.
- What? No, no.
519
00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:22,383
- Why would he do that?
- He's your UTI.
520
00:21:22,393 --> 00:21:25,994
♪♪
521
00:21:34,524 --> 00:21:38,276
- You're boning a contestant?
- Oh, nice work, Nancy Drew.
522
00:21:38,287 --> 00:21:40,536
- What are you thinking?
- Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
523
00:21:40,547 --> 00:21:42,214
Um, weren't you the woman
524
00:21:42,224 --> 00:21:44,115
who tried to run away with a contestant?
525
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,784
Yes, that's right. That was me!
That wasn't you!
526
00:21:46,794 --> 00:21:49,620
You could get fired. I'm
just worried about you.
527
00:21:50,149 --> 00:21:52,161
Wow. That's a new one.
528
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:54,359
I mean, look at you... you're
sick, you're drinking.
529
00:21:54,369 --> 00:21:57,061
Those antibiotics don't even work
if you mix them with alcohol,
530
00:21:57,071 --> 00:21:59,630
but you apparently can't stop yourself.
531
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,232
This is self-sabotage.
532
00:22:01,242 --> 00:22:03,500
You know what? You are unbelievable.
533
00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:05,970
After everything I have done for you.
534
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:08,305
I'm sick of this
"Essential Honesty" crap.
535
00:22:08,315 --> 00:22:10,140
I'm sorry. What is that
even supposed to mean?
536
00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:12,209
Have you ever stopped to think
537
00:22:12,219 --> 00:22:15,880
about what the past few years
have been like for me?
538
00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:19,516
Picking up after your messes,
covering shit up.
539
00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:21,685
[SIGHS] Of course not,
540
00:22:21,695 --> 00:22:23,186
why would you?
541
00:22:23,196 --> 00:22:27,657
Because you always think
you know what's best.
542
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:32,529
Rachel always does whatever
the hell she wants!
543
00:22:32,539 --> 00:22:35,664
It starts with a few
little B-roll interviews.
544
00:22:35,681 --> 00:22:39,317
Next thing you know, two people are
dead at the bottom of a ditch!
545
00:22:40,947 --> 00:22:43,172
[VOICE BREAKING]
I am just trying to help you.
546
00:22:43,182 --> 00:22:45,375
Well, don't. I don't want it.
547
00:22:45,993 --> 00:22:47,944
You begged me to come back.
548
00:22:47,954 --> 00:22:49,379
Yeah.
549
00:22:49,389 --> 00:22:51,122
Maybe that was a mistake.
550
00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:53,849
I wanted my dragon back. Not this mess.
551
00:22:53,859 --> 00:22:57,327
[ONYAY PHEORI'S "BANSHEE" PLAYS]
552
00:22:59,735 --> 00:23:03,024
♪ Some would call this paradise ♪
553
00:23:03,035 --> 00:23:09,764
♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪
554
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:18,181
♪ In Banshee, you'd take out
Granny if you could ♪
555
00:23:21,586 --> 00:23:23,711
JAY: Rach, where the hell are you?!
556
00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:28,000
The guys are, like, spinning out.
I need some Rachel magic. Please.
557
00:23:29,226 --> 00:23:30,952
Flying in.
558
00:23:30,962 --> 00:23:32,921
♪♪
559
00:23:32,931 --> 00:23:34,923
Hey, Rachel! Where the hell is Quinn?
560
00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:38,560
Serena's still on her date, and
nobody's even in the control room.
561
00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:40,495
Why is this your problem, Madison?
562
00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:42,229
Because I'm really worried about her.
563
00:23:42,239 --> 00:23:44,498
She's been drinking. Like, a lot.
564
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:48,502
She was practically falling down the
other day, and Gary saw it too.
565
00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:51,638
John the bartender says she's going
through a cart of liquor a week.
566
00:23:52,038 --> 00:23:53,364
She needs help.
567
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,476
Like, rehab or something.
568
00:23:56,023 --> 00:23:59,293
You know, there are people here
who can take over for her.
569
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:01,624
- I could talk to Gary.
- Rachel!
570
00:24:01,635 --> 00:24:04,469
- There you are!
- Think about it.
571
00:24:05,629 --> 00:24:08,021
Oh my God, you were
so right about August.
572
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:11,792
He is amazing. He's bright. And funny.
573
00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:16,043
And the hotness is not even worth
talking about it's so overwhelming.
574
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,832
I had such a great time.
575
00:24:17,843 --> 00:24:19,974
I mean, I just...
I felt like I was being myself.
576
00:24:19,985 --> 00:24:21,977
I felt like he was being himself.
577
00:24:21,987 --> 00:24:24,346
It just... Oh, it felt like how dates
578
00:24:24,356 --> 00:24:28,817
are supposed to feel, you know? Easy.
And comfortable. And... oh.
579
00:24:29,461 --> 00:24:32,187
Thank you. That's all I
really wanted to say.
580
00:24:32,197 --> 00:24:35,547
This is exactly why I came on
this show in the first place.
581
00:24:36,078 --> 00:24:38,633
What? Wait.
582
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,476
Why aren't you happy for me?
583
00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:42,461
Okay, Rachel. What?
584
00:24:42,472 --> 00:24:45,066
I cannot handle being jerked
around by the show anymore.
585
00:24:45,077 --> 00:24:47,028
Please, if there's something
that I need to know,
586
00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:48,536
just... just rip off the Band-Aid.
587
00:24:48,546 --> 00:24:51,539
Rachel, please, just tell me the truth!
588
00:24:51,549 --> 00:24:54,517
♪♪
589
00:24:59,679 --> 00:25:01,416
There is no Band-Aid.
590
00:25:01,426 --> 00:25:03,851
What are you talking about?
No, August is...
591
00:25:03,861 --> 00:25:06,020
He is everything you hoped he'd be.
592
00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:08,188
- [LAUGHS]
- I'm so happy for you.
593
00:25:08,198 --> 00:25:09,556
Oh, thank you!
594
00:25:09,566 --> 00:25:14,128
♪ You better be nice ♪
595
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,697
♪ Some would call this paradise ♪
596
00:25:17,707 --> 00:25:20,200
- ♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪
- Hey, John.
597
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:21,802
Oh, hey, Rach. How's it going?
598
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:22,842
Not great.
599
00:25:22,853 --> 00:25:24,937
Um, you're fired.
600
00:25:24,948 --> 00:25:26,571
Wait. What? Why?
601
00:25:26,582 --> 00:25:28,173
Why? Because you've been stealing booze
602
00:25:28,184 --> 00:25:30,159
- and trying to pin it on Quinn.
- No. That's a lie!
603
00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:31,411
I wouldn't steal booze.
I'm ten years sober.
604
00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:33,631
Okay, well, now you're fired.
605
00:25:34,108 --> 00:25:36,030
- Do you get it?
- But you can't fire me. Rachel!
606
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,452
You shouldn't have been talking shit
607
00:25:37,463 --> 00:25:39,228
about the person
who signs your checks, dude.
608
00:25:39,239 --> 00:25:41,400
So, what do you have to do
to win the bet, anyway? Huh?
609
00:25:41,411 --> 00:25:43,623
You gonna ask Serena to marry you
just to get some kind of payout?
610
00:25:43,634 --> 00:25:45,209
Look, you'd better tell her, or I will.
611
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:47,126
No one is telling anyone anything!
612
00:25:47,136 --> 00:25:49,009
- Now, just chill out!
- Jay, please.
613
00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,276
I don't need this.
614
00:25:50,345 --> 00:25:52,631
I don't need the money.
I don't need any of this.
615
00:25:52,641 --> 00:25:55,835
So, please, it has been
an absolute pleasure, gentlemen.
616
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:57,670
- Enjoy yourselves.
- Is there a problem?
617
00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,281
♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm ♪
618
00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:05,795
$400,000 if he's the first
one to sleep with her?
619
00:26:05,806 --> 00:26:07,100
How did you not know about that?
620
00:26:07,111 --> 00:26:09,710
Why is this a problem, exactly?
We can use it.
621
00:26:09,721 --> 00:26:11,384
Blow it up when we need some drama.
622
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,514
Jasper is supposed to be a wifey!
623
00:26:13,525 --> 00:26:16,118
He's still a wifey.
He's a villain-wifey!
624
00:26:16,128 --> 00:26:18,287
It's killer... We can reveal
the bet in episode six
625
00:26:18,297 --> 00:26:21,223
- and Serena...
- I don't need a villain-wifey!
626
00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:23,991
- I need a wifey-wifey!
- Why?
627
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:27,295
Quinn, we are loaded to the
tits with wifeys this season.
628
00:26:27,305 --> 00:26:28,996
We've got Owen, and August and...
629
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:31,833
- No, August is not a wifey!
- What are you talking about?
630
00:26:31,843 --> 00:26:34,525
Of course he is. He's perfect.
He's amazing, actually.
631
00:26:34,536 --> 00:26:36,838
- Hey, I've got to talk to Quinn.
- Jay was just leaving.
632
00:26:36,848 --> 00:26:39,340
It's a little rough, but I think
you're really gonna like it.
633
00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:40,861
Like what? What are you talking about?
634
00:26:40,872 --> 00:26:42,843
This is the footage
that Rachel and I shot.
635
00:26:42,854 --> 00:26:44,312
- No!
- [DOOR CLOSES]
636
00:26:44,322 --> 00:26:46,981
I'm not doing a symposium
on gender politics.
637
00:26:46,991 --> 00:26:48,816
Symposium? No, Rachel was right.
638
00:26:48,826 --> 00:26:50,551
- We have a st...
- Rachel's right?!
639
00:26:50,561 --> 00:26:52,798
No! Never!
640
00:26:53,775 --> 00:26:56,690
Okay, look, you may have
come here on a bet,
641
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,392
but I've seen the way
you look at Serena.
642
00:26:58,402 --> 00:27:00,327
- You like her.
- So what?
643
00:27:00,337 --> 00:27:02,162
She's not into me. She's
made that very clear.
644
00:27:02,172 --> 00:27:03,764
Of course she's into you.
645
00:27:03,774 --> 00:27:06,433
And you're so clearly the front-runner,
we would not have a show
646
00:27:06,443 --> 00:27:08,335
if we let you guys
get together right away.
647
00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:10,937
What do you mean?
648
00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:12,873
We talked smack about you.
649
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,741
I mean, that whole yoga teacher thing...
650
00:27:14,751 --> 00:27:16,798
Where do you think she got that from?
651
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:20,947
You are the only one she has
expressed any real interest in.
652
00:27:20,957 --> 00:27:22,382
Okay, that's great,
653
00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:24,217
but don't you think
she has a right to know?
654
00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,551
Of course I do.
655
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,963
But being a snitch is not sexy.
656
00:27:27,974 --> 00:27:30,121
You know that. Don't blow it.
657
00:27:30,132 --> 00:27:33,095
I mean, that whole date with August,
that was a complete fail.
658
00:27:33,106 --> 00:27:34,931
- I just feel bad for her.
- Me, too.
659
00:27:34,942 --> 00:27:37,763
That whole date with August
was a complete fail.
660
00:27:37,774 --> 00:27:41,033
- That does make sense.
- But listen, don't even worry about it.
661
00:27:41,043 --> 00:27:44,275
I promise you, we are not gonna
let her find out about that bet.
662
00:27:44,286 --> 00:27:46,533
I appreciate your discretion.
663
00:27:46,544 --> 00:27:48,595
Of course we're gonna
tell her about the bet.
664
00:27:48,606 --> 00:27:51,143
- I just want to be honest.
- You're her guy.
665
00:27:51,153 --> 00:27:53,002
- That's very sweet.
- I'm telling the truth.
666
00:27:53,013 --> 00:27:55,205
- Really?
- Trust me.
667
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:57,909
♪♪
668
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,218
Hey, did you get a chance
to think about what I said?
669
00:28:00,229 --> 00:28:03,400
Mm, yeah, I sure did. And I
just fired your buddy John.
670
00:28:03,411 --> 00:28:05,588
- What? Why?
- Why? Because he's a drunk.
671
00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:08,025
He's been stealing booze for years.
672
00:28:08,036 --> 00:28:09,927
That's not true. Why would you do that?
673
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:12,994
He's a bartender, Madison. Okay?
He can find another job.
674
00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:14,384
Not one with benefits.
675
00:28:14,395 --> 00:28:16,554
His kid is sick. You know that, right?
676
00:28:16,565 --> 00:28:18,923
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE]
677
00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:21,900
- What?
- Like, cancer.
678
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,056
Without this job,
his insurance is gonna lapse.
679
00:28:26,463 --> 00:28:28,256
Oh, my God. This is not
just some contestant
680
00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:29,824
that we can kick to the curb.
681
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:33,261
This is real life.
This actually means something.
682
00:28:33,271 --> 00:28:35,173
Why would you do that?
683
00:28:35,499 --> 00:28:38,992
♪♪
684
00:28:39,003 --> 00:28:41,229
You really are as bad as everyone says.
685
00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:44,805
♪♪
686
00:28:44,815 --> 00:28:46,619
What are you trying to say?
687
00:28:46,630 --> 00:28:49,353
[SIGHING] Oh, no.
688
00:28:50,454 --> 00:28:52,612
I'm running out of time, Quinn.
689
00:28:52,622 --> 00:28:56,183
And I have to do something. [SIGHS]
690
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,449
This is for my boy.
691
00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:59,219
Hmm.
692
00:28:59,229 --> 00:29:01,188
[SIGHS]
693
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,389
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE]
694
00:29:03,399 --> 00:29:05,658
[SIGHS]
695
00:29:05,668 --> 00:29:08,494
[SIGHS]
696
00:29:08,504 --> 00:29:10,463
[GASPS]
697
00:29:10,473 --> 00:29:14,367
You know, I really do want
for you what you want.
698
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:17,136
But you'll never get your empire
699
00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:20,206
unless you swing for the fences.
700
00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:23,008
And you're playing it real safe, hon.
701
00:29:23,018 --> 00:29:26,812
Mm. Funny, I don't feel safe at all.
702
00:29:26,822 --> 00:29:28,580
[SCOFFS]
703
00:29:28,590 --> 00:29:30,324
[SIGHS]
704
00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:34,486
[DOOR SLAMS]
705
00:29:34,496 --> 00:29:35,762
[SIGHS] [DOOR OPENS]
706
00:29:37,566 --> 00:29:38,825
Rachel?
707
00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:42,661
Are you okay?
708
00:29:42,671 --> 00:29:45,434
My heart's racing.
709
00:29:46,198 --> 00:29:49,492
I can feel all the blood
rushing through my veins.
710
00:29:49,511 --> 00:29:50,769
Okay, what's going on?
711
00:29:50,779 --> 00:29:52,954
I just tell one lie, and I can't stop.
712
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,673
It's like breathing to me.
713
00:29:54,683 --> 00:29:57,041
It's so easy. And it just feels so good.
714
00:29:57,051 --> 00:29:59,043
I just, like, want it more and more.
715
00:29:59,053 --> 00:30:01,079
What are you talking about?
716
00:30:01,089 --> 00:30:04,215
All right, look. You... You were right.
717
00:30:04,225 --> 00:30:07,747
I do use Essential Honesty as a shield.
718
00:30:08,196 --> 00:30:09,720
I mean, I have to, because if I don't,
719
00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:11,839
all of these horrible things
happen because of me.
720
00:30:11,850 --> 00:30:13,724
I'm making them happen.
I mean, Quinn is right.
721
00:30:13,734 --> 00:30:16,627
- Rachel...
- I am responsible for every bad thing
722
00:30:16,637 --> 00:30:18,529
that has happened on this show.
723
00:30:18,539 --> 00:30:20,464
That cannot be true.
724
00:30:20,474 --> 00:30:22,232
Well, it is!
725
00:30:22,242 --> 00:30:24,702
♪♪
726
00:30:24,712 --> 00:30:26,659
You don't even know.
727
00:30:27,246 --> 00:30:30,773
♪♪
728
00:30:30,784 --> 00:30:32,910
[SIGHS]
729
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,268
Rachel.
730
00:30:34,654 --> 00:30:37,300
This is a safe space, all right?
731
00:30:37,957 --> 00:30:41,807
Everything you say here
is totally confidential.
732
00:30:42,829 --> 00:30:44,714
I just want to understand.
733
00:30:45,332 --> 00:30:47,865
♪♪
734
00:30:50,770 --> 00:30:54,330
[SIGHING] Okay.
735
00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:58,027
So, two people died last season.
736
00:30:59,245 --> 00:31:01,070
That's on me.
737
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,605
Quinn told me it was an accident.
738
00:31:02,615 --> 00:31:04,996
- It wasn't.
- It wasn't?
739
00:31:05,851 --> 00:31:08,411
No. I made it happen.
740
00:31:08,421 --> 00:31:10,418
How did you do that?
741
00:31:10,923 --> 00:31:12,982
♪♪
742
00:31:12,992 --> 00:31:14,855
So, I went to Jeremy.
743
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:17,086
I had no idea what he would do,
744
00:31:17,096 --> 00:31:21,027
but I knew that he would do
something, anything, to protect me.
745
00:31:21,386 --> 00:31:22,910
And when I found out what he did,
746
00:31:22,921 --> 00:31:25,994
like, running those people off that
road, I was completely horrified.
747
00:31:26,004 --> 00:31:28,864
I never wanted him
to do anything like that.
748
00:31:28,874 --> 00:31:31,600
♪♪
749
00:31:31,610 --> 00:31:33,605
But the truth is,
750
00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:38,440
it was really kind of
thrilling to have that power.
751
00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:41,876
Does anyone have a 20 on Rachel?
Elimination Ceremony is up.
752
00:31:41,886 --> 00:31:45,027
♪♪
753
00:31:46,057 --> 00:31:47,983
Rachel. Rachel, wait.
754
00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:51,186
♪♪
755
00:31:51,196 --> 00:31:54,321
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
756
00:31:54,332 --> 00:31:56,533
♪♪
757
00:31:58,102 --> 00:32:01,809
And so, our Tournament of Love
comes to an end.
758
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:04,978
And tonight only eight out
of our 11 daring competitors
759
00:32:04,988 --> 00:32:07,381
will receive a limited-edition,
760
00:32:07,391 --> 00:32:10,345
customized, Swedish Army knife.
761
00:32:10,673 --> 00:32:12,620
Swedish Army...
762
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:14,954
the solution for every problem.
763
00:32:14,965 --> 00:32:16,384
QUINN: I mean, seriously?
764
00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:18,454
We should all slit
our wrists with that knife.
765
00:32:18,465 --> 00:32:20,517
Look, let's be honest.
766
00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:22,395
I'm not a princess.
767
00:32:22,405 --> 00:32:25,398
And my search for love is real.
768
00:32:25,408 --> 00:32:27,000
It's not a fairy tale.
769
00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:28,902
You don't have to be Prince Charming.
770
00:32:28,912 --> 00:32:31,939
You just have to be a good man.
771
00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:35,001
So, on that note, there is one person
772
00:32:35,012 --> 00:32:37,437
with whom I've made a real connection.
773
00:32:37,587 --> 00:32:40,447
♪♪
774
00:32:40,962 --> 00:32:42,524
August.
775
00:32:42,959 --> 00:32:44,751
I had an amazing time tonight.
776
00:32:44,761 --> 00:32:47,254
Will you take this knife and stay?
777
00:32:47,264 --> 00:32:49,068
Excuse me. Sorry, mate.
778
00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:50,624
MAN: Hello.
779
00:32:52,649 --> 00:32:54,260
[CHUCKLES]
780
00:32:54,270 --> 00:32:56,328
SERENA: Warren. Will you
take this knife and stay?
781
00:32:56,338 --> 00:32:57,797
Guy... Alexi...
782
00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,940
will you take this knife and stay?
783
00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:04,929
Two knives, five men.
784
00:33:04,947 --> 00:33:06,126
Who will Serena choose?
785
00:33:06,137 --> 00:33:08,595
Oh, oh, oh! What's going to happen?
786
00:33:08,606 --> 00:33:10,071
Owen.
787
00:33:10,786 --> 00:33:12,645
Will you take this knife and stay?
788
00:33:12,655 --> 00:33:16,214
♪♪
789
00:33:16,224 --> 00:33:17,549
[CHUCKLES]
790
00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:19,718
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
791
00:33:19,728 --> 00:33:23,021
♪♪
792
00:33:23,031 --> 00:33:25,857
- [SIGHS] And finally...
- Serena, I need to say something.
793
00:33:25,867 --> 00:33:27,506
Jasper...
- I don't know what you may have heard,
794
00:33:27,517 --> 00:33:29,349
or what these people
may have said about me,
795
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,796
- but...
- Jasper, stop. Please.
796
00:33:30,821 --> 00:33:32,497
Is he gonna come clean?
797
00:33:32,507 --> 00:33:35,501
Um, I'm the one who owes you an apology.
798
00:33:35,512 --> 00:33:38,502
I lost my temper earlier today,
and I wasn't fair to you.
799
00:33:38,513 --> 00:33:40,972
- Serena...
- No, Owen, just give me a minute.
800
00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:42,840
I... Jasper,
801
00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:45,176
you've been honest with me
since the first night.
802
00:33:45,186 --> 00:33:47,011
Vulnerable, even.
803
00:33:47,021 --> 00:33:51,649
Then, things got confusing
for both of us, I think.
804
00:33:51,659 --> 00:33:54,470
I'm really hoping we can
find our way back to that.
805
00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:57,021
- Yes.
- Great.
806
00:33:57,031 --> 00:33:59,857
- Absolutely.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
807
00:33:59,867 --> 00:34:02,426
- Thank you.
- Mmm. Thank you.
808
00:34:02,436 --> 00:34:04,094
[CLICKING TONGUE]
809
00:34:04,103 --> 00:34:06,329
Those boys look angry at each other.
810
00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:07,865
[CHUCKLES]
811
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,566
PRESTON: So, I'm out?
812
00:34:09,576 --> 00:34:11,535
Guess I liked that whole princess thing
813
00:34:11,545 --> 00:34:13,170
a little too much.
814
00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:15,706
Sayonara, Silver Fox.
815
00:34:15,716 --> 00:34:17,240
All right. That's a cut!
816
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:19,743
Another glorious night of love
817
00:34:19,753 --> 00:34:22,846
and passion and knives.
818
00:34:22,856 --> 00:34:25,349
Great show, everyone.
819
00:34:25,359 --> 00:34:27,884
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
820
00:34:27,894 --> 00:34:30,186
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
821
00:34:30,196 --> 00:34:34,724
[LAUGHS] No, dude, seriously?
822
00:34:34,734 --> 00:34:38,027
I told you, no booze for you.
823
00:34:38,037 --> 00:34:40,230
Look, I had drug problem.
824
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,931
Alcohol is not problem.
825
00:34:41,941 --> 00:34:43,766
There is new thinking on this.
826
00:34:43,776 --> 00:34:45,935
- I have therapist.
- Uh, yeah.
827
00:34:45,945 --> 00:34:48,871
You probably shop at the same
therapist store we do.
828
00:34:48,881 --> 00:34:50,305
Come on.
829
00:34:50,315 --> 00:34:52,441
Do a shot with me.
830
00:34:52,451 --> 00:34:53,976
You know you want to.
831
00:34:53,986 --> 00:34:56,746
[CHUCKLES] You know what?
832
00:34:56,756 --> 00:34:58,213
No. Actually,
833
00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:00,023
- I don't.
- You know what?
834
00:35:02,294 --> 00:35:03,986
I don't believe you.
835
00:35:03,996 --> 00:35:06,288
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE]
836
00:35:06,298 --> 00:35:08,891
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
837
00:35:08,901 --> 00:35:10,959
Night-night, Bouncy Boy.
838
00:35:10,969 --> 00:35:13,896
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE]
839
00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:17,232
QUINN: Hey, Jay! Come on! Come pitch me!
840
00:35:17,242 --> 00:35:19,134
Let's go!
841
00:35:19,144 --> 00:35:21,778
Okay. Okay. I'm coming.
842
00:35:25,181 --> 00:35:29,477
So, if you wanted to see
the rest of the lens series,
843
00:35:29,487 --> 00:35:33,313
I'd be happy to show you. Got
them in the camera truck.
844
00:35:33,324 --> 00:35:35,416
Ah, the "camera truck."
845
00:35:35,427 --> 00:35:36,983
- I know what that's code for.
- What?
846
00:35:36,994 --> 00:35:39,353
No. No, you said
that you wanted to see them.
847
00:35:39,363 --> 00:35:40,955
I know I did. You're right.
848
00:35:40,965 --> 00:35:43,357
I really do want to see them, just...
849
00:35:43,367 --> 00:35:45,181
maybe not now.
850
00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,594
Fair enough.
851
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,031
Hey, um, did you mean what you said
852
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,532
to Rachel earlier about feminism?
853
00:35:52,543 --> 00:35:53,813
God, no.
854
00:35:54,688 --> 00:35:57,170
Rachel just makes me a little nuts.
855
00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:58,839
- You two were a thing, huh?
- We were.
856
00:35:58,849 --> 00:36:01,041
- You know? Set life.
- I do.
857
00:36:01,051 --> 00:36:02,912
It's how I know not to go
into the camera truck
858
00:36:02,923 --> 00:36:05,278
and hook up with my boss
on the first day.
859
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,685
Smart. Smart.
860
00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:11,784
You know, if you want to get to know
me and ask me out on a real date,
861
00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:13,928
maybe I'll say "yes."
862
00:36:16,477 --> 00:36:18,658
[ZIPPER CLOSES]
863
00:36:18,668 --> 00:36:21,061
Okay, so listen. I know you weren't
864
00:36:21,071 --> 00:36:22,628
into the whole Sissy Bounce thing.
865
00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:25,531
And I get it. But imagine a show
866
00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:28,801
about underground dance scenes
all over the world.
867
00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:30,536
[SIGHS] More dance?
868
00:36:30,546 --> 00:36:32,185
- Travel shows are tricky.
- No, Quinn.
869
00:36:32,196 --> 00:36:33,847
This is so much more
than just a travel show.
870
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:37,510
It's about the universality
of the need for self-expression.
871
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,995
I mean, now, more than ever,
when the world is so fractured,
872
00:36:40,006 --> 00:36:41,347
we need something that reminds us
873
00:36:41,358 --> 00:36:43,983
how much we all actually have in common.
874
00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,484
[SIGHS]
875
00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:48,320
I mean, uh, I don't know.
876
00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:50,722
Ugh. I just think foreign cruise and...
877
00:36:50,732 --> 00:36:53,192
And Alexi's gonna host it.
878
00:36:53,202 --> 00:36:55,327
- Really?
- Yeah. He's...
879
00:36:55,337 --> 00:36:59,064
He's... He's so excited about it, Quinn.
880
00:36:59,074 --> 00:37:00,932
Wow.
881
00:37:00,942 --> 00:37:03,735
I mean, now, that...
that could be something.
882
00:37:03,745 --> 00:37:05,670
- Yeah, Alexi has a huge following.
- I know.
883
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,672
His Calvin Klein campaign
was effing massive.
884
00:37:07,682 --> 00:37:10,408
So, just as we're
premiering "Passport to Dance,"
885
00:37:10,418 --> 00:37:12,677
we'll be getting free billboards
all over Times Square.
886
00:37:12,687 --> 00:37:14,078
[CHUCKLES]
887
00:37:14,088 --> 00:37:17,348
Look at you, thinking like
an executive producer.
888
00:37:17,358 --> 00:37:21,352
Finally, somebody is
actually doing their job.
889
00:37:21,362 --> 00:37:23,187
Yeah.
890
00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:26,790
All right. Let's make it happen.
891
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,293
- For real?
- Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
892
00:37:29,303 --> 00:37:31,095
[INHALES DEEPLY]
893
00:37:31,105 --> 00:37:32,596
Thank you, Quinn.
894
00:37:32,606 --> 00:37:34,097
You're not gonna regret it.
895
00:37:34,107 --> 00:37:36,233
- Okay.
- [SIGHS]
896
00:37:36,243 --> 00:37:37,735
[DOOR OPENS]
897
00:37:37,745 --> 00:37:39,703
[SIGHS] [DOOR CLOSES]
898
00:37:39,713 --> 00:37:42,740
Ah, ow.
899
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:45,543
Right there. See? Her? Just cut her out.
900
00:37:45,553 --> 00:37:47,077
I know, Chet.
901
00:37:47,087 --> 00:37:49,746
Just give me a second.
902
00:37:49,756 --> 00:37:53,058
- That's amazing.
- Movie magic, dude.
903
00:37:58,265 --> 00:38:00,057
Hey, Spence. Chet Wilton.
904
00:38:00,067 --> 00:38:01,724
Listen, I got some footage
905
00:38:01,734 --> 00:38:04,001
you might be interested in seeing.
906
00:38:06,172 --> 00:38:08,731
Been thinking about you all night.
907
00:38:08,741 --> 00:38:11,834
Uh, yeah. You made that
pretty damned clear.
908
00:38:11,844 --> 00:38:13,335
I'm sorry. Was that too much?
909
00:38:13,345 --> 00:38:14,604
I don't think anyone knows.
910
00:38:14,614 --> 00:38:16,973
I mean, did anyone say anything?
911
00:38:16,983 --> 00:38:19,442
- Did Rachel?
- Okay, you know what?
912
00:38:19,452 --> 00:38:21,142
We are done.
913
00:38:21,153 --> 00:38:26,449
Yeah, you're right. We are
never doing this, ever again.
914
00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:29,585
August! I mean it. It's over.
915
00:38:29,595 --> 00:38:31,068
Look, it never should have happened,
916
00:38:31,079 --> 00:38:33,422
and as far as I'm concerned,
it never did.
917
00:38:33,432 --> 00:38:35,632
♪♪
918
00:38:37,769 --> 00:38:39,347
Rachel.
919
00:38:41,039 --> 00:38:43,331
I want you to know,
920
00:38:43,341 --> 00:38:47,603
coming to me was a very important step.
921
00:38:47,613 --> 00:38:50,839
I want to help you
figure out where this...
922
00:38:50,849 --> 00:38:53,704
this darkness comes from.
923
00:38:54,519 --> 00:38:57,278
I like you, Quinn.
924
00:38:57,288 --> 00:39:00,094
Why is that so hard to believe?
925
00:39:01,192 --> 00:39:03,784
It's not. It's just ridiculous, okay?
926
00:39:03,794 --> 00:39:05,520
If you want to stick around,
927
00:39:05,530 --> 00:39:07,822
you have to get your head
back in the game with Serena.
928
00:39:07,832 --> 00:39:09,890
Now, get the hell out.
929
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,226
[SIGHS]
930
00:39:12,236 --> 00:39:15,462
Look. No. It's not Quinn.
931
00:39:15,472 --> 00:39:18,415
Okay? She's the only
real person in my life.
932
00:39:19,409 --> 00:39:21,636
Then what? Or who?
933
00:39:21,646 --> 00:39:23,570
[SIGHS]
934
00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:25,480
I can't.
935
00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:30,010
This isn't going away, Rachel.
936
00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,487
♪♪
937
00:39:35,025 --> 00:39:39,819
♪ In the spark, we saw a world ♪
938
00:39:39,829 --> 00:39:43,990
♪ Of who we could become ♪
939
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,993
♪ But then you shut it down ♪
940
00:39:47,003 --> 00:39:49,663
♪ And you walked away ♪
941
00:39:49,673 --> 00:39:54,167
♪ Before it had begun ♪
942
00:39:54,177 --> 00:39:58,938
♪ I will drink my trail of tears ♪
943
00:39:58,948 --> 00:40:02,408
♪ I will tell my tale of woe ♪
944
00:40:02,418 --> 00:40:03,676
[LAUGHTER]
945
00:40:03,686 --> 00:40:06,179
- ♪ I will drawl now ♪
- [SIGHS]
946
00:40:06,189 --> 00:40:08,714
- ♪ I will walk somehow ♪
- [URINE TRICKLING]
947
00:40:08,724 --> 00:40:10,683
♪ Then I'll come in, from the cold ♪
948
00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:13,352
Aww.
949
00:40:13,362 --> 00:40:15,688
♪ No more waiting ♪
950
00:40:15,698 --> 00:40:18,090
♪ No more waiting ♪
951
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:22,928
♪ No more childish games ♪
952
00:40:22,938 --> 00:40:27,765
♪ I will stand inside the fire ♪
953
00:40:27,775 --> 00:40:32,536
♪ I will swallow all the flames ♪
954
00:40:32,546 --> 00:40:37,374
♪ I will rage inside the fire ♪
955
00:40:37,384 --> 00:40:41,612
♪ I will end this paradox ♪
956
00:40:41,622 --> 00:40:44,089
♪ No more waiting ♪
957
00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:46,501
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