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THEME SONG: Here we go, we're
getting on the road till we
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stop, and then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three now,
baby, here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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On a mission, undercover
and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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We're Totally Spies so
get on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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[music playing on headphones]
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[humming]
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-Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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[humming]
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[gasp]
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-Hm.
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Hm?
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[school bell ringing]
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-I can't believe the Valentine's
Day Sweetheart
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Dance is already this Friday.
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-That means we have less
than a week to find the
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loves of our lives.
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-Have faith.
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Nature will take its course
and we'll both have
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dates for the dance.
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-I don't want just
any old date.
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This year I want roses, and
poetry, and romance.
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-Yeah.
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Oh, oh, and a pink teddy bear
with heart shaped eyes.
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Clover's so lucky.
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-Tell me about it.
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She's already found the love
of her life, Chris.
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-That's it!
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I am done with boys!
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I'm done with dates.
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I'm done with love.
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-Chris?
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-Done.
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You won't believe the stunt
he pulled this time.
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-Let me guess, he only called
you eight times yesterday to
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say he loved you, instead
of his standard ten?
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-Worse!
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For our three day anniversary he
bought tickets to a Monster
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Truck rally.
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Boys are so overrated.
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As of this moment, I'm
officially off the market.
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-You mean you're on
a dating hiatus?
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-That's right, no more boys.
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-Like that will last
through lunch.
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-Clover, you're overreacting.
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There are tons of great
available guys everywhere.
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-Like, those two?
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-Salutations, lovely ladies.
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): By my
calculations, the Beverly
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Hills mall has the highest
ratio of the
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heart throbs to hunt.
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-You can count me out
of your equation.
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I'm am so not looking
for a boy.
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-Come on, let's get a
non-fat latte and
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make ourselves visible.
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Where's our favorite
coffee cafe?
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-You too can find your
truest love.
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-Arrow Through the Heart
Dating Experience?
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A computer matchmaking
service?
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How cyber weird.
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-Digital love?
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I don't buy it.
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-I'm gonna try it.
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What do you think, Sam?
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-I'm sure it's totally bogus,
but it still might be fun.
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-I'll be right here, staying
strong, solidly single.
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Boys need not apply.
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-Hello, girls.
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Welcome to Arrow Through
the Heart.
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Please answer the following
questions.
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Icing is to cake as
blank is to love.
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-Smoochies.
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-Intellectual honesty and
political courage.
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-Hey, I'm Stan.
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-Stan?
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-Standing here hoping you'll
go out with me.
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-As if!
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-Hey, gorgeous.
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They say beauty's
only skin deep.
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Let's you and I get shallow.
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[growling]
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-I'm on a dating hiatus, dating
hiatus, dating hiatus,
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dating hiatus.
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-Which boy do you think is
cuter, boy A or boy B?
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-Boy A.
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-Definitely boy B.
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[school bell ringing]
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[grunts]
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-What's this?
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Cool!
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Ugh!
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Argh!
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Ugh!
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[gasp]
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-It's from my Arrow in
the Heart match!
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I've been cordially invited
to meet him at--
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[gasp]
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cool!
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The Rodeo Drive Sports
Pavilion tonight.
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His name is Chet.
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Isn't that sweet?
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-I think I got a match!
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Dearest, Sam, Arrow Through
the Heart hath made a
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determination, and thus I await
with great anticipation
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our date tonight at
Pomme de Terre.
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We'll dine at 7:00, my
lovely, lady fair.
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Ah!
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It's signed, Marco.
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-Um, I thought you
didn't believe in
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computerized dating?
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-Well, I don't.
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But there's no harm
in meeting Marco.
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-Clover, it's not too
late for you.
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You could still get an Arrow
Through the Heart match in
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time for the Valentine's dance.
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-Oh, no.
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I don't want one.
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Since I have sworn off boys, I
have had tons of free time.
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Last night, I completely
reorganized my handbag closet.
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-You have a handbag closet?
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-I told you.
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I have tons of free time.
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[grunts]
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-Ah!
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-Hi, I'm Chet.
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You must be Alex.
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-Agh!
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How did you know it was me?
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-Well, I--
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I didn't.
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But you're the most beautiful
girl here, so I was hoping.
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This is for you.
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-Oh!
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-Hi, I'm Sam.
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Um, I just wanted to say,
this isn't my usual--
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I mean, I--
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I wouldn't normally
go on a blind--
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I feel silly about--
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-Is this the face that launched
a thousand ships ant
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burnt the topless towers
of Illium?
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-You're quoting Dr. Faustus?
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-Sweet Sam, make me immortal
with octopus.
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-Creamed calamari
is my favorite.
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[screams]
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-Oh, no more beautiful guys!
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[gasp]
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[school bell ringing]
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[students chattering]
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-Hey, watch where your--
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Clover, I told you about Roy?
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He's such a dreamboat!
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-So's my Petey-pie.
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-Let me guess, you're new
Arrow Through the Heart
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boyfriend's?
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-You mean, my new Roy friend.
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Ah!
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[growling]
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-Have you guys noticed that half
the girls in this school
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are crazy tweaked about
their computer dates.
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Um, ahem.
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-Ah!
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-Hm?
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-Oh, sorry, Clover.
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I was just thinking about
my dream boy, Chet.
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-And I was thinking about
my adorable Marco.
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-Don't tell me you two
are lovestruck, too.
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What did your dates
do, propose?
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-Not yet.
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-But look!
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Marco gave me an
authentic cubic
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zirconium sweetheart ring.
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-Chet gave me one made from
genuine imitation diamondiod.
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-Argh!
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OK.
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What is wrong with you two?
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You can't be this head over
heels after just one date.
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-Right after the dance, we're
dropping out of school.
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-Yeah.
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We need to free up more time to
spend with our soul mates.
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-What?
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[GUYS ARE MOANING
AND COMPLAINING]
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-Even the school
studs are duds?
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Something is seriously
whacked around here.
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I'm calling Jer.
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[giggling]
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-I don't see a problem,
Clover.
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W.H.O.O.P. satellites have
discovered zero evidence of
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hypnotic pathogens in the
Beverly Hills, or Beverly
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Hills adjacent areas.
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-There's something majorly
disturbing going on.
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-There's no current
global crisis.
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You should enjoy the time off.
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Perhaps, do a bit of
dating yourself.
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-I'm on hiatus.
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If Jer won't give me any
backup, I'm going
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this mission alone.
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First things first, gadgets.
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OK.
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Old gadgets, M-ray contact
lenses in aquamarine, ultra
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sensitive two clip banana
barrette listening device, and
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chewable, gluable
tracking gum.
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Gulp.
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Oh!
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-The elliptical swirls of
color remind me of the
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whirlpools of your eyes.
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-Ah, Marco, your intellect
is dizzying.
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-I don't know what's grosser,
their cheesy love talk, or
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this liver flavored
tracking gum.
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-Alas, my love, I'm forced
to leave you.
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-Until Friday's dance,
dear Marco.
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Parting is such exquisite
pain.
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[gasp]
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[snickering]
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[gasp]
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-Way bizzaro, now my gum sensor
is tracking this guy.
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Hm?
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-Ah!
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-I can't believe this!
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Two-face boy is two-timing
Alex and Sam!
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[snoring]
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-I gotta book, chickadee.
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I promised my little sister some
one-on-one coaching time
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before her synchronized
swimming tryouts.
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-I can totally dig that.
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See you at the Valentine's
dance tomorrow night.
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Mm, hm.
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-Uh, jeez.
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Hm?
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This is out of control.
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-Hey!
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-This guy is suckering all the
girls from Beverly Hills High.
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-Oh, Fabiare, this foot
exfoliation is tres bon.
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-Not at tres bon as the
sound of your voice,
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[speaking french].
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-Sacre bleu.
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-Sacre bluch!
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-Mandy, mon Cherie, allow moi to
bestow upon you this meager
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token of moi affection.
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si'l vous plait.
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[gasp]
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-I will allow it, oui.
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-Glittery snit.
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If this creepy Casanova thinks
he can play Sam and Alex, he's
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got another thing coming.
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Glittery Snit Jewelry Store.
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So this is where he
gets his trinkets.
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[bell over door rings]
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-Ooh!
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[gasp]
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-Good morning.
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Welcome to Glittery Snit.
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I'm Eugene, may I help you?
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-[speaking with foreign accent]
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Uh, I was just checking out your
lovely quarry, darling.
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You have very beautiful
diamonds.
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Uh, what's this, darling?
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-Um, I think someone must
have just left it here.
266
00:13:39,327 --> 00:13:41,566
-Do you go to Beverly
Hills High?
267
00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:42,526
-No.
268
00:13:43,007 --> 00:13:46,158
I go to the Institute
for Gifted Teens.
269
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,078
-Eugene!
270
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,246
-Yes, Mummy?
271
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,327
-Have you made a sale
to this girl?
272
00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:54,639
(STUTTERING) Uh, no, not yet.
273
00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:57,119
-Buy something or get out!
274
00:13:57,599 --> 00:13:58,607
-Yes, sir!
275
00:13:58,607 --> 00:14:20,799
[screaming]
276
00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:22,719
-So, uh, you want to
go to the dance?
277
00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:25,439
-Should I pick you at 8:00?
278
00:14:25,439 --> 00:14:27,167
-Will you marry me?
279
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:27,646
-Ugh!
280
00:14:27,646 --> 00:14:28,958
Step off!
281
00:14:31,647 --> 00:14:32,607
OK.
282
00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:33,567
This is really getting
out of hand.
283
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:36,798
I've got to shut it
down before--
284
00:14:36,798 --> 00:14:37,758
rude, much!
285
00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:39,199
I'd better find Sam and Alex.
286
00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:44,799
-Marco is gonna love these.
287
00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:47,999
-Pink is Chet's favorite
flavor.
288
00:14:47,999 --> 00:14:49,919
-I have to talk to you two.
289
00:14:49,919 --> 00:14:52,799
-Not now, Clover, we have to
get ready for the dance.
290
00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:54,239
I have to do my hair.
291
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,159
-Marco likes it up.
292
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,599
I have to get a manicure.
293
00:14:57,599 --> 00:15:00,607
Chet likes me to wear Sea
Foam nail polish.
294
00:15:00,607 --> 00:15:02,046
-Earth to zombie chicks.
295
00:15:02,046 --> 00:15:03,487
This is a crisis situation.
296
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:06,367
There is something wrong with
your stupid soul mates.
297
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,287
-You're just jealous, Clover.
298
00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:10,207
-Yeah, you had a chance for true
happiness, and you threw
299
00:15:10,207 --> 00:15:12,926
it away for this dumb
dating hiatus.
300
00:15:12,926 --> 00:15:15,086
-You could have had a
wonderful boyfriend.
301
00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:16,046
-Ugh!
302
00:15:16,046 --> 00:15:17,487
But you don't understand.
303
00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:19,407
-Come on, Alex, we don't
want to keep
304
00:15:19,407 --> 00:15:20,846
Marco and Chet waiting.
305
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:30,927
[clover crying]
306
00:15:30,927 --> 00:15:36,206
[snickering]
307
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,166
-Hm?
308
00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:43,199
-Argh!
309
00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:45,198
What the-- ugh.
310
00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:48,446
[screams]
311
00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:50,558
[grunts]
312
00:15:50,847 --> 00:15:51,999
-Argh!
313
00:15:51,999 --> 00:15:53,327
-Hm?
314
00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:01,407
Persistent little creep,
aren't you?
315
00:16:01,407 --> 00:16:03,646
[grunts]
316
00:16:03,646 --> 00:16:05,566
[snickering]
317
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,086
-Uh, agh!
318
00:16:07,086 --> 00:16:08,319
Um!
319
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,567
Hm?
320
00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:18,846
[gasp]
321
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:19,806
-OK, Eugene.
322
00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:22,686
If all's fair in love,
this means war!
323
00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:28,398
BOYS CHANTING (OFFSCREEN):
We want dates!
324
00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:30,399
We want dates!
325
00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:32,319
We want dates!
326
00:16:32,319 --> 00:16:34,239
We want dates!
327
00:16:34,239 --> 00:16:35,678
We want dates!
328
00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:43,199
-I can't believe Marco
isn't here yet.
329
00:16:43,199 --> 00:16:46,079
I hope nothing bad
happened to him.
330
00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:47,999
-It's not like Chet to
be late, either.
331
00:16:51,839 --> 00:16:53,279
-Hm.
332
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:57,279
Ah, ha, ha.
333
00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,718
Look at them all.
334
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,119
Waiting for me, me, me.
335
00:17:01,119 --> 00:17:02,527
-Think again, pal!
336
00:17:02,527 --> 00:17:03,487
[gasp]
337
00:17:03,487 --> 00:17:06,687
-Now, you mind telling me
why you're doing this?
338
00:17:06,687 --> 00:17:08,126
-It's simple, really.
339
00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:09,567
Revenge.
340
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:12,447
Last year, the love of my life
broke my heart when she dumped
341
00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:14,238
me on Valentine's Day.
342
00:17:14,238 --> 00:17:15,679
-Bitter, or what?
343
00:17:15,679 --> 00:17:18,559
-Now, with this little gizmo,
and the information I get from
344
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,439
my booths, I can transform
myself into any
345
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:23,359
girl's ideal boy.
346
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,598
They all fall madly
in love with me.
347
00:17:25,598 --> 00:17:28,959
And now, I'll get back at all
women by dumping them on
348
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,718
Valentine's Day.
349
00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:32,638
-Over my dead body!
350
00:17:32,638 --> 00:17:34,686
[grunts]
351
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,646
-Ha, ha.
352
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,086
You should have used
my dating booth.
353
00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:47,759
I would have been your sweetest
dream, instead of
354
00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:49,358
your worst nightmare!
355
00:17:49,358 --> 00:17:50,847
Hiya!
356
00:17:50,847 --> 00:17:52,719
Hiya, hiya, hah, agh!
357
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:58,527
-My Petey-pie isn't coming.
358
00:17:58,527 --> 00:18:00,926
-Neither is my Roy friend.
359
00:18:00,926 --> 00:18:03,839
Bah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
360
00:18:04,318 --> 00:18:07,679
-Your loser boyfriends might
not be coming, but I'm sure
361
00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:10,607
mon Fabiare, is just being
fashionably late.
362
00:18:10,607 --> 00:18:13,006
-Something's not right here.
363
00:18:13,006 --> 00:18:14,847
Why are all the boyfriends
late?
364
00:18:14,847 --> 00:18:15,807
-Hiya!
365
00:18:15,807 --> 00:18:16,767
-Ugh!
366
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:17,727
-Ha, ha, ha, ha.
367
00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:19,726
You can't resist me.
368
00:18:19,726 --> 00:18:21,646
No woman can resist me.
369
00:18:27,598 --> 00:18:29,487
-You are sushi!
370
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:30,846
-Hm?
371
00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:40,607
-Whoa!
372
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,886
[screams]
373
00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:50,927
[commotion]
374
00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:52,366
[gasps]
375
00:18:56,958 --> 00:19:04,878
-Ladies, allow me to introduce
you to Marco, and Chet, and
376
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:11,327
Fabiare, and Petey-pie, and Roy
boy, and Wally, and Jason,
377
00:19:11,327 --> 00:19:17,358
and last, and definitely
least, Eugene Snit.
378
00:19:17,358 --> 00:19:18,399
-Oh!
379
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:25,758
-I can't believe we shared the
eternal bonds of poetic,
380
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:28,159
artistic, and intellectual
enlightenment.
381
00:19:28,159 --> 00:19:30,558
-I can't believe we jumped
up and down.
382
00:19:30,558 --> 00:19:33,838
-I can't believe I let you
exfoliate my feet!
383
00:19:39,406 --> 00:19:40,366
-Ugh!
384
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:41,326
Agh!
385
00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:42,286
Ugh!
386
00:19:42,286 --> 00:19:43,246
Ohh!
387
00:19:43,246 --> 00:19:44,687
-Tear off his head!
388
00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:46,126
-Rip out his heart!
389
00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:47,567
-Cut up his credit cards!
390
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:50,478
-I've got one better
than that.
391
00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:53,246
-W-- w-- w-- what are you
going to do, have
392
00:19:53,246 --> 00:19:54,558
me thrown in jail?
393
00:19:54,558 --> 00:19:56,126
-You wish.
394
00:19:56,607 --> 00:20:09,678
[thumping]
395
00:20:09,678 --> 00:20:11,359
-Eugene!
396
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:12,798
EUGENE (OFFSCREEN): Nooo!
397
00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:19,918
-This is just great!
398
00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:23,279
What's more humiliating than
not having a date on
399
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:24,239
Valentine's Day?
400
00:20:24,718 --> 00:20:27,198
-Being too blind to see all
the great guys around you.
401
00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:30,559
-Come on, girls.
402
00:20:31,038 --> 00:20:33,118
What do you say we get
this party started?
403
00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:37,358
[dance music playing]
404
00:20:37,358 --> 00:20:39,359
-Huh?
405
00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:41,119
[cheering]
406
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,478
-We are so sorry, Clover.
407
00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,879
-Yeah, we should have never let
boys get in the way of our
408
00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:51,839
friendship.
409
00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:54,078
-Can you forgive us?
410
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,998
-Of course, I forgive you.
411
00:20:55,998 --> 00:20:58,878
Believe me, I know what it's
like to be driven to temporary
412
00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:02,239
insanity by boys.
413
00:21:02,239 --> 00:21:03,646
[school bell ringing]
414
00:21:07,886 --> 00:21:09,726
-Hey, Clover, what
are you doing?
415
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:12,126
-Girls, I've totally found
my true calling.
416
00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:15,486
From now on, you may refer to
me as the Fabulous Clover,
417
00:21:15,486 --> 00:21:16,446
Professional Matchmaker.
418
00:21:16,926 --> 00:21:20,446
Besides, the fringe benefits
are great!
419
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,286
-What fringe things benefits?
420
00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:24,206
-Hold please, I have a client.
421
00:21:28,046 --> 00:21:30,926
-Looks like the dating hiatus
is officially over.
422
00:21:30,926 --> 00:21:38,319
[laughing]
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