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[theme song]

Here we go again, we're on the road till we stop, and then

we'll shop.

So one, two, three now baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go, here we go.

On a mission undercover, and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go.

Totally Spies, so get on with the show.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

[music playing]

-She's heading right for our trap.

-We're so totally good.

-And so totally fast.

Looks like I can still make it to my facial appointment.

[grunting]

-Don't look so sad.

I've got something that will blow you away.

[screaming]

-Alex!

-Oopsie!

[school bell rings]

I can't believe I let her get away.

She was this close to the WOOHP web body cup.

-It's no biggie, Alex.

WOOHP got her eventually.

-And I still made it to my facial appointment.

-It's not just the last mission I screwed up.

It's every mission.

I've misfired our ultrasuede loafer cannons.

-Luckily, suede is so last year.

-I've short circuited our electrical

evening glove magnets.

-And saved my manicure, thank you very much.

-I've even deleted our undeletable diamond ring data

dispensers.

-Well, nobody's perfect.

-Besides, it always works out in the end.

And that's what's important.

-I guess you're right.

-Oh!

[school bell rings]

-[laughs].

-Please!

How easy was that exam?

-Totally easy.

Um, if you're some sort of genius.

-Yeah.

I mean, who can remember all that scientific mumbo jumbo,

water freezes at 32 degrees stuff?

Not me.

-Mr. Roberts said I have to do an extra credit assignment

just to pass the class.

-Don't worry, Alex.

This will work out in the end just like everything else.

-Nice try, Sammie.

But WOOHP can't cover me on this one.

-No, but we can.

-That's right.

We'll make sure your extra credit assignment's the best

Roberts has ever seen.

-Plus I'll let you borrow my favorite study sweater.

-Thanks, girls.

You're the best.

-See, nothing can pull us away from helping you.

[screaming]

-Girls, there's a phenomenon sweeping some of the world's

largest cities.

It's already struck Tokyo and New York.

-I don't have time for a geography lesson, Jerry.

I have an extra credit assignment due.

-I'm sorry Alex, but this is urgent.

Take a look.

[city noises at slow speed]

-OK.

I know I just failed my science test, but you can play

it at regular speed, Jerry.

I'm pretty sure I can keep up.

-That's just it.

I am playing this at regular speed.

Activities in these major metropolitan areas have been

slowed at an alarming rate.

-Slowed?

Why would anyone want to do that?

-That is what you're going to find out.

And to do so, you'll have your M-ray contact lenses,

fingerprint tracer gloves.

-Ugh!

And there goes the manicure.

-A pair of black leather knee high rocket powered inline

boots, cashmere deflector shields, and if you're up to

it, the wind tunnel 3000 laser tornado blast hair dryer.

-I promise I'll do better this time.

-That's what I like to hear.

I have complete faith in you, Alex.

Now, allow me to introduce Britney.

Our newest WOOHP agent.

-Hi.

-What?

-Pleased to meet you.

-How's it going?

[alarm ringing]

-Oh, my.

No time to get acquainted.

Another city is being hit by this phenomenon.

Good luck, girls.

-Welcome to the team.

[screaming]

[music playing]

-Uh.

Oh.

I'm OK.

Ahhh!

-Whoever said cheerleading was a waste of time?

-Not me.

I'm captain of my school squad.

-Awesome!

I knew we had a lot in common.

-In fact, the only thing that can pull me away from practice

is a good chess game.

-No way.

I love chess.

-Enough chit chat, girls.

We have a seriously freaky situation on our hands.

Remember?

-Right.

We better investigate.

[people yelling]

-This is so weird.

I mean, what could you possibly gain by slowing

everything down?

-The most out of a good hair day.

-Excuse me, ma'am.

Do you know what's going on?

-[mumbling in slow motion].

-OK.

That was useless.

-Maybe not.

[rewinding]

RECORDED VOICE AT NORMAL SPEED: A stranger used a

machine to slow everything down.

He's headed toward the Zocalo.

Run while you still can.

-You're a genius, Britney.

-Yeah.

Great thinking.

Huh?

-OK, let's not get carried away.

It' now like she caught the guy or anything.

-Alex is right.

We still have a lot of work to do.

-Well, yeah.

Like figure out what a Zocalo is.

-That's what they call the Plaza de la Constitucion.

-Yeah.

I meant where it is.

-This way.

-Isn't Britney great?

-Super.

CHILDREN (OFFSCREEN): Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.

(SLOWLY) Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.

-Did you see that?

We have to do something.

-Maybe I can do a scan to decipher what

kind of ray he's using.

-Great idea, Britney.

-Yeah, if you want him to get away.

Personally, I prefer a more aggressive approach.

[rocket sounds]

-Whoaaa!

Ahhhh!

GIRLS (TOGETHER): Alex!

-Huh?

[everyone slowing down]

-He got away.

SAM AND CLOVER: Uh!

Oh, not again.

-Yes, again.

-Not to worry, Alex.

With a clue like this, he's ours.

-There's a clue?

-Yeah, come take a look.

-Why?

It's not like I'm helping.

-Of course you are.

Hello.

Who brought my latte this morning?

-I've completely lost it.

-Oh, don't be silly, Alex.

We're a team.

We've got each other's backs.

-And besides, your plan would have been

awesome if it worked.

-Oh!

-Could you just stop being so nice?

-OK.

Let's get these clothes to WOOHP.

We need to find this wacko soon.

[screaming]

-Where's Alex?

-She was just beside us.

-Ahhh!

Ugh.

[laughs].

-We did a preliminary search of the shoe print on our way

back, but couldn't find any manufacturers.

-Hmm.

Norse logo.

Interesting.

Most likely a Scandinavian manufacturer.

And the size, so long and narrow.

Must be custom made.

So, what went wrong in Mexico City?

-Uh.

-Hmm.

-[sighs]

Girls, what happened?

-Huh?

Ooh.

It was me, OK?

I blew it again!

It was all my fault!

-Oh my.

-I can't do this anymore!

I quit!

EVERYONE: Uh!!

-Quit?

You can't quit!

-Yeah, we need you, Alex.

We're a team!

-You don't need me.

You have her.

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I have an extra credit

assignment to do.

-Jerry!

You can't just let her walk out!

Oh!

-I don't want to see her go either, but we

have a case to solve.

And soon, before the entire world grinds to a halt.

Oh, the shoe is custom made.

Only three pair have been ordered.

Girls.

-It's no use, Jerr.

We can concentrate without Alex.

-She's like the cherry on top of the sundae.

-The foam on a latte.

-It's just not the same without her.

-I know it's difficult.

But the sooner we solve this, the sooner we can try to

convince her to return.

-You're right.

Let's do this one for Alex.

-Excellent.

Now, one pair was ordered by a female basketball player.

-No, it wasn't a female basketball player.

-Another by clown.

That leaves a scientist.

In Greenland.

The Viking Lab.

-Greenland?

So it's like hot there, right?

-There goes the facial.

-Thanks.

I'll wash up.

-It's not for personal hygiene, Alex.

It's for your extra credit assignment.

I want you to figure out how to make the soap float.

-That's easy.

We can use water wings.

-Without using anything but the soap.

-Eh.

-I'll give you a hint.

-Uh?

-It has to do with molecules.

-Molecules?

[screaming]

-Let's take a look inside.

-No one's here.

Let's go in.

Whoa!

-Sam, that was a total Alex move.

-Guess I miss her more than I thought.

-We don't even have a lock to pick.

-There's got to be another way in.

[beeping]

-Bingo.

A fingerprint ID entry pad.

I think I can get the last set of prints left behind.

[beeping]

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Welcome, Willard.

So good to see you again.

Please give my regards to the kids.

Have a nice day, Willard.

-Kind of chatty for a security system, don't you think?

-Y squared over 3mx times d cubed divided

by yx over mc equals--

something about molecules.

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Check it out.

Is that like the biggest microwave

oven you've ever seen?

-I don't think it's a microwave oven exactly.

-Oh.

[squeaking]

-Low power, three seconds, molecules slow by 10%.

-High power, two seconds, molecules slow by 40%.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

-Yeah.

That thing slows down molecules.

-Hmm.

I wonder what it does to popcorn.

-We better call Jerry.

[phone ringing]

-Hmm.

If you insist.

Elizabeth, you can call me Jerry.

-This is so unlike him not to answer.

-Maybe he got called away on an emergency.

-Or maybe he left his wallet phone in

his other pants again.

MALE SPEAKER: Visitors.

-How delightful.

Welcome.

Welcome to my lab.

My name is Willard.

I'm not a mind reader.

You are?

-In a rush.

Gotta go.

-In a rush.

That's the problem with the world today.

-Yeah.

That's the problem.

-No.

You can't have a raise.

You work too slow.

No, Willard.

You can't be on the track team, you run too slow.

Well, no more!

-What are you talking about, Willard?

-I'm talking about taking control.

No one can accuse me of being slow now.

Everyone else is too fast.

My own kids don't even have time for me.

-You're a mad scientist.

What do you expect?

-Ex-mad scientist.

Now I'm just angry.

I wasted years on cloning research.

Then I realized I could win the race of

time by slowing molecules.

-Yeah?

Well, slow this.

Ugh!

GIRLS (TOGETHER): Uh!

Ahh!

[screaming in slow motion]

-I can't believe I have to do an

assignment on stupid molecules.

Like I'm ever going to need to know this

junk in the real world.

Oh!

Oh, I'm so never passing this class.

Huh?

Or am I?

Hmm.

So, heat affects the molecules.

Let's just see how much.

[bubbling]

-Cool!

[beeping]

-A WOOHP emergency?

Why are they calling me?

I mean, it's not like I can be of any help

speeding up the world.

[beeping]

-Wait a minute.

Heat speeds up molecules.

Maybe I can help.

I'll be back.

-Oh.

-I warned you, but you didn't listen.

Nobody ever listens.

Haste makes waste.

[laughs]

With my newest molecular augmenter, I can slow entire

countries at a time.

I should have the whole world moving at a

snail's pace by sundown.

-(SLOWLY) Ohh!

-All you have to do to stop the bomb from going off is

press this little button.

Better hurry.

Chop chop.

[laughs]

[beeping]

[beeping]

-Whoa!

Whoa-whoa.

Whoa!

A girl could get used to boots like this.

-(YAWNING) Ah, no crisis.

I should nap more often.

-Oh!

-Oh!

Brakes!

Brakes!

Whoa!!

Ahh!

GIRLS (TOGETHER): (YELLING IN

SLOW MOTION) -Oh!

What kind of maniac would do this to you?

GIRLS (TOGETHER): (IN SLOW MOTION) Ahhh!

-What?

GIRLS (TOGETHER): (IN SLOW MOTION) Ahhh!

-Oh, right.

GIRLS (TOGETHER): (IN SLOW MOTION) Ahhh!

[beeping]

[rewinding]

RECORDED VOICES AT NORMAL SPEED: Bomb!!

[beeping]

-Bomb!

Oh!

I don't even want to think about how close that was.

Your molecules have been slowed.

That's why you're moving in slow motion.

But I know how to fix it.

With heat.

GIRLS (TOGETHER): (IN SLOW MOTION) Oh!

-Oopsie.

GIRLS (TOGETHER): (IN SLOW MOTION) Nooo!

(AT NORMAL SPEED) Way!

-Alex, you're the best!

-You saved our lives!

-Seriously, Alex.

And my hair has never looked better.

-Thanks, Clover.

-Now to find that weirdo.

-But where?

-Well, he started with the largest city, so he'll

probably do the same with the countries.

-China.

-Where is the WOOHP jet when you need it?

-I have a better idea.

-Alex, you should wear boots more often.

-Stop!

Pull over.

-You!

-He's going to crash into us!

[screaming]

-Good move, Alex.

-Whoa!

-Ugh.

-Step away from the augmenter.

-Make me.

[screaming]

-Don't mind if we do.

-No!

-Never underestimate the power of cashmere.

WILLARD (IN SLOW MOTION): No!

-Are we moving faster than usual?

[PEOPLE YELLING IN SLOW MOTION]

-It's going to be a long day.

-Marvelous job, Alex.

The world is moving at a clip again, thanks to you.

-Really, Alex.

I learned so much from yo Thank you guys so much.

-Our pleasure.

-You're training is complete.

Well done.

-Training?

You mean she wasn't here to replace me?

-Oh, don't be ridiculous, Alex.

No one can replace you.

-Now, Britney.

It's time be assigned to your new team.

-But, Jerry!

She belongs with us!

We're a perfect team.

-I'm sorry, Alex.

She's needed elsewhere.

-Ahh!

-But don't worry.

You'll see each other again.

Now tell me.

How ever did you figure out how to reverse the

molecular slow down?

-Oh!

My science project!

Ahh!

-Yes, indeed.

No one can ever replace Alex.