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[theme music]

THEME SONG: Here we go
we're getting on

the go 'till we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3, now baby,
here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a mission
undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go, we're Totally Spies
so get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

-Ah!

What the--

[screaming]

[screech]

-Please.

I can barely even stay
awake reading poetry.

I can't believe I have to write
a poem for lit class.

I mean, what the big
deal about a

bunch of rhyming words?

-The big deal is that poetry is
like the most romantic way

to express yourself.

It's the language of love.

-[gasp].

Speaking of love, there's a
boy who talks my language.

-Clover.

Sometimes I get the impression
that when David's around, you

completely ignore Sam and me.

-Hi David.

-Hey, Clover.

-So, did you write your poem--

-Hi David.

-So, like I was saying.

Did you write a poem
yet for lit class?

-Oh yeah, I did.

But I'm kind of afraid
to hand it in.

I'm just not sure if
it's good enough.

I love poetry and all, but I'm
so afraid of rejection.

-Really?

What a coincidence.

I love poetry and I'm totally
afraid of rejection too.

-Then you must be afraid
all the time.

-Hey.

Maybe after you write your poem,
we could get together

and give each other constructive
criticism.

Kinda like a study date.

-Did you sat d-d-date?

-See you Saturday night.

-Toodles, Mandy.

I'll let you know how
our date turns out.

-Ugh.

Argh!

A poetry date?

Don't bother.

Sounds about as thrilling as
watching nail polish dry.

-So, what were you
saying, Alex?

-Just that every time David's
around, you completely

ignore--

-Oh, that reminds me.

I better call my personal
shopper and tell her to find

the perfect outfit for
my date with David.

Argh!

Evil cell phone battery
How can you betray me

at a time like this?

Come on.

-Huh?

-May I?

-He'll call you back.

-OK, now, how do you even
use one of these things?

-Just put a quarter in the--

-Whoa!

-I don't have time to get
WOOHPed right now.

I have an urgent call to make.

[screaming]

-Great.

Now I'll never learn how
to use a payphone.

-Hello, girls.

-Hi, Jerry.

-Jer, can't you use other
WOOHP agents?

I have a date with David in--

-No time, Clover.

I need you girls to investigate
a series of

mysterious and violent
abductions.

Fortunately, one intended victim
managed to escape an

attack in his own home.

-And you want us to pay
that person a visit.

-Correct.

Oh, and before I forget.

-You are cordially invited to
the annual WOOHP company

picnic to be held at
the Beijing Zoo.

-Sounds fun!

Ooh, I wonder if it's
too tacky to wear a

leopard skin skirt.

-As long as it's fake, I don't
think the leopards will mind.

-By the way, attendance to
the picnic is mandatory.

[scream]

-In that care, I'll RSVP now.

-Me too.

-This totally reeks.

The picnic is the same day
as my date with David.

-There, there.

Boys come and go, but
WOOHP is forever.

Now, here are your gadgets.

Tortoise shell magnifying
shades, faux snake skin

parachute purse, net blaster
mascara brush, scanner watch,

and the Naugahyde biker
chic lasso belt.

-Oh, this'll go great
with my new pants.

According to WOOHP, the man is
a zoologist named Jacob.

-Huh?

Ew.

Look at these nasty
scratch marks.

Maybe Jacob should manicure
his fingernails.

-Fingernails?

More like claws.

JACOB (OFFSCREEN): Who--

Who is it?

-We're here to investigate
your attack.

[locks clicking]

-Uh, sorry about that.

After the attack, I just
can't take any chances.

-Do you have any idea
who would have

wanted to attack you?

-Well, I don't have any
enemies to speak of.

Everyone likes me.

I'm usually the life
of the party.

-Remind me to skip that party.

-One thing's for sure, though.

The person who attacked was
cold and heartless.

He wore a fur coat made
from a very rare South

American polar bear.

-Heartless and unfashionable.

Fur is so out.

-Do you mind if we come
in and look around?

-Sure, no problem.

I'll make us some tea.

It's about the only thing that
calms my nerves these days.

-So, did you tell David you have
to call off the date yet?

-No, and I'm really
dreading it.

I know how sensitive he
is about rejection.

Oh well.

Here goes nothing.

Hi, David, it's Clover.

Listen, there's something
I need to tell you.

-Hey Clover.

Check out this poem I wrote
about our date.

-You wrote a poem
about our date?

-Clover, Clover, you
are perfection.

I can't wait for our date
I hate rejection.

-Aw.

-So, let me hear one
of your poems.

-Oh, uh.

You know what, David?

Um, I'm going through
the canyon--

[crackling sounds]--

I'm losing you.

[crackling sounds]

-Huh?

-Could this day possibly
get any worse?

[crash]

-Ah!

Help!

-He's gone.

Who--

or should I say what--
abducted him?

-Poor Jacob.

All that's left of
him is his shoe.

-This might actually
tell us something.

I'll check it out with
the tortoise

shell magnifying shades.

Hey.

There's a blonde hair on it.

-Let's run it through
the scanner watch.

It's a hair from the same
rare polar bear

Jacob was talking about.

-So it must've been the same
person who attacked Jacob the

last time , because they're
still wearing the same coat.

-Judging from the damage to that
wall, I'd say it was the

bear itself.

-Hello.

We're in the middle of a city.

Last I knew, polar bears
lived in the snow.

-Let's call Jerry to see if
there are any polar bears in

captivity around here.

-Hello, girls.

-Hi, Jer.

Do you have any record
of South American

polar bears in captivity?

-Let's see.

Oh, yes.

There was one, but it
recently escaped.

And oddly, it was at the Beijing
Zoo, the same place

we're having our
company picnic.

Which reminds me, do you think
we should serve potato salad

or ambrosia at the picnic?

[sigh]

-Neither.

Thanks Jer, gotta run.

-B-but I--

[music playing]

-I got it!

I got it.

If I tell David our date is off
in a poem, he won't take

it so hard.

What rhymes with I'm
dumping you?

-Uh, merci beaucoup?

-Will you forget about
your poem?

We've gotta get to the
bottom of this case.

-Ah, my new volunteers.

I'm glad you're here.

Three of my most reliable staff
members haven't shown up

for work at all this week.

-That's weird.

All the people who are missing
seem to be animal workers.

-We're glad to be
able to help.

-Did you see that?

He offered me the bowl
all by himself.

Good monkey.

-Actually, Sherman
is a gorilla.

They're a lot smarter than
we give them credit for.

Now, would you girls mind
cleaning the polar bear and

condor cages?

Neither have been tended to
since the animals went

missing last week.

-Maybe this is why the
employees stopped

showing up for work.

There's no sign of forced
entry or exit, and no

sign of foul play.

-Maybe it was an inside job.

[grunt]

-Here you go, Sherman.

This should go a lot further
than a bunch of bananas.

-Hey!

What are you doing?

Huh?

Sherman, what the?

-Look!

Sherman got loose.

-Hold it right there.

Your cage is back that way.

-Did you see that?

He's like a track star.

-Let's see how he does against
my lasso belt.

Gotcha.

-Don't be so quick to
congratulate yourself.

I'm far too intelligent to
fall prey to your foolish

little gadgets.

Ta-ta, ladies.

I'll see myself out.

-OK, that was really
unexpected.

-Now who's the intelligent
one?

-I do not have time for
your shenanigans.

[roaring]

-Argh!

Put me down you crazy monkey!

-He's got Alex.

-How dare you?

I'm a person.

-OK, either I'm hallucinating,
or that gorilla just drove off

in a car with Alex.

I hope he's a better
driver than she is.

-This is crazy.

One second a man was holding
this device to Sherman's head.

The next, Sherman was behaving
with human dexterity.

-I wonder if this thing is
responsible for the way

Sherman was acting.

-OK.

I wanna know who's responsible
for that ape

slobbering all over me.

Ugh!

If he can drive, he can
certainly pay the

dry cleaning bill.

-I better hurry back inside and
make sure the rest of the

animals are secure.

-And we better contact the
authorities about Alex.

-Sam.

I know you're really into
recycling, but if you need a

tissue, just ask.

-Let's run this through
the scanner watch.

Maybe we'll get a clue from
Sherman's saliva.

-Look.

It says Sherman's DNA is half
human, half simian.

-Weird.

Let's check it out with Jerry.

-Hello, girls.

What do you think of coleslaw
as a side dish?

-I think we have more important

issues than side dishes.

A talking, driving gorilla
just kidnapped Alex.

-Yeah.

We just sent you a very
strange DNA sample.

-Well, I see what you
mean by strange.

The human half of the DNA
belongs to a zoologist, I

don't know who the gorilla
half belongs to.

-Jer, do you have an address
for the zoologist?

-I've just forwarded it
to your Compowder.

And girls.

Need I remind you that I want
Alex safely returned and all

of this figured out quickly?

-You need not remind
us, Jerry.

-OK, let's pay a visit to the
zoologist and see why his DNA

is in Sherman's spit.

-I hope Alex is OK.

You don't think Sherman would
hurt her, do you?

Clover?

Hello.

-Sorry.

Talking with Jer about the
picnic reminded me that I

still have to cancel on David.

-Just tell him you have
to reschedule.

That way, he won't feel
rejected, and you still get to

go out with him.

-Reschedule, of course.

And if I tell him in a rhyme,
he probably won't mind.

-Hello, hello.

I hope you're not feeling low.

David here.

-Hi David.

It's Clover.

I have something important
to tell you before

this call is over.

Sorry, but I can't keep our
date, can I move it to next

Friday so I won't be late?

-Wow, you are a good poet.

Unfortunately, I can't
make it next Friday.

I've got a date with
Mandy that night.

-Ah!

Mandy?

-Ha ha ha.

-Never mind.

Saturday's just dandy.

-Huh?

-Argh!

-Jacob.

Am I glad to see you.

[growling]

-What did you do to them?

-Silence.

Now, what have you brought
me here, Sherman?

-She and her spy friends
tried to stop me from

escaping the zoo.

-We were trying to save you.

A city street is no
place for a monk--

g-gorilla.

-Pipe down, missy.

It appears my plan is coming
together quite nicely.

I must congratulate you,
Sherman, on a job well done.

-Thank you, sir.

Without your selfless
dedication, I would still be

living like an animal.

-This place looks like it's
seen better days.

-Something about this veterinary
hospital smells

fishy to me.

-Check out those paw prints.

-What kind of animal walks on
only two paws instead of four?

-Another locked door.

I guess the only way
to go is up.

-Grab hold.

-Mental note to self.

Never climb through
a chimney wearing

dry clean only clothes.

-Sam!

Clover!

The talking animals put us in
here, and they did something

weird to Jacob and the others.

-Don't worry.

We'll get you guys
out in a jiff.

-Not so fast, ladies.

[growling]

-Hey, paws off, you creeps.

-Get comfortable, girls.

This is your new home
from now on.

-I don't know what you think
you're doing, pal, but I

wouldn't count on us being
in here for long.

-I am not your pal.

My name is Dr. Fox, and what I
think I'm doing is empowering

animals to rise up against the
humans who've kept them in

cages for so long.

-Um, excuse, am I the only one
who thinks its a tad ironic

that this wacko's
name is Dr. Fox?

-Is it your DNA mixed
with Sherman's?

-Credit my ingenious DNA
transformer, which allows

animals to assimilate their DNA
with mine, thus increasing

their brain power.

Now I'll transfer my DNA into
this ordinary lab mouse.

-Who you calling ordinary?

-Impressive, is it not?

It also works in reverse.

That is to say, I
can administer

animal DNA to humans.

-So you turned Jacob and the
others into animals.

That's just cruel.

-Now, go forth and carry
out our mission.

-There's a new mission
now, Dr. Fox.

To put all humans in cages.

But not before turning all
of you into animals.

-Wait.

This isn't fair.

I liberated you!

Argh!

-That's bizarre and creepy.

-And yet, somehow it's
an improvement.

-Come, my brothers.

Time to free our friends and
embark on total domination of

the human race!

Turn them all into animals.

-Apparently, the animals'
aggression is a side effect

Fox didn't count on.

-Hey, easy does it, you brute.

-Quiet!

it'll all be over with soon.

-We've got to get out of here
and do something before Clover

gets turned into
who-know's-what!

-There's our ticket out.

We just have to get
him over here.

-Ha.

Try this.

-Good boy.

-Hey, Lion King.

Kiya!

[screaming]

-Thanks so much, you guys.

I don't know what I would
have done if I--

[barking]

-Aw.

Looks like you were
administered a

little canine DNA.

-What am I gonna do now?

I have a date with
David coming up.

[panting]

-We'll deal with it later.

Right now, we have to
stop those animals.

-Thank you, Sherman.

It's great to finally
be liberated.

-Don't mention it.

Power to the animals!

-Oh no.

We're too late!

-Adam's in trouble.

Hold on!

We better seal off the parking
lot before the animals escape

into the city.

-Help!

All of my animals are
turned on me.

They put the zoo staff
into cages.

I'm glad to see you
too, Clover.

-Maybe that wasn't my
best idea ever.

-Oh dear, oh no!

-OK, spread out and
round them up.

-Round them up how?

-With our gadgets.

Don't even think about
it, Clover.

-Last I hear, you were
king of the jungle,

not king of the city.

Whoa!

-You're lucky I'm a fellow
animal, or I'd make a purse

and matching boots out of you.

Ah!

Guys!

A little help?

-Don't worry.

I think I can reverse the
effects of the DNA transformer

with the unit from the zoo.

Oh no.

Argh.

Nice job, Sam.

-Are you thinking what
I'm thinking?

Let's clean these streets up.

-Way to go, guys.

You're driving all the animals
back to the zoo.

-Hey, it's working.

-All except one, that is.

-Let me go, you monk--

-Don't call me a monkey!

Humans' days are over.

The animals will
rule the Earth!

-Alex, catch!

-I hate to put a damper
on your plans, but

take this, Mr. Monkey.

It worked.

[screaming]

-Alex, use your faux snakeskin
parachute purse.

-Close one.

-Way to accessorize, Alex.

-Now let's return the rest
of the animals to normal.

[barking]

-And you too, Clover.

JERRY (OFFSCREEN):
Congratulations, girls, on

another job well done.

-The whole experience made us
realize how unhappy the

animals were in their cages.

I'm glad they decided to turn
the zoo into a nature reserve.

-Now everyone is happy.

-Everyone except Clover,
that is.

-I guess I have no choice.

I have to call David and finally
cancel our date.

-Hello.

-Hi, David.

It's Clover.

Listen, I have some bad news.

-So do I. I don't know how to
tell you this, Clover, but I

have to cancel our date.

-You do?

-Yeah.

I forgot that I volunteered to
work at the Beverly Hills

Animal Shelter today.

Sorry.

-I can't believe
it I feel so--

so rejected.

-Well, got to go.

The animals are waiting.

-David?

Wait.

Don't go!

I can't take this kind
of rejection!

David!