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THEME SONG: Here we go again on
the road to be stars, and
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then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three, now,
baby, here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go on a mission
undercover,
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and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Totally Spies so get
on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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-[gasps]
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Agent Ace Rockson.
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I thought I had dispatched
you in the Andes.
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-[chuckles]
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It'll take more than a
radioactive avalanche to get
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rid of me, Vladimirina.
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Now, hand over the microfilm.
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-Take the stupid film, if that's
all you care about.
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-Oh, that ain't all, baby.
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-And cut.
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OK, people.
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Take five.
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OK!
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[interposing voices]
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-[gasp]
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-You are so not on my diet,
but you won't tell
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anybody, will you?
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[chomping]
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-Sam!
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Alex!
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Shoes, half off.
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-Cool!
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[telephone ringing]
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-[gasps]
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Hello?
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An audition?
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Larry, that's faboo.
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OK, kisses.
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My agent.
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-You have an agent?
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For what?
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-My acting career, silly.
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I'm auditioning for a major
level local commercial.
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Say hello to the next Happy
Burger spokesmodel.
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-Not likely.
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My agent says that
part is mine.
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-As if, Mandy.
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-Face it, Clover.
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I'm destined to be a superstar,
and you're
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destined to be you.
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-[screams]
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-It's just a matter of time
before I'm on the cover of
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"Entertainment
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Hourly." -[gasps].
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Tad Bailey is missing?
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-[gasps]
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-Jerry, big trouble.
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-Total emergency.
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-You've got to WOOHP us now.
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-This is your total emergency?
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WOOHP was founded to stop
international crises, not to
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hunt misplace heartthrobs.
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-But Tad Bailey's not just
any old heartthrob.
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He's an international
superstar, hence an
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international crisis.
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-Come on, Jerry.
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-Please?
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-Oh, very well.
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[screams]
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-There.
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I've arranged for three
undercover positions on the
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set of this vapid soap opera.
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Alex will assist
with wardrobe.
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Sam, you will be working
as a caterer.
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And Clover will pose as an
actress on the show.
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-[screams]
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You got to me a part on "Days
of Our Spies?" Jer,
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this is my big break.
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You should be my agent.
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Do I have a big part?
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Do I get to slap anybody?
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-You're playing Unimportant
Bystander Number Three.
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-Big break?
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That doesn't sound
like a bump.
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-OK Jer, we've got our cover.
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Now let's talk gadgets.
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-I think not.
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This mission is not official
WOOHP business.
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I can't equip you with the
usual expensive devices.
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-Please?
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-All right, all right.
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You can take the jet pack
backpacks, the genetic scan
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hairbrush, and the tornado
in a can of
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hairspray, but that's all.
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-Excuse me.
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What about a vehicle?
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If I'm going to be a superstar,
I'll need a way
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fancy ride.
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-This fancy ride is all I can
spare, the HEPCATT, Highly
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Experimental Prototype Car
for Technology Testing.
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We use it to try out
new gadgets.
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Just be sure not to activate
the on board Scram Jet.
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It's never been successfully
tested.
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-So it's been tested
unsuccessfully.
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-[scream]
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-Spy Command Central, Ace
Rockson's secret headquarters.
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This is so cool.
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-We're not here for the
tour, remember?
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I'll search for the production
offices.
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Alex, talk to the crew.
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Maybe they have some leads.
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And Clover, see if you can--
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-Hey!
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I can't do spy stuff.
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I've got lines to learn.
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Hey!
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I don't have any lines.
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-You do now.
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The girl we hired to play my new
villain has just called in
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ugly, so you're going to play
Sinestro's daughter.
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-[yelps]
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-My plan is proceeding
on schedule.
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I, Sinestro, will freeze
the world.
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And with Agent Ace Rockson lost
in outer space, no one
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can stop me.
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-You mean no one can stop us.
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What's wrong, Sinestro?
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Don't you recognize
your own daughter?
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That's right.
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It is I, Gwendolyn Moon, your
one and only child.
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I just escaped from
prison and--
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-Marty, I'm thinking
perhaps Sinestro
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should explain all this.
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I mean, she is my daughter,
and with Tad gone, the
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audience will naturally want
to see more of me.
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-Fine.
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Sinestro gets Gwendolyn's
lines.
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And rolling.
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-[gasps]
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-So, any idea what
happened to Tad?
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-Sorry, hon.
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I don't talk to the help.
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-Huh?
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-Learn anything?
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-I totally know who did it,
Wilhelm LaRue, that no talent
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hack who plays Sinestro.
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He was asking for a bigger role
now that Tad is missing.
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-So you think Wilhelm
had him kidnapped?
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-Well, he does play a bad guy,
and he hogs the camera.
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-Camera.
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Of course.
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I'll bet Tad's disappearance
was caught on tape.
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-The show wasn't taping
when it happened.
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-Maybe the TV cameras weren't
taping, but I betcha this
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little guy was.
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-So all we have to do a search
the surveillance database and
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then--
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-Sit back and enjoy the show.
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-[yelling]
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-Whoa.
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Wilhelm has some fancy gizmos.
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-I'm not so sure
it was Wilhelm.
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-Yeah, those gadgets were like
something Jerry would
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give us, spy stuff.
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-[gasp]
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-Let's go!
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-According to the video, Tad
was standing right here.
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-Look!
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Jelly from Tad's donut.
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-Good idea.
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We may need that as evidence.
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-Evidence?
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Try souvenir.
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This jelly touched Tad
Bailey's lips.
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-Now this looks like evidence.
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-An electroshock stun dart.
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This is spy stuff.
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-Which means Tad was kidnapped
by some sort of evil spy
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organization.
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-But how do we find them?
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-With this.
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When the genetic scan hairbrush
finds out who this
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belongs to, we'll find
out who we're after.
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-Lenore Von Schram of
Salzburg, Austria.
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She must be one of
the evil spies.
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-Looks like we're
going to Europe.
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-But what about the show?
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My big break?
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Not like I had any lines
left anyway.
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-Ew!
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I think somebody spilled
soda back here.
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-I cannot believe Jerry made us
take this gross car all the
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way to Europe.
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-[scream]
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-Lenore's last known address.
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This must be the place.
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The Compowder's picking up a
lot of electronic activity.
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-Well, it sure doesn't look
like any evil spy
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headquarters.
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-That's just what they
want us to think.
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Now come on.
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Let's take them by surprise.
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-All right.
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Everybody freeze!
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-Hello?
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-Huh?
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-Hi.
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Um, we're doing a survey
of TV fans.
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-An important survey.
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-That's why we kicked
your door in.
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-And it explains why we're
wearing these high tech survey
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taker uniforms.
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-So, um, first question.
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Ever been to the "Days
of Our Spies" set?
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-Oh, yeah.
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I just got back from my super
neato visit to Hollywood.
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I went on the most
wonderful tour.
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They gave me this fancy
backstage pass, and I had my
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picture made with Vladimirina.
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I wanted a picture with Ace
Rockson, but he disappeared.
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I'm just worried
sick about him.
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Sit, sit.
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Sit down.
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I'll fix some tea and some
muesli bars, and we can look
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at my photos together.
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-Um, thanks, but maybe
some other time?
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-Yeah.
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We've got lots more
people to survey.
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Sorry to trouble you.
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-Oh, no trouble.
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No trouble at all.
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Oh, Gwendolyn Moon was here,
Sinestro's daughter.
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She's up to no good.
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But don't worry,
Agent Rockson.
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Lenore will take care
of everything.
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Oh now, now, please.
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We agreed.
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I had to kidnap you
for your own good.
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You're always in such danger.
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I just know you'll be much
safer here with me.
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-[muffled shouting]
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-And in time, I know you'll come
to care for me just as
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much as I care for you.
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Who knows?
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Maybe someday I'll be
Mrs. Ace Rockson.
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But first, I've got to
get rid of Gwendolyn
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and her little friends.
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-I cannot believe I gave up
my big break for this.
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I mean, that lady was
so not guilty.
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-I know.
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The Compowder must be broken.
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It led us on a wild
goose chase.
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Now how are we going to
find the evil spies
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who kidnapped Tad?
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I think
they just found us!
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[screaming]
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-I'm on Tad's show, and now that
they've got him, they're
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coming after me.
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Do you know what this means?
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I'm famous, a superstar
like Tad!
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-Oh please.
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-I can't get this up.
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We've got to lose them.
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-In this thing?
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00:12:23,919 --> 00:12:26,319
My blow dryer has
a bigger engine.
268
00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:28,398
-Then maybe it's time
the scram jet had
269
00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:29,966
a successful test.
270
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,238
-No!
271
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,166
[screaming]
272
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,686
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Sorry!
273
00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:52,207
[evil laughter]
274
00:12:52,207 --> 00:12:55,567
-Evil spies aren't the only
ones with fancy gizmos.
275
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,527
-Come on.
276
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,447
Let's find out who's in
Clover's fan club.
277
00:13:14,719 --> 00:13:16,639
-Where'd it go?
278
00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:18,719
-Oh well, guess we're
out of clues.
279
00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:22,639
I'll just have to go on being
a famous TV star until--
280
00:13:23,118 --> 00:13:25,038
[gasp].
281
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,767
-Huh?
282
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:27,727
-Come on, Clover.
283
00:13:27,727 --> 00:13:28,687
It's show time.
284
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:41,679
-This must be the evil spies'
secret headquarters.
285
00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:45,198
-Why do I feel like I've
been here before?
286
00:13:45,198 --> 00:13:46,366
-Look!
287
00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:48,879
-Lenore?
288
00:13:48,879 --> 00:14:02,447
-[gasp]
289
00:14:02,447 --> 00:14:09,647
-[evil laughter]
290
00:14:09,647 --> 00:14:10,127
-Hey!
291
00:14:10,127 --> 00:14:11,839
What's going on?
292
00:14:11,839 --> 00:14:14,687
-Wouldn't you like to
know, Gwendolyn?
293
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,126
-The show.
294
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,046
That's why this place
is familiar.
295
00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:21,886
It's an exact replica of Ace
Rockson's headquarters.
296
00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,198
-And there's Agent Rockson.
297
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,679
-[muffled speech]
298
00:14:27,679 --> 00:14:30,559
-Survey taker uniforms indeed.
299
00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:34,718
Don't you think I know spies
when I see them?
300
00:14:34,718 --> 00:14:36,159
I will never let you
and your minions
301
00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:39,039
harm Agent Ace Rockson.
302
00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:39,999
-OK, I'm not Gwendolyn.
303
00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:42,239
My name's Clover.
304
00:14:42,239 --> 00:14:45,119
-I think she thinks "Days
of Our Spies" is real.
305
00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:49,439
-Sounds like somebody's a few
pages short of script.
306
00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:52,527
-Jerry, we need help.
307
00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:56,367
-I'm sorry, Samantha, but I've
given you all the help I can.
308
00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:57,806
-No, help, help.
309
00:14:57,806 --> 00:15:00,207
We're kind of tied up.
310
00:15:00,207 --> 00:15:02,127
-Yes, well, I'm tied up, too.
311
00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:05,486
I'm sorry, girls, but whatever
new emergency has arisen on
312
00:15:05,486 --> 00:15:08,878
your soap opera, you'll just
have to handle it yourselves.
313
00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:14,879
-OK, that was just rude.
314
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:16,799
-It's not use calling
Sinestro for help.
315
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:18,767
You'll be destroyed before--
316
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,958
-Stop!
317
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:24,319
Please, "Days of Our Spies"
is just a TV show.
318
00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:27,199
It's not real, OK?
319
00:15:27,199 --> 00:15:30,079
I place Ace Rockson on TV.
320
00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:32,878
I'm an actor, not
a secret agent.
321
00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:33,519
-Oh.
322
00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:34,479
[tuts].
323
00:15:34,479 --> 00:15:36,399
Oh, I am so sorry.
324
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:38,879
So, so sorry for you, Ace.
325
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,879
I don't know how, but that
nasty Gwendolyn has
326
00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:46,799
brainwashed you.
327
00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:48,238
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): The
name is Clover!
328
00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:49,679
-Don't worry, Ace, dear.
329
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:56,847
A few hours in my
anti-brainwashing helmet, and
330
00:15:56,847 --> 00:16:00,206
you'll soon remember just
how much you love me.
331
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:05,199
And as for you three, my
fish are ready for
332
00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:07,119
an afternoon snack.
333
00:16:07,119 --> 00:16:15,999
-[gasp]
334
00:16:15,999 --> 00:16:19,358
-I know the piranhas weren't in
your original spy command,
335
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:21,759
but I felt the place needed
a woman's touch.
336
00:16:22,238 --> 00:16:25,039
-You can't do this
to us, to me!
337
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:29,839
-I'm not doing this
to you, Gwendolyn.
338
00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:32,079
Your punishment is much worse.
339
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:40,686
This laser will slowly
slice you in half, so
340
00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:42,606
it may sting a little.
341
00:16:45,886 --> 00:16:49,247
Sorry I can't stay and watch,
but Ace and I have a future to
342
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:54,047
think about, and we can't have
our wedding until I get rid of
343
00:16:54,526 --> 00:16:57,166
Ace's biggest enemy, Sinestro.
344
00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:10,207
-Crazy Lenore's going
to wipe out Wilhelm.
345
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:11,119
-Wilhelm?
346
00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:11,598
What about me?
347
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,558
I can't die now.
348
00:17:12,558 --> 00:17:15,646
I just got famous.
349
00:17:15,646 --> 00:17:17,087
-You're not famous,
OK, Clover?
350
00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:20,927
So take off those stupid
mirrored sunglasses.
351
00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:24,719
-Clover, deflect the beam
with your glasses.
352
00:17:24,719 --> 00:17:25,679
-Have you lost it?
353
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:28,159
These shades are
way expensive.
354
00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:29,359
-Clover!
355
00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:49,806
-I love a spotlight as much as
the next girl, but there's
356
00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:51,326
limits, you know.
357
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:59,487
Tad Bailey, it is such an honor
to be working with you.
358
00:17:59,487 --> 00:17:59,966
-Oh my gosh.
359
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,407
Tad, are you OK?
360
00:18:01,886 --> 00:18:02,846
-I need a mirror.
361
00:18:02,846 --> 00:18:04,766
Did that helmet mess
up my hair?
362
00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:06,207
-It's fine.
363
00:18:11,998 --> 00:18:12,958
-Now come on.
364
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,878
We've got to save Wilhelm.
365
00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:15,838
-Save?
366
00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:16,798
As in, hero stuff?
367
00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:17,758
No way!
368
00:18:18,239 --> 00:18:19,006
My stuntman handles all that.
369
00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:21,886
Now seriously, I
need a mirror.
370
00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:28,127
-Face facts, Vladimirina.
371
00:18:28,127 --> 00:18:31,486
Your precious Ace is
lost in space.
372
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,158
You must love me now.
373
00:18:34,158 --> 00:18:36,558
-Never, Sinestro.
374
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:37,966
What's with the noise?
375
00:18:42,606 --> 00:18:46,958
-Vladimirina, I should have
known you were a double agent.
376
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,399
-Yo, what am I here?
377
00:18:48,399 --> 00:18:49,359
Method actor?
378
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,327
-Um, what is going on?
379
00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:52,766
-What's going on?
380
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:56,127
What's going on is that you
are freezing the world,
381
00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:59,967
Sinestro, and I'm here
to stop you.
382
00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:01,679
-She's crazy!
383
00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:07,326
-Wilhelm!
384
00:19:07,326 --> 00:19:08,478
Run!
385
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:13,278
-Gwendolyn!
386
00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:14,686
How come you're still alive?
387
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:15,646
-Um, I don't know.
388
00:19:16,127 --> 00:19:17,087
How come you're totally
whacko?
389
00:19:45,999 --> 00:19:47,438
-[whimpering]
390
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:49,839
LENORE (OFFSCREEN): This
one is for Ace.
391
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,606
-Lenore's got Wilhelm cornered.
392
00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:55,838
Come on!
393
00:19:59,678 --> 00:20:08,238
-[scream]
394
00:20:08,238 --> 00:20:09,198
-Hairspray.
395
00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:11,967
Mind if I spritz?
396
00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:15,199
-A tornado in a can
of hairspray.
397
00:20:15,199 --> 00:20:16,159
Tad!
398
00:20:16,159 --> 00:20:19,006
Don't!
399
00:20:19,006 --> 00:20:33,758
-[scream]
400
00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,086
-Show's over, Lenore.
401
00:20:42,606 --> 00:20:46,158
-My valuable, valuable hair.
402
00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:49,518
-So since Tad's bald and Wilhelm
quit, maybe Gwendolyn
403
00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:52,239
needs a bigger role.
404
00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:53,678
-Out!
405
00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:02,158
-So they wrote you off
the show, huh?
406
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:03,598
-Yeah.
407
00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:06,478
Gwendolyn Moon disappears in a
freak waffle iron accident.
408
00:21:06,478 --> 00:21:08,398
-At least you're still
auditioning for that
409
00:21:08,846 --> 00:21:09,726
commercial, right?
410
00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:11,166
-Mandy got the part.
411
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:14,798
She's the next Happy
Burger spokesmodel.
412
00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:15,758
-Sorry, Clover.
413
00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:18,159
You must be so bummed.
414
00:21:18,159 --> 00:21:20,238
-Well, I was but--
415
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,638
-Huh?
416
00:21:22,638 --> 00:21:24,078
-But they have to
take it down.
417
00:21:24,078 --> 00:21:25,998
I look ridiculous.
418
00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,438
Well, I don't know.
419
00:21:27,438 --> 00:21:28,159
You're my agent.
420
00:21:28,446 --> 00:21:29,406
Make it happen!
421
00:21:29,406 --> 00:21:30,639
-Now that's entertainment.
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