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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:06,208 THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road till we 2 00:00:06,208 --> 00:00:08,607 stop, and then we'll shop. 3 00:00:08,607 --> 00:00:13,568 So one, two, three, now baby, here we go go, go! 4 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,119 Here we go! 5 00:00:15,119 --> 00:00:16,608 Here we go! 6 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:19,967 On a mission undercover, and we're in control. 7 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:21,439 Here we go! 8 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:22,847 Here we go! 9 00:00:22,847 --> 00:00:26,000 We're Totally Spies, get on with the show. 10 00:00:26,479 --> 00:00:26,960 Here we go! 11 00:00:27,407 --> 00:00:28,367 Here we go! 12 00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:29,808 Her we go!] 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:40,239 [dog barking] 14 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:45,520 -Enjoy your stay, professor. 15 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,879 You're going to be locked up for a long, long time. 16 00:00:48,879 --> 00:00:49,839 -We'll see about that. 17 00:00:56,559 --> 00:00:57,328 -No. 18 00:00:57,328 --> 00:00:58,127 No, no! 19 00:00:58,127 --> 00:00:59,087 Hah! 20 00:00:59,087 --> 00:01:00,047 Take this, alien lowlife! 21 00:01:05,968 --> 00:01:07,407 -That's impossible! 22 00:01:07,407 --> 00:01:10,207 How can I be melted when I clearly have on my power belt? 23 00:01:10,207 --> 00:01:10,880 Oh? 24 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,607 -Good mornin', Jerry, ol' boy. 25 00:01:12,607 --> 00:01:13,839 -Good day, Mr. President. 26 00:01:13,839 --> 00:01:17,488 Uh, do we have a situation, sir? 27 00:01:17,488 --> 00:01:18,448 -Situation? 28 00:01:18,448 --> 00:01:19,408 Heck, no. 29 00:01:19,887 --> 00:01:21,328 I just like using the red line because of 30 00:01:21,807 --> 00:01:22,767 the hands free feature. 31 00:01:23,248 --> 00:01:24,079 See? 32 00:01:24,079 --> 00:01:25,039 -Impressive, sir. 33 00:01:25,039 --> 00:01:26,480 -Thanks. 34 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,879 Anyhow, how about you and me doing some fly fishing this 35 00:01:28,879 --> 00:01:31,759 weekend, and maybe chewing the fat about you joining the A 36 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,200 team here in Washington? 37 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,680 -A White House appointment, sir? 38 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,119 -Exactly. 39 00:01:37,119 --> 00:01:39,999 So get your secret spy self down here real quick like. 40 00:01:40,288 --> 00:01:41,327 -Yes, sir! 41 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:42,208 -Oh. 42 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:44,128 Uh, just one more thing. 43 00:01:51,519 --> 00:01:54,880 -Ladies, without a doubt, we are lean, mean, retail 44 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,319 shopping machines. 45 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:57,760 -Yeah. 46 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,288 We came, we saw, we kicked sidewalk sale butt. 47 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:02,208 -Strike a pose time? 48 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:03,168 -We have to. 49 00:02:03,168 --> 00:02:07,039 I mean, good friends, the mall. 50 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,959 This is definitely a say cheese moment. 51 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:16,127 [laughter] 52 00:02:16,127 --> 00:02:18,559 [yelling] 53 00:02:23,807 --> 00:02:24,719 -Bravo, ladies. 54 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:26,447 I trust your ride was pleasant? 55 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:29,600 -As pleasant as being suck through a wind tunnel vortex 56 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,560 can be. 57 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,320 -Not to mention the vortex hair. 58 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,560 -I'm sorry, girls, but I needed your help on an 59 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,999 extremely important mission. 60 00:02:35,999 --> 00:02:37,919 The President and I are off to fish. 61 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:38,400 -Hmm? 62 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,360 -Off to fish? 63 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,728 Is that like some kind of secret code? 64 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:42,640 -No, no. 65 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,119 No code. 66 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:44,560 Actual fishing. 67 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,959 The President has invited me to his lakeside retreat to 68 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,848 discuss a White House appointment. 69 00:02:48,848 --> 00:02:49,808 -I'm sorry. 70 00:02:49,808 --> 00:02:50,768 Did I miss something? 71 00:02:50,768 --> 00:02:52,688 Because I'm not getting the connection. 72 00:02:52,688 --> 00:02:56,207 You fishing, important mission, and us? 73 00:02:56,207 --> 00:02:58,927 -The President has requested that three of my top agents 74 00:02:58,927 --> 00:03:01,647 oversee the safekeeping of his daughter, Madison. 75 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:03,839 -We're babysitting! 76 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,719 -Well, if you want to put it that way. 77 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,568 But this mission is extremely important to me. 78 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:10,959 -Huh? 79 00:03:10,959 --> 00:03:12,879 -Well, we do to hang out at the West Wing, and it's like 80 00:03:12,879 --> 00:03:15,487 some sleepover pillow fight thing, right? 81 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,927 Absolutely right. 82 00:03:16,927 --> 00:03:19,568 -So, are you going to give us some gadgets or what? 83 00:03:19,568 --> 00:03:20,047 -Oh, yes, yes. 84 00:03:20,528 --> 00:03:21,488 Gadgets. 85 00:03:21,967 --> 00:03:23,408 For this mission, we have the Padded Shoulder Portable 86 00:03:23,408 --> 00:03:27,200 Parasail, the Expandable Cable Bungee Belt, the Friendship 87 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,080 Ring Zirconium Tracker, and numerous Net Grenades. 88 00:03:30,319 --> 00:03:33,360 Well, if we're all equipped, the White House awaits. 89 00:03:36,559 --> 00:03:37,727 -Whoa! 90 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:48,287 -Perhaps you girls should have buckled up. 91 00:03:48,287 --> 00:03:50,207 -And maybe we should have called first. 92 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:56,000 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Cool office. 93 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,439 It's so-- 94 00:03:57,439 --> 00:03:59,807 round. 95 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:00,767 -Actually, it's oval. 96 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:04,288 You know, as in Oval Office. 97 00:04:04,288 --> 00:04:07,839 -Well, put a rattlesnake in my bog and ask me for a match. 98 00:04:07,839 --> 00:04:09,040 How, y'all doin', bubba? 99 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,960 -I'm very well, sir. 100 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:11,920 -Bubba? 101 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,880 What's a bubba? 102 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,840 -Got me. 103 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,127 I'm still trying to figure out that rattlesnake thing. 104 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,240 -I'll take it from here, Nesfield. 105 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,487 -10-4, sir. 106 00:04:19,487 --> 00:04:22,367 -Mr. President, I'd like you to meet three of W.H.O.O.P.'s 107 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:23,807 top agents. 108 00:04:23,807 --> 00:04:27,039 Sam, Clover, and Alex. 109 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:28,607 -Howdy, ladies. 110 00:04:31,487 --> 00:04:32,927 -Ha ha! 111 00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:35,327 And this is my daughter, Madison, and 112 00:04:35,327 --> 00:04:36,767 her nanny, Mrs. Quivers. 113 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:39,647 -My father told me how you guys go around saving the 114 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,087 world and stuff. 115 00:04:41,087 --> 00:04:43,487 I just wanted to say thank you. 116 00:04:43,487 --> 00:04:44,447 -Oh, sure. 117 00:04:44,447 --> 00:04:44,927 Absolutely 118 00:04:44,927 --> 00:04:46,239 -No biggie. 119 00:04:46,239 --> 00:04:48,639 -Well, ladies, I'm going to have to steal Jerry away while 120 00:04:49,119 --> 00:04:50,079 the fishing's good. 121 00:04:50,079 --> 00:04:51,999 Mrs. Quiver's will fill you in. 122 00:04:55,359 --> 00:04:58,239 -Here's Madison's afternoon schedule, Madison's recreation 123 00:04:58,239 --> 00:05:00,159 schedule, and Madison's scheduling schedules. 124 00:05:00,159 --> 00:05:02,879 I believe that's everything. 125 00:05:02,879 --> 00:05:05,807 -Um, don't you want to stick around a while? 126 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,648 You know, see how we do? 127 00:05:07,648 --> 00:05:09,087 -Sorry, it's my day off. 128 00:05:09,087 --> 00:05:12,639 I'm outta here. 129 00:05:12,639 --> 00:05:14,079 -Well, Maddie, I guess it's just us. 130 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:16,240 Want to start with the launch schedule? 131 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,200 Schedule? 132 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:17,679 [laughing] 133 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,120 Puh-lease! 134 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,040 Like I'm really going to listen to a bunch of bubble 135 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,687 headed Valley girls. 136 00:05:22,687 --> 00:05:23,167 -Whoa! 137 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:24,607 Reality check. 138 00:05:25,087 --> 00:05:27,487 Did someone just replace the cute kid with some evil twin? 139 00:05:27,487 --> 00:05:28,927 -And hello! 140 00:05:28,927 --> 00:05:30,367 We are so not from the Valley. 141 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:32,287 We're from Beverly Hills. 142 00:05:32,287 --> 00:05:33,247 -Whatever. 143 00:05:33,247 --> 00:05:34,687 But if you want to survive today, then 144 00:05:34,687 --> 00:05:36,127 follow these rules. 145 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:39,119 Don't bug me, and maybe I won't bug you. 146 00:05:39,119 --> 00:05:39,599 Get it? 147 00:05:39,599 --> 00:05:41,039 Got it? 148 00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:42,239 Good. 149 00:05:44,159 --> 00:05:45,119 -Well. 150 00:05:45,119 --> 00:05:47,039 I can see how this has "fun afternoon" 151 00:05:47,039 --> 00:05:47,999 written all over it. 152 00:05:56,447 --> 00:05:58,367 -Madison, you really shouldn't be eating ice 153 00:05:58,367 --> 00:05:59,807 cream before lunch. 154 00:05:59,807 --> 00:06:01,247 -Oh! 155 00:06:01,247 --> 00:06:01,567 Fine. 156 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:02,799 Take it! 157 00:06:07,359 --> 00:06:08,719 [laughing] 158 00:06:21,359 --> 00:06:22,767 -OK, where'd she go? 159 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:29,919 -Oh! 160 00:06:29,919 --> 00:06:30,879 Sorry. 161 00:06:30,879 --> 00:06:31,839 Not! 162 00:06:33,648 --> 00:06:36,047 -This kid is about to catch some serious Samitude. 163 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,967 -Maybe we should cool down. 164 00:06:38,448 --> 00:06:39,887 I mean, she is only 11. 165 00:06:39,887 --> 00:06:42,288 -OK, if this is what 11-year-olds do, then I'm 166 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:44,687 sending my kids to military school right after 167 00:06:44,687 --> 00:06:46,239 kindergarten. 168 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:48,927 -Oh, Madison? 169 00:06:49,407 --> 00:06:51,807 Auntie Sam wants to have a word you. 170 00:06:55,487 --> 00:06:56,447 -Oops! 171 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:57,887 Maybe it was the other way. 172 00:06:57,887 --> 00:06:58,367 -Sorry. 173 00:06:58,367 --> 00:07:01,519 Nice paper mache. 174 00:07:01,519 --> 00:07:02,479 -Oh, Madison? 175 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:06,319 Then Auntie Sam wants to have a word with you. 176 00:07:06,799 --> 00:07:08,239 Real bad. 177 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:11,119 -We just want to talk. 178 00:07:11,119 --> 00:07:13,039 Please? 179 00:07:13,519 --> 00:07:16,399 -OK, kid, open up or we're busting in! 180 00:07:16,399 --> 00:07:17,359 I'm counting to three! 181 00:07:17,359 --> 00:07:19,967 One, two-- 182 00:07:20,447 --> 00:07:21,407 -Oh, sorry. 183 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:22,367 I-- 184 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:23,759 I didn't mean to get you guys so mad. 185 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:25,199 I was just having fun. 186 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,599 I never get to have fun. 187 00:07:27,599 --> 00:07:31,439 It's always Madison do this, and Madison do that. 188 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,359 Oh, never mind. 189 00:07:33,359 --> 00:07:33,839 [sniff] 190 00:07:33,839 --> 00:07:35,599 You wouldn't understand. 191 00:07:36,079 --> 00:07:38,527 [sobbing] 192 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:41,807 -I can't believe you losers feel for that! 193 00:07:41,807 --> 00:07:42,287 Psych! 194 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:43,279 Ha ha! 195 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:44,719 -That-- 196 00:07:44,719 --> 00:07:48,079 that little punk just totally played us! 197 00:07:48,079 --> 00:07:48,559 -Oh! 198 00:07:49,039 --> 00:07:49,519 She is so in trouble. 199 00:07:49,999 --> 00:07:53,839 She's like majorly grounded times two! 200 00:07:53,839 --> 00:07:55,759 -Is there a problem, girls? 201 00:08:02,079 --> 00:08:03,039 -Uh-- 202 00:08:03,519 --> 00:08:05,327 what makes you think there's a problem, Agent Nesfield? 203 00:08:05,327 --> 00:08:08,047 -Aggressive banging, bedroom access being denied. 204 00:08:08,527 --> 00:08:09,007 -Access denied? 205 00:08:09,007 --> 00:08:10,447 No, no. 206 00:08:10,927 --> 00:08:12,367 We could access if we want to, but, um, we just don't want 207 00:08:12,847 --> 00:08:13,327 to. 208 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,767 -Yeah, because, um-- 209 00:08:14,767 --> 00:08:17,167 we feel Madison needs a little alone time. 210 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,519 -So we're going to go make her some lunch. 211 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,919 -See ya. 212 00:08:22,399 --> 00:08:23,839 -The presidential kitchen! 213 00:08:23,839 --> 00:08:27,119 Let's see what's behind door number one. 214 00:08:27,119 --> 00:08:28,879 -Huh? 215 00:08:28,879 --> 00:08:29,359 -OK. 216 00:08:29,839 --> 00:08:30,927 Wasn't expecting that at all. 217 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,847 -Maybe we should make some brownies. 218 00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:34,287 -Oh, brownies! 219 00:08:34,287 --> 00:08:35,727 Now you're talking. 220 00:08:35,727 --> 00:08:37,167 -I meant for Madison. 221 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,567 You know, as sort of a peace offering. 222 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:41,007 -Peace offering? 223 00:08:41,007 --> 00:08:42,399 With that brat? 224 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:42,879 Why? 225 00:08:43,359 --> 00:08:45,279 -Imagine what it's like for her. 226 00:08:45,279 --> 00:08:47,679 Your whole life scheduled, secret service 227 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:49,119 everywhere you go. 228 00:08:49,119 --> 00:08:52,319 Even your babysitters work for the government. 229 00:08:52,319 --> 00:08:53,759 -OK. 230 00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:56,159 But if she pulls one more prank, I am giving her a 231 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,119 brownie makeover. 232 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:00,319 -Madison? 233 00:09:00,319 --> 00:09:01,759 Open up. 234 00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:04,639 We made brownies, and we were hoping we could, you know, 235 00:09:05,119 --> 00:09:06,447 start over. 236 00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:08,847 -Rude, much? 237 00:09:08,847 --> 00:09:10,207 [yelling] 238 00:09:10,607 --> 00:09:12,607 -Madison, are you OK? 239 00:09:12,607 --> 00:09:14,367 [yelling] 240 00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:18,127 -Where is she? 241 00:09:18,607 --> 00:09:20,047 -Presidents kid or not, if this is 242 00:09:20,047 --> 00:09:21,007 another one of her stupid-- 243 00:09:21,487 --> 00:09:24,447 MADISON (OFFSCREEN): Out here! 244 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:26,639 -That thing's kidnapping her! 245 00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:30,159 -Help! 246 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:31,599 -Here's the plan. 247 00:09:31,599 --> 00:09:33,999 You guys keep the itsy bitsy spider busy while I swoop down 248 00:09:33,999 --> 00:09:35,439 and pick up Madison. 249 00:09:35,439 --> 00:09:36,687 --Got it. 250 00:09:36,687 --> 00:09:37,759 -Check. 251 00:09:37,759 --> 00:09:39,999 -Activate Padded Shoulder Parasails! 252 00:09:43,359 --> 00:09:44,127 -Help! 253 00:09:44,127 --> 00:09:45,279 Ahhhhh! 254 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,687 [yelling] 255 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:55,999 -Help! 256 00:09:55,999 --> 00:09:57,919 -Someone remind me to write my congressman and demand all 257 00:09:57,919 --> 00:09:59,359 government buildings to be padded. 258 00:09:59,839 --> 00:10:02,687 -Come on! 259 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:03,567 [growling] 260 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:04,446 -Nesfield's coming. 261 00:10:04,446 --> 00:10:07,727 Quick, go to cool cover. 262 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:09,167 -Girls, is there a-- 263 00:10:09,647 --> 00:10:10,127 -We're good. 264 00:10:10,127 --> 00:10:10,607 -Nope 265 00:10:11,087 --> 00:10:11,887 -Thanks for asking. 266 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:13,327 -Hmmm. 267 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,687 -We're too late! 268 00:10:31,199 --> 00:10:33,119 -No clues, no nothing. 269 00:10:33,119 --> 00:10:34,639 -It doesn't make sense. 270 00:10:34,639 --> 00:10:37,038 Someone or something takes the President's daughter, but 271 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:38,799 there's no ransom note. 272 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:40,239 -Poor Madison. 273 00:10:40,719 --> 00:10:42,639 That thing took her by such surprise she didn't get to log 274 00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:45,726 off from her chat room. 275 00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:48,159 -Hmm. 276 00:10:48,639 --> 00:10:49,647 Of course! 277 00:10:49,647 --> 00:10:52,159 Why leave a ransom note when you can leave-- 278 00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:56,927 -Mr. President, I'll be brief. 279 00:10:56,927 --> 00:11:01,679 If you'd like to see your daughter again, prisoner 34343 280 00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:06,239 in Maryland's maximum security prison is to be brought to the 281 00:11:06,239 --> 00:11:10,719 top of the Washington Monument in exactly two hours. 282 00:11:10,719 --> 00:11:12,159 -Daddy, please! 283 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:14,126 Hurry! 284 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:15,567 -Yes, daddy. 285 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,039 Hurry. 286 00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:19,919 -Maybe we should tell Nesfield to call the President. 287 00:11:19,919 --> 00:11:22,479 -And there goes Jerry's chance for a promotion, too. 288 00:11:22,479 --> 00:11:23,407 [knocking on door] 289 00:11:23,407 --> 00:11:24,527 -Agent Nesfield here. 290 00:11:24,527 --> 00:11:25,487 -Uh-- 291 00:11:25,487 --> 00:11:28,639 just a minute! 292 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:32,479 -Girls, you can't keep the President waiting. 293 00:11:32,479 --> 00:11:33,167 Where's Madison? 294 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:33,647 -Uh-- 295 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:34,607 uh, she-- 296 00:11:35,087 --> 00:11:36,206 she's in the bathroom. 297 00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:37,166 -11-year-olds. 298 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,607 Eyeliner freaks. 299 00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:40,319 But I'll talk. 300 00:11:40,319 --> 00:11:40,799 Hi, Mr. President. 301 00:11:41,279 --> 00:11:41,759 It's Sam. 302 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:43,119 How are the fish biting? 303 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,079 -The fish? 304 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,039 Shoot. 305 00:11:45,327 --> 00:11:46,559 They're jumping out of the water like fleas on a pup. 306 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,038 At lease on my side of the boat. 307 00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:50,479 So, how's my little girl? 308 00:11:50,479 --> 00:11:52,878 She's not gettin' in any trouble, I hope. 309 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:53,838 -Trouble? 310 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,727 No, uh, she-- 311 00:11:55,727 --> 00:11:56,639 -She's fine! 312 00:11:57,119 --> 00:11:58,559 I mean, what kind of trouble could a cute kid 313 00:11:58,559 --> 00:11:59,999 like Madison get into? 314 00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:02,399 It's not like someone's going to kidnap her for ransom, 315 00:12:02,399 --> 00:12:02,399 right? 316 00:12:02,879 --> 00:12:03,839 -What! 317 00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:04,799 -Nothing! 318 00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:05,759 Well, better get back to those fishies. 319 00:12:06,239 --> 00:12:07,487 Bye bye. 320 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:10,239 -Sir, ground floor is reporting a loud crash outside 321 00:12:10,239 --> 00:12:11,199 the library. 322 00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:13,119 Something just fell out of the sky. 323 00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:14,079 -I'll be back. 324 00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:16,478 -We'll be right here. 325 00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:17,919 Not! 326 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,358 Come on, we've got to get Madison back before Nesfield 327 00:12:19,358 --> 00:12:20,318 figures us out. 328 00:12:20,318 --> 00:12:21,278 -How do we do that? 329 00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:24,639 The kidnapper wants to trade for that prisoner. 330 00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:27,807 -Not a problem. 331 00:12:27,807 --> 00:12:30,207 -What exactly are we looking for? 332 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:33,087 -Overcoats, hats, anything that'll fool the kidnapper 333 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:35,807 into believing one of use is the prisoner. 334 00:12:35,807 --> 00:12:36,767 -Check this out. 335 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:39,166 I don't even want to think about that pajama party. 336 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,126 -Come on! 337 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,086 Keep looking. 338 00:12:52,527 --> 00:12:53,487 -They're here. 339 00:12:53,487 --> 00:12:54,926 Let's go. 340 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,919 -Why is it always the top of the monument? 341 00:12:59,919 --> 00:13:02,799 I mean, why can't prisoner exchanges ever take place in 342 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:03,759 the monument gift shop? 343 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:08,159 -That would be too easy. 344 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:09,119 -Hold on. 345 00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:12,927 Where's the President's daughter? 346 00:13:12,927 --> 00:13:14,367 -You get the girl on the way up. 347 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:17,807 I take my friend here and go down. 348 00:13:17,807 --> 00:13:20,719 Shall we? 349 00:13:21,087 --> 00:13:22,239 -Ahh! 350 00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:23,919 -What is this! 351 00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:25,727 -Time for you to get busted! 352 00:13:29,086 --> 00:13:29,838 -Quick! 353 00:13:29,838 --> 00:13:31,758 We've got to beat him to Madison! 354 00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:32,239 -Oh, great! 355 00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:33,567 More stairs! 356 00:13:36,127 --> 00:13:39,007 -That was, like, way too close. 357 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,887 -Hit the deck! 358 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,286 -You know, I remember when babysitting 359 00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:46,206 was a whole lot easier. 360 00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:47,166 -Tell me about it. 361 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,887 We just lost the baby. 362 00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:50,847 -Not exactly. 363 00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:08,607 -Ahh! 364 00:14:08,607 --> 00:14:11,487 [yelling] 365 00:14:15,918 --> 00:14:17,519 -Hang in there, ladies. 366 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:22,527 -Guys! 367 00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:23,198 Do something! 368 00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:24,447 -I'm on it, Clover! 369 00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:30,399 Grab on! 370 00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:31,359 -Can't. 371 00:14:31,359 --> 00:14:34,079 It's moving too much! 372 00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:35,647 Alex! 373 00:14:37,439 --> 00:14:38,879 -Hands out, Sam! 374 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,319 We're coming for you! 375 00:14:44,687 --> 00:14:47,487 -I stuck a Friendship Ring Tracker on the spooky guy when 376 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,118 he and I tumbled downstairs. 377 00:14:49,118 --> 00:14:50,638 We just have to follow the blinking light. 378 00:14:51,119 --> 00:14:53,039 They're heading north over Pennsylvania Avenue. 379 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,478 Let's go! 380 00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,238 -This is is. 381 00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:02,158 The tracker's blipping like crazy. 382 00:15:02,158 --> 00:15:04,719 On three, we bust in. 383 00:15:04,719 --> 00:15:05,679 One, two-- 384 00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:06,767 -Three! 385 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,926 -Oh, my! 386 00:15:08,926 --> 00:15:10,046 -Mrs. Quivers? 387 00:15:10,046 --> 00:15:11,487 What are you doing here? 388 00:15:11,487 --> 00:15:13,407 -No time for that, Clover. 389 00:15:13,407 --> 00:15:14,846 We've got to get her out of here before the 390 00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:16,046 kidnapper shows up. 391 00:15:16,527 --> 00:15:19,086 -I'm afraid it's too late for that, my dear. 392 00:15:22,479 --> 00:15:24,959 -Because I am the kidnapper. 393 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,606 [gasps] 394 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,927 -Bring in the girl. 395 00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:45,839 -Now I understand how you pulled off a kidnapping from 396 00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:47,278 the White House so easily. 397 00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:48,719 But what's the connection to the mad 398 00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:50,239 scientist guy in prison? 399 00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:54,527 -That "mad scientist guy" happens to be my husband. 400 00:15:54,527 --> 00:15:55,439 -Husband? 401 00:15:55,439 --> 00:15:56,878 -Yes. 402 00:15:57,359 --> 00:15:58,798 I simply don't want the father of my twins rotting in jail 403 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:00,479 for the next 100 years. 404 00:16:00,479 --> 00:16:04,799 You see, Mrs. Quivers is really one half of the famous 405 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:05,918 Svetlander Gang. 406 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,798 The counter espionage group that threatened total 407 00:16:08,798 --> 00:16:10,718 destruction by detonating explosive devices at 408 00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,598 vulnerable earthquake fault lines across the continents? 409 00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:15,039 -That's right. 410 00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:17,919 We were just one tiny microchip away from holding 411 00:16:17,919 --> 00:16:19,758 the world hostage. 412 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:21,519 Hard to believe, hm? 413 00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:22,479 -Yeah, I'll say. 414 00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:24,479 I mean, that guy's, like, barely half your height. 415 00:16:24,479 --> 00:16:28,158 -My dear, love is not measured in inches. 416 00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:31,119 -Oh, that is so sweet. 417 00:16:31,119 --> 00:16:33,566 -Unfortunately, your interfering with my ransom 418 00:16:33,566 --> 00:16:35,886 plans has forced me to threaten the 419 00:16:35,886 --> 00:16:37,327 President face to face. 420 00:16:37,806 --> 00:16:40,447 Rodney, Bobby, start the cell walls. 421 00:16:43,647 --> 00:16:44,607 -Stop! 422 00:16:44,607 --> 00:16:45,919 Don't hurt them! 423 00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:50,638 -Sorry, but they've given me no choice. 424 00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:53,039 Oh, I almost forgot, girls. 425 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:55,038 Thanks for filling in for me today. 426 00:16:55,038 --> 00:16:56,958 It was a great day off. 427 00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:02,639 -Great. 428 00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:03,599 Now what? 429 00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:05,486 In a minute, we're going to be Swiss cheese! 430 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,718 -Wait. 431 00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:09,119 This cell dropped down on us from the ceiling, right? 432 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,558 -Yeah, so? 433 00:17:10,558 --> 00:17:11,999 In case you haven't noticed, it's made of really, really 434 00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:13,438 heavy metal that can't be lifted. 435 00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:19,438 -Maybe we can't lift it, but I bet our Bungee Belts could. 436 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,398 Quick! 437 00:17:20,398 --> 00:17:21,839 Tie your belts around one corner. 438 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:25,758 Point the bungee hooks at the skylight. 439 00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:27,647 -Ready, aim, fire! 440 00:17:33,326 --> 00:17:37,199 -[shouts] 441 00:17:37,678 --> 00:17:38,159 -Cool idea, Sam. 442 00:17:38,638 --> 00:17:39,998 It was bungeerific. 443 00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:40,879 -Thanks. 444 00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:42,318 But now we've got to figure out a way to beat 445 00:17:42,318 --> 00:17:43,598 Quivers to the lake. 446 00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:45,518 -Maybe we could call ahead to Jerry? 447 00:17:45,518 --> 00:17:48,879 -So the President can find out how majorly bad we messed up? 448 00:17:48,879 --> 00:17:49,839 Don't think so. 449 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:51,118 -I think I've got an idea. 450 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:10,239 -Well, Jerry, ol' boy, looks like you hooked yourself a 451 00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:12,638 fightin', squirmin' size 12 double D. 452 00:18:12,638 --> 00:18:15,999 -Maybe we should call it quits. 453 00:18:15,999 --> 00:18:19,758 -Or maybe you should call the Maryland State prison and free 454 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:23,806 prisoner 34343. 455 00:18:23,806 --> 00:18:24,766 -Mrs. Quivers! 456 00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:27,406 I thought you had the day off today! 457 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:28,558 What's goin' on? 458 00:18:28,558 --> 00:18:31,438 -What's going on, Mr. President, is the ransoming of 459 00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:33,279 your precious daughter. 460 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,199 Call the prison or Maddie takes a swim 461 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:38,206 class with the fishes. 462 00:18:38,687 --> 00:18:39,087 -I-- 463 00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:39,966 I don't understand. 464 00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:41,886 -You don't need to understand. 465 00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:45,119 All you need to do is take out your cell phone and dial. 466 00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:45,886 Now! 467 00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:47,327 -I'm so sorry, sir. 468 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,398 My agents should have prevented this. 469 00:18:50,398 --> 00:18:51,839 -Listen, it's the President. 470 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,719 Patch me through the Warden Jenkin, Maryland Maximum 471 00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,319 Security real quick like. 472 00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:57,087 Warden? 473 00:18:57,087 --> 00:18:57,358 Listen. 474 00:18:57,358 --> 00:18:58,366 I need you to-- 475 00:18:58,366 --> 00:18:59,646 [helicopter approaching] 476 00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:00,686 -Huh? 477 00:19:02,878 --> 00:19:04,207 -Direct hit! 478 00:19:06,798 --> 00:19:08,126 -Not good! 479 00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:24,719 -Bring it on, Bobby, or Bobby, or whoever. 480 00:19:24,719 --> 00:19:27,118 -Nice synchronized splash, girlfriend. 481 00:19:34,879 --> 00:19:36,318 -Sorry. 482 00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:38,078 You really have to work on your boating safety skills. 483 00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:45,278 -Ride's over, Ms. Clingy. 484 00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:56,286 -Nice fly fishing, Jerry. 485 00:19:56,286 --> 00:19:59,646 -Yes, I'd say I just nabbed myself the catch of the day, 486 00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:00,606 Mr. President. 487 00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:07,967 -You and Madison OK, Mr. President? 488 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:11,486 -We're fitter 'n a firefly on the Fourth of July, thanks to 489 00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:13,887 the spies and ol' Jerry, here. 490 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:15,807 -What do you say we head back to the White House, and cook 491 00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:18,926 up some of those fish you caught, Mr. President? 492 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:31,758 [laughing] 493 00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:35,806 -Thank you, Mr. President, but you really didn't have to do 494 00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:37,006 all this. 495 00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:39,838 -Sorry, but if you risk life and limb for my family, you're 496 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,558 gettin' a tip of the ol' 10 gallon. 497 00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:43,999 'Nough said. 498 00:20:44,478 --> 00:20:49,038 -So I just wanted to say, you know, I'm sorry about before. 499 00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:51,246 I was wrong about you guys. 500 00:20:51,246 --> 00:20:52,478 You're OK. 501 00:20:52,478 --> 00:20:53,438 -Thanks. 502 00:20:53,438 --> 00:20:54,638 You're pretty OK yourself. 503 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:58,959 -You know, Mr. President, about me coming to work for 504 00:20:58,959 --> 00:20:59,919 you-- 505 00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:01,198 -I know where you're goin' with this, Jerry. 506 00:21:01,518 --> 00:21:02,478 Your right. 507 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,918 Stealin' you from W.H.O.O.P. Would be a downright 508 00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:08,078 disservice to the country, so I accept your formal 509 00:21:08,078 --> 00:21:09,838 withdrawal. 510 00:21:09,838 --> 00:21:10,638 -You do? 511 00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:12,078 Oh, thank you, sir. 512 00:21:12,078 --> 00:21:13,678 Thank you very much. 513 00:21:13,678 --> 00:21:15,118 -Well, I guess it's bye, y'all. 514 00:21:15,598 --> 00:21:18,159 Maddie and I have to start looking for a new nanny. 515 00:21:18,638 --> 00:21:19,598 -Sorry, Jere. 516 00:21:19,598 --> 00:21:21,518 I know how much you wanted that position. 517 00:21:21,999 --> 00:21:23,838 -But the truth is, we're totally psyched 518 00:21:23,838 --> 00:21:24,798 you're still our boss. 519 00:21:25,279 --> 00:21:27,678 -Ladies, after seeing the three of you in action, I'm 520 00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,598 glad I'm still your boss, too. 521 00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:30,079 -Ohh! 522 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:30,558 -Huh? 523 00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:31,999 -Hugs! 34161

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