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THEME SONG: Here we go again, you know, know, know, know,

till we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go!

Go!

Go!

Here we go!

Here we go on a mission undercover,

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go!

We're totally spies.

And get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go!

[rushing footsteps]

-[chuckles]

ANNOUNCER (ON TV): Get ready, kids, because

it's time to get Zooney!

-Zooney!

-Jimmy, are you hungry?

I've got some snacks.

Jimmy?

Jimmy!

Huh!

ANNOUNCER (ON TV): We now return to our program,

"Beautiful People, Miserable Lives."

-Oh, Blair, I don't know how to tell you this.

But the diagnosis has been confirmed.

I have dandruff.

-[sobbing]

-Oh, Clay, be strong.

-Huh!

-It's not not like it used to be.

They have special shampoos, now.

[static]

-Hey!

-(ANGRILY) Normie!

What are you doing?

That's our favorite show!

-Like, I care.

Besides, it's time to get Zooney!

-Hrrm, ahh!

You're going to get a lot more than Zooney if you don't give

me back that remote, right now!

-Nah, ah!

My mom told your mom that as long as I'm staying here, you

have to be nice to me.

Ngngh!

-OK, that does it, you little creep!

-Whoa!

Aunt Stella!

-[shrieks]

-Aunt Stella!

Clover's trying to pummel me!

-Ahh!

-Clover!

You let Normie go.

-What?

-Ngh.

She hates me.

[fake sob]

I'm scared, Aunt Stella.

-Ha, look what you've done.

Now, if you don't start being nice to Normie this instant,

I'm going to have to punish you.

-Punish?

Like, hello?

If anyone should be punished around here, it's him!

-Ngngh!

-Oops, wrong thing to say.

-Yup.

She's done for.

-Clover, go do your homework.

-Already did it.

-Then, uh, go do the dishes.

-Finito.

-Laundry, then.

-Washed, fluffed, folded.

-Maybe you should ground her.

-Huh!

Ground me?

Give me a break.

-Oh, I'll give you a break, a very long break, because you

are officially grounded!

-Ma!

-You are forbidden to leave this house for three days,

other than for school.

And I don't want to hear another word about it!

[squeaking mouse]

-Uh!

[squeaking mouse]

-[shrieks]

-[snickers]

ANNOUNCER (ON TV): Get ready, kids, because it's time--

-I can't believe I'm grounded.

ANNOUNCER (ON TV): --to get--

-Talk about major--

ANNOUNCER (ON TV): --Zooney!

---embarrassment.

I haven't been grounded since I was, like, 12!

[girls shrieking]

-I can't get WOOHPed!

I'm supposed to be grounded!

[girls shrieking]

[groans]

-Hello, girls.

Glad you could come.

-Well, actually, Jerry, I'm supposed to be--

-There have been a rash of child disappearances

throughout the city.

And we need your help to decipher how it's happening

and who's behind it.

Our only clue is that during each disappearance, a pirated

transmission was detected using the broadcast

frequencies of the Family Fun Network, which is run by media

mogul, Lewis Hightower.

-I've read about him.

He's never been one to turn down an opportunity to have

his picture on a magazine cover.

I think a little undercover work is in order.

-I believe you're all familiar with the UPWATI and Ice Queen

Perfume spray?

-Wow!

Is this a mood ring?

How retro!

-Not exactly, Alex.

Point the ring away from you and press the bottom of it.

[buzz]

-Hey, it's me!

-Or more exactly, a hologram of you or of whomever the ring

records.

-Ooh, naughty.

-Good luck, girls.

[girls shriek]

-Mr. Hightower, we're from "Teen Z" magazine.

I'm Sam.

And this is Clover and Alex.

Thanks so much for taking the time to meet with us.

-(GIRLS) Hmm.

-You're certainly welcome, young ladies.

Always have time for an interview.

You did say it would be a cover shot, didn't you?

-Oh, absolutely.

-As a matter of fact, for the photo, why don't you sit

behind your desk and maybe if you hold up some papers?

You know, like you're working?

You'll look more execu-cool.

-Execu-cool, I like that.

-Remember to use the special indoor lens, Alex.

-Hm?

-(IMPATIENTLY) Hrrm.

-Oh, of course, hehe.

What was I thinking?

-Just keep flipping through the papers, Mr. Hightower.

It'll seem more natural that way.

[shutters clicking]

-I think we've got all we need, sir.

Thank you very much.

-My pleasure, young lady.

Now, I suppose you're here to ask me about "Zooney World."

-Zooney, who?

-"Zooney World," that's the stupid show my cousin watches.

Huh!

Ah, I, I mean stupendous show.

Haha.

-Hm.

Not just your cousin.

Kids everywhere think it's Zoon-tastic!

[kids cheering "zooney!"]

-And their really Zoon-ing in on this,

the new Zooney helmet.

They're flying off the shelves.

[door opens]

-Hah?

-I'm sorry, Mr. Hightower.

I couldn't stop him.

-Dad, you said we're going to go to lunch together today?

-Jason, never interrupt me when I'm in the middle of an

important interview.

Now, run along.

And if I have time, maybe we can have lunch next week.

I'll have my assistant call you.

-[repressed sobbing]

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): This guy makes my mother seem like a

sweetheart.

-Ew!

After meeting him, I feel like I want to take a shower.

-Try a car wash without the car.

Did you see the way he talked to his kid?

-Yeah.

Which reminds me, we got to speed this mission up before

my mom finds out I'm gone and goes Medusa on me.

-Sure thing, Clover, right after we print out the X-ray

shots Alex took of those papers.

I have a feeling they'll give us some important clues.

SAM (OFFSCREEN): According to these documents, the Family

Fun Channel's satellite dish is on this island.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Maybe we can find out something about the

pirated broadcast transmissions Jerry mentioned.

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): [grunting]

[sighs]

Next time, let's take the escalator.

[static noise]

[girls shriek]

-Oh!

-Whoa!

That was totally uncalled for.

-You're telling me.

I broke a nail!

-Obviously, there's some kind of high-tech Inviso-Shield

around this satellite dish.

Somebody doesn't want us messing around here.

-So what do we do?

[zap]

-Huh!

[clanging]

-Dive!

-Uh!

-Uh!

[zap]

-What is it?

-This must be the pirate transmission.

I'll try to track the origin of the

signal with my Compowder.

[electronic beeps]

[zap]

-Huh?

-Where'd that nasty shield go?

-Uungh.

-Uungh.

-Does that answer your question?

-Uungh.

-Uungh.

-Eeyahh!

-Haa!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Aah!

Ugh!

Ah!

-Ugh!

Uh!

Uh!

Ow!

Ow, ow, ow.

Funny bone.

Aw, funny bone.

-Uh!

Ah!

Ugh!

[phone rings]

-Hello?

-Clover, where are you?

I told you not to leave the house.

-Mom, I couldn't help it, Mom.

I had a, ugh, rehearsal for the school musical, "Kung Fu

Chorus Line."

-Yes, from the sound of things, you're

having quite a party.

But I think it's time you made your curtain call.

-Mom, I'm kind of busy right now.

It's the big fight scene.

-You better get home this instant, or you're

grounded for life!

-What a cast-iron tyrant!

Ugh!

[thumps]

-That'll teach you to get me more grounded!

-(TOGETHER) Uungh, ungh, ungh.

-(NERVOUSLY) Hah.

-(NERVOUSLY) Nngh.

Nice kitty.

Eeh, ah.

[girls shriek]

[splash]

-Pfft, pfft.

Ohh.

-Luckily, I captured a sample of the pirate signal on my

Compowder to send to WOOHP for analysis.

[electronic beeps]

-Maybe we should get out of here before those Munchkin

freaks with the hardhats come looking for us.

-I'd almost rather fight with them than go

home and face my mother.

[sighs]

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Psst!

Psst!

So can you sneak out yet?

[footsteps approaching]

-I thought I heard voices.

You weren't on the phone, were you, Clover?

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): How could I be when you took it out of

the bedroom?

-(SINGSONG) I've got a Zooney helmet.

I've got a Zooney helmet.

And you don't!

Bleeh!

Bleeh!

-You should keep that tongue back in your mouth.

It might attract flies.

-Zooney!

Zooney!

Zooney!

-Hrrmph!

I think you, guys, are going to have to bust this case

without me.

I can't believe I'm stuck here.

[phone rings]

-Huh?

Yeah, Jerry?

-Hello, spies.

We've traced the frequency sample you gave us.

And oddly, it's coming from the same island the satellite

dish is on.

-There must be some kind of underground broadcasting

station on the island.

-We're also detecting a pirate transmission that's taking

place right now.

I think you, girls, have some more investigating to do on

that island.

[rushing footsteps]

-Hey, that's Normie!

Normie, where are you going?

OK, as nice as it is to see him with his mouth shut,

something's wrong.

I'm coming with.

-How are you going to do that?

[buzz]

SAM (OFFSCREEN): Spot anything, Clover?

-Not yet.

Too bad, I didn't tag Normie's ear with a tracking device

when I had the chance.

-Well, keep looking.

He couldn't have gotten very far.

-Got them.

Normie's down there with a group of kids.

And they're all wearing those Zooney helmets.

-That's Zoon-creepy alert.

SAM (OFFSCREEN): I'll say.

Those helmets are receiving a signal that matches the signal

of the pirate transmission.

-They're heading toward the pier.

-Let's put the chopper down, Alex.

-OK, this is too freaky.

It's like Normie and the other kids are

hypnotized or something.

-We got to stop them.

-Wait.

If we stop them now, we could lose our chance to find out

who's behind this.

We'll be noticed if we use the chopper.

Let's break out the UPWATIs.

-Upwhatty?

-Don't even start with that.

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Hurry!

Or we'll be locked out.

-Locked out?

We'll be anchovy paste.

-[inhales sharply]

Whoa.

I've heard of close shaves, but that was more

like a full body wax.

Hm?

OK.

This is totally unexpected.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Hey!

That's why those people who attacked us at the satellite

dish were so short.

They were kids!

SAM (OFFSCREEN): Yeah.

Kids with some seriously bad attitudes.

[buzz]

-(GIRLS TOGETHER) Huh!

-Welcome to Zooney World, a place where kids rule, and

always will!

Zooney World is a brave, new world.

And I am your brave, new leader.

Remember, anyone over the age of 12 is your enemy.

Train on and prepare for the coming war against the adults!

[kids chant "zooney rules!"]

-War against the adults?

Zoon-frightful!

-We got to get to the satellite dish and stop the

signal from being broadcast.

[kids chant "zooney rules!"]

-Huh!

Look, there's Normie!

Normie!

Come on!

Snap out of it!

Be your usual obnoxious self!

-An adult!

Zooney!

[alarm blares]

-Adult alert!

Adult alert!

Eliminate them!

[rushing footsteps]

-See, the three of us, a thousand of them.

-Any way you look at it, it still adds up to one thing.

-Run!

[screeching]

[whoosh]

[electronic beep]

[shrieks]

[crash]

[grunts]

[shrieks]

-Ah!

-Uh!

Mm.

Taffy.

Pretty good, too.

[kids shouting, indistinct]

-Clover, I just want you to know that this is all

for your own good.

One day, you'll thank me.

CLOVER (ON SPEAKER): You're right, Mom.

This is exactly what I deserve.

Thank you for a just and appropriate punishment.

-Well, all right, then.

I'll just--

I'll check in on you later, dear.

-You, adults, are going to find out just how

strong we can be.

-Adults?

Hello?

Teenagers, here.

-It's OK.

Honest mistake.

[chuckles]

Now, if you'll just untie us.

-Not a chance.

The first team to get one of the girls to explode gets all

the candy they can eat!

-(IN UNISON) Zooney!

-Explode?

-I don't think I'm going to like this.

-Ready, set, fire!

[splash]

-Uh!

-Ungh!

-We're going to drown!

-Maybe not!

[hiss]

-Ungh!

[glass shatters]

[hiss]

-Nice work, Alex.

-Thanks, Clover.

-Attack!

-(IN UNISON) Zooney!

-Aah!

-Huh?

Ah!

-Ungh!

[shrieks]

-Ooh!

Ah!

Oh!

-Wow!

It's like a blender with feet.

Uh!

[hiss]

[glass shatters]

-Where am I?

Who are you?

-Use the Ice Queen spray on the helmets!

[hiss]

[glass shatters]

[kids bawling]

-Normie!

NORMIE (OFFSCREEN): Zooney!

-Hah, uh!

-[grunts]

[glass shatters]

-Normie?

Normie!

-Clover?

You are going to be so busted after I tell your mom

you left the house!

-Hmm.

Well, Normie's back to normal, as if

that's anything to celebrate.

-We still need to stop that satellite transmission before

those kids tear us to pieces.

You guys, go up and see if you can do something.

I'm going to find this mysterious Zooney.

-Great.

More climbing.

[kid laughing]

-[shrieks]

Whoa!

Uh!

ZOONEY (ON TV): You think you can beat me, but you can't.

You and your friends will soon be destroyed!

-Stop hiding, you coward.

-[laughs]

[hiss]

-Ha!

[glass shatters]

-I should have known you'd be in there.

Roaches like to hide in the dark.

Eeyah!

-Uh!

Aargh!

-OK, Helmet-head, show your face.

Hey, aren't you the Family Fun Channel executive's son?

-Why should you care?

-Oh, look, you have every right to be angry at your

father, Jason, but you can't take it out on every adult in

the whole world.

-Yes, I can.

And I will.

Zoon satellites placed in every country will allow me to

beam my hypnotic signal across the globe.

Haah, won't my father be surprised with the ratings I

generate with Zooney World really is an actual world, and

not just a show!

-Man, have you got a discipline problem.

-[laughs]

I'll show you what discipline really means.

[bangs]

-Ah!

[glass shatters]

[thud]

-Aarrh!

-Time for you to take a time out!

-Wha--

Aargh!

Hey!

Let me go or, or--

-Or what?

You'll tell your daddy on me?

I don't think so.

-About time.

I was really getting sick of that thing.

[girls grunting]

[metal creaking]

[crash]

[splash]

[kids bawling]

-Excellent job once again, Sam.

-Thanks, Jerry.

I think you owe someone a big apology.

-Jason, I'm sorry for being such a jerk to you.

What do you say I make it all up to you by taking you to the

amusement park?

-I'll check my schedule and have my assistant call you.

-He's got his work cut out for him.

-It would appear so.

Don't worry, children.

You'll all be back home safe and sound before you know it.

-Take me home now, Clover!

I'm hungry!

And I want to tell on you.

-Can I use your Compowder?

I left mine at home.

-What are you doing?

-Just connecting with the hypno-frequency Sam

sent over to Jerry.

I'm sure it's still stored on the WOOHP database.

-Huh?

-You are going to forget everything you've seen today.

As far as you know, I've been happily locked

in my room all day.

Not only that--

[rustling ]

-Let's go.

[buzz]

-Hm.

[yawns]

-Well, Clover, I'm happy you were able to make it through

the whole day without disobeying me once.

-It was no big deal, Mom.

-Well, just to show you how impressed I am, I'm ending

your grounding as of now.

-All right!

-And not only that, I'm going to let you take your cousin,

Normie, to the park to play.

-I can live with that.

NORMIE (OFFSCREEN): Here you are, girls.

-Hah?

-Can I get you anything else?

-Aw, no, Normie.

That's good for now.

You can go play.

-Thank you, Clover.

I love you.

-I know you do.

-So how long are you going to leave him like that?

-Hm, not too long.

Just until he's about 15 or so.

-In the meantime, do you think he can learn to give a good

foot massage?

All this spy work is hard on my pedicure.

[girls laugh]