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[THEME SONG: Here we go, we're
getting on the road till we
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stop, and then we'll shop.
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So 1, 2, 3, now baby,
here we go, go, go!
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Here we go!
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Here we go!
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On a mission undercover,
and we're in control.
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Here we go!
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Here we go!
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We're Totally Spies, get
on with the show.
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Here we go!
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Here we go!
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Here we go!]
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[music and audience cheering]
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-Thank you, Amsterdam!
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Good night!
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[cheering and screaming]
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-Oh, I forgot my pen.
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I'll be right back.
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[gasping]
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Hey!
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Who are--
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ahh!
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[muffled screaming]
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-I'm so psyched to try this.
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I heard Power Yoga Chi-Kwon-Do
is the best spot to get a good
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workout and meet cute guys.
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Just try to keep up and
don't embarrass me.
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-Yoga's a snap.
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I doubt we'll even
break a sweat.
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[gong ringing]
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-Hello, I'm Shirley.
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Welcome to my world of pain.
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-Oh.
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I've got a bad feeling
about this.
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-Follow me!
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If you dare!
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Long tiger!
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[roaring]
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-Squatting bear!
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[growling]
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-Whoa!
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Yahh!
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-Skipping goat!
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[goat bleating]
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-Uh!
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-Uh.
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Maybe we should have started
with the beginner class.
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I think Shirley has issues.
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-Oh, I didn't realize it was
helping the needy day.
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-Hello Mandy.
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What are you doing here?
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-I was just getting an
aromatherapy bath.
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[sniffing]
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Ugh.
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You three should try one.
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-What's with the bandage?
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-It's a tattoo.
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Tats are totally in right now.
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I'm having a coming out
pool party for the
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unveiling this Saturday.
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Only the coolest people
are going to be there.
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You and Sam are coming,
right, Clover?
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-We are?
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-You two qualify.
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I think it's cool that you two
can walk around with last
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year's hairstyles and
still act secure.
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-Oh!
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-What about me?
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-Hah!
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As if.
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You are definitely
not cool enough.
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-Not cool enough?
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-Ahhhh!
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-Hah!
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-Later, girls.
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See you on Saturday.
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-Ahhh!
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-I think what we all need right
now is a nice sauna.
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-What does Mandy know
about being coo?
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Did you see those hip huggers
she was wearing yesterday?
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Hel-lo!
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1970s calling!
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-I'm not cool enough?
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Cha, right.
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Bet if I got a tattoo, I'd so
be invited to that party.
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I'll show her.
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What do you guys think?
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Maybe it wouldn't be so
getting a tattoo.
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-Alex, gross.
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Tattoos are, like, permanent.
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-OK, this is a little more
sauna than I had in mind.
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[yelling]
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-Hello, girls.
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Sorry to have dragged you away
from your conversation just
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when things are getting
a bit steamy.
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-Hello, not funny much.
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Can you have waited?
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We're all stinky.
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-I'm afraid we've
got a situation.
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The leading nations of the world
are getting ready to
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begin talks on world unity.
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The talks are scheduled to
begin following a unity
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concert held in Russia.
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Unfortunately, one of the
singers of the headlining act
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has disappeared.
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This act is a favorite of the
Russian president's daughter.
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If they don't appear, the talks
could be in jeopardy.
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-Who's the headlining act?
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-The platinum selling
boy band Teensicle.
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-Teensicle!
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Oh my gosh, I love them!
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-They're our favorite
band this week!
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-Ahhh!
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[chattering]
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-Hey, which member
disappeared?
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-I believe his name is Mikey?
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-Ahhhh!
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-Mikey?
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He's the cute, sensitive one!
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-What's the big deal?
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They're just wannabes.
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-Since when aren't
you a fan, Alex?
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-Since always.
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I prefer the old school boy
bands who were popular last
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year when being a boy band
meant something.
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Bands like Boy Candy.
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I like to keep a few
pictures handy.
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This is T-bone, the
lead singer.
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He is way hot.
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Ah--
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-Whatever!
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-So when do we get
to meet them?
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They so have to know I'm
their number one fan.
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-Clover, try and focus
on the mission.
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-Ahhhh!
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[chattering]
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-Hmm, yes.
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Well--
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[girls screaming]
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-Maybe we should get another
W.H.O.O.P team to--
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-What?
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No way!
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-We'll be good!
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-Promise!
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-Very well.
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We would like you girls to go
undercover as presidents of
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the Teensicle fan club.
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This will give you access
to interview the
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remaining two members.
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Keep an eye on them in case
the kidnapper returns.
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World unity hangs in the balance
on this one, girls.
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-Now, let's take a look
at your gadgets.
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Scanner watches.
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Laser lipstick.
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Expendable cable bungee belts.
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And a new device the boys
are calling flavaphones,
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functioning stereo headphones
that release a protective,
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crash-proof afro
when activated.
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-Girls, it's time to
rock and roll!
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-Whoa!
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[fans cheering]
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[gasps]
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-So you girls are presidents
of our fan club?
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-That's right.
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Um, we heard about Mikey's
abduction and thought you
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might need some help
with the tour.
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-I'll start.
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Who needs a hug?
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-Uh, Sam?
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The mission?
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Concentrate.
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-Mikey's disappearance has got
us pretty freaked out.
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I mean, a year ago we were
orphans, living on the street,
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begging for food.
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-Oh, you guys were orphans?
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-Oh--
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-Huh.
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-No, not really.
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That's just something the promo
department came up with.
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Gives us street cred.
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-Our parents are super cool.
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We're just doing the boy band
thing to jump start our acting
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careers.
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-Well, don't worry.
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We're here to make sure
everything goes smoothly.
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You guys have nothing to
fear with us around.
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[screaming]
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-That felt like a
herd of buffalo.
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-Yeah, a herd of buffalo
wearing pumps.
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-Ohhh.
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-Need a hand?
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-Thanks.
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Huh?
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Mikey?
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You're all right!
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-Sure.
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Why wouldn't I be?
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-Because you were kidnapped,
weren't you?
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-What?
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That's crazy talk.
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I just took off to the desert.
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-Huh?
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-Been lying in mud, watching the
cactus flowers bloom for
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the last few days.
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-Dude!
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You're back!
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We thought something
happened to you.
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-I'm fine.
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Let's sign some autographs.
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[laughing]
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-Uh, so what now?
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Is the mission over?
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-Ah!
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This is totally bogus!
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I need at least another hour
to make one of them fall in
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love with me.
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-Wait a sec.
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Since when does Mikey
have a double chin?
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And I distinctly remember
reading that each member of
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Teensicle has a 30-inch waist.
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Something's not right.
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Oh, well.
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For now, I guess it looks
like the mission's over.
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Time to head home.
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[school bell ringing]
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-Give it up, girlfriend.
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Our shot at rock and roll
lifestyle is not to be.
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-There's just something
we missed.
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I'm sure of it.
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[mandy laughing]
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-Eww!
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Will you look at that?
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-You are definitely coming
to my party on Saturday.
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I might even let you pull
off my bandage.
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-Uh, great.
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-David totally thinks
she's cool.
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That's it!
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I'm getting a tattoo.
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Something that will really
impress people, like a flower
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or a pair of espadrilles.
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-A flower?
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I think I found something.
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Remember what Mikey said about
watching the cactus flowers
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bloom in the desert?
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Well, cactus flowers don't
bloom for another three
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months.
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-Why would one of my possible
boyfriends to be lie?
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-Teensicle's playing a concert
tonight in London before they
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leave for Russia.
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Maybe we should make
an appearance.
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[tower bell ringing]
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[music and cheering]
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-What song is this?
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-Sounds like Love Omelette,
their encore number.
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-Thank you, London!
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Good night!
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[music playing]
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-What do we do?
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-Uhhh!
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Ahh!
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-It's spy time!
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DJ (OFFSCREEN): Help!
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Police!
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN):
There, I see him!
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-I bruise easily!
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I'm like a fragile peach
when I'm mishandled!
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-There's too many of them!
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We'll never get out of
the way in time!
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-Quick, the flavaphones!
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-That's what I call
wiggin' out!
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-Let's take this loser down!
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-One, two, three!
273
00:10:34,527 --> 00:10:37,007
[laughing]
274
00:10:37,487 --> 00:10:38,479
[screaming muffled]
275
00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:44,799
-We're too late!
276
00:10:44,799 --> 00:10:46,607
-Curtain call, ladies.
277
00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:06,527
-Huh?
278
00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,687
-DJ?
279
00:11:08,687 --> 00:11:10,127
-What happened?
280
00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,047
Where's the guy who was
trying to kidnap you?
281
00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:13,007
-Guy?
282
00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:13,967
What guy?
283
00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:15,887
There's no one in the
elevator but me.
284
00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:18,287
-OK, we definitely saw somebody
grab you, and you
285
00:11:18,287 --> 00:11:19,727
were screaming about being
a fragile peach.
286
00:11:20,207 --> 00:11:22,158
-I think someone's playing a
little trick on you girls.
287
00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:23,599
I'm fine.
288
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,038
Now if you'll excuse
me, I've got a
289
00:11:25,038 --> 00:11:26,958
plane to catch to Russia.
290
00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:27,439
-Hello!
291
00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:28,399
Am I here?
292
00:11:28,399 --> 00:11:29,838
Did that just happen?
293
00:11:29,838 --> 00:11:33,726
-Guys, look at this.
294
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:34,207
-Eww!
295
00:11:34,207 --> 00:11:34,959
See 'em.
296
00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,159
Don't touch.
297
00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:37,087
-I'm just going to take
a sample to scan.
298
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,607
-Collagen?
299
00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:46,479
Isn't that the stuff rich old
ladies put in their lips?
300
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:48,879
-So whoever left this
pile must have had
301
00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:50,927
really big lips, then.
302
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:51,407
-Not quite.
303
00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:52,959
Check this out.
304
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:53,919
It's wire.
305
00:11:53,919 --> 00:11:56,318
Something written on the side.
306
00:11:56,318 --> 00:11:57,278
"Starlight
307
00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:06,639
Studios." -Hey!
308
00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:08,798
These are posters
for Boy Candy.
309
00:12:08,798 --> 00:12:11,199
You know, they might
make a cool tattoo.
310
00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:14,606
I could get all three members
of Boy Candy spread across
311
00:12:14,606 --> 00:12:15,087
my--
312
00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:16,719
-We'll talk tattoos later.
313
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,846
We don't have much time before
the unity concert.
314
00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:23,007
[muffled yells]
315
00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:27,599
-Who are they?
316
00:12:27,599 --> 00:12:30,526
-Oh, my gosh, their clothes!
317
00:12:30,526 --> 00:12:33,406
Those are the same outfits Mikey
and DJ were wearing at
318
00:12:33,406 --> 00:12:36,047
the concert!
319
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,799
-Whoa, that's not
Mikey and DJ.
320
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:39,759
-It is us!
321
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,719
I'm Mikey!
322
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,607
-And I'm DJ!
323
00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:43,567
-No way!
324
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,007
You're both like way old.
325
00:12:45,487 --> 00:12:47,359
You're totally in your 30s.
326
00:12:47,359 --> 00:12:49,166
-Somebody stole our faces.
327
00:12:49,647 --> 00:12:51,519
-Oh, gross.
328
00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:54,079
-How can we prove to you we're
telling the truth?
329
00:12:54,079 --> 00:12:55,359
-Hmm.
330
00:12:57,039 --> 00:12:57,999
Ah.
331
00:12:57,999 --> 00:12:59,326
What's your favorite food?
332
00:12:59,326 --> 00:12:59,807
-Mac and cheese.
333
00:13:00,286 --> 00:13:01,839
-With chata dogs.
334
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,166
-Ideal girlfriend?
335
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:03,647
-Smart.
336
00:13:03,647 --> 00:13:04,607
-Modest.
337
00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:05,086
-Makes us laugh.
338
00:13:05,086 --> 00:13:05,567
-Loves animals.
339
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,006
-But prefers dogs.
340
00:13:07,006 --> 00:13:09,759
-'Cause we're allergic
to cats.
341
00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:10,846
-It's them!
342
00:13:11,327 --> 00:13:14,078
-Um, let me ask you, is the
cat thing a real sticking
343
00:13:14,078 --> 00:13:16,479
point? 'Cause, see, I have this
little kitten, but it's
344
00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:17,439
really cute.
345
00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:18,399
-Clover!
346
00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:19,727
What happened, you guys?
347
00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:22,127
-Somebody grabbed us,
knocked us out.
348
00:13:22,127 --> 00:13:23,087
I remember a machine.
349
00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:25,246
A freaky machine.
350
00:13:25,246 --> 00:13:26,606
-We got company.
351
00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:36,366
Are those guys wearing
Mikey and DJ's faces?
352
00:13:39,007 --> 00:13:40,446
-They've got O-dog!
353
00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,847
-Red dreadlocks look familiar.
354
00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:44,286
No way!
355
00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:46,687
That's T-bone from Boy Candy!
356
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,647
I have to get an autograph!
357
00:13:47,647 --> 00:13:49,086
-Alex!
358
00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:51,006
If that's Boy Candy, then it's
a pretty save bet they're the
359
00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:53,886
one stealing Teensicle's
faces.
360
00:13:53,886 --> 00:13:54,846
-Nuh uh!
361
00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:56,047
Not Boy Candy!
362
00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:58,446
Maybe they just found
the faces and came
363
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,558
to return them -Hey!
364
00:14:00,558 --> 00:14:02,047
[gasps]
365
00:14:02,047 --> 00:14:03,486
-Or maybe not.
366
00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:06,959
-Time to motor!
367
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:09,839
[laughing]
368
00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:21,599
-Do you know what the longevity
of a boy band is?
369
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,519
A month, if you're lucky.
370
00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:25,487
After that, they show
you the door.
371
00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:26,927
-Wow, interesting fun fact.
372
00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:28,479
Does it have a point?
373
00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,878
-A very fine point.
374
00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:37,007
I'd like to meet the
Facelifter 5000.
375
00:14:37,007 --> 00:14:37,967
-Eww!
376
00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:38,766
I hate needles.
377
00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:43,439
-Hate needles?
378
00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:44,399
Hello!
379
00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:45,838
How do you think tattoos
are applied?
380
00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:48,079
-I thought they ironed on.
381
00:14:48,079 --> 00:14:49,039
-Pipe down!
382
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:51,438
With this device, Boy Candy's
going to get a
383
00:14:51,438 --> 00:14:52,879
second shot at stardom.
384
00:14:52,879 --> 00:14:54,959
Allow me to demonstrate.
385
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:55,998
-No, please!
386
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,918
My manager spent a fortune
getting my face
387
00:14:58,399 --> 00:14:59,407
to look like this!
388
00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:08,239
-Ah!
389
00:15:15,359 --> 00:15:16,319
[laughing]
390
00:15:16,319 --> 00:15:17,487
-You will never get
away with it.
391
00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:19,886
Fans will take one look at your
flabby bodies and know
392
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,198
you're a fraud.
393
00:15:21,198 --> 00:15:22,639
-Nuh uh.
394
00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:24,078
It's called a body truss.
395
00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:25,519
Boy Candy is back!
396
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,918
And once we perform at the unity
concert, nothing will be
397
00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:29,246
able to stop us.
398
00:15:29,246 --> 00:15:32,207
-T-bone, I want a
young face, too.
399
00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:34,127
-You might try some
moisturizer.
400
00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:37,278
And not to be mean, but you
could probably wax that
401
00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:38,238
moustache while you're at it.
402
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,599
-I think I have a better idea.
403
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:52,399
-Oh!
404
00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:59,487
-See you in rock and
roll heaven.
405
00:15:59,487 --> 00:16:02,047
[laughing]
406
00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:04,446
-I can't believe T-bone
would do this to me.
407
00:16:04,927 --> 00:16:06,847
Look at my face!
408
00:16:06,847 --> 00:16:09,246
My skin looks like beef jerky.
409
00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:10,206
-It'll be OK.
410
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:11,999
We'll get you a good
astringent.
411
00:16:15,566 --> 00:16:16,526
-You guys!
412
00:16:16,526 --> 00:16:18,446
See if you can reach your
laser lipsticks.
413
00:16:18,446 --> 00:16:21,438
They might be powerful enough
to cut these restraints.
414
00:16:33,999 --> 00:16:36,207
-We're gonna have to jump.
415
00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:40,926
Alex, don't forget the
Facelifter thingie.
416
00:16:40,926 --> 00:16:42,479
-Jump!
417
00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:50,959
[phone ringing]
418
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,879
-Sam, how is the
mission going?
419
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,278
The fate of world unity depends
on Teensicle being
420
00:16:55,278 --> 00:16:57,087
able to perform at
the concert.
421
00:16:57,087 --> 00:16:59,486
-Well, we got a little
problem with that.
422
00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,366
The Teensicle on its way to
Russia are impostors.
423
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,878
We need to get to the
concert fast.
424
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:05,838
-Oh, dear.
425
00:17:05,838 --> 00:17:08,078
Well, in that case, look up.
426
00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,079
-Thanks, Jer!
427
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:21,198
[music and cheering]
428
00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:22,158
-[russing accent]
429
00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:24,078
Papa, are they not
the coolest?
430
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:25,998
I vant my own Teensicle.
431
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,886
Buy me my own Teensicle!
432
00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:29,519
-Right after the
show, babushka.
433
00:17:33,326 --> 00:17:33,807
-Huh?
434
00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:35,487
What's going on?
435
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,039
-Yeah, they're acting weird.
436
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:39,966
-Yo, get it together,
you idiots!
437
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,479
-That's not Teensicle!
438
00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:45,118
-Boo!
439
00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:46,287
[crowd shouting]
440
00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:49,758
-Papa, somebody's trying
to trick us.
441
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:50,239
Why?
442
00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:51,678
-I do not know.
443
00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:53,967
But if they think they can make
a fool out of Russia,
444
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:55,406
they are mistaken.
445
00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:57,678
I will stop this unity concert,
and the unity talks!
446
00:17:57,678 --> 00:18:00,158
-What are we going
to do, T-bone?
447
00:18:05,247 --> 00:18:08,606
-Girls, these wannabes seem to
be a little out of shape.
448
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,639
I think they could
use a workout.
449
00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:13,038
-Let's give them a quick
lesson in Power Yoga
450
00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:15,407
Chi-Kwon-Do.
451
00:18:15,407 --> 00:18:18,879
-We all this one
squatting bear!
452
00:18:18,879 --> 00:18:20,847
[growling]
453
00:18:20,847 --> 00:18:23,679
-This one's called
skipping goat!
454
00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:25,647
[goat bleating]
455
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,006
-This is called long tiger!
456
00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:32,319
[roaring]
457
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:37,246
-By the way, you are so not my
favorite boy band anymore.
458
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,847
-Ah!
459
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,286
-Sam, Clover!
460
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,439
T-bone's getting away!
461
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:44,878
-You save Alex.
462
00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:47,087
I'll take care of
the other two.
463
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:48,399
-Oh no!
464
00:18:54,446 --> 00:18:57,279
[roaring]
465
00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:59,199
-Just thought I'd
drop in, say hi.
466
00:18:59,199 --> 00:19:02,079
I think you have something that
belongs to my friend.
467
00:19:12,878 --> 00:19:19,406
[cheering]
468
00:19:19,406 --> 00:19:20,846
-Yea, Teensicle!
469
00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:31,087
-We only did it to be popular
again, to be cool.
470
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,158
No one cares when you're
yesterday's boy band.
471
00:19:34,158 --> 00:19:35,487
-Just wanted to be cool--
472
00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:38,078
[phone ringing]
473
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:39,519
-Excellent work, girls.
474
00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:40,958
I've just been informed that
the Russian president has
475
00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:44,606
given his blessings for the
world unity talks to continue.
476
00:19:44,606 --> 00:19:46,047
-Hey, Jer?
477
00:19:46,047 --> 00:19:48,446
Now that we've saved the world
again, do you think maybe we
478
00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:50,158
could hang around and get
to know Teensicle?
479
00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:51,599
-Mmm, no.
480
00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:54,206
But I'll work on an autographed
poster.
481
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,966
-David!
482
00:20:05,966 --> 00:20:06,446
-Hello!
483
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:07,598
Tacky much?
484
00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:10,478
-Guys, I feel weird
about being here.
485
00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:11,438
-Don't worry, you're with us.
486
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,839
By the way, you're not still
thinking about getting a
487
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,278
tattoo, are you?
488
00:20:15,278 --> 00:20:16,238
-No.
489
00:20:16,238 --> 00:20:17,198
I'm comfortable with
the way I am.
490
00:20:17,198 --> 00:20:19,358
Who cares if I'm not cool?
491
00:20:19,838 --> 00:20:21,278
-Um, excuse me.
492
00:20:21,278 --> 00:20:22,798
What are you doing here?
493
00:20:22,798 --> 00:20:25,646
This is a private party.
494
00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:27,327
-Hey, let go!
495
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,239
-Oh!
496
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:29,039
Ahhh!
497
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:30,767
Help!
498
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:33,087
[laughter]
499
00:20:33,518 --> 00:20:35,486
-Mmmmm!
500
00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:36,446
-Oh, my gosh!
501
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:38,366
Look at her tattoo!
502
00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:39,807
-Her tattoo's fake.
503
00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:41,246
What a poser.
504
00:20:41,246 --> 00:20:44,638
-Yeah, let's get outta here.
505
00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:45,406
-Wait!
506
00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:46,206
Don't go!
507
00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:48,766
I'm just as surprised
as you guys!
508
00:20:49,246 --> 00:20:52,606
The directions on the box said
it was permanent ink!
509
00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:54,559
-Can you believe Mandy?
510
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:55,886
What a fake.
511
00:20:58,959 --> 00:20:59,438
-Yeah.
512
00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:00,879
Totally.
513
00:21:00,879 --> 00:21:01,839
Too bad, huh?
514
00:21:02,318 --> 00:21:04,367
I know how you like tattoos.
515
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,806
-Me?
516
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,726
Nah, I'm not really into body
art just to impress people.
517
00:21:08,207 --> 00:21:09,167
That's what I like about you.
518
00:21:09,646 --> 00:21:10,686
You're totally yourself.
519
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,558
-Want to get a latte chino,
soy, no dairy?
520
00:21:15,038 --> 00:21:17,438
I'm kind of doing
the vegan thing.
521
00:21:17,438 --> 00:21:18,398
-Uh--
522
00:21:18,398 --> 00:21:21,278
yeah, that would be awesome!
523
00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:22,238
-Cool.
524
00:21:22,718 --> 00:21:26,126
Clover, Sam, you guys
want to come, too?
525
00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:27,566
After all, we're all just
friends, right?
526
00:21:28,046 --> 00:21:29,086
-Uh, yeah, sure.
527
00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:31,326
We're all just friends.
528
00:21:31,326 --> 00:21:32,286
For now.
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